The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 15, 1926, Page 4

esr een PEALE ST cB a te niacin en “The Bismarck Tribune ony moving figure in the Aluminum Company 0! ip An Independent Newspaper The investigation hasn't got under way: yet, and 3 Daily by carrier, per year.. gi (in state outside Bismarck).......+.. H ie | you would move him. | a t Rea ai PAGE FOUR nerica, THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER it will be e th OG yield: ucts (Established 1873) awh thne before it yields any facts. Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company,| Walt for evidence before you form your opinion. Bismarck, N. ieee ces taal tial ee at; If the investigation is being undertaken solely; ~ to harass the administration it is a shameful thing. ee enna st ss ErOMDent, 60d FabINT | at, om thé other avd) Secrétacy: SISUON tx aalag Subscription Rates Payable in Advance {his official position to gain favors for a company 20) he is interested in, and if this concern ts allowed to break the law ‘because he is a membér-of the government—that, too, is a shameful thing, At present, however, neither has begn proved the case. Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... Daily by mail, per year Dully by mail, outside of North Dakota, Member Audit Bureag of Circulation Member of The Associated Press BERNE SneRaE Ae The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the | Something Else use for republication news dispatches credited | Ne to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and als. | Jolin 1. Rockefeller tells the boy who caddies tor tae local news of spontaneous origin published here- [him how to get According to the United im. All rights of republication of all uther' matter |press, these are his injunctions: herein are also reserved. Don't buy anything you don’t need; save money, | Foreign Representatives be punctual; form good habits. | : G. LOGAN PAYNE bea atte Sr Excellent rules, no doubt. But if you think it] vaer ait Kiesee Bldg. | V2 four pinch-penny phrases like that that_made PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH Rockefeller the world’s richest man, you're off your | NEW YORK - : - Fifth Ave, Bldg. | base. | | it takes gentis to do what fockefeliér, ‘Ford, | (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Gary, Mellon and the rest have cone. If you have i ‘ you needn't worry about those neat ccpy-book max: Young Man Shuns Advice ims. And if you haven't, they'll never make you | Thomag A. Edison is quoted by a recent inter | Viewer as remarking, wien asked for a word of advice to young men: h alone, “Young men do not take advice.” Women’s feet, says the head of a shoe manufac No, they don't-——not very much, at least. It is one} turing concern, are growing bigger. Longer and | of the divine prerogatives of young men to exult in| wider, to be exact. “their untested strength, to trust above all in the| This, he beleives, is due to women’s increasing keenness of their own eyes, to plunge into the | devotion to athletics. musty old world with courage and faith and light-| | He may be right, and then again he may not. If hearted airiness that all the advice from all the ; be is, there ought to be a grain of hope in it for the | graybeards on earth cannot dim. people who are so horrified by short skirts. Noth- | ost measure of hope | ing would bring long dresses back as quickly as an ay that all | epidemic of size 11 brogans. And that fact is the greate that we have or have ever had. The d young men agree to sit quietly and follow the advice Re ee oT of their eiders hope will have fled from the earth. Why don’t the women catch pneumonia? That's Less clothes they wear the warmer they are Young men do not take advice. No. ‘They do not listen to us when We warn them to go slowly, take REAMASMT I O A . MaE . things easy and be ‘humble cogs in a machine they. |(——————~ cannot understand. They only laugh when we hint | Editorial Comment | that caution, prudence and the safer course are preferable to the fire and enthusiasm of youth, that Britain Gets the Oil scorns to count costs or reckon risks, [Grand Rapids (Mich.) Press} The council of the Jeague of nations has awarded | than it is to us older ones. It isn't such a 515) srosul to Irak, which fo a British mandate; and along | world, to him, or such a hard world; it’s a world] wth Mosul gges the right to exploit its great oil | that has a few defects, of course, but they are de-| region without let or hiidrance—that 1s, assuming fects that any determined young chap who doesn’t | the Turks play “good dox” and give in to the league mind getting bumped a little can iron out in 10 | of nations. time. As he grows older, of course, he learns better. —He gets too careful of himself to risk any more by ‘butting his head against the ramparts ronnd the citadels of injustice and’ wrong. | He, is too canny to let himself he carried off his feet by any appeal to his emotions, be they ever so reble. You must touch the chord of seif-interest if For this world, to a young man, is a different plage From one end of the world to the other, no matte: will be heard the compiaint of “oil diplomacy.” And it is cowhtful whether the British government and the league ‘will be able successfully to avoid’ the stigma. The holder of ofl in the modern world is as the holder of the cas‘le at the crossroads in No, young men do not take advice.. They see— ah, never delude yourself, they see clearly — that we cider ones havo made more or less of Mes Sucnton to ths cAFTant struggle of Hreign DOW unbearable, as it did not so long ago, they step far-| fh), AUIOURLRS se lmootsto a nel linguere ito Beatont ward cheerfully and without complaint to die by | Ue fF new holdings of oil. thousands in order to set the mistakes — our mi The general cpinion quite probably wil be that takes—right. It wag so in 1776; it was so in 1861; England did not enter into the Mosul squabble be- it was so in 1917; it will be so the next time we Cause of any great love forthe poor people of Irak older ones get involved in the consequences of our Of @MY great concern over ,Firkish massacres, and mass ignorance and folly.. that its interest was drawn far less by the poor We prate a lot about the value of experience and Mosul victims under the ground than by the “staff | caution, but deep in our hearts we know right well Of empire” in the same place, which “might be. that one heart blazing with youthful enthusiasm ‘#PPed and barreled for the glory and the profit of | and recklessness is worth more to the world than Join Bul:\ The original idea of mandates was that ail the prudent héads on earth. they were to be altruistic ventures for the good of | It’s always the way. Generation after generation misgoverned peoples. As administered by France in Passes on the long road to history; and, as they S¥tia and as applied py Britain in Irak they are pass, thelr way is occasionally lighted for a moment T@Pidly acquiring a more venal taint, at least in by the red fire that rises over newly destroyed fort- POPUlar understanding. resses of oppression. And always, as the black tow ee ers crash down before the hosts of freedom — the | Eliminating a Bad Tax glorious, headstrong young men who will not take (St. Paul Dispatch) advice are in the van, leading the atts By eliminating the capital stock tax and propor ‘: tionately increasing the corporation tax the Senate of this great natural resource, may well turn their 1 aor and then some rotund gentleman, arise: deplores the spread of what he calls “radicalism” | the Sovernment, soamong the young men and women of our colleges The capital stock tax was instituted as a source “ahd state university. of special war income. Though it is supposed to Now you may be as conservative as a last year's | De 4m excise tax, in fact it 4s a property tax on the almanac; but if you will stop and think you can entire assets of a corporation. Because of the aoSeanly. see that being more or less “radical” is noth- | M&2¥ different meticds which are fcllowed in fig- se ing but a perfectly natural deve!opment of youth. uring the tax, the disputed revisions are said to There will always be plenty of conservatives |¥€ a9 many as 20,000 yearly. It was recently re- among us older ones. We can be trusted to sit on Ported that the Capital Stock Tax section is plan- the eafety valve and see to it that no startling in- ning to re-examine the 300,000 odd annual returns novations come about. These young chaps in col- for past years with a view to an impartial readjust- lego won't hurt anything. ment according to a commen rule.. As a matter of fact, ten years after they graduate | The capital stock tax has consequently come to 4% most of them will probably ‘be good high-tariff Re- |'P@ Tegarded quite generally by busine¥s as a vexa- pubticang, their college radicalism paled ‘to a tint | ous nuisance and a needless addition to the com- similar to the radicalism of say, Senator Moses 03|'Plesities of income tax *adminstration, with its New Hampshire. changing and conflicting interpretations. The tax >If a young chap amounts to anything at all, in-| Yields the government $80,000,009 a year. Spokes- tellectually, he is going to.be somewhat radical in| ™em for trade and industry have appeared during his: ideas, It's youth. the present hearings to ask the repeal of the capi- students are conservatives. in the corporation income tax. The Senate’ F:nance ne) committee has adopted the latter course. The gov- Lueky. Boy ernment will lose no revenué, but business will be “A Boston miblionaire, dying, left hls son a ‘Maus relieved of an unnecessary vexation. The change fortune —iut left also $1,000 which, he. providea,| BEE to be written into the law. ; saved be expended in giving the boy's bride-to-be 23 PG aay Ey in’ domestic scfence, so that. sao could be Seating Senator Nye Heook. And, dispatchey.say, she is taking thé (St. Paul Daily News) | 1 whe The: federal senate acted wisely in seating sen] ‘who 1] 4 Gerald P. Nye of North Dakota. tie Say what you will, the old saw} The question of the political ideas of Senator Nye | hOldy good. A-map doesn’t head for the divorce | had nothing to do with the matter. There are all f.very: @ily. if he gets his bacon and eggs | Kinds of political notions. in the senate, and the in- them at home. dividual senators are entitled to thelr opinions 224 : . ea ‘the ‘expression of them. The question in this ‘case ‘was whethor or not a with alteged | #Motted It by the constitution of the United Btates. im Company of|Pome of the old-time politicians, who will resort has ‘been demanded} *? Slmost any tactics to gain an advantage for their [Walsh of | 14e88-0f-goverttment, naturally contehded that North Dome. . Fur-| Deakots should be deprived of one-half ‘of its sena- ree with: ‘It ig fortunate that ped 3 As It Should Be . |Finance committee gets rid of a needless conrples-! ity in the fiscal system without loss of revenue tO, a jump and knocked the platter out of Mister Nosey’s hand. | The time to worry will be when all our college tal stock tax, or at least the inclusion of its amount |, ing, “It’s all my fault. 1 brought igs WRITTEN BY JOHN AL. DEN PRESCOTT TO PAULA ‘don PERIER, BUT NOT ¥ ri my dear Paula, and confess, myself T exp an arrant coward. known this for many y E only within the last weck or two that] dear, en I tell you that at the \T really knew myself to be a coward. One goes on sometimes for all one’s life, not knowing what ut then, to some of | e come and gongs Soe Neve el Tl be set ‘for whi what the rights in the matter actually may be, there comes when one really faces eternity| Paula, I did not’ intend to -write | "RS: cecil ois molding I {pel iri 432 a pe cola dae t that alt his} you this when I commenced this let-| gaqny' teeye eet flaunting his new future is dolding, jn, stor ) living lie. ter, but. having written it, | am go- gees er con! Ds mein cleo This that T have just_w the’ excuse IT must give for writing you at all. I want to ae% you a great and then he finds ou years have been ing ars but it is| ti one heat hav one really is. us, an instant ten is}ing T favor. I want you, Paula, to ‘per-| she suade your producers to give up that] hav sequence from “Hot Steel” that, they ney, and I—well, my dear—if you} ing nigh medieva] times, and many will say that England are going to take at the mill., I will] would have had me, I should have : od : {personally reimburse them for, allmarricd® you. f cae WY has gone out and grabbed a castlé, Americans, Te: they Mave paid out cand. all. che tea d® yo reminds me, May 15 will be straw garded as the world’s most profligates in the waste thev have sustained in the pictvre: In fact, I am willing anything if they will whole matter. thought the world would be a howl- same instant I knew CATARRH IS NOT INCURAB) : AS SOME MAY TELL YOU — BY BR. HUGH 8S. CUMMING with = free discharge. Any inflam- — { mation of any mucous: membrane Pablic Health| the body. may be necompanted by .a vice .. discharge, and such inflammations so din tiie head,” so-| accompanied are, therefore, catarrhal called, if a-condition that has con-| inflammations. Appendicitis may be jtinued with or without an intermis-|a form. The common head cold also sion of symptoms for some months|is just as much catarth as is the or years, Such # cold is usually| type of the nasal inflammation that spoken of aa “catarrh,” the word | becomes chronic. “catarrh” is very much abused. Be- + Sinus Trouble fore the days of the Pure Food and| The longer any inflammation ex- {Drug legislation, it was not uncom-Jists the more that inflammation jmon to find ten, twelve, or even|tends to spread. In few chronic itwenty deceptive. advertisements in| cases is ‘the inflammation limited to our newspapers of surc cures for}the mucous membrane of the nose. catarrh. Usually the disease causes an in- The unscrupulous manufacturers} volvement of the deeper tissues, or of such preparations preyed upon|spreads as been indicated. the credulit of the patie with ex-|) The secretions formed in sinuses, aggerated slatements not only con; |and other cavities drain into the nose cerning the efficiency of their com-|more or less imperfectly, and imper- pounds, but also with equal exag-\fect drainage tends to keep up the eration concerning the terrors and|inflammation. in these places. jorrors ‘of this pase. A few cases of chronic nesal ca- An It mation tarrh when The majority of people to this day | show the presence of still believe that catarrh is some hor-|or of infected or “absces: rible, disgusting, dangerous, and It is necessary in most case: most incurable disease. As a matter|to treat properly a case of catarrh, fof fact, it is usually nothing of the |to provide drainage in order to per- {sort.. A tarrhal condition is|mit the complete removal of the j neither hpi terrible, horrible, | products of inflammation. This is dangerous, nor is it neee: ily in-|the reason why it is sometimes nec- curable, essary to remove a part of the dead Catarrh may be defined as an in-Jor diseased bone, or to open up im- flammation of a mucous membranc | perfectly drained cavities.‘ Moscow Art Musical production and|and Reuben, theatfe owners, accord- it does seem that his hat grows more |ing to George F. Strickling, director shabby as years go by. His is, be-|of the University hand. yond doubt, the most disreputable} The band will play, three times @ crusher to be found anywhere in the|day for a week in the Garrick, Du- Broadway belt. ‘ luth’s largest theatre. This will com- 3 —GILBERT SWAN. | mence the band trip on the Iron (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) | Range in Minnesota. The first engine of its kind in the state, a Diesel two cycle, solid i tion, vertical oil engine, especially arranged for experimental purposes, is now fully installed and in run- ping order at the Mechanical Arts building at the State University, ac- cording to Professor G. B. Wharen . THE PAST of the mechanical engineering de- Just stop and consider the things| partment. of the past and turn the thoughts| It is to be used for student in- over, right well, while they last., struction the second semester. The tasks that you know you have —_— slighted, when mass’d, the right sort} At a mecting of Matrix, women’s of tip for the future wil] cast. journalistic society at the State uni- You can’t let the dead past just|versity, Mary Hetherington, Sioux bury itself, with many unfinished] Falls, S. D., was elected e r-in- things left on the shelf. They per-|chief’ of the Broadside,’ campus hu- son mel | sillive: to ant eee bes mer seat See oka been aes s 2 way, 3! ives in the past, as to] Winnefred Beach, it Grand Forks, Alda ie would, have labor, today. . bt Minn., was elected managing editor, je what you did for me, unless she The-job that you face, day by day,|and Ruth Eleanor Germo, Red Lake New York, Jan. 15.—See-sawing up| can be met if you'll tackle the thing,| Falls, Minn., business manager. and down Manhattan Isle sed!’stead of stopping to fret. To start’s} Other matters taken up by Matrix Klemperer, the giant orchestra lead-jnot the part that is right rd. were the conclusion of plans for the er who is known to Europe as “the'do. It’s the keepin’ i issuing of a Sunday edition of the volcano ‘of Weisbaden.” And ¢ full: cari through. Dakota Daily Student, including a seven feet tall is he, if he js an inch,| So, look to the past so’s to sum| brown picture séction, at the begin- and he comes to America to conduct up your faults/and say to’ yourself,| ning of the second semester. =< the New York Symphony after cut-|“Heres where foolishness halts. The ting a wide musical swath in Eu-|past will mot hinder my chance. wildern: s rather ego- so much so, but it is not you were the tayed in my 8, all oth woman who had rt, while others- ' ie ae sleigh bells and everything, go tn: | Sometimes the next door neighbor ‘donot feel that I am wronging: xling down Broadway attracting far! wonders, “Am I bi ; rae more attention than all the million-} tone?” ! Hee ee aici ‘known that! dollar jazz cars ut the automobile aie : \ i ke Shit. | Sho: The ticket takers at the} It’s pretty ‘tough when young’ hyena to Sel badd n Opera House are wear-:lovers'can’t make up because neither silk hats this season and‘one of them remembers what they most comical they look... ‘hich quarreled about. lie in quite a different i ity’s Bi “ It’s about time the leading girls’ way'than the love I have for 1 pala eS cap A ti J ,O¥° ™¥lcolleges were including pistol shoot- to pay. alinoatbcnew these: one of God" i Cook and Tom Howard, to early rising.”—“The only 4 : fats Hn aa know she is ness ard aomen the firsb-of.homis-one-ef my patenst amit h a 1 don't} i"@ in their home economics courses. fades Paula, do not think I an. but I've had a long time think sikce that accident occurred the mill just two weeks ago. I have$olace in my heart that since then, forj given to any other woman, not even in that instant} 10 you. when you pulled me back from a cer-{ Good God, what am 1 writing? died a hundred deaths I saw so many things tain and horrible death. van First, I knew that you still lovec me, for no one would have put her self in a position where. there wer ten chances to one that she was go (Copyright, 1926, NEA Serv TOMORROW: Night Letter from|7~#5 muckas ten pins being required | everything you say when you're talk- John Alden Prescott to Paula Perier. 5 ve! had, ete.’ comedians, and: they are two of the ‘know art, ‘but I know what I want.” pcre cr very funniest men HA Broadwaysshwal hee vane} About the only Christmas, present Mane much less a disrey, | Bis tise in the world is due to the! He raised his wife at bridge one|that haven't been exchanged are eine like me. She holds ta {Jeve_of any small boy for the circus. night, a photographs. 3 Vibe cannatlobe ivansville, Indy where he spent]| And, though quite on the level, | © Idhood Joc Tigged up a "mu-| When friends had gone, she rai seum and circus” in the family bern.! him back,» 1|He. wired the barn with, electricity; But only’ raised the devil. : and ‘startled the neighhigrhood with} - ee Hiss When you go out to bring home Inc.) | his, dexterity as a” juggler. The| ° * NOW, HONESTLY— | {he bacon be aure and let the butcher “| stable became quite a serious theater} You think your friends believe] Know you got it. that I believe no othe: Wonder what the man who names Pullman cars ‘calls his children? not send a letter like th Week-end fun means no funds. for admission. “In spare” moments] ing. about yourself. i : It takes butane stepping stone to he attracted on the tight rope and inda like you, doncha? NTURES|& 2 -TWINS Sy otive Ronuers BAPTA In bearing a large bunch head so high. ame the man with two no a silver platter. It was a good thing |that he hadn't forty noses because | 72" {he already had such # fine opinion} of n- of himself that his wig kept’ slip-|° « Suddenly the cat smelled the ca- bridge. cesi ever h of catnip on | ile a fire-engine to pump water al: over| Lipton: He found himself in a petty| ‘Tis far better to let the things pies I want. But Nick ‘held onto the ~ soon was going at tee Sonntent A It ela that way, when people ede ieitie cenit -| appearing at carnivals and things.|hear you bra; polling, im tne Chua? ond arch-| Later he trekked to New York and| All of us like to. broadeast our : wound ,up in vaudevil good points, now and then. It's hu-| A, woman always admires: pipe re once,” said the Third Prin-|, Now*Tom Howard w man fature, . smoking until she marries a man stamping her foot. “.- we uave| bY imposing placards of Sir Th But, don’t be too dern human. who smokes one. ’ Just because a swimmer bre: records in indoor pools it . doi mean he is a pool shark. reach the altar—it’s, a diamond. ee rything, I can make all the, mud-/ J in a Philadelphia tea store. With-, that you DO, not, say, advertise your Pe in two years he had progressed from good points. .| errand boy to messenger. This didn't : amuse ‘him sufficiently so he turned| Just a friendly tip to actors who hi; never offered to hand them Oh, ho!” cried Ub Glub Then | his swift line into a monologue num-|are thinking of touring whatever ° ° 1 am not to have my fire engine, am| Der. lis first broadening experience |country the ostitch comes from: an|| A THOUGHT | And he started toward the row] occurred at Minersville, here, | ostrich egg weighs from two to four buttons in the wall. after appearing for, some n » ands. 6 ‘Oh, dear!” thought Inch o” learned to his dismpy ‘that ‘the audi- eee Thou preparest a table before me \ ping backwards, from holding his |«jgere’s where we all disappea ences had been attending on passes] Man In Phone Booth: “Say, I've im the presence of mine enemies: fut scomething woudertul and there was no money-in-the cash!been waiting for a half hout for thow anointest my head with pened just. then. register, He was doing ‘rough stuff” my SE.|™my:eup runneth over—Psalms 23:5. The catnip flew all ang the platter f. and with a loud “Miew” he made over the room (Copyrigh’, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)|_ Saw Morris Gest in front of his} Central—“I’m ringing them.” as oe ty. mA in'an. East Side burlesque, house|I'd ike to get a hold of ; (To Be Continued). when “diseoverod” for Broadway... |gitis' necks ns te OF yOu Great hearts alone understand how mueh glory there is in being good.— Michelet. which were hidden in one of the ever- lasting umbrellas, jumped out and fell to the floor, just missing the cat’s nose by half an inch. . But in falling they cut off, not one, but seven of the catls whiske Up jumped Ub Gltb at on “Good for you, Mister Nosey,” he cried. “You are as brave little tailor wh smart as the 0 killed seven flies with one blow. I couldn't have done better myself. you shall be promoted brass polisher, when fire engine to ride in.” As a reward to be my chief I get my new Naney and looked at each |» other and then at Inch o’ Pie. And Inch 0’ Pie looked at Nancy and then ut Nick. And lo-*-d at each other. What was this Ub then they all Glub: was say- ing? A new fire engine! He had said that he wanted a new fire en- gne, but nobody had promised him Many a tramp was at the front**** but couldn’t get any response, so went around to the ‘hack. =— FABLES IN FACT Weigh 5 Pounds More TALKING, AND ==> “AND WHILE THIS PARTICULAR. MARRIED in Thirty Days MAN. 0) CO J P . ‘ WASN'T. VERY HACKING EDGE -- 1 WAS IN ConA Ing’ BE Rem a arts Cowan’s Drug Store or any coy Ae THERE "HE WAS ABOUT FOUR YEARS OLD Liver Oil Compound Tablets: They . JOTATION MARK HBRE | cost ‘but little, ‘are. sugar coated and TOLD MS He PRESS as pleasant to take as candy. WAS The. t Skinny men and women take then to poeelly put on plenty of good healthy solid flesh and for this pur- CAN'T | pose they are so extremely good that enon thin. men and women often take on MOTHER |5 pounds or more in 30.days. As a matter of fact, your druggist. is auth- orized to return you joney if you don’t take on’5 pounds in 30 days. One thin woman gained 15 pounds S|in six woeks,? Be sure MeCoy’s, ‘the Oil one. . woor little Inch o' Pie was think- the Twins here to this queer place. What if Ub Glub sho: uld take a no- tion to be mean! What if he.should Press a button and slide his silly old castle ‘k into the ground with all of us init. Oh, dear! What will the Fairy Queen ‘say when she hears of it! Oh, dear. me!” But Ub Glub, the Nib Nob of No- bedy’s Land, was speaking. He was saying: “Here are th kers, my dears. See! them has three end: three—how’s that for luck?” “Pretty good,”. said the seven whi: into his knife Pocket. - 4 “I should say so,” beamed Ub Glub, stroking his beard. Or did he have he seven whis- Each one of Seven times Nick, putting a beard? Yes—I think he had two, Or maybe be didn’t have any. ¢ But anyway he beamed and said, “{ should say so.” Then he added, pemmapir A see, 4 ing one with us, e's my fire engine?” ‘we didn’t hap- lancy. id Nancy, , eried. Ub Glub. “Not bring a fife engine? gine} I was sure People alway: take presents,to kings, and th thane Per tire ve bne. It was ON DESK. = TALKING, BUT A-Ms Mp... EDGE OF mole LOok at THE | Manco Passe et fonda. geod a ac “ o- BYRD S---; | Famsctowne Cioady, ess, Haas *ydee eelos Tt he ” t Pe fot,