The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 20, 1926, Page 4

| *' PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | WEDNESDAY, ‘JANUARY 20, 1926 A I ‘h T: A Wise Move 4 : ; e Bismarck ribune Automobile dealers of Bismarck are to be con Ain't It the Truth? SOME.DON’TS AND a An Independent Newspaper gratulated and supported in their efforts to stage ‘ i FO TUBERCULOSIS: me THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER a spring antomobile show in Bismarck. This city | ‘ if . : } (Established 1873) | . edu : “i op ‘ “ ; : 4 ranks high as a distributing point for automobiles e ‘e Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, |and a very creditable show should be possible, | KORG INThe WORLD Ang FURRERNORE — Editor's Note —This jis. the fourth ered to work, retart to your former e eg N. D, sot ees i Lad postoffice @t } despite the fact that the dealers are confronted with | DEPRECINES SOFASTAS | TAE Au she : he serip 8 tuberculosis. Tomor-| employment Abbot nae ncn 3 hi padaaliagaed | ridge rather limited quarters for display putposes, j ” AN AUBWOBILE - Tie CONDUCER. ‘i be due mental or physical fatigue, or George D Mann.......-...President and Publisher i a There should he hearty cooperation on the part of minute You Dene (Tour OF CRIME ANP EVIL. Barteea Glacr HS tuple Health | is “ ‘a oa erences: a , eS not 8] on ie sidewal 5 fais peretr eremt oe fm Advance fal citizen to make the first show a success so | OF Te SALESROOMYbU | OF MODERN TiNES- ‘ ee " ( your handkerchief or into anything & “a Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). TI" qigo | that such an affair can be held each year, i KAOCK SEVERAL TT wou Be A ar ae Pelt! fanned except into a sputum eup. : Fy Daily by mail, per year { A spring automobile show should attract many HUNDRED Bucks BUBSSING IF FieY should place himself under the care Froid a handkerchief -or a paper * & (in state outside Bismarck).......... people to the city next March. A strong program . of a. phy: Killed in the treat-/9apkin before your mouth when you VS VAL WERE ALL phy cough or sneeze. th Daily by matt rey See eee 6.00) should be prepaned to attract visitors to the Capital | ABOLISHED * I Sai ligease. sadows open|.. Wash your hands and face several : etal ie: City during the three days of the show. constitiy “ant atay in bed both. gay [timeR daily and care for your mails 4 |... @ Member of The Assoclated Press SE EaeE | and ‘night until the temperature fe) rye our own towel, your own - The Associated Press is exclusively ent to the; ood i Labbrtak ABUNhl OR oh .{ soap, your own drinking glass, é ase for republication of all news dispatches credited | 4,04 ane ay Be eek Pres re Yb oad are fhe See to it, that wie. “Mishes are Ay to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and alsc ihe EE ae ah ata da eucketl cha: eauk maney Nor food rather than|Scalded and washed rage a and su the local news of spontaneous origin published het commissioner, reflect improved financial conditions ene are not mixed with dishes used by ta im. All rights of republication of all uther matter! in th! state, His office has’ on hand available for Drink no whisky, beer or other) other menibers of your, household. hi uerein are also reserved. investment in s nd farm loans $2, ANY TUNG ELSE To liquors unless prescribed by your] | Hot voor te washe 4% “Foreign Hepresentatives 500 as against 7a year ago. Tax Be ity Plain food is much ele kg i a het | as ‘ @ LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY This condition is possible because farm loans are better than dainties, Milk and egge| | Keep your face clean shaven, No JHICAGO DETROIT They PUT A are .good. Vegetables; meat and} tuberculosis patient should ever wear qi ne + Bide Kresge Bldg. being paid and Jand contracts are being met more Sr eo eta aee ot be omit-|8 beard or a mustache. 2 i) PAYNE, BUKNS AND SMITH “| promptly. The statistics coming from the office of NEW YAX ON ted. é Pe lah 7 had teeth well at least ed NEWYORK - - - Fifth Ave Bldg./the land commissioner reflect improved financial) - AUIOMOBILES © [is ‘ord no exetciae except that which | A552 UE, anyone, Never allow 4 ¢ TF TS | conditions in the state. Farmers of North, Dakota MOBILES cya.” ARO veting tired, A long|anyone to kiss coe i a bt (Oficial City, State and County Newspaper) §— | apprcach the new season in mitch ietter condition | walic, which brings you home ex-) | int vam to viail the room of a 4r than in the spring of 1925. hausted, may spoil the gain tnrt est.{consumptive; do not allow him to be ar a World fe cee LE il “\ kissed or fondled by the sick, or b Into an Enchanted Wor! Sd eas a | Keep your feet warm and dry. y. 4 y a P $ E ess is the fact 4 i If sou are offered admission to a|anyone not known to be well. * Perhaps one of ouy greatest blessings is the Fiction ; a tat accept it at once if unable|, Do not allow your child to place 74 that we are able once in a while to escape fram] A famous Pnglish novelist says the public's fa: | ‘ z ny day to a private sanitarium. 5 in his gee thet from i e intere: g thil . ‘! Os e limate unless | the mouth of another “ocd tk ourselves. It is one of the most interesting thinks | vorite fiction is mystery stories. ‘The reason,’ she Bu! WOULDN'T BE. wihtoul pe Det ee as Hcfore | "Provide an gut-door playground. about life that we occasionally can find an outlet says, Is that they affect our most sensitive nerve— ONE Foz Eau “ y woke a change, find ‘out all Take care of your teeth, consult & from life. that of fear. \ ANY ING, . Zhout the living conditions in the|your dentist at least twied ia year. 4 Phta/outlet i, known a9 Imagination, ‘Those who|. ‘That sounds’ logical. Wo. certainty. respond to ‘ ; [Proposed new location. moved) Co-operate with the school “S = ©? £ have it are pricelessly endowed; those without It} fear as to no other sensation. ‘Think it over and | When you have sufficiently recov-| physician. tr must. be wretched indeed, for we find in this queer | see if you don't agree. i i = ~ ¢ old world of ours such a queer assortment of frowns —_——__—--——_— | erica and that “arty” folks flocked BLAME MOTHER FOR GETTING be and laughs and struggle and disappointment the Incentive | there by the train load. So ic a eee N ee ren fh we grow worn and weary of our tasks; and just be A scallop fIsher of Hyannis, Mass., investigating | oiein oan es E ing’ ourselves becomes an oppressive monotony. [an unfamiliar take, discovered a cache of 195 quarts | J The other ‘night @ friend showed | Coe Te WE a Sometimes our path ia bright, and is lit by thelof Scotch whisky. This at leaxt ‘should inerense | me a Jattes commenting. Sbat 718) | HAD -BOUGH ~ghnshine of hope ‘and happiness and rewarded [the supply of seallops as well as the number of and that he was rolling in. quick | RUBBERS COMMA BUT HE AL. | “effort; and then life seems worth living, Some-} scallop fisherm! \ gotten gold, Oh, yes, he still sells WAYS FORGOT T0 Eon aie MON : t times it is dark with our sorrows and failures, and WMG Ge EA soul eandy” aboyt cafes. us i +4 it winds through a twilit vale of futility and de] Keep Friday evening of this week open for the H Lonely Haskell, who is secretary Hult YOUR RUBBERS : $ spat; and then we want to escape from ourselves. {big and benefit at the Auditorium. ‘The Elks Band tee ne eerie cing pet| QUOTATION MARK PERIOD AND 1 ~ Sometimes we grow actually dangerous to our-|is worthy of the best: possib’e support. | ey sata § ; formers for nefit entertainment. wy con sow Soni et : i aday SSS ERIE Sie 1 “| The other “@ay, he relates, a man|* bi . % selves, from too much thought of the workaday \@ backbone and no shinbones. How| walked into the ‘office. QUESTION MARK. I'LL, SAY. 80 s° world, and too much worrying over our tiny prob And, take one in one of these evening gowns. | can I stand up far my rights?” “['d like to put/on a little number,”| DASH HE WORE THEM OUT d lems. Her shouldera may be bare, but she doesn't give | Nancy arid Nick helped him to his] said the man, “which I feel sure New| THREE DAYS PERIOD. 7 "E . i a ‘ 1 r Hl feet again and all four walked off, iate.” (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) ‘e 1 York would appreciat Think of the blessing, then, of being able to pick | everyone a cold shoulder. the Twins holding Limber Legs up ‘Just what is the act?” aske Has- ; , UP a book and project ourselves on the gauzy wings AER iid Sse er atah | (An intimate story of innermost you, Little Marquise, it would seem|Y his arms. - i kell. . | of fancy into a world of romance, where right, 25 | ——__ emotions revealed in private letters.) | silly when 1 say 1 have had bad luck; | where SUikiee Hateieoe lined a “Well, it's made up of a cow, 8 pig, ' ii . 8 vata | when I intimate that ythi a be a sheep, a calf, a couple of gees t exemplified by ourselves of course, always triumphs | Editorial Comment LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT | but ‘the Aten ta EES Ls that person pee up the package} a ‘horse,” came the answer. | r and life is a giittering pathway of adventure. TO LITTLE MARQUISE, CARE | You, my dear confidant, ‘are the only “By the qailnect tie emeucunieth “And what do the animals do? ‘ { ~~ Of listening to a symphony and forgetting our- : Lee TER ee ch enegmne mnoweiall of tay. —MiSIOb: [oi-tmaditee Wms sraxcluined:’ *heEl Gee cuMM ese Tete madre look bt ' ‘ selves in a purple hour of beauty, where everything | Pass the Tax Bill .— wihile'money can bring materiaiieone brought the wrong bundle!” | Ithem,” shouted the visitor. “Say, \ ~ |} ig suddenly purposeless save the sensual enjoy: | * (Chicago Tribune) sade have been writing vou at long] fort, it cannot have the slightest ef-| a1, ea NRRarA TT ee ees | aeS RM ls Todas ae oped etary {ment that comes from music. | When the house took up the tax bill it shelved | puctucs javels, lear httle confidant, | setae the Sorrows or the joys)’ ut certainly don't know,” said poor|Pecbl® guys cow, = pig and a. calf ays : < Much has been written of the cultivation of taste| Partisanship for the time being, summoned the I must talk to you and this is one of|, Little Marquise, T want you tol Maer Havaleak, dismally. | “There| together in their lives. Some of ‘em| Some day a gang of superstitious i and its importance to the proper enjoyment of|tFeasury department into the conference, tolerantiy | the, times. Strange how much casier | Koon shit A. have nothing tm 8 | these things are all size forty. And| tavegi en” Sun’ SxcePt 1D Pe eeaorecasters ns Unch oUF 1; music or literature. It is not taste, however, that|#djusted differences of opinion, ‘and produced a! counsel as she wrows elder, and admiration for Paula Pertier. serpeee heroine Cate Which may be ‘more jtruth than] aAhot SS : nables us to discover what they really hold for measure eminently satisfactory to the country. The}, ! know when T was a girl"l’ had) She never really voluntarily hurt me.) unonse “w, i | poetry. e No wonder the cotton crop was SE eate taehiaaagao TEM HOME LOT MS ; y *! to tell vthing that ha Indeed, she has always shown me the| Don't worry, Mister Havalook ’ © e8 ‘too large. Skirts are t i ko it imagination that evokes their real charm; | house bill provides for a reduction of $325,000,000; | me und every reaction ae? qo tes | reatest consideration van respeet oie “TN do all your wash:) 4 national magazine recently ask: cction alockings! sige il it tion that extracts from them the anes-|Sets the maximum surtax a 20 per cent; reduces, trice Grimshaw. Poor Bee! She's | Since ave personally known het. a ‘i . ed James Gleason, co-author of “Is . { é | i been dead many years, but although | All that tragedy of hers and my hus-|, And that is how poor Limber Legs} 7at So?” to write a special article.} British rubber market is unsteady. ji. thetic enables us to find flecting escape fron,| inheritance and gift taxes; abolishes or cuts down | think 1 have loved uth more than band’s was started at a time when| became utterly ruined. That's an- tr will do so at. Western Union | Just the same, inflated tire prices are * } life. miscellaneous levies and does away with Pouaaay crerslarel ae ave Rea I pane ie olla nae a other wo-| other at Be Continued) rai pe Sula: cleanen senouncedi fe seldom punctured. * H : aa fea aoe peat ual 30. wi 9 house acted * cel ‘ een able to tell Ruth the t <1] er jis heart. he Sr f at’s that?” wired the periodi- | The world owes a great debt to those who gave| The house acted ‘with a celerity and a show of! °ouly ‘casily tell to Bee. pee | pl expect at that time she only felt] (Copyright, 1 rvice, Ine.) | eal, : e Weather’s funny stuff, Can't blame us books and music, a debt that cannot be estimated |S0und judgment that brought for its handling of A When I have needed a confiduntyf | t git . woul ete be na oe “Ten words for 30 cents.” it for being contrary. You would he ‘ 4 L a‘ a . an, | the tax bill a gene: 0 a »| have written to you, Little Marquise, staay for the ecstatic bliss she felt ‘ iILBERT SWAN. |{contrary if everybody cussed s ' i by those who lack the gift which makes of them|the 4ax Dill a general’ commendation ‘from the) rr think it, hus“done me quike an{ then. And she has paid. IN (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Ine.) ig ier ds i magic caravels that take us from ourselves into the | M#tion. much good as though I placed | Sometimes, Little Marquise, I won- bie i Very few stockings shave any cot- { 4 enchanted world of our imagination. The Dill is now in the senate, and it finds itself my confidence in mortal ing. | Gee dase how a eet Oe ce . ton in them these days, as far as we ( mite si sagS ose fateful pearls are out of my! tainly the good Lord would not pun- can a i in « different atmdsphere. A Democratic minority | hands forever, and foi the moment] ish one unless he punished the other, | j d ee i How Do They Get That Way? shows an inclination to keep the measure in ita the mer ioy ine 1 have fek a peter standin calle the oes line ! | Who remembers away ‘back yonder al = a : sees « a di ~ great freedom, as though something| the poet wrote about “sins that were wher we used t der if 4 Twelve Fargo men wire Washington that the| Hands lone enough to do a little partisan alteration ‘Way taken out of my soul that had] dane two by two, and paid for one| New York, Jan. 20—A few years wlan co vnelming . "1 ‘ ‘i % a ot § A ie Zgld 9 as enja chara nown to ¢ v eps ° 3 ‘ ing, i | tm an overwaetming degree. ‘That is taking a lot], DIsrogerding {he advice of Seerstary melons T know it’s silly, dear, to be so|dack and Paula and whatever willlas Tiny Tim. scene MR. SPARROW ecveniy a kaye a@ind ine none | for granted. President Coolidge carried North Da-| Democratic members of the senate committe superstitious, but 1'can’t help it and| come, if anything comes, I shall al-| In those davs the Village went in| » He's a cheerful little fellow, with ain of trouble. ‘s ; 4 t kota ‘because of his opposition to entry into the sought to revise the house bill in ways that would I'm sorry Paula Perrier bought s her for.giving me my old- | for queer attire, eccentric people and chirp t's sound and mellow, and, (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) H A 3 y bring the tax but to $00,000,000. Mr. Mellon had half of them, but perhaps, as she 4 i. Shoe viewpoints that shocked the conserva-, he never fails to call on me each day. League of Nations. The Worid Court as it is now celneah " i i th . . . tt sae coreay oe superstitious dbecause| (Copyright, 19 EA Service, Inc.) | tive minded, Tiny Tim appeared in|There’s no reason why I need him,| -—————-——_@ H established in merely an adjunct of the League of |” at to reduce the tax by more than $226.-'she bought them, she won't have the cafe selling candy, but I sorta like to feed him, and [ Tem ratures id | i 4 fs . 000,000 would be to endanger the -thirt: otire- , bad luck I haye had since I possessed] TOMORROW—Thin leter, conti: It was, to all appearances, quite | guess he’s kinda glad I fee) that way. | pe! an Bi ji, “ations. na poe neat He fatiy hi retire" them. I know that to anyone but ued. ! ordinary’ candy, Tiny Tim at-| All the dogs around us chase him,|| Road Conditions | ¢ i ; It is hard for anyone to know definitely public Tit D an be Paes el bn ay epublican com ; eae tached mystical gor This “many and the cats will try to tence him 4’ ions i D i * ‘i | i ity held to Mr. Mellon's program and ‘ . ~""———— | hued cahdy “matchéd the colors of, 28 he flu jown to cl 1S DEN. | Ore. j opinion ‘but there is every evidence that the voters — I you could accommodate our friend | th 1,” and all th t of apple-|ing lay. I have teally i of this state are not excited over the World Court, |Teected the Democratic proposal, Whereupon Ss here, couldn't you?” Lsaucen © sort of aprle- tit through, the. litte, crumbs. T Ade Sve toa pier ge : Bava aiid welcome tex.r the Democrats gave notice that they could not ac- “Certainly,” said Nancy obligingly.| In @ comparatively short time, Tiny | throw him, drid I've never, tried to| SiSmarck—Cloudy, 13; roads good. i eduction and some form “ : cee St. Cloud—Clear, 2 below; ’ roads | ot rliet forthe agricuraisn of the atte, Suns 18 the 20 per cent surlax and would toni © TWINS Jesse 'itiget® Sau sibs ihn nates eating ets sr hus| TH ee See singing, but Eentateclaee, ty sande Ne! sal . a is Brool n me in a fli a singing, bu' 3 } These important domestic issués are side tracked ° dne of 25 per cent. ‘Ly Legs gratefully. “I do need a back-| “soul candy” stuff went gre the spirit that he’s brii is Mantis cient, Or Freleng " for the World Court. It is to be hoped that with:, T8® Republican members of the senate commit: OLIVE ROBERTS BARTO! sera aaisishigcteninne tis ; Bat ies cia ne eih isin She milage geally. ett ae just why, Fergo—Snowing, 8; roads good, é ‘ e is. ings overcame] lost some of its best, “atmosphere.” ingly rejoices w! e. —t + 13: , {Mo disposal of that issue, there will be some time ‘2°, 26 aBzlous to get the bill out on the foor| | suddenly the Twins stopped fall him and he sank into a crooked heap | Tiny ‘im dropped oud of night a 4 Goa that gave our voices to the birds seeder ere Pact: fclowey, | 18; left for consideration of measures that A e month and have made only minor changes | ing. at looked something like a pretzel | everyone wondered where he had just seemed to pass this fellow by.|: Jamestown—Cl : people of this nation. concern the in the house ‘bill, The country 1s with them, and| And Mister Havalook, their travel-|@%d something like « rag-bag. | gone. Other birds will warble loudly, and] roaae' MRE S| : z in t Sind ing compsnion, stopped falling, too, h, dear!” cried the poor thing.| No one had taken: the trouble to my little friend, by most folk, seems! Hibbing—CToudy, 6 below; road: j {will not take ft kintly if the Democratic minority | when they did. “I've ‘gone and disgraced myself | notice that Hollywood had: become forgot. Yet the sparrow’s worth is fair, : $y. SOMMe { i Drinkers | holds up the measure as it threatens to do. _ But nobady got bumped. 1 was/ "saint Bat I can’t help it, I've no|the new Greenwich Village of Am- ample, for he sets s good example; “Mandan—Cloudy, 7; roads fair. . An added importance attaches to the pending just as though they had stepped out dust, ba: cheer fe the best of Winona—Clear, 6; roads fair. i | The saloon may tbe abolished in America, but ac- | z Ls Biot elevator thet hud com apt enive eee Duluth—Partly cloudy, 5; 1 1:1 cording to Rev. Joseph Wilson Cochrane, pastor of ill. It is the first real peace-time blll to come up standstill Re Ome ae wh iat a good. Peron reeds : : , is oa at you get on the 4 r * am the American church of Paris, it prospers in France for consideration. It will be used, for some years| And there they were in Hidy Go gives you something to fe iavent ta ee penta Fea a Be ; as the best known emblem of the United States, to come, as a basis for future tax legislation. It|Land, the place where everything — the summer the same ag ‘what you “ 12" Im-Parls, it seoms, it is the “American bar.” ‘Tem-|SH0wd bo passed speedily, and partisan politics |fyo, hon you mislay it fora day ot! (WHAT'S THIS get on the radio dees in the sith? THOUGHT 7 * perance societies, of which, by the way, there are |S8UM Dlay no part in fashioning it of delaying it. |look. for iit” Particularly dail "| | YOU'RE BRING — Walls Of a Wife: “It’s getting 20 A THOUGHT | -$ many in France, consider thei ‘i é << ell, did you finally get here? ING HOME, A ¢ 1 am afraid to go to the door.” “All| @———___-_____-__¢ » der their most difficult prob: Gulf’ Alliai asked a cottony voice as Mister Hav- 26 right, I'll call you early in the morh- ¥ - lem té be the hard-drinking American tourist, Lakes to Gul nce alook stopped to put on his enormous| | BOX OF CIGARS ¢ ing—but what good does it do?” Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, 5 “Best known emblem” sounds like pretty strong (New Orleans Times-Picayune) ppeunclen std fix his ear-trumpet in y sy eee oils, folding of 6 hands to sleep: _, Jamguage. We had thought the Yankee tourist wa: | Mesting at Chicago last Tuesday, the attorneys] “Yes, hut don’t ask foolish ques: } 1 elaine te would tests Heep geers that traveletht and thy want as an * iknown best for his spending money. It comes as|S@Meral of six valley states decided to make common MearaerTr ey tot ep er ra : | ern dresses to make one old-fash-| 4*med man.—Prov. 24:39,34, | { fomething of a shock to he told that it is his red [cause Mies Ulinajs in the legal battle over the with: |where'he had laid it, “Don’t you f ee ee eel An idler isa wateh-“tnat whale nose, rawal.of water from Lake Michigan to make pos-| see that I’m_here. or do I look like B y\ eee ‘both hands.—Cowper. i — een etal ee sible a navigable waterway from the lakes to the | Somebody else? | W ee ented C e 4 The laund: ied quit her - : ‘ thro or Good gulf. Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mis- n’t you see?” asked the person fs ~_ S ; A recent survey among Chi .|sissippt and Louisiana pledged their ald to Illinois | With the cottony voice. “That ques- : ‘he hot. Fy y 1g Chicago housewives dis tion is as foolish as the one I asked ony +g cloges the fact that 85 per cent of them purchas> |!” this struggle. Arrayed against these seven valley | yo i i NOW, HONESTLY— t : i i their meat by sight. The telephone, it seems, does |*tates are*Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Penn- an od cans iste, Wilh: Oy glasses K i Every now and then you frown ‘ 3 ™ % |% mot play the part of meat purchasing agent except |*Y!vanla, which seek to shut off the water diversion | why I wear them. So I can’t see : . [e"Bteottant tt doean’t imake Sou OINTMENT P| in comparatively few cases: e on the ground that it lowers the Great Lakes level anes. Waeg 2 see things: I Ret 4 i ——— =) hepiecaad it “ng nampa ie hoes aed worried and ~when get worried Z - irs i This is encouraging evidence that.the American |t? the injury of their lake commerce. can't think aad Ohi, bay, you" daw Z = ae ereTneey. alee ; 2 4: 3 housewHe is: sticking pretty close to her knitting| Th? attack was aimed originally at Chicago, which happen to be a laundry man, dq ing. And Just suppose you. saa p is 4 and is not “laying down on the job.” It is a good|*¢cured @ permit for withdrawal of the water to “ond Wisibe lonkekcks ane’ bow tke , the Sabele Worle to ‘idglonl 9 What thing both for family budgets and hubby's palate, |S0°Ve its sanitation system. With that phase of the | other person was taking this > “i leaded ace amelie ‘ A controversy the states that join the defensive lineup| Indeed, the person with’ the cot- ser t Don’t take a chance, 7 f ° Play Safe will have, it s explained, nothing to do. ‘The threat | tony voice was no other than Limber |. I’M ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS |! Smiling is catching, too. And when or ake 8 - to block the Lakes-to-G: te RS, t ORS MES BAL B. IN’ CASE ANY OTHERS you see someone else smile—well, ecretary Wilbur urges the construction of a esto-Gulf waterway by shutting. off |doll wide and a doll and @ half long. AND 1 . { dog-gone it, you just sorta feel good. and 7 dirigible two and a half times as large as the Loa |the water needed to make its upper reaches navi-| He had red painted hair and a long) | SHOULD DROP IN, F'LL Aw, go on—amilet Biisd : _ Angeles to replace the destroyed- Shenandoah, gable is, however. a matter of direct and vital con-|arms dangled and his legs dangled] | KNOW, WHERE THE How Tile Oyster Cracker Got. Its Piles. 4 } = Good, but let us see that this one is properly |Ce™ t© all of them. ‘This waterway stands specific ene hs, joints Bae doone al @GIGARS ARE Name: One crackermaker turned to 4 | equipped with safety devices, to avoid a ition |My Spproved ty President Coolidge, Secretaries |himself at almost any minute. ° i Kile partner and said, “Well, now that jot the disaster of its predecessor—a disaster all the |#00%er, Davis and Jardine as an important and By ipa otis he Sirlalmed 5 Fe tragte because jt could have phen prevented, |ROcessary, link in the river transportation system | pose if’ wore th ! would. starch Skilled. and competent engineers have declared,| myself? That's wh: \ after investightion, that the water diversion required | 7° se¢ if I couldn't : Charleston fone, Im tired of being tied in dou Em Be to its serv! vi ne. im 0 eing pe in dou- Charleston classes for ‘business gins are now on tee have no injurious effect upon | ble knots by the children. My sympathy goes out today to the winter program of the. Young Women's Chris- the Great Lakes ‘levels. “Oh. I gee, I see!’ said poor wor- ‘ ‘ the married: buainest man who gives Association of Chicago. The fight to detend its diversion becomes there- | Tied Minter, Havalook, taking off his day: and takes It all ever fore a fight in defense of the public interest, for|pet away again. “You wish toj crackers,” f as arched! Rut ‘speaking of starch, :: ; f aaa oe a ELS ee 38 calle: preservation of a water traneportation program that | © H hi ; 4 _}, Mother: “Com tiga Scena with eound public policy and is plainly pro: Etpowhere! New ‘ahere, wus com NILA : : + atine story’ before’ I motive of the general welfare. Pitched upon these| “I said that I couldn't do : : © Little Daughters “Awrieht, miani- solid nds, tt should be wou. The states most big eg cei tll Mister He: oan sires go to bed just wien R yh directly. futenemed. do. well, to forves look. “Thi lady h Rati 9 abd alles car setae ddtondl [PPR aT “Bal you tan Jorn, my ‘ sey dear, eam't you? And when you learn, |, | FABLES \I)