The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 19, 1926, Page 4

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PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK : - : Fifth Ave, Bldg. | (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Auto Is Fine, Now How About (uel? Just now the American public, or that great part is finding much to nuotomobile shows. of it that owns its motor car interest it in the a d ding to first returns from early exhibits, there are the usuai number ‘radical departure “sensations” and other more wildly heralded im- nual winter provements. Increased speed seems to be a key ‘note; greatly increased speed, coupled with im i braking. Other improvements there are, of », all the way from new body changes to in prov cours , genious dev noying squeak. This, of course, is as it should be. We naturally “look for constant improvements in our automobi) We expect them and we get them; the miracles that are the fruit of American ingenuity and production no longer hold any surprises for ‘us. But one cannot help prepounding a question for our automotive engineers. It is thi Is it not time that the best brains of the industry were put to work on the fueling problem? Just why this should be neces swered. The gasoline we buy tod: so good it was ten or even five y not the fault of the refiners, the best they can. It is just impos: enough of the old fa meet the tremendous demand. Time v for eliminating the notoriously au y is easily an not nearly n to be doing to supply ariety of gasoline to when you could pour out a saucerfu! of ordinary gasoline and it would evaporate com- pletely at ordinary, indoor temperature within couple of hours. Today the kind of gasoline we have to give our cars wouldn't evaporate completely in days. Present day fuel contains of necessity a good deal of ke ne. It requires, about twice as much heat to vapo and such heat is not ordinarily available. It seems a shame that the great stride best thought available to the automotiye industry. It would seem to the layman to be a problem of improved carburetion and fuel distribution. Of n improvements in this direc- two years, but we should ort of device perfected which co e the tion, espec all like to would en for gasolin have be in t a ome e us to burn some che: substitute quality, and diminishing in supply. De High School Punils Need Proctors? Finding much to be alarmed at in “the morals ‘of the growing generation,” a New York grand jury recommends the appoinment of proctors to advise _ high school students in an effort to prevent their ing from the str it and narrow path, he jurors further recommend that the wearing of expensive jewelry in public places be reduced ; to a minimum and suggest legislation forbidding the manufacture of any article resembling a re volver or automatic pistol. As to the last two suggestions, there is no dis iputing their cold practicality and common sex ‘Less ostentatious show of jewe! and other evi dence of wewith would mean fewer holdups. No question about it. A man, to succumb to tempta ‘tion, first must be tempted. And it would be a wise thing, indeed, if the manu: facture of all toy pistols should be prohibited. For 3 two reasons: first, because an astonishingly large “humber of these toys have be sed in robberi Second, because of their influence on the child mind, The possession of a toy pistol by a young boy al st invariably inculcates a desire to own, the 1 thing, and sometimes these youngsters find a way of getting what they want. But proctors—meaning, of course, virtual man- agers—for high school children? Oh, hardly. In all fairness to these, much-discussed youngsters, jaren’t they getting too much advice now? We oldstera seem a bit reluctant in conceding that our boys and girls, along with their high hoc] educations, can absorb a little common sense “at the same time. If an evangelism of morality ill it is not in the high schools, but among sand girls who should be in high school and ‘are“not. ‘-“A certain amount of miszhievousness does pre vail in the high schools—but not viciousness. That }is ‘bred on street corners and in pool rooms—not Hd lass 0 s : - Rudy’s Divorce Rudofph Valentino's divorce case, now before the _}értbunal of the Seine, in Paris, discloses eome tacts {that are not generally known to the public. a 4,° Mrs. Valentino, it seems, was Winifred Shaugh- fessy, but was adopted by a family named De Wolfe. iy Cm ‘New York, the wealthy perfumer. On the stage, most everyone who has followed Rudy’s affairs ‘8, ehe wag known as Natacha Rambova, contends she as a right under French law ree according to the statutes of Indiana, SS a -..President and Publisher ago. It is ize this fuel as it takes to boib water, made in automobile improvement should be coup'ed witn this constant deterioration of automobile fuel. Here is a real problem—a problem worthy of the and which would remove our depend- ence on a fuel that is so rapidly deterigr ting in ferent w divorce, riage they get into. man, of Westfield, Ma * a pair of run: horses him. 1 j distance and finally turned the ho ing a severe kick in the back. bank, rec Pacifism in § mide the first page, the editorial American soldier of the Ame he said it all in the wreng w school board th: have target practi “Oe with ri side: ible vi It would not be f out and unfortunately stated. his self-sacrifice, his swhmission and to national need: jean child. (Beach Advance) story Dakota progres. nd we are: other subordinites draw two like that. living. lity shouldered. Espe educational line. 2,000 sala! sible to and under the orders head of their department. her adoptedd mother married Richard Hudnut established, are her}. oat devertion whem og drat | M1F2.* goed deal of “debunking.” such a situation for a minute. The state is the biggest busin nut stand. “Red” Starts “De-Bunking” (Milwaukee Journal) . “Red” Grange is evidently continuing his educa- tion, even though he no longer walks down classic avenues of Urbana. “I never knew there was so much ‘bunk in the world,” he said at New I have heard since I started to play professional football.” Now that is education, to be able to separate the “bunk” from the truth. “Red's” immediate observations, of course, are in his own field of athletics. And he certainly has a cese. He played three years for Illinois, all the hammering they could give me. ‘best I had to the university. I can’t give them any more.” For what? To enhance the reputation of} schocl, and of a coach who takes a goodly salary for his work, and to fill stadiums that hundreds of thousands of dollars might be, realized. itself was not directed by the players, even by “Red,” but by the coach on the sidetines, who used his men as mere pawns to win. We do not raise the ques- | tion whether that was wrong; if that js the way the .universities want to play football, all right. | But We do assert that jt is the “bunk” to call that amateurism and sometiiing else that is mot greatly different professional. One does not have to take “Red's” word for it. That this is exactly the situa- tion is the testimony of such an eminent college man as Dr. Morton Prince of Harvard, The question is bigger than football, and “Red” Grange, It involves all athletics. makes a pretense, byt it doesn't live up to its. pres- ent-day rules’ because they are impossible, Some ‘way should be found to allow a reasonable amateur- tsm—for sportsmanship only—and a Drofessionaliem—for entertainment. Orleans, “ag made known her marital difficulties in this try. Then it way merely an agreement to go dif- . But she very probably wit get. her she and Rudy wil be free’ to marry again. Nobody yet seems to have devised a way to keep the movie stars from getting out of any mar- The Princi Reward { If you think you are being poorly paid for what | you are coing, consider the story of Wesley Schur sley, a newsboy, was delivering papers when y ttached to a wagoniiasse:l | grabbed the reins, was dragged 0! es into a snow: He drove the pair back until he came upon the owner, who gave him a nickel. Then Wesley pro- ceeded with his newspaper deliveries. Wesley should frame that nickel and preserve it. It will be the hardest earned of his lives to be ag old as Methuselah. Editorial Comment thools (Chicago, Chronicle) Superintendent McAndrew of the Chicago schoo's ge and a num idea that .the ber of citizens’ meetings with his should be kept out of the mind an gchool child. Whatever he wanted | to say in his editorial in the Educational Rev It will balance up things a little to remember that he has been in favor of military training in the schoo Cid not support the idea that had a foothold in the the ‘boys in training should not Mr. McAndrew has been proving himself of con ue to the Chicago schools in a position in which it is traditionally hard to be of any value. rtunate if he were chased out into the lake because of some ideas and expres sions which seem to us to have been badly thought The board of education can see that the schools are not used for the promotion of the pern pacifism of China. The American LETTER FROM SAR- you ans shouldd have a place in the imugination, admiration and respect of the Amer- “Madonna of the Snows,” my dear | Leslie, my brain said the moment my eyes found your An Unfair Salary Li that you-must be my M You remember, dear, when I gave] turn to Americ for! the most tragic thing that could hap- But, when'T got to the d met the little and we both In another column we publish bout the salary list of the state of North pmetimes marvel at the remarkable ; f. have made since we were working | for the dear people before Townley put us out of the running in that line. Prior to 1917 the governor | topped the list of saiary drawers, ‘but he is now aj back number, in fact many chicfs of departments | piece of jade.” get less pay than men they have undér them, while ries and things | the party fo: d about it to keep! pen vords of conve! y thought that night h held our trei Someone had stolen it, es that frenzied end upon him, he ‘ather| not th | Chinese made sail} will wish jade, but for 9! he had never been born. I am giving you up, Madonna Mia, t, I knew as soon as I found sands that I have met who seemed) that the little jade god was not in the place I expected to find it, that you Were not for me. someone comes away to gob a little No, I did not ! woman, glor dd. imagination | woman of all the to satisfy my every desire. I am superstitious, Li believe when the old Chi me and I left the little jade god with| that treasure that will make you un- you and intended to keep the other one, because I was sincerely certaia that they would bring us together. I did not know how. When the Chinese wrote me that complement to the statu- | with you, I sailed and in all the letter I have written you, I have kept up a certain plan which wouldn't let you forget me. 1 lied when I told you that I never ex- pected to see your face again. 1 when I told you [I did not want to hear from you, because I It is a'so notable that the men we elect, those who have to stand the expense of a campaign and; who are targets for political abuse, are among the | fellows who get the least pay. The appointive ducks who are at no expense to get a job, more frequently thon not. fall into snaps that make life worth I did not care, y,{ standing in the gently drop your jade” into the waters beneath. A: MELVILL! The situation is in need of revision. strapper should get more pay than his chief, who carries the responsibility to the people for the con- euct cf his office, and we are of the opinion that ies now paid the underlings is out of all ition to the service rendered and the respon- ly is this true in the TOMORROW: Prescott to the you both for company, I'm cure. 1 always hate to think this long fall It wouldn't be so bad if you had windows to look out and see the We have been a worker for the state when a y was considered mighty good, and thin we know what we are talking about. most responsible for his department, to whom the people look fur efficiency and the safeguarding of the public interest, certainly should get more pav than men who, under him, escape all responsibility to the peoplb, and maybe hold themselves respon Off to the Land of Hidy Go went the Twins, after telling Nora not to forget to put crumbs out every morn- ing for the birds, in case they wcre in this bun.lle. thought they had their notions” agai chieftain who got them the job, rather than to the pal Sufferer’. _- | ered my letters T could not ame fervor 7 have been doing ever since 1 left I intended to come back — directly ssed of the other little now, dear, I think I should have done this’ if pearls, for I am not su’ a would not have been e Iscariot, that And now, lest into possession of “because of the desire for your goddess to be with her mate, I want you to go alone to the sea and hire a launch from someone of the many boatmen about the place. ‘ew miles out and while bow of the “little SARTORIS. Service, ‘Inc.) er from Leslie ittle Marquisc. “But you asked me how I was and You didn’t ask but TH tell you that Mister Havalook, the k of Hidy Go Land. Yes, 1 but just call me up getting my laundry. I have it I'm having trou- lo with my subjects and they won't do my wavhing.” I've bi exclaimed Nancy. “That's too bad. It's always so hard to let it get two weeks ah Perhaps I can do i “T know how to do un doll clothes, but I’m not much good at starching.” d, Mother for you,” remarked ster Havalook. accept your offer. you how I am yet. thank you, but worrie (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1926, all quite well, 1 EA Service, Inc.) New York, Ja ord of a Cookl be called an uncooked ‘tour? That is to say it wi planned and unpremeditated. Out of my Greenwich Village nook] round the household fall flat. Folks Al wonder why men oft get peevish and r sleds along! such. I guess that they don’t stop the sidewalk. Hmm—only yesterday.|ta think, very much. Daten ete turks shopting Aw utch were duck shooting in the] ga; id gets 1 vf Littl it marsh that lay, here. ”, asic Minuass torent oe A few days later, in time, it was] he dassant jes’ shirk. They gotta, & Some! be done cre he goes down to work. 50,000 corpses are scattered below] The house is quite chilly; the kids the sod where I walk. anyone in all New York could recall] the oven is lit. The cat let out the name of a single one of them?! and the milk is brought in. These . 19.—-This is a rec- $ tour—or should it! and over to Washington Square, hundred kids are scootin, is concerned, the pauper burying ground. I wonder if Let him boat, piece of Hmm-and there isthe Breevort. Some like to call it the “Bohemian | furnace is fed. No wonder it's morn- hotel.” What queer laws and cus-ling that men often dread, It, isn’t toms grow out of a romantic episode. | what's For years there was a New Yo prohibiting masquerade balls because oni x Matiia. Batley, af finest fam. | tern) SEOUEAR Job. ‘New York law y. eloped with a sweetheart upon whom her parents frowned. curred at a mask ball given by Henry Brevoorts who once ne~ banning jazz music_be-| willie: Irving Berlin eloped with Ellin | the baby wi what an imposing mansion it was, I stop and draw a lead! ¢9 spot where pr, gate through which Burr rode to meet Hatnilton in ;th sed, into the magic stead of being e air, they felt The Twins slipped shoes, and this tim~. No business establishment would whisked off throu :h through the ground concern we have} It was like being in an cl and there is no reason in the world why it should be run on the business principies cf a corner pea- swiftly, past floors, and floors and floors in a high building. ie you feel queer in your stomach j at first, and a bit dizzy, too. Nick kept on falling, and after a while they got accustom: EVERETT TRUE a A ee acne ny EVERSTT, WOU KNOW: THAT COLLEC THAT'S BEEN PESTERING NE! NOW. SAW HIM COMING INT THE BuicD 3'M GOING Te DUCK OUT INTO AHe COM. TELL HIM YM OUT I BY CONDO stock R Indeed, they began to talk to each found herself saying to “It is going to be hard to get I hope there won't be stairs to “If there are,” laughed Nick, “there wouldn't be enough numbers in the arithmetic book to count them, must be down a mi Suddenly they company. Another person was fall) right beside them. ly, comfortably falling, and taking it all quite for granted. “How do you do!” said Nick. “What's that? What's that? their companion, putting an enormous ear-trumpet up to his ear like a tele- Easily, gracefu ‘* Lo BES SOUR FaARDON, SIR, But Can Wou TEU ME IF mR WHITS 13S IN ist phone receiver. “Just what did you “{ just said how do you do,” an- The little man put his-ear-trumpet \back into his pocket. he muttered. “It's no use,” “I hear much better “Now once again, will you please say it all over again,” he remarked, putting his hand behind his car. on an enormous pair of goggles which gave him an owlish look, and under his arm he capried a huge HE’S OU'T ictal do you do,” said Nick ‘again politely. oh. how am I? marked the queer little it’s a long story. five more mile But as we have nd, I’ll have time to Are you going to. “We both are.” ‘Amateurism es,” vaid Nici “Both!” remerked the man. re another of you? I can’t sce. Just wait until J take off these pesky ‘And off they came Sa went into “Now I can see and Glad to havo |” Fpasonab! ‘That will re- MR. WHITS IS OUT RIGHT NOW. IN THE Stock Room, IF OU GO OV THROUGH THAT DOO HE CORNGR THERE : -wou'lL SEG HIM. sir seF Ke rs a’ atin s of a series of articles on the pre- send th yention and treatment of tubercu- losis. Tomorrow: Advice to the tuberculous. BY DR. HUGH 8, CUMMING rice ‘Tuberculosis’ is a very serious but when tuberculosis is diagnosed Tuberculosis deserves to taken with the utmost seriousness. rest and good food are fully as n cessary as fresh air, Rest means not only freedom from work, manual and mental, but the giving up of sports. The ‘usual “cough” medicines are barmful. Radium, X-rays, or clec- tricity in any of its forms have no special value as curative agents in cases of tuberculosis of the lungs. No serum has yet been found that will cure it and there is no medi- cine which has any effect on the dis- becomes evident that the dis- case is progressing, then the con- sumptive should seck a hospital in his own city or town. Not only does a hospital offer the most favorable conditions for a cure but by entering an institution danger of infecting members of the family is avoided. Most consumptives, rich or poor, prefer to remain near home and they can almost always do this safely: TUBERCULOSIS IS SERIOUS, BUT. THERE IS HOPE | Editor’s Note: This°is the third The money which: would be spent to { tient to a distant state used to much better ad- tage in constructing a place for open air sleeping, in buying woolen underwear or providing milk, ; . 8, Ith hourishing food. Surgeon General, Mice, | Ubi Health nesreeping out of doors or under con- nearly as possib! ease no matter how slight the symp: proachirig out door sleeping is very toms may be. It is often difficult to essenti convince patients of this seriousness whether it be s as they sometimes do not feel sick c’ All aut door air is or mountain air, ity or country air, th pine woods or of the plains. the putient whould put himself at is very once into the hands of a ee night air and day air. 1c heavy flannel night clothes ani Rest, pure air, and good food are haps a soft cap may be the three es: jals in treatment. with a little experience one can sleep Tuberculous patients are xo longer warm in the coldest, weather told to go weat and rough it, because ed pg eal states and the Domin- ion of Canada Tuberculosis is preventable regard- less of previous infection, family his- tory, or race. child of tuberculous parents wii whom he is closely associated in in- fancy becomes rapidly and heavily infected at an age and hence to develop tu- In all o¢cupations it is most fre- quent between twenty and f age of high endeavor, and one-third all deaths in this period ‘ over-ambitious man and the lazy spendthrift, th the damp rooms of mills or the dust laden atmosphere of fac- tories, the hermit and the man about town, may all develop tuberculosis. It respects neither youth nor nor beauty. However, if you con- tract tuberculo'gs there is hope: (To-Be Continued) I wonder how many of the thou- sands of people who pass this spot ever think of that thrillingly dra- matic episode. | f And now for a swing eastward to Bleecker and Perry. The strects swarm with little shops, Italian res- taurants and a few scattered push- carts that seem to have lost their way. Bost. of tlieee “abou cere owned: Ny men who once had street pushcarts, but who now are on their way up town to business success. T'll wager a week's salary against a collar button that notione recalls this as the site of Sir Peter War- ren’s grand -estate—Sir Peter W: ren, who represented the navy of the “good king, God bless him.” The presence of so grand a family brought many notables—but that was long, Now a peanut peddler to _my_nook. —GILBERT | SWAN. 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) plac dates re Tat "Ve | HABITUAL ‘ "Course I ain't a kicking, cr nuthin’ like that, but sometimes the chores A married man rises at break of the of the way. He Massant ferget ‘em; throw a fit. The coffee’s put on, have to be done ‘fore the day kin begin. The heater’s turned up and the but the work round the house And now girls are wearing watches Tt oc-Jat the knee, Maybe this is to take init the Place of clockwork at the ankle. How Willie Got The Name Of mom, when think we'll call ‘Oh, no we him The daily argument mother uses get. the youngsters to cat their eakfast food. is the most famous cereal story I know of. He walked right in the phone booth, And he fainted on the spot. For when he called Main Seven, that’s Exactly what, he got. iOW, HONESTLY— Si sa cinch: for you to go spinning along and demand the right; of way, regardless, You can almost always trust that the helpless pedestrian is going to luck. or a little yopnenier, or a mofher,| with a baby: ia. her arms ‘starts to the street. And you come sailing along— You're so used to keeping on go- ing that ts have to stop and think twice before you can make a safe stop. ‘After this, think once—but think right in the first place—play safe with ALL pedestrians. A lot of people are-asking where the dime novel has gone to. That's easy. It’s gone to s enty-five cents. With the naked ‘hill trees and the bare limb: der the cotn is shocked. Youngster: Mama, mean when he phones and says he's ae te stay down at the office and wo Mother: H he’ ns to Ping acklg PKG ‘s going s the nude it’s no won- POSED TO READ Hd UNTIL NEXT’ SUMMER PE- Another way in which this winter has it over last winter is we don’t Tutankhamen No matter how great a range the new phonographs range sounds bette Nice thing about the present dance steps is you can’t tell if the dancers are drunk or sober. News from Spain. Heavy damage done:by storm. Real wind storm, not just a bull fighter bragging. Smokers in the U. S, paid almost two billion for tobacco in 1925. can put that in your pipe and smoke ‘When you are miserable you might as well be glad of it. Without it you couldn’t be glad when you are not (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) Ae meee i rn Temperatures and Road Conditions (Mercury readings take Bismarck—Clear, 1 above; St. Cloud—Snowing,'10; roads fair. Mankato—-Cloudy,, 25; roads fair. Jamestown——Cloudy,. js good. Minot—Cloudy, 3; toads good. Hibbing—Cloudy, 6 below; ds Fargo--Cloudy, fair. Duluth—Partly done with the work-a-day| "°C. 14) Forks—Clear, 12 roads very good. jnona—Cloudy, 30; roads chester—Cloudy,. Mandan—Cloudy, 4 above; — st 7 fA THOUGHT | reof— Prov. A wound from # tongue is worse than a wound from the sword; latter affects only the body—the for- mer the spirit, the soul.—Pythagoru: |. MANDAN NEWS ! Otto Sailer, former manager of ai elevator at Stanton, and Richard Buchmann, farmer of the { district, pleaded guilty jn district court before Judge H. L. Perry yes- But, now and then an elflerly lady,! terday afternoon on charges of ob- taining money under false pretenses and. were sentenced to jail terms. Paul W. Schmidt of Schmidt re- ceived a four-inch gash in the right 'riday when he was struck by an axe in the hands of a fellow worker while they were fellin, in the river bottom near the The axe. used by one of the ped and struck © Schmi arm, cutting it to the bone arid sev- ——————EEEEE Es Are You All Run Down? Many Bismarck - Folks Have ‘Felt That AA acorn” — Feel all out of sorts? Tired, achy, blue, irritable? Back lame and ‘stiff? It may be the story of weak kid- Of toxic poisons circulati Upsetting blood and nerves. There's @ way to feel right again. Help your weokeried: kidneys with | Ooan’s Pitls—a stimulant diuretic, Doan’s are recommended by many rayal015. Niath St. kidneys were, e dull, pteady. bad to get opi several times during the night to marck, ssys: