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farmer a money income of ten and one-half billion PAGE FOUR The Bismarck ‘Tribune An Independent Newspaper | tar and handy medium of exchange despite the fact | that it is costing the taxps erg of the nation a cool year | million a THE STATE'S OLD NEWSPAPER The gamblers have given the twodollar bil) a (Establishec 187) | sna — ons —Jbad name. ‘That its use is umlucky came from the Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, | sporting fraternity and the superstition militate Bismarck, N. Bismarck, ag D., and entered econd class mall t the Inatter, postoffice at against that kind of currency George D Mann.......-... President and Publisher} Just what havi does is very well reflected in the | - r popularity of the dollar bi ‘The federal agents i Subscription Rates Payable In Advance finding {t hard to force sitver iwocdoligr: Bi Dally by earr per year seth Daily by mail, per year Cn Upon the people a cheaper imediam of exchanye Daily by mail, per year (in stete outside Bismarck) Fi y Inspecti Naulty Inspection Dally by mall, outside of N : P ; | y There are laws for neariy every situation, but — oecasionally an accident discloses how faulty: some Member of The Assoclated Press of them are in operation, Fifty lives we lost re The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the 2 P republication of all news dispatches credited CPRUY When the boilers of a steamer exploded. ‘Thy to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also OWners Of the erat admitted that they knew there the local news of sus origin published heres were small holes in the boilers, Inspection sup: | in, All rights of ion of all other matter | posed to be rigid passed the steamer for register. herein are also r S ae ‘Too often inspection is me: ineffic i} ‘ly perfunctory and | Forelgn Representatlyes too often also it is sadly Probably it | G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY was faulty as well as inefficient inspection that per a HC As Pe jiitted the Steamer Mackinac to stay in serv oer NO AYNEL BURNS AND SMIT ee | There have been many more instances of this 7 4 cee ene ith Avo, Bldg, | Kind. The Slocum disaster is still fresh in’ the! NEW YORK - memories of many Law, commission (OMiclal City, State and County Newspaper) | | nd execu | ‘tives multiply, but the net results are hardly com | "To: Pie P. ‘ mensurate with the expenditures these entail. Oo Fix Payments } THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ! = = Calllaus, finanee minister of France, successful in New York's celebrated foster daddy has asked | debt negotiations with Englund, is to visit’ Wash- | waivers on his Cinderella There must be some- | ngton next mth, Great f predicated) thing wrong with his scouting system. | ttle smewhat upon the terms Pranes i r in the United) State Whether the ag renoa minister can induce the Coolidge sd ye xitoa lo hz, oarmneapa tn ily 080, Editorial Comment [ ines propose British remains to. be | in the past wiministration has insisted upon Direct Primary Vagaries | treating each war debt separately and without re | tard especially to vements between nations une (Minneapolis Journal) | other pacts or treaties to whieh this nation ig not a The present mix-up in Wisconsin sheds new light | ipmat on the heauties of the direct primary system. ‘The There have deen many su attempts to draw | real Republicans of Wisconsin lve no chance to | us into” recognition of treaties and alliance: choose their own candidate for Senator in the spe { Wiitch to date have been most astutely avoided | Clil primary obliged to cq@ntend for that! by President Coolidge and soviates. It is | privilege with the so-called Progressives, headed generally conceded that Ameriea’s success in fund) | by Little Bob, who cheerfully admit that they are| ing the war obligations of Europe depends upon | Het Republicans now, have not been for some time, | qiaintaining a free hand at all times and according | and have no intention of being hereafter, But they euch nation exactly the same consideration |mean to butt into the Republican prima never: | With Caillaux be some of the leaders of the | theless, and if possible capture its nomination | various parties so that an arrangement can be ef | So the real ‘Republicans held an old-fashioned sd that will be acceptable to the government, | delegate convention and picked their man. The | FROM MRS. JOSEPH Various political affiliations will be represented | Progressive candidate? Oh, he was picked by three | ON TO in the delegation that leaves Paris, Oct. 2, for this | men, of whom he s one, in the Governor's ante-{ My countr chamber at the Capitol in Madison. So much for uy short paragraph in ee : th paper this morning to Iti Qoas a shrewd ve on the part of direct democracy, as it practised in) Wisconsin. (the effect that someone had vce CaiMaus to secure lenient terms from Great Britain | It cannot be supposed, however, that the primary) breaking into your house again, | including a partial morstorium over a period of | Will settle te Republican-Progressive controversy “ty,” Sther Iman could be captured years. Oificials in| Washington, however, have let | in Wisconsin, It is sure to be carried into the elec: | I'm afraid something is going it be known t the British tentative agreement | tion. Accordingly, ‘independent nominations are | Paneer e Tiauchene has not altered Washington's viewpoint toward debi) now being filed, so that an appeal from the primary | pearls. sottlement. ‘The basie principle upon which pay | verdict may be made by whichever side loses, Poor Karl always gets ne: ; | ; 5 ‘i {side himself when anything ment will be demanded, it is urged, will be the} — Incidentally, the State's Attorney General, hime | Shout them, for he seems torfeol thet country’s financial and economic situation, Doubi-| self a member of the La Pollette triumvirate, has he is to blkune for the whole thin ‘ess the military budget of France will come in for) ruled that candidates cannot legally file for nomina | 40" 02 ving the pens, but close scrutiny on the part of the American ex \ tion by the La Follette-Wheeler party. Mr. Akern= he ph in the p pert Caillaux has given deep study to budget explains phat the La -Follette-Wheeler national cam ee he hi more like hi plately th known him since arrangements since taking office. It may be ad) paign was not a party venture but an independent | Ajice's death. s news item, h visable to reduce expenditures for military purposes affair, giving its supporters mo Tegal status as a ever: has sent him back into mein if payments are to sturt upon the great war debt to, party in Wisconsin, |" Tp to date we have heen hav this nation, nus the Republican primary in Wisconsin is not ' ja | (such a wonderful tim Republi all, but a sort of pretim-| by this letter, we are | French Debt Settlement inary hea norace, Among all the; couple of weeks at Betty § Now comes the French debt, and that will be Various vagaries and hypocrisies produced by the house party. vow Temelnuer s eae fp s ; A ‘i ‘ poor Allies nes 10 nander: direct primary humbug, this is among the wildest! | Alice snd clenaectagae For one thing, both sides insist on refusiz | a = i fore’ they were: married: discuss more than a fraction of the whole situs | Mr. Ford Considers the Cow la wonderful country tion \ — Jas a title. Karl and s : vew ¥ ‘Times staying with her for the.last ten The French claim that it would infringe their! (New York Times) | Sapunae weltna ben co ec ine an overeignty” to permit us to discuss possible sav Henry Ford's observations upon the world we live! the end of the month. in are always inte ing, because he is an original and daring thinker who asks no one to agree with him. Since the day he condemned history as “bunk” he has discussed many things. If judgments are sound, most of us are lacking in perception and ings in the French leaves very little to pay with, out that most of that budget goes for expenses that could be given up—the maintenance of the largest army in the world, and aid to the “Little Entente” to support armies which they could never keep up | Pewineis Gwn account. He would now eliminate the cow, whose milk To be sure, J. Pierpont Morgan hag repeatediy | has never agreed with him. “You know,” he says, and successfully thus “invaded the sovereignty “I don't believe much in milk as a food anyhow France, but our government must not. | He has assailed the harmless, necessary cow before, And if we were to claim that the whole question | but this time he declares for “synthetic milk.” It could not be di | would be “cheaper and better than the miik we now budget If the actual budget we must not point logic. * of cussed without including the whole situation, the French might counter by an offer t» | have.” do exactly that—only the “whole” would then in- | Would synthetic milk e to be pasteur‘zed? clude algo the interrelated allied debts. And this we | Dairy cows, says Mr. Ford, are “the most inefficient will no more discu creatures in the world.” He deplores the time farm- than France will the budget. the > depl é New York, Sept. 2.—See-sawing Success with the Belgian negotiations pre ers give to milking and feeding them. He calculates | yp and down Broadway I saw Gloria suce with Fran But let no one delude him: | that the growing and harvesting of crops on a dairy |Gould with her charming little ys. ‘The rest of the {Subbed nose. And very busy she self that it will he as e . or ats pleasant, | f rm can be done in twenty da Everybody proper rejoices at the settlement of ar is devoted to care of the animals. “It's all the Belgian debt. wrong.” Farmers think so, too, when prices of If the Belgians pay only in small part, so long | their commodities are low. “That has all got to be changed,” says the Dearborn philosopher. as it is what they can properly pay, nobody should object. most interesting thing is the juggling It is a short step from ruling out the cow to-tell: der What's Become of Sally of figures which politics makes necessary, jing the farmer how to get on in the world. M¥.|............... Saw: Pat Rooney and Of course, the Belgians do not pay their debt “in [Ford is strong on commercial feltilizers, The | Marion Bent who have headlined inj fuil farmer should use nothing else. Away with the animals! They are an incumbrance. Large farms | Ford's vision. “The little farmers —with the cows. He some- whether we need farmers anyway. The payments will repay us perhaps half the in ponders, “is moving out into the terest we are paying on the same money, to those | country di He sees farmers dividing their {rom whom we borrowed it, leaving jess than noth- | leisure between the crops and the automobile shcps. | ‘ng on the principal which we shall also repay. On | the rest, we shall get most of the interest, but noth ing on the principal. ~ayments” will be made, but “the debt” will no: | fe paid, Which is quite as it should be. | as to either principal of interest. proper that they should not But it seems to be necessa ments with words and figures It is quite loom up in Mr. | will have to go, times wonders he y to clothe the settle- which will make in full.” he 8 seem that, on some terms,|they have paid “ | “Industry Creased Trousers an Error | | were | (Figaro, Pa time and*some people, without gray can recall it—when trousers were crease! Thog2 that were made to order were delivered dy the tailor ironed into nders without the sug- gestion of a crease. Ready-made trousers were then, as now, stacked up in piles at clothiers. This caused them to have creases, fore and aft, but at} the customer’s request, the accommodating clothing merchant ironed these out so they would de as| smooth as made-to-order articles when delivered. There have been different stories at different times as to how the crease came into vogue. Thirty years ago the Count de Craven filled the; role of social arbiter in France, as Brummel once | did in England. The day of the count’s marriage his valet brought his trousers sharply creased. The| The hairs, was - Heavy Contribution Agriculture this year will make a heavy contri- bution to what is termed national prosperity. This year’s crop yield it estimated will bring the dollars. There is evident nowhere any tendency toward inflation, Business as a whole is active and in creasing in volume. Financial experts seem agreed that stability is a fact and that Qusiness is not go- ing to run away with itself. Cost of One Dollar Bills Opposition to the general use of\two-dollar bills is costing the nation a million a year. This favdrit- | count, not noticing this, put them on and went to ism shown the paper dollar is causing much ex-|the wedding. Only after the ceremony did he, to} pense in the handling of the small bill where those ; his great confusion, observe this error. There was of ‘larger denomination would speed up the busi~| much discussion of it. Some men who were charmed ness machinery. | with the effect immediately ordered trousers with a It is a matter of habit. TMe dolar bill is a pop- | rease—ana the fasion was establ:shed. | This, of course, has pleasantly af- jzoing to college | was on her way to Betty’s younger sister h up and is a lovely girl. She taying here. Between us, my dear, I think the Stokelys and the Carnovans would like to make a mat between Mary and Karl. Karl likes her very mach, They have many tastes in common, T do wish he would fall in love with her, for he has been so unfortunate j like John? e i high | dishes in the cafe he once owned. in his hea 1 would like to] have him ut love before he dies. Although Tam sure you didn't} mean you treated him} rather ly when you fell. in love with ¢ nd it very effectual ly spoiled life, I don't think he'll ever care for any other person s much as he did fo love bry uid make her happy bj ing so, and he thought he would like to be in our fami But T cannot com of Karl, dear, Whatever he married her for, no man could have been better to i Womay than he was to my — poor, unfortunate younger daughte nin tty told me the other night that F y about Karl, ailing at you dyou had) treated him so badly, Do you know, eslie, 1 hope those ¢ gone out of all ave tried not to be but you must acknowl! of both y have spelled te you will never find lly think of because 1 hav Honestly, I hope them; I would as losing the mon found that money me in the making of re I got the boys’ pictures, much brother looks like you! He ha the same wistful expression you had when you were a little girl. Strange, isn’t it, that little Jack looks so much You would almost think he was really his father. I hope he will never know he not. ey have jus nt for come down and have tea, so with a kiss to the boys and love to John and yourself, I am JUST MOTHER. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) to me seemed arranging for the opening of her new theater 2. Saw Jack Yellen, a youn, writer, who once hit Broadway with a bump and borrowed enough for fare back to Buffalo. But now his pockets jingle with coin made from “I Won- Now own Pat vaudeville for almost 20 years. they are going to have thi play on the legit and little Rooney will appear with them. Bee -Saw Fred Stone, back ii town after a summer on his Connec- ticut farm where he plans to breed thoroughbred Arabian horses........ i . Saw Heywood Broun, the co st. whom I shall not see so often on Broadway since he has turned over his show review duties to Alexander Woolcott, Hereafter Broun will go to the theater to see only what plays he deems will please him and for that he may rejoice... ......Saw Dick Rodgers and Lorenz Hart, college boys who wrote the lyrics and music for a revue which was tried out as an experiment, but which has gone into a long ‘run. fected their bank roll and they are beginning to wonder why they are aw Edna ss who the film $ played “The Woman. of Paris.” She Purviance, actr ris for the first time to see what such a woman really is like. Boulden, a niece of Wilton Lackaye. She used to sing in a night club, but. now she is a principal in a big musi- cal revue . Saw Margaret Merle, who once was a Kansas City newspaperwoman and is now a singer in a Broadway _ production. etween times she writes a Broad- way column for folks in the old home town .... Saw Monty !Bell, the movie director and a popu- lar man he is among the scribes and Pharisees and well he should be, for once he declared that. the city editor of & newspaper does more work in a day than a movie director does in a| month. . Another famous institution of the town’s night life is about to pass, Mouquin's, on Sixth avenue, is posted for lease. It was padlocked last March, After that two waiters, who had been employed there for more than 20 years, committed sui- cide, ‘The place was once owned by Jacquin, who in the past generation ou} little | was famous because he drove to the s in a coach-and-four and wore uh white silk hat as he sat on the seat. He died while washing, Many along Brondway are mourn- ing the passing of Joe Susskind, | electrocuted in the hotel he owned | at Palm Beach, Fla, Susskind in his life accumulated several fortunes in cabaret und hotel ventures, but ‘he got his start by saving nickels and! dimes while working in the cloak | check room of the old Knickerbocker. AMES W. DEAN. TOM SIMS | ‘SAYS > lit- National budget for next. y put It’s those tle naughts that’ count, They drove an auto by New York. Even that sonieone in the back s Here's great news for boarders. The salmon catch of Alaska may be- come exhausted soon, you see a man all sleepy} ni out he may have a bad baby or a good redio, Had a forest fire in Montana. This not the correct way for campers to blaze their trails. Wheat crop is short a little this year. But wild oats are plentiful, according to the police. Buckwheat crop is estimated at 16,400,000 bushels, Is it buckwheat because it’s a dollar a bushel? No. Rice crop is good, Thirty-six mil-| lion bushels. Now we could have a hundred million weddings. Hay erop is put at almost a billion bales. Wish you could burn the stuff in a flivver. And over a billion pounds of tobac- co will be grown this year. Put that in your pipe’ and smoke it. We can’t have another war. One of war’s horrors is feeding soldiers ore nee ee PLUSASE HIDS THESE LITTLS CROWBARS TILL THIS FELLOW OPPOSITE ME SGSTS OUT OF THE RESTAURANT, | HS HAS ONG OF THEM NOW, BUT IT WLC“SOON BE. WORN OUT, TEAR HE'S, GIVING: IT JODGING FROMTHE WEAR AND! tion ans. works for every The same mone thing but hi will give ed homes, where they duully adopted. Si ter of economic di - tion, the large-scale method is the more efficient. But as a matter of human welfare, the individual home is infinitely better, and we are every- where coming to it. Education’ is harder. The whole- sale lock-step is being only gradu- ‘ally broken in our common schools. Higher up, universities -have grown until they almost need a brigadier general to herd the students in and out. “This place is like a biscuit fac- tory,” said a discouraged professor. “In ‘the factory, they run a train. load of wheat in at one end and a trainload of packed biscuits out at the other. The sign says that, in the interval, the goods ‘have not been touched by human hands.’ That is a ine way to make biscuits, but a bad to educate students. Criminology is worst of all. The worst way to reform a criminal is to put him in prison, Most criminals are young, the pro- duct of bad homes. Many of them could have been saved ‘by putting them in time into good homes. Few of them are helped by putting them into even good institutions. Most of them are spoiled by throw- ing them into prison. \ ‘ Industry is most important, be- cause it affects us all. Mass’ pro- duction turns out more and better steel or shoes, But it does not, in- side the works, make for better men. Its better wages and shorter hours may give them more chance for im- provement outside, but, to them, “life” is something apart from work. The man at the lever of ‘the peg machine in a modern shoe factory gets better pay for less work than did his predecessor, the village cob- bler. But the cobbler, working all day at his bench, and living his life in his work, was also often the vil- lage philosopher. BY DR. HUGH. S. CUMMING Surgeon General, United States Pub- lic Health Service Mumps is an acute infectious dis- ease usually affecting children, but frequently occurring in older people. ! It affects the, parotid glands which are on each side of the head just below the ear. It usually ‘occurs in children of from five to fifteen yeurs of age but may recur at any age, Mumps is conveyed from one pa- tient to another by contact. The first symptoms are pain and swelling in the parotid region under the e Movements of the jaws, such as- chewing and talking are painful. The swelling may occur on one or both sides. sides are involved. The attack generally comes on about fifteen to twenty days after exposure to the disease. It is at its worst about the third day and may gradually disappear after that. Mumps is contagious before the symptoms appear and for some time after the symptoms have disappear- ed, The disease may, and frequently does occur as an epidemic, The par- otid glands are most frequently the ones first involved. After these the submaxillary and other glands may be attacked. : Germs Come From Mouth and Nose Mumps is rarely spread by indi- rect contact or by a third person. The virus is contained in the se- -eretions from the mouth and per- haps the nose. It occurs more fre- Usually both salmon. And the salmon crop is short. With a billion bales pf hay and a billion pounds of tobacco being grown, the two many become mixed. These flivver You'll have to have one soon to get up in society. London doctor says a healthy baby shouldn't cry. We sdy a healthy doctor shouldn't be so foolish. tight until your hand slips. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “Where to now?” asked Nick. Tick Tock, the little clock fairy, stopped under a street lamp and out of his pocket. “We'll have to go and fix the cuckoo clock next,” he said. “It be- longs to deaf old Mister Kubler who} lives on the hill. Come on, Nancy and Nick, follow me and we will soon be there.” Off scampered the little fairy, fol- lowed by the Twins. Nancy carried the big key for winding the clock, and Nick carried the oil-can for oil- ing it. Tick Tock carried the bel- lows with which he did the dusting and a lot.of other useful things be- sides which he might need in his clock mending. In about Fico minutes the three were at the top of the hill, and standing before a nice old house with a wide porch and a big chimney. ¢ “Shall we go down the chimney like we did at the last place?” asked Nick. “No, it won't be necessary,” said Tick Tock. “Mister Kubler locks his doors. He says that the more he trusts the world the better it likes him, and if he has anything that will’do anyone more good than it does him, he is welcome to take i “Nobody ever goes'in or touches a thing except to do him a kindness, such as we are doing now. Come o1 The cuckoo clock hangs right in the living room,” The little ‘fairy jumped up to the never} FABLES ON HEALTH LIGHT DIET ESSENTIAL WHEN YOU HAVE MUMPS |of the patient should be thoroughly planes worry us.| 7" Living from hand to mouth is all! Who had been standing on one door knob and gave it a turn and | Nick pushed. ‘The three were soon ‘inside and Tick Tock lighted a glass lamp that stood on the table. At that instant something went “cufcoo—cuckoo,’ cuck—” ‘Then’ tit | stopped, “ | Meggendorfor--Blagtter, If the peg-tender achieves a thing intellectual, the work con more children better rooms, tributes nothing but money to it. U1 food in orphan*asylums offe s nothing of joy or thopght. | This is the dilemma of the indus» trial age. Good E: amples Needed in Orient The “long tragedy of the hand- loom workers of England” is finding its analogy in China, Foreign capital and management are industrializing China, Alongside the old hand industries, in family and guild groups, great factories are growing up, differin, from American and European fac: tories only in the lower wages, long- er hours and worse conditions of the workers, . These conditions are often no‘ worse than in the native hand indus- tries, but they are more wholesale, and have less excuse. The first effect of the same condi- tions, in England, was to oppress and exploit the factory workers and, by their competition, to starve the hand workers, The very resistance of the weav- ers to the change delayed the read- justment which, when it came, turned out to be a benefit to all. The same thing is starting in China. Left to the unrestricted op- eration of economic forces, guided only by human selfishness, the same results will follow. And there is no effective Chinese government to prevent. Either peace- fully, by the penetration of modern’ ideals to the capitalistic brain, or violently, by the unexampled pow- er of resistance of the Chinese when qroused, the process which took a generation in England to be ab- sorbed. Men do not go the same slow road the second time. The Standard Oil, and many other foreign companies in the orient, have seen and acted on this principle. Some others have not. The safety, profitability and peace of the opening orient depend on the general following of these good ex- amples, quently in spring and autumn es- pecially during wet weather. One of the most serious aspects of mumps is the frequent and painful complications that may develop in other glands. Other = infrequent complications are great. prostration, a tendency to wild delirium, disturb- ances of the tissues of the spinal cord and brain, inflammation of thé middle ear, tonsilitis and pneumonia. A patient’ suffering from mumps should be kept quiet, in bed, in or- der that none of th serious com- plications may develop. : Light Diet Is Big Help A light diet such as eggs, broth, milk, and rice pudding should be given. Sour food and acid drinks if taken into the mouth will be found to give considerable pain. If there is much pain hot applications may be placed over the swollen iaacs. Laxutives should be given when necessary, You should remember: 1, In the prevention of mumps that necessary precautions should be taken in order that the disease may not be spread to others, 2. That all cases of should be isolated. 3. No person who has not had the disease should be allowed to come in contact with an exposed non-im- mune for at least twenty-one days after the last exposure, _5. That all articles soiled witht discharges from the nose and throat| mumps disinfected or burned, “My goodness but I was scared for a minute,” whispered Nancy. “I for- ‘ot all about the bird in the clock. There he is. But what made im stop?” “We just came in time. He's all in down,” said Tick Tock, “And you needn’t whisper. Mister Kubler is asleep and as deaf a: Post. Be- sides he believes in fairies and I’m ot afraid of him.” “I should say not,” voice from the wall, And a little carved wooden said a new man side of the clock, left his place and climbed over the rail of the little balcony where the cuckoo stood si- lent. At the same time another little wooden man who matched him ex- actly climbed over the rail on the ether side and echoed, “I should say not. “Who are you?” asked Nick. “We are the gnomes of the moun- ain,” said the little wooden men. ‘And people in Switzerland who carve wooden cuckoo clocks often put us on for ornaments. If you looked at a little book he had taken! wind up the clock, the cuckoo here will finish his song and tell you ali” about it.” “Right-o, id Tick Tock, jumping up to the pine-cone weights that hung near the floor, and climbing up the string that held them, he began to work fast. He put the big key into the keyhole on the face of the clock and turned it around and around, Then the little cuckoo bird finised his song where he had left off, “—oo, cuckoo, cuckoo,” each time dodging back through a little doorway and then suddenly jumping out to sing a” new note. Soon the clock was ticking away for dear life all oiled and dusted and wevow Pi tell “Now I'll tell you a story.” he said. (To Be Continued) +—_—____—__, | A THOUGHT | ‘The poor is hated even of his own neighbor; but the rich hath many friends —Proverbs 14:20, As riches and favor ‘forsake a man we discover him to be a fool, but nobody could find it out in his Pprosperity.—La Bruyere. . AH, SHUT UP “What You want a position with me? Ridiculous. I only have one clerk and he docsn't know what to do out of sheer boredom.” “Sack him and give me his job)”— d i Munich, { WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1925 | - | ¢ | | |