The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 23, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune! Ag Independent Newspaper ‘EWSPAPER Berlin w THE STATE'S OLDEST (Established 18 Published by the Blsmarck Tribune Company, Wife agrec What’s Needed dis hich has been dévised there. to go and not to do atches tell of an “ideal marriage com It sets forth , a long list of rules telling what the husband dnd | And the inspired doit who drew the rules up de Bivinarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at) jares that ghis compact will forever prevent di Hismarck, ag second class mal] matter, Stitt George D Mann ent and Publisher ¥°" ~ - —— | He might have saved his effort. It doesn't take Subscription much to make a happy a Just love, taet Dally by carrier, Kind liness and an earnest desire to make a ge ef it Dally by mail, per ye Dally by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) : Dally by mall, outside of North Dakota...... Member Audit Bureau of Circulation That rec or -.. 6.00 6.00 pects to Member of The Associated Press ! The Associated Press {s exclusively entitled to the 1 is unbelievable, the standard of living this use for republication of 14 mews lane tchen ti country has attained Your chore boy probably ty It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and alsc ere et 0) tite (ie iceal pews of spontaneous origin published here- tn autemonie a fourth hand Ford, mostey | tn All rights of republication of all other matter! junk. which he bought tor $5 down and $15 still to | herein are also reserve pay A traveler, en route from Frisco to Seattle, | = strmestniies recently passed on the train a log cabin, ‘They stili 2 Foreign Representatives fice. aa mails Hl G. LOGAN. PAYNE COMPANY ven Such things in the Oregon woods, But | CHICAGO DETROIT a small automobile parked outside, [t Tower Bidg. Kresge Bldg. .,, then a hor and Was far more useful YNE, BURNS AND ag blag.” that di car, almost anywhere else in YORK - Fifth Ave, Bldg. . : NeW YORK ener vid eae ieee ' would be a rieh man’s luxury (OMiclal City, State and County ewapaper) Chore Boy Drives an't ff in able ipe in love Ise. you're the persow hi to stay by formula His Auto Now Rich Bevond Measure who ex THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE There Ain’ Vai you hi | doubtles or My aecident f | might you | the Tam | the re Wo i} the ough I hope the T mig allowdd to s Mr. Whitn to with ed ublicity You will o Santa Claus WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23, 1925 THIRD OF WORLD IS HARD OF HEARIN DR. HUGH S. CUMMING | are much too serious for any treut- | ment except that which you can ob- Surgeon General, . Public Health) tain from the best specialist. H Service | Sound medical advice on the relief Some authorities estimate that at| of ear troubles is not to be obtained bird a adults are partly | from the advertisements of ear drops ‘or hoth ears. A certain| or from those who may sell these of this affliction 1s the| advertised preparations. ‘ le of Children occasionally place buttons BY i processes arising ou vil: a U var itself, Aden that develop| or similar Objects in the ear. If and that e! tosillar tis-| these lie near the outlet they can thove the pi and stoppages,| sometimes he removed without the ! nose pal colds are| aid of a physician, but you should (nore often causes of deafness than] remember that the’ drum of the ear se of the car itself. pid ear trouble it is important which extremely means so much to the delicate and child in the that e be kept in a healthy| future, is only a short distance in- condition. Few people realize the| side and that any effort of this kind important part played by the nose in| made by the unskilled should be very jthe preservation of good hearing. | gentle, indeed. | 1 of our ear troubles de-| -Sometimes an insect crawls into ‘velop not in the outer ear but in the] the ear. In such cases the actus! {middle ear and the eustachian tube nger is less than the {Which opens from it. This, tube for the insect soon rves us a drainage canal and helps sweet oil dropped into to muuntain an equality of air pres- cause the insect to ure on both sides of the ear drum.| come When you are in a healthy condition] e this pressure is kept equalized be- whenever you swallow or yawn ut, but here ugain you should ereise caution, If an object gets to the car it is sometimes more dangerous to try to remove it th: ave it alone until a doctor can nsulted, No one other than a surgeon should ever attempt to re move an object from the ear by in nu} serting an instrument. Another source of ear trouble is sometimes an undue accretion of ear wax, Sometimes cold weather, ‘the entrance of cold water into the eur au suffer from persi frequent this happéns the equalized and the pushed out of of the of the ear ure thus begun. causes the eur wax to harden, Far It frequently ppens also that al] wax is a necessary secretion found asl douche dQ with pressure| in the healthy ear and is not an jwhich forces into the eusta-| abnormal condition, chian tube or into the middle Under ordinary conditions wax When this hapnens, trouble is does not accumulate unduly. The ty start. Authorities are gene glands produce a quantity of wax agreed that the indiscriminate use! just sufficient to protect the inner of nasal washes is unwise. Another procedure which is to he condemned is the dropping of oil or ear from dirt and dust. Parents who are scrupulously clean may be over- zealous in the matter of scraping every icle of ear wax from their children’s ears. It is easy to start an ir ion in the ear that will produce ‘an increased secretion of ex wax as well as other ear troubles, commercial ear drops or laudanum in- to the ear for the purpose of relieving in he. the head turhances of ‘arache, ringing noise urges and other di the hearing apparatus seen any night in company with al pink-facpd cavalier. Perhaps it’s just 4 matter of ot ting used to it. And so I give little heed when I see the fat-pouched old jbaldneads dancing around with gol-| And they'll eat all they can} den-locked cuties of 19 or 40. [> But it is always with a shock that “Oh do, please, don't talky Mister|] observe an ancient dame, fresh 5 Claus,” begged Mrs. Claus from the beauty parlor, but still be- ‘At this the Twins ran off to look|traying every year of her age in the for the lost reindeer. tell-tale lines of the face and the (To Be Continued) shrunken figure, trying to step], A er can lay 60,000,000 eggs, (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)| around the dance’ floor of a night| Dut a hen can't, so there is no use Tam sure if.) me have the pea x will bre you will! t gorgeou ress in pictures that will 1 allow e given me a m concerned your olde mo who: New York, Dei But not one: d. 1 eoutd New Ye Moe eaiving me | dozen and one 1 VENTURES. the ‘TWINS | Ly OLIVE ROBERTS BARTCi | enreful ure miss First Quarter of Century Passed he aunaal badger of national expenses hia Within i few days. | n century will he ! enormous sum — over e-gaarter endec 1 it is estimated that the hi Ne end all that and half a bil ' gifts clone this year, Wha ioilii,, Wa to pay in sixty nh pleasant or la 1 w to express the this up-to date int youth We think we toward manhood Ioage. 4 nt hye t we rieh he twenti tu Lie al LEA is it awed the baka caaciite @ | Editorial Comment | ineffectual cheek ot The Army's Red Grange thongh a long era of penee and (Minneapolis Journal prosperity were HW omankind could keep, ‘The Government paid ward rhisch $2800 a on hiving: in the way, devising himself) yer. housed him and fed him, for the four years few more inventions, perhaps, and in particular jthat he spent at West Point, b trained for an Woing something useful with that new toy, the au | Army commission, ‘The Government paid) the of tomobile; but on the whole enjoyir very orderly ficers and instructors who did the training. Inci and untroubled existence Jentally. the nment paid a football coach to Disillusionment came + develop G star player in that gam Just what will be about the World War two} Last spring Edward Garbisch was grad hundred ye from now we cannot tell, Future! West Point and commissioned a lieutenant historians may be able to write of it as the last.) cadet entering the Military Academy signs an agree- | final blow that jarred all of us into a slow iza- |; ment to serve in the Army for at st eight year four weaknesses and shortcomings and so |/Garbisch's agreement still had nearly four 3 ve way for an enduring peace; or, alas jrun when he resigned his commission the other may have to write that it was merely the to become a professional football player, of a welter of fighting and bloodshed that sent | First and last, the Government spent a good many | civilization plunging back into the dark ages, We|thousands of the people's dollars on Garbisch, pre cannot fell now umably because the Army is in constant need One thin kn The state of aifairs that | trained offic What the nation got out of this existed prior to leftover, so to speak | investment, though, was not another highly com from the preceding century -can never return to|petent officer for the Army, but another highly com us Por better or for worse, the first quarter of | petent: professional football player to drag dollars this century has brought us great chang What |into grandstands for greedy promoters. hus been can never be again | The Garbisei BOCs irange case on We hardly realize it now. Pat the century that} worse, The Government could have saved mone i ding into its second quarter is a century of land gotten an equally satisfactory result had this {¢ ohn Wohas broken our old dreams, smashed | young man’s West Point trainimg been limited te the ancient ways of life, done away with the staml-|the gridiron. [It is college football that lays the ! ards and shibboleths that used to guide us. Wel golden eggs for promoters of professional football. may not like this, but it is true If the promoters keep to their present course they Our task during the next quarter of a century|may kil their goose is to find some seher iving that will be in har ——-- mony with the new age, Until the end of time, we] The Mitchell Verdict hall have an era of machinery and ever more ma | (Minneapolis Journal) ; chinery. Our troubles in the past few years wer he Mitchell court-ma verdict does not sur- they not primarily caused hy our inability to adaptlprisn, In view of the facts, no other outcome esuld | ourselves to this change? = We must meet th have been expected new conditions “or give way tow race thatean, | Cotonel Mitchell, it must be remembered, was on Yet the task, after all, isn't difficult. From of liyiat for breach of discipline. The offense was old there Gas been a formula for human welfare | proved. Discipline is the foundation rock of the “to have life and have it more abundantly.” ‘TiS | Army, Peaches must be punished, can be done in an age of whirring wheels and spine] tut this doesn't, mean that the Nation is not Hing engnies ws well as in the bronze age. We eit) debtor to Colonel William Mitchell, Possibly noth fooe Wemusl Jing short of Mitchell's sensationalisin could have uae far, during Che next 25 years, we can al) shocked the American public into realization of | So remember that our machines were made 1' 'the grave but remediahte defects in the air p licies | and not us tor the machine; that kghter, lave] ar yoth the War and Navy Departments, Naat Coda on inh ne a a ls Undoubtedly Colonel Mitehell overstated the exse hatred and suspicion and intolerance thevonlys eee ee sean eooard Cen Rilmes, We noo fear—well, nerhinps we-can get the | roy tena ae nave nee : , ‘ |though, understatement would bave been more ¢ twentieth century back on the right trac! aly to th 7 : The United States, while spanking Colonel Mitch Shine NV Word to Chester jell with one hand for a very evident violation of Peres is cnianiee cde Me stores ‘9 Army regulations, should pat him on the head with nee ne aia inty your O%M ihe other hand for a genuine service in awakening |, > EE ent me other Title Chester's Aunt the public to the seriousness of the Federal De slipping on, the : hound you may ran across her | nartments' neglect of the Country's aerial de You ha 2 She is risking her bridgework and all to sail th : some of the uncharted seas of Christmas shopping, and, Chester ‘ aoe | Bs aes Good Suggestion don't you be a rock in ler course ' Yon may see Grandpa downtown, too, Chester (irs County. Inceneadaat) 2 or Uncle Ralph. 1 not your Grandpa or your Unelo| GOVe™BoF Sorlie's suggestion that some method be | s Rtaiph, some othey little Chester's Grandpa or Unele et for redepositing surplus funds of the Bank of Ralpa. Stay close to Mama’s side and don't upser | Neth Dakota in state banks Seems sound, With Grandpa, because Grandpa isn’t as young as he used |SU7PIus now of some eight millions, the manag lobster. = to be and he breaks easily. - Your Uncle Ralph |Ment is looking with favor upon a plan whereby ted tol de PAL Be nae aes Se this money can serve a need in Nort akota rather | h ins d : Smt Brest ae easily, but if you step om his foot, | {His momey can serve : nee JB North Dakota rather | he: hens ge | . he one with the bunion on it, your Uncle Ralph |" aoe gney Cente s bed-qua or quilt-{ muy for that this is res ae 2f care is taken in placing this surplus, the money qua s caused by the little man| ; y t this is really and truly the Christ: | 7 EE ae Ae pes i Sunt Cleae vee vena = Mas season and that old Santa Claus is really com-|*tuation can be eased in certain centers without | ; | ing. peril to state funds, Careful management is nec . ither dead of cured by| eben aie ah a 2 | C. A. Gree! anager, is ri i si c he chuckled. “Mrs.} Wateh your step, Chester, and, Aunt Emma, yon » A. Green, manager, ie Melt dy ORDGSINE | Cie ceet whore ii aoc like Ge i Wateh yours, too, and that goes for Grandpa and | ort on the part of politicians or others to u out a cold. But there! This isn’t] Uncle Ralph. : the reserves of the Bank of North Dakota to bolster two rascally rei | up carefully managed should be us The Only Remedy i Detroit is going to spend a hundred millions on | ‘1° ening streets to make room for the traffic in| MOniow Detroit's chief product. Sorhe of the streets wit) | ?"?" \be over two hundred feet wide. And then they will not be wide enough for the cars, though they are much too wide for the pedestrians who try to ‘cross hem. 4 ' s there any one-story remedy, in our many-storied cerned We make them, instead, thirty stores high. |} "ight tion, of ‘plea’ that Mr. the traffic that goes on rails, ut for the. individual traffic, whether on foot or rubber tires, we cling to the old way, forcing lestrians to find their ways through the most | erous class of vehicular traffic, and ond | \danger of that traffic to its drivers and passen- also, le only final remedy, unless we are. to seck the ore radical one of abolishing congested cities listricts entiroly, will be in multiple-story | weak banks, Mr. Lemke tells We do not make office busldings a mile | Principles involving the welfare of humanity, ° have even inade two and three storied streets, | @V° accused him of being actuated by selfis’ Country than overstatement. Only strong banking institu The Industrial Commis sion working Noble Mr. Lemke (Grand Forks Herald) the world that he personal ambitions, is with pun: but handsome of Will 1. There are tho: hi ing an eye on the main chance. Lemke has the true Christma It's greatly to his credit, And he himself has said it, That he is a friend of man. For he might have had ambitions Like the lesser politicians: But in spite of all temptationg To indulge in such flirtations, He remains a friend of man. spirit. ed as state deposi- har with the bankers should devise a safe “not con- with That who ambi St is nt to know that this is all wrong and to find it inte n't. you thin n 2” of fe ure I do,” s “They can't be And those two nook and corner . Inch 0’ Pie, the elf who brought | you heve could ‘go with you, But Tj have a suspicion you'll have to go! south to get them ! repeated 'do you think they went Clan i could go after} know every | s whole coun-; Santa Cl : one of my jokes, d. “Every way is south from here. If you go lout of the front door you xo south,| and if you go out the back door you! go south, and if you go out either of the sige doors you xo south. We are lon th& tippermost top of the world. | “Sure, we'll hunt for the lost reindeer, Santy Claus!” cried Nick. “Come on, Nan, we'll get Inch 0? Pie and the two and we'll find them in a hurry.” Twins. Lemmings!" —eried the What “Oh, pay well to of “lions.” young man wor! eu back they come rived on gr widows” NEV YORK alf enough has been) but I can give three volumes of proof New York show there are*ten “big just gone back to resume her studies} ck the at the University of Towa. t ventures" that she had joined the chorus mere- that bi ittle * Nor is the modern game of “eradle 23.--The “big but- rele | club with a lad young enough to he| im the .hen’s worrying about it. her grandson. The one I have in mind not only spread with “warpaint” but dangled baubles from arms, fingers etre clue, 990 say, Not.at allt], Slag from steel mills is being used Dear old grandma is having a last|in making cement now. We don't fling as surely as any sugar daddy. | know how bakery pies are made, {In Bra say people should eat les y will,” unless something | happens to present prices. zil there are fish which Somebody once raised the question x cecand See ter and egg man” has long since) Where do chorus girls go in sum-| like dogs which might like to enulowed Ml found his place on the map and inl mer? chasing catfish. the dictionary. Many answers were volunteered,! te cine cay hos h.the dictionars Hany a : We doubt if all the radio pchalt_ enoug sail : due to the weather, Some of it must 5 Pou: will HaRORRaR TELE d_ about his feminine prototype,' that the Broadway belles are not al-| 8 Wel so tneen in Pitaberen al insurance widow,” or the ways the wicked ladies that the| be in the orchestra: mrent deal-of 1 | nd pastry woman,” or) movies and story books would have < a im Great eal of your’ chile tr name you wish to give her,! ys believe, ing hristmas could be worse. | Muil- ‘of ivour’ husband, and r every “butter and egg man”| For instance: Marie Jensen, who} ine earls é ee ut suppose they Husband ane th a pretty chorine im a was in the “Mayflower” chorus, has mailed the bills early? Some stenographers haven't mach It seems . more sense than their bosses. i} pom oy of i. | of which New York is so full. Check-[ Jy to get a thesis on stage psychol- 2 — : ee ‘| Ing over a list of the bankroll: that | ogy. But, then, she may come back,!, Even, if, the packers do, report a Foonii listed Mikes | Keep alive the very “arty” public ‘And May Clark, of“ Puree," hoe shortage you needn't try to apa a ge fa) | tions, and exhibitions and little the-' pecame hom and to see; make one out of yourself, ater movements [ note that '75 per her mother in Atlantic City, Having) (Copyright, 1 ervice, Ine.) grie cent of the donors are women, bobbed her hair since last she visited] 5 = - (Copstig nah home she faced the sume family; : There are any number of young scene y other ¢ ellie Rob-| News From the | TT s letter contin-| men who know this list far better) erts of the ities” g to dra A 5 ceo ORROW:: “This: letter-contin: | ean Tand'who draw. upon it (for school after show. hours and| { State University | any number of fine-sounding ven-| studies to be an actress. és tures that afford excellent incomes | O'Rourke, who appears the Silve ee You dont mean femons, do you?" | #8 long as they last. lipper, takes vocal and acrobatic] The fourth annual “Who's Who" at ked i Among my acquaintances are two Jessons off stage in order to achieve the State University, to be featured Claus laughed so} Youn men, both in their early t comedy heights, ete, et the 1927 Ducotan, will be select- ralled out of bed, | ties Who, to my knowledge, have for- some of them step out with} ed this hy a faculty committee las rushed into the roon | gotten, the meaning of the | word, s ddies, but the great white'of three, according to Miss Karleen could: h appened ” Having little else to do but filled with girls hungry for] Home and dames Fuller, who are edit- “ , j teas and other! home and struggling for Digger) ing that section of the 1927 year Lemon Dear me, no, dS: t ga oung men have places in the spotlights. book, Claus when he finally oth i equiintance among GILBERT SWAN DaaliBalhecnaalicthreecacarseahe Lenin) nin re Eee LN ep of importance” in the world) (Copyright NEA Service, Inc.)| University students have chosen the “hy son and [jot writers andiavtisty, The insur: fifteen campus leaders to comprise y [ance widows" a willing to) g—————_____-______-- | the “Who's Who” by ballot. While Tonight’s Radio oe—_—_—_—__-—_—--* Eastern Timo | the students will vote their choice by ballot "for this year’s celebrities in the junior and Senior class, the fuculty “committee's action will be final and does not have to agree with CLERK LOOKING |; FOR ARTICLE. | REQMES QvesT FOR ARTICLE. SHOVES HAIR PACK GO AND GET “OUR HAT AND PUT (T ON Bf ~ ANYTHING TO KEEP THAT POODLE « FRINGE OUT OF wouR EYSS GCITHER Do THAT OR SEE THAT UM WAIXED ON SY O NE OF TOUR OTHER CLERKS —PREFERABLY IONS THATS HOPELESSLY BALD {ut snatching” limited entirely to fat) WwJ Dinner concert./the vote of the student body. Santa ¢ bankrolls from the cloak-and-suit’ g—Orcestra. 9 nee program. ‘Reference books are by no means cpt the lemmings. helt. 2 KDKA (309) 6:20—Dinner concert.| the only type of book students seek mings better than you do More than one grandma is to be g;30—Concert. “ at the Stute University library, ac- fast abn ee é peek ae WCAE (461.3) 6:30—Dinnet con-| cording to Miss Christian Dick,’ act- cert. 9--Concert. ing librarian. Nearly every student WGY (379.5) 6:45—Dinner pro-| has a hobby, says Miss Dick, and calls EVERETT TRUE gram. for books on numerous und widely WEAF (492) 7:30—Concert by the United States Army Band. To WCAP. (469), WJAR 5.9) 8—Huyler’s Bon Bon Buddies.” To WEEI (476), varied subjects, Some studenta are interested in books of u sociological nature; oth- ers are fond of books on English TWCAP (469), 8:308—-"Pooley Con-| literature; books of travel are es- cert.” To WOO (508.2), WCAE|pecially popular. Fiction is read to (461.8). 9—“Ipana Troubadors.” To] a great extent but the*general pre- ‘WEEI | (476), WCAP (469), WOC|ference is for magazines. Univer- (484), WWJ (352.7), WCCO (416.4),| sity students prefer magazine stories WGR (319), WSAI (326.9), KSD|to books because magazine stories (545.1). 10—Musical program by|are shorter and can be more quickly |“Roxy and His Gang.” To WCAP| read. (469), WJAR (305.9). 11-12—Ben| The magazine room of the library Bernie and his orchestr iy a poular place on Sunday after- noons, when the library is open from mere jaa Central Time =| 2:00 to 5:00 o'clock, Miss Dick states. KYW (536) 6—Dinner music. 7:30] A large number of students go there ~Studio concert. 10—Midnight re-| regularly to spend a quiet afternoon vue. 1—“Insomnja Club.’ P reading their favorite magazine or WMAQ (447.5) .6—Organ recital.| following up a continued story which |8:30—Musical program. 9—WMAQ|has interested them. | players. Bite Jadian program by peer ae Gaiiwahgowah. DaEkan 5 ‘ 4 WGN (370.3) 6:20-7—Dinner con-| are eliptical, TERRORS fetes cert. 8-9—Hour of music. 10-11 Dance program. | WHO (526) 6:30—Orchestra. 7:30 |—Theater program, 9—Dance pro- | gram, : KSD (545.1) 7—Orchestra. | James Rohan, tenor. WLW (422.3) 7:40—Orchestra. —Piano classics. 11—Quartet.. 11:1 j—Johanna Grosse, organist. WDAF (365.6) 8—Glee Club. 11:45 —Nighthawk Frolic. WCCO (416.4) 10:05—Dance pro- jgram, 11:30—Organ recital. | | Mountain Time * | KOA (322.4) 6:30—Dinner concer |8—Studio program. 10—Dance pro- | gram. \ | KFI (467) 6:30—Concert. 7 Harris, detective stories. 7 | Ysabel Bowen, soprano; Frank Barr | tenor, and Theron Bennett, compose! | pianist. 8—Radio artists. | chestra.” 10--Orchestr: A prudent man foreseeth the cvil, and hideth himself; but the simple’ yom on, and are punished.—Prov. We fccomplish more by Si than by force—Tacitys, ome women are content to stick [in the mad of-beanty parlors. prudence