The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 5, 1926, Page 4

_ PAGE FOUR : “Phe Bismatck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) tomobile aceident. . wimod, 1 on jrecently produced an electric safety device. A small Published by, the Bismarck Tribune Company, | lever resting against a wheel of the Iccomotive de- ee and entered at the postoffice at tects by low voltage Wires any broken rail, washout, second class mail matter. President and Publisher Bismarck, Bismarck pag |open switch or landslide ahead. of @ company manufacturing the invention, Daily by carrier, per year . cepted $300,000 for partial rights to its use. Daily by al, per year, (in mail, per year, in state ‘outside Bismarck)..... flame of fortune, by il, outside of North Dakota. set ‘Member Audit Bureau of Circulation i work, E The Associated Press | OS = The ‘Ageountad “Rests is exclusively entitled to! Maybe His Name’s Agamemnon! # the use for republication of all news is ae No longer will “George,” the dusky Pullman por- & ape] mt 4 oe ees ecae at spouraiients orgie ter, answer to that well-known cognomen. The! 5 Published herein. All rights of republication of al! ! Brotherhood of Sleeping Car Porters will see to that. =; other matter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY (their real names. Pa oIT | in their respective cars. a Sane, Pei Bldg. | _ Travelers will commit grave Pullmanic errors at = : PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH first. So accustomed have we become to calling - NEW YORK - -.- - __ Fifth Ave. Bldg. ;each and sundry porters “George,” that we must be = | forgiven while we practice the new custom of “Ras- (Official City, State and Couaty Newspaper) A Pair of Queens England looks askance, say the cables, the phenomena attendant upon the vi % of Her Majesty the Queen cf Ruma ; The fact that Queen Marie herself is English does not at all deter John Bull from making caustic e- . marks in the premises. Rather does it spur him on. | perhaps, in this particular case, fcr Marie is the « granddaughter of Victoria—the same Victoria who, i to the English mind, is time’s most shining exem- i plar of queenly comportment. are It ires John ’straordinari!y, one easily can imagine, to sce the Victorian traditions of queenliness tossed | * into the discard by royalty of her own blood. : Records’ ane biographer of Victoria-one ef her | own day: “If the queen is loved at home, she is ; #} admired abroad. In America there exists a more | ispeal Macon fee “Franking,” or “Charleying” them. } { Worth of personal dignity to any employe. at some of it to America | | the ladder with more speed and agility. Editorial Comment _ The Real American (St. Paul Dispatch) {% haps for any other living person. “Bhe has imparted dignity to her ccurt; she has % been the model of female royalty.” Writes another: “Her subjects were proud of a ® royalty which involved none of the mischiefs of | 2 caprice or ostentation, but set an example alike a tify. His is a painful and most unenviable expe ence. Yet some of us who are not entirely satisfied motherly sympathy and queenly dignity.” We recommend to Jchn Bull, however, the thought * that queens are but human beings after all—and +, that few indeed are the granddaughters of today “2 who give evidence of having been cast in the same = mold as were their grandmothers. ; with our identities, our positions in life or our ¢ * tf veer: ight wel o s Cold black aiid case ae © begies scierguaessh Games % ve _ eae ae ae cach alae | sHe has limited his own cpportunities somewhat ~$¥alfhiy babies then and . *| perhaps through being partially identified at the Ter the, ahsrdedion’ oss ended. th | American Legion eonvention in Philadelphia; but he Elon did scleral oehsior gras ended, the conven! still has a wide choice cf identities. Former , ton did solemnly affirm that maternity was not the! marines have identified him &s George Beaupre, hazardous job it once was, and that stronger babies | French Canadian member of the Sixteenth company, were born to the race daily. Fi ss : 6 St je ss ifth regiment cf marines, and as Louis Wauble. 2 Nai convention could issue a word more valuable! o¢ whom only the name is given, of the same com- to the race, for in a sound, healthy baby crop and any. A Brookly: se: * an unhazardous maternity lie all the material wealth | ae es cc say zs ee ee aera of a nation. : | years ago. “Tarbot” still has a wide choice, it Rich natural resources mean nothing without aj seems. He may be able to be Beaupre, Wauble or sound and ample citizenry. Harpin, as he prefers, ; i The plight of this particular man is tra; The Man Without a Bathtub would not some of us like to be in his position, freed A man with a rare and interesting title died in of backgrounds and influences that are handicapping New York city a day or so ago. He was not the and distasteful and ready to begin life all over | quest as that upon which Diogenes entered when {he set out with his lantern to find an henest man. possible to say, with regard to ethnic origin or men- what the “real” American is. The American nation is made up of many types and strains. them are not yet wholly out of the melting pot. The “old American stock” of New England doubtless re- gards itself as the real thing; an assumption which the equally “old American stock” of the South At- lantic states would be justified in challenging. The “effete east” is looked upon by the younger, ‘virile and sanguinely confident and cptimistic west with a feeling akin to pity. A fourth brand of Ameri- cans is found out on the coast. All are equally Americans; united, yet diverse. Which is the “real American” is not for any one section to say. Anthropologists will wish Queen Marie well in her quest. When she finds a “real American” there will be a niche ready for him at the Smithsonian institution and Dr. Hrdlicka will see to it that he is preserved for the enlightenment of posterity. Cold Figures on Birth Child bearing is a simpler, safer and more gener- ally successful venture today than ever before. This headline came forth from a recent great medical convention. Hour after hour the keenest brains of the world’s medical profession stood on © thé flocr discussing the .pros and cons of mother- = No sentiment swayed these sessions. Here were = no theoretical sociologists, no sentimental poets, cry- = ing for a continuance of the race, calling mother- hood “sweet,” not counting its cost. # Here were men gray of hair and ‘lined of face; . men whose professional limousines of today only re- mindeé. them of the horse and buggy that took them out into the cold and dark of night those years ago. Here were men who. had ushered int» the world = new citizens midst surroundings which modern science would call hazardous to both mother and child. And here were men who had seen all the securi- 2 tieg,the luxuries, the: last word of science thrown = gbout this job of maternity. 3 figures buzzed at this meeting. z - HW ae Without a Name (Worcester Gazette) Being withcut a name, an identity or a memory is tco serious. a predicament for amusement, as “Jerry Tarbot,” who thinks he served with the marines in France, but remembers nothing since his discharge from a hospital three years ago, can tes- s88 rr canete “neemaene nate Hes +00r ox a nuisance, lly for the barber dealers! -Long may their propaganda spread!” A lot of folks will shout. homeliest man in the world, nor the richest man in, again? the world, nor yet the man wth the reddest hair in| gee, Aaa : j For Fathers jose’ Mota died with the distinctive 7 er | (Minneapolis Journal) — be li jail ae Rear a alage eae When prisoners arrested in a number of week-end bathing “washed off the spark of ite ” So a took | Patlee raids in Minneapolis appeared for trial the = ag eros as cep see pi | other day, numerous fathers of youthful offenders . ape any radia and perm) fe. dl were conspicuous in the courtroom. gpm pips ae perio } sige fathers were there to plead that the court . — Ay Se hana a ” It is not half a century since bathing was fo pe pidge nigel * den by law in some vicinities. | living at home is pane eee ae in bli = ki | liv : e, is evenings in blind i cm ae Dasiab ed been dnseniel, pie years | pigs, vice resorts or other places likely to be raided i y one in our ite House. Wd ae police, it should not be so difficult for the é Te } fat! or to know something about it Icng before the } It is as objectinable pp rl tip the sii ie bein cll til d ret a ae so fis ing wel illed. j who shaves you as to tip the coloratura soprano aca : When a mature man fails to take a real interest , ee ie cage eugs i __,_; i his own son’s places and means of recreation, 2 So Lig , jarber Supply Dealers ssnociation | when a@ mature man aggravates the offense by fur- fie an i mene convention. ss nishing the son with the money necessary for par- co — pea iy workers nor batters should be ticipaticn in whatever “night life” a city the size of ipped pred perem slanaganed Ne semventien, be: Minneapclis has to offer, that man should not be cause eo palin i cticenr ce BE aarnd surprised, when ‘he hears -the lad is in We tip the waitress, the shoe shiner, the| Several investigators of the “wild youth problem” boy, the porter, the taxi driver, the head | whose findings have appeared lately, are pane ee | one chief factor contributing to adolescent ‘wayward- ness is the failure of today’s parents, especially the well-to-do parents, to put into the job of fatherhood and motherhood all the interest, all the watchfulness, all the personal contact that went with the task a generation or more ago. ‘Perhaps these investigators: are right. ‘Possibly . turning son loose, or turning daughter loose, with a new automobile, a pocketful of money and a latch- key, is not the way to get dest resulta, : When @ father has to hurry into municipal court nother chance in Vanebuver, B. C., he lost both parentsiin’an ap- The misfortunes suffered by Saunders started him 'to thinking up a way to prevent train disasters. He Saunders is to receive $1000 monthly as president He ac- Out cf the very ashes of his calamity burst the But to fate’s formula he added long: hours of hard The brotherhood asks travelers to call porters by | The brotherhood tells the rail- road companies that porters’ names must be hung But the brotherhood is right in recognizing the No minister, no plumber, no barber, no doctor, | would have endured silently throughout the years a ; custom of wholesale name labeling on his profession. A race of porters known not collectively as “George,” but known individually as personalities, will make beds softer, shine shces brighter and bring Queen’ Marte has expressed a desire to see some ” before she leaves the country. * profound and shining respect for Victoria than per- {This may be cne wish which will not be fulfilled. | Seeking the “real American” is about as hopeless a} _ All Americans are real Americans; yet it is im- tal attitude toward social and political institutions, Some of WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE at Pendleton University, sides ERIC WATERS in_ his rebellio against DEA: IMUTHY BROWN, Dr. PETER DORN, ast torn betwee Eric and legger, ling . poison Ii which two students Juaith publicly defends Judith befriends Mrs. and keeps the sec love affair, week-end t to tl Sh Brown and threatens to expose the ined at the q it hat Je jth and Eric di was raided. _ Judith appeals to Eric for help. Dr. Dorn, hi down the trel! and not knowing that he had merely door Jsudith. Myra asks Judith to stay in her rority house to supervise the sery- ing Christmas holidays. to the house captures him for Myra, is now avoiding = NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY CHAPTER XXVI Myra danced into the parlor, beck- oning to the professor, But he fell heck for a moment to speak to Ju- dith. “I'll come back again, to see you,” he said, shamefacedly. Judith turned away toward the stairs. When the door slammed a few minutes (later, she could see, from her position by the desk, that Myra was clinging to his arm and chatteri: the street. | “No mistletoe,” said the man at jthe flower store next door to the | college Inn. “No market for it now- adays, What does this neckin’ and muggin’ generation want with mistle- toe? Don't need any excuse to ki Plenty of fine holly wreaths, thour Couple of poinsettia plant: {dith. But she stopped to finger i velvety red flowers of the poinsett {At last she drew a bil from h purse. “Please send this one to M Timothy Brown, 811 Avon place she said to the clerk, He hand her w plank card and a pen. “Befter write ‘Congratulations’ on that card,” Y stepping up behind her, Judith turned in surpri 1 Was carrying a traveling bay. “Ju making the train for home, Judith,’ he said. “I've been trying to ca you all day. Let’s get out of here, ed I'll explain.” Judith handed the card to the florist and left the store with Ei “I've seen Shea,” said he. had a heart-to-heart talk. I think you needn't worry about him any more, That's why I said you might congratulate Mrs, Brown. dudith tooked at mim inqniringly. but he shook his head. “Don’t worry about the how of he said, “Jus. forget the whole afair, and have as merry a Christmas as you can. It's rotten that you are to be in this dead hole alone.’ Judith» smiled and Eric said no more, When they reached the cor- ner leading to the railroad station,| he held out his hand. “Good dith. And please take care of your- self; I don’t like to leave you here. And I think you should see that the ‘Gamma Delta house is thoroughly locked up, every night. ” La belt ¥ band Cee for a md. ment, and abruptly wal away. The walk ih ing. The Christmas exodus was well under wa; groups on tion-watd, ing taxis and bacgaee trucks. . When she reached her boardii house, Myra’s la: ‘was ~ just descending the shoulders of tr This she held out to Judith with-e sigh of. pblief. . “Merry "Christmas, | And Everywhere That Marie Went the Lamb Was Sure to Go SUDITH MARTIN, English teacher with omy pro- | J fesuor, admires her and disapproves of Eric, é MYRA ALDRICH is in love with n affection z seen Eric climb from Judith’s reom, ascended to ask her to unlock the Cherry that, went ous way from shop ¢ | pevealtion to Faith. 8! ;@ new dignity, he ore ee cloche, hel ness of untainted money to spe and the convictidn'that, as the af ir impe: op was & moved with est and most minent ‘men, was the envy of the and women who served her, almost’ humbly. “Haven’t you something litt better than this—more distinctive she amused Faith time after time by saying in her dignified, money-con- scious new. voice—a little bored and very nonchalant, for the benefit of the saleswomen, but @s eager a child's when she whispered to Faith. No one would have dreamed that she came from a humble working man’s cottage on My#tle Street. She moved from department to depart- ment like a proud little queen, dis- dainful of what they had to show but royall to make the best of the town’s shopping facilities. Little Ch | Cherry, who -had never had fifty dol- lars at one time in her life before! | Cherry took an immense satisfac- tion in trying, on dress after dress that was too nase her, although she tended annoyed with her miniature body. ne simply dreadful. to be so itiny,” she said, lapping the superflu- ous folds of a size sixteen evening dress about her childishly short slim body. “Just look! This will nearly go around me. twice! Haven't have to have everything order, 0! tre eat it can be altered, Miss Lane,” figure, her head tilted in an attitude of profound admiration. “My stars! There’s not a girl jn: town that would not give t built like you! Just like a fairy, isn’t she?” she tarned to Faith. “Oh, Palth ‘wouldn't Cherry laughed airily, once old her changef” “An artist up. to the compliment ever since. Faith, _ darling, try on some these frocks! The: person, we y " rfect thirty- she told th moan ni looked avound. There fireplace and some built-in book shelves one wall. osite them was the inlaid dressing table, on which was enthroned a long, doll with red wool hair and grotesque limbs twisted in knots. i Mi The mi was watching Judith] he with more than casual interest. “We| “Just a minu' didn’t know you was comin’ tonight,” , the’ she said. “Thought you'd be herel/a bright smile at attered | in the morn She went out, clos-| shoulder, she vanighed from the wanted | ing the ‘door sharply. ting room, ae hataig: - | Judith prepared for dinner. She ‘ou're certainty and see,” laughed! ate it in solitary state, at one. of] Rite line,” Faith Tatighe ra shook her head. | ominous. crash from! mulatto hovering about, nd Myra ran to the/ haste to finish serving her. “Don’t jim that trunk,” she) “Do you all live in -the house?” Lane,” the salegwoman clas: just know Jude. remember to tell me what’ little silver foil wrappers fruit. Ive alw: dearie. I ling « heavy 1, a: one much:-to Mr. Cluny, , It: makes nervous to see y i jeall led. Then, turning to Judith.| asked Judith. : bother to ask what som “tm going to dump everything out/ “No’m, just ‘me and cook-sh “What difference .d of it, and bring it back filled with! my sister. Amerylla © goes - hol “ 2 a) Wi her, gracious and determined, saleswoman hovered over the little of her life to be| oth she was a modern} Venus de Milo, and she’s been acting of | ous you are in that dres: aren't half bad, George in mad about you! For the i have just the dress .for you, and beamed~ thes Faith. ; little un-{ tet the great dining tables, with the}casily. “But I'do wish you wouldn’t| to, in’ evident] spend so much—or, rather, charge 0. | Consult ere +) ) TOM ‘ — Cherry. twirl shining toe of a smart brown oxford. “Oh, Faith, look! Isn't that gorgeous! why, go hg oe Alisa? Tre Pee of for .: 7 You luc! wish T could wear that shade of red, but it’s the one color my hair simply can’t get next tol” Paith stood up, her hands fumbling at the fastenings of her shabby old navy bule silk crepe, her great brown pe widening with delight and de- sire. dress was of lipstick red chiffor it, canningly drap- ed over‘a gold metal cloth founda- tion, an enormous flower nestling at the low waistli Just where the ined jue-like oth clouded in chif- look awful with reverently over her, ulders. - “A perfect fit,” the saleswoman stood to survey the effect. “My! I wouldn't have believed a dress could make so much . difference! her mirrored image 1 ipleadid’ body iooket a ) loo! The brilliant red ke id skin, her hair, slowly before the mi ‘unconsciously assum- e of a woman who has come into her own. “How much is it?” she turned from the mirror, @ flush of shame at her je on her eyes, As shé tu you a size fourteen? I suppose I'll; own vanity sfaining her Yace and made to/ throat, to New York to buy my! sic ig gia hi i & marvel- ous bargaip&: Syne aa We just received it y.”" Without word, Faith began to unfasten the snaps. The door of the fitting pened wide by an- er ‘closely . - followed beg pardon! I thought th ‘pal oug! this booth was net occupied.” “Why, Faith?” Is that you? May | come in?” Selma Pruitt brushed past the srslegising: woman ang’ rushed up to Fail ‘My deqr, how marvel- No wonder ! ! i wtNaee ‘Che ke X88: tty spol “She's bing to be my maid fand oh, Selma, I'd adore you of the bridesmaids! nces will be the other, Only the of you—-Faith and Frances and do me the honor.” joodnest!”' Sela’ Pruitt laug! gaily. onor, dress sto Faith's? i. kno’ ew" clothes, Mother’s still in the| nights—she’s de maid.” He shot Judith in whirled into Providence Gamma Delta house was ite Colonial: structure, ced in its square lawn, college golf lin! y ‘to the east and that belonged to one of the ‘estates of the town as sia west- outlook, put some coal-on de fire. Let it-get | kind-a low. Been huntin’ all after- Moon. Bro eottor | tails and ened in a grin. Judith’ ran upstaiss for and coat. When she came bi mulatto was not to be | went through the pas: dently led to the kite! cozy lit le They got into the. and headed homewards. ‘al jerge : * Phe two-story portico, with its four great pillars, enclosed a wide and hospitable door, There were lights in many of the windows. ‘he Tvant who answered Ju- jdith’s knock was a handsome young | pmalatto, with flashing eyes and a lerisp lit mustache. He surveyed her inquiringly e led ‘her over Polished floors to:@ie-winding stair- both: tables and on the floor. A neral expression of gloom was visible on their faces. At Judith’s entrance, several ‘rose ‘maulatt a husband.” - j way. Judith caught glimpses of rich {paneling and heavy furniture, i through the wide arches that opened into other rooms, | ladies is gone, »" said the man, | In the upst hall, she found eg upea but one standing open. In | the bedrooms, disorder ran riot, with clething and wrapping material sqeenees. pont on the Doce. iN negro maid came running. up the stairs, “This room, m "the ‘said, opening the one closed door. The room beyond had been set to right One wali was composed: of. six wi which looked out jut t door, Outside, the ‘four pillars swept up past the win- dows to the roof, Judith set her bags | EVERETT TRUE “All the young ne an reaching n, “it a,” he =i “I have: a ks only jonight and leave lights burn- if you go to bed: before I re- turn. adel hg his rabbits: again. In the lobby of +! met Dean Angela. her ait celles me,” she cried, “a home in the coupe afterwards.” P | dith gladly’ assent + down andj - theater, Judith hailed The picture re amusing onp, > SPEAKING Of GOOD THINGS TO CAT, TL HAVE A FRIEND: WHO. HAS GATEN RATTLE SNAKE MEA’ SAYS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW You: SNAKE, You'lD HAVE TROUBLE | IT FROM CHICKEN. ny 4 HA Prosecutors ' NiMatieal ee ries of resignation. : . “ * ‘Mussolini in Rome orders immedi- ate destruction: of j trace of or- ns of every |: | home was not : reassur-|. West dndies, and Dad is so much wax! cuff back to conauie an-omnate wrin seal vaca PERE Tate suaien a fty-away -biss| MARR gguaeh MeaMoMed MOF $08 Loughing. “It's god to! have some: and ‘tan downstairs. | Soke ale orang jibe beh vated sighiy, “said Judith, “Pen-| Shortly afterward, a taxi,. with) The man noticed it, . “Yess'm. °. I’ ‘Snow.| f She opened the ‘kitchen door and|to get it. started.” stopped. The room was full of ne-| Judith laugkediy“But you can dis- groes, seated on the chairs .'and| miss a a ae yu. don’t | need him, oouldn’t iss By Tem Sime Today's definition: drama (see ‘pro. fanity)... creae ee A short ik every ill hel; wont heater you m8 Ten oven hed et Ses eyer runs ‘across ropean “acore’’can take a rest. Shepherds in Russia have been placed one union basi. We wonder who'll go ofter the sheep that stays out overtime. a Suse rel she’d rather:go to than Neg rather sleep. poe eirinte Just Some