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PAGE FOUR i/The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at | arck’as second class mail matter. George D. Mann -President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year . $7.20 Daily by mail, per year, (in Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck)... _ Daily by mail, outside of North Dakot Member Audit Bureau of Circul Member of The Associated Press The yey Press is exclusively entitled to the wse for republication of all news dispatches ‘ereditcd to it or not otherwise credited in S$er, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of re publication of all ¥ other matter herein are also reserved. | —————— | } t te Foreign Representatives ‘ G. LOGAN PAYNE dai gh FS - v a og PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH ;*% & NEWYORK - - “ Fifth Ave. Bldg. | 4 6 M4 a (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | a — oa. | g “Clean living did it,” said 17-year-old George | b: Young after he won $25,000 by being the only one; h: of scores of contestants to complete the long gruel- It ing swim from Santa Catalina Island to San Pedro. | Clean living; well, undoubtedjy that had a lot to) H dq _with it. No youngster of 17 could have gone | Si through a test like that had his body not been in| perfect condition. No lad who was accustomed to i hip ftaské.and cigarets and late hours’ could have carried off that $25,000. But somehow we have a notion Young failed to! name the chief item in the list of things responsible ; for his success—a cast-iron determination to suc- ceed that wouldn’t give up under any circumstances. It’s a fine thing to have a well-conditioned body c that will do exactly what you ask it to, But even ? more important is having a will, a determination, ti to”see through whatever you undertake; to grit : your teeth and plod along without thinking of sur- 7; _ vender. : Determination | Young wouldn’t even have reached Los Angeles in £. ; the first place if he had lacked that. He ran out G © of funds in Chicago, remember, and borrowed $60 from none other than William Wrigley, promoter : of the swim, to complete his journey. Then he} went broke again, a little farther west, and actu-| a tally covered the last third of his journey afoot and f ic in’ the autos of chance tourists. 7 “And his capital, when the day of the swim dawned, ‘was a few cents. He had to win that $25,000 to get meal. He couldn’t fail—and he knew it. E Surely, every entrant in the big marathon wanted to win, and wanted it badly. But Young, if we're E not mistaken, had that quality of gritty, bulldog tk dgtermination in just a little greater degree than E any of them. He compelled his tired, racked body to continue when he was twice struck by painful, crippling cramps; he compelled himself to keep struggling when an adverse current swept him out to sea after he had nearly reached his goal; he com- pelled himself to keep eternally plugging along when the entangling, slimy kelp barred his path : ‘time-after time. And so, where the others had to admit defeat, ei Young won. si “Clean living” undoubtedly helped. No man ¥ could do what Young did if he was anything but a 4 t¢ ¢lean living man. ie But more important, to our notion, was his de- © termination to swim that nasty bit of Pacific ocean a R in spite of anything that could happen. ha R In winning he has taught us all a valuable lesson. tl 2s sn renee i * A Grim Job For Science p * “How it got here no one knows. It came from i £ Europe, and 1917 is given as the date of its appear- k ance. Its visit is costing the United States mil- ¥ lions of dollars. It is the European corn borer. ue “SA farmer down in the Illinois corn belt was look- i te ing around in his fields one day when he discovered i ‘“® ‘tiny brown worm. He took it to the Kankakee. } county farm bureau. The adviser told him it was i SX the corn borer and gave the news to the world. f 4 The borer showed ‘up mysteriously in Massachu- 4 uw setts in 1917. It has multiplied and spread until fi it now its domain is a region of 100,000 miles, It has : x» moved in all directions with the corn. If conditions q ~ are to its liking it can destroy an entire crop of i , corn, 3 In western New York many sweet corn growers lost their crops for the last two seasons; others took losses of 50 per cent. Now, with Indiana and Tli- | nois menaced, serious possibilities lie just ahead for | the national corn crop. | In the central states corn belt the annual produc- tion of corn runs to two and three billions of dol- lars. If the borer gets to playing with this crop, t£ food prices may go to unheard of figures. “ Experts have racked their brains. hi gpptopriated $10,000,000 to war on the pest. No | dusts or sprays reach the evil invader because it y burrows too deep. There has even been some dis- 4 cussion of establishing nation-wide cornless zones , to fight the worm somewhat after the way rangers f :@ forest fire. = b} I, ‘ grim siege goes on. Here is an enemy no bigger than a man’s little finger, and ‘it is eating the cash right out of his wallet, but he can’t pin it down. Science must find the way. The Business of Empire There is a good deal of talk in the papers these d about America’s activities along the lines of = “en .” A lot of people seem to think that we bid e to extend our sphere of influence over bigger share of the globe's surface than is ‘now the case, and some of them are vastly excited vet. it, one Sued and another. maybe it’s true. It may be that this na- Romeo become a vast world-ruliig power of Augustus or the Mongol empire of ‘8 thought Selpenies bn before we start. that dreams of empire usually puts its pa before it takes over management . affairs. places in ithe United States that bh. back home to Toronto; had to win it to buy his next | €nough current to electrify the farm. Congress has; there are—well, the list could be extended a good bit. these problems and let our children, when they are grown, think of empire. | “He that’ ruleth his own spirit is greater than he | that taketh a city.” ° as to individuals. Publicity For Firemen Down in Orange, N. J., where many New Yorkers | go home at night to lay their weary heads, they j have a chamber of commerce. sprightly, up-to-the-minute fellow, never lets oppor. | tunity knock at the door for long. | commerce at Orange, N. J., proposed that a pub- | ticity man be appointed for the firemen, declaring that the public did not appreciate sufficiently the deeds of these brave men, We are for it. But we deem this just a step toward the organization of better and bigger fire depart |ments. We think every fire house should have an _| advertising department. Before going to a fire the | advertising department should look around and see if the fire is really worth a first-class fireman’s attention. There are so many small fires, you know, like cows kicking over lanterns in barns and the like, that a fireman hardly can get a stick of | type cut of. If a house is burning down, but it’s an old wooden | | house, and there’s nobody home to save, let it burn | The publicity expert saves the firemen a valuable trip. The pinochle can go forward. Before a fire truck ventures out of the barn, the publicity man should shin down the pole, survey | | the blazing object or area, and return to report on | | the possibilities. Then a ecnference could be held | | and a vote taken on whether to fight the fire or | | continue the horseshoe tournament. It is a burning question. Editorial Comment Home-made Current on the Farm (New York Times) Uncle Sam, farmer, has been making experiments ' blew more or less steadily in large parts of the | Great Plains region, and it irked him to see it go! free. He knew, also, that the wind, if it entered | the farmhouse too gustily, often blew out the kero- | sene lamps. decided that the moribund windmill could be re- vived; or, in regions where this machine had much { water to pump, another wind motor could be set up which would charge storage batteries and provide | The department of agriculture has been conduct- ing experiments with wind velocity and power, and has found that a minimum of ten miles an hour is | necessary in order to charge the batteries. But this wind need not continue at that rate steadily, for about five hours’ charging every two or three days is, as a rule, all that is required. In experiments made in parts of Nebraska it was found that periods of three or more days when the: wind was less than ten miles an ‘hour were rare. They came usually toward the end of summer. For- tunately, during the winter months when lights are most needed, the air currents are most trutsworthy. No figures have yet been published concerning com: parative costs of home-made and of. “boughten” ! electricity. Presumably the home power planc would be of use only in districts remote from a main power line. But of these there must be thou- sands, with wind enough to make them “lit up” in- definitely. Some Middle Western Laws (New York Times) All the busy little legislators, conscientiously do- ing their best to earn their salaries, are coming in for reprcof from some of the great intellects of the country. This must be unpleasantly surprising to the public-spirited statesmen whose brains creak in the effort to devise more laws. But they see their duty, plain as a pikestaff, and it is a dull day that does not witness a brand new bill introduced into one legislature or another by some overworked imagina- tion. The latest repcerts put Ohio, Oklahoma and In- diana at the head of the competition for the most, fantastic proposals. Last week a bill providing for compulsory education in barbering for would-be bar- bers was introduced by Mr. Marshall of Cincinnati. He is, in addition to being a representative cf the popular will, secretary-treasurer of the International Union Journeyman Horseshers of the United States and Canada. The measure he proposes prescribes a rigorous course of study, to last not less than six months and to include 1,000 hours of classroom and “lab” work. Candidates for a diploma must be graduates of the grade schools, and will spend their thousand hours in study of these subjects: Scientific fundamentals for barbering, hygiene, bacteriology, histology of the hair, skin, nails, mus- cles and nerves; structure of the head, face and neck; elementary chemistry relating to sterilization | and antiseptics; diseases of the skin, hair, glands and nails; massaging and manipulating the muscles of the upper body; hair cutting, shaving, and ar- SARENNE: dressing, coloring and bleaching the ir. To prevent any. mistake in the legal meaning of barber, an outline of his functions is included. Shaving or trimming the beard, cutting, singeing, shampooing or dyeing the hair, applying any sort of treatment to beautify the face and removing any ishes, from the scalp, face, neck or upper part of the body,” are all. part of his profession. Nurses and doctors are specifically fcrbidden to trim ‘or shave a patient “for. cosmetic purposes.” An Ohio paper says that there were chuckles from Mr. Mar- shall’s colleagues when he presented his bill. They must be a remarkably polite and restrained com- pany of gentlemen. Shouts and guffaws might have been expected. It might be well for us to devote ourselves to) That applies to nations as well | The secretary, a/ i The other day the secretary of the chamber of in home-brewed electricity. He knew that the wind | So Uncle Sam reasoned from effect to cause ‘ath | bearing: up remarkably, Miss .Faith.|‘back seat. | father any time you say,” | answered in a more discreet i Faith did not Jest Churehill.” the door had closed] Jim Lane |vpon Cherry. Then she turned ‘her| of dazed misery as the car threaded exerescences, such as “warts, moles or other blém-}... The Bootlegger’s Stuff Begins to Work | | | SAINT = SINNER “I'm sure you understand, Miss Faith,” Stephen Churchill spoke in a low, gentle voice to the girl who was | watching with staring, tragic eyes her sister being led away by deputy sheriffs, “that bail is net permitted in this state where the indictment charges first degree murder. She’s “I have my car, thanks,” Bob in- ed quickly. “Miss Lane and 1 will follow you immediately, if it is convenient for you now.” After they had elbowed their way through the still dense throng on the courthouse steps and lawn. Bob hur- ried Jim Lane and Junior into the “I'll, drive you home.” A wonderful little girl, a remarkable|he told them, “and then Faith and girl.” I are going for a conference with “Thank you." at hig until sat in a huddled heap beatuiful, dark eyes imploringly its way through the crowded streets. upon him, “You -do believe in her,| Looking over her shoulder at them don’t you, Mr. Churchill?” Her voice was so low that not even Bob just behind her could hear the words. | Churchill zled_ head emphatically, too em- phatically; Faith! thought misérably. His: voice boomed out so that re- porters could hear him distinctly. “As innocent a: Miss Faith. ‘I wis were as easy ‘as this one “He doesnt really ve innocent,” Faith told herself des; ingly, but,» knowinng that a! curious’ eyes were managed to ‘smile brilliantly. ‘Thank you, Mr. Churchill. May I see you —privately? I—I want to talk things over with you.” “VI be glad to see you and your Churehill occasionally, with a tremulous, . re- assuring smile, Faith saw that Junior had his arm about his father’s shoulders, and that one of his strong young hands was tightly clamped over the trembling old man’s gnarled fist. The sight of these two—father and son—brought together in despair and sorrow, tightened Faith’s throat with tears, but there was a little throb of gladness in her heart. she’s | twenty-one-year-old -| notorious for his wildness, denlyibecome a man on whom his father could lean, nodded his great, grizé she is beautiful, of my eases The upon her, she TOMORROW: Faith and Bob con- sult with Stephen Churchill, Cherry's lawyer. voiee. “May I express my deep sympathy with you-in your bereavement ?” “The Mowers you sent lovely,” Faith answered. “I don’t think my father is fecling well enough to consult with you today, but I've got to talk with you, Mr. Churehill, BARBS i! —___—_—_-e By Tom Sims Army mules kicked 80 to death last year, while only eight were killed in commercial aviation. Why not send the mules to Nicaragua? were very I'd like to come as soon as possible with—with my fiance, Mr. Hathaway.” It was the first ime she had referred to Bob in just that way, and she was rewarded by a quick pressure of Bob's fingers upon her arm. “The quicker the better,” Churchill answered cheerfully. “I'm going to now. Shall I Mrs. Chaplin can find only part of her husband’s reported millions. The fact she can’t go through pockets at night is one disadvantage. Atlanta penitehtiary convicts are hoping - Earl Carroll gets there in time to help stage the annual prison shew. Unfortunately the prison bathtubs all are nailed down, how- my office there?" drive you OUR BOARDING HOUSE AT Yue Vou MEN SS 11S-TouGtl “0 BE ON A DIET! ESPECIALLY WHEN F =} BREAKFAST IS YouR YANORITE MEALS ~~ tT “TAKES WILL- POWER “TO wee LET ME oo Downs To ASIP AN’ ¥ HAVE A COUPLE BITE, AN' HAVE “To WATCH I Wf Gectlowe cai Za wer FELLAS PACK AWAY /7 A NICE BIG APPETIZING: BREAKFAGT 2 ee AH MBbuw = WHAT KIND.OF A DIET ARE Nou oN, No MUSIC WITHY YouR MEALS? “AN! WELL PUT 0 A FREE-FOR-ALL ‘has his way, with a law regulating the size of Okla. biscuits. He wants them to three inches in diameter inch thiek., The consi Oklahoma is to be blessed, if Mr. Charles Beaver A o-Tee OFF hoes ever, and there isn’t a bottle of wine or a pretty girl in the place. The men who threw real eggs in a Cleveland playhouse should have guardians to keep them from wasting their fortunes that way. Today's defini the fitst of the month—that period when the door- | bell calls people to the windows. (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) —_ | Old Masters Bright star! Would I were steadfast as thou art— Not in lone splendor hung aloft the night, And watching, with eternal lids apart, Like natpre’s patient, sleepless Ere- mite, The moving waters at their priestlike task Of pure ablution round earth’s human shores, Yr Or gazing on the new mask Of snow upon the spountains and the moors— No—yet still changeable, Pillowed upon my fair love's ripen- ing breast, To feel forever its soft fall and swell, Awake forever in a sweet unrest, Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath, And so.live ever or else death. —John Keats: —_————_————_""e |. ATHOUGHT | Prove all things: Hold fast to that Which is goods—1 Thess. 5:21, . soft-fallen steadfast, still un- swoon to Last Sonnet. I will listen to anyone’s convic- tions, but pray keep your doubts to yourself.—Goethe, | Justajingle We're going to a blew-out, so An auto we will hire, Said he. And then the blow-out came ‘Down ‘iin the auto tire. # ‘Ahern “POSTCARD wart THAT MAIL POUCH t DATE SCHEDULE FOR THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY, 1927 Compiled By; the Bismarck Association of Commerce Kiwanis Club, Grand Pacific Hotel” W..C. T..U., Mrs. W. E. Vater . Mothers Service Club, Mrs. R. Veterhns of Foreign Wai A. 0. U, W., A. 0, U. W. Hall... Eastern Star, Masonic Temple . 1. 0.:0, F, Subordina a Yeomen, A. O, U. W. eessssuseses Methodist Missionary Society, Mrs. D. H. Hauser . Mothers’ Club, Mrs. R. M. Bergeson Business & Professional Women, Business Club I, 0. O. F. Subordinate, I. 0, O. F. Hall . Masonic Chapter, ‘Tetuple .. Progressive Mothers Club, Mrs. Vern Hai Rotary, Grand Pacific Hotel . Sunshine Society, Mrs. Wagner . Current Events Club, Mrs. Zuger. Fortnightly Club, Mrs. Worth Lumry Wednesday Study Club, Miss Marton Burke De Molay, Masonic Temple American Legion, A, 0. U. W.. American Legion Auxiliary, Lions Club Room .,. ° Pp. P. | 2 Rotary Club, Grand P: ic P, Catholic Order“of Foresters, St. Mary’ P. Knights of Pythias, A. O. U. W. Hall . 4 M. B.A, I. 0.0, F. Hall ........-+0++0+ ,. 3 Preshyterian Gadieg ‘Aid, Presbyterian Church P. St. Georges Guild, Mrs. B, E. Jones .. P. Company A, City National Bank Building Pp. Masonic Commandery, Masonic Temple . 300 P, Nonpartisan Women’s Club, I. 0, 0. F. Hall 200 P, 4 DA. R,, Mrs. Conklin « 100 P. Community Council, Association of “Commerce Rooms . 3:00 P, Basketball; Bismarck vs. Valley City, High School 7:30 P. B. P. O, E., Elks’ Hall ..........-sseesesees 8:00 P. I. 0. 0, F, Encampment, O. F.-Hall 8:00 P. Sons of Norway, A.'O. U. a 200 P, “Gentlemén Prefer Blonde! uditorium . 315 P. 5 Rainbow Girls, Masonie'Temple i‘. 4 7 i g ‘00 P. :00 P. Masonic Blue Lodge, Masonic Temple - 8:00 P. 8 Kiwanis Club, Grand Pacific Hotel . 12 a PB P. P. P. P. P. P. PB P. P. SSSSasssesss 10 Presbyterian Missionary Society, Presbyterian Church 3 Company A, City National Bank Building 3 5 Thursday Musical Club, Grand Pacific Hotel 330 P. “Seven Keys to Baldpate” Auditorium .. + 8:00 P. Ladies Auxiliary to Patriarch Militant, I. + 8:00 P. 11 Delphian Society '.... 9:00 A. Basketball, Bismarck vs . 7:30 PL “Rebekahs, I. O. 0. Hall . 8:00 P. Bismarck Lodge of B. of . . 8:00 P. Knights of Columbus, St. Mary’s Hall 8:00 P. 12 U. C. T., Elks’ Hall . 8:00 P. UC. T. "Auxiliary, Ell 8:00 P. 14 Lions Club, Grand Pacific Hotel 12:15 P. Bismarck Study Club, Mrs.. V. E. Josli 3:00 P. Monday Club, Mrs. B. E. Jones....: 3:00 P. -Girl Reserves, Presbyterian Church Parlors + 7:30 PL Catholic Daughters, St. Mary's Hall . 8:00 P. City Commission, City Hall ..... 8:00 P. I, O. 0. F. Canton, I. 0. 0. F. Hall . - 8:00 PL Pythian Sisters, 0. U. W. Hall. 8:00 P. eh] Kiwanis Club, ind Pacific Hot 12:15 P. Mothers Service Club, Mrs. E. M. Hen 00 P. ‘War Mothers, Mrs. W. C. Cashman 00 PL A, 0. U. W., A. 0. U. W. Hall... 8:00 P. Eastern Star, Masonic Temple . 8:00 P. I. O. O. F. Subordinate, I. 0. O: » 8:00 P. Yeomen, A: O. U. W. Hall . 8:00 P. 16 Rotary, Grand Pacific Hotel . 2:15 PL De. Molay, Masonic Temple ... 30 P. Catholic Order of Foresters,.St. Mary’s Hall . 8:00 P. Knights of Pythias, A. 0. U. W. Hall 8:00 P. M. B.A. LO. 0. F. Hall ... 8:00 P. 17 Methodist Ladies Aid, Methodist Church . . 3:00 P, , Company A., City National Bank Building 7:30 P. Masonic Commandery, Masonic Temple ... 8:00 P. Nonpartisan’ Womens Club, I. 0. O. F. Hall » 8:00.P. 18 Basketball, Bismarck vs. Jamestown, High School 7:30 PL * B. P.O. E., Elks’ Hell . 8:00 P. L0.0.F. Encampment, 1 0. 0. F. Hall . 8:00 P. W. B.A, A. 0. U. W. Hall . 8:00 P. 19 Rainbow Girls, Masonic Temple 7:30 P. 21 Lions Club, Grand Pacific Hote! 5 Py. City Commission, Cty Hall 8:00 P. Masonic Blue Lodge, Masonic ple 8:00 P. 22 Kiwanis Club, Grand Pacific Hotel . 12:15 P. Mothers’ Club, Mrs. C. O. 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Monday Club, Mrs. F. A. Knowles. Girl Reserves, Presbyterian Church Parlors . Catholic Daughters of America, St. "s Hall . City, Commission, City Hall .,. 1. 0. O. F. Canton, 0. 0. F. Hall . Ladies Auxiliary to Patriarch Militant, - 0. O. F. Pythian Sisters, A. 0. U. W. wall High Schools Paired | For Second Round of. Farm Relief Debates Grand Forks, N. D., Jan. 31.—U)— Twenty North Dakota high schools have been paired for the second round. of a series of debates on farm relief . as provided in the McNary- Haugen bill, according to)A. H. Yoder, director of the extension divi the University of North Dak has charge of the drawing, Following are the_pairings: Leeds vs. Devils Lake, Crary vs. Rolla, Oakes vs. Cogswell, Oak Grove Sei inary. of Fargo vs. Kindred; Lari- of the wePeasees 2833is82 SVR Pw Pe later, according to Yoder. HOTEL MAN IS DEAD Killdeer.—Richard‘ Daniels, past 18 years. vived by several children. Mandan, Jamestown vs. Rockford, Moball vs, Granville and ‘Minot. 1s and Devils Lal hold Soa debates, as will Crary and Rolls, Winners of the firet series were: Cogawell, negative, from Hankin: Velva, affirmative, from Crospy; Us: Grove, negative, from rg bly Jamestown, affirmative, from 3; earl a wille, affirmative, pee 3. Larintere, affirmative, from 'V Valley. City; Kindred,. negative, from Lisbon; New. Rockford, nega- tive, Spee ps te nega- from KERKEZEEREKEERE BERERRERERERERERS SEEREREEREREREZERR EEE SERS RRERE RE ER EX: : FLAPPER FANNY SAY: SRE SERES EEE KEEEE: REREEES ER SE RESEESS EER ERE RE a - al test will be held at the state univer- sity here on a date to be announced hotel proprietor, died last Saturday at the age of 76-years. He has been engaged in the hotel business here for the The deceased is sur- “N \