The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 14, 1926, Page 4

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1926 Ronan of Fagen adodson if hgheoy? plisNobody Pia esgpn os, at Nationel Pictures Inc. | At tbe entrance to the Unton ee! A clas baclamat deca eaid Hotel an absurd doubt held her} Barbara. jtesitant, Would her handwriting| Ob. 1 set ait ae crea cap and stay awhile! . {9m the ‘hotel ledger betray sex?/ «11 ain't,” gasped ,She had heard something about} Maizie stared at her. She arose ‘hat somewhere. The thought led bel Pritt over to a table. She ‘0 further doubts. After all, could | ”";, " atory I been roadin’,” slothes make the man—tt the man] said’ Maisie casusily. “Take lock =~ a jWere & woman? Was her walk/at it.” ‘xactly that admixture. of swagger| She tossed it over. It came hur 1nd shuffle which she associated |tiing at Barbara on @ true line for ;¥ith the male? Which hand shouldfher tsp. Instinctively Barbara the carry in a pants pocket, right | spread her knees.’ The book went. or left? unhindered between her trousered Frankly, at this very moment, | legs. jfido’t she just shriek girl at any i Se sald Maisie. “I thought PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune)" elsewhere, but which, if defied by ber | Static Is Music ‘Compare d to Thi | make her lose him anyway. An Independent Newspaper In other words, wives, many of them, have always THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER believed that a husband turned thgmbs dgwn on a (Established 1873) wife who beautified herself and s\ to the follies Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, |°f cream and powder and rouge, but solaced himself Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at|by looking upon smcbody clse’s wife's cheek when Bismarck, as second class mail matter. i. lit was red. George D. Mann resident and Publisher) «sy husband won't Jet me bob my hair,” ‘many Subscription Rates Payable in Advance a wife of this type complains to the secret and Daily by carrier, per year. -$7.20 | fiendish amusement of her audience, who knew very Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck)... « 7.20 | well that “my husband” enjoys the company and Se ate onl il . 5.00 | Si#ht of bobbed-haired ladies not his wife. Daily by mail, outside of North: Dakota * G00] Is today’s wife really given a fairer deal than Member Audit Bureau of Circulation her predecessor? Is it true that she can hold a {husband by doing w > wants other wives to fs Member of The Associated Press do, or Woes AG nah -siiy ie Ve hand ‘shen ene fecrerabiatoneet Mit eee lebornia ieaiten {she is sedately old-fashioned, letting him get his | to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and alsu | ¢sthetic satisfactions elsewhere? the local news of spontaneous origin published here- —_——— in. All rights of republication of all other matter ack Yet? herein are also reserved. Get Yours Back Yet? A magazine man recently told us something as- Foreign Representatives tcnishing about the people in this country who are pair of keen eyes on the opposite | 80! * i i ‘1 idewalk which might st the| “You're # girl,” sald Maiste, eniba GLocan PAYNE ete j trying to write for the magazines. sahe'of the ‘beck of 8 aE ge bean: “You're e liar!” retorted Bar : Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg.| One of the magazines he represents, he said, re- difg wrongly at the-hips in per-| bara defiantly. ‘ ie 3s PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH cei bout 200 manuscripts a day, The editors } iricd too large @ flare of the coat sald Matale, “was written boa NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. re good when four of the manuscripts Her thoughts were disturbed by|feller name Mark Twain. It’s (io A ce tind received during a whole month can be accepted. Think of it! Four out of six thousand! Should End Fusion | Many people think they need a pull to get a manu- pea aniteere |= t accepted. They don’t. The editors are of the party hungry for more talent, so every manuscript gets ‘iked the |# reading. & familiar voice. “Hello, Sheik.” |about a kid—a boy—who tried to Barbara turned, to recognize the | masquerade as a girl. A wise old woman she had classified, The|dame threw somethin’ at his lap. large mouth, wagging in mastica-|He pulled his knees together, like tion of chewing gum, grinned coy|® boy would, ‘every time. I tries friendliness, Unquestionably this|it on you—with reverse English. was a girl who believed not in half | You're a girl.” - measures. Her face was powdered| “I'm not! I'm not! like a Colonial wig. Lips and| Maizie came over, and suddenly cheek-bones were vividly rouged.| yanked Barbara's cap off. Drags- ie There was a large, black triangle|gled curls uncoiled about her of court-plester on the left side of | cheeks. her chin. She was dressed in aj ‘Do you give up?” asked Maisie, dark tailor-made suit, whose skirts| “I give up,” muttered Barbara. were cut to afford a generous view] Maizie regarded her solemnly. of shapely legs. Her hair was aj “I knew ft before I threw the synthetic triumph {n straw-color, | book at you,” she said. “I did that (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Democratic identity will be prese primaries next June. The leade made a wise de nat Vall pernicious prop ‘argo which There are the first readers and second readers. | encouraged perjured registration on the part of |The first readers have a hard life, ut of that | Democrats. It was a fitting rebuke to the “win at | mass of very bad copy they must pick out what- any price” faction in this state whose lust for office {ever seems at all promising. The manuscripts is paramount. The Democ i ion at Valley |they have passed then go to the second readers. City have decreed that the ends do not justify the | These are more experienced persons. They reject means and there may be some honor even in dyg-|many the first readers send them, and pass on e previ e lel edi On her first encounter with|to make sure, but I knew it!” feat. the previous ha that are left to the sills Bleaches-and-Cream Barbara had| “How did you know it?” wailed election should come the strength- | The editor finally chooses the stories that meet been transfixed with an inexplic- potas ie abiteke: ning ofp. es. Repub! sf smocrats | his irements. i i able alarm. Now she found her new explained ay et } 1 : R publ an and De moe i u baat mae sine lee Laie Tacaier | iar replaced by In t. On the! “But outside of that” said Bar. should return to their own parties nd fight within | feel encouraged if his work gets.as far as eae ld instant, she resolved on an infal-| bara eagerly, “did I fool you?” their own lines. If the prin law is destructive | The reason why we see the same names time after Uble test of her disguise. She| “Well—yes,.an’ no. You're too of party solidarity, and there can be no question but | time in the magazines appears: to be because they it is, then the leaders should come forward frankly | are the only ones who can turn out the stuff. Of and fight for the repeal of that law. Subterfuge |course, eight million people who are trying to} _ ee would talk with Bleaches-and-|s00d-lookin’ for a man. Then that Cream, perhaps ‘engage in a mild|kitten looked kind 0’ queer. Men Airtation. She had come out vic-|don't carry kittens sround—excep’ Horious in a tilt with a ruffian of | maybe up in Matteawan.” She ran and sharp pt advocated from the Fargo | break in will deny this, But there are the facts. , =e And she made a dive at him with-her 2@ Toad. Certainly she could take|her fingers through the curls. headquarters are poor substitutes for consistency. (Bis eer eee beak. tare of herself in an encounter with | “What's the plot hont” Sa rN: ts Brenig A 4 Fly in the Toni But Snitcher Snatch scooted off \ woman of the streets, “It's a long story,” said Barbara. If as much effort were directed to restoring the y In the Ie | and disappeared among the bushes. “You see, I found out it was a lot Republican. p: to power in this state as is ex-| A rose by any other name may smell as sweet, e Mone fives” idea!” exclaimed | of trouble to.be a girl, 80 I decided pended in perfecting a mongrel, fusion, mugwump | but alcoholic beverage labeled “malt tonic” fails to | a Girl of Ti | eet ote aa cone nea f to be a boy. : alliance, many of the economic woes would have been | satisfy a drinking man’s desire to wrap his inner | 2 US LUN (Copyright, 1926, NEA’ Serviee, Inc.) , kh MEAOR np ae ees cured by now. Fusion has done nothing but place |anatomy around a stein of pre-war, fluffy suds. RETRIBUTION =} room and got into my own little suit PASTE | | crats in jo! oy Ww erwise have ie a 5 te e be frock and T left a note with one of | Democrats in jobs they would not otherwise have | Malt tonic appears to be a good argument for prvhi tremula HM he git fer we i e | had. It has net made for better government or | bition, for it a revelation to some who thought | never spoken a word of love to me I she had treated me cured one of the ills its champions fought. that any liquid containinng so much alcohol could be | bad Known for some time that I was n not telling me that M “Although Buddy | in love with him. If a day passed} mainewas married and letting ld oo : t Laie alive, Te found. Gee, Temperatures and | . <r, iio sie tata caasiceunuine” Road Conditions | ; said Barbara, “Perhaps you're os ‘ a A a f % ei right, but I've figured it out that It is a good thing for North Dakota that party | associated with the discouraging and disagreeable | when 1 did not see him the world| publicly accompany hit to all” the OM ae ae 4) |it’s a lesser evil.” lines are to be revived even to the embarrassment | taste accredited to the medicine. turned gray. restaurants and public places in town| ,,Mereuty readings at 7 a. m.) “You look-like a nice kid,” sald. . of the fusionist Malt tonic is a medicine and as long as it appeals! , tis attentions to me had been} wh knew ‘that! oven with her "ge, Gloud=-Clear, 18¢ y Maizle. “Don't tell me you're just t & met ; such lately that Twas sure he scene PAV ite ernie to physical deficiencies rather than to beer-parched | love with me and I fully expe he| was being blasted. Preper Action throats, it'll probably take its place on the apothe- | Would soon tell me this and me] “I told her I could not understand ato—Cloudy, 30; roads good. f you was when I. spotted you in nj as chaperon, my reputation in town Minot Clear, 24; roads good. 4 gonna be a bum on the road, like roads good. that. if he had any other interest in| quently I was leaving her employ Fargo: -Clear, 16; roads good, “I'm going to stick to the road.” a careful hearing and examination of the ballots, 2 I nd ROFke elt aE i Ve wae oF: ‘gonna I n« rks—Clear, 35; roads 3 roads fair, i:chatarin ane oie i be to be his wife. her conducts) thatofsacwonie ho nestown-—-Clear 22; roads good. | f front 0’ Ike’s place, dressed up like Truth triumphed over political expedioney in he | shelf next to the castor oll battles instead of} «It did not seem possible to me} respected herself and “me. Conse.| Hibbing-—Clear, 4; roads fey. t Nat Wills used to be.” vote on the Steck-Brookhart election contest. After | being passed over the counter in half-gallon jugs. | that, if he had any other int ; Clear, 40; : A 4 peering carer a tlel SaU AM ‘lear, 40; roads heavy. th ‘ hae aa er box at the opera and other most] Rad bOnehe ail Metin set aeemaine |) Mendae Cleary 20; roadergond.~ | Exon knew wherys that ‘road's Senate committee returned almost a unanimous vote aie them all back to him with a note say- 3 ana i 5 A s. on Bi Ba ing that I had j out th: ‘Into freedom. recommending the seating of Senator Steck. Poli- Editorial Comment many tim th him a instead’ of 2S had “Into. trouble. i ns a tics immediately began the usual mancuvers in be- euckt eet E18 Eta ail the rene ° i °8 Lasse! half of Brookhart and for a time it seemed as though Pa ChOERTCA: coalesce cea i ately a AMET go todk a likin’ to you. to The English Case tit T thought I. could. never im and, ale |r | Ike to get rid o’ that outfit, get the Senate would weaken and vote along party ‘lin “ See any of Madame Seri i .| though I appreciated his kindness, 1 5 ic * rather than in support of the preponderance of evi- (Baltimore Sun) (At the thought of | yas sure he could not expect me to A THOUGHT : ee ae? vue fo eee ee me here? Y be a knockout. He that passeth b ddl There's plenty. o’ room in here for with strife cht ae Te ba aed oo : an ae . “ei Spnnanetesn (t blazed up with anger, for of cours dence. Impeachment of a federal judge is a peculiarly AME inust, have Rnowe ik aD shocking proceeding. must hav {take sach valuable presents from any man not my husband. known that Mr. Tremaine “E felt so utterly broken about on : tea. ie ; to him is: thé both of us. 1 get lonely 1c The Senate has displayed backbone in this respect Although prohibition has turned many of the fed- arried, and I didn't doubt for| Tortentio that 1 could not iro to sec Lye Fretahay trai a dog by the o’ times, and it'd be great to have and the nation generally will approve of th tion. feral/-dicieict courts ‘nto’ gallos iangintenten! oRlices int that she had him, It seemed to me that [ had lost pend eee Mey a pal. What do you say?” Those who have studied the lowa senator‘ “|; ae ele Hecadee. she. Was. being, 4 ey in a large part of cach term, the ¢ regards } all the gorgeous gowns and tion were convinced that the Republicans of that me ppar se tee esnyplicsellineean railauise renee more than my reputation when I ; ‘ mistook Barbara’s silence for ts that | realized that I-could not go on with| 4.¥¢ Should enjoy more peace if we oie ~ Bol hat r by A 2 pened itation, and pi on eagerly: WEES a le He she said she had given me for adver-| my music lessons, Tt wes tvke wove | did not busy ourselves with the words| heai ressed Mitiesdid not want Brookhaxt, ‘They: followed out the members of the federal Judiciary as among the tising. purposes. ol Se MUR cain CURR cee Wane Hanne and deeds of other men, which apper-, got @ mascot, too,” confided ‘Don’t think this is such a dead most exalted of public servants in rank and in} “Then and there 1 made up my| that which I loved best there. tain not to our charge.—Jeremy Tay-| Matele—my canary.” ~ burg, hon, too literally the instructions in the newspapers which showed them how to scratch Brookhar' name in the Republican column and move over to the Democratic side in the support of Steck. Marks charac To disgrace one of them is, therefore, mind that I would not stay with her} (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) | nieeeal ? : another day. a spectacle which in a very especial way projects} “1 went to the models’ dressing! TOMORROW: Despal upon the imagination the horror that is in the 23 ERT TG ates there's a lotta 1 tha ees Sees all JURY FREES FARMER “Tongue-tied?” asked Bleaches-| -.) i Cartington—A jury of six Carring-|'0d-Cream, in her alto of coarse waar itnarane best line in the A Leas eae ton business men found C. ined velvet; “1 don't bil *s \ ia : dene : 1 ; ; on bus ‘ound C. H. Wat-| srained velve jon't bite.’ Meeteerikcad con-thechallnte 46 cake the intention swift fall of a man from the heights into the Hoy fag eet nest about three times | ins, farmer northeast of here, not| “How do you do?” @ Ber ‘3 It's better than what Pp e ae fe blackest depths. y, short time, to scratch) curity of practicing vaterinagy ‘work sare qalitaly ane-puld bitten & hit bumming aroun’ more apparent and some election officials threw | vNen GCP neta Tok bums, Bnd 200, ./ Without a” state license. He was |her’ tongue of at the miserable) £0 this. I don’t wanna see you go out such ballots, giving Brookhart a very scant 3 ; *TWINS asked the nan, de, you leave home?”| charged with doing that class of work [failure in retort. Bg, seat” t plurality. presentatives could have done other than vote the a id little goblin. “Maybe! for a neighbor. His defense was that " Teould come and look at your edi ; 1 ent Want to:gp-mrone.. ante. U ful saatinineine audi er trial of Judge English by the senate. The mass of] (QY OLIVE ROBRDRS BARTON | while you're nway, so ae to be pos ihe ast SaeRiGE nes eines! a neighbor Barbara, si pon careful examination, the judgment of the} .videnc, a ere! ei = fectly niece 1 a UI required assistance. tended gettin ‘The eager sm! left Seticn ctfitiale has been: overruled: by. the Senate evidence that was offered had too mach weight BIDDY HEN AND THE GOBLIN | say sure they are safe.’ | Walter McKee, recenftly/rrested on bath gin aes pT dancing Maizie’s face, and @ scowl took ‘4 as to be ignored; it called for complete examination. Seen F Al hat’s very kind of you, I'm] a similar charge, was acquitted. . 5 "7 committee. The country has beer so inured to hav-}" yn the houve there was a suggestion ef polit Mrs, Bunny wasn’t a bit cross) 5 id Mrs. Hen, “If you'll just — “The joint's full ¢’ roaches,” con-| {ts place. “You're one o° them ett ooo. thin kind aetiled alone party lines n the house there was a suggestion ef poli because Mister Tingaling and the, show me the place now, 1 think I'll GARAGE ROBBED ded -Bleaches. “My name's| 00d women, eh? s ‘ Sinai Vy lines yalthough in the voting members of both partics | Twins had broken into her house, as! tent it,” . Linton—The Schall garage at.| Maixie.”” that action of the Senate is quite refreshing and] seemed essentially of one mind, On might bay: | But just then a gust of wind came| Hague, near here, was entered by| “Is it?” She could think of noth-| bara. boosts the stock of popular government. ential ; : along and blew off the little goblin's| burglars last Tuesday night ing else to say. sto ibe Perhaps it is inevitable that partisan lines should Pe apr pevess te pee Mister, Bunny andl a And Mrs. Hen saw his pointed about $700 worth ae ae eee ean when it comes to room an’ sae : be drawh in the preliminary stages of such a matter. | jaugh, and it ended up in the visitors | luck-a-luck! Get out of here! | Lites Were stolen. This is the third} bath, I c’n fix you up, cutie.” The | Th: A Useful Life But it is to be hoped that when Judge English being invited to stay to lunch. | she eried crossiy. “You're a cheat!”| rented’ '° *#me Sarage has been | party named Mazie gave vent to.an/isn't all. ru Luther Burbank, who passed away in California 4) goes on trial before the senate no such lines will Mis, Bunny set three tore Places, a amorous titter which turned the dou’t expect you to - | if. and that made six of them, marrow of Barbara's bones to melt- few days ago, won fame in the field of plant biol- | exist, a lee 7 "ty ing snow. « . ogy. His life's work was to.make more perfect the} Whether adjudged guilty or not guilty, the verdict rrot- t yi - EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO “Room and bath?” she stam Propagation of various flowers, vegetables and] must be beyond suspicion. sialneet like pempkinzaie. And a8 ba Ae way” Sut yourself.” Matste shrugged: fruits. He approached his work with a daring and Sa Sg TS could tell them from ph ode sacral Ser) HEY, WOMAN” You” bath,” said Mazie. a en ee 9 aptaged T can skill that won him an international reputation. The Land Movement in North Dakota They talked about the bad little - Zt t izie's good Paden ape e el goblin, Sniteher Snatch, and his rela : CACLED ME FOR SUPPER hag sh ‘Yes, you can,” said Barbara He was the acknowledged dean of plant breeders. (Minneapolis Journal) tions, the Gazookumses. | eagerly. “You can let me use your Plants, rather than animals, were his pets. His first] Qn several occasions The Journal has referred to |), 2 2 ela Attar Bane te he ae: suecess was the Burbank potato. This triumph he| the good fortune that came to North Dakota as aled a cigar after lunch and tilted his achieved at the carly age of 22. It brought him | result of the recent droughts, in that it escaped farm | chair back comfortably, “you'll have neither fame nor money, but what was better, it] and inflation, such as befell Iowa and parts of | Tha Snitcher Stovey oone cate LT gave him the confidence and enthusiasm to continue | South Dakota. The land values remained stable, Be his experiments in California where the climate made | with the result that today there are no greater farm- Jet ering tar continuous experiments in plant biology possible. ing opportunities than in western North Dakota. clucking out the What's she do- E =V Barbara felt.a revulsion to nor- “Continuing as a farm laborer, he earned enough| The April news letter published by the Minot | (OF (Way Nahe beens ease "4 We iz mal good humor. The experience airs 8 ae _ to purchase land which was to be his laboratory. He | Association of Commerce brings us late information| barnyard.” : Dias = was shaping toward an-adventare/| tion © converted the cactus, a worthless growth of the des-| of this, It says there are more inquiries for land ane, Laban to ui Bunny’s | i BIER ai aE donnie rr Maisie » ert, into a valuable forage crop. He developed some | in northwestern North Dakota than for many years. | di. re 1 that thelr hiale He all eke masculinity, 885 vegetable growths that proved of benefit to]The Minot Association made a survey over four | the: Twins so tiny they could even T CAUED You Five WECC, I'M THE One mankind. months ago, and found that banks in that section of ee Siiedt ? * mouse-hole, had) |MINUTES AGO ! THAT EATS THe ‘dwellini ‘drab A useful life has ended, but his name will long | the State made sales last fall of more than two mil-| “Yes, it is Biddy Hen,” she said. YOUR VICTUALS | ' TASH, colorful, There are Matntes endure, for he has opened up an endless field of ex- j lion dollars in farm land, and sales have been steady oe pies ee eet tage Oh A26 ALL COLD AIN'T TL periment for the scientists. . | Since. In the last week of March the fameus farm himself, Yes, air! It's 8 area ———_—_—. of Colonel E. S. Person, of Minot, was sold to a man | Snatch.” 3 ‘ a On Holding Husbands who had been renting a nearby farm for several ree Bunt nents tne winsan if Sos = she had: been A.new decalog is given the world of women by | years. A banker at Ryder, forty miles southwest cf |‘stump. and peeped from behind the | I I: rosely , in the sitting one Mrs. Ruth Maurer, head of a national chain | Minot, reported that twenty quarter scctions of land Be aA ie wit he | 3 Pope ts & game of cards. es of beauty schools-—ten “thou shalts” in order to lose | had been sold through his bank since last harvest.| heard, | nt ‘MOY SAW. and " ‘There, was & group of yellowed] she picked up ber bungie” a husband. He estimated the average quarter as selling for four | | Biddy Hon was saying, | “Cluck-a r q photographs on an absurd bird's} “No 1 been tellin’ your for “Mie decalog is couched in ironic vein. What the | thousand dollars. He said the second bank at Ry-| new house, sof can make wine for | maple dresser. tune”: worthy Yady wants to say with a loud, firm voice | der had sold ten quarters, and in addition an entire | Farmer Greenway won't find.” ! : is really, “For the love.o’ Mike and Pete, if you} section to an Iowa farmer. Most of these sales, | yirhno Mitts, very, Place you wish, N ¢ say i Madam,” Snitcher Snatch replicd, i ; Me 3 want to keep your man, don’t do any of this fool | however, are to local buyers; men who haye made of course, that anyone ox: TIT: ; ed Mazie. ‘ ae ae : money in the last few years from, daigying and/Cebt Mrs. Hen was listening. “1 know Said “fool stuff” includes the use of soap and hot | sheep-raising in that section, ; ale kollss tons tated water on the face intead of cleansing creams which| The plain fact is that prices of lowa farm lands us es, tat te for rent right the skin you love to touch, no face~powder, | contained too much water, and the water had to be aes bg ata weak EAE 28 BAY. and poor heir dyes, exposure to wind and | squeezed out, with loss to farmers who did not stop| “Is it fe house? Are you the ates to think that ‘you can raise no more stuff on four- | landlord?” asked Biddy Hen happily. 4 £ T'll_ be most happy to look at it.’ * ‘ hundred-d “Yes, these are all my haus ee pa “4 a ry said the bad lit lin, waving his ! ce y ‘ = gt ed hand 9 a weep. tam! | § Ce ‘ : ; Caer : 2 : ' mal ~ i your rent’ # td ha ot c ai " 4 og 0 esas tine is Cg you leave home often, Mrs, p “No, not when I'm setting” said | | tags will get cold and not hatch, f Fl AND ‘YoU'V] Got THIS | ae ene’ weiter atane Soh, aed thew you can help me cut Ro = . B : =, an Cpl for. paste sas tt oo ke ut Ca wamhere's the bathroom,” said yf SS have to register,” oo f Ree