The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 14, 1926, Page 3

++ ment the Metropolitan Life Com- THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1926 TODAY foe ——— a) (Continued from. page one.) “Poisoned by his wife—she did not know how to cool ‘ To millions of death certificates might be added, “Died at the oe His brains, never taught to worl gradually dried up.” in America, big life insurance com- panies, that pay bills for millions of funerals, fight foolish living and death very ably, with advertising and free advice. Under Mr. Haley Fiske’s manage- pany, for instance, has prolonged Inillions of lives by intelligent health= advertising campaigns, It has doubt- less saved $10 in continued premiums and diminished death payments for| every dollar spent on advertising. The bishop of Liverpool and| “Gloomy” Dean Inge agree that! Christians no longer fear or believe! in-cternal punishment. _The dean says Christianity, has; given up the “eternal torment” be-j ¥ lief during the past seventy-five yews, and-adds, “It is strange men| ever believed that God, whom Christ came to reveal, is an implacable tor- turer.” The old colored brother looked at it practically: “I don’t believe in! fire and brimstone lasting forever, hecavae T don't believe no constitu- tion could stand it.” tivsc that mourn the Joss of an omnipotent being creating miserable, imperfect creatures, then torturing them with fire for billions of years, mav find comfort in the fact that ‘things really worth while are not done through fear. Absence of fear makes them possible. Hamilton Fyfe, able Britich editor, is here to tell us about it. France, an independent —agricul- tural nation, will never pay us a cent, und doesn’t care what Uncle Sam does about it. Germany, depending on trade, will continue to pay something with part of the money she is borrowing from us now, and will gradually cut pay- ments to nothing. Britain is sorry the gold standard was restored and sorry an arrange- meat was made to pay us part. The one able man in Britain’s gov- ernment, according to Mr. Fyfe, is Winston Churchill. It is interesting to remember that he got his intelli- rence from an American mother,! daughter of a New York stock broker, Jerome, It must have come from her, for on his father’s side, that of the Marlboroughs, there is little sign of mental life. However, tho! Duke of Marlborough married a ,Van- derbilt’ girl with an able father and — tell people how to vote. Tat is wh: the Roman Catholic church does. We Protestants object to this.” The Catholic News replies, edi-| torially: “The Catholic church does’ nothing of the kind. Political topics are never discussed in Catholic churches, No priest would so forget himself as to tell people how they should vote.” If, however, a candidate were ‘opposed, f6r nomination or clection, because of his being a Catholic, Jew’ or Protestant, would not the clergy of the different religions be justified in mentioning the fact? The English are concentrating on alliterative sentences, in place of word puzzles. “Alliteration’s artful id” can be used to advantage often. And to develop knowledge of guage the alliteration eraz useful than the word puzz To select words for yourself is bet- ter than puzzling over words selected | by another. Many children have tried to repeat rapidly, “Shoes and soc! shock Susan.” TI words, “cotton, corn, crops, cri Our immigration laws keep out the best men and women of terprising, ambitious e tha at would like to come. International smuggling bands arc \ bringing in the worst kind of foreign population, those whose coming is based on crime and deception, men without wives or children, breaking into this country across the Mexican border, as thieves break out of nae Eight thousan foreigners a to be in Mexico now waiting brought in. It would be better to select the | right kind in Europe and admit them openly. Read_ the. Bismarck Cloak Shop ad on page 8. Chinns Introduced | | to People of Fargo: for an insurance company his headquarters there. In Wedne issue of the Forum, the € the people of Fargo, under th ing, th Acquainted With New} k follo: M R. H. Chinn, who live 813 Fourth street N., re- sited in rek for two ye | Aquick, hot breakfast THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE before coming to Fargo, and pre- vious to that lived in Rapid City, S. D. They were married six years ago in South Dakota. Both are originally from Mli- nois; Mrs, Chin was Harriet Barker before her, marriage. Thoy have two daughters, Nell Ayon, 3, and Charlottte, 14 months. The Chinns are Baptists and Mr. Chinn is a member of the Masonic lodge, the Elks lodge, the American Legion, He ed at the beginning of the the Eighth division, regu- my, and was discharged after the close of the war, Mr. Chinn is a salesman for the Monarch Insurance company. Serve it with hot milk _Ready-cooked, ready-to-eat | Statement of Condition At the Close of Business OCTOBER 13, 1926 /. RESOURCES _— and Discounts (Time) - United States Bonds - - - - Banking House and Other Real Estate Loans and Securities available as cash Cash on Hand and Due from Banks LIABILITIES Capital Stock Se Oe Surplus and Undivided Profits Circylation = - Deposits $1,598,329.59 "(84,550.00 151,573.12 896,982.07 1,024,461.44 $3,755,896.22 100,000.00 250,703.9:4 74,400.00 3,336,792.28 mother. That will help to bring back the family whosé great founder s’en allait en guerre. =n 30, $3. ets} Asti) cv. 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Apply for terms ‘ PRICE OWENS ELTINGE BLOCK MEN Here’s Your Chance 150 Pairs Men's Shoes and Oxfords Former Values of $7.50 to $8.50 Now ERIDAY - SATURDAY BUCK _— THE GENTLE CYCLONE” The roaring grandstands, rocking to the rhythmic surge of rival cheers—the white-lined gridiron with its distant goal pos only a minute to play—and win— the quick snap of the ball—the swift plunge down the field, as only “Red” Grange can run—dodging, racing, twisting—on to the goal line—and victory! Boy—oh, boy—what a thrill that is! ALSO COMEDY—“SQUIRREL FOOD” TONIGHT . Thuraday Friday Saturday MATINEE. Every Day at 2:30 - Check off the good old friends on your gift list and send them the’ one ; Tr ees on caren ten Se Goeet thing they will appre- ; - . casting station you want is ee ciate most—your por- : 3 ee 2 pol cho naipemn al. trait. ; ‘ ; : cweiting you la cur sore, Os we'll give you a hoa - Attention, Bowlers ' ALL S1ERS—ALL STYLES ter chan ever this year. bear year ewer na gesss 14 ested in bowling will meet at ny Sine Store the McKenzie hotel tonight at 8:00 p. m., to organize city league and elect officers.