The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 31, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR ’ The Bismarck Tribune!“ padi An Independent Newspaper lay will THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER. (Establisheg 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Compa Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffic Bismarck, as second class mail matter, George D Mann.......+-. 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All rights of republication of ail other matter herein are also reserve Loses ha Charen H ceungieees | i oe ig (se shia or tlh Forelgn Representatives Canadian “4b has lost its charm for th G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY United st tourists, ‘Phere is no rush into Cun CHICAGO DETROIT [ada to shike thirst with the amber fluid. it taste Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | hike beer, ut does not act like beer, Seasoned BURNS AND SMITH [Mlushers” deckere it is weak: amd insipid - Fifth Ave, Bldg. | i an oo : exceeds in alcoholic content the near | te and County Newspaper) eoetion sold in this counts “= —— - Thousands earlier in year evowded Canadien | How Old Is Theory? cities to sample 440 be The old haunts know | The theory of evolution is almost 4.000 years old. them no more with i more effort they ean | This is the discovery just made by Dr. Edward locate the “hard sum nearer home Chiera, tant professor of Acsyriol i the University of Pennsylvania What Is Luck? i Fundamentalists sometimes aceuse Charles Dar Atte a day painting the top ot ae hoof having invented the theory of evolution. | ney, 1 a Long Istand steeple jack, et tut scholars have known for many years ldown to hand received av fractared Aristotle and other early Greek 4 aphers diss) when struck by a motor car cussed such theories An arm iator made a daring leap from a Now Dr. Chiers shows that the theory iy just” plane with a parachute, He Funded easily on to} abe twiee as old as scholars formerly thought it truck, but before he could attract the attentior [the driver so the vehiele could he stopped, be Dr. Chiera hay just finished translating six stone | thrown tot mid and a deg broken tables found in Nippur on the Baphrates river Looks dike tu is safer than the ground They were written in about 2000 1 Co by the }days, but then some people always were unlucky Chaldeans. ' They give a version of the origin of man that i A Chicago judge s rolled that 8S years is sur singly modern in its tone jold torn According to them, man evolved after long years be productive, bil That iy what is happe terivation and ageieaitucal scieace take every and in A Hope of Cheaper Motoring new motor fuel, “synthol,” and the om come Up to announcements, they wil MUrriage, Amevion work dolar iip air p of noe} was | to THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE -: The Tangle -: from an ancestor whe went wbout on all fours like | . . other animals do. 7A; Wal ' However, the tablets do not imply any relation Editorial Comment ship between man and monkey, Instead they 9 : i that man descended from the sheep family Women Who Plot | LETTER FROM) JAMES CONDON ' TO SALLY ATHERTON Who or What Is to Blame? (Portlind Oregon Journa!y | Dear su Manager Vesper of Auditorium in are They say tat the women want to bring back the | < cent interview predicted a famine of road shows | German mo The e ser's wife, Princess | ¢ during the coming year. Judging from the dramatic |Hermine, tours Europe intriguing for reestablish: | ef comment in eastern papers, his diagnosis is correct, | Ment of Kuiserdom, The spouse of the once crown iy vee Outside of the real big city, support given “the | Prince of Germany is similarly active, Another who | more persistent men and woe SAU NnR. = Minick eda leche ' nwike ‘of Grown: Pi . Ret in their erookedaess than logitimate” has been meagre. First class companies | Schemes is the wife of Crown Prince Rupprecht of | : inchanging on to their viz ve found it hard to sapport a long road tour, Bavaria, Princess Antoinette of Luyemburs. | 1 i play Chicago and New York until the box | Utinks her husband, long a rival of the house. o: nes 0" dowry to $ : : ‘ . | examine that shows a slump and then make long jumps to; Hohenzollern, should be emperor, , | oreh 1" 1 don't Wigemore important eente The fourt ress Zita of Austria Hume | knew tion o ; ane | " foe is ‘ she: jel nol, but F seemed to det But fault all on the side of the pubiie?) Bary. Her son Otto is 14 yours old. She has sie pen eT siotleri ew York success is sent ont west in {Other children, She would like ty sce Otto on lw wbouk Ma the hands of a second or third rate company, ‘The! tirone of ‘Hungary. She lifts high the banners of) one of charms, : Mi i ODA: leas ne crs: it ‘ s deme rath iek, disappointinent that follows often means a small] Hapsburg, She thinks that Admiral Horthy should | 44 woman. ‘There was Nongenstor-viercal, worlh= onroduction | good-naturedly give way to her ambitions and re: une movies and vaudeville are stitt competition | Mis direction of Hungarian affair I fnasiide tikl-an In all mate dr. at. Bismarck La distinguished cast. nglish drama, but how mz leg. » Rivals" classic of the with a his today peruse Sheridan's plays { joyment? The public demands speed, jazz, comedy ; They lov of the rollicking sort and were it not for the stars! But : appearing in “The Rivals,” the play itself wou schemers in attract few | back inte Savings | Banks now are offering to pay you $100 a month for the rest of your life, after you have deposited $100 a month with them for 14 years, In addition to your monthly checks, your estate will receive The 4,000 upon your death, or you can draw that amount at any time after the 14-year period. It sounds impossibie for any bank to make money | Tigible s short of | anything by doing business like that. But there is no magic to it. The plan is based on the bank paying 5 per cent on all the money you save. That's atl there is to it. It shows that many more millions of | Americans could be independent in their old age if they would only save systematically and make their savings work for them | Price Fixing There is one place in the count ment price fixing is practiced, and it’s a big success, Atl from the viewpoint of the thousands who visit Yellowstone National Park every year. ne government fixes the price of ever: in the park and with the exc must be transported many miles over narrow moun tain roads, the prices are no higher than in other parts of the country. It would be a grand lace for profiteers were tt not for the watchful eye of the government. Price fixing there makes it possible for thousands to see | the park who otherwise couldn't afford it. i y where govern contacts hing sold ption of gasoline, which Two Homes \ Out in the barren sagebrush country of the west | sits a tiny home. There is no other house in sight. | In fact, there isn't another house within a radius| Tie lo of 30 miles. In the two smali rooms of the shac with its “lean to” kitchen lives a family of six. “What a terrible place to li gays the auto tour ist as he passes by. ¥ But is it any worse or as bad as the crowded tene- | ment sections of eastern cities, where large fami | lies are crowded into one or two rooms? and r ar by tion was needed a ‘The west at least has fresh air, and plenty of it. months, so Me into thé Health into the How tew people really guard their health. And | tion, but yet it is their most valuable asset. Without ft in- of gun or the y abuse of the Press upon the public tlement ought to enlighten all put the most incor no concess'son IN get us Our asssociates of | | 1917 are not grateful for what we did but embit- | tered because we did not do more. ceased to be thankful that we came in in time to! | save them from defeat and hate us for not coming in in time to save them from sacrifices. sth disliked because we are not ruined and our condem- nation is phrased in the rhetoric of some of our jown statesmen, We hope the American people will understand this state of mind in Europe, for it is that state of mind with which we must deal in our international Our advocates of participation in Euro- pean political affairs would give us an unreal con- ception of what our situation is wanted of us. reproaches that European journals and public |have directed at ug and are still occasionally in- {dulging in, and we shall not be deceived by the 's that Europe is waiting for jour moral leadership or even our moral support. suggestion of leagu vacations between terms, this feminine plotting poison e the adulation, as of the quartet of royal fem urope sound a good deal like a » that yesterday to which people who had enough of kings will not willingly return, What They Think of Us (Chicago Tribune) United cation of the Belgi: n debt entimentalists. There is complete cancellation which w ‘but bitter resentment. They have We would be and ‘Read the abuse, the sarcasm, The All-Year School (Chicago Tribune) ng summer vacation is an anachroni tion, but t Saturday and Sw The long summer the product of rural conditions. , The Il the family the growing and harve: In great cities children who nnot country, and few can, are simp! street. This provides a spe not the kind they need. ‘The long ab: es of ed 2. ja city like Chicago it has no exeuse for being. do not think children should go without proper rest | is provided ‘for through the day rests and by shorter’ no proposal *. The women love the clothes and pomp of militarism rather than militarism itself, r their pure reading en-| They love the glitter and the dress of court 1 inine eal! have ‘ates by the Belgian sei- long are what , the men | In! We vaca farm sUNs get y turned dud mn from studies involves waste of time, breaking up the ‘ Wel that pretty 1 you at the ti darned y of it mow that you snapped 1 of bein / pearls of in New York--The 1 brigade and the wrecking erew will soon 1 short shrift of the old Academy of Music in Irv | And thas will pass one of the most famous shri If the gau old structure ¢ es to music in America. alls of this famous id echo ay voices that 0: rang through it there would pass in review the shades of Jen Lind, Patti, Lucca and.others great in the tion, There would be and the flourish of t pinini. And the rustle o t genera- too, the beat e gr nd the bowing and serapin marked the grand balls to Grand Duke Alexis of Ru nd Edward VIL of England rs The Academy opened in 1854 when urteenth street was the northern theatrical district. 1 00 and was the most e of its kind in that da: became age for among the famous thes. ns who trod its boards were Ed- win Booth, E. A. Helena Modjeska. the eld vini and John Then, as the town grew to thw nd its the: al cen- ter drifted came E othern and Julia Marlowe, BI Bates d Frank Mordaunt, whose tri- mem- in the Kentue Musie re Card.” Two Flags, k “The Girl I Left Behind M What a tradition for a p in its declining and feeble came a cheap movie hall with fla boyant posters and giddy lights! M Certainly the strangest men in all New York. a us men. Nobody seéms group. of the chor- to know ‘whence they come or whence they dividual happiness and independence ig impossible. | habits of application, loss of interest and momen- Fo hey je bucked ou the agentles 5 . th : ate compens: {JUst, a8 chorus girls are, for their The Tribune is now running a series of articles |tum. Undoubtedly there is no adequate compens© 6554 looks and their ability to donee, by one of the most famous doctors in the country, | tion, for so long a rest not needed by any nor i se aot girls, they ‘Surgeon General Cumming of the Public Health | mal child. Bek a and seldom advance to Service. 1 ach article is full of valuable information that will enable you to keep healthy. The five minutes required to read each one will not be time wasted. |to meet health a Progress in Flax Growing Flax is now being grown on large areas of west- | ern land that hitherto was dry and barren. A trip across the sagebrush wastes of the west | favorably. The school is the place for our youth, qiiakes it bard to believe that some day ali that land not city summer conditions, uthorities will see to that. But cert streets. + Our school buildings and yards should be made comfortable for summer weather and perhaps mod fication of the program of activities might ve made} Our educational and | chorus boy more th: ain'y | the arguments for the all-year school presented by | replic: Supt. McAndrew are convincing and we hope the licen ;Bchool board will act upon his recommendatiot | are principal roles. Most of them rent |tpartments and set up housekeeping, seven or eight of them aring in the rent and other domestic expenses. The one thing that interests the all else is his clothes. Frequently you see them on the street in suits that are exact of the extreme and flashy tyles they have worn on the stage. of the chorus, as ironically billed, receive about $50 a week and most of that is spent in tailor shops and haberdasheries, Much fun and sarcasm is poked ( ain to the | | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | hey | ternational jewel thieves, and that they had come from abroad pur posely to do it, TP know that wh Mabel here she did not belong nd then we put her on the uth America. over here, she would from the count awhile. pro and cor however, wh the w 1 ast night when [left the where “Thad been working auite late, Ts xi drawn up to the curb block heyon which T camel out. reo man . man beside if, 1 would have swern the woman we Mabel 1 hurried} toward them, but they evidently sw moing and got in and drove off T got th Itseemed to me ainly kept her face | gain you know] things. under under she shinin dark: sun-or ss of the ni was ing prow the office? makes me rather worried about boss, She had it in for the boss, know, more than any of the rest of | us. Sometimes I really think that 1 her more on him than on| nd when she found she couldn't | she took me as choice and intended to get © him by getting away with money the! at these fellows. I have many incidents backstage and on the street w would make the ord nary man double up his fists an | seek redress, but which pass appar- ently unnoticed by the chorus bi —JAMES W. DEAD witnessed | SO SIMPLE | “What makes you always so popu- | : r? | He asked the speedy young spark. And she said with a grin, | As she powdered her chin; i “I keep all the boys in the dark.” —Ohio State Di | we It's getting so a ni to go to a dance or stay One nice thing about having a grouchy husband is a woman doesn’t mind when he has to work late The f finish e: ster you eat the quicker you ting forever, Being ¢ ited is usuaily all a conceited person has to be ceited about, I's a good thing we don't see our sel others see us, Chances are we would drop dead. Marriage isn't a failure just be- © some of those who try it are. We heard a young lady ask an- other to look and see if she had-her bathing suit: on, Sometimes it's the cargo that makes the car stop. The chances are in someone el you don't know: they ju wish you hurt. Bathing suit censors are broad-! or One is ide. minded. ways willing to see the girl’ You don’t begin to enjoy an jauto bent and paint seratched, almost got! jand { W jinen, and when they undertake a |form they do it thoroughly. Al jitary, uncomfortable und impo men to take example of women and lreform their thing. Wome [sure, have gone the limit. Th y tuken off nearly everything. They may have shocked the prudes, but !they have added to their own health pnifort. have ave than omen more courage Dy they were in much greater need of reform. Their clothes were so much worse than men’s that only a radical revolution would make them endur- able at all Man, because his fashions were only moderately bad, has been too sible to get around in, man’s clothing wa: nothing worse than ugly, unventi- luted and awkward. It is still all of these, and is no better than it was 50 years uge. i Ie Surgeon ¢ ‘ing that In these days, when we realize that the body needs sunshine and air, these heavy, hermetically sealed, ugly garments ure without excuse. When woman donned matronly pinafores, man should have adopted adult romp- rs and been comfortable. As to looks—he could not have made him- self more ridiculous than he is now. Do the Voters Vote Away Freedom? William Green, president of the Dr. Leonard Hill of London advises! to be} ance | Pres jis just whe American Federation of — Labor, sounds the slogan of a crusade to: curb the judiciary, so us to “bring i BY DR. HUGH 8S. CUD ‘ | States Pub- lic Health Service | A good many people fail to realize jthat just us theekidneys are excre- tory organs so the skin is an organ of exeretion which throws off waste products and worn out material of We have seen that if te material is not promptly removed from the system that we suffer in [also unde! ste material is allowed to remain on the surface of the skin undesirable con- You should that if this waste us ways, nd may follow. ist nature in the speedy waste material that particularly during the weather, is recommended, During the warm weather the skin is very active and the amount of ex- sequences is to on of ath, cretion is much greater und decom- position takes place more — rapidly in warm weather than in cold weath: er, although, it. may be s daily bath summer, will do you n The old fashioned which is still all households where facilities are not ble, will not in pass winter and harm, weekly bath, too common in modern bathing shoes Yecause the daily | | a coarse towe m in clean and pleasant con- dition of the skin especially during summer month: A tub bath is. of | course. usually desirable, but it is certainly not always necessary for, her. In fact, a shower! is more sanitary. | hower baths should be taken un- arising in the morning and should | followed by a brisk rubbing with | Soap should be used | liberally and washed off thoroughly. | Very old people and very young peo-| be | until after it has had a few fedders| Ple and invalids should be cautious} about taking cold baths at any time. | The shock which follows the sudden | freedom to American citizens.” With ull due regard to the griev- some of them st, whieh nt Green adduces, “freedom” American ©: ens: would lose, not regain, if the judiciary were shorn of its power to declare laws unconstitutional. And most of all, Mr. Green’s own ituents. ho set aside the Kansas pulsory work laws? Who denied Oregon the power to force all children into the same schools, and ix going to deny to Tennessee the power to forbid the teaching of truth? Who makes it impossible for an excited majority in any state to keep b com- lazy to make them good. When anti-strike and anti-boycott laws? Women were binding themselves Who prevents our economic and architectural construction » uns political heresy-hunters from impos- ing even more drastic limitations on free speech than they have yet found constitutionally possible? The votes to do all these things exist now, in certain states und com- munities, and they may develop anywhere in a crisis. There is no people more ruthless, more intolerant, and at times more reactionary, than an excited Ameri- can majority. And nothing prevents it from working its will on the liberties of the minority except the Constitution of the United States and the inde- pendent rights of the judiciary to enforce that Constitution. If the organized workers wish to be safe in their constitutional rights, they will do well to be patient under their constitutional obligations also. FABLES ON HEALTH COLD PLUNGES ARE NOT RECOMMENDED ee een ST Serene ter in the morning is not recom- mended for those who do not enjoy it, It is a question whether such a cold plunge is not detrimental to the health of even those hearty indi- viduals who prefer this rigorous morning indoor sport. WARM BATH BEST FOR CLEANSING A warm bath is best for cleansing purposes and is soothing and rest- ful. You should remember, how- ever, that a warm bath is not stimu- lating and that it renders you sus- ceptible to cold temperatures, For this reason, warm baths should be taken just before bed time in the winter, for exposure after warm bath, especially in the winte: is not infrequently followed by a cold or some more serious conse- quence, During the warm weatl warm baths may be taken during the day for the purpose of cleanli- ness without harmful results, A very good plan is to take a mod- ely warm bath and then allow x to run into the tub un- til to 80 degrecs Fahrenheit is reached. Follow by drying und brisk rubbing with la course most valuable, stimulating and pleasant bath for daily use is a warm shower of short duration, suf- ficient to clean the body thoroughl; followed by 2 cold shower for a fraction of a minute. If this bath- ing practice is foilowed the surface of the body will be cleansed and warmed and the cold shower will be far more pleasurable and stimulat- ing, The shock of cold water fol- lowing warm water is not so pro- nounced as is the shock of cold wa- ter applied first. Bathing within two hours after a meal is unwise because of its effect upon the digestion. The kind of Men are not polite. One wil} take/Teduction of the temperature of the| bath you should take depends some- girl out and kiss her when: she would lots rather have an ice cream soda. Things could be worse, Some day they may be wanting permanent waGes put in their toothbrushes. Sometimes a man doesn’t know which side his bread is buttered on because there is none on either side. London has a street made of rub- ber. No doubt the younger children there are bouncing baby boys and girls. {$6900 MaoRNING. ry | weed WHAT“S THE’ MATTOR surface of the body is not followed by a prompt reaction and frequently | unnleasant. results occur. A cold plunge into a tub of icy wa- what upon your physical condition. A cold plunge makes a heavy de- mand on the heart, the blood vessels and the kidneys, ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY-OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “The away, fair: next place is pretty far said Tick Tock, the clock} ‘so we shall have to hurry.” e can go as fast as you can,” laughed Nick. “Then come along,” said Tick Tock. So bidding good-bye to the grandfather clock, they started down the road. “I'll just say this and then go on with the story—that the next day when Mr. Tompkins came down- stairs to breakfast, he called to his wife, “The old clock has taken a no- tion to go again and I declare if it isn’t right to the very dot.” But this story is about Tick Tock and the Twins, and we'll have to leave the old clock ticking in the hall, and follow them. They came to a city and passed a lot of houses so much alike that looked like peas in a pod. At last Tick Tock stopped in front of one four doors from the corner. “This is the right one,” he said. “Although it looks like the others, I always know it because the bricks in the pavement are extra red, the steps are extra white, and the whole house is extra everything.” And indeed he was right, as the Twins could see in the light cast by the street lamp at the corner. “Why is it so extra clean?” asked Naney. “I don’t know exactly,” said Tick Tock. “But I think it is because a family by the name of Van der Loon lives here. Van der Loon is a Dutch name and the Dutch people are the serubbiest. cleanest people on earth almost. The great-grandfather and grandmother came from Holland years and years ago, and I'm going to show you something they brought | with them when they came.” | “What?” asked Nick curiously. “A clock—a curious clock,” said Tick Tock. “But come, we can't stand here talking all night or the policeman will come along and think we are three burglars. We'll have to go down ‘the chimney, I guess— evervthing else seems to be locked up tight.” Up they climbed, the three of them, getting toe-holds in shutters and vines and finally reaching the roof. Then down the big chimney, they erept. Magic is so convenient when you wish to go down a chimney. Then they reached a big room with quaint furniture, a good bit of br: a lovely tile fire place and s m. telpiece on which old luster orna ments shone in the street light that came through the window, vA On the wall hung the quaintest clock the Twins had ever seen—-a clock with no case whatever, inst 9 face, and a long pendulum and two large weights that hung half way to the floor. “Hello there, Tick Tock,” said the clock, “I'm glad you came and brought company, I was getting lonely. Besides, I need a tonic or something. I'm not up to the minute at al jut you in order,” si the clock fairy quickly. ‘Nancy and Nick, this is Mister Wag-on-the-Wall. Mister Wag-on-the-Wall, these are my friends, the Twins.” (To Be Continued.) -——_______, | A THOUGHT |! *>—__________, As coals are to burning coals, and wood to fire; so is a contentious {man ‘to kindle strife—Prov. 26:21. In excessive altercation, truth is lost.—Syrus. BEAUTIFUL BUT DUMB Ethel: Maud has been trying to learn how to play golf for quite four, months now. eddy: Is her instructor stupid? Ethel: No, handsome, — Pilot, Welwyn. ea ee WRONG CHARGE , Judge—You are accused of break- ing a jug on the head of the de- fendant, ie cused—Well, I had = tion of breaking’ the Bee ae aeae mor, Madrid. yf I a oe REE OR