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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1925 The Bismarck Tribune," cermin Ant presents some smooth oil stock salesman comes along and there Am Independent Newspaper FEW PEOPLE KNOW HOW . is another sadder and w mon | THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | You don't get things for nothing in this Life. TO KEEP WELL (Established 18 | ae ae : nes simply don't work out that way | Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, | | | __BY HUGH 8, CUMMING 40 or 45 and find that their hearts Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at ' | Surgeon Genegal, United States | will not stand for them to exercise : vata eines’ me | i Public Health Service even moderately. If they are wise Bismarck, as second class mall matter. \ Editorial C t So many alleged panaceas, cure-| they will begin gradually and by cote: Maat recevasu;Prenident and Publielies| itorial Commen \alls and health fads have arisen and| daily exercise they, may in some have been heralded to the public at| measure restore their lost vita Subseription Rates Payable In Advance ! 3 a i “1 5 sibili | different times that we are ju: tified | powers. Dally by carrier, per year... ........- vs++,.$1.20| Does the Thief Bear All Responsibility H in calling attention to the necessity; February and March are the Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)......-+ 7.20 (New York Times) for better general information in| months ‘which are most dangerous Daily by mail, per year Comments of several sorts are suggested by th jhealth matters. |from the standpoint ‘of | disease. (in state outside Bismarck)..........+-.. 5.00 It is unfortunate that so few peo-| There have been years when the Datly by mall, outside of North Dakota........ 6.09! (eft from a New York hotel this week of jewels |ple have the opportunity of study-| number of ‘deaths in February mber Audit Bureau of Circalation valued at 20,000, including necklaces | ing the human body 4 learning | nearly 15 pe® cent of the total 7 ——— 7 — Worth thexoné 000 and t! ),000 jthoroughly ‘the structure and func-| the year. The February rate is often > “ Tree ve : . |tions of the different organs of the| about twice that for any other month Member of The Associated Press To ple the feelin excited by read | body, including the brains itself. The| except March. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to inebody BhOWla coi | use for republication of all news dispatches credi anybody ould con to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also | sider it in any way pre ve to invest $600,000 the local news of spontaneous origin published here-| in th so little responsive as pearls, but it long in, All rights of republication of all uther matter Gyo was noted that it is - herein are also reserved, Ae ing th ‘average man knows more about how! Not only is there a higher mor- aa ia to take care of his automobile than| tality during these two months, but he knows about the care of body | there is present much more disease and this is not saying a great deal| than at other times. for this knowledge of automobiles.| Whatever may be the causes, there How much more important is|is no doubt that much of this di story is wonder t waste of time to argue | — about tastes, Whet or not the return on an jhealth than speed! | ense, is unnecoriary and that nany 5 oni i . The problem of keeping well is|of these deaths could be prevented. , Foreign Representatives in ment is adequate depends on the investor's | fan exceedingly comprehensive one.|If all of the people had access to G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY private and personal judgment, and just because i Man does not live by bread alone nor| the scientific knowledge which has CHICAGO DETROIT sme people do not care much about pearts té no] does man ‘protect his health solely| been made available by —h Tower Bldg. Kresge Bld, , , ; H |by doing “daily dozen devour-| workers, and if all persons would PAYNE, BUKNS AND SMITIL 1 Why other people should 1 re about them ing bran and yeast, nor by repeating | apply these simple common sense, NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave, Bldg. de jto himself daily the phrase, very | procedure id peeventite (Official City, State and Courty Newspaper) Mong frultiul: (hun discussion ‘of taste forspenrly] $y selectins. Cathe a Tecan inc| prevented and. Blaby denies. avertens Gil Cys State and County Newepae _ i omay be to inquire whether a person who possesses doors if one cannot exercise out of| How may one obtain this knowl- - lia et nh does not. therehy cassume a rater! doors; bran is one of a number of edge? One method at least is sim- Theory of Land Bridge Wine y s nol eby e 8 ee good foods, and optimism is alw ple. This information is at your ~ Ltt JnieElen ale Seotlundt W ( 1 to take great care of them in order | . helpful. disposal in books and bulletins w: n r lan not subjected toa temptation to stea Dieting to increase weight, often, ten by experts and issued by th oy ma : { a most necessary measure, some- government, national, state and mu- by three American © ju mptation has not been resisted ani times carried far enough to be harm-/nicipal, and also by auxiliary semi- from gival yasts of has been done, what amount of respon ful—and overindulgence in the wrong | public bodies, such as health {kinds of food is certain sooner or associations y reputable pub- lishers who handle the books of emi- nent authorities. upon the person who, at led st once, | |later to produce a diseased bod Dieting to decrease weight may, Mt careful, ext careless, in| ee 3, eae f done unwisely, weaken one to| What Health es ieee a ing a great and portable treasure? such, un iextent ah 7 | Rock ‘ such a t that the body n Books to Read they did wuse a sharp difference One should not bear down too heavily on this | lose much of its resisti pow Let good books help you to tween the fo of ancient marin« nun tof obligation and responsibility in such a ease, | When ordered by a physician, diet) health” is a slogan worth following. : ly HEL BON WEE i lie ox ee jis frequently the most important In order that you may know some- Gn (he Scoulish Foust anid those at a pretty good argum for the existence part of the treatment of certain thing about what books to read on England and Europe fof beth, in some degree or ¢ could be made es. The self-prescription of spe-| health subjects, the surgeon general Differens » also found in the fossils found) @ut by anybody at ail din the discovery of | cinl diets of the adoption of fads In| of the United States. Public Health sare a n fossils fount hail. ; leating may be distinctly dangerous.|Seryice, Washington, D. C., will be on the northeastern coast of Newfoundland and the the finer moralities. Of course, nobody should yield The mastication of food, while im-| glad to send you a li of the pub- ations of that service. The Na- | tional Health Council, a_ voluntary organization, located at 370 Seventh Y rtant, is but a small part of the} jj of digestion, much and sad experience teache southeastern coast of Newfoundland, But the sur-| to temptiton, but prising discovery made by the American scientists | that when ths temptation is strong enough every was that the fossils found on the Scottish co: body is--well, in ¢ i The muscles of mastication are not! avenue, New York city, has prepared itl ; t th Newfoundland | { the only ones that need exercise. selected list of health books for See coud: On NOELICHSLEN Ne NCOREERE ‘a | Begin Exercises | popular reading. This list’ will be coal were identical | Townle: Methods | While Young sent to you piper reque te 4 isk v ronelusio} ere ot 1 (Valley City Times: Reco: | Exercise in general is a vital ne-| Readers should bear in mind that , ae ie vat uy they My Ee sh ONG BEDI WERT t ie ' ‘ A 2 | Jeessity in the maintenance of health | it is wise to turn only to reputable Pleo .atrotchenl. from: Scotlant ito: Newfolndhind.| iat Saar Wis, Heres! OF and yet how few people of seden- | authorities for expert advice on what making it possible for marine life to spread from | Visit he made to Robinson, N. D., wh north of the lind /derfal refined o'l well is located. He bridge, but making whey has to get to the south at either the American or Euro- | has fitty bed pean end of the bridge he can sleep them and entertain them. ‘This bunk)’ this won ys that Af a bunk house 10x80 in whieh he} co that w tary of occupations get the right kind| to read concerning such vital mat xercise regula ter as your health. Not everything Such people usually wake up atiwhich is published is reliable. Fish tne | “You should * said Mister| a ch delin punctunted | by ouve ROBERTS BARTON | eee Hh peta | oy ther Jong but Le h eee faye’ a and I don't know which | o sweet to know 1 ” | the Cl on the stunt y was aoe 3 ) | over S Was ‘Sue go * exclaimed the Ten} the Clown was, for he had done|0’Clock Scholar, “This sounds like \ \ about dozen stunts to entertain | School. I'm going home.” s | the 's. He had jumped over| And he walked to the gate of Mtigh | ays Ar the one country to the oth ures ¢ it impossible for these ere; hohe has some visitors FROM TO THE care Mogists in general howse is surrounded by a wire fence curved ov It remains to be seen he will rv he me by most geologists that) Pen in the park is fenced. This is done to keep} tin 1, but rd this nev ct America and Asia were once joined by a land bri¢ long After in, There is a gate which is)o0m, Little : Jwas going to f anybody goes there they are to jet nd then \ It has been accepted at the top, a good deal like the fence at our bear | ttention to. It is f¢ iplicate something th oyed to as itive de nay be sure t to spoil people from where the Behring Straits flow between Siberia and kept loci Alaska, ‘This, howev yet something that Jinks Land and out he went, slam-| . is a very narrow body of; let in by six chai i balanced a table doorkeeper into the presence of the te roma ming the gate behind him, | the end of his nos water and not a part of the great ocean, ‘great one. Maybe this of rounding them up He lamp and a knife and an orange all| “Good riddance,” said Mister Dodg-) One man thinks one thing — is Most geologists are inclined to believe that the | inside this enclosure is just an echo of the way | not have one ro at one time dden a on: eee eo tome want touchy People| wrong, Another man thinks another general distribut a! I o I) they used to conduct those legis! “| and leave ther with the same person, i ed bj inally he ha y here. Let me see, what was I say- ‘thing is wrong. Chances are both general distribution of land and ocean were a hey conduc hose legislative caucuses a that Since you hue When GEE Moake Ck a ed by himself inta jing Oh, yes! Who wants to chase are right, of doubt-knot and then untying him- | ¢# : jself n 1 “Both kinds of So it was no wonder he wes out of Little Dog quickly, ha h when ho said, “What shall] “Only one vote for it,” said Mis- ‘ ter Corn Dodger. “Now will the ones ways approximately as they are now, though at! Bismarck when Mr, Townley was ring 1 aster el) Pittsbur; times kirge portions of the land sunk below sea-| used to stand in the arena and crack the whip ™sselt ' ns born, T ha and now I have to s gue manager and the With the childrer other ' romance, failur ye,'" said the Women never will be foolish enough to smoke pipes. You can’t inhale much pipe smoke. ts it may prom: | yr. Fetes ee Stow When the people of High Jinks against it please say ‘no. ie mother returned home| Land had finished clapping, Mister! “No,” shouted all the other High ; however, that J must wail | Gorm Dod id, “Let us have some {Jinks Landers loudly. hile after had returned | votes on it. Who has id It was plain that nobody but the sSaeie “I have,” said the Little-Dog-That-| Little Dog wanted to chase ¢ The joy of doing something for : So they decided to have a peanut) yourself is doubled if you know Mi Dodger. e instead. : Ee > else wants y it. = ’ Mister pggeer | fo. Be: Continvisd.) .]Someone else wants you to dé it, the | Little Dog, | (Cos right 1925, NEA Setvice, Inc.) level and were flooded with shallow bodies of water; around the ones who faltered a little in their alle | to the nonparti: woday program. It is a great scheme all right nd many people no doubt are falling for M ownley’s: way of contributing to the oil boom at ees however, which has been ad $100 per throw, nc ving in from the ocean When denying yourself some plea ure, be sure you gain at least as much as you lose. between Scotland and © theory of a land brid Newfound and, it would se 1, Tuns counter to th. o man with a ous of ‘ou see. | feeling that no two be such friends as | ey Carton | There is a theor, re is nothing phony about his vanced by some pean geologists which would, Methods, however. He simply asks them for tend to fit in with the land-bridge theory. It is one,!much money for which he gives in return his pe ve al I} women co: two me Jealousy is a green-eyed monster, though. which American geologists have regarded! sonal note and if his friends are willing to try an, fand Tc you, Know, | Heys Jhie eee. al Hussit, may tuenionesorbothoot)Sour i y a “‘Aye’s’.and ‘no's,’ plea with little enthusiasm. other oi! right new scheme for that amount—thai oe tered an a wae f corn Dod his is the theory that the continents have not| is their own affair, Mr. Townley is a resourceful | been stationa upon the surface of the earth bur Chap and seems to be able to draw quite a few to litt the e speak eyes black. 2 said Mister Corn Dodger. “Per- IN id eee sonslly Tam not in favor of it.” ~< Work hard und save your money but you could |, “Nor 1,” said the Hi Diddle Diddle | \O™% }so your children won't have the . Thave never | © en mere li troubles which made a man of you. | “Nor I," said. Puss-in-Boots. a . : | “Nor 1,” d the Ca Who-Had-| A snob doesn’t want to associate | Been-to-London. (1 you would that) th constitute super-structu which ha his enclosure. our honey mo moved or slipped along the lower rock structures. jno : It is possible, upon the basis of thig theory, that Camouflage Fails ee ne itm ale enol ve chi PA “eo. Inc.) |. “What do you mea a 7 ied es beeauee tren 3 associate Newfoundland and Scotland yr have been muca (Grenora Newsman) want even our : ae mace asked Nancy New York; Nov. 5-—One ofthe | sith. him leyes and noses to do with it?” weaknesses of the church and its al- | Mister Corn Dodger looked sur-jlied forces for good is a deeply | igeee to Gachcother ond hon (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) |. TOMORROW — Letter from iPrescott to the Little Marqu one time than they are now. Gov. Nestos of Minot returned home from ype last’ Mone prised. “Don't you know?” he said,|&rounded, but not well grounded, no- If not, your education has been, tion that there is no fun in being n for the reform of the Senate | neglected jRood. | believe this. notion has been | Migg Rogers “Ha, ha, hat" laughed the Clown,| €feated by am attitide of personal Gai BP. d ators do not want to reform “You're ail talking about different | Piety on the part of past Ly ed ounds them; still less to be driven to do so/ things. Mister Corn Dodger i: I believe that this attitude is rap;dly ane $3 by a mere vice president. But the ing about. ‘A: nd) disappearing from the clergv. in Six Weeks ict that Senator Underwood will in- mean ‘Yes’ and ‘No.’ ‘Aye’ means| This line of thought comes forward] duce resolution for them guar- | ‘yes’ and ‘No’ means ‘No.’ And Nan- = tne quoment sheets a nee just antees at least a hearing and a dis-|¢y means the, eyes we see with and| been talking to Dr. Percy Silver, re Ee i cussion. And that, in the Jong run, |the noses we. emell-qwith? w)tor of the Church of the Inearnati Skinny Men and Women Gain social | is enough. “Thank goodness, that’s fixed,” re- |, Madison avenue. 5 i ‘i Darkness does not, have to «be marked Jack Or Lantern who was a “I seg that, they’ have taken obey) 5 Pounds in 30 Days or driven out by light. The mere pres- | bit sensitive about his own eyes and|0ut of the wedding ceremony,” I re- ence of light negat darkness.! nose. “Now we can begin all over| Marked to the clergyman. Money Back And the ways of ute procedure | aga We'll go back to the voting.”; “Yes,” he answered. “I hea sa | aeederk |88; Well” said Mister. Corn {Someone say they had knocked obey und that element in the re |bublican party which insist the governor shall not Dry at the polls appoint a successor to Ladd, deceased, fray | in New York last Tuesday. In addition to putting | boost reception for Amendments Carry Governor Smith won a signal vic ed estos at the Leland hotel | Senator Walker as mayor of New York, his | and they hope to elect him on the enthusiasm over personal fight for the amendments to the consti | his return from tution was a big factor in their adoption by thej flage fail voters of the stz | over native land, But that camou | tore. When L. B. Hanna ha he senatorial bec he went to Norway and scattered | ;enough bokays at the natives so he thought he had! | the toga cinched, but he lost. It looks like ridicu Hanna and Nestog i both is a Norwegian—-but so are) ence b Whitney, and. ph for a tin the short-lived Com Two amendments authorize a bond issue of 09 000 for public improvements and a $300,006 e for the elimination of ngerous crossings. A third amendment provid: yer « Workers? ‘road | lous American polities la for a short | interests men. attend: : : one orsraniz fhevabadat My dear Friends ballot and general reorganization of the state gov-|Overson of Williams, Homnes of Divide and thou + whe nly accivity was | | One discussion may not cure them. | Dodger. “Who wants, out of the marriage service and hell)" Atver my attack of Elu 1 was thin, ernment as outlined editorially in these columns | sands upon thousands of others whose subserviene Se Or a ee eee ee Oe eee arisen SUL Of AG (DUEAINGRRY IES: run-down and weak. T had «sallow few a 4 i. : iis pe P rather enrie Basen pies: “Me, barke: e Little og. PR complexion, my cheeks were sunk in f jays ag he se C1 Ito y ore: , | ” att : Cem » fee. ., w days ago. The purpose of this amendment! to the interests is not so well known as that dre Dr. Silver is a man of dignified | and T was continually troubled with is to bring order into the administrative branch of | Nestos., Our own townsman, Attorn the state government and eliminate some 100 de-| Lake an ancestr; partments, commissions and bureaus with dupli-| pre-eminent above Nestos as a scholar, orator, gen cating and overlapping functions. This amendment |tleman and as an American, eliminates several elective offices, reducing the num- | - - ber to Governor, Lieutenant-Governor, State Con | Georgia Sets an Example troller and Attorney General (Milwaukee Journal) The fourth and final amendment adopted at the | Georgia, first stete election eliminates from the constitution the 4 mien and the embodiment of the} gas on my stomach. I felt stuffy and popular ¢onception of clerical ap-|had lost my appetite. I had read pearance. Yet he seems full of rare| about MeCoy’s Cod Liver Oil Com- good wit and it crops out at every|pound Tablets and decided to give turn of the conversation. I weuld| them a trial. At once, I began to pick like some time to ride across tte up jn appetite, my cheeks filled out is = t continent with him. He would be a/and my complexion became healthy \THESE. GIVE ME ONE THAT'S charming smoking room companion. | looking and I gained 15 pounds in six Ho i ) IN Good CONDITION. THIS ON iN He was telling me of another gen-| weeks and am very thankful for what. would 1 here | + Z=N\ tleman of the cloth who was busily! McCoy’s Cod Liver Oil Compound under. the <= occupied in his church when his good| Tablets did for me. law of California, wife approached with a question.| Miss Alberta Rogers, 264 W. Cerro convicted of “My dear,” quoth the clergyman,| Gorda St., Decatur, Ill. “you remind me of an’ umbrella—| To take on weight, grow strong and shut up.” After the service, quoth| vigorous, to fill out the hollows in the wife to the clergyman, “My dear,| chgeks and neck, try McCoy's Cod I remind myself of an umbrella—a| Lifer Oil Compound Tablets for 30 few ribs united to an old stick.” |days. 60 Tablets—60 cents at Fin- rh ~ |ney Drug Co., A. P. Lenhart Drug Dr. Silver had just come from a|Co., J. D. Cowan Drug Co. and drug- meeting with \educators at which|gist everywhere. If they don’t give the child problem of Manhattan had| you wonderful help in 30 days, get been discussed. There had been| your money back—you be the judge. / talk of complexes, dispositions and| But be sure and ask for McCoy's, ie = temperaments. the original and genuine.—Adv. A NICKS LET’S SEB. 8 T “My idea is that what New York's : * chil d » bridges, ab 15 ALL RIGHT, THAT DONT HURT ANY | eae ieee pic tre ead eet out,” Dr. Silver said. “Children of Istay has §$ ‘andinay EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO —— CALL RIGHT, I’LU TAKE ONG OF le stands methods were impot ch of the med to have ndorsing the tion is resolution ationale, rica, to reject the child iabor! lec ro- | amendment, passes a child labor law which prohib- vision made for the salaries of the Supreme Court | its employment under 14 years, takes the children | Justices, The power to regulate the salaries is now |vut of the factories at nigat between the ages of vested with the legislature. Other changes Mand 16, prohibits employment under 16 in. ha: administration of justice are also provide ardous ations a ifi tis Whitney ji uso provided, bide oveupations and requires certificates as to|" Miss Whitney, havi physcial health and satisfactory conditions of em-| influence, carried — he i | |ployment. It is a law that meets the sti COUTt ED coure, (but ne i} | The Reas on ards set The fede and cons al government is making a up by those northern states that are leaders in child lereaied iiieuion ite entious effort to keep on redu protection. gone, and she, too, is to go to prison, | and it is having its effect; but city and county taxes} ‘Thus G for criyes which she did not commit | keep rising by leaps and bounds. labee ates butawnish had been ad: | P and: { an orgonization related | We suggest that this is so, partly at least, be- jin | | orgia ack It acknow wedges the need of child edges that there was truth ertion by the defenders of the child that ren were being exploited jturn, had tuions to an ¢ another organization, which, in| cause of the great carelessness of the American 1 their future |tion to which she belonged child voter regarding who 2 elects iy aa | Raper oc pete. esac whee le PEG Moonee this city rarely see a tree or a biade ane is g whom he clects to city and county | ruined in states, especially in the south, where law ; {Which she had opposed t 4 of grass or an empty lot. If we s. Were inadequate. Georg > makes plain enon: The party itself went out of « sould spe. them those, nines we When all is said and done, the caliber of our senators and congresoman is fairly high. But, in wouldn’t have to bother about their complexes. later, but anyb by writing this law, its 1 dey ization that unless the | tence @ few days later states do meet the moral opinio: : Is of (St. Paul Dispatch) | War Psychology Jeon : tage p of the nation, they! snd several of them JAMES W. DEAN. many, pee parte of the country, city and county | will get federal control which they do not want Miss Whitney, as the conspic- ———_— lon’t measure up. | z 4 | uous “aye suc maki r i aan Sel. ai | ie oa ; {the injustice of it also conspicaous. a word tha ig utterly foreign to th | $65,000—“And No Questions Asked” nature of the small-time politician. He doesn't A THOUGHT want to practice it, and he hasn't the capacity to | It is casy to understand why the New York Ins =| Sonata | do it intelligently if he would. j4nce company should. have been willing to pay Psychology. Houses and riches are the in-| And that's one reason why city and county taxes| ither committed, j heritance of fathers; and a prudent thieves $65,000 for the return of their $700,000 jew en * lieved in violence are impr wife 19 from the Lord—Prov. 19:14. keep on rising. elry haul, and let them go scct free. the beliefs or acts of oth i But at the s; ii ii ies aes | Every one of these pri s Of all the plagues the greatest is R a a same time, this bargaining with thieves gards himself, right! untold, the book-learned wife in ” Remedy comes close to compounding a felony. The insur-/as a martyr, ‘and is so regaded by Greek and ‘Latin bold.—Shakespeare. his fellows ‘ Sir eS If people could learn, once and for all, that you | ance company and the owne never get something for nothing in this life, the | parties to the outrage. army of swindlers and confidence men would vanish were not the only | The imprisonment does less than s J The public had an interest,|no good in discouraging the propa- ; and, if the thieves had been caught, they would )Sanda of vicious doctrines, and it overnight. ay pe Bucy oes give revolutionists a | “talking on ie i ee | have been Prosecuted not by private persons, but| point” in their argument that demo: r the ae to do fe at is the reason for | by the state of New York. They have been allowey | ¢ratic institutions do not protect the lass of millions of dollars annually in “sucker” | to go free to : jfree speech. . e136 Es perpetrate the same crime again. | As a matter both of principle and investments. of policy, they should ail ‘ r A;man wants to put a few hundred dollars into| turn of stolen goods “and no questions asked” may | De#le4. | a project that will-:make him wealthy. Not to work] be an understandable human practice and good For Dawes ¥ for his wealth, not to spend years of toil and enegry| business for the loser, but it isn't good public For Dawes Victory Doubtless nothing will be done pt in la; by a competence; but to get it for noth- | morals, Suehneae Seng ying by P carry out Vice President Dawes’ | ‘The original term of a copyright is 28 years and it may be renewed for another 28 years. Neils Rein, world’s famous violinist, assisted by Norma Rogniie, pianist, will render a concert at the A. 0. U. W. Hall Friday, Nov. 6th, at 8:30 p.-m., under the auspices of the Sons, and, Daughters of The common practice of advertising for the re ion of the nate to j Th that's <pisbninto- aah; Norway. Admission, 50c, | clothes talks out lout