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C[HURSDAY, AUGUST 5, 1926 Veen Va THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THE NOSE KNOWS TEACHER—Can anyone tell how iron was discovered? WILBIAM: I heard my dad say DORA: Oh, I just adore cave ment i they smelt it~America’s Humor. Life, NORTH DAKOTA | "Men Drivers Win in Los Angeles! _|/, PEOPLE'S FORUM || Higit Years A-Growing } _ctarealte tert, ox for : | RLKS MEET AT FARGO TODAY fred C. Robinson, Grand Sec- retary, to Give Principal Address Tonight Fargo, N. D., Aug. 5—(#).—Reports if officers and committees featured he opening of the sixth annual con: fention of the North Dakota Ell ciation, held this morning. © delegates are here to attend the fonvention, which will he! ind Friday. The conventi led to order by Sam Stern, tresident of the association. 4. Rustad, Moorhead attorney, he address of welcome. - The feature of the meeting this ifternoon was » memorial service for frank A. Brown, former trustee of he association. Philip H. Banks of rand Forks delivered the memorial iddress. A visit was paid hour packing plant West Fargo, ig elie I the afternoon session. _Fred Robinson, grand secretary 4 the Elk gave . will arrive in Fargo late is afternoon to attend the annual fanquet of the association, at which f ae give the principal address to fight. ] rs ‘tion of officers for the ensuing fear and selection of the 1927 con- pages ied will close the convention ti 400 Pounds of Honey Obtained From Two Hives “Any farmer who doesn't keep bees 6 crazy,” said F. W. Murphy, this horning. “It must be living in that wild puntry, makes the bees so wild.” is, he comment of H. Roberts of the date tax commi ners office, as elated by Mr. Murphy this morning. Some months ago, Mr. Murphy be- fame interested in the subject of fees and bee keeping and last spring: te ‘installed two hives at his place forth of town six or seven miles. {r, Roberts recommended the bees o him and assured him. they were @me end gentle. Yesterday Mr. ight ot decided to rvest the honey. When he finished ie found he had 200 pounds of honey| tom the two hives, and the season tardly half over. But the bees did not take kindly to he intrusion and there were lots of em at home, A few got under Mr.’ y’s mask and stung him about, of ead and neck, though not seri- sly. Mr. Roberts was valiant. He did ot try to protect himself at all and fas stung a great deal more than his @mpanion in their ruid on the hives. i Mrs. Murphy was busy this. morn- ie honey. She thinks jars enough to hold it. hey are dividing the yield from the| ives at Camp Plentymeat, with rel. tives and friend: “I got stung, te honey too,” fe adds that he has been stung bi tre without getting any honey for it. tail Board Files ‘Petition in Favor - of Rate Reduction Minneapoils, Aug. € the fact that maintenance of the inneapolis milling essary to the welfare of farmer North Daokta and the nonthwest, 2 board of railroad commissioners North Dakota today filed a peti- n with the interstate commerce nmission urging that the six cent luction in all-rail rates on grain i flour from Minneapolis to the wboard be approved. ene Sarazen and fohnny Farrell Get Below Par Scores fontreal, Aug. 5—()—Two sensa- tak cards of 69, four under par,! red by Gene Serazen and Johnny rell, put these two 'New York dis- t stars in a tie for the lead this ‘noon for the first 18-hole pound! he Canadian open golf champion- wtford Wants Petrolle Fight treo, N. D., Aug. 5—#).—Jack ley’s general -appeal for a pro- or to stage a ing between Alf lightweight champion of itain, and Billy Petrolle of ©, brought a response from Hart. Conn., today, ording to word ved here from York. | irtford is willing to stage the tam, provided Hurley is willing| gn a blanket contract for three arances of Petrolle. iwley pointed out that he could think of signing a blanket con- with a championship fight in at this time. He declared that ill leave late today for Hartford will attempt to convi the tord promoter to stage the bout tut the long contract. ‘go Druggist Breaks Knee Cap nestown, N. D., Aug. to the Ar-|of 5 #)—Stress-| | Yellowstone - valley in About Officer Brown of Los Angeles, EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the last; a series of nine articles on men and women as automobile drivers. (Traffic police in nine cities were in- terviewed, and voted, 5 to 4, for women as better drivers. By NEA Service ‘Los Angeles, Aug. prejudiced, but I'l the « That is the way Officer T. F. Brown wered the question as:-to whether men of women are the better driver: Brown has been directing traffic Seventh and Broadway, Los Angele: busiest corner, for eight years. Du: ing this time he has formed som very definite opinions about the thou- sands of men atid women drivers who pass him daily. i Drive Faster “Men drive faster than women, which is a point in their favor—even if the speed cops do huve to pick them up occasionally,” he says. “Their tendency to go fast keeps traffic speeded up in congested down- town districts that otherwise would be almost impossible to handle, Of course, all men aren't good drivers. In fact, 1 should say most of them are just mediocre. Perhaps I'm my lot with} who casts his lot with the men. “But this medium is “lacking ong feminine drivers. They ace either excep y good or tersibly ind most of them are t ead ina jam than i is the cause of many know what to do. etting Away With It’ one commendation for ys that they viola- women, ho don’t try to w tions of traffic laws nearly as often as men do. If a woman knows a law abides by it; a man will he thinks he won't get zy “Men are considerably easier to deal with — th women,” declart Brown, “When a man some violation, he takes his says nothing and goes on his way But women are different. Most of them become antagoni: call us all sorts of names and then report to headquarters that we are discourte- ous. “I hope what IT have said hasn't given the impression that I favor all men drivers, because [| think many of them never shoul@ have been granted a license to drive a car.” ONLY SMALL PART OF STATE TO HAVE SHORTAGE OF FEED, RANDLETT SAYS al In 86 per cent of the area of North to 12 meetings in each county where] property to belong to the nation. Dakota, 1926 feed and hay production) will be equal to or in excess of local! needs, while in 15 per cent of the area of the state production will be less than the amount needed to carry livestock until pastures ure ready next spring, according to G. W. Rand- lett, director of the North Dakota ex- tension division, and chairman of # committee appointed at the Bismarck conference last week to consider the feed situation in the state. “Information received from furm- ers, county agents, bankers and others who are interested, indicates it T ot that the principal problem will not ; be the shipment of feed into the state (from other territory, but simply the transportation from areas within the state where there is an excess of feed to those areas where ther shortage,” Mr. Randlett d “Present crop prospects are North Dakota will raise enough oats, barley and corn to take cure of its own feeding requirements, Recent rains have improved pastures im- nfenscly, and the probubilities are @hat hay, will be the only thing that will have to be shipped in from out- side. Excess of Hay Reported “There is even an excess of hay some local \ went H. MeNutt of Watford me that from 3,000 to 5,000 tons of hay can be secured in the the north- western part of McKenzie county.” Requirements of the localities in which there are shortages, trans- portation and financing are the proj- ects which are receiving the atten- tion of the committee. At the present time, county ex- tension ugents are holding from 10 Pr 2 { Last Minute I News Bulletins | -—_——_———__—__e Stroudsberg, Pa., Aug. —Richard Washburn Ci mer ambassador to Italy, widely known writer, has axked the common pleas court of Mon- toe only to award him a de- cree of divorce from his wife, Maude Parker Child, also a well known writer. records the court disclosed today. Batavia, Java, Aug. S—(AP)— Beer Volcano, on the Island of vil —(AP) Id, for- Inglebretson, Fi racial jon, Fai sty}. fing t the “‘plarmacential juet of ‘anquet was held, Mi le- mn’s heel collided with her kneecap in a Charleston side that 3 red the bone at its Dr. Holt of this city treated left immedi- ajured man, who by train for his home in Fargo.| | “it is Lea- Capt. 0, C. Applegate, revident, ‘will ta Southern’ Pacific. rai five I ber. of the: Kinmath “* Rochester Bank dl to exist, and ses are being rangements a shortage is b at these meetings made of the situation. 4 are being made to secure any hay within hauling distanee, and orders ure being taken in those localities where hay must be shipped in from outside. Similar work is being done in counties where no county agents are employed by members of the staff of Joseph A chen, state com- missioner of agriculture. Bankers Ready to Help Local bankers have given assur- ance that necessary finances will be provided for all worthy cases, and the general opinion is that no out- side financing will be required, ac- cording to information secured by; Mr, Randlett. Agricultural i in the territor; operatine, and there is a possibility that railways. will offer reduced rates re alleviate the situation,” Mr. R declares, “It never handle scrub livesto and long-legged steers. This is the time to go through the herd and throw out the animals that are not good producers. Disposal of this kind of stock will save money for the pro- ducer in almost any year, and par- ticularly in a year when it may. be necessary to buy feed to supplement that produced. “The present situation will result in ultimate good if it drives home the lesson that a herd of 10 good animals will make more money than a herd containing 10 good ones and 10 poor ones. Officer Arrested Rochester, Minn., Aug. 5—(),—C, FE. Southwick, assistant cashier of the Union National bank, was ar- rested today following a signed con- fession of embezzlement of $26,998.44, The loss is fully covered by ‘surety bonds to the bank, officers said. Capitol Theater EVELYN BRENT 6, QUEEN | ODIAMONDS” An amazing drama of the Great White Way Coming! Coming! Tomorrow — Friday WILD” * with TONY HIMSELF THE, MEXICAN SITUATION Editor Tribune, Bi: ‘k, N. D. 1 send you the latest so-called “laws of the Mexican government, which have forced the Mexican bishops to withdraw their priests from the ad- service for the Present; or rather call them “tyrannical decrees,” rob the Catholic church of every bit of liberty, and have other purpose but to destroy the Catholic religion entirely. They claim for the present government absolute rights over the church as si over the children, over other individuals, as if the were no natural, God-given rights that belonr to individual persons and families, and as if the Catholic church, established by Christ for the salvation of mankind, were nothing but the slave of the present Mexican government. Even articles 1 and 2, forbidding priestly. work of foreigners as crimes, is tyrannieal. Articles 3, 4 and 5, schools exclude every religious teach- ing in elementary schools. Article 12 makes it, as far as we can judge, im- possible for those who «study out- side to obtain permission to be ac- cepted by thé government as candi- regarding dates for the priesthood, though they be Mexicans. What else is the pur- pose, but the total destruction of the ‘atholic church in Mexico? Articles ® and 7 make it a crime to follow the invitation of Christ of imitating Him by observing the evangelical counsels. 7] itself poor milkers{™ 1 Emerald Articles 8, 9, 10, 11 deprive priests absolutely of i ing “political y hav right to vote, no right to pass judg- ment whether certain laws are good or bad, foolish or wise, in harmony with the laws of God or in opposition to them. Articles 13 and 14 muzzle the press especially the religious press, Articles 15 and 16 make any politi- cal association for the purpose of de- fending religious liberty criminal; i. c. criminal in the eyes of Mexiean jaws. It forbids every public religious act outside of the churches; i. ¢., recit- ing an Our Fath church, to the si crime. Article 18 makes it criminal to wear any garments or in side of churches which indicate their religion. Great must be a govern- ment that trembles before a religious badge, a scapular, a crucifix or a medal. I wonder whether this brave government applies this article ~ to Masonic insignia, too. Articles 19, 20, 21 and 22 rob the church of its property by declaring such ind bringing the sacraments and dying is declared a Some of this robbing has been done before, but is now fully carried out. ———————————— SOFT CORNS Money Back Say All Drug- gists if Moone’s Emerald Oil Doesn’t Do Away With All Soreness and Pain in 24 Hours f Moone’s Emerald O11 with the understanding that if it does no put an end to all the pain and soreness and do away with the corn your money will be promptly returned. 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