The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 26, 1925, Page 2

PAGE TWO THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE GILBERT SWAN PICKS TEAM OF CELEBRITIES An All-American Eleven of “All Americans” Is Title yen the Squad nize their pinnacles accom So one will fa For they rlded s All-American eleven of CANS was s > York writer ub hat 1 have explain w trted to do T set out to se rom the Individual Aff “T sought men only intima kno: rank and file, but who : a great degree of who have our elected persons pur g these are the A couple of them, at are entitled to that distin I have not attempted to ma “I prese ir just as an ven of ALL-AMERI- o take issue rican e| Those who wish with me The names of Swan’ are presented he by his crisp com Chauncey Depew Living proof lionaire and a business snd still keep his sense of One man who has stayed All- Ameri con them, nied man may be a mil xenius his mind and still placed a ‘chuir- man of the board’ on his door, Ma Ferguson The gist of the suffragist. Well she started it and you can't tell what the girls will aim at next Yessir, | a woman can be in polities and still Woman's retain her femininity! place is in the capital he only made had to put it on the map. way! k anybody fe's a very | Who owns it? e, of course, W. propos t | Dr. Charles W. Eliot | Thanks to him vn measure| learning by shelf space and time it by minut ft minutes a day at ‘the B-foot Quick lunches, hort cuts to know . grab and run, If that isn't A what is? Billy He rewrote the can language. in the Ameri up your reli- SATURDAY, DECEMBER 26, NEW FEDERAL HIGHWAY Here Is Map Showing Main SODUS CREEK A ad tional signs.” The first group will be in black black and white, The signs are shown above, to indicate names of rive’ towns not on route; C—Di Sign under st. Caution signs; N—Standard route marker. This map, issued by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is the fruit of long efforts to create a uniform highway system in the United States. Uniform markers have been designed to replace the large variety of signs on these roads and make interstate tour- ing easier. here are 145 routes covering a total of Even-numbered routes will run east and wes ys. The Routes Approved by Federal Committee for Cross-Country Motoring creeks, and towns; B—Cro ance marker to points on route ‘d route marker showing direction route follows at fork; F to M- SYSTEM | @HUNTINGTON.......10 € LEXINGTON. KY. 148 => CHARLESTON, W.VA.43 => NORFOLK. VA. and yellow background, the other will be around the map. They include: A-—Sign 1d sign giving distance to D—Spced limit sign; ition, boys. You can’t one-step into] ——-———— os e SS heaven with a bum foot, no sir! The j i : fl \ Otter Tail Power company’s line at on) 0 THESE “MAVERICKS” FLOCK BY __M'CORMACK coh ges HOUSE MEMBERS ENVY DIGNITY. 32," | , ora other ¢ } is to be ne ie es . crease: sked by ened oth lc Telephone rate iner asked by j Red Grange a Bun Wile bd hesedin- a number the Dakota, Central. Telephohe com- i RcBreauhessus that in the 90-ya THEM of solo selections, and they will have | DING ie at Ashley, Oakes ! the quick money goal, ro-| ? | one duet number, while the Victor | ‘ thave been pended } n gets thrown for a loss, | Me eee Orchestra iueenden several | pending investigation by the board to } maybe there is something: 1 Por satcal clesimulee . \deterniiid if thes ix are in being an ice man. As! - . F BY CHARLES P. STEWART jmed ions and the fact that he’s aj justified. . 1 “ ollywood--whe | 7 equests : s ‘ rarer species Y an cee Henry Ford | BY CHARLES P. STEWART ty—un appendage that isn't celebrating the first ann y Of Senatite cewallec, eftice: uilsing== im any bigger bug than his fel-1 NEWS BRIEFS | j No street, no desert, mountain or! ington, Dec. 26.—No body in| wanted. ——- the’ inauguration of its radio broad- | Sweller, that i to say, than the Tep- ere varathe jorhernenu kos een ae, rulch complete without one. They'll | Congress is so favorably situated for), “The only place they fill is that of | | : |casting ac = it ie prpconting (SMe me the capitol building. S| eRe AaS xo anywhere a goat can! Now he ile tail to the elephant. It is Same Artists Heard Last] the e artists’ who were heard ae joke. The aw -! In the old days, when s| 5 cell abe they'll fly. Tf he could only] having a good time as a party dele- tail, and it makes the elep January 1, 1925, in deference to the | ,Atats, nO Joke, The average Teh atures chose the senator = /bed the Guarantee State bank here teach them to With ail| cation of one. AaDani aE GOR Sama ew Year’s “Night to | written wishes ‘of more than 70,000 texcter has a public outer olfice and #tor could get control of one and | of $9,000 and escaped, his millions he ed upon as one! A member of a big ion has ae * = F x radio fans. Out of the flood of ap- aap easton ile he has Make it reelect him every. time, there | ’ rr i. By ” s for the two gentlemen besides . h an inner private one, while he has ™ CRE rate aa HG Aberdecn—Jack Atgo, alias Mike of the plain people jto submit to party discipline. He's| myself whe are “mavericks be: Again Be on the Air plause letters resulting from the oniy one, for himself whatevor, your ,ginee re teanons wuy Be OMe | cin, aud Abie Wyatt, sure. sen- Thomas Edison jacog. Truc, he can insurge, but he’s [long to. the i i concert, almost every, wyiter casual rabble may drift in. Some {iirc tie representatives, ue had tenced to 14 to 12 yours, respectivel: Synonymous with science in 80 per! hated if he does, which costs him po-| (there are two ae NOE LE Shi Mec, nade the specific request that M representati have partitions put/ ts e ene i e roe Td the'stato prigonvon pleas of guilty cent of the minds. Put on another | litical advantages he'd enjoy other-| the house, though only one wie no weCor, | Cormack and Bori be put on the air jn'but that cramps the Sven ewe ves insth eae ehaepetl GEA a record, Susic! That one isn’t snappy | Wise. 1iSepaten anlicwe: a en the lio pro. | 2eain. F F Such is the whole ex bi 1 aap ninay 4 Aes i d turn down the lights! } A delegation of one hax none but) ty the uppendas Outstanding, convert, , AS Was the case with the first Vie the proposal to spend $7,000,000 on a' tp, #,renmesentative, only not so often.) ayy penjamin F. Ferriss pout him there could never himself to think about. He isn't al Berger has a sprightly style nding concert tor radio program, .the comin new’ office building for the lower thats all Al aighoee HpIAH era poagvediay here ii ha xe been 3 fox-trots, moonlight, rebe)) He’ ily Minority party and] doesn't mind taking a erack at bim- | th 1, through cere Will the beginnin, house. The present ‘onc is ull right! .° v 11870 as fur trader, died. waltzes and lapper p ies. {gets recognition as such | self as e Si othe ch goes|R. C. A’s aw a i he mere Ls i urison with the Sen- oi can ’ ee if *: Harold Bell Wright | Senator Henrik Shipstead, Minne- | eee en 3 range rm ane font He stat raalebtoadeatiie’ seating Eee. a eantentia inv¢he world; ee aioe tae en j senator of Elmer Armstron; Grand 5 Hearted Joe's” best friend. | Farmer-Laborite, is distinguish-| popular in Congress, Berger, person-|in the world. Crnde rane CC asery tata Anite wer Sound Reasoni | But othe: Ke sentenced to jail for 30 A's well in the world except. the|€d thus to the upper, and Represen-| ally, is a popular congress With WJZ will be hooked up the | D&tlled announcement-of this: There may be a bit of sound rea] PUe | ¥ | $100) when found crities, but what should he care soj tative Vietor L. Berger, Wisconsin | stations: KYW, Chicago; | Probably, will be made shortly soning behind th onlay thay, HLS manne ABR sesy long a5 his novels sell by the million, | Seialist, in the lower hous | BOTTLE | sbur Spring, | U8, MeCormack-Borl concert. . | ansietyifor aclbits TOON deice Canna Mee nes mine. Me viekts? i ad a fellow ner: | ered t Se - y sh its F y e. rae " . ay vthing, of movie, right a 59 | aber getaion, Mache Joba th lee ee tered ares [fields WGY, Schenectady; and WRC.) sect from the Victor recording Ce TL esi got the [BO Tight. The setting has a lot to) ; “Irving Berlin ithe last Congress, but uot in this. lmilk. The the milk Witt MeGoriace 1 Bort wil! bo | ties in New York, and thence to WJZ" i pression that he's a big ma He {2° With’ tha appearance of a gem. | From rags to riches, or should it} In the house, sit teom the bottle into a eines, ual the isaed the Vidor Coneae Gmieae. pnd: whe. obisr stations Invthe Hadio. snieinisiuhh unt 5 ae | b riche out of a Aneway, they | ot New Fork, level) Guardia | irate diner poured the milk bac under the direction of Josef Pas: |COTPor@ton hookup. 2 jin malaath ision 1 Fi f 4 | im ragtime’s middle name. 3 rk, who classes officially | to the bottle, from which he gr: tern = a massive private office door, An an-! course, he came out of the ghetto. By ciulist. uardia, however, | the last drop. While details of the programs have} Use Gas, the scientific fuel.!te-chamberful- of suitors wait with-| | the way, what’s the tune of ‘Alex-| : is _ who couldn't ee out, upon the invisible statesman’s ; ( | ander's Ragtime Band? [get his own party nomination in the ape ee se ee ey { { | lary Pickfor LP en a ced i “ secretary for an audience. By the Americas sveatheare ete, She| Socialist. Actus Berger floc THE PEMBINA BRIDGE time you get to him you feel you've , was there when the galloping cellu-; ome: accomplished something. This must ‘ y | loids were just learning to lope. Turn ey Stan e ! “¥ 5 / Riv e A 3 Fy bea mighty important individual, | ¢ , Mand hte ‘presidente foose on { -,Shipstead und Berger stand well An Interstate Structure Across the Red’ River Between Pembina and St. Vincent. But a representative!—you walk} Ses | U me street and bet on Mary toj They ha committee - —— - — ave te ‘ ee ight into his office without knock-| Applicition has been filed a| pull the crowd, ee a oe 2 ES ing and there he is, « mere ordinary the state railroad’ board by the Elev- — ee ations r human being, 1 ourself. Nobody] trie Construction company of & cig ee 2 , LESS WINTER Le ere Un EE Sh) cools his heels. at a representative's | Forks for permmfssion to sell $51.00 HONEY ANDTAR| ~ » ying le door. He hasn't any door he ean keep| iti 6 per cent bonds. Of the issue | informed, the shut. P/ $412,000 will be wsed te buy tye plant wD COEDS' ; | thoriti A Wide Distinction of the Cooperstown Light and Power TONEY rom tl class as “personag even in Wash-| The joint application of the 5 Sheffield Ave. Chicage, Il, writh . jthe big ington, where the: curiosity,| Forks and Cooperstown firms vr name end eddtess| el ‘You! will SOWN THIS y | terested whereas representatives, though they| permission to make the sale alZ gelve a saniple bottle a may be looked up to at home, signify| has been approved. 5 a alsd saraphe B Fe. pal fror nothing in particular at the capital! The board also has: the | diuretic stimiant for the kidneys, 7 sei SS ceN s és » toward the ‘insur- unless they really have done sonie-|#pplication of P. L. W for | Cathartic rae erependable rem ea of winter wh {[ gents, who claim to bi to 4 thing to make thei count, | permission to construct an electric | fom opiates ard have s 39,540,000 |Party when the b doesn't Why this wide distinction? transmission line to connect with the.|;yeople Try them! cent less tha consider That they. ae, = The House can do nearly’ every-!* of 39,956,000 acres sown last Ont Lae nm Bright Side thing the Senate can and some things the department of agriculture toda. he two, Berger himself, the Senate can’t. They're equally unwounced, ee : paid. » Representatives: are more nu- The sowings in the fall of UREN aria ese ik 9 He hi merous ‘than senators, but what of 38,664,030 and in the fall} fran a. Se eens ot Ake Banding that? To be sure a’ senator possesses || ; 1 acre: ue geen is Basing. # 4 nd ‘a y certain speéch-making privileges that lems : wrong direction, he representatives. don’t enjoy, ‘but the F ge aban- |*° out and out, and + he representatives cauld enjoy them also donment cent of the acre. | To idea what the be—some- | if they chose to change their own = age sown to winter wheat. The (thing fier ‘ou iy cture, from bjs rules. For that matter, Viee Presi- ¢ abandonment has ranged from 1.9|Pesimistic air. “These views arcn’t | dent Dawes is trying to muzzle the a ‘dies a per cent to 28.9 per cent in different | Popular.” he agrees, “but we may ax Senate, too. The purchaser of my shares in the years during that period. ; wel facts. ‘ 3 Senator Has The Edge .. A eG MH canaition. Ge wieer: wh tly more of « In Just one way u senator does have Bowman Furniture Co. wil be associ- December 1 was 82.7 per cent of a| 7 Pee Things are a little edge. He serves three times * . ae A normal compared with 81,0 a year | {fr bad to worse, certain as long between elections as a rep- ated with C, W. McGray, Kris Kjel- ; i ago, 88.0 two years, ago, and 84.9, the | a ji fo <5 t eC ra redentative. ; vs d VB ? Wii "« * 10 year Dee. 1 averag H 1 they've ‘fone the at and his’ superior office accom: O: V. wman — The ark gown to rye is 000 eg Jes Uiayrll begin Le Srbprew (ae i ine ales Sry 8 Ha an ; 0 an — all live acres which is 16.2 per cent less than} Her ist : SS wi S. the civised estimate of We have two volitical portin ; es 4, oe t 4,088,000 acres sown in the fall of 1924. The condition of rye on December 1 was | 83.8 per cent of normal, compared with 87.3 a year ago, 89.9 two years go and 88.7, the 10 year December 1 average. f RS EEO Cook with Gas. It’s Ideal Fuel. the two minds with but a singte thought, ’ two hearts ich beat as one—for capitulism and big business, “We have a so-called opposition culled the insurgents. They get their | BOT LAE from Bp fact that, in is country, we have no opposition ‘ party, and people like to see @ sem-| The bridge was opened to the public about August 1, 1925. It was designed by the engineers of the blance of opposition. But all they| North Dakota State Highway Department and approved by the Mingesota Highway Department wh‘ch are is an appendage to the Republi-| bore one-half the cost. Including approaches, the bridge is 768 feet long and cost $184,000.00. , . INQUIRE ‘OF Bismarck’s Exclusive Funeral Director. ©" PARLORS 210 -5th St. PHONE 687W