The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 10, 1926, Page 4

~ PAGEFOUR . The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) & Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Tek, id class mail matter. George D. «President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily dy carrier, per year... 2s + $7.20 Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck)........ 7.2 Daily by mail, per year, q (in state outside Bismarck)....... « 6.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota... . 6.00 Member Audit Bureau of Cireulation Member of The Associated Presa The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of al] news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published here- in. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved, Forel; PRTG COAT G. LOGAN PA ‘NE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Tower au Kresge Bldg. YNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - Fifth Ave. Bldg. ES ai ce (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | : Literary Fireworks Sinclair Lewis, in refusing the Pulitzer prize for the most typical American novel, indulges in some verbal pyrotechnics. Through declining the $1,000 prize for his novel, Arrowsmith, he has secured many times that amount in page one, top of the col- umn free advertising. He took occasion also to dep- recate the patronage of the arts and sciences by | men of wealth through such outstanding endow ments as the Pulitzer and Nobel prizes. It is hard to conceive that these prizes could in any way subsidize an artist or any genius, in fact, who wishes above all to secure a genuine success. The acquisition of a prize is merely Le refusal to accept is a strained effort to be different and to focus attention on himself. One cannot estimate the treasures of art, science and literature from which, doubtless, Lewis has drawn inspiration lost to posterity had not kitid and generous patrons through money and_ encourage- ment made them possible. The history of literature and art is filled with the names of many patrons whose interest and financial aid helped to enrich the great stores of knowledge in the various fields of endeavor. From the day that genius first began to mark on seroll or tablet of stone, poem, fiction or"philosophy, some worthy patron kept the wolf from the door, the body of the artist nourished and the spirit enthused. Lewis is merely fortunate that the $1,000 of Pulitzer money meant nothing in his young life because of 4 healthy royalties and a well advertised name. Horace and Vergil without the patron Maecenas would not have written as well. The patricians who fostered art in Florence, the churchmen of the mid- dle ages who kindled the fires of genius and kept safe from the vandals of the north priceless treas- ures of pen and brush were the Nobels and Pulitzers of their day, and they nourished greater geniuses, too. The patronage of art and literature by men of wealth is not a devitalizing force. Lewis’ argu- ments against the aéceptance of such honoraria are refuted by history, both ancient and modern. His repudiation of the Pulitzer prize is illogical and assinine, Vinegar and the Voters Applesauce is one of the oldest po salves known to civilization. Vinegar distinctly is not. You can catch a million voters with a few pounds of taffy, but you'll catch only abuse if you go sour on the party. it Down in New York a woman named Mrs. Henry Moscowitz has learned well the age-old rule that vinegar never catches voters. The application of “that rule has carried her pretty far up into politics She’s sitting now in the coun of the prime po- tentate cf New York state politics, Mr. Smith him- self. Mrs. Moscowitz made a little speech lately to a crowd of men and women. She lighted a fuse lead- ing to a very big bomb when she said that women in politics were not the intellectual equals of men. The men applauded. Lots of nice, fat, juicy votes. But how about the women? Not much taffy for them, eh? Oh, wait. Mrs. Moscowitz isn’t one to send the ladies home down in the mouth. After glorifying the male intellectuality, Mrs. Moscowitz swung easily over to the glories of feminine int tion. And did the ladies like that? Did they? Oh, boy! It was the nicest party! We wish Mrs. Jacob Baur of Chicago could bum around for a while with Mrs. Moscowitz. Mrs. Baur, you know, ran for ¢ongyess recently and was de- feated. Afjer her defeat, she placed the women of th® world in the nincompoop class for not having the good sense to vote for her. Mrs. Baur, you shouldn’t ! have done that. ae Calling women nincompoops because they hap- | ** pened to vote for men is giving both the ladies and 4 _ the gentlemen vinegar and gall to drink. And thev » 7%) just won't drink it, somehow, Mrs. Baur, they just «| Won't. 5s Learn from Mrs. Moscowitz, Mrs. Baur, that a little taffy can be pulled ;a long ways. q ie To Guide the Guides even though you are a Fascist, I am bigger.” ant of two presidents of this United States. He was addreasing his remarks to one Salvatore Astrologo, : bis guide. Galvatore should have understood. He should have known his Yankee better than he did. Sony day these Roman guides may learn that a five lira tip’is all you can shake out of certain parties from Massachusetts. mean maybe. - Yankee 5 that he was "He had paid his. five lira and secondary. ; { Thus spake in Rome John Adams Abbot, descend” Some day they will know that when a descendant of two presidents says no, he doesn’t | needs and that is a federal appropriation for bovine | As it was Salvatore did not understand. The to help him out. by telling him that if he could come around to his; ho- and sée what would happen. Salvatore might | 000 appropriation increased to $6,000,000. The con-| the Whiffat's shadow, not going to be feted if he | gressional conference committee trimmed that to; ‘“T got his. The tourist from Massa- i of two presidents, had/| and they have, the middle western'farmer has double had | cause to feel resentful. The whole middle | » | farmer in particular, is looking to Waghington for | the drain. ‘two more arguments to use. He used them in the best way a descendant of two pres- idents can. But Jack Dempsey, at Toledo, used the same arguments no better. | John Adams Abbot went to jail. But it was) worth it. { The Father in the Home There is a deep-rooted desire buried in the heart of every red-blooded American pater familias to hie / himself into the kitchen and there ply the dishcloth and concoct strange viands in a saucepan. Papas and husbands are incurably domestic at | (heart, opines one Mrs, Frank Gilbreth, club womar. | of New Jersey. ' And her great American home cure-all*is to lei | Papa unbottle some of this latent domesticity. It: short, many homes are wrecked because mama in |sists that it’s her house and, politely speaking, paps should mind own business, “I know a wife who for years wore herself out with crying babies, not permitting her husband to be | disturbed by them,” says she, “Finally the husband {took over the management of the last baby and it | was the best one they ever had.” Hl ! One should snicker at the good woman, we Sup | | pose. But we are inclined to believe that she knows | whereof she speaks, We are all forced to admit that many willing | fathers are quelled in their home labor attempts by | | @ wife's hands-off attitude, ; When women admit that homes are a bi-sexual product, they may get along much better! | Editorial Comment | Federal Tax Receipts i (New York Times) | The steady increase in the tax yield surprises both the treasury and congress, though the president fears a deficit “next year.” It might be here if the pres- ent surplus had been foreseen. It will surely arrive | lif congress passes pending bills. The income tax | | collections for the single month of March are $65,- | 1 412,739 higher than in 1925, although this year’s | {rates are lower. For nine months ended with March ! ‘the total returns increased $183,888,029. New York, | {as usual, is the greatest single contributor, $18,000,- | {000 over last year. Florida shows the greatest | proportionate increase, to $12,369,654 from $4,079,- |377. Gains are general in all states but seven, and ‘not one of these lies’ in what is called the distressed region. Among the forty-one increases it is sig- |nificant to find Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, { Nebraska, the Dakotas and others vocal in demands that congress shall use taxes to pay for their relief. Tax receipts hold a prophecy fortified by trade | conditions. The volume of business is increasing, as the check payments show. Goods are moving as | well as money, as the car loadings prove. Dividends are increasing, employment and wages are ample, | and interest rates promise ample accommodation {for censtructive uses. Prudence may be preached lon the general principle that nothing is surer than‘ change. Such as the conditions aré today they re- sult from economics, not politics. The Middle West Looks at Washington (Chicago Tribune) There is rapidly developing in the middle west 2 distinct sectiofial consciousness. Nowhere is the citizen more American; nowhere is there a richer American heritage. But your middle westerner is learning that he belongs to a particular ségment of America. Though this consciousness is strongest} among the farmers, the common feeling transcends social, racial, occupational, and political lines of di- vision. The middle west has been informed that it is “the middle west.” It used to receive that informa- tion in a spirit resembling humility. Today's tend- ency is to welcome the news and cast back with pride, “We certainly are the middle west, and we'll fight it out on that line if it takes until 1928—or "32." It has still to be demonstrated whether this middle western spirit is good for the country as a whole, | for the middle west itself, or for the rest of the country. Whether it is good or not, its present | Phase is inevitable. Many causes have contributed to bring the situation about. The case of the middle west waterway system is an example. It is a fact of common knowledge that the development of the lakes-to-gulf waterway would ibe of tremendous benefit to the middle west. Nor | name’s ill this waterway injure the prosperity of the east, | There is business enough for} nor of the far west. l every one. There is work enough to keep railroa: highway transport, and waterways more than bu: In the face of the middle western demand for water. The lake level; i | ways there has arisen a hue and cry. issue and the diversion of water through the Chi- cago sanitary canal were seized upon by frantic op- Ponents as likely herrings to be drawn across the main trail. Washington has made its promises, but | iso far they have remained promises. The middle west is still denied its waterway. ; A great part of the prosperity of the middle west | |—not to menticn that of the country as a whole— | | depends upon the middle western farmer. A coun- ; jtry, in the final analysis, can be no more prosperous | than its producing class. A prosperity which leave. jthe farmer poor_is not prosperity, but inflation. | {There have been vague indications—an adverse for- } ‘eign trade balance, for example—that this may be | ‘the case with this country. Continued warnings | ‘from the White House and treasury department | “Premier Mussolini is a great man, but as for you, | against over-expenditure lend the indications added | didn’t have a | weight. The principal way in which such a possible lerisis can be forestalled is to remedy the farmer's troubles. It is answered that the farmer does not know what he wants. He did not a year ago. He seems to know very definitely just now. He want: to be placed on an equal footing with the industrialis j and the urban worker. He wants as much protec- ; I tion from foreign competition as they enjoy through | the tariff and the immigration act. | One very definite thing the middle west farmer | | tuberculin testing work and’for payment for animals | found infected and slaughtered. The farmer has | been denied the appropriation he asked for. A dele. | gation from Illinois succeeded in having the $4,103,- hotel. “But he didn’t know, and he did | $4,653,000, or $1,347,000 less than the middle west | needs to clean jts herds, i ‘If middle westérners in genera} have a grievance, west, the HE | her head. , creature. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Biggest One Yet | 4 Girl. JERRY TO THE RESCUE | It seemed to me that the dell at the other end of the phone had hard- y begun to jingle before | heard Mamie’s voice. Without giving me a! chance to say anything she ex-| claimed. | s it you? Where are you?| Ti ehid -withiwvonete| gard for grammar, | I heard a commotion at the other| end of the wire. Mamie was sobbing. | lere, let me talk to her,” said a| voice. It did not sound like; any voice I : heard even when it asked, “Judy, where are you?” tthe police station.” { hat.” | station Lincoln | 1 Feceiver was evidently dropped, uline voice mmie ¢ Are ry tha’ nearest The again, spoke, tello, hurt? Can't you What did you tell Je sent him out of here on the “I told him I was in the police sta- tion nearest Lincoln Park.” “Good Lord! Well, he will be there speak in a few ‘TWINS | LOsT HIS, | One day as the Twins were taking | turns in the old swing, they heard | someone crying. And looking down they beheld a! funny little creature in a bombazinc | suit. | “Who are you and what's the mat- | ter?” asked the Twins together just | like that, | Sniffle! Sniffle! wept the tiny crea- ture in the bombazine * hiffet THE WHIFFET WHO SHADOW suit. and I've lost my shadow: “Whiffet!” cried Naney, bending down low so she could sec him bet- | ter, “What's your last name?” ' There isn’t avy,” said the funny little fello nh the bombazine suit. “It’s just Whiffet. Don’t you know what a Whiffet is?” “No, I don’t,” said Nancy, shaking “Did you, Nick? Did you said Nick.| Where do you live?” | “Whiffets live in rag bags dress on left-overs,” said the tiny | “When they are a year| wa tnetr parents give them their for-| tune in buttons and send them out) into the world. Inv out in the world; now. I'm seeking my shadow. It's| lost. Sniffle! sniffle! And I can’t find it. Sniffle! Sniffle!” Dear me! Then I'll have to help you,” said a voice the Twins knew well. And there on a stalk of yellow but- ter-and-eggs, sat the Fairy Queen, smiling in ever so friendly a fashion. “Oh, thank you,” said the Whiffet. “I'm ever so much obliged. Up in the attic where the rag-bag was J shadow, for there wasn’t any sun, but when I started off on my adventures, my shadow met me at the door. The Gray Rat told Mother Whiffet that I'd be safe as long as I had my shadow along. Now I haven’t any, and-I'm scared.” “When did you miss it first?” ask- d the Fairy Quenn. . ‘When I jumped over the stile,” said the little Whiffet. “I guess couldn't jump. When I went back to get it, it was gone.” . “Put on thé magic shoes, children,” said the Fairy Queen. “They are on the seat of the swing. And go with this poor little Whiffet and help him to find his shadow.” vith that she was gone. So the Twins put on the magic green shoes and instantly they were as tiny as the Whiffet himself. Then off they all started to find ,”-gaid he, “that I won't get my bombazine suit wet. It is of the best purple. Mother made it out of a peplum off an old bombazine skirt. And she says if I get it wet it’s the fda § last purple bombazine! suit she. will ever, ever make me.” But ly were the words out’ of the Whiffet’s mouth than he fell into Nancy and Nick fished him out, but, of course, he wi WN WAY |: of Today pe a ! A THOUGHT | and dripping wet. |” hu anything 2" “I was choked almost to death.” The receiver was dropped again, and I couldn't get anyone on phone again. I looked inquiringly at the officer at the desk . * “Don't worry,":he said, reassuring- ly. “They have just dropped the phone and started’ over for you.” This I found to be true, for at the moment the door was swung open} with a bang and Jerry Hathaway} rushed in, bareheaded and disheveled. | ‘actedly he looked about for aj d, until hi¢ eyes lighted on me.| ‘Judy! Judy!” he cried, “I thought | I had lost you.” He had me in his} arms before he had finished the sen- tence, und was turning to take me out of the station wien. the officer aid, “One moment, Mr. Hathaway.” at do you want?” was Jerry's igerent question. ant to find the mi almost choked the young your arms to death.” (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) TOMORROW: Judy Declares Jerry a Str: you lose your way or creants who j lady. in And he cried so hard, his ears made him wetter. “Oh, don’t cry, please!” said N: drying him off with her apron. please don’t cry. Pethaps your suit won't shrink much.” But it did! Terribly! (To Be Continued) | (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) And as the toes of the feet were part of iron and part of clay, so the kingdom shall be partly strong and ly broken.—Daniel 2:42. It is not because men's desires are strong that they att ill; it is because their consciences are weak.—J. Stuart Mill. “A Tribune want ads bring results. r\ New York, May 10-See-sawing up and down Broadway I did stop at a combination shine parlor and hat cleaning emporium.....And in a great glass case there were many hats which, the proprietor did tell me, -were left by folk who never came back after them.... And since many ince the cost of salvaging cents, I am led to wonder 1 befell the people who left them to be cleaned? | Suggestions of mystery and ro- mance seem to lie at every hand... Fifty men and women leave hats to be cleaned and never came back. . Were they suddenly stricken? Di such ill-fortune come upon them that 35 cents seemed a regal sum? Or did they y decide to get new hats? Then why leave them in the first place? Another mystery: I sean the want ads in the newspaper and read. “Lost, between night club, and. re: dence, a. jewel-handled dagger. . And why should one carry suc! weapon to a night club?.. Was some great danger feared?......Sup- pose 1 should pick up another paper und read of a mysterious crime.... And a jewel-handled dagger found beside the body!—Yet someone tells me there is a dearth of detective stories..... Beauties in a great line waiting outside the Ziegfeld office for a try- out.... They get there an hour ahead tof time and wait for three hours... ; Where do they come from? . How many will be chosen, if any? Saw “Eugene O'Brien, who is now Gloria Swanson’s leading man, swing- ing along quite Beau Brummel- lish as ever he was in a picture.... .,And they tell me at the Paramount plant he has always wanted to play ‘cowboy roles, since he was born and raised in Colorado, out “where the West begins” Instead he must he content with playing the perfect genaleman.... ‘Lee Shubert, theatrical man, rush- ing about in preparation for going to Europe.... He can afford to....Made EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO AND IS THE RESULT. OF gOUR MORAL OBLIOUITY. WILL BE HAPPY. THE TRANSSRESSOR BEHOOVES US, THEN ot CIFS, TO Take TO IF MANg IF. MAN (S NOT, GOOD HE WILL BE. UNHAPPY, IS #GOoDBHEe, THE WAY ‘OF IS,HARD.. SO IT, 1 (NBACC THE RWAYS HEART THE, LES so) DRAWN FROM THIS Text. : AND NOW, ONS->WORD Ave ZAM Done.. Morse =e. Wii, Ni a 11:05 PRM, — FAR, FAR OUT IN Hs CimMtt SPACE... USSS REACHSS tor THIS ts Also A CESSON WE SHOULD TAKS To HEART. AND. NOW, ONS” MORE ANO % Am: DONG, IN NEW YORK |) MONDAY, MAY 10, 1926 DESTROYING GR BY DR. HUGH 8. CUMMING | Sui General, United States Te Public Health Service Electricity causes shock by par- ; alyzing the nerve centers that con- j trol breathing or by stopping the regular beat of the heart. | | The symptoms of ,electric . shock jare sudden loss of consciousness, ab- ‘sence of respiation, or if respira- \tion is présent, it is slight and can not be observed—weak pulse, and burns at the point of contact with ‘the conductor of electricity. j The first thing to do in the treat- ment of electrje shock is to get the patient off thé live wire or otherwise break the contact of the electric cur: rent. Be Careful of Hands One must be extremely careful not to touch the patient or the wire with the bare hands. If one-has a pair of rubber gloves, or even one rubber {glove, the victim may safely ibe pulled away from the contact with the current, One may take a drill, a mine au- ger, bar, or rod of iron or piece of wire and throw it quickly across the trolley wire and the rail (supposing now that the current comes from an electric car system) taking particu- lar care to release your hold of the instrument before it touches the live wire. By this act the circuit breaker in the power house will be thrown out and.the current cut off. 5 Leave the bar of iron or other in- strument across the wire, so that the current breaker will be thrown out continuously. Such | action may cause injury to. other ‘working parts, $3,000,000 on the 1926 theatrical sea- ‘son....Thanks largely to - several operettas, not the least of which was “The Student Prince”... T SWAN. GI (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) o REP SIM ARES DANIO CE Ey STATE BRIEFS. |) —— GOLDEN VALLEY SUPPORTS P.T.A. Beach.—The organiaztion of a Par- ent-Teacher Association in all tne schools of Beach last Friday made Golden Valley county 100 per cent or- ganized, as there is a P. T. A. in every jschool: It is the only county in the {United States with such a record. PLAN PLAY DAY PROGRAMS * | Carrington play day progranis lin Poster county will take the place {of the annual county event this year. |The dates of the various programs \range from May 11 to May 28, i NAME CHIEF OF POLICE | Valley City.—William Davis was the Of them had been there upward of a named chief of police in Valley City jat a recent meeting of the city cil. Mr. Davis is a pioneer resid of Barnes county. | REPUBLICAN RALLY | Garrison—A progressive republican ‘rally will be held in Coleharbor on ‘Saturday, May 15, with Governor A. iG. Sorlie and other state officials as speakers. All delegates to the re- cent convention, legislative und coun- ty candidates are especially urged to attend. | LET WATER WORKS CONTRACT Linton—-The Phelps-Drake company were low bidders for the $47,063 ‘eon- ‘tract’ for the water ‘works construc- tion job in Linton. The bids were Topened Monday evening at tho city jeune meeting. BAND TO GIVE FIRST CONCERT McClusky-—The municipal band, or- ganized here last winter, will give the first of a series of open air concerts on Friday, May 14, for the Sheridan county annual play day. Four schools will be in attendance at the play day Program with more than 200 hig! school and grade school pupils taking part. ANNUAL PLAY DAY IN ELGIN Carson.—The eighth annual play day of Grant county will be held in Elgin Saturday, May 22, with a pa- geant, folk dances, and contests on the program, SUNDAY SCHOOL CONVENTION AT BEULAH Hazen—The Sunday schools of Mer- cer and Oliver counties will hold a int convention at Beulah Sund: 16, with Rev. John Morange, d | superintendent of the Methodist Episcopal church, and Miss Bertha Palmer as the principal speakers. NEW MAIL ROUTE Van Hook—A new mail route will be established between Stanley and Van Hook, service to become effec- tive on July 1. Van Hook has been trying to get mail service from Stanley for several years. WIND TEARS ROOF FROM GARAGE: Fryburg.—High - winds ~ here last! week lifted the roof from the J. Ros-! haven ‘garage and: carried it 100 feet, where it crashed against the side of the Fryburg Pioneer office. No one was injured. OBJECT TO REMOVAL OF SIDEWALK Napoleon.—A hearing was conduct- ed here Tuesday before Fay Harding of the state board of railroad com- i rs concerning the removal of. a sidewalk which serves ay a direct route from the postoffice to the de- pot. The Soo line is attempting to remove the walk and the citizens are phiecting. A. W. Mellon appeared for the Soo line and Attorney Wag- ner for Napoleon. The commie: ‘has not issued a final decree. FIRE DESTROYS HOMB Sentinel, Butte—The dwelling house in the Clyde Myers farm, four miles north of here, was completely de- stroyed by fire Wednesday afternoon, TO IMPROVE CEMETERY Harebton—The re has planned an ol ee” where all the people of the com- munity who have relatives buried at the Hazelton cemetery will gather for to beautify the grounds hefore ‘a da the Memorial Day services. STIFF COMMISSION FIGHT Dickinson.—There promises to be a stiff fight for commissioner from the second district of Stark county. Five candidates have filed for the office. Ss. D. Grege, known ag, the “. Ifa King” of Stark county, is the latest candidate. thera. are Nick Schank, John F. Luhman, P. E, Zimmerman. and Martin ler. 4 ERTS ANG ORDER ISSUED Dickinson—Just as city com. HEALTH SERVICE. — HOW TO: RESCUE ONE CAUGHT IN IP OF LIVE WIRE but “when pruman life is at stake, all the wires should ‘be cut if neces- sary. wards. Life first, property. after- Insulate Self If no wire, bar or other Instrument. long enough te reach from the wire to the rail is at hand, one may pro- ceed to remove the victim from the live wire, but should first get a dry board or piece of thick payer and put it under the feet, and also protect the hand used with the cap, coat, or any dry non-conducting material, If possible, one should use hand only, placing the other hand be. hind him. If both hands are used to remove the person from the wire, one should make suré that both the hands and the feet are well insulated. A dry, long-handled, shovel may be one of service in removing the patient from contact with the wire. Another way to break the cur- rent is to take the belt, handkerchief, coat or a piece of dry rope and loop it over the victim’s foot or head if he is lying on the wire and thas pull him off. If arf ax ix near at hand, it may be used to cut the wire, but one should make sure that, the handle is dry or wrap it with a coat or other non-con- ducting material before attempting to use it; or one may use a dry board, a dry cloth, or a dry rope to pull the wire away from the patient. o not grasp the wire with the hand even when protected by a dry cloth. As soon as the patient is freed from the wire and removed from danger of further contact with it, ar- tificinl respiration should be begun at once. improvements. The writ prevents the letting of contracts until May 24. The restraining order was granted by Judge F. B. Lempke. STARK COUNTY PONEER DIES Dickinson—William, David, one of the oldest and best: known pioneers of Stark county, died suddenly last Sat- urday morning, at his home in the Versippi commuhuity north of Glad- stone where he had resided continu- ously for more than 31 years. His death was unexpected, as he had re- tired Friday evening feeling unus- ually well. Funeral services were held here at the Masonic Temple Wednesday afternoon. PLANT CROP FOR SICK MAN Hettinger.-The local camp of the Modern Woodman of America went to the farm of Lee Wilson, two miles north of here, Wednesday and plowed and seeded a 100 acre field. The Roval Neighbors prepared dimmer for the workers. Mr. Wilson and five chil- dren have been ill for weeks with typhoid fever. Flanagan’s Boys to Appear’ Here Today . Father Fltnagan’s Boy's Home show, known throughout the middle- west as “The Greatest Boys’ Show on Earth,” will be presented here Muy 10 at the city auditorium. Two per- formances will be given, one at 4 p. m. fog children and the other at 8 p. m. for adults. Admission will be free. The excellent band in the troupe will stage a parade through the down- town streets#during the noon hour, rain or shine, - The homeless lads have been re- ceiving favarable criticism on this sixth annual tour of the middléwest. The boys are on a six-month journey away from the home. They have been packing every theatre in which they have presented their musical comedy hit. The homeless lads carry a “standing room only” sign with them and they use it at nearly every per- formance. Father Flanagan’s Boys’ Home is a non-sectarian institution in Omaha which feeds, shelters, clothes and ed- ueates homeless boys regardless of creed, color or race. Tire Prices Are -Now at Rock Bottom “Tire prices, I believe, are at rock bottom,” said A. R. Almquist, local Seiberling dealer, today. “The fact is that many tire manu- facturers have found it necessary to reduce the number of plies in their tires and in other ways lower costs in order to manufaeture.profitably. “It is a real pleasare, however, to bandle Seiberling All-Treads, for the Seiberling Rubber company stands pledged not to reduce the number of plies or to lower quality in any way. When this company first started, Frank A. Seiberling, its founder, who had manufactured more than 40 mil- lion tires, announced a policy of building the best tire he knew how and selling it at a fair price. That policy has never -been deviated from and today the Seiberling All-Tread is better than ever. - “There will be no compromises with quality and that is why our sales o Seiberling tires are increasing right along.” Tribune want Flapper Fanny Says: re eS