The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 1, 1926, Page 2

PAGE TWO at toe The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) to the rights Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at; used as a trade- ued as second class mail matter. ilar beverage. George D, Mann..........President and Publisher | Subscription Rates Payable in Advance { Daily by carrier, per year eevee $7.20; Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck)... Daily by mail, pet year, (in state outside Bismarck)......... Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press “Phe Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the | use for republication of all news dispatches credited | to it or not other the local news of spontaneous origin puplished here: {its un-Christiani in. All rights of republication of all other matt 0 Ww herein are also reserved, Bobbed hair +++ 729) sight of God! + 5.00) oe 4 Diggs, doughty Diggs, the ton: Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY “What fools tl debtedness as possible. “In time of peace "RO TS W F for war,” is always true in business. Ontario, Canada, Published by the Bismarck’ Tribune Company, | titled to a fair shake in the provinces. Believing this deeply and_ fervently, his doors to inquitious women asking hair cuts. i dows which reads: “T run my shop on a Christian basis and I cut ise credited in this paper, and alsu Women’s hair for two years till I got sick of it and s it not ope William Shakespeare who once | taking and telegraphing of meteoro- ied from the murky depths of his upset soul: So do we exclaim now. “THE * vag BISMARCK TRIBUNE THE . The crow should be en-! pS eee It has been! | “ay we all know, everyone is i { distributors, the forecasts being tel-; mark for years upom a certain popu-| terested to a very’ large extent in, | probable weather conditions,” said 0O.! | W. Roberts, government meteorologist | in charge of the local weather bureau, | ‘in a short talk from radio station KFYR Thursday evening. The talk was the first of a series Mr. Koberts | will give on “The Relation of ather Bureau to the Farmer ‘ew of us, however, stop to how much our comfort, our) | welfare and our success depend upon | the weather,” he said. sorial artist, puts a sign in his win-; “While the Weather Bureau | operated for the benefit of all of ti people all of the time, its greatest ; service is to agriculture and com-| in other words, to the farmer | | tnd the shipper. “By an Act of Congr engaged of a crow, Government expense. panies give: a ge rural lines at 1¢ give the farmers that night and the the greatest dist These com-| ral call over their These Mortals F fui: . But on women is an abomination in the the! ner of the count than all-other ugenci the radio. Steps are mw one J. 5. barber of the Tennessee hills, bars nd market reports will be generally distributed by this method. “In addition to the fore: ther, there are other ac’ Bureau of much benefit to armer, There are in every count: in the State one re tempera- ture and rainfal ions, ail of! | which s ity.” ss in 1870 the | HHogical observations were authorized at Government expense, and that | work was placed in the hands of the | Reali: hese mortals be! , duelug cee | And we do not mean the | Signal Corps of the Army. growing on, and a daily bulletin; | , } H ing that the work needed to be sep-| is issued. All others report at the ower Bag, Reig BMG. | women! ‘arated from the Military and to be | close of the month and these. reports | ee Bi | ote tie Bh jtransferred to some — department | are tabulated and a published report | PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH | where it could be enlarged, it was de-! jx issued. We can thus furnish you! ‘NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | cided in 1890 to transfer this work] with a port of the temperature, Editorial Comment to the newly organized U, S. Depart-} precipitation, wind, cloudiness and | Official City, State and County Newspaper) | Time For Deflation A national headache is in prospect if 1926 prover Overwhelmed to be a greater year than 1925 Meaning a Bumper Crop | to be impossible to answer, from anxious farmers ment of Agriculture, where it has| dther d | remained ever sine We w: tions Charted ions are made twice daily, at 8 a, m. and & p, m., 75th meridian time, and code messages are tele- graphed to the forecast centers, These a for any part of the State. | nt the farmers of North Dako- ta to know that the Weather Bureau is their Bureau. Many of the farm- | ers who are listening to m ice call | | me daily to get the forecast that more of you ene avai (St. Paul Dispatch) by a flood of lette so great as; : ; < observations are charted and the! selves of tl pe united “States 4s poibsiectag td, Charles. E. jasking what he means by handing out not only areas of high and low pressure are tion, the. PUbliHed Fe: | Mitchell, president of the National City Bank of ; ae ot located. These areas of high and! ports, a toy he REMI We New York. If 1926 is ‘ : th i‘ ja dry winter but as dry a spring, Orris W.) iow pressure follow well known| want’ you to know whit the Bureau } ‘hae ‘i mo i biel ‘han ha Roberts, U. meteorologist at Bismarck, who | paths and from our knowledge of the| js doing for others and what we! ear, he reasons, “ would mean_ inflation, je | ri . <t| Movements of these areas we are) t to do for you. We want you to! 4 : has been officially observing the weather almost}! é : | are) wan y 3 forerunner of deflation, which means a headache. | . bd able to forecast with reasonable ac Deflation in spots now would be an encouragement that we would continue to maintain our equilibrium. | He abandons, and equilibrium is a healthy thing for the country} lee ; economically.” In this view Mr. Mitchell is borne out by every big authority on commercial and industrial condi- tions in the United States. Things are so very pros- perous that money is easy. With money e: expansion is being undertaken and inflation con-| tinues apace. When the peak is reached, however, and the banks begin to tighten up on the rates to bring in some of the outstanding meney, when un- usual demand slackens off, there will be wholesale failures and disappointments. This is an excellent time to inaugurate a conserva- tive busin pol; and liquidate as much paper in- subordination he giv tions were ve just so much rai will come and June and July. Itisa nee that Sellers saw you in the Judy He will think that made all the eruption. You told Dad all about your money, didn't you? going to tell him—myse! “Jerry, I'm, awfully ashamed, but} hall, st thing I've had said Jerry Hathe| Way when I exclaimed t so| very glad to see him, at ar ‘ou doing here and why are you trem-| losing T was just bling? as my father been. trying to) when I got that bag this morning, 1| browbeat you? thought you were taking the easiest | At this. Lam ashamed to say Lfor-| way out of things, and had sent me} got all 1 had promised the money uid bug yourself ana that bis fath nd answered eagerly: you didn’t intend to do anythi “No, he's been lovely to me.” And] more a t it. Of course I didn’t then I stopp oF for I knew he would| want to h pt the money and bag ad been to see his T went to your father from you si father. H rushed alon, {with the whole story, for I.knew I) = “But, Jerry, I just met that man! could not get the right of it from} Beiters’ in the hall and he said to me| anyone else, in a threatening tone of voice,| “Of course I sent the money and} ‘Watch your step, girl, watch your bag to you, my di Step,’ and it frightened ‘me almost to} of fun I had pi t girl, and a lot death.” part of it was m' But I intend to «Thad not realized that 1 had calted | ae all the money I paid out and sent n- still holding my hand u, from those thieves.” until IT heard him say: | IL smiled. - “Don't you worry about him, Judy Then T expect they'll get what's | T'm just going up to ‘s office now! to sattle his case for him, I’ve known | coming to them, for your father jus going to do the same irregular} thing, in almost the same words. been going on at the od for Dad. He's a little piece nd this will give me a of all right even if he doesn’t always chance for “an investigation, I'm] ay of me, isn’t he” glad. you went to see Dad, but I! (Copyright, 1926, NE. Might have known you'd always do thei right thing. ’m sorry though TOMORROW | chuck,” said the fairyman, making such a wry face that the Twins -felt said Mrs. Woodchuck. fact! The money has dis- peared completel Well, Tingaling. “Someone m THE MONEY IN THE BREAD ween you were upstairs or some- “We'll go and call on Mrs Wood-} Where. b 5 chuck next,” said Mister Tingaling to! Perhaps,” said Mrs. Woodchack, the Twins. “I saw her husband go! going to the oven to see if the bread away this morning, but I suppose he | Ws baked. It doesn’t take. wood- has left the money with her. He chuck bread long to bake, you know. knows that I always come arou: Won't you take a loaf home. to eptiect my rents on the thirty-s your wife, Mister Tingaling?” she day of the month, asked. “It will be all nice and fresh ‘or your supper. Bis ee foe he “Thank you! I'll be delighted,” said eae Riis oy deaths 0 kaneis Seat Seon soot’ Rep) SHAY. rent i think that Mrs. Woodehuck kept the “Now Mrs. Woodchuck was baking! money that fell into the bread to buy ead when she heard the rap on her/ her spring clothes with. jor. And she knew pretty weli who} But you're = wrong. She it was. thought of such a thing. e gi *EShe had been thinking as she work- ister Tingaling the loaf wit! ed. She was thinking, “Oh, dear! | rent money ii and he found ii wish I had a new silk dres: *m so| evening when the bread was cut. 5 IT wish I! Mrs. Woodchuck was only playing Blue-| a joke. id Mister Wood- potato- on her never, ick of my old gray wool! tae a lovely dress like Mrs, we id she was wishing more than’ that. She was wishing that she had! new hat. A new hat with lovely | Beas on it, like Miss Zellawhammer's! i And she was wishing also that. she | ae shawl. A shawl of Plack and: ite, like Mrs, Woodpecker’ sides clothes,-she was. wishing | #he had a new rug for the hall, | and new~dining room curtains, andi sew set of bedroom furnitur 8 hi she was thinking | © us whe kneaded her bread andj it into loaves to put into the) 2When she heard the knock on the! dbor,’she said to herself, “Oh, dear! | If, I could use the money that Wally | in the ten pot on the mantel [| Id have such a lot of things!” ‘ap, tap, tap! came the Fas iin. . [his time Mrs. Woodehuck took nm the Hays ot und shook out the buey. I fell right into the soft doves: and sank in. You! i ae sce it at all! gave Mrs. Woodchuck an Peat she had to laugh. | ‘went to the door and opened her. floury hante on gest ig Ae do bo Foe do, everybody,” tin. I suppose! nt money, aren't! _ (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.)} are sac acca Temperatures and; | Road Conditions | Pe a cS A (Mercury readings at 7 a. m.) Bismarck-—Partly cloudy, 63; roads ood. “St, Cloud--Clear, 65; rouds ood, Minot—Clear, 54; ¥oads good. Duluth--Clea:, 47; roads exceilent. Mankato- r, eT Fargo—Clear, Mandan-—-Partly cloudy, 64; roads good Jamestown-—-Clear, 67; rouds good: ‘and, Forks—Partly cloudy, 655 aires lear, 48 J. ing ‘lear, + rom ood. Winona—-Clear, 62; herd fair, Rochester--Cloar, 68; roads fair. ———____________—_-o | Mi Finance Minister Pe: in. Paris is- ues statement saying. rt of debt j azreement’ are cavers le to France. Radley Photon alupered by is “sent from London New New York th 1 hour 45 minutes, in- to es = sommerelel seeree: Ce ange aie: spend his vit ation in the vie thie vicinity of ‘Lake Lake Cham: | ag mountai charge ot aaa and batter; Mrs. Mar; a ins to sce "y Mugadance and. ever since it began to attract attention out there, resorts to the newspapers to reply to the farmer: | forecaster and becomes a prophet of the crops. It might be bet two functions in a with customed to prohesy on the matter of weather and vast| having records upon which to base his conclusions, s it out that there will be a bumper crop in | ,, the Northwest this year. He takes as a sample the year of 1915, when condi- it’s you! x it out. That! have taken! ig ,| tion to hotels in thig district which | sonal e in and look the office over; ex- | curacy the probable weather for the | amine the instruments and have tiem | coming thirty-six hours. explained to you; to show you how! “While the fundamental principles | the weather mup is made and how the | of ‘weather forecasting have remain-) forecasts are determined; to show {ed unchanged,smany improvements} you how the records are tabulated have been mad recording appara-| and in what form they are published; j tus, until today the instruments Used} to give you a better idea how the by the Weather Bureau are highly | work of the Bureau is conducted, an pecialized. With the use of tnese! last, but by no means least, to elf-recording instruments and sound-| acquainted. So when you are in Bi ing balloons, and with the aid of air-! marek next time, make it a point t planés. and the radio, important dis-| visit the Weather Man. coveries in upper air conditions are ‘y probable within the next few Helping the Farmer ars, Steps are already undetway “This office cooperates with th United States Bureau of Agricultural | to greatly enlarge the of Weather Bureau work, and Cc Economics, with the United State: xress will be suffi Bureau of Animal Industry, with 1} ippropriations to carry of the various departments at the} plans it is hoped that we will be able} State Capitol, with the Agricultural ! to forecast probable weather condi-| College, the State University, the State School of Forestr: h all tions for a much longer period tl. of the State Experiment Stations and | | at present. i with the county extension agents. We temporarily, his position as weath- ter to say that he combines th happy arrangement of mutual co-ordinate jurisdiction. Ac: The drouth is a good sign. similar. The*country is allotted in. If it fails to descend in April—- when it is needed, namely, in May, iL gospel at any rate. Forecasts Distributed 2 - -} « are ig to make the life of the uting thes a little easier, a little bright- they may do the greatest good to the whole lot more successful. eatest number. Forecasts arc tele- Meyer have handed me aphed to most of the larger cities} lot of inquiries as to ra lha North Dakota and distributed lo-| every confidence that be a bounteous erdp ar to that of 1915. If remember th ne four \ months as were the last It was not un- pril and early, rain at all came; then June nnd July came with the much needed rains and we- produced a | most wonderful crop. Here is hop- ine that we will have the same con- ditions this y year.” | two other women who flogged Miss Helma Johnson with a rubber hose, | were dismissed at Eau Claire, W | at request of Mise Johnson. Speeding automobilist- near Waver- ly, Minn., ran down and killed George Quast, 23, of Winsted, a motor +t arid a mile farther on hit another au- | \t le sending: it into the ditch! and injuring Frank Herzog and two other persons. Driver escaped. | “No, No, Nanette” Coming to Bismarck The long and ca; awaited local] @— | presentation of the sensational m cast cards are mailed each morning ll postmasters in the State, these cards being posted in the office lob- bics gfor the benefit of the publié. Weather bulletins are sent to pu lic officials for posting, to business houses and to individuals. Weatl er and temperature flags are #dis- played in some of the smaller towns and villages. Many telephone com-| panies throughout the State act hree months in “Tora. I the Ia i the Great, and insist that Russia, can | produce everything, they will surpr ‘our responsibility, most painfull TODA tal comedy, “No, No, Nanette” is(@ @ announced for May 13 at the city (Continued from page che.) | Haldeman Julius, one of the auditorium. On that date Edward| {lly New Orleans’ intense interest) very few that have ever made a suc- | in aviation. cess of book publishirig, is said to D. Smith will offer hére the same | have “beaten the ! ted tock market” to the Sam oF 27 weeks tn Los Angehes and | It is comical” capecially in the eyes | tune of $485,000, in n few weeks. 112 weeks in ‘ of high finance--but it is true that) Do not let that hurr you into stock f ‘ | lorious republic, where a dollar| gambling, at which receives the respect to which it is en: | lose in the end. ‘titled, can actually learn from bolshe-|deman Julius’ vik Russia, We talk about the Brit-| told. Wait until you hear it. If he ish rubber trust that multiplies the! dies rich, he will have millions of lit normal price by four. We talk, ard! tle books to thank, not the oiock mar- Mr. Hoover almost sheds tears. The’ ket. panies were formed unti] now th soviet government buys in South | ite 14. presenting the piece in-yari-|America enough rubber tree; to plant jous parts of the world and there is; # Square mile, and will m: no question that this attraction is, ments in rubber production. jplaying to more gross reccipts cach|think of Russia as filled ; week than ever have been ctedited re] 3 and wolves galloy to a musical show, nat_ excepting ighs, but they hates sort of| has rendered real public service in " and “The Merry lima and ee to collaborate on h, who is. con-; continue to show the ae of Pe h: ag you told derable of a factor in the produc- tion field in and around Los Angeles, angled for the Pacific Coast rights to the piece and then set to work to stage a production that. would rank and a chorus of beauties. The com- he pany is a large one and the produc-/ tion is massive and appealing to the There are 20 big musical num- ce in “No,- No, Nanette,” two of which have been ‘played around the nette here should easily prove the banner event .of the local season. | As there will undoubtedly be a heavy demand for seats patrons are advised | : to make their reservations as carly | as noses. in the history stage have met with the tremendous success scored by No, Nanette.” Originally produced in Detroit, it was taken jto Chicago and ran for an entir year there. Subsequently other ¢ u will alway The rest of Mr. Hal- tory is still Ford's admirable series - letters, “The Great Today and the We Greater Tomorrow,” add to his per-! ith- fur) manent reputation, and to public en- x after! lightenment, every day. Mr, Crouthe Henry of ful is shown by the tremendous re- jception and long runs of Nanette ‘in California. The cast to be seen here is indenti- cally the same that appeared. there. | Taylor Holmes, one of the greatest of light opera comedians, heads the/| list of funmakers and he is surround- | ed by a great group of principals with the best. That he was success- world, “I Want To Be Happy” ‘Tea For Two.” The presentation of tter Buick Serio lubrication, water and Papoose are all the er 5) Buick needs So dalinge its ee STATE BRIEFS | et PLACES BIBLES IN ROTELS Dickinson-—The largert sogle ship- ment of Bibles every conigned to a! point in western: North Dakota was! j received here this week by the Gideon ' Commercial Travelers for distribu- | | { mee eg | | | ‘most cars the e' Buick still further aids fuel economy, by super-efficient carburetion, comprises Stark, Dunn, — Billings, | Golden Valley, Hettinger, Slope, Bow man and Adams-countics, The vhip- ment contained 486 Bibles. -« TO HAVE TOURIST CAMP~ Dickinson—-A pay tourist-eamp will be maintained at the ‘k county | fair grounds this season by’ the fair | association, according. to an announce- ment made by John .P. Berringer.; Several new conveniences are being; installed on the Tdcergga ISSUE HOSPITAL RDITION, , |. 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