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PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1878) the Bismarck Tribuze Company, Some! N. D, eB nagated at Nod postoffice at i 4 econd class mail matter. Gores B. “Mann... ++eeee-President and Publisher ~~ Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily dy carrier, per yeat......-+ss000+ $7.20 eed by wil per year, (in Bismarck)... jai mail, per year, “lin atate outside Bismarck)........ Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota Member Audit Bareau of Circalati Member of The Associated Press Press is exciusively entitled to the — Pubsished The Associated use for republication of all news dispatches credited | to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and alsv che local news of spontancous origin ublished bere- fa. All rights of republication of herein.are also reserved, Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY 0 DETROIT Kresge Bidg. (Official City, State and Couaty Newspaper) i other matter | i succumbs under the stress of the continuous, tained effort. In this extremity a hobby is of in- calculable value. Man needs something to which to turn for relief, for self-satisfaction, for pleasure and play. It is characteristic of hobbies that the greatest | gocd is enjoyed in pursuit and not in accomplish- ment. Mental and physical health may reward the| golfer or the swimmer, the horseback rider or the hiker if he never makes a record or even becomes a runner-up. A voice may not reach opera perfec- tion, a poem never make the Atlantic Monthly, 2 painting never be hung in an art collection—but in} the pursuit of that toward which one yearns is grati- fieationof soul and satisfaction of spirit, so that any j material investment makes immediate returns and is not dependent upon future success. | That Troublesome Debt | Like Banquo’s ghost, the 'French-American war debt will not down. It returns time after time to haunt the officials and the citizenry of the two na- | tions. Now Clemenceau, war-time premier of France, leaps into the limelight of the controversy with an appeal to President Coolidge to modify the terms lof the American proposal and thus precipitates an | jidge stated that he considered the matter closed, as ‘indeed it is, but that will not serve to make the No Comprendo! | A program of pinprick diplomacy is developing be- tween the United States and Mexico, It is not be- ing developed deliberat as frequently has been the case in the old world, when one country wanted to “get the goat” of some rival country, by a process of gradual irritation, without seeming to do any- thing obviously and cpenly aggressive. In this case it simply is developing itself, due to varigus conflicts of interests, racial differences, mis- | understandings and totally dissimilar Political | philosophies, It is none the less unfortunate and dangerous. | As between the United States and Mexico, the_ latter suffers, for one thing, from an inferiority complex. It has to demonstrate that it is not in the! least’ afraid of its big neighbor, because it is, ant | knows it, and knows that everybody knows it. | Mexico also has great resources to exploit, wants’ them.exploited, lacks, the capital to exploit them,, welccmes capital from abroad to do the exploiting, and then is jealous of it—and it is, in reality, greedy.! An American is arrested in Mexico and held “in-! comunicado.” This outrages all Anglo-Saxon ideas,} but it’s the custom in all Latin countries. The same thing happens in Argentina and Brazil and France; and nothing much is thought about it, but in Mexico it’s’ serious matter, because there exists a near! strain in Mexican-American relations. | Politically, President Calles is a radical. The! United §tates is conservative. Calles and Secretary (tered the controversy at this time. {has done a great deal to stir up the ‘French people, | especially ‘of plain fact the internal debts of themselves will strained feeling between the countries any easier. It is hard to determine just why Clemenceau en- | His doing so after the recent parade of wounded rench veterans in protest against the debt terms. Certainly it is inconceivable that France’s plight is due to external debts of any kind. As a matter F swamp France within a short time, without the pres- sure of outside debts, if some new and radical idea of financial reconstruction is not soon in force and the French people settle down to the long, hard pull that will bring them out of the morass of in- solvency, The French people do not know this. They are not told these facts. They go along thinking harsh things about the cruel, money-grabbing America who makes life so hard for them, when it is their own internal affairs that are causing the unbalanced condition of the French finances and the continued depression of the French franc. France has a good man at the helm now in Poin- care and he will be able to accomplish a great deal, but not if Clemenceau and other publicity seekers throw obstacles in his path in the way of stampeded public opinion. | Editorial Comment | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | Proving That It Doesn’t Al ways Pay to Advertise SAW Fe titre oxo USA, 1S THe GReMeST COUNTRY IN The WORLD = WE DO EVERYTUNG:., © BeTeg over Hers - fev hie COCK-eYep WORLD wee 'WEALTAY NATION - EVERY BOOY OWNS AN AUTOMOBILE ,- ANP, HOMES - SAY- Some OF OUR, HOUSES CAN MAKE Your LOUSY ' OLD CASTLES LOOK SICK = You", Voor FISH DONT KNOW WHAT ~” UW'S 0. ing ‘twas some interloper, I stuck me head in the door far cnough to :| See "twas Mr. Inman a comin’ down. {| As he had u right to maunder about the house if he chose. I shut the door softly like and went upstairs. I thought no more about it, till you began askin’ questions, And #0, 3 | thought.1 better out with it.” ¢ “Well,” Mott hid his interest be- hind a look of indifference, “it may prove of some importance and: it may not. You're sure it wus’ Mr. : UESDAY, AUGUST 24, 1926 Her Own | THE SHOWDOWN | 1 came out. of my thoughts, as 1 \heard Mr. Elkins, Jr. say that he | had loaned to Mr. Robinson $300,000, taking as security his share of the department store. the property would bring, today, but 1 know when I had Mr. Robinson's books audited before I made:-him the loan, that they showed a gross profit of over $500,000 last year. According to the terms of the will, both Mr. and Miss Meredith have the chance to| buy out Mr. -Robinson, or they can sell this loan and make some ar- vangements whefeby Mr.° Robinson may pay off indebtedness in a short or long time as they desire, “Personally I would advise you that this should be done, as you un- derstand ‘that your other property from which you derive a good in- come, is free and clear of all deb: “How much money can I realize once?” inquired John, quickly. “Have 1 enough liquid assets to fi- mance a three year’s trip to South Africa?” “I think so, Meredith,” answered the elder Elkins, “but I would advise caution. How much do you want?” “T want at least $250, to begin with.” s : ‘ “That wil Inot be hard to get,” an- swered Mr. Robiuson. at two o'clock?” “Yes, sir, that I did. About two, women can both swear to these statements?” They said they could, and Mott made notes of the given hours; It seemed to him he was narrowing down the facts of the case, low, Emma, 1 know it is not a nice thing to do, to.tulk about your employers, especially when they are not here to defend themselves. But a case like this annuls all laws of ethics, und you. must answer m. questions truthfull; Do you thin Mr. Inman and Miss Moore are at- tached to one another—in—er—any sentimental way “Oh, no, sir. That they are not.” ‘ou seem very sure.” f course us servants can’ ’ things.” ‘ou can't, ‘broke in Mrs. Piérce. lastingly ‘snoopin’ betters. Don’t you’ about their affairs “On the contrary, Mott said, ste-aly, “Emma must tell anything she knows. It is a serious und on your y & word now, Mrs, Pierce,” “1 think T can| raise half the face value of my note, | y A GIRL or TODAY Way , which with Joan's‘ tT will pay | 1 he will be b| rest.” dad,” said John, right. When are aving 1” “As soon as I can get away. With in the month at the very latest, Sym. Hh ee pilD ne that in ioe! ready in that time, an: ju know hov Uhate civilization”. had plenty on was told. thi of money isposal to make hei | trip abro: ed she seemed to have - changed md. “I do not think I shell go for a month or two now. I want to st | here until Bud goes away. You'll | come out here, John, and stay at thé house until you are ready to go.” Her brother hesitated. He knew that the house and everything it con. tained had been left to Joan accord. ing to the will, but hi knew tha: he would be jess conspicuous ther: than at an hotel, even though he wa: th his sis. sure I was going if, live wit! ma im looking at me iy. T cai T smiled at him opent “Do come ai tay with, Meredith, for I am goin, and I want to hear all about you: trip. It looks to me as though it | going to be very interesting. | The color came into his cheek | you can find a for Sym, | ington, Sis, T think Til come. cvet id sleep, but I'm afraid you won't jee very much of me.” Copyright, 1926, NEA Service Inc.) TUMORROW—A_ Bombenett, and said Joan, Mr to be ther acim foe ps, hear loud squeals of ‘tatighter “city guy” is pictured by the °; ing tent show comedians super-, fop. Come east, young man, and you will see crowds stop und point as a sandwichman limps past in the high boots and whiskets of “Uncle Josh.” who thus ridicules the rely enough money to it rooming house and it some “quick and ” T “rube” gets afford a two: meanwhile, yield to market jand makes another ‘payment on u coupe. If he has been a particular! jcanny “rube” he will have enoug to ‘take his family to Florida this winter, stopping for a few days in New York and as he goes along the treet he will see the masquerade “rube” plodding through snow and blizzard’ for the few dimes that buy a bed and some hot soup. . A new drinking station for horses. Pails line the sidewalk and atten ants keep them filled. To impre: jthe city with the necessit; tering places the governo: ficiates at the opening. Ten te] n matter sto hold’ “back into eTous| away sweat-drenched men climb ent i | “ ’” " peal of State Kellogg do not understand the same politi-| Combine” Threshers i Inman rom the law and unless, Emi Of Hl” fis boon aid countions times betore—fost a1, con. 4 cal language. They exchange remarks, but what each one says means nothing to the other. So they bicker. It isn’t—as yet—an out-and-out quarrel, but it’s & succession of disagreeable little incidents, Their, effort is cumulative. It’s worse, perhaps, than one grand outbreak of mutual strong language, leading up to something definite. It strings out indefin ly. Two can have a dispute and make up. One dis- pute after another is more serious. ‘ What’s needed is an understanding across the Rio Grande. If Mexico can’t possibly understand the Unitéd States, the United States ought to make\ a determined attempt to understand Mexico. Enough pinpricks inevitably lead to trouble. Say, Ma, You’re a Card! We «lon’t want to be mean to a lady. Indeed, we want to give the ladies every chance in the world torget along. So we have adopted a new rule for the game, boys and girls. Hereafter, in orderyto win agbet from any lady, you have to beat her twice. | Isn’t that fair enough? ust before the recent first primary in Texas, we remember vaguely something about Governor “Ma” F@rguson saying that if Dan Moody should lead her by a single vote she wouldn't dare to show her face ime the second, or consolation primary which Texas uecords its candidates just to make sure. We recall also that Ma said something about if she led Mr. Moody by 25,000 votes, he should be ex- p&cted to erase himself from the second primary, too. sBut Ma hadn’t hada minute to think things over When she made her wager. It seems she had en- tigely overlooked the fact that if she were beaten xas’ million school children would be forever de- ved of: the benefits of education. Her heart went owt to the poor things, so it did, and you couldn't expect Mr. Moody to ask a lady to live up to such | afi agreement. He would have been a mean old on Legree if he had, Now, if Ma had beaten Moody by 100,000 instead Moody beating her by that number, would she! eXpect Mr. Moody to live up to his part of the wager} agd resign? Of course she wouldn’t. Now you just ask her. Why, she wouldn't take advantage of a flow like that! So, After this, remember, everybody, we're play- ifg under the new rules. Heyle doesn’t go any more, dears. We shall play game strictly according to the Ferguson amend- Tent. You have to beat a lady twice now in order t& win-a bet. & bye Safe Investment Safe investment concerns a great portion of the Haman race. Persons have money and they wish put it to work at the highest interest rate com- te with perfect security. But, at first ince, we are apt to decide that when it comes to a le investment, “there ain’t no such anemile,” as old farmer said when tcld about the giraffe. it’ is only too true that even the best of finan- i investments, so-called, often turn out to be ' there is a different angle on the safe invest- t problem, a human angle, and Samuel Hopkins w/in @ recent article, tells us what .it is when says, “Invest in hobbies; they will pay ynu lose.” course to the skeptic that is “old stuff.” It gly, but without convincing. But it is of such at importance it i engrossed in our but certainly of necessity. Life has be- Marquis of Queensberry or| | (Grand Forks Herald) i The Herald is in receipt of a letter from the manu- ;facturers of a “combine” thresher, commenting on the expression of opinion as to the adaptability of these machines for use in North Dakota as given by several grain men and reported in a recent issue of this paper. The opinion expressed by those quoted was in a general way that the combine was not ;Hkely to be found useful for this territory because of the fact that grain threshed in this manner in a territory where the rainfall is as great as in this ‘state would contain so much moisture that it would be likely to heat. The manufacturers say that in their experience thus far this trouble has not arisen, and that the re- |sults of the use of the combine in Ilinois, Kansas jand Wisconsin have been very satisfactory. Being| manufacturers of the regular threshers as well as of combines, this company is not interested in dis- criminating in favor of either, but is desirous of supplying the machine which will be of the greatest service to the farmers. It is not for anyone not engaged in farming or ithe handling of grain to pass on the merits of har- vesters and threshers, The facts must be ascer- tained by actual experiment, and it may take some j time to determine just what is best. It will doubt- |less be found that no machine made is capable of meeting all emergencies and dealing with all Ppossi- ble conditions. It is apparent to every one, how- ever, that if our grain crop generally can be handled jsafely and economically by machines *which will thresh it as it is cut, the farmer will have been j helped toward the solution of several of his very , trouBlesome problems, i. In the first place the labor problem will have been simplified. Much of the work which is now done j by hand will be done by machinery, and farming will be relieved of much of its drudgery. Skilled labor, competent to handle the machinery required, will be found more satisfactory, even at much higher wages, than much of the transient labor upon which the farmer must now rely in the busy season, Another factor will be the speedy completion of the job of harvesting when once it is started. There will be no long wait for the thresher to appear, and no deterioration of grain in the shock. The land, moreover, will be in condition to plow immediately upcn the cutting of the crop, so that in some sec- tions much valuable time can be gained in this way. | The Way to Happiness (Kansas City Star) A successful man died in New York last week. He had no great reputation. His name was known to only a limited circle. He had no money. He had no spectacular achievement to boast of. Yet his life was a triumph in the things that human experience counts most worth while. ‘ He was Dr. Edwin Zimmerman, who had practiced medicine in the Greenwich village district for nearly a half century. He was the special friend of the Poor. “Forget it; your bill has been paid by God,” he would often say to a poor patient who came with money. On his deathbed he gave what wealth he | had left for scholarships for needy boys. “Believe me, I am happy,” he wrote as the end drew near, This man had found by experience the secret of BEGIN HERE TODAY MRS. PRENTISS sees lights, mysteriously appear and disap- pear in the HEATH household next door one night, and the next day Harbor Gardens, Long, ind, is agog with the murder of MYRA ego ged «<p husyand, appearance o r husband, PERRY. House guests of the Heaths are LAWRENCE INMAN, heir to Myra’s f ie, and BUNNY Moore, vivacious, golden- haired, to whom suspicion points’ because of her refusal to answer: questions. Myra Heath was peculiar. She never used cosmetic, never wore Pht 1 old whiskey bottle from her cul lection that the murderers used to kill her. Candles were buri ing at her head and feet ai nearby wan a card marked, “Thi Work of Perry Heath.” Strang- est of all, she wan heavily made up with rouge. The peculiar thing about Heath's disappearance is that all the windows doors had been locked on the inside the night before and were found that way in the morning. Finger prints of Bunny Moore and Inman were found on the bottle. At the Country Club, the mur- der is discussed by SAM AN- DERSON, Heath's rival for the club presidency; AL CUNNING- HAM, who is trying to solve the crime, and others. Some believe Heath the murderer. Anderson disagrees. TODHUNTER BUCK, nephew of Mrs. Prentiss and in lov ith Bunney, suggests to cu ham that Heath also mee been murdered. nny is amazed to get a phone call from Perry Heath tell- ing her Inman is guilty. @'night, to do his murderin’!” ‘You did?” Mott's attention was caught at last. ~Who was it?” “who but Mr. Inman, to be sure. And him comin’ along so ‘soft and cat-footed, not makin’ a sound—but I saw him plain as plai that I ‘At. what time was this is pencil poised over hi a Be careful, don’t know gps draw on your imagin: \. \“Well, it would be not far from two.o’tock, one way or another.” "And what were you doing out of bell atslat.time of night?” “I was chasin’ that Katie! Not that I’m responsible for the morals of | any. young girl, the. mistress chooseato get in here, but I can’t in’ qn interest, and Katie's a yigirl, though over fond of traispig} out’ of evenin’s.” xf “But,.we have account of Katie's time of entrance—"- “Ye And you know that Emma sneaked down to let her in, and all that. And you know that Emma went right back to bed, and that Katie lingered downstairs, as sir, was. scared that Katie’d make way with it, so.I says to myself, I'll just ship, down and see to that. S I come, in me dressin’ gownd, and wreenough, that Ketie was just about reachin’ for the creqm pitcher! Well, I saved the cream, and I give her a good talkin’ to. Then I sends her up to bed, and after a look round to see was the cat in her box, and the 3 all out, I was for goin’ up me! when I heard a step on the front stairs. “Not meanin’ to snoop, but fear- }one! lin’ doodad: “Sure, sir.”. ri “Did he have a light?” “No, sir, he wag feelin’ his way like. I could see him by the wee bit of light from. the - hall’ behind me, and I shut th jor quick, so’s he wouldn’t see m ‘ here was he going?” don’t know, si xcept that he comin’ down the stairs... He wat about half way down, a hangin’ onto the bai . { “1 se ierce, do you kno faythi more ‘about the. family’ loings that night ?” “4 “Only. what Emma aa:d, that \she saw Miss Bunny go upstairs at. it one.’ is’ ‘ “H’m, they all seemed to be wake: ful! Lede: tell. again of your st 3 Moore. ie, 1 was fom letting Katie in, and ‘then 1 was for getting back. ‘as quick as I could. tana up the back staira, [ sew Miss Moore coming up the front «stairs. I ‘could see her, but I don’t think she saw me—she was takin’ on something fierce.” : é “What do you mean, taking on?” “Well, she wasn’t exactly crying, but she was bing dry-like, and sr gasping, ‘sif she was scared stiff.’ ¢ “She was dressed—” “She had on @ neglijay, sir. A light blue. chiffon it was—oh, & pretty one!” “And she wai oki, ip “Her vanity case, » @ lovely All gold and chains and - leg <a coger oe, os iked, was a eee onwell, then, Miss Moore went. up at one-thirty?” f “Yes, sir; wot turned back to Pierce. “And you saw Mr. Inman go down i half-past one. as ever} ‘ton Sak e dbtaceys take ee Ole mina-thet ches Eg AR ep cag oll tl saw Bunny . ing upstairs after the murder. ps CHAPTER XXIX Wetective Mott promised himself a } profitable afternoon, as he approach- ed the Heath house the express Purpose of grilling the servants, le jnad his wuspicious and his theories pretty well in shape, he told dimself, Bat he needed corroboration @nd also hoped to get side lights on certain aspects of the tragedy. | He passed the two tien whom he saw talking on the verandab, and went on around to the rear entrance, Merrick admitted him, and with an air of importance, the detective ensconced himself in the servants’ sitting room, and commanded the butler to sound up the whole staff and bring them at once. : There were, therefore, five harried and alarmed looking faces grouped jin front of him, when he began his inquisition. He had heard their stories before, but informed the scared servants that he believed they had not told all y knew, and unless they were pre- |, paged to come across with the whole trath, he hinted that there were vague but no less idle punishments awaiting them, & So frightening was his demeanor that his auditors, especially the wom. | became verbose and, even gar- + rulous. | happiness which so many miss. That secret he had discovered lay not in wealth, not in power, but in service. His satisfaction came in what he had been in easing the way for those in distress, in opening the , opportunity for boys to whom otherwise it would be closed. It is an old lesson, often forgotten. j But Jesus called them to your minister. - y. Asn matter of fact, he hadn’t mach faith in the value of the cook's jedge, for he consi her do. main was entirely fam- iiv’s living rooms, and he doubted her nities for obi lon... must leave mio stone un- he a: with a fin is HOW AT CAST, HS THIRD Time *. Saas WS LC, EVERSTT, HERS. WS ars! HowlS _-% EVERYTHING $) A = want to get yourself. a better come across you -know. | wha! Carter said, Sti 2 yt sees Poet is a wai ladies’ mald.t A Rie eg ing. ni t on, Emma, tell me anything you know of the {lirtations of Miss Moore. If she was not tracted by Mr. Inman, was she by any one. el set, . ‘Well, sir, ‘she and the’ tiaster— nent Amd tow do know ?” “Yes ow ou know 2” “Well, id i “ sort of like.’ F pag her arm— d deeply and! iste ow. Now, did- you often toh scenes of this sort?” “No, sir, not so often.” “When was the last time, for in- stance?” ‘ “The night Mrs, Heath ‘died, sir. The evening after dinner, I was put- ting away the sil the si leath | ae her in “You are certain, Bmmat’ Mott did nat smile or sh of this converses: you ine inenisioe of New York—Scattered -notes from an afternoon's , ramble,.abeus Man- hattan: . 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Readii on jigns of thi ing signs o} e times iim’t so very difficult. Th i) "Go Right Ahead.” aes 8, vi few’ of Rig Peisied oo us are “The most ive and : aL hos conpent hee and least dur- —_— -—___— hile you ty Eatting a, dime spank. at) a eetiate og of them standing in the mea- r shade ofa cigar storé awning Me at standing . . . brothera in : ing nothing . taring tthe sldewalt