The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 11, 1926, Page 4

PAGE FOUR 4 H ‘entirely abolished, it ix our duty to keep it fune- -— - ‘The Bismarck Tribune tioning at ta highet efficleney, and it the dety | ‘The Jolly Old Game Is Progressing Very Nicely, Thanks THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE - SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 1926 , An Independent Newspaper of every citizen to maintain an interest in our naval j P by A GIRL i ANTON CES \ pea + Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company,| It’s All the Rage | Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice @t/ ing generally is considered the silly season. é A DUEL on Dad, anyway. Judy, don’t encour- “I wish you would ‘not’ say such age John Meredith. {t wouldn't be flattering things ‘to me,. Jerry,” I fair. I think he would take it too Femonstrated, when he told all seriously. He is evidently not uscd ; men were attracted to me. “You to a girl like.you.” know as well as I do that it is not “Nor any it kind of a girl for true. I wager if you talked to Mr. that matter, Jerry,” I interrupted. Robinson now, he would tell you he “I don’t know about that, dear, disliked me more than any other wo- but it takes a man with lot of man he ever knew.” fen to play the game as yow play “No, he wouldn’t, He admires you it.” ‘ because you are the only woman who “Well, thaé’s interesting, to say ever told him the truth-and as far as the least. It ‘tells me many things I am concerned, my dear Judy, I that cm don’t say. It tells me that have yet to see a man, ing or old, you have had long practice, for I whom you couldnt ind to your know you think, you are playing the chariot wheels if you wi it, game, as you cal] it, just as well as I “I’ve tried my best your do. However, [ cannot stand here charm but I can’t do it. You're just and jolly you over the telephone. I one of those girls who radiate an am on duty, you know.” - Big id il matter. Cite De Mate... President and Publisher | Is fall trying to usurp the title? We'll have to wait ia Aes and see. REE Cae Gana in Advance $720| Summer over, the average American has an Daily by mail, per year, (i 7.20 | abundance of energy. He casts ait ake | Beet Gata onaike Bikaaek) : geo ee ences the place of ee ife. And he} . FF r . North Da G00 | Usually its upon some sort of a fad. | Daily Pyooall oumie Tank of Circuli 2 Not so long ago it was Mah Jongg. Ne home was | resi SE en re ; complete that fall and winter without a table piled; Member of ie Associat ress "| tittle piece: of Ki The eercneatiiatie is Cees entitled ta criptionss of bamboo having laundry = 7 i mn OF news dispatches |‘ iy i ! credited fo ik or nce oliwewise oredieed in this. pa- | ‘Then it was the cross-word puzzle. Dictionaries | per, and also the local news of spontaneous origin! were in demand. We all searched encyclopedias | published herein. All rights of republication of all| tor three-letter words meaning elephant, or some- | er matter herein are also reserved. i * i raieye _ other mi j thing equally as important. During that fall and | saga Ghich spells come hither. ‘Even “I. atill’ think, Judy, that you Foreign Representatives | winter no home was complete without at least one | my father, hard boiled as he is, could. should keep your appointment with G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY { maniac. | not resist you.” me tonight’ and commence your CHICAGO DETROIT. . | cue: vale wlbkg Hers womne'plaee WiKkeNIe Mahe: “Your father, Jerry, if you will for- duties tomorrow. 1 give you fair Tower Bldg. BePeIgC IU ee er arcana is: oaadiinen | give me for saying ‘it, has reached warning that if you don't go, I'll PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH jening jie bit of puusophy, He was «tse uars the age when he cannet resist any ask Susaa Kirtley, a he is vory 4 i very nic 7 on if it di come ny rl, but is his lost you eautiful an once thoug! love NEW YORK - - - - __ Fifth Ave, Bldg./ very nice one even if it did become exasperating to ene ae Se eee eee Tea ee ee-cuima ae ueria” girl herself. It flatters his vanity to “Is that a threat’ or a promise, | be seen with women younger than Jerry? Whichever it is, I'll take it he is.” , ware as part of the game.” I hung up tha I heard Jorry chuckle at the other receiver. end of the wie, “That's a good one TOMORROW—A Word in Time. rem =| nahy: A icial Ci \d County Newspaper) {many of us at times. eS Aetrledbraaeelt i a lds | What will it be this autumn? There are two] ~ Oh, Such Bureaus! _ {things on the horizon. One is the intelligence test. An “independent bureau” of the government 's| The other is Hindu religion. A gentleman with the independent and no mistake. talphabet for a name is being hailed as a great | a deft movement of his long, slender] @———_—_—_-__——___—__@ It's “responsible,” as Congressman William R./ teacher. Here's an intelligence test question: Will a deft movement of his long. Wood of Indiana, a member of the appropriations | Jiddu Krishnamurti become a fad this fall and win-! TE eet eel ne perey Bow | BARBS | it, and left it looking as: if it had committee of the house of representatives, puts it, ter? | “to no one on earth.” mot been touched. 4 Tom Sime Clever d ha Fred rast is the champion hog According to Wood, there are 34 “independent; Taxes Credulity with enferted . fi . aay ' rid : calicr of Nebraska. When Fred bureaus” now, besides a great many more which are| Having taxed everything else over in France, | clits been ke that 9 jong time,”| yeils, he brings home the bacon, ae eal said, careless! ly. “I've kept soft putty on it, and nobody notice “Bunny did,” said Tod. <” nites, she did 1 canft thin now Bye exh iow she happened to,” and Hei Anything is allright temporarily again assumed that peevish tone, ; that meant some of his plans had nn gone wrong, 5 A boy of 16 shot five people in The walk to headquarters, of! Ctucage instead of Detroit. course, took them over the bridge and for a short distanee on the Park! War is a gamble. and gambling side of the Harbor. debts ure hard to collect. Also, oe * ed the Country printed leath stopping suddenly,! ‘The most expensive thing about “T say, 1 wish you fellows would] °" *uto ls @ speed cop. stop here with me a minute, I want} Hope is a great thing. Without it The harvest moon is coming soon. very careful. it’s known as powerful heart stimulant. supposed to be department subdivisions, but reall¥ there is a movement under way tw tax visitors, operate independently. Furthermore, adds Wood,! Henri Faleez and Andre Hesse are the authors of congress is constantly importuned to increase the! the new bill. r \ number. | Any foreigner entering France would be required | Some transient “situation” arises or somebody | to pay this tax in money of his own country on the | gets a “bug” which he thinks the government ought | ba of the exchange quotation at the time of entry. to develop. The tax would be gauged according to the length It's no department's business in particular. There's | of the it. Twenty francs would be charged for nobody to see to it. A bureau must be created te} any period under 48 hours, 100 francs for a week, take it in hand, So congress creates it, “without! 200 franes for less than one month, ete. realizing the consequences,” remarks Representative] Just what the Americans can do about this re- Wood, and says, “There, go ahe mains to be seen. We might place a similar tax on Ra 2 = ATER zi zien Usually is required to “report,” to congress or] imported French gowns. It could work upon the cs ‘ Pa: : ; 2 , one vee Rabe “Oh, I'm Truitt, the detective.” | to get some letters I left in my| life is so hopeless. the preside it, some report and some don't, just] same sliding scale. If the gown is silly the tax “You are. And what are you do-| locker. You can keep your cye on pare 2 7 explains Wood. would be $5. If it is awfully silly, double this ing here?” me, you know.” When we are alone, thinking is aking, their reports are of no conse-| amount. For gowns which could be described as _g Tim just detecting around a little. petdlndhiresnteny foent ote ete te bs alia Who ca If they report, the] “terrible,” $20 would be the tax, and $40 for “aw- J Shantou tof h *— NEW YORK | ‘ * wants taskote sy 2aitto | calle -kamanael ,. ‘od Buck came out of his corner, A horse which chased William G. eer ag ae the " ste basket. If they fail toj fully terrible’ gowns, - a lering what would happen next. | IN NEW YORK McAdoo in Bante gol rt if ne ee seh ally rh ie demlaundetacniarin NS SEIN ee ©. | 0 ceding” “f ity Rabi > —$——$ ————$—_$_—_—___————-} was not the Democratic donkey. cir work overlaps. They're jealous of one an- 3, F jemocra Aaa Te dA IPAS naged one. New York, Sept, 11.—The dirt-be-] The little girl who used to pley a In ‘Sade hie shee arate by ever | Edito: Co t * LU oat mae and Steve nodded,| grimed moss-tinted, erumbling old| with jacks has grown up now and : ed. But they eat up funds, rial Comment n te PY i Som sthat's wi 7 pravided. eee tombstones of Trinity churchyard,| plays with Johns jand Henrys: us y Wood, “we soll . ae to going with me to the ipaliee head. | which form the incongruous approach | “°!!- edict r of e yes by hundreds, if not! Pullman Rates and Taxes BEGIN HERE TODAY | Had Truitt been less imperative) quarter to modern Wall street, are perhaps| Chances are if you were in a i (St. Paul Daily News) Piet pire on flash cae | Tod con scarcely have withstood 4 0 be honest, I have the outstanding attraction of New] silly person’s shoes mu wouldn’t Representative Martin L. Davey of Ohio said the! For cool nerve the Pullman Co. wins. and the next day Harbor Gar- | over the sili; followed by the rest of most certainly will te, So] XeTe tiene with, Brooklyn, bridgo,| act as Intelligent as: he: does, same thing at the Inst session of congress and in-| It has for years allowed passengers, by tipping,| deny long Island, is ‘Agog. over | his anatomy | welll Just, consider “it settled that Broadway ghia ne | Tee aUill ararenenemghste whdress ais i f sen titi hoadial educe | to swell to a living rate th » vaees i ler lyra Heal : | It was Perry Heath. Though not| We'll go along, Will you go what is) 1, ble pari hs have been| before putting on your as, but troduced a bill to authorize the president to reduce 0 # rate the meager wages of its! the disappearance of her huse’ | cigsely acquainted ted had aeee hin| called quictly. oF shall we call Mee] winnum<rable, Paragraphs have beon | Detvra’ be lwemone” Puan the governmental personnel, regardless of civil] porters, band, Perry. «service rules, He was nearly scalped. It’s all very| It proposes now, in effect, that the passengers Hoase guests of the ticaths before and recognized him at onee,| Inman to yo along and help us keep} gather at lunch time and spill their) Cerne He knew the long lock of hair over| the peace sandwich crumbs on the earth that; Swimming the channel was nothing well to talk about reducing, but doing it is alto-| Should pay also the company’s income tax. Moran viernes nant 4 pesuiten ete i alae file steed aie’ moat edule singe uta ek Poe one baaget big AR: wnt gre Pyne ry ier Toten, ores. ere Zyether a different thing. | That is the import of its declaration to the Inter-| Bunny Moore, to whom suspicion’y | hat as soon as he was inside. | boys—I don't really mind going, youljton, {ing hubby there @ month alone. 5 pane sth Uae ated state Commerce Commission that income tax pay-] tions, cee eee eee This, stepping to the door of the; aN Suppose not, Com Bl sacra eames. 66, ase rent Mod i F May Lose His Head Again ments should, in computation “of the company’s| — Myta Heath never used cus-p>| lounge, he listened intently for x mo-| pases nets +. “Pl ones “have been sesinned. by aniahes: |. Medora, rene pentie wight think Gaston Guyot lived in Paris. For years he went! profits, be considered as operating expense. | reatiad lodbeagpered pee tobey Hiosed the door very sattiy, and | tay Rap fietagy Leg thes prt rows of topping slabs which bear| Play jazz on a harp. £ EZ down to his stock-broker's office every morning and! In other words, having had since 1867 practically! A rare old bottle from her col. | turned on a small desk light, | ny-stand up so for youl”. {yt4egknowm names and these bare-) Wii. 0, neve m bad dream, hop “worked very hard. He would talk and plan and an airtight monopoly of the sleeping car business,| ection of glass had been used to Tod hoped his aunt was not hav-| “{ suppose she thinks I did the nf in these you will find the| out of bed and write it down. it kill her. Candles were burning | ing an insomnia attac! for she! killing. 1 didn’t, you know, Larry! name “Charlotte Temple,” and there-| may be a good movie plot. = watch the little ticker. ‘Then, after a few bites of| this company feels that it should not only be guat-] at her head and feet would certainly see that, and i ss , + a i i, ., - per- . But Bi i ti lunch, Gaston would be back at it again—talking,, anteed a fair rate of return on its investment, but} At the country club the mur {haps give an alarm. cither of us, ot both of usobe's tant] or tee SOW ot tHe BEERS TeSeOds| | ast c iman's setend “wife = planning, keeping in touch with the markets. that its income, unlike the incomes of ordinary cor-| on, "ucath's sri Pita ger the vi at are Figen tegrnn edpaatcd i Some years ago a ghoul removed | shouldn't love him ae much as his Pee te ey | eeaaas omtaidskedies fe , h lub | the sight of the man was too thrill-| “Then did Mr. Inman put that] the plaque that once graced the| first, He's been revamped. le made money, a lot of it. Counting it over, he Pe 5 e free from tax. presidency; Al Cunningham, who | ing for that. make-up on your wife’e face?” This! gravestone and thus cast the shadow ¥ Efound it wasn’t enough, He wanted more money.! Pullman profits, according to a contested esti-| 4s trying to solve the crime, and Heath. first of all, went to the| from Truitt, of uncertainty over dates and data.| The most comical comic strips are That was all that mattered, more money. Gaston| mate, amounted in 1925 to 11.08 per cent on book] “Banny bookshelves, took down a small vol-| | “How do I know? If he killed her,} Now back in the nineties a cer-|Mot in the papers. They are seen ‘ , y s ‘ : 'y is amazed to get # | ume and thrust it in his pocket, with he must have don i: wb the bathing beac! . But something happened one day. The realiza- nd what does the company give the public in] Cunal Aadobanes one, ac, Seemed about to ment toward the man you say killed| Tale.” It told of a girt who eloped je breesy ividual eventually = tion came that he was an old man. He had money,| return? Except on a few fancy trains the same pay oy while waiting Ser ateareararrer mer rare gece p eg rhe Have eu he ,“enire tol from England with an Englishman blows up. the room as if taking note of its con-| see him brought to justice? No wish tents. [to have him punished? You loved ater” berayal andy finally of BEF. When a man fen't making enough for his host, is confronted by | He opened a Jarge paintbox, and, your wife, do you want her death| Gesth from heartbreak. It told of Money to get married on it may but his youth was gone. He wasn't enjoying life) lurid red wood and garish green carpet it has of-| (pry "Heath, ‘who then olin =us he should. Very well, he would buy a big red, fered for years. The same sights and smells. Cunningham gocs to Anderson's oked at it : , 2 ly," th sf i gle. automobile and have some fun. But Interstate Commerce Commissioner Campbell] Sfevgestoon After and uphraldy | closed i with litle sigh,” |” |""Henth looked at him in silence [MET ours a Trinity and ES aa ppg Gastcn sallied forth. He i has ed : neath the lamp; moment, and then said, quite calm- qi It’s allright to profit b: 0 le knew all about making, has summed up the case Set aawy. | stood Myra’s picture,| ly: “Til talk at headquarters, but I pd dl a cgrndey Ki him and’ sistakes, but. it's che 2 arnt cheaper to profit by the mistakes of others. =money. He was trained for that. But he didn’t: Speaking for lower Pullman rates the commis- Todhunter Buck, who is in miniature a velvet frame. This| won’t talk here. Come on, let’s get = know how to have a good time. Somehow, he hadn't, sioner said in January, 1925: “For the lower half of| pacturati “mannjs ts witness toa [he picked up and gazed on for a ong,” a Pr ee, arma enekaey (th 66 ee EA: : fi eae ! : : 6 Ae: mee! jon; me. en he sighed aguin,; we il * nee z known that also required training. Anyway, he,® space about seven by four feet, with a place to| girl and Heath, “He tries to get | and’ it ‘would seem was “about, to| putting out the lighie, Truithmate| q Neverteless there is 8 grave inl TI, NU toca Machags of cigsrets, would try. | Wash, the Pullman passenger pays today $8.25 for| Sunny to explain and when she | leave. | shaled his crowd out. He was not|arimty with the name Charlotte bus ‘not a pail of water. Shortly after this, he was driving along about 25|less than 24 hours’ use between Washin, a] refuses he calle in his friend, But as he stepped toward the win-| afraid of Heath's getting away, for| /°™P! graven, on the stone. ilex fi Boe . ea on Pe ae ton ani Steve T1 , a famous detective. w, Truitt came out from his hid-| both Tod and ‘himself were husky If you are afraid wou can’t get an- miles from Paris. A beautiful peasant girl wis, Chicago. When we compare that with what can} Bunny tells Truitt she had gone | ing ‘place, and snapping on a full| chaps, and more than # match for baie ee fpareaisd sere oe other job as good, then quit the onc seated in the big red car beside the rich old man.| be secured in a modern hotel for an equal sum, it el the night of the | tight, sai | one. alone. j you have and stop being afraid. : 4 ‘ . 5 murde: i ieve.” | . just east of Broadway where “real| OV Dave and stop . ities his iden of havta : er oe ate utder and vecn Myra Heath, | “Mr. Heat, I believe. |°™tNo. use restoring the putty] {¥st,, ie —— of ig a good time, seems to me that the argument that the Pullman| not yet cold in deat! od Lord!” said Perry Heath, pane—" Truitt. said, pausing a mo- beet Hay eager ogy ROM to! , There are a great many lies told from behind _A few days later the girl’s mutilated body was! passenger enjoys a luxury is about exhausted.” petulantly, rather than frightened,| ment at the window. date is announced by a card which simply raes, the truth often ® poor excuse. found in a haystack. It had been placed there and SRE S itis Cie with ee ora ee fara mocting | faad. whe. are you?” | “Oh, yes, might as well,” and with’ comes to my , mgs oes fire Paying For Minutes With Lives takes Buck with him and enters 7 nelty Announces @ “$2.00 Beer Din-) any flower can grow ina, hot- ~ Now Gaston Guyot is in jail. He admits the kill-| (Minneapolis Journal) tee tacos ss rigs ‘Diners, it is announced, will be| house, but it takes one with nerve to { = iMig. : The police took him to the haystack und he re-| In one of the fatal Labor Day traffic accidents on| in shorlyn = Nene Will come | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO rovided’ with's nice “growler” or] et along in the wood L * enacted the gruesome ‘details, crowded highways, the driver who was killed had] xow Go on With THE stoRY| TZ vib ral eee ae obatead: sane | : Bee rcs are fiat he will have his head chopped dust pulled out of line to pass a slawer-moving ve- CHAPTER XLV ‘DID Kou HsarR WHY —+ NO smemnir eee bie keine rome celine mes! | ATHOUGHT | _off for the crime, This will be wrong. icle when his car was struck @iead-~m by a machine] | Onee in, and adjured to silence.| ABOUT JONESBY {1 DION!T HEAR. CT ee ne erent on bas been] C—O % Gaston's head should be chopped off for “money | traveling in the other direction, Tod merely, watched while Truitt] De opeInG DEADH ~ revay fm revamped andy am told, $8000 spent) fella ate the wounds of 9 z madness.” He really lost it in the frantic chase) A chronic impatience to pass the car ahead is re-| French window und then eationed| “GOR “CHGS TAC Sr ok paw Siam. ‘ pate jcc So this is prohibition! #for francs and more francs. He stifled all his| *Ponsible for no insignifjeant proportion of automo-| Tod behind » good-sized. screen. that False friends are like our shadow, E natural impulses until they became grotesque bile accidents, here in Mi et Autom, 8 corners oF the nial a ine cinss 18. Me Ms 2 que, » here in Minnesota and everywhere | jy ; . Speaking of boo! ne coe while we walk i 2 ‘Dollar chasi a sit ee dj “aganrien ‘ ise le gave him a fairly comfortable ot th mmodity} in the sunshine, but leaving us th Fi chasing often proves a poor mental exer-|¢lse. No driver traveling any considerable distanc:| chair, though not a large one, and} ° . inteitiy ‘peddied, en , | instane we cross into the shade — Pec cise, likes to be delayed by being wedged in behind a snail| then he ruthlessly cut an eyehole f / : - ae pra 4 "| in the screen at the right height for . Recently a bluc law was/ passed rahe of the road. At the first safe opportunity, he is Ted's eye while he was seated’ in E : Sonesiling RS rm Yok barbers to justified in swinging out of line to pass the snail,| the chair. Now a number of places operate t Navy Day . { Justajingle 'October 27th will be Navy Day. It will be a day} But he owes it to himself, his passengers and other | », N° matter what happens, don’t ’ : with side door entrances and drawn J | |___dustajingle | ’ ke i i) gSet aside ull over the country when citizens are, ttavelers on the highway, to make sure that the op- id lest he ight nother lmpilel ech poor age pie mr "They heard the baby weighed @ ton o| | It started quite a fuss . ®abked to make tours of inspection aboard the many| Portunity is really w safe dne. ly obeyed, he added, solemnly, “Bu ae it oe ships that will be stationed at various ports, The primary danger is the chance of a head-on Inte silence.” eS en foods old faghloned ‘way nn ‘chars: Unt Soond it was ‘ *w time when all should stop and reflect upon the| Cllision with a car bound in the opposite direction.| . This stretched the long bow a lit- rcs aa lediac::' 1) °. kyr beer gbart the navy has played in the building of thix| A secondary danger ix the chance of being struck | ¥Chittyit, Aetyed, ite. RURBONe, 8) DION'T SitHer ! —Tes- Hee — country and the part it still has to play in the main.| i" the rear by a second car attempting the same| Then he took up his own pos ONLY WANTED To SIVE Nou A LITTLE turnout. Before pulling out of line, any driver who| YHich was inside the folds of a lone - _ greece of prestige for it. fs Preservation of the American merchant marine ind its expansion are to tbe advanced as arguments for maintenance of an adequate navy in this year's & ration of Navy Day, according to Secretary Wilbur. The Naval League of the United States gin actively cooperating with the navy department " A in, values his own safety, to say nothing of the safety | little dit Ta itd he also of others, should make sure that the left side of the So A teeth prowhons. Aaa the ‘vig! read is clear for a long distance ahead, and that no Truitt had dared # low light to other car is swinging out to the left immediately | ™ake these preparations, but he had i i behind him. bagel Redhead eH haga ey ney 7 Spanish revolt results in re-organ- What if the opportunity for executing this maneu-| was that Tod would fall asleep, but! j 4 ieatien of the beads of milliaey ver safely is delayed for five or six minutes? If| he banked his hopes on the word ho! ms seer the impatient driver has been trav ling at thirty Lie paused about Bunny, and trust- British home office in London. says he hii Y he b a miles an hour and is forced to slow down to fifteen | awake. Bie. NAY SH, beer tes Boy betas findiog a leet. Rieeneper i by the creeping cripple ahead of him, how much| nA ene in preparing for the observance of the event, which # also the anniversary of the birth of former i- dent Theodore Roosevelt, ree {As for as our merchant marine is concerned con- h it seemed hours, it was gress and the shipping board have quite effectively| time does he actually lose, if f long before a faint noise ‘ : A ly . forced to wait six at the window whereby kdiled it, but still, if there is life in such « riddied| Minutes for a safe chance to move around? an vate ens. alerts wutanl CAN REALIZE How je ace) jcorpee, perhaps the form can be resuscitated. At| , He loses just thréo minutes. He will reach his| anf'abuolotely sient.” “*hiM RSECSVED 7 | Fives Nestle ecpption to represent: rate, mission of the merchant marine is gerciantion “yd haar ricat later than he would! , Accustomed now to. ihe, darkness, { Sven of raliiende ps reached it, his life b; | aan eee ie a3 f : — swing-around in a tight place. trying his) from ‘the waning moon, they saw a]. : Congressman Upshaw, defeated tn How valuable is the from ite place in the window on the| ; Gostgia primary, Space of three minutes to the| gast terrace, not a French window, ‘ ppt: Ngee average mortal?” What does the life-risking mo- torist do with his ; ; Teaches the end of hig on Soinuies he This e came out entirely, seed five he drive? Four tiges out of| moved by a hand. outside, whose eae fal vot way to kill time. Po god showed dully pink against f motors has played havoe with the| “tye vem a" & —— wan Face’s sense of values, its relative valuation | thre out, & whale Band cane] | iD fe Harry Shepard indicted on chai of time and safety. We are 4 ‘ of in the third degree in sate ; We s Seonelinn Wires snwedt te tone @ small window with latticed "| gram. ce iced upper ( . Youth i ‘killed defending two iel companion: we * ray 1s from two negroes at Up-