The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 19, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune As Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ee Published by the Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice Bismarck, ay second class mali matter. George D Mann -President and Publisher Ship Payable In Advance r Subscription Rates Dally by carrier, per year.... a 7.20 | ion Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 7.20) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck). 6.00 It Dally by mail, ouside of Member Audit Bureau of Circulation slo Member of The Associated Press the; The Associated Press {3 exclusively entitled to the: fuse uae for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and alse tie iceal news of spontaneous origin published here- Yo. All rights of republication of all other matter | nerein are also reserved. Forelgn Representatives LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY oe Hhe re Ga. CHICAGO DETROIT terest Tower Bldg Kresge Bldg. | 51. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH pene W YORK : - - Fifth Ave, Bldg. ‘a ’ al Clty, State and County Newspaper) Young Yeggs New Crime Problem ful 14-foot canals of son © Bismarck Tribune Company, and Chi public likes to be fooled. a insist upon their rt of the continent that they, the 40,000,000, re- to be do not propose to be damned to economic isolation! justifiable pride i the upper arried capacity nt of this ¢: beyond would not be used. rly the opposition to the St. Lawrence num that the bly the opposi- n PT. Ba And_ pos: Channel believes v holds, with another rather well-known New r, that “the public be damned!” s time, here and now, to serve notice upon right to a fooled—and that th Buying From Local Merchants its citize a genu It requires a city in which and building of rsonably prosperous take quite a job wand attention of a large number of wid Comstr tive genius It demands ¢ n part of the rank and file “team ne the line. it this Christmas season the wlty to the home town, Our ste St. Lawrence this se load of 6,000,000 tons. The | public is asked to believe that if the remaining 1 | isting and used deep water chan- | nel were improved the through route from Duluth | | | sea base in fforded unusual opportunities for show igo to Liverpool and the European coast 6.00) those who oppose the will of 40,000,000 Americans the may and ie ine th men of sooper 1 work” residents of res a THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | The Nut Cracker Phere ish ‘ ve man broug of attractive merchandise of every descrip ch 1 rr ure ail \ tion d thug Our merchants have shown, by patting in these nan of mi is to that they have faith in the people and hit coy their spirit of fair play and goed judgment Is. Dist rey MeGeehan of) ‘The suit cage merehant and the door todoor can k, co noone of the owt) vasser hag no investment amd makes no contribu , ies evin vation, He tions to the support of the institutions and enter tat 1 lished soprises that build a substantial city It should not tssert: cas the aver require any argument to persuade the average citi 1 i from zen iat hi st interests demand that he buy his today 2 Wo the man who helps carry the public load, i ‘ be cituation Hoe support. our schools and churches, and who These ta eouthin an a seri vahie 1 velps pave and c ’ st eve that ha wen called to our attention often Helps t wid light our ene but whieh, neverthele y be more sere oat t realize Still F reg F con t wesinust foeale dit The automobile aceident rate is still going up. - And a m4 leenly er led in oar mi | Commerce Department: figures show the 1924 rate Vien Mattie he balvi ty the answer 82S 1.7 accidents t9, 100,000 of population—highe ; ty {than ever before. question, “Why is our youth turning to] | Semething drastic will have to be done about auto ; Twins serambled | 5 fhe 1 have been wor /#ecidents in the near future. But what ? u it ‘i i ang eoonnnaeye| Ah, there’s the catch, Find an easy way to cut 0 ane) j down that accident rate and yeu can get a fortune ee money ne J overnight FROM KARL WHITNEY 1 Tt has heen our custom: to forgive aman anything, shy IE PRESEOTE . IN or very nearly so, if he amassed a fortune. An ine . + ae? S dustrial leader could live like a pirate, taking what! Not Usual .| to wait until you ' } A Pittsburgh man played checkers with his wife | re tell you about my) the to have brought he wanted without the slig regard for moral) Hasse cigie.. So We ¥adiyy | ble er Hamilton tole s ou and your fam law and omy @ perfunctory regard for human law, | fo" two hours eslogh every UME: OO. Ne Sadly you wore ing t but af i is said t $ », Went into the next room and hanged himself. j moments Je me up to! th ad luck to es " Sic , = and still be looked upon as am American, We i : fe beat } bout Mrs.! good luck to others New York, Dec. 19.—Santa Claus 1 e {Every man ef us hates to have his wife beat him; . be a? 2 - P Lea fell into the habit of r rding the law, not as the, ‘ . wii a r Perier wants these ay jo * ei at anything. But not all of us take it as seriously ing away fron cet from yo sequent- rdonic i on the community's expression of right and wrong, but as wa thi hap fn of Yuletide are t clumsily devised code whieh smart men could | #8 ENS chap. his role upon the hachetil 1 | If we did there would be a simply astounding | 10 rightfully evade. We orthodox in our] n, religion was a much of the never felt that On| the contrary, it was something to brush up on every | time to we thing live with every day Sunday and then forget until the following week And our Jiterature? With few exceptions, hovel reached its happy-everatter climax not so much in any moral victory for the hero, or even in the reunion of lover and sweetheart but in the at- | will be people who think they }, | With their thumbs. i number of widows. can open milk Editorial Comment No matter how far civilization progresses there bottles ng to work strag :* n out eight in the morning, ! py tu by threes.: eorted it f ¥ the the Bese hurried a o if now to put it e -pinched wind. It ad rained and the pubilelty’ dope the night. The sidewalk. still | pose of for the it would. be mirrored the utter dejection of the {Mo Hamilton met them the pearls neighborhood. Pawn shops, two-bit (the other day and thin malta lodging houses, a couple of plumbing ek of the than build- shops, « dull line of dun gra AY hem an old-cloth nteers of Anier! ht buy the money as I usually rowhat | taining. by the central character, of financial ind gine that those T want to buy counters tell their | et5 th own story of poverty and despair wwendence! ‘The book do not leave the ‘here mm Fa nt to bring in the open OW story” poverty, ant i ‘hae is m nook that a not leave the hi te The Nye Report Ket about $600,000, but sold’ by Piles: of: eae oft lel hine piles h plenty of money in the last chapter, or with | . ria piece at th ar I rine we hastily mended pants; piles of ¢: sood prospects of getting it, never had a chance, — | (ittineapolis Journal) ws ps H ‘half a. million for them off shoes. And into it drifting the ate on in i : i bs i af Three Democr voted with the majority of tac 1 ap mmuchoned spaper | cust-offs of life. aa rikeats ' « it nthe same. OW| sonate Committee on Elections to deny a seat to I can bring some of the g_this, then, is the home of Santa often have we not seen some public official caught : . ; he ground that vreatest surgeons in the world he aus: wes * red-handed in some slay idm the treasury| Cem Pe Nye ot North Dakota, om the eraund ©)" to give their entire time to the hos- ; is Pith enc algm{ssed “by t eral Babli iG Governor Sorlie’s appointment of Mr. Nye was pital, i I pomicoming to-werk, First and then dismissed by the g ral public with suc ro 3 eh A Serv + if f 5 remark as, “Well, t prove attsthine oy[ Heat ‘Two other Democrats voted to seat Mr. Copyright, HED aber ice eine) veurs whose torn soles flop-flo} RA arcourt OF law.” : Nye vited pov pause to ~TOMORROW—The letter, contin. ped their miserable dirg —— a@ court of law a e si ook them ove he offered $500,009 | ge, | ; » slouch- Pawords:<we AGNerl lesa ! dy these two Democrats—Smith of South Carolina |! k them ov he offer 009 ned. in cepaessta ras th toy hati oulntaver a ii 100) nd Neeley of West Virginia — were actually con- monotonously for a shelf on which ° oa: SAME, whatever’ One. could ge a tar akota Governor had the! Is Claus keeps geese instead ef Were piled high an assortment o: nice was’ t Wass money, by apy 1 i 11, Tight to make such an appointment in the face of} Sf chicken as si bt do it, Spot of ¥ red in an otherwise ee fe, PMASS money, by ai FeaNs ay as = ppista- | Z name is Inch .o’ Pie and I do| colorless scene. One by one they that the greatest citizen was not the pout oy states |e Seventeenth Amendment and the State Leais' | E> the -TWINS | eee tne Glenaek Lt aes fo seepe.” Onpw by one they man or scientist but the man wi 1 mad . | ture’s failure to provide an appointive method, all | nywhere like the wind, on these two oe ot ced aan diccupese ines e cientist: b emi ho had made a mi . Jec! . od gi r y are fine flier: , ves as a mi lion mcemece “ME wetland good. But if Smith and Neeley voted t| Ly one ROBERTS BARTON | !r#ined geese for they are fine fliers. pwn hearees a5 | : ee Aina Hl | ona : evening ands And so it is wholly natural that this phitosepny S&L N¥€ just to weaken the Republican majority | al yeu trom tes do sive the okies: tke MPG he: iinbihet ny Oui sou a es “lin the Senate, then they are guilty of playing | | hoor ol cht cold in that | worthiest and neediest cas < Bae es eet On YOUNE Andy ie chief stile Hild cheaparatliancaes 5 in how he's | man attendant, hastened to explain. thing is to get the money: very well, why not do it{>2Meluing @ little cheaper than peanut politics. hite beds, t laid up with tonsilitix. He wants to|“Of course they come back at thi With a blackjack or a pistol? tts atl right it Senators themselves frequently lament the weak- | sound outsi Know if you two children can come| time of year season after season, Hack or a pisto Us wil right if you; . raditiona i d Lo a p to the North Pole aw «| It's a good job for th for a period are Bo > ‘s old tradit ignity, and! It w nif up to y a good job for them for a perio don't Ket caught Suing of the. Sen old sraditionals dignity and ai'l stopped at the f Queen's} of two months. One of those old The war, the automobile, bootleg liquor and lack [27° inclined to blame the public for a lack of re-| Overy wo yica {palace and got t shoes for| men that just came in has been play- Of liome training have heen bad intl = to doune, ;22eet for the once august Upper House, But how | as da you. Will you go Jing Santa for five years. He's a sort but back of them all lies our miserabl ‘ nn uel yean a citizen make grave obeisance to the Sena Wire — MMeAbaNeceniine of gola Hf jwhen it's really all he can do to keep from bursting | 5%. vine of gold. As long as we bow be ‘ open ls (Ac hoof gl. As long as wo Yow be- [oar aun ane EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO fo weapons rather than labor for their livelihood. — | Will Neither Be Fooled Nor Damned! THe titic ‘ ae ; Ws about “Red? Grange is still fi = | the eit the shores of the Great Lakes and TBHG SiAAC RIMMER he ae ‘ailoce amac| Bw tine to an-| THE CONCE(T a the entire Y contributory to the commerce of sreat athlete won fame college ama | # w right down | ' R ds sh that these cities have an existing deep Water ene OL leur with the University of Ulinois, He was poor, | ines Simoonbeam: | OUT OF OU 6 Ree a; pa a( feds. and inatkets of one FO) and had no time in carrying on his studies, ; struck the Women Orivers Are ; mar eets of tlils and. othor con uring: iris, vacation Geis 1aseed Ice CCMA Ge ike | eee more Careful than SEAGIEL for less, thai 1 pee cant of the dis-| 225 rag ike uaced tn tie ‘ mistaking w men drivers. + using Chicago-Liverpooi as the yardstick. the exception of that L per cent this dee » water channel is deep enough and wide enough to carry in safety more t per cent of all the com- merei I shipping of the world. One thousand miles of it is lake channel and the connecting: straits an rive *. Over this route, up and down the connect- | Henk ing rive not as wide and not as deep as the St.! Hy Lawrence now mov commerce that totals of 100, 000,000 tons per year. The same that we are make navig: cticable does not fog conditions | of the prevent this ton- sembling and going forward over these year in and year out. ‘The same ice condi tions that we are told make the St. Lawrence route an idle dream do not prevent the ports of Duluth, Detroit, and Buffalo from being among the busiest ports in the world, These ice and fog conditions do not ‘prevent the port of Montreal from being, next to New York, the} greatest seaport of the Atlantic . The “narrow | and tortuous channel” of the St. Lawrence, from Montreal to the open sea, only from 1 to 100 miles wide, offers no problems in navigation that have not been solved, thousands of times each year, for many years. The fog problem of the Atlantic be- yond is no less a problem to ships sailing from New York and Newport News. In fine, the misleading statements of the opposi- tion to the St. Lawrence Ship Channel are not mere- ly misleading—they are demonstrably untrue! The public is asked to believe that a ship channel 99-per cent completed and in full use for that dist tance is “impractical.” The public is asked to be- lieve that the remaining 1 per cent of the distance can not be biti o in spite of the fact that the ssured hen St. Lawrence impr: nage from water: much. { from Next wet. hot, | Grange was mrged to capi * | fessional. Staid {Gr nge capitalized | example j base for profession | From Grange's standpoint, few woutd hh: differently. anyway will have lessened, ness judgment. No one need believe that he wilh make ‘He will make enough, however. his door and that of his Grange has done well, sickle. He has been a time he will pass alo professionals. he must win new jaur “Red” Grange (Duluth Herald) vebo) 1 great pla. became familiar to the count lize hi lear from entanglements while he w But_on the day when he played his college men grumbled They fe’ his might. colle make fame, college ism. The Grange revo They fear t footba y its m Moreover, the professiona eball already have many ties. nge. and ba: the univer: The money was r ear he may be forgotten. He bas money enou, parents, reputation, 1 training ‘They need not fear too my ; 1 will not be approach |The public would not be likely’ to | another | in foot sof patrons toj T eurn a litle to add to what his father gave him for | college expenses, | As i and fame y with his college team his name ry, and| He in col last col- | y lege game he quit the university and became a pro- He needed and wanted the money. It hould have continued his studies and not hat a joney to | nis | recruits | ave acted | fj ady for him this year, | i 1*You needn't be at all.’ I’m not s0-| dr H Interest in him | ee eet vou. 4 | “Needn’t be what?’ od | He showed good busi- | @ million. | He is out of the jin gh to keep the wolf from | He hit when the iron was | He reaped when the crop was tipe for the Teal sensation, but in To hold a short ng into the army of dazzling his public even another year els. But his record remains that! HERES SOMETHING FOR You To R IT{LU TAKS SOME OF | | | wrong? | | | ey HU. AND & BSUPPCSE WOU Beceve, THAT ach, suit. He drove ti A 1 was t “is German for nd there you! t nx he threw down, the tin- ns, stuck the holly switeh i y-4 t and bounded up onto the foot | she S k's bed where he sat cf ve tt 2 ne | {po % BSUE | is knees cros : | ae Ae ean for you to DO ug BEUGUG “Why--what— who?” . s jey. len dey th bo ‘Ou SuPPo se to’ laugh and. shake THEY ‘D DARE TO } shoulders as though he was mightil led about something. You needn't 'b he said merrily. PRINT THAT (F WASN'T SO Fie ve lty know. “Needn't be what? | "«Afraid of me!” laughed the elf. “Afraid of you!” eried the Twins astonishment. “Why, we never were afraid of anything in our lives. | Neve we like you. Only we {are surprised, that’s all.” That's not to be wondered said the elf. “Blue geese und re elves don't grow on banana trees, I'll admit, Well, now that the ice is broken, Til tell you all about every- thing. "Blue geese live further north than almost any other kind. Didn't vou ever héur of the ‘Land of the Blue Goose?’ It is right next door to the North Pale. Indeed, Mrs. at") i IRB me RPP OR SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1925 _————_ BROTHER’S HEALTH | MAN IS KEEPER OF HIS = in modern civilizatio foundation stone upon which is erect Jed the edifice of progress and happi- is necessarily a care, hi: na burden to himself, to ly, and to his comn » mind, and in order to is {in modern’ competition, the ‘individual must look to his health. | In the preservation of health, pos ‘sibly in greater measure than under | most other circumstances, “Man is his ‘brother's keeper,” and has not the | right to so neglect his household or |his premises as to give rise to disease. | One of the essentials of health i cleanliness. The home must be kept clean within and without. One should ‘see that the house is well ventilated |-—that the construction is such as to \get the greatest amount of sunshine. Sunshine and fresh air are among the ;greatest enemies of disease. We should make continuous war- fare against insect life and vermin, ineluding rats and mice; clean up the back yard, and see that there a garbage can and that the top is al ways in place. Every school child uld be taught the rudiments of health and sanitation. Teach them, for example, the neces- ity for safe water. As typhoid and para-typhoid fever, intestinal diseases of children, chol- era, and many animals parasites, arc le to infect water supplies, water n is often essentia iy. it was a difficult and ex. pensive procedure but modern sci by the introduction of combined rapid of the serious difficulties involved, and has made it financially possible for any community to obtain pure wa- ter for its inhabitants. About 90 per cent of all diseases due to insanitary food comes from infected milk and its products. All milk sold in the community should be handled under the careful super- vision of a trained health officer, und probably, the only safe milk is’ pas- teurized milk. Tee cream factories must be re quired to use pasteurized milk and am, and these plants should be under the constant supervision of the health officer, for, in times past, many epidemics of typhoid fever, searlet fever and diphtheria have been traced to this source and tuber- culosis may be conveyed by unpas- teurized milk or cream, Control of communicable diseas {a most important part in the scher of health. School children must }examined not only as to their physi- cal condition at the beginning of each school term, but each day the schooi nurse must be on duty to detect the first appearance of contagious dis- enses. All children should be vaccinated before reaching school age—or at any age, if the community. vaccinated between the ages of 20 years. . Adults should rain vaccinated between 35 and years of age or at any time that smallpox is present. Children should also be immunized against diphtheria before entering school or at any time thereafter if already in school if not found to be 1 immune to this disease. two procedures, vaccination nst smallpox and immunization against diphtheria will, if performed properly, practically eliminate these mallpox is present in They should be re- = his job when he went over and could not get it back. He had gone from bad to worse and we found his wife with a new-born baby —yes, dying from hunger. We helped them along until we could give the husband a Claus job and after that, we y work. Santa Claus that lace today that isn’t For half an hour they stra And IT noticed that not one led in. gave i cheery salute. I saw them go out to work—hal hundred or more hungry Santa laus. Something had happened to them. The whiskers and the red coats and the red pants had seemed to seep into their psychologies. Now they were tinkling their tiny bells and making quips. Smiles had come to their faces, I all but forgot the flop- flop of the torn shov ching the gay red parade march down the dun drab street. I saw them working. Chri: crowds pushing by. Youngster: ning up and grabbi Santa. Clau i Ple i ¢ ng poor—help the poor!” the help Through the “{illusion of gayety and youth and laughter came the mocking words: “There's not a Santa in need himself. . I them ‘coming from work. They were tired from the long hours upon their fect. They were bring- Claus that is: ing little boxes loaded ‘with dimes and quarters and dollars. Man times their day’s pay was ine package. Yet. so they tell me, no Santa Claus, however hard up, ever runs off with the funds for “the poor. They took off their red couts and their whiskers, put them in a neat pile and wandered off into the night. I saw some ,go to the two-bit hotel: \some asked ‘tor a slight. advance so that their families could eat that night. The illusion was > gone. No child could ever have suspected that this was the jolly Santa of a few honrs back. The other day one Santa dropped dead upon the strect. They found he had no relatives or friends. That for several years he had lived in a “flop” house. That each year he had played Santa. He had no money, so they buried him in the Potter's field |—with his Santa Claus costume upon a Sar oar sae A | Tonight’sRadio | ——_—_—__—___-_—___ EASTERN TIME KDKA (309) 6:30—Concert. |. WEAR (389.4) 7—Orchestra. 12— Midnight concert. WCAE (461.3) 8—Orchestra. WGY (379) 8:25—Concert. 12:30— Dance program. CENTRAL TIME — WMAQ (447.5) 6—Theater org: 0—Orchestra. 8— Russell. Pratt and Frederick Daw. 9—Theater re- vue. WHT (400) 6—Classical program, ner organ recital, Grayling’s ting Trio, Eleanor Kaplan, violin- W. A. Dyckman, baritone, scar Heather, tenor; Al Carney, organist; Badger Four Male quartet. Clark Hawaiian Trio, Vie Fredericks, baritone; Irene Beasley, Margucrita Morris, Jacobson, humorist. 12— “Your Hour League. WCCO (416.4) 6:15—Dinner con- cert. 8:15—Musical program. 10:05 —Dance program. WAOW (526) 6:20—Orchestra. 7-— After-dinner hour. 9—De Luxe pro- gram. .10:30—Frarfk Hodek and his Nightingale orchestra, .11—Arthur Hays and his organ jubilee. WFAA (476) 6:30—Orchestra. 8:30 Recital. 11—Orchestra. WLW (422.3 7—Organ concert by Johanna Grosse. | KSD (545.1) 7—Orchestral program and stage specialties. 8:30—St. Louis! Symphony Orchestra goncert. WHAS (899.8) 7:30-—Concert. KYW (536) 8—Variety program. WOC (484) 8—Instrumental music. 11—Orchestra. KTHS (374.8) 9-9:30—Dance con- cert. _9:35-9:55—Baritone solos by uis Davis and other artists. 9:55- 10:30—Violin recital by Mrs. Natalie Brigham Arnour. | tunes. |, WDAF (365.6) 1:45—Nighthawk Frolic. MOUNTAIN TIME KOA (322.4) 7:30—Theater pro- | gram. 9—Dance tune: { PACIFIC TIME |, FI (467) €—Nightly Doings and Amusement Information service. :15—Radio Motorlogue Resort serv. joneert, 6:45—KFI Ra- period. 7 — All-Ameri | Quartette, grith the Stark sisters Ben, a immel, soprano; Seaver baritone; n in 9 10:30-11—Dance! sand filtration and chlo Jne disin-| two great plagues and lower — the fection methods, has not only reduced | death rate in any community that the expense but surmounted many tices ‘then: of mysterious fellow, I) mean we nist; Frank Barry, tenor, don't know much about him. We ly Hall, Dolly Macdonald, don’t see him all year long and then | Gross, Dolly. Grant Hall, he comes in just’ before Christmas. | Toward Stevenson, Bud You don't know what this job means | I Midnite Fro! Don to some of those men. Last y a war veteran came in, He hat lost| | | | Isn't it strange how we postpone things? Ln Kansas a man needed a shave 22 years before he got one. | In Chicago, a couple have been married 6 years, evidently without another. {killing one Several butchers in’ Birmingham, Ala, have been told to mend their weighs. Drive on tax dodgers has started. on taxi dodging continue Rich American hunter has sailed for ic Our most famous rich American hunters are chorus girls. Greek language ‘has not changed much in 2000 . Not even when Greek waiters try to speak English. |. The other day 50,000 pairs of go- loshes were shipped to England, but this isn't quite far enough. York hotels ask to : nee pie with brandy Christmas. me may even want to leave off the pie. A new airplane is supposed to travel 300 miles an hour, which is almost as fast as Christmas is com- ing. This is the proper time of the year to get amnesia, you can claim you naturally forgot to send Christmas presents. Man asks divorce just because he says his wife shot at him five times, the old coward that he is. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) THOUGHT Thou shalt not glean th: neither shalt thou father = eve grape off thy vineyard; thou shalt leave them for the poor and stranger. Lev. 19: 10. Z vineyard, No man ever sowed the grain of generosity who gathered not up the harvest of the desire of his heart.— Saudi. BURNT CREEK Mr. and Mrs. Fred Klaweher and daughter, Bertha, and Mr. and Mrs. George Shonert motored to Stanton on Sunday to visit a former teacher of the Burnt Creek School No. 2. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Klawcher and Mr. Paul Schonert visited with Mr. and Mrs. Pete Luyben on Wednesday. 0)The evening was pleasantly spent playing cards. Bombay has opened a public li- brary and reading room exclusively for women. Some girls are so nervous they Frank} can’t dance the Charleston without Keith: Gilhert, con- shaking, ¥ | “ak \ ‘ a ooo eles wg Pars