The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 21, 1926, Page 4

“PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck as second class mail matter. George D. Mann. President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year . Daily by mail, per year, (in Daily by mail, per year, ——$$—$_—__——. ‘keep going, until one day they stop and are not there any longer to worry. If the king cbeys his icians, he will be unu- sual. King or layman, this disregard of death warn- ings, this refusal to believe in death while there is life, is the most common instinct to all men, a certainty which all men treat as a remote possi- bility for other men, never themselves. And this very instinct, irrat ical as it is, is man’s greatest protection in life. Without this instinct serving as shield and buckler, the fruitless , the inanity, the utter absence of meaning from life, would be the world’s destruc- tion. $7.20 7.20 Associated Press _ The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this pa- per. and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of al! other matter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Mr. Stimmel, Congratulations! When you pay your rickel for a street car ride, are you ing for just the ride or the view, toc? Branson C, Stimmel, an insurance broker :f Gotham, thinks that when he pays his el he’s entitled to the passing landscape as well seat. CHICAGO DETROIT When Stimmel sat down in a car the other day Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | and found an aid pasted on the window near the seat,| PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH he got mad and tore it dewn. NEW YORK P,P Fifth Ave, Bldg. “I paid to see out of this window,” said the) doughty street-car Don Quixote (Official City, State snd County Newspaper) ——————————— —__) An inspector Diggers for Gold dared him to a ott Y eld farmhouse in a .500 in buried treas- on the car protested, rest him, Stimmel He didn't, so Stimmel wrote the street car com- pany a letter and dared ‘em, too. \ The case, on a destructicn of property charge, m from | guarding the Now armed police l about it, Wil be heard in court soon, Stimmel says only the crowds of treasure seekers who ha “cco boo Walieved SUPFeme court can stop him, He pays his nickel, he! k " of a ‘ort p of $60, believe: H i i to seek the rest of a fortune : wants his view, and view he shall have! buried there. More power tc Stimmel. Any man optimistic enough to relish a view out of a New York street thrill to a greater numb car window is a citizen well worth protecting. We | “The Blossom,” a little steamer sent out by 29) need men of his roseate hie, | Ohio museum of natural history tu collect specimens, — | What two words give a greater - recently came home, n, in a public address, told of his visit; \ Editorial Comment Christmas a Happy Tradition (Youth’s Companion) Life is not always a joyous, happy affair, as at} Christmas time, It is filled with bitter struggle and | ice. Anct because the werld and its people are} so often unhappy, we try hard to preserve, at least | in our minds and hearts, the deeds that make us happy even for a day. If a beautiful tradition makes pecple happy, we; want to keep it. Nineteen hundred twenty-six years ago a little child came upon earth te make. men) happy and to teach them the ways to happy living. | Because this appealed to men a beautiful and god-like deed, they wished to preserve it. While the Christ-Child grew to manhocd and though He! passed from the living world, He was not forgotten. As long as the world has been going, fathers and, +mcethers have told of the birthday of the Christ- Child, until it has come to be a beautiful tradition. | » Island, sure Island” of Robert Louis Steven- son is no imaginative spot, he declared to his au- diences. It i island off the coast of Brazil where 2 fortune worth probably $50,000,000 is buried. Jose Dantch, urd, is Supposed to have in the form of rich- 1 silver Icoted from of the island, who seeks their mons has received lit- rom men and women the dy with pick and shovel if > start to -aet there! Harvard and Its Morons (Brookiyn Eagle) It is fair speculation that the Puritan conception ; cf the Deity as a schoolmaster with an ever ready! ferule and an X-ray all seeing eye, perpetually! watching the very thoughts of Jchn X, led to a vast! en remantic, and do they mour in this work-a-day, ness” with its end men out in The question is still see thi with world, or docs its ver need for money and more money s the hunt for pelf? When a Home Is Broken Why all the tumult and the shouting about the Chaplins ? The answer is s) simple. The word “home” ex- presses it. To the average man and woman, the “common” man and woman, home is the basic factor in life. The well-being, the smooth-running mech- anism of that heme, constitutes summum bonum. The breken home mears to “the common man") disaster urti! a substitute fur that home is found somehow, It means broken threads, drifting, no groove, no meaning to life. The home is as old as life; as old as Adam and Eve, who cailed the shadow of one particular tree ‘trend from its forbears, and the trend persists de-| spite the slow liberalization that the past century has! ere ccmment by men who are virtually a part of | it and whose loyalty nobody ever thinks cf impeach- | ing. However, the climax is reached when Donald; Gibbs, editor cf the Crimson and a representative of | Cambridge at the student parley in Middletown, makes this remarkable declaration: “The number of morons at Harvard is astound-' ing, there being more tc the square inch than there | are plumbers in a tenement house on a zero day.” Mr. Gibbs did not say that Main street furnishes | the morons. He did not hint that the steady move in} one’s “home,” the trysting place, the spot where one! the direction of ionalism which Harvard shares might find the other when the day in the garden was | With most of our institutions of higher learning was over. responsible. He ccnfined himself to the suggestion | Home is as old us the savage who gnawed his| that “insufficient preparation” was accountable.’ bones in a disn rn—dism But manifestly that cannot logically account for morons. Morons are like peots, born, not made. “Faithful ave the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.” If any Prince- tonian had said what Editor Gibbs says the Crim- sen would have demanded that he be ducked in the pond as a common scold. Remains the fact that 1, but HIS cavern, not just any cavern—his own; the cavern where his woman was-—the woman whom he had pounded into submisson with his thorny club, elad in the leopard skin which he brought ther, Heme is as old as the battles fought fer it-—the “topless towers of Hium” crumbled because a home had been violated, and all the wars of savage tribes sprang from home ‘sor home clay huts or home ests in giant trees marauded by the intruder, There may be bickering, disagrcement, quarrels- but until the actual devastation comes, the world as- sumes that all is well with a man or woman as long as the home is maintained. When it crashes, they “Poor Charlie Chaplin!” or, “You can’t blame the girl, Why didn’t he work a little harder for his home?” bad condition once confessed is half redressed. Ax a part Binet be f the Harvard entrance examination the non tests will do wonders. They might well mmended to all American colleges and uni- { Goodwill and After (St, Paul Dispatch) | Last night’s Goodwill dinner is to be doubly | regarded. In retrospect the event, with St. Paul as —— =x | the guest of Minneapolis, was a delightful social af- Youth Militant \fair, As such it confers upon St. Paul a certain The lid is off, There is nothing which can’t be Pesponsibility of courtesy which it should be a pleas- talked about. Thus did youth shout with a clarion sure ty accept. The role of host and guest should cry at the recent convention of the Interdenomina- be interchanged without undue delay. tional Young Pecple’s Commission. | Deeper significance, however, attaches to the® This commission selects topics for discussion in event. The social relationship is traditionally a church young people's societies. | forerunner of partnership in the more serious phases Petting, movies, poker games, auto riding, golf on Of life. Pleasant social intertourse is a worthy Sunday, and even tenser questions, are just a sample | Objective in itself, but pleasantry is not usually the | of the list decided upon. only aim. As a means toward a more effective end, Simple and almost insignificant as it seems, here | the Gocdwill dinner is most auspicious, ‘ in a nutshell yeu have the whole youth-and-its-| Out of this event should grow: an intercity co- elders problem. operative effort whose effects may transcend the, Youth embraces the scientific method. “I want to| ffuits cf sociability alone. The friendly relation know. I want to find out. I want to see for myself,”| established should not be permitted by those who it says. \ have participated to stop short of a tangible, work- “Let's trot everything out and. look it over, then| ing partnership. The two cities are certainly quite T'll do what I think should be done about it.” ks much an industrial unit as a social one. The Old and middle age say— direction in which the event of yesterday points is “We've always heard that it wasn’t nice, Why | therefore plain. The end desired is a union of forces, should we talk about things that are not nice?” ® pooling of industrial energies, so that the cities What would this world do without youth and its|™ay gain by combinatcn what they are losing now militant program? through obstruction and conflict. Of course to ac- ‘complish this a body to perform permanently and in & broadened and practical manner the offices of this one day’s gathering will be required. Twin Cities business, industrial and political leaders were guests, as yesterday. That event now is for- gotten, The reason is that it was merely a pleas- ing social affair. Its effects, if any, were passing. This should mst again be permitted to happen. St. Paul should meet its socia) responsibility Death is the most certain thing there is—but it’s| nal, childish, illog-| Years ago the first Goodwill dinner took place.| THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. ee Faith's hands clung tremblingly to Bob’s shoulders zs he answered the telephone. “Hathaw ing, chief. turn? Will they be here in time for the inquest? That's xood. the papers understand that she vol- untarily gave herself up, won't you, Morehouse? Thanks.” “Oh, Bob,” Faith flung her acms about him as he turned. “Poor little frigthened Cherry! How dreadful she must be feeling now!" “Morehouse says the sheriff of Min- t county has just called him up. Si Cherry and Wiley drove up to his office, Cherry clutching a morn; ing paper in her hands. Said she de- clared her innocence, her complete ignorance until that minute of Uncle peaking. Good morn- prevalence of introspection, of self-criticism, of self-| Ralph's death, and begged to be als! Faith? condemnation, Harvard university has inherited this |!ewed to come straight to town te’ said she'd be home today. Cherry?” her voice rose to a scream, las the reporters stared at her blank- give herself up for questioning. It looks good for her, honey.” : Before Faith could answer, the vance to get of the reporters was a nervous, eagereyed, thin young girl, sisted upon and noting down details of the fur- nishings of the whole house. “Our paper’s running columns of them this afternoon,” she told Faith. guard of the afternoon papers who in- | “Of course we're playing up her ro- mance with Mr. Wiley. Most of the letters were from him, and from aj Mr. Ettleson, you know.” Albert Ettleson! Faith bit her lip to keep from screaming out the hor- ror that that name conjured up. That foolish indiscretion of Cherry’s would now be brought against her, used to blacken her character in the “I can't understand,” she gasped, “why Chief Morehouse permitted the not evidence. They have no be on the—the death of Mr. Cluny.” “The papers are lucky that they aren't” real evidence; otherwise the chief would have had to guard them for the grand jury iss Ni the reporter, retorted. Then, at s Yessi2! Youve Been ANICE BOY AND IM GONNA Give Yu A REDUCTION IR YOUR TAXES 1 She's surrendered at Min-| papers, though, ; hurt. See that | “a of rith’s tortured ¢ nm around Cherry oothingly for you, Mis Lane. Cherry, the news.” I suppose so,” hopeless] into the the men reporters, | “lve been telling the boys, dear, the Morehouse last might— that we are engaged to be married,” what I told Bob took her hand. Faith hurriedly into the, room. “What do all these people want, Where's Cherry? Dr. Atkins ly, ‘Faith i*Please, tacks, will see you all as at Mr. Cluny’s,” sl | “inquest.” | TOMORROW: murder. | ATHOUGHT © papers to use those letters. They are, and Bob consented photographed and the dull boom of the flashlight had hardly died away { when Mrs. Lane, her kimono wrapped jabout her huge body, came waddling en. No university in America is so tolerant of | {tent door bell rang. It was the ad-| “ “Good Lord! The old dame (To Be Continued.) to be {resulting in a beautiful race. It's an Where's | Gentle words, quiet words, ‘after all, the most powerfu! wo They are more convincing, more ¢ pelling,. moi prevailing.—W: n Gladd I (DONT KNOW THIS DocToR, — Bur I SGUCSS HE'S AS GooD AS THE AVERAGE. Do You WISH (TO(See Nese = ‘and in so doing, should take steps to make the co- WYouR WAITING Room !t! | A Rude Awakeni DIDHETELLYOU TAT P= WHY You RoR LTiLe SMP — THERE -AINT NO SANYY cuays/ she put her they sister and spoke, around. “Believe me, I'm sorry | Don't blame the TRe real truth can't! Maybe the Republican party will add and the public must|to the outfit with a suitcase in 1928, Faith said dully, s the two girls went back | store ng room to join Bob ‘and | 0 doesn’t! Oft in the stilly night know a thing about it,” one reporter @ new angle on the case. One breathered audibly to another. turned to them imploringly. y : won’t you all go now? My seeing Cherry's room,’ mother isn’t well—she has heart at- Please! Mr. Hathaway and I in at the—later, amended, grow- ing even paler at the narrowness of | her escape from using the dread word { How Faith protects jher mother from knowledge of the r’| Out of thine own mouth will 1 *| judge thee—Luke 19:22. are, ds, oot ry | By Tom Sims | January is to be known as Laugh Month. The laugh’s on you when) bring the Christmas _ bills Edward Payson, Weston, 88-year- old walker, gave Coolidge his shoes. Chicago band invaded (a loop and carried away $100,000 worth of merchandise. The police are trying to get a return game on eggs’ home grounds. An Englishwoman proposes. sculp- tural nurses to shape babies’ faces, all-night job. ington liked fish, we In their modest ways so did Ike Walton, Jonah and P. T. Bar- jnum. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) Ere slumber'’s chain has bound me, Fond memory brings the light Of other days around me: The smile: Of boyhood’s years, The words of love then spoken; The eyes that shone, Now dimm’d and gone, The cheerful hearts now broken! Thus in the stilly night Ere slumber’s chain has bound me Sad memory brings the light Of other days around me. When I remember all The friends so link’d togethér I’ve seen aroand me fall Like leaves in wintry weather, I feel like one Who trends alone ‘Some banquet-hall deserted, Whose lights are fled . Whose garlands dead, And all but he departed! 4 Thus in the stilly night Ere slumber’s chain has bound me, Sad memory brings the light Of other days around me. as Moore: The Light of Other ‘© New York, Dec, 2;—Now the birds af New York, by which I mean the }real feathered kind, have their sur- Keon, too, Sie [For birds fall heir to ills like ours |ccthey have their tumors, their sore throats, their broken legs, their dietary’ ailments. To the birds suf- jfering these ills ‘Miss Emilia Stein- acher is a friend, and her little hos- pital, In W. 64th street, a peaccful refuge. In the hospital there is an opcrat- [ing room with its shining case of linstruments, There are cushions ,;Whereon , the birds can\lay their iweary heads, and there are pleasant [Soa where wounds can be washed. There is all the most fastidious bird | could ask. At the hospital you hear the story of the parrot who wouldn't talk. Dr. Steinacher found that ‘the bird had a tumor under the tongue. Now Poll insists on telling everyone about “my operation.” The fire laddies paftook of u pa- rade the other day, and it was good to ‘watch the 2,000 men, with buttons aglow, marching along Fifth Avenue. |°"But’ memory: of ‘past parades is better. Somehow: this was not like the ancient day :of the “Abe,’ “Jake,” “Barney” and “Bill,” those dappled chargers who would come {tearing through ‘the. streets, round- ‘ing the corners.at.a breakneck pace. ! The spirit of°such a parade in an ‘older day seamed poling. The heroic ‘aspect of the ook-and-ladder battulions’ was ‘not there. Perhaps | |the horses took -it with them when they went. ey) ‘ ae It thas ‘become,the city of a million gate-crashers, The. other day /a | maitre d’hotel told at one host- repast "it," e" pote ified ft lor ests, although Dat 300 persons had been retold. mes tees of the story a me, nerous entertainer had related. to im. She had arranged to have three quarts of wine—from her pre-war cellarx—at each table, the tables seat- | PRAST ene attale ahd was amazed conducted a quiet investigation. Many of the summoned guests—and many of the unchosen—had bribed the waiters to supply them with more wine, and not a few had gone away carrying quantites of it under their arms. : GILBERT. SWAN. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Ine.) STATION WCCO T0 BROADCAST XMAS PROGRAM | Will Give Chimes Concert Christmas Eve and Musical Programs Saturday Broadcasting of Christmas music played on the chimes in the Min- neapolis court house Friday after- noon, December 24, will usher in a series of special Christmas programs to be sent out on the wave of the Gold Medal Station, WCCO. The music of the chimes will be on the alr from 4:45 to 5:15 p.m. It will be picked up by special microphones installed on the roof of the telephone building directly across the street from the court house and carried by remote control to WCCO’s transmit- ter. In addition to being distributed through the entire Northwest, the chime musi¢é may be hgard from a loud speaker connected with WCCO which will. be installed municipal Christmas ‘tree i ark. All of the musical programs which will go on the air from WCCO Christ- mas Eve will ‘feature ¥uletide sclec- tions. At 9:30 p.m. the Portal Players will spon the radio drama, “Dust of the Road”, which has Christ- mas as its«theme. The Christmas Eve service from the Central Lutheran church, Min- neapolis, will be broadcast by WCCO heginning at 10:45 p.m. This will be conducted by the Reverend J. A. 0. Stub, the pastor, and will inclyde special music by the choir and carol singers. Christmas Day For Christmas Day the management of WCCO has arranged an excep- tionally heavy broadeasting schedu of music, including three special fe: tures which will come Christm: afternoon from New York. The first program of the day will go on the air at 10:30 a. m. It will be provided 4 Wallie Erickson’s Coliseum Or- cHestra and the Gates-Cloutier Metro- politan Orchestra who will play a two-hour program from the Saint Paul studios. These orchestras are being presented through the courtesy of John Lane ef Saint Paul, and the Program will be dedicated to the shut-ins in the hospitals, sanitariums, and at home, who cannot enjoy the usual Christmas Day festivities. + The first of the special programs broadcast by remote control through WEAF, New York, will go on the air from 3:00 to 3:00 p. m. Christmas Day afternoon. It will be unique not only in its nature, but alfo from the fact that it will originate in the studios of WLW at Cincinnati, be relayed from there to WEAF, and then sent out over'the chain of sta- tions including WCCO, The program will consist of an organ recital on WLW’s studio organ, with three organists playing a special Christ- mas concert. They are Paul Stader- man, Lillian Plogstedt, and Johanna Grosse. The program will be of a varied ty beginning with Ch mas carols and ‘eontinuing with such popular numbers as several of Victor Herbert’s selections interspersed with | popular hits of 1926, moving along to such well known melodies as Handel's Largo, and concluding with appropri- ate melodies of the season. Graham McNamee will make the introductory and concluding announcements while the announcement from the Cincin- nati Studio will be made by Fred Smith, the WLW _studio director. Other Programs From 3:30 to 4:30 Christmas Day afternoon, a second program will be put on the air by WCCO, this also coming by remote control from New York city. It will be a variation of the musical and dram: a WCCO and a ‘chain of sta- tions from 8:00 to 9:00 p. m. each Tuesday evening. ‘The third of the New York remote control programs for the afternoon will go on the air from WCCO from 4:30 to 5:00 p. m. It) will be provided by the har- mony team of male singers which is heard at 9:00 p. m. each Wednes- day evening from WCCO. Popular and old fireside’ melodies will be heard during the broadcast. The Christmas evening programs from WCCO will all be of an appro- Seg Yuletide type, with the New fork Symphony Orchestra under the direction of Walter Dam: ing the Pastorale from “Me: Handel in its’ program from 9:00 p. m, FLASHES OF LIFE‘ oO New York—High white: boots are the latest. Yvonne Printemps wore them all the way from Paris. She's here with her husband, Sacha Guitry, playwright. Married seven years ago, they are still on their honey- moon, ees ee oe Carmel, N.Y. one-thousand dollar b Mtge a by Putnam county and three Wonien, They were found on 3 legger when he was killed in an. crash. The county thinks’ there are no heirs. men claim him as husband. The wo- 1 New York+A voice from the prair- golden. Voluntarily the | Metropoli- tan Opera has given Marion Talley'a Pad Pv id pe dae yea raw: wer and prospects, The amount rig Fs ‘disclosed but her fee for one concert is $3,000 and up. At The Movies | ‘~cELTINGE THEATRE Monte Blue, Ciara Bow, John Roche and Marie Prevost will be been again tonight et. the Elti in “Kiss Me in,” story of a flirtatious wift Lrg she is tired of her hus- band but hustles to get him back her she thinks he is getting away ‘rom her, present Norma rer’s riew picture, “The Waning ae the feature attraction. ,Con-, Sex,’ rad Nagle will be seen with Norma who appears as s'woman law-| . ae” tuehing Mauhest "romeo inj ‘some ro- phy The Fictare ‘ie feported es ‘an excellent comedy drama ‘entertain- ment. On the same will be bY the I comedian with the and tl a per hat and the rest of kids who appear ‘in Juvenile comedies, This one is called “Open Spaces.” ‘the amount of wine consumed and \MPUESDAY (DECEMBER 21, 1926 ment is holding the sercen at the Capitol Theatre for the last time to- day Tuesday, where “Combat,” the Universal-Jewel starring House Peters, is playing. " The lumber camp furnishes the background fdr this colorful tale. In the background of the picture are as hard « looking aggregation of tough looking characters as were ever as- sembled any place short of the fron- tier or the backwoods. The action of the picture is rapid and the dramatic tone is intense. This picture is thoroughly worth- while entertainment and furnishes an insight into the life of the back- woodsmen, . Bills Allowed By i ' : | . City Commission. | A . Filtration Plant, payroll......$150.00 Motor Vehicle’ Registration dept, truck license . . x Soo Railway, freight . on 107 Waterworks dept. payroll.... 85.30 Frank G. Grambs, plumbing at auditorium ........ ..... 45.00 N, P. Railway Co., freight . 3.28 Street dept. payroll........... 109.50 Fargo Fdry Co. manhole covers ...... 1 did sgt ices” SOO M. H. Atkinson, expense to Fargo meeting wee 22.64 Standard Oil Co. gas ...... 25.00 Geo. T. Humphreys, expense to Fargo meeting ............ 22.64 Police dept, payroll ........ 139.00 Fire dept, services at fires .. 2.00 Quanrud, Brink & “Reibold, grease ............5. Sa ae Mrs. Anna Brych, laundry .. 3.00 L. 8S. Fredericks, services as dog catcher . sees 3.50 Seagrave Corp. + 12,500.00 Department of agriculture esti- mates sum of $1,148,008,00 in im- portant crops for 1926. Ambassador Alanson B. Houghton, returning from England, laughs at reports that threats are made on his life; News York police guard him when he leaves the ship. Secretary Mellon says, no action is contemplated by the administration on the report:of Comptroller General McCarl that alien geoeess admin- istration was irregular. Ralph W. Bickle “uncovered” agent in New York, testifies he ran speakeasy to get evidence on boot- leggers. Red Grange and four other mem- bers of the New York professional team say they made too.much noise too late at night and were not drunk and disorderly when arrested Dallas. Associated Gas and Electric has acquired Gas Utilities, Inc., which includes Sioux Falls St. Paul—Great Northern directors declared semi-annual dividend of 2 Y% per cent. St. Paul—Julian Wera, third base- man with St. Paul, was sold to New York Yankees for two players and Duluth—Four lighthouse keepers at the Rock of Ages, repo miss- ing, were found at Pigeon River. St. Paul—Dr. H. L. Williams, for- mer football ‘coach at Minnesota, accepted F cag of advisory athletic coach at St. Thomas college here. New Ulm, Minn.—Fred FEidsvold, president and manager of Minnesota Central Creameries, Inc., was .sen- tenced to not less than two years in state’s prison for issuing false statements to obtain credit. His old dress suit .was much too But that’s the one, he wore. And viet took place that night is y He doesn’t any more. _ IT LOOKS HIGH Wife: Haven't you noticed my new hat. What does it look like? m3 Hiuenena: A large bill!—Pele Mele,