The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 3, 1926, Page 2

PAGE TWO “DOC” THINKS SOMETHING | MUST BE DONE Royal S. Copeland’s Mind Is: ‘That of a Noctor, Not of a Senator | BY CHARLES P. STEWART (Special Corre: Washington, March 3.-:Dr. Royal | §. Copeland of New York is a hard | @enator to account for. He isn’t hard to account for on the| i ground that he's a doctor, Medicine may not seem like a pro fession that should lead very natur- ally into politics, but it does, quite | frequently. Half a dozen doctors hold down | geats in the two houses of congress, | hot counting a couple of dentists. | Dr. Copeland's peculiarity is dif-} ferent. He must be an extreme} i F 1 mental equipme j mental equipment’s all right, bu a doctor's not a senator's. ntatives John J. Kindred} rk, W. T. Fitzerald of slas Lazaro of Louisana, . Irwin of Mlinois and J. Ww. nmers of Washington, all of | om are doctors, are congressional: | ly-minded, as well as medically so. Dr. Copeland isn’t. Was a Small Town Doctor Until 40 years old he was a com- paratively small town doctor—at ‘Ann Arbor, Mich. He was president of the school board and m dng the political insti a Had his district made him its rep- Tesentative it wouldn't have been Bnything to wonder at. But no. In middle life he stakes and relocated—in pulled New Copeland was a first class In medical circles he had a ‘national reputation, but politically his reputation was limited s ‘to Ann. Arbor, ‘New York is no easy place for a gmiddicaged provincial new arrival to} 3nake-a political dent in. Well, the “doc” began “syndicat- | Sng” health articles. They were good ones, but no better than some others. Jn any event, what did they have to alo with politics? Became Talked About | . They had this much to do with Ft they got Dr. Copeland talked about outside strittly medical cir- gles and won him the New York Ghoalth” commissionership, after he'd been 10 years in Manhattan. . Even wouldn’t seem to be a ‘stepping stone on and upward into the United States senate. So it proved, however. The “doc” has a charming: person- ality. He doesn't know the slightest thing shout legislation. They dhim in : bowknot every time he says but they do it gently. They His sentiments do him credit. For instance, the suffering caused by the coal strike exercised him dreadfully. He demanded action. “All said his fellow senators, “what's ‘your program”? “I haven't any,” re- Fplied the “doe,” “ I want some- thing done about it.” That’s “Doc” ‘Copeland. ~ IN THE BEST OF HUMOR i 1] Kans "crashed the gate ING STEPS to the Metropolitan Chemistry Teacher; This gas] Opera Hwuse the other day and a fs deadly. poison. ‘What steps consi able portion ‘of this, nation Mould you take if it should] S004 on tiptoes to peep every scex “aed All the world loves a Cinderella = Student of which Marion : Jolly long ones, sir! CAUTIOUS = She: Dearest, will you love me when I’m old? =: He: Love you? I shall idolize —er—youre not going to look like your mother are you? BUILT AT NIGHT * Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Pupil: You did. You said Rome} ; wasn’t built in a day. TRUE FRIENDSHIP * Jane: story about Ethel is true? ;, Joan: It must be. I heard it from her dearest friend. NOT ACTING Mr. Turner: Mrs. Turner: “Now, John, you know you never could act. DOESN'T NEED HELP| Father. My daughter, don’t give that young man any encourage- ment. Daughter: I don’t have to, father, he takes it. LUCKY 2 Mrs. Lewis: My maid left me without any warning. Mrs. Smith: Some folks are ducky; mine left me without any evel: WHICH NIGHT? = Customer: When you sold me “this medicine you said it would cure ‘me in a night. = Chemist: - Yes, but I didn’t say “what night.” £ SIGHTSEEING epi you \ visit Venice on your oon ? oT really don’t know, deck bought ‘mill the tickets.” + Temperatures and, Road. Conditions (Mereury readings at 7 a. a Sag eae 6; roads ES a ee - i real ge erent) roads Do_you think that awful | Do you think that; ‘1 am acting the fool? i Bessie Randell, famous “flapper e t Y | Surgeon General, Uni Hi \ hi whot is several million of them spaced very comfortably in a drop of water or imilk, might harbor enough of them under | his finger people. Fl of them on their feet, ducing plants which grow in and de- growth, they not nourishment from our bod right,” | they produce poisons, “NEW ami her rise from a church choir of her dad who had tapped a tele- graph ke to suce i | | | the public might peep. a moment o i i he bride ef the Rev. Bert W. Bruf! after the ceremony. HOW GERMS OF TYPHOID SPREAD i CUMMING in ed States Pub- BY DR. HUGH ni b; 1 whieh must 1 fever usually in con- nking water and n to convey disease | b en contaminated, b pse germs get nd other foods inv: discharges of a into water and T milk the alvine who is suffering from the disease or person | ri of the germs. ants are so small that] v could be] vi ac The little to infect ilso can ca ulf a dozen | pi ry millions | Live on Body Typhoid germs are living, repro-| t their nourishment In their multipli only t: rive bodies. cells but whieh we call March “3.—-A d girl of 19 New plump, from test version. Millions rs, of her will ceident of her for 18 ed, and of the di Such was the foreground at which But come b: uge with me for ‘al, debut minor roles, jabber and prophesy and recall the coming of this singer and of that in /the old da; . But is new one-—what sort of voice she? one of them has heard it. lley’s voice has been guarded ly as a mon- ch's crown jewels. ‘For _ weeks she has Been guarded from her fel- low artists, whose curiosi all, only human, It is explained that she must be received as a stranger and on vocal merits, Should any of} her fellows hear, the air would soon be filled with ‘advance comments. This must not be, is further ex- plained. Only those in her cast may hear her voice and they are pledged | to silence. | | In a dressing room an Italian coach | PRETTIEST time outside of the body, and in milk which is not kept very cold they will lowed to stand at moderate or sum- swallowed to] 000 people in n-certain western state, without ai iably from] ber camp was established near the} Toll Traffi were thrown out on the ground with- or a typhoid carrier] out having been disinfected, and they washed into the river. gun to be stricken, and in less than 30 days, : THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE _ WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3, 1996. The inayorally of Siiville, Frange, a village of.316 inhabitants, has been in the same family 117 years. from-members of his company, plead ed guilty to grand larceny an sentenced to not more than 10 vara in state’s prison, i PHANTOM, GOLFER tom ier ae aroufd tle course Golfer ‘(to new member): They {tom go ‘ say this.club-is haunted—a phan-| New ss - In how many? \ |PHONE MEN TO | i Fargo.—Trial of Henry Ramsden and others on kidnaping charges ses p peep ace to November. * Grand Forks. Affirmative team iid ee Normal met Univer- sit , HOLD ANNUAL | 50th Neaiiveradey ot al phone’s Invention Will = | Be Celebrated Beach, N. D.- Special examiner for ‘interstate commerce commission is jhere to hold hearing on petitioneof iNorthern Pacific railway to change ‘its service on Beach-Oilie branch | from daily to tri-weckly. Minot, N. D., March 3: (®)—Tele- {phone executives and managers from | jall parts of North Dakota will gather | 10 and 11 for their! jannual s\ nvention and tocol jbrate the fiftieth annivers: n of the telephone on Mareh | Black ck Diamonds — (Free greatest lump: deposit of coal in the world ; lies. in, North Dakota, There, are 28,000 square mfles of lignite veins in,the western pert, of the state; more, than 500 billion. tons—more, in fact, than all the coal that has been found in England, ‘ ~ Germany and France combined. Wilson of the Stanley Telephone com- | The production of this coal is one of the infant industries pany, Stanley, N. Da and invocation | of the Northwest but it is, developing rapidly. In 1913 by: Rev. George wrift, rector of ‘the there were 495,. 320' tons mined, 790,548 in 1917; 1,435,605 President to Repo in, 1923, and close 9 observers expect the coal production in North Dakota i to.reach @ million and a half tony itn the 1925-26 year. rate Cheap: fuel means indpstrial devalseneet: ‘Today a.net~ work of high-power lines are radiating over North-BDakata, - fi rom these. coal fields, some extending into Montana, South Dakota, and Minnesota. Close by these fields of coal are clay, deposits of highest quality giving added assurance that the not distant future will see North Dakota in high rank among industrial states. The. establishment.of our office in Fargo is indicative of our faith in the future of North Dakota and the better to serve rapidly growing list of investors was a prompting Numerous: ethibita eae | the improvements which have been | made in the first crude telephon \be on displa: speakers wil sf jtheir ideas on the future develop- ; ment of the business, In add | automo! trips about the city ! | Minot and other ent ment, ‘dele. » | gates will be entertained on, the nighi jof March 10 with « dinner and: da | Tuesday morning session. will be givep’ over to the ousiness of the jconvention, including an address of | welcome by A. J. : of Minot; a response, by gelist” of Santa Ana,. Calif; is Photo shows the newlyweds | H. A. Brown of Cooperstown, pres- dent of the North Dakota, Telephone |’ association, will present his. annual report and committees will be ,ap- | pointed. At the Tuesday afternoon session iT, H. H. Thoresen, state tax com: i sioner, «will discuss the taxation ‘of |telephone property and a round table 4 discussion will follow. Features of the Wednesday pro-| gram are an address on depreciation reserve by F. F. Burchard, public ac- | countant, Grand Fork committees, the electio: rectors, and a talk terference” by E. H. Morris, engineer for the state railroad board. | The feature of Thursday's program ! will be a general discussion of radio its relation to tele- "he New Morrison, when mt be the laygest and tallest the world, containing 3,400 rooms Whenin , Chicago Stop at the HOTEL xins that make us ill, and often ill, Typhoid germs can live for a long which is al- nerease, and in milk ner temperature, they ,will increase | y millions of billions in a few hours. | The people of a little town of 10,- " Jon's few Feta oy were inking phone lines tes will be asked Tall oe th th arte pig Phase: be pleased to aid your investment plans milk.| water sha ‘ = ; - : va rrcam “uiso| with, and in great measure supplied | round: ae eS ee ai Ki a you: safe, conservative securities which have y a small river. The people had sddccaa by wi 'W. Ricker, division su-! | Closest in the elty to offices, earned our recommendation and are worthy of your con- eon drinking this water for 20 years) perintendent of traffic for the North- | theatres, stores and 'rail- fidence. i y bad effects until a lum-| western Bell company on “Improved Methods.” ' iver, a few miles above the wells. Its Rapid Spread One man in this lumber camp de-; | Pianta remntesemonms ye eloped typhoid fever and the al- STATE BRIEFS | —\__—_—_-__—_—-_-* ine discharges from this patient { Fairmont, Minn.-—Willard Jacks, ac- tor, charged with stealing wardrobes! LANE PIPER & JAFFRAY Inc Lees, Investment Securities 18 Magill Block—Fargo Before this atient had recovered from the Ws- ase, people in the little town had be- i 330 people had contracted yphoid) fever, of whom 30 died. MINNBAPOLIS SAINT PAUL ROCHESTER MANKATO , FARGO | politan artists grumble, The pasteurization, or boiling for} a few minutes, of milk, and the boil- ing of water, when it is of doubt- ful purity will remove all dangers from typhoid fever or from other milk or water borne diseases, works feverishly in the last hours to improve the Italian enunciation of the newcomer, “Eet is ver important,” cries the coach, “The voice is one thing, yes, and then the Italian is another. Outside a group of great Metro- They have just heard that the “free list” has been snqpended. So great is the de- mand for seats that no favors will be granted. It is “outrageous!” The very artists canmot have seats at such a time, Bah! A limousine draws up. Out steps; Mile. Bori--the great Bori, whose ce has held millions spellbound. he leaves her car at the Broadway entrance and starts for her dressing room. She is stopped. Politely, but firmly, she is told that she may not enter. What? The great Bori may} not enter the Metropolitan? Out- rageous! and why? The theater is! closed to all. Absolutely no one is permitted — inside, Miss Talley is singing and, until she finishes, the place is under guard. Use your own imagination as re- theless she must walk through the snow to Fortieth Strect —entrance,/ thus avoiding intrusion upon the re-} hearsal. CL And so it gocs,;——-a dozen and| one little dramas ‘and comedies are going on all about. cand the plump, ivory skinne: from the corn belt is quite unconscious of it all. And it is unlikely that she will ever know. The outside world sel- dom knows, either, for a great or- ganization like the Metropolitan is a World in itself and few ever peep in on its secrets. —GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright, 192° NEA Service, Ine.) FOR WEDNESDAY, \Y, MARCH 3 ON THE AIR | £ 5, Studio; 10, Orchestra. 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