The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 12, 1926, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune| ’ An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company,| — puma. N. D,, eal Becrd at heed postoffice at said, ismarck, as second class mail matter. | eral, we will be moving on.” George D. Mann. -President and Publisher | Is it any wonder that Lee’s men were ready to idie for him? $7.20 | + 720 | one of his cavalry chiefs, paired for dinner with two plain privates of the rearmost rank! The privates backed away,-stammering excuses, jmaking for the door, But they did not vench it. Ante were stopped by Lee himself. “Sit down and help VOUTEELY eS, Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year... Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck). . 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All rights of republication of all other matter | thrill after another.’ + herein are also reserved, Then the copy goes on to ask if it could be God | | that youth is groping for, with these physical pleas- ' | pres “but the shadow the mirrored reflection of al Th Ils in Church Kansas City business men inserted a full- -page | 00 | =. vertisement in a newspaper on Easter Sunday, | urging “flaming youth” to get the “new thrill” of ‘church ‘on Easter morning. Foreign Representatives G, LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT | capacity for spiritual enjoyment whose depths you | Tower Bldg. . me Bldg. ; {have never sounded.” PAYNE, BURNS AND SM i NEW YORK 2 . Ls ae Bldg. | Because Christ lived intensely and died a young | {man, perhaps he knows the problems of youth, the lad surmises. Well, perhaps that’s one way of getting them | into church. But the pastor of St. Nicholas’ church, ; Wallasey, England, relies a little more on the powe: {of suggestion. One of the stained glass windows in that church depicts two golfers in plus-fours. | | They are supposed to be going to church before their | Sunday sport on the links, ' Getting the young into the churches seems to be | jone of the problems of the day. { (Official City, State and County Newspaper) American Forest Week i President Harding first issued proclamations des- | ignating seven days in the year to forestry educa- tion. The idea originated on the Pacific Coast in 1920 and has grown in popularity throughout the nation until now practically every state cooperates with the federal authorities in American Forest Week. Gov. Sorlie in his proclamation sets aside these days for intensive instruction upon the value of re- forestation. He emphasizes the need in a_prairic state for groves and shrubbery. The United States Department of Agriculture has set forth briefly what reforestation means: An Autocrat’s Job An attack upon Mussolini by a deranged woman | merely reflects that the way of the dictator is hard. | He who prospers by the sword often dies by the | built through force may finally be destroyed in the | same way. | | In doing much for Italy, Mussolini has made his | {country pay a heavy price. The price almost in- | volves the loss of parliamentary or representative | government. Benito actually is the state. He takes | the attitude of the French Bourbons who used to | | declare that they were the state. | Mussolini doubtless saved Italy from ‘evolution: | His fascisti checked the progress of the radicals. But | the pendulum has swung to the other extreme, Na- turally, Mussolini’s life and regime is in danger. Intrigue is the chief weapon of the opposition and force of arms that put Mussolini where he is may topple him from his lofty post as it did in the case of so many dictators of Rome before him. Italy some day will tire of the price Mussolini Reforestation means the renewal and perpetuation of tree growth. In the main, its object is to rear and harvest on the same land, in an unending round, successive H timber crops. Unlike many natural re- { sources, forests can be used and regrown | forever and forever. Continuous produc- tion of tree crops on land best suited for that purpose is the aim of forestry. President Coolidge, in a speech before the Na- fional Conference on Wood Utilization, s: “Strange as it may seem, the American people, bred for many generations to forest life, drawing no small measure of their wealth from the forests, have not yet ac- uired the sense of timber rop. Im- ; a Sense si eaeehien a cnvae ica Sao too exacts. Liberty cannot, be throttled forever in the ry rough Fotis gor for tilling, Ravaunee land that produced a Cavour and a Garbaldi: s ir vi i rth awakened us to their vast potential wo One. of the. cotpférta of ome liasyou-otten: have "as growers of wood. Fully one-fourth of Is our land area ought to be kept in forest— something to show for your bills. | = © not poor dwindling thickets of scrub, but ety Ge Wn cues i Die at eg nie for bridges and houses A drink was once considreed good for a cold. Now and ships.” a cold is considered good for a drink. North Dakota should support the reforestation} Who remembers away back yonder when Babe movement. The problem is vital to the future wel- % fare of the nation. United States is using its tim-} pugilist? ber supply four times as fast as that supply is be- Pee * ing replaced through growth. Public thought and individual action, are necessary to provide for fu- . tute needs, Editorial Comment O, Tempora! O, Turpitude! Liberalism “Tell me, what is truth?” once challenged a wise (The Nation) And so today the challenge goes forth to define that border line where the fit meets the unfit, the pure the impure, the chaste the lewd, the beautifu! the ugly. = A story called “Hatrack,” published in a maga- zine, the avowed creed of which is “beauty and free- % dom,” causes the arrest of its celebrated editor, Henry L. Mencken. #Unfit, impure, obscene,” howled the morality cen- sofs reading this poignant story of a drab hill-billy Pestitute denied her little fleeting glimpses of beau- ty as seen at revival meetings. “Artistry,” chant art creators, pointing out the beauties of the story. Where is this border line? If content is the test, . the Old Testament, the Talmud, the Koran, reek with obscenity. Boccaccio’s “Decameron” and even that quasi-childhood classic, “Gulliver's Travels,” are suggested as meat for the morality calamity-howl- & ers. Old Smollet’s “Roderick Random” paints the fair cheek with blushes. Paragraphs fram Dickens and Scott and Shakespeare, of course, might offend some. Take the whole mammoth shelf of so-called “classics” and purge them of that very content, the publication of which puts, Mencken in jail, and ‘we will have but empty covers ‘napping in the wind. pear on the campus. The committee was formed after university authorities, through Dean E. E. the same week excluded Scott Nearing and the noted fundamentalist, W. E. Riley, from campus meet- ings, A semblance of consistency was gained by excluding both a radical and a reactionary speaker at the same time, but in reality the ban works only against the radical: Mr. Riley may appear on the campus under the auspices of student clubs, while Mr. Nearing is refused the privilege of appearing on the campus under any auspices. This action comes with particularly bad grace from a univer- sity which employs on its faculty a bitter anti-So- viet partisan, Prof. Sorokin, who is much in demand locally as a speaker against Communism. We hope that the university will be successful in the coming battle between Fundamentalists and the Liberals, in which Riley and his cohorts will attempt to pass the Tennessee law through the Minnesota legisla- ture, but the university is at fault in the exclusion of Mr. Nearing. Social liberalism is quite as funda- mental as scientific liberalism. The action of the administration at the University of Minnesota created such widespread resentment among students and professors that arrangements were promptly made for off-campus lectures to stu- dents by Mr. Nearing. Fei setter fn. Gobs, Attention! American feats of arms in foreign lands always awaken a little feeling of pride in us, no matter how trivial the victory. | Two American sailors recently were placed in jail | int: Venice following a battle with a Venetian crowd. It all began-when a mess attendant showed his con- tempt 1 for Italian money by tearing up a quantity of lire in front of a cafe on the Piazza San Marco Réamonstrations by the populace are said to have in. eluded a thumping over the head with a stout stick. Bot—a group of sailors was passing at about that time. “Many heads are undergoing repairs in Venice to- di } Unemployment Wages (Illinois State Journal, Springfield) The clothing manufacturing industry is one in which serious study has been given to relations be- tween employer and employe and all the problems; that infest seasonal operation and employment. Witi the study have gone experiments. Theories have been tried out, sometimes with success and some- ‘times with failure. contributed much to the sum total of. knowledge in this field. One phase which is very interesting is the scheme of paying compensation to men out of employment through no fault of their own. ee “Men, you need this food more than we do,” he | Come, gen- | | The add listed as youth’s pleasures the Chartes- | sword or to paraphase it in Benito’s case, power | Jt \ Ruth was a baseball player and Jack Dempsey alwe sat in the seats where anyone! Nicholson and President L. D. Coffman, had during | terrible lie. Altogether the industry has | two tall bushes stood, {the magic shoes THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE 4 = ‘HER THE SHOCK Ps REAL IZATION “I was not sure at first that I had heard aright and I must have looked at Lola Lawrence with an uncompre- hending stare, for I had stopped stock still facing her when I realized what she had been saying. Conae- auently she repeated the words, this | time a little more loudly. “"T said,’ she reiterated, ‘I don’t see why you keep on working. “Do you for one moment think you are fooling anyone but yourself, when you keep this place while wll the time, dressed in the most gor- geous importations that Madame Se- ria brings over, you are dining and| ope going with Buddy Tremain . “‘He must have fallen for hard for he never took me to ‘the opera and sat in his mother's box. When we-went, which was not often, you! | That’ works. who had five dollars could sit. Of! course, I know that he was crazy} about high-brow music and you are! much cleverer than I was, to go with him to the opera every night during the season. | couldn't stand so much eaterwalling and I told him so./ Perhaps I might have done it if 1} could have sat in the golden horse- | shoe. I wonder what his mother! thought »bout it. How was Buddy} Students of the University of Minnesota have] able to make your appearance there | room, formed a free speech committee to demand the right | * of Communist and fundamentalist speakers to ap-| rence. I right with the family!’ “IT managed to interrupt Miss Law-, “P don't know what you mean,! Miss Lawrence, but I do know that! what you are intimating is a most| I do go to the operai OWN WAY Girl of Today i ‘with Mr. Tre m lime think T was going to i It will only be @ Tele |? | Rit ny a y Feeding Time re re | | Youthful and beautiful, Barbera {Brown finds her charms a curse. | With just one dime left she goes to @ New Year's party given by mys- terious Nan Addms. Here she at- tracts the wealthy host, J. B. Hardt- | man, connoisseur of youth, in the morning Barbara awakens | to find Nan gone in a huff, with the servants accepting her as thetr new | mistress. She revels in the lucuries {of her new life for a while and then, frightened, calls at Hardi- | man's offices for a showdown, He takes her back and attempts to wreak his passions on her, She repulses him—and finds her clothes gone in the morning. She escapes 1 from the house in men's clothes and goes forth adventuring, Now go on with the story. \ - delly Beans An early rising Somervillian | morning with an incredible story. “You should be grateful, Misa | Fenster,” he informed his secre- tary, “that you've got a job and a home. Coming down to work today it was stopped—or accosted—by a j shabby young feller—or bum. He {nad a funny look in his face and | be told'me he was hungry. i “Asa rule I don’t approve of pan- handling—or begging on a public thoroughfare—and I wasn’t going to give him a cent. But I remarked le peculiar noise—or outery—issu- | img from his coat pocket. I asked him what it was and he took from | bis pocket a kitten, or small cat. {I asked him what he was doing, | carrying a kitten around like that. ; Guess what he said?’ Mies Fenster just couldn’t guess. “He told me'he was so desperate hungry that unless he could get money for a meal he intended go- ing into the woods or fields and ted that kitten to eat for break- people, the squirrels and rabbits and woodchucks and all the others like to think that they jes, that’s all. . do you are smarter than really think h disliked. collect my rents but it is because} 0% the thirty-second we both love it. Iam going to be aj month and this is the thirty-second singer some day. Tortentio is teach-| @¥,0f the month in. Fairylan ing me, and he is so pleased with] going to F my voice he is perfectly willing to wait until he makes me a successful r for his remaneration.’ ld stuff! Old stuff, young wo- Tortentio and Tremaine made an opera singer until Tremaine got tired of me and then he got Tortentio to write |g, me a note saying he had found my voice would never come up tg the | Mister Tingaling. “Of | course we Isn't the meadow, and the garden and the whole world Fairyland in the spring?” (To Be Continued) ae onyright, 192 EA Service, Inc.) res and | ‘sauna and Road Conditions j dings at 7 a. m.) roads good. roads good, lear, 32; roads good. roads good. Forks——Clear,: 40; requirements of grand opera and as he only took pupils who showed great Deomiag, he must decline to keep me ‘ou will get such @ note. the way that Buddy Tremaine 1 thought you knew all about ere-—you taking lessons io? Tasked stammeringly.| Grand roads “Yes, I certainly was, but I will| good. bet my future existence that I Jamestown—Clear, 44; roads good. stopped the day you began. What lear, 46; roads good day did Tortentio write you a note telling you he had decided you were a “best bet” and he was willing to teach you “on spec,” as it, wa he was so sure you would make good? Racer ‘lear, 38; roads f. “‘T don’t rememter,’ I said halt- gly, as T turned to walk out of the |-——___________.@|__“P'm very Lier Far oid Deans,” pri dara, Htiss Lawrence stepped torvard||» A THOUGHT || *™ quickly, took hold of my shoulders | “I gave that young tramp a half Lest I should be exalted above | dollar. I love animals or dumb measure through the abundance of| brutes of any other description. pike rarolabea there was given to] Take a letter.” thorn in the flesh, a messenger At the moment the young tramp nd. pulled me around so she could looks in my face. NEA Service, Inc.) (Copyright, 1926, NE: TOMORROW: + Musions Shattered | | me money when they don't WA! by OLIVE ROBEDTs BADTol THE FAIRY RENT COLLECTOR fobody waseworking the radio, No- body was even thinking of e Twins were looking for their kites to fly. But “Whoo! suddenly the radio went, Whee! Whoo! Whee~-eee!" “The idea!” said Nick. “What in the world’s wrong with the’ crazy thing?" “— wenfier!” said Nancy staring a it, But they were soon to know, for al a minute they heard a voice sa faintly, “It’s me! It’s me! Mister ‘I galing! Look for the magic shoes. They're right beside you. Look and see! I’m Mister Tingaling, the fairy landlord. And I have to collect rents. | And I want you to go along. Put on| and meet me be-| tween the lilac bush and the snow-/ ball bush at half past one.” The radio went, AWhtaot Whee!” | adventure, sure as up, Nan, the clock sa; ‘ now and those two bushes are away down by the gate. Off came their evePythy shoes and on went the fairy shoe And instantly the Twins were be- ing carried along without the trouble | of even taking a step, right feepey | the house and down the steps and down the path to the gate where Or Underneath the bushes it was quiet | j and dark and green—a sort of bower, you know. Exactly the Place you; would expect to find a fairy! And pushing the leaves nolde and | stepping into the mysterious dark | Piet hat's exactly what the Twins | id fin ie i 3 5 Kindness Wins Men is a quality of gentlemanly kindness that pires leaders and wins men. That may be one why the soldiers of the Confederacy were to follow Gen. Robert E. Lee to the cannon’s uth. ‘This little incident, related by an ex-sol- r to one of Lee's biographers, Maj. Gen. Sir Fred- ck Maurice of the British army, is an example. i 1864, the private and a friend were for- entered a little farmhouse near Fred- A kind old lady invited them to eat, was just about to feed some other of the two privates washed up in prepara- ral. the dining room, they were amased|sonal fluctuations, The actual practical operation table, Bod Lee | of the plan naturally attracts national’ attention a A prominent Chicago manufacturer whose gooda are known the world over recently had to lay off ‘one hundred and fifty cutters. Automatically, dollars required, the company furnished forty-eight ‘thousand six hundred and sixty-six dollars and the employes the rest. - ing clothing making. It is an earnest desire of out | fairym: ‘of a fund provided for that purpose, each one drew | an pe cream ‘tive hundred dollars. Of the seventy-five thousand | feather in it, and 28, COee a very + This unemployment compensation plan is one of bella, the latest mediums devised for the purpose of ateady- | Your” he Not a beautiful gauzy fairy, like! Silver Wings, but a fat jolly litt! as round as a barrel and | ¢ like the moon. He ware | saucer hat with a with a large pocketbook pencil and book. “Howdy, folks,” said he siniahly: “I’m Tingaling, Mister \Tingaling. got that name from ringing pl j But ts remember me, don’t | ed anxiously. re ¥ do,” said the Twins ie indeed, could for, very large hoth sides to stabilize the industry and reduce the et dear int eons little fellow if t “6 hazards and losses that always are incident to sea-| one sie “7 him! “We helped you before. It was Wands” of | fun,” added, iat Ie thay what you call. it. and weed people and all the other ’ uabtinsuvuriaminorameaeamainnemen oa jatan to buffet mem? Cor. 12:7, | was preparing to erapple are an Temptations are @ file which rub| @DDetite the para gait ye off much of the rust of self confi-| Cowld not recall out of eighteen But all the time one could see that dence,—Fenelon. fed he was secretly delighted at ».bei remembered. That is one thing abo! fairies, children. They do hate to be forgotten, even fat fairies. Agother thing that pleased him was\to know that the Twins had had | to.” eh at ALL ARE YOUNG NOW New York, April 12—There are no more old. somen—st least. judging j by the demand for shoes, Accord- ‘oad time. ing to data retently compiled, the ° We had a perfectis, splendid| woman of 70 wears the same thin qertiee and Gonghnuts, 10c/ time.” said Nancy. “And I. don’t| as the girl of 16, and. the soft,| NO Classic of elegant rhetoric; think people dislike pits their round-toed footwear grandmother rents, It’s just.that the Out-of-Door used to wear is meeting no sil brief; to wage MR. TeTT-TROS, THs | gS P-P- P- PACK: P= "ACKAGE half dolla: ii ; would the plump: little business ys have given her-the coin? And, expected in payment! Only men can claim something for nothing. ‘Women must sell. Glory be to pants! Glory ‘be to the open road end to Alley, the kitten, which had brought her luck when the star of came to his insurance office that| jar it be had, what might he not have} ,, MONDAY, APRIL 12, 1926 “Cie Beatin Boman of lap advent nif highay” isNob ‘WHLIS Published by errangereat with Sirat National Pictures Inc, final investment in the delicious coffee and scrumptious doughnuts or, prudently, take away fifteen cents In-change, She emerged trom the lunchroom solvent, Jingling ber dime and ftckel a rily she paraded before the M: Street atore windows. It was pleas: ant to window-shop with no intent to buy. It gave one So vast a scope, She paused before a stationery shop and looted itg window display with her eyes. One object was pricemarked 16 cents—a pocket knife, Just the thing to have in: the event of an encounter, say, with a tiger or a wild rose. She entered and bought, cig storekeeper banded her a cari What's this tor?” she asked. “Might get ‘you a fifty-dollar gold piece, son.” “What do I have to do?” “Count them jelly beans.” He tex her attention to a great glass with dozens or millions of the multi-colored comfits. “Bee: ruanio’ this stunt to vig trade. This is the last day o contest 80 you're lucky to get fo it, Idea is, how many beans in that there jar? If you guess the nearest to the right number of the beans ia the jar, well—” pointed to a tasty yellow, red, pur; and green placard op the counter which ended bis eluc.de tion for him: Rudega e ‘fs 2; with MONEY TALKS mn a S90 cee “I’m very good at aa Selly beans,” predicted Barba She leaned, on the counter and fumbled in her pockets. She found the fragment of envelope on which, once long ago, she had added up her frank estimate in dollars and cents of her worth as a girl on the front doorstep of experience. 44,388 Pe have to revise that—down or “she mused. But the matter of moment was computation oe Jelly beans. What was Taat ae ure? She made out the total drawn under the ancient accounting— $443.88. “My guess— che abandoned plans to go at the problem by algebra and finishing-school Euclid —‘my guess is 44,383,” The storekeeper handed her pen- cll and blank .pad and instructed: “Put down the number and your name and address twice.” td hesitated and then wrote firm! “No, 44,388, Bob Brown, ville.” With her duplicate eer ed she turned to leave. “We annoutce the winner at noon,” the shopkeeper called after her. “You never can tell.” She loafed away the balance < the forenoon in pure brainless Joyment of the fact of pent under warm sun. By noon she had exhausted all the possibilities of Somerville. She doubled dowa Main Street to retrace her way to State road and further invest With catlike agility she to cleim, in the front row of spec THE EXACT NUMBER OP BEANS IN THIS JAR IS 45,000. THE WINNING ESTIMATE 2 44,388. “Catch him,” somebody yelled. “He's passin’ out.” She was vinioned: and She jerk aS elt Sie Give me I need itt I'm Bob Narcissus Kenosha Slim addressed himself, on the crest of a wave of eloquent indignation, to six Holsteins in a fleld of stubble. “The measly tightwad!” he ha rangued. “He grafts a half yaré ‘and won't give a pal a smell.” He turned and caught up with irhara, who was trudging reso onward, bo,” Kenosha whined ia Tim on'y a a 7 ey ptt, like I halt call toc feisgears. 4 h ° “Barbara was deat. iat, Kenosha was far from dumb. Wasn't I right there in the front row when they turned that gold piece over to you? Don't rate my rapott, You wouléa' le} noid out a He fell into step with Barbara and shuffied along at her side ip in- Here was a acohen of the itin- erant profession that threatened ead, | to ruin ber entire day. Kenosha Slim—thus ee plamp hobo had ta- troduced himself, fondly, enthust- asticaily, on Somerville’s main Barbara's "wo = Lenten. he + been admitted to the only Al 1 rich, Be te tea ae iB. ”