The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 18, 1926, Page 4

PAGE FOUR Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at} Bismarck, as second class mail matter. George D. Mann “The ...President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carri Daily by mai Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck).... Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota Member Audit Bureau of Circul Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also | the local news of spontaneous origin published here- All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved, per year, (in Bi: Foreign Representatives LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Tower Bldg. RL BURNS AND S| Kresge Bldg. | Fifth Ave. Bldg. | (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Roses For Thugs? Forty high school youths in Detroit form a band | of automobile thieves—Survey reveals that one of the favorite pastimes of Chicago school imitating bootleggers and gunmen, with the aid of | toy cap pistols— Those are two of the tit-bits in the day's There is some great food for the various associations | for the prevention of crime to try to digest. and deliver to the world plenty of antidotes. sorts of sonorous | groups of really earnest men and women who think best to cope with the situation. to correct the criminal | ide from this single | remedy, all talk is so much soap cast upon the | they are doing thei But there is only one wa: There is one way in which youths of the fresh- | nage can be taught the simple beauties of truth There is one unfailing way to teach that violation w is punishable, is the way to the w For, there is an age when you cannot talk to ive action is required. And, just a few hangings in Chicago would help to cause the gun-toting gentry there to pause and ponder, <9 a bit of strap oil, appropriately delivered, would be the most humane treatment that could he given to errant Johnny. A couple of Chicago boys held up a mother on All the orations of De- stopped them. youth, a day when s her way to the grocery. mosthenes couldn't ha smacking might do a world of good. Let’s quit giving thugs roses and prayers. Business Failures Explained Prcbably one of the most impressive features is the great number of failures If one takes the pains to go ubeut the streets of a large city, there is every evidence of a number of changes in the ownership of various small busine: made a study declares that the direct result of failures of these small weak ventures, is sheer in- of business statisti in the retail field. One expert who has rite ‘dividual case may not be large, in the aggregate, however, it reaches an imposing sum. It is not easy to explain all the motives that induce people of no business experience to engage s, but there is one outstand- ing cause, and that is the intense desire of every- ‘one to become his own boss. any other consideration, and creates inabil individual to understand or appreciate the signifi- cance of his move. Becoming one’s own boss is often a delusion and There are so many opportunities in the field of employment today that a salaried man often enjoys as much freedom as the boss at the helm, who happens to own the business. Henry Ford, one of the greatest employers of] of New York state. in various enterpr This often overshadows your big book?” asked Mister Rubadub. “The March Hare looked at his book through his big spectacles and said, “Grubby Groundhog-—he's next. really should be almost the first per- son to go to the Land-Where-Spring- Ts-Coming. And here he is, still fast ‘usleep in his house between the fence | and the potato-patch!” “[ know a story about him “If he comes out of hi and sees his shadow on the s of February, he goes back in again for six weeks longer. “Stuff and nonsense and air-sauce! said the March Hare. now to have any shadow. Or at least he’d have to stand up twice to make Why he hasn’t had a bite to eat since twelve o’clock on the last And he’s as hungry a: three hunters.” At this last dreadful March Hare shivered, but, he went y quickly that he was going Id Grubby out of his hole at THE INEVITABLE QUESTION lo!s voice was raspy. had given him. i that _men ‘were “My dear Jus y, men are the most But I don’t want to talk about He's too thin | talk about you. home and marry Becker. a free country? Can't you do as you please? I thought all that old melo- 4 on to é 2 to get ol Fa oneesit ¢ You see, he has four doors to his house, and if he knows we're going to get him to be spring-cleaned, he’s likelp to sneak out another ‘would be a disgrace to any commun- Fairy Queen would dicen at een wou! arge me nce-—Hubadu too, if she oe him.” went the Twins and the March ‘to Grubby Groundhog’s house } meereen the fence and the potato at see ORY doors i , Before he left, the March Hare had put a big shiny red anple into his but in 1925 it’s the} TOMORROW: For the Sake another hall, then along that to a doorway—his ‘on out, Grubby,” he called. Grubby Groundhog, on out. Come out and see I've got @ surprise for labor in the United States, has emphasized in his characteristic way, the increasing opportunities | in the field of employment. A man often rises to great wealth and influence while on the pay roll of a corporation. Being in business is not always preferable to being employed by a business, A Good Slogan J. S. O’Keef, the Boston florist who created the | is to be honored with | a gold medal incrusted with a floral design an precious stones, Mr. O'Keef of the best ever de society and many business houses seem to think it necessary to have a slogan, the device has becn | overworked, but Mr. O’Keef's contribution is dir and persuasive. This phrase, doubtlessly, has brought money int. | the cash till of every florist in the country, and Mr. | O’Keef is dese ng of some recognition. It is not so many years ago that college and} university trained men found it hard to enter busi- | New the tables have turned completely. | College is educating for business, A man who de- | nes | sires a classical education can get it, but for the |man who feels that he must employ his college | years to prepare himself for immediate entrance! in commercial fields, the average college is ready | to serve. College men are now in as much demand | as the graduate from the school of hard knocks. : Employers have come to realize that a college education is a fine preparation for business prob- | lems. This condition has inspired many others to | seek a college education, while the old view belittled | a college career and often kept many from seek- | ing the inspiration of higher learning. | | Editorial Comment | Paid For (Dearborn Independent) A rather worn motor car made its way down the | road, Its pep belied its evident age. It had start- | ed long ago, a shiny new thing, but though it had | lost its shine and newness, it was still going strong, | its inmost heart untouched by the superficial trib- | utes paid to time. Gaily it sailed along, patches of brown rust showing here and there. On wooden spokes were places bare of paint. But the sturdy chug of its engine belied its external forlornness. It came and passed, and lo! upon its broad but shabby back this legend: “You May Laugh At Me, But I'm All Paid For.” And that rather stops the laugh. It starts people | Unlike most “staties” that thinking on another tack. She’s a shabby old bus maybe, but she belongs to the aristocracy of inde- pendence for all that—when she’s all paid for. | would he proud to wear. e A New Quadruped in Politics (New York World) : This Ovis poli of Marco Polo sheep which Mr. Roosevelt has brought home mounted is very clearly an animal which should impress every one. One need only look up its pedigree to see that. is an undomesticated, hollow-horned ruminant, of the family Bovidae. The angulated horns, long, slender, with frontal gibbosities strongly developed, | chief’ hav much wider lateral extent than the horns | room with Henry Sora thermore, he had told them that th of the Ovis ammon. The wrinkles: on the lateral surfaces are but slightly developed. The summer pelage, viewed from the dorsal aspect, is a light, speckled brown, with face and chest white. In] portant i ie int that winter the pelage is rufous in tinge. The crumen units tmurdes or sub-orbital face gland is present but rudimen- tary. Dentition is remarkable for the narrow mo-| Olga M. ance was somehow lars. No distinct ruff is present. Weight varies, reaching in adult rams 325 pounds or more. In distribution the ordinary O. poli and the O. poli carelini are found on the Thiam Shan plateau, north of Hunza, through the Semirchinsk Altais and Pamirs to the valley of Amu Daria. To pass final judgment on this remarkable ani- mal and to decide just what shall be done about him is the urgent daty of the Republican party re democratic.” thought o: have been the bee's oe Appearances. ion is survived hi four sisters and ‘ive brothers: Fun. 4 -_| eral services were held this afternoon And when the groundho~ took his| at 2 ‘crclock. at the Lutheran hureh 2 to get ready for his| with Rev. C. J. Fyiling officiating! 4 J bs Burial took place in the Union ceme- 4 100) a sf Two men who tried to get into a uJ chain store in Birmingham, Ala, got in gang instead, But here it is. What He lifted his “No, nor do 1. you make of it?” Perhaps without wouldn't, but there are his featur : ars make a lot of chang Los Angeles man from his pajamas and escaped from simple phrase of four words is one | “I's him without # doubt. 1 ed. In this age when every | Chicago =will have a Ht should be a real quiet The stub in traced THOMAS FOGARTY, a politi- cal boss, who says he gave it to A jeach word as he uttered i ‘She knew alot! wouldn't hav than she| Patty, hut he doesn't say what min- MAYNARD, a cabaret re . , | Something thom saM: been’ shocked at about this busine | cured to let on. {you can’t make me be! Jimmy mects and falls in love with MARY LOWELL, encounters Ola. lieve any differ- | She faints at hearing police want her for mur- with SAMUEL | you ent. {ee You think she had anything to do; | with the murder?” discouragement. |to have shrunk; came into his ey: “Pm not. sayi iin on it, Rand. Hine eked in, have thought he was out Our philosophy ends every night and starts out new she did. But she’s | #881" baal ail! There was evidently; ja plot to get your father, an’ she} {knew about it. lit, and’ she knows why “Now you've i devil for shootin’ off my {the newspapers. holdin’ this back misunderstands, a despairing. look might have come into posses: of a man who “picked her two nights hefore the mui Jimmy receives mysterious w: ave Mansfield and later is altacked at night by (wo men, Birds buildidg They don’t try to.make them | larger than they did last year. “Temperatur Road Conditions | (Mercury readings at 7 8. m.) With Jimmy and Mary ea- Church gets “LI suppose you are, but my God) {ells Simmy this when they meet iy icutonant, 1 can’t conceive of that and he, trying to hurt her, ac- cuses her of marrying for money. That evening Jimmy and Olga see, in an auto? a man they hoth recognize—she as the man who got the stub, he as one of his at- The man and hix com- panion escape. ognize his police picture as that of IKE JENSEN. motoring with runs over a dog. ness causes peo to It’s beyond me. have a bit of faith left in! roads f human nature.” | St. Cloud—Clear, 32; roads good. " think now of my Part cloudy, ° 30; explained the the knidnapin’ nothin’ but a f {think I’m cra: ‘argo-—Clear, 26; roads good. Y alone in a mad} Mandan---Rainin, had learned. from 0’D: the effort'to check back on thi Olga’s apartment n to x booth in a b ter, explaining, forgets to ma dimmy gets a phone call from Olga, saying she has found Ike ut the office hoy Rochester —Cle gasping cry and he rushes to her pasha tell Tew upartment to find vhe is gone. He thinks she has murdered—which he While he and po- lice are in the apartment a mys- calling up Mary Loweil and explain- ing the whole mad busi But a certain stiff-backed attitude * UGHT | — If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let y right hand forget her cunning.— doesn't know. advances restrained him. himself, he“ had put all such ideas out of his head. | He was here for a purpose. But he wondered give him her sympathy of sympathy. ‘seemed that no one understood him. His time could hardly be called his Reporters were in almost. con- Maynard.| stant attendance and Mrs. King, his e al-!landlady, had “fold them that her lowed to die out after a few days of roomer, Mr. Rand, “and a gentleman there was an ele-/ if ever there was one,” had\been shot ster, a touch of the; at one night. ae one that kent the} mind you.” paket y ed up to a pitch of high ex-! It is a legend that many a big important car | citement. : , him, threatening his they killed h NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY What exile from his ceuntry 2 | ek. NEWS BRIEFS | i mysterious own. RE ARR Ewert, former treasurer, may be : Clark, United States attorney, said at Sioux Falls. sensational p “Right in his room, something of a He was conscious of stares as walked through the streets and overheard people point him out 5 He even began otes, on scented paper Returning to retrieve some pack- ages which were scattered after she plunged through the jee, and had news was dead, und for that reason | he the city editors welcomed it. | sensation followed sensation. O'Day had hinted vague ive to the papers.” right about one thing. There was no i further attempt to molest him, and i there were no more mysterious tele- or warning eres a it did break, it swept him off It] his feet, and sent him down to see; O'Day with blood in his eye, raging! and full of fight. O'Day had told the reporter: ‘iven them to cove ed the next day, he told Jimmy, to stick the thing out with him. this about Olga May- being kidnaped?” F papers back home have ou're famous. ill! Your mug has been splashed all over though her expla ‘atisfaciory enough, she had figured theretof in the chain of evidence] known than Rudy ad all that pub- Mooney’s in New! s found out this much, at} jleast--that Marie Real's stage name! buzzed and|was Marie Rellane. Of course, every- heard of Marie The murder of! no idea the lady was suc! She was the toast of the | ; eountry when I was a little He told Jimmy Lis And the whole of the yellow stub. Henry Rand, although na distant town, w: denly brought home to | Man: Street corner idlers hazarded stran; SS RAY & 6" ZT she's dropped “But. Mooney p guesses as to the motive that prompt- out of sight, at least temporarily. a He's hopeful, though, of locating her captains of industry summoned offi 8001 boys to run out and grab the latest; “God, Barry, if this thing isn’t} Stenographers discussed it! cleared up soon I'll go mad.” over their lunch, and housewives over It supplied trolley, car conversation for homegoing boo! keepers and mechanics. Buck up, Jim. the back fence. whet do you think the {to Olga Maynard 1 he finding of} picture and what! O'Day thought of it. “You were a fool, Jim, for trust- ing that womi He turned savagely on Barry, the words that were It wasn’t fair He told Barry about t! fair to me to drag o be patient. derstand, my boy. If you think this is going to turn the town against Olga Maynard, you I laughed and then I blushed, for 1,1 didn’t want Jimmie to know why Id see that he had felt the cuts! Dad had insisted I should marry which the presumedly society young| Charlie Becker. I hesitated as I tried to decide how much I should tell this ys thought it was only| clever Irishman and how much I men and girls that kept up tnat| should keep to myself. I had always thought! “You know, Jimniie, Dad thinks a girl ought to marry as soon as she can. He thinks that some man must snobbish animals on earth. ‘hey| always be the master of a girl's des- seldom cut one of your sex but they|tiny. Father is the best judge, a can be nearer to one of mine and not| cording to himself, as to what I see them than one would think pos-| should do and say and think, ‘until my husband appears on the scene men or women in general, I want toj and then he's perfectly willing to turn the management over to him. “You say that if you didn’t stay| I don’t think it would make any par- here and work, you'd have to ¢o| ticular difference to Father if the Isn't this] young man had the worst of reputa- tions. He still has that lie implanted; opened a drawer. it in his brain that a girl.ean marry a na stuff .went out with the old|man and reform him. I don’t want s of our grandfathers.” that kind, Jimmie, I want to think. Jimmie struck an attitude right in it to work, I want to be some- the middle of the sidewalk, and pro-| thing and somebody all by myself. “Don't you ever think of marrying, ou must marry Sir] Jud: Don’t you expect to fall “ George Heathcock, or your father| love some time? I always thought | Pi will go to prison and your mother| that was the only thing a girl die of shame.” Me ey i me back to garth and| “Tut, tut, man. It’s a side issue! Whether you recognize i gain tucked me under his arm and | with most of the girls today. ; s i (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.)| the picture, p..kered in a worried if Vague premonition held him in his mind! s bowe:l his hea would have been better, least, had they kept her in jai have been safe, if not comfortable.” They sat up and talked, of Grafton and Janet and Jimm: ryone does. They think sh n of some mysterious plot.’ bout the right thing Maybe I am, \to do certainly i Jimmy bitterly patient, Rand. 's mother, until! I've got some- i yawned sleepily and went to thing in the back of my old noodle. When you're as old as I a1 i t a man doesn’t lose anyj is brains when he passes forty. | is thing to fiil the pa-} Bar: The wires are carrying it all| heard T want Marie Real, if she’s; snore ive, to step out and supply some* information that I think “And another thing.” grimly as he walked t But there was no sleep far i sat and gazed resting figure, | the thought of the picture| n use. they had foun’ in Olga’s raom rose) His jaw set to ‘torture him is desk and | night. ATo Be Continued) every time I opened my mouth and! said something you didn't looking for facts. Do you see this’ He held it in front of Jimmy's! Bie paid palpi even shaved too, Its delicate fragrance is so delectable! I didn’t need to put anything on it when This new different soap’ is at’ your I finished—my skin was so cool and soft.” ruggist’s and department stote; and gro- te “It is. Lad, it ix, It’s a Rand,’ taken when he wax « boy of about fifteen. At least, that’s the way I remember! im.’ “Where-—where to a groundhog are like, well—like ice cream soda to a little boy. In id there in a bed of moss and| about one-third of a minute his nose} leaves and bits of feathers and even fstarted to wiggle. strips of dried corn husks, lay Miste a3 some of h friends aed him, Minter Woot, { MANDAN NEWS 1) “Give me your knife, Nick,” whis- pered the March Hare. 124 Big and little—old and young eep health and pep when they wear . found it the other to watch the effect of Jimmy was shocked speechless. H Edward’ Johnson, aged 24, son of So Nick reached in his ket and| Mr. and Mra. Henry Johnson of Mai we the hare his nice little sharp|dan, former residents of Price and! well known in both vieinities, passed away Tuesday afternoon at 5 o'clock in a. Bismarck hospital following » the 's illness with pneumonia. Mr. Je is parents, 's upartment? 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