The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 27, 1925, Page 4

# | he comes out. The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper is purely from aca THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER The English Channel (Establishea 18 os by but few, the English Channel ha Publi by arck Tribune Company, £ ’ the foremost swimmers to Rismarck, N. PD. and entered at the postoffice at) navigate it The feat tries human Bismarck, as se class mail matte George 1) Mann President and Publis] - the channel for th Subscription Rates Payable In: Advance fr ed ithe exploit fn Dally : : Pa ater tried his nata Daily arck) Daily 4 rapids and lost hi Dal ota BN ‘ and other Clrenlation i any adequ It seems question the physi n has lL endurance between K, failed first memory, gland The plucky ant and be the woman tol recent in the being Forelgn Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPS ¥ CHICAGO DETROI The was mad Tower Kresge Bldg n wi in slight NE t SMITH more hours NEW YORK Fifth Ave, Bidz. peat, ula e ideal, it ig impos-| (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Je for man or mt im the channel, Swift! ‘ fl ) the course. Salt w blindness fur j The Legion's Flag Campaign Hiecates the feat | Bis Log Rolling | 1 When the budget burean asked the Navy Depart € vent it could save 000,000 a year the reply | 1 w offen abolishing useless stations that} fon we don't want, but some congressmen ¢ i w Many an econ ogram is blocked by the grand planned old congressional soot “og rolling, i : | to th Just when the textile manufacturers were worried it over the h in women's garments, some | ‘ne al oe us inven Oxtord balloon suits tor men. | AFes on the: auime tint The law of averages seoms to be « | orm of | Promiscuon American flag during —' the war has an excess of bal Editorial Comment | t Impre exhibition of the cheapens 4 AGN ‘ appearance and tends ty create disrespect The Allotted Years The action of the American L on in taking ch | street flag deco! is a step in civic better . \ . . (New York Times) - C o° . aeoiat floating on the breeze is an Prem the rival instances of two respectabte citi | inspiration and a pleasure, which will not be marrea | 408 Who have managed to attain’ their ninetiet | FROM SYDNEY CARTON! phes. [did not do this p ' pia ee in Bismarel vulg, inartistie decoration, ‘The birthday, one by smoking and drinking as he | TO LESLIE PRESCOTT how e : i pleased, the other by abstaining from tobacco and |My de sh Le} ity in this direction is commendable, | leased, th er by abstaining from tobacco and | It was rather. strange The city appreciates this service rendered by the | Hauer, people © hastened to derive the 1es802 | have com n should "gry Lloyd Spetz post i that in order to live Jong ome should live as he | yeu and Jack: » of that baat within pleases, ‘This pleasant conclusion is sound with | BitT 1 was too she i albhou cannot swim ington: news: Rndiewastell € recovered art * ashingto: jews: f ews: ells 5 one proviso. And that is to begin by choosing one’s | trase ry well, rst over the’ side.| dry agents to shoot in selk-delense NS are é } " 7 4 ” hin n omy oO one ne prised tri ” = Square Deal to All ancestors wisely, Whatever may be true about | The only th ee eee that when offered a drink? In ordering a reassessment of Bismarck property. | certain diseases, or vices, or genius, it is estab-|trin @ac thal f ‘on be alone | voted slave ever since he married] yt was foolish for a girl to try tol Tax Commissioner Thoresen ts merely acting "P| iished that long years are hereditary, With the {in igual Tittle Wachelor‘abartments| vous i lear, for whatever|S®im) the English Channel, “she complai that have reached his office of the in she kind of erant Pena have nig (ithen Eo wonld get a hold vse on't smile, my dear, for what | could hi wotkedl Nee Way Oi A aeauhcles, OCANe agdesementa- acted hv whexCit right kind of grandparents a person may have inis | Ty ail my life T not had such a| little foolish | idiosynerd may be} steamboat. aerd i jown way about strong drink, black cigars, fairly ist had when I thought poth | John Pre tt 's, the one obsession of Board of Equalization, He warned the City Com | jit pours, meat diet or vegetable ane ee and you ar for| his life is his ‘wife. _ Stientisi-says the Moorobithe Ac talon When the actassor started ont, that untess / tt HOW. meat diet or vegetable and eurdied miik | Leste T sare vou were| OF course, Melville Sartoris' fecl-| jantic is’ tieibes at itmay ject ite eee ee ee . diet, live under a republican form of government | when [got into the water and] ing as a host would make him try to! filling up with bottles. fairness was shown in the fixing of assessments, a! oy ay absolute monarehy. marry young of marry | gosld hot find inl saw that cue: su. 1t nothing (elie, and | 1H : : ent would follow. He has gone into the | 4, ; A | Jack's foot nt in those old id not see the best if not the only! Have you ever been to New York? r n fe 7 : ww ave Ms 2 pnahie cnt, | tes Hive on a farm or in an apartment, andan | yopee at th ym of the: dock nds th in my life go into| A monkey frightened. people on matter carefully and examined enough assessments | important question —take frequent vacations or non+ | One has to work as well as think run I followed, hoping to riftn Avenue. Mow did they know to convince him that an impartial survey of the’ ie ay [fast under circumstances such as them out. Jit was a monkey? essments should be made ee | those. My own thought, of course | Le Tam: glad you are | Lan eee ments: SOU pe mae 7 aud ‘| Running parallel: with this condition of free! was to get Jack to the top of the} This earth would be rather 4 Aman in Kansas City can An assessor has been named who is not affiliated! ongice, or perhay 1 consequence of free choice, | Water, ant when I did so Twas glad] me if today egetae: or Jack were) 36,000 bricks a di io out h any political faction and under oath to act A ‘i i [that Thad just strength th to] out of it. it is, Jam thanking) yead this to your he hoany pi fe woull seem to be the rule that jongevity is promoted | put him in the hands of those who] God that he has left to me the know! fairly and impartially in the fixing of a tents | hy cquanimity, A man may do ag he pleases and | could re Someone told cube that T wis He ie ve the me What we can’t understand is how ¢ action great good should co! There F : ne that M oris. rescued | of my more than brother, as much! ¢ ‘ e stoppers oe Out of this aetion great good should com! 7 @ tive tong provided he is, indeed, pleased, Whether | 4, Yea Melee i 1 prot is put the sta ppers in milk bot are sc notoribus, casey of {ts eee Wit’ a man loafs or abjures vacations, eats heavily or| left! Everyt iis te evaet ats ally t is hoped to correet by this methot | hientry. . appr | tepsy-turvy. condition, 1 he sweeter to bot Every man has a strong convic- ightly, keeps late hours or e: 2 must be ha 1 : of : é _has ig convic ie should: be given the earnest. cooperation: of; 4 3, be ite hours oF early, Heuiaet be HARDY | FS Goose ball only of you a you each have! tion tat he is secretly right about be 6 ; in doing so. The wild life that is a gesture of de-| lief that we had come the other. Thank God, Twas able to this evolution stuff. the citizens in arriving at a fair assessment. It is! ganee to anidards § iy W ‘ keep Jack for you! some ance te ards is not likely to be a longy well as w 3 7 F | ; eoubttul if the amount of the assessment Will) jie. phe aeoet : pce aie ‘ said that one reviews Your friend, | An Ohio cat flew 250 miles in an isan ieuten wal edly follow sof lie: The ascetic Ife that comes hard will prob ffi. sudden ‘cabasiro SYD. | airplane without losing a single one be raised, but equalization wil uredly Follow £0) ably show the same result. The question of duty, 2 of its lives. that taxation will be as fair to property owner) jig : “ a a lowed: 3 = | — eae png way: of the other, should not be allowed to THOUGHT | London has “a law prohibiting rate tr 7 .[ enter. The quest of a short life and merry one will | ae {| Standing in street cars at rush hours. This reassessm| fords an opportunity, £7") jronaniy prove successful. But on the other hand ¢——$__—_—__-——e ur law seems to prohibit sitting. those who believe they have be over-ass ad to an i 7 Ste | u P ao ee vac, | {he firm resolve to live long by means of this or th: | As far as the cast is from the! Anyway, London's law prohibiting Bet In touch with the special assessor and place) prudent regimen does not always score. One west, so far hath he removed our standing in street cars will make their before hi = | 4 i fi Ps. 103 them enjoy standing in street cars, Bepincoee (Ueloreviiin: jof attaining old age would seem to be not to ma e| | transgressions from us.—Ps. 103:12. s La ‘ars. a fuss about it. i aes Life's so At Saratog T Jed A Suffer anything from man, rather’ gpyigs. aw ucate Them Nearer Home In this country still another secret would be not Bia g sei o\than sin against God—Sit’ Henry) COPS? © Menan Mad. 6 un jonsl A : New York--Only a week or two| th rested for stealing her money before Several bus loads of Indians from reservations} to go in for politics, or at least not to let one’s} ago. immense fortunes were. being | Vane. | she could bet it on the ra near the Capital City passed through Bismarck this | ambitions soar too high. How fast we wear out| piled up in paper, profits, through PROCESS REVERSED |; GountaSicragnsklORSeheM hist aes é (the great land rush at the Rocka Ss s Skrzynski, Polish Minister, week en route to Pierre, $. D, to attend the school |our Presidents is an old story. Whether the reason | eet Reach tnd ote te rby| Prof Louis Alan | Hazeltine, off has gone home, <nd we'll bet even for girls at that city. They passed by the doors of | be in differences of pace, cr climate, or heredity, we | shore communities. The boom has} Stevens Institute of Technology, in-| there they just Gall him Count, aig ‘The Indians stoppéd:make a poor showing in this. respect ved wita | been. deflated and the residents of|ventor of the neutrodyne receiving | — the Bismarck Indian school. The Indians st ned | make a poor showing in this respect compared wit | the boom communities are holding| set, says that he worked out the) If they keep on cutting the price over night here and then took trains for their fina! the transatlantic ‘branch of the English-speaking | nightly meetings to dev theory for his invention before ne of autos you can get one paid for destination, A few days later as many more stopped | peoples, Excluding Mr. Taft, who it is to be hoped | Festoring! business to norn wenitied) Jt with experimentation... |Whefone: it .wenrayont, } revealed some distant sche here en route t 1 will long be with us, and Mr. McKinley With the erection of an additional dormitory at! idents, beginning with Mr. Cleveland, have died Bismarck, the Indian girls in this section can secur the average age of 65. During that same period the th Bismarck, A saving in real heads of state in Great Britain — Gladstone. Will be made to the parents and the federal govern: | Salisbury, Rosebery, Balfour, Campbell-Bannerman our Pre education at xpens ment. Why they are carried to distant points Asquith and Lloyd George—lived or have lived i never been satisfactorily explained, It has always | the extraordinary average of 75 years. In our pol been a hard, uphill fight to secure a square deal ities we have Mr. Depew at the age of 91, Unel for the Bismarck s-hool | Joe Cannon at 89, and Mr. Root at 80, but on none Business interests here and the North Dakota/of these have fallen tasks so heavy as upon Mr. dele: are tion at Washington should see that facilities | Balfour, who at 77, and M. at Bismarck to care for the Indian i in the field of active politics. girls who would rather attend school here neare®{ to their home. If the Association of Commerce directs its atten tion to this matter dowbtl additional buildings n be squith, at 7 Poss'bly it is the dif ference in pace between American and British life. are Taking the Profit Out of War secured (Fort Worth Star-Telegram) | | Justice | the !who sniff conspiracies everywhere, who heliev A t escaped from prigon.| that wars are fomented by financial Interests for He went to a distant state, got an honest job anil) the purpose of mak'ng profits, perhaps will nov married a good girl. Then he told her of his past. | satisfied with the info: ion that Bernar] M. She advised him to give himself up and finish his| Baruch has agreed to give from $250,000 to $300,000 young man in we: The taxes, however. are far| till People who peer suspiciously at the whole world, ne} THE | | Non Fercor PUT YOUR & IN, DIDN' 34 2 °° OAL strange t meetings A resident of . | $12,000 home. He cash the first day +| refused to sell. On the the boom the owner clos 000, of les ure Igemore ow was offered § of the boom third day was about wh | would paid in : culator offered $40,000 and g »] ace for $1000 to bind the deal. The next day the bank revealed that the man who signed the check had never carried an count. boom was over. Now the owner cannot find a purchaser. One Rockaway woman owned four lots, but a lot owned by a no. dent divided them in half. A specu- itor wanted to buy all five. lo Unable to locate the owner of the middle lot, the woman sold all lots at an enormous profit. The next day the owner of the middle lot showed up. With a threat of pro: cution and possible jail senten misrepresentation of ownership, demanded and received the p made on all five lots. Another speculator, who {deal for Long Beach property |found himself without funds through refused to to go term. He did and is back in prison. Hig wife to finance a three-year study of war profiteering | vt Cy tit be ae Be earning her own living, waiting for the day when | and its effect on wars. For Mr a mulil:| jee teacthee GMa: eGR wae e aes ; millionaire. Obviously to the s breed, he hoping that that chap|{ Somehow, one can't he | ought to be in favor of war profiteering and ought served mu gets a pardon before he ha more time. | jsenger with a box of cigars and | quart of liquor from the man he be: j lieved was seeking his arrest. to be doing everytiing that he can to keep the| is SG | t sounds as if. with that girl to help him, he won't| me teers hi he: » there ia|_Delmonico's, the famous restnu It soun if. with that girl to help e methods of profiteers hidden. Therefore there i3| ane at Fifth avenue and ‘Forts do society much more harm, something suspicious about his gift, too. But Mr. Baruch i No Need to Interfere Governor Sorlie will let the local police authori- ties cope with their own problems and give assist- ance only when asked. A perfectly natural course to follow. A telegram from the American Civil Liberties union asking for protection for the I. W. W. organization at Fargo will be ignored and right- fully so. The police officials at the Gate City have taken a course that seems wise to them and there is no necessity to meddle in a purely local situation. is not as much of it as some pecple believe, and that regardless of whether profiteering has any effect on wars and the making of wars there are great many who believe it has an enormous and | Sinister effect. Therefore he is: giving money to throw light on the subject to get at the truth so that all the world may know just exactly what effect Profieering has. Again, he knows that the cry of many people for “taking the profit out of war" has its basis in a commendable idealism. He is in favor of taking the profit out of war, if it can be done One critic of the policy to make the Bismarck | without imperiling the nation’s chances of success. City Water department pay its way from revenue |In other words, he is in favor of taking ag much of derived from water sales declares that the matter [ Profit out of war ag is practicable, a man of, common sense. He knows that there is profiteering in wars, that there fourth street, expired with a grand | flourish. As a steam shovel and a derrick demolished the building, Big | j Bill Edwards, Oscar the Chef, and other famous men-about-town dined on the last remaining floor space. | They toasted the famous old cara-| vansary with the contents of a bottle found in the ruins of the building. The foundation of this famous place | was laid by John Delmonico, whose | little restaurant in South William istreet near the docks became noted | in 1824 becayse he could fry fish bet- ter than any man in town. Three jpreat, great, great grandnephews of !John announce that they will ca: jon the Delmonico name as the cri terion of good eating. —JAMES W. DEAN. Miss Victoria Kent, an English girl, has become the first woman jlavyer in Spain, $10,000) five! BISMARCK TRIBUNE Gor! \ ET Zesunds ne / DCKrEN BY CONDO THURSDAY, AUGUST 27, 1925 Three chief s of the Beth-! lehem Steel Corporation have resign- ed, “to avoid the necessity of ri ducing the wages of 10,000 laborers, so the announcement says It may be so; but the arithmet of it is curiou uppose these three executives got 0,000 a year apiece. That, in all, is only three cents a day ‘apiece for these ten thousand laborers. No corporation ever con- sidered a change of wages so small Moreover, it would be a poor execu- tive who could not add at least cont a day to the effectivene e output. The d ence between well and poorly or- ganized work much more than that. Measured by what he produces, an exe is either good pay or none. If he produces efficien- y. he costs nobody anything. If he does not, the sum involved is rel tively small, compared to the total! of ordinary There may be) oral objections to high salaries, but there are no business ones. M | ured in dollars, they are the least of the items of a gre: business. 1 A Professor Jones, formerly of | tude Australian e anthropoid apes a ‘endants, not his ancestor: en literally, there is of course) ence for such a view. But! Joubtless true that the apes’ | re more man-like than| That is, they were The present ape | London, tel that th less differentiated. is a hi specialized creature-| much mo} so than man himself. Even the individual life of each | this development. The young most human; the; diy a brute. of his two extreme spe-| his hand and his brain | needed few others. He Arctic without grow- i overtake the deer or over- |come the lion without growing hoofs | sail the sea nd the air thout growing fin 3 eat | jall sorts of food without adapting | his stomach digest them in the raw state: produce food and | elter where nature provides none, hus man, his very non | tion, has become the most adap or win) BY DR. HUGH S. CUMMING Surgeon General, United States Public Health Service More and more it is evident that wherever facilities are available and {economic circumstances permit t American family of the present d is developing the habit of slecpi out of doors. Not only are sleeping porches te- coming 3 common in those sec- ticns cf our cities which house the ncderstely well-to-do but with the growth of the automobile indust the American in moderate circum- s has taken to the open r Hy during the summer months This has meant not on!y touring but camping and living and sleeping | in the open. This tendency to ti in! , the open, if continued, will undou)t- jedly be reflected in the health st y night proper! ition of the real thing. ics of the nation in the years to| understand | suffer discomforts and abandon the spent in the! project because they are unable to of animals, and has occupied and dominated the earth. The ape, on the contrary, has specialized himself for a single en vironment, and can survive no However far from the mon- have started, he has reverted to a monkey-like life, until now a popular view would scarcely distinguish him from the monkey except for his lack of a tail and his greater intelligence. Even his brain, because it was more than sufficient for his monkey-like needs, has not grown, but atrophies in early youth from the fine promise of his infancy Chimpanzees, orang-utangs and go illas are a dwindling tribe, confined to a few tropical forests and_un- le to live long if taken away from them, while less specialized man lives everywhere and thrives under all conditions. Surely the ancestors of these creatures were of a more generalized type, and therefore earer to our own also less special ized pre-human ancestors. It is the “ersatz” age. The svn- thetic substitutes of war-time Ger- many give way to other chemical products which need no blockade to protect them against the competi Some of them are old. Synthetic indigo long ago displaced the real article, and there are more synthetic perfumes than essences of flowers. Synthetic methanol is cheaper and fer than distilled wood alcohol. Synthetic fats are alre: feasible, including some not found in nature. Svnthetic sngar is theoretically pos sible, and there are those who claim to be working toward practical production. Synthet subst dozen it gasoline and gasoline are announced from a at once. Synthetic most of our forms. There are of course always the syn- thetic decoctions on which the boot legger pastes his forged labels. And now comes the threat that synth rubber will compete with natu rubber unless the Malayasian tru: puts down the price. The laboratory has not yet displaced the farm, but it has postponed the exhaustion of | the earth's resources. FABLES ON i | Sleep Out of Doors as Much as You Can | be as cozy and as comfortable as any to which you are accustomed if the proper precautions are taken. Preparations for outdoor sleeping should when possible be made in a warm room, not in the open air. All coverings that are necessary should be provided. Here again care should be taken that these coverings are not so heavy that weight will prove op- pressive. Many cases of troubled sleep are due to the pressure of too h bed clothing upon the body. Warmth in bed covering, not weight, should be the criterion. Another important point for the outdoor sleeper to remember is that it is as important to have enough bed clothing underneath the body as it is to have enough over the body. Many who try outdoor sleeping for the first time in cold weather do not this simple measure. decors is a health asset. Many| keep warm. Thick blankets or an a who er slep. in the|extra mattress should be used for open, whe has never experience 1 the | this purpose. well-being that results| If you know how to use your from his first | ement. The effec nighis spent in the open, sleepiny r the stars and in the fresh air » truly wonderful. All that anyone needs to get fron outdoor sleeping is fresh, moving air. For those who are accustomed to face rough weather in the open, exposure | joy, but for those who are not accustomed to outdoor life, exposure should be avoided. The process of adjustment from indoor to outdoor sleeping should be a gradual one, care should be taken always to avoid exposure. Sleep. in the out-of-doors Coor sleeping in the fresh| blankets you can keep warm with a# few. The woodsman will use fewer blankets than you and probably keep warmer before you learn how it done. Rolling yourself in blankets is a trick, keeping yourself rolled in blankets while you sleep is a matter of habit. You will not be able to do this at first. The tendency to be- come uncovered may be overcome, as every sleeper who has roughed it in the out-of-dors knows, by the use of large safety pins. By means of these blankets may be pinned to- gether so that they form a kind of sack until the habit of sleeping in rolled blankets becomes fixed. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON Tick Tock, the clock fairy, jumped down from the mantel piece and mo- tioned for the Twins to follow him. “Your old hall clock has gone all wrong,” he said. “I must go at once and fix it. Your mother and daddy have gone out and cook's in_ the kitchen. It’s a good chance. Come along. I'll show you how it is done.” He.opened their door and slid down the bannisters, the Twins fol- lowing as softly as two little mice. How strange things looked since they had put on the magic shoes! be alive. _ Their two little beds nodded at them as: they passed, the door said good-bye in a thick’ voice, and the stairs whispered, “careful now,” as they stepped down after Tick Tock. The hall clock was a long narrow “colonial” clock that hung on the wall. It had a glass front and glass sides, a long pendulum with a round brass end that looked like a saucer, and one brass weight that hung on a string. “Hello!” said the clock in sur- prise. “I wondered if you weren't coming pretty soon. I can't do a thing with my big hand. It keeps slipping and slipping and now it has gained five whole big minutes. I'm a story-teller but I can’t help it.” “Oh, ho!” cried Tick Tock. “We'll soon fix that. Here, Nancy, you hold my big key and Nick, you hold my oil-can while I get to work.” Up the wall went the little clock fairy. Then he unhooked the glass door and stepped inside. The next thing the children knew Tick Tock had dise| appeared behind the old clock’s kin face. , my! Such dust!” they heard him say. And then suddenly a cloud of dust came flying out of the old clock that made them sneeze. “My, that feels better said the old clock gratefully. “That’s a good bellows you have, Mister Tick Tock. I just cannot keep good time when I'm dusty inside. Now whet are ee loing? I feel as fit as a fid- ‘e.” “Just tightening a screw,” said the clock fairy. “Now hand me the oil- can, Nick, A drop of oil here and a Everything in the house seemed to| ! drop there. You will keep correct time after this.” And at that Tick Tock fastened the glass door and hopped down. “You forgot to wind me,” reminded the old clock, “and my brass weight is almost touching the wood at my feet. When it touches I'll stop, for I can only go as long as the weight keeps puiling my wheels around. I have no spring as most new clocks have.” “Give me the big key, said Tick Tock. So up he went again and wound the old clock. The string kept wind- ing around on a sort of spool, just as the rope winds around the wind- las on an old well when you bring up a bucket of water. Pretty soon the brass weight was clear to the top, and Tick Tock took out the key. “That's fine,” said the old clock. “Thank you, my friends. Now I'll Naney be able to tell the truth. Good-bye. Come again “Good-bye,” said Tick Tock. “Come, Twins, I have to go to see an old grandfather clock next. (To Be Continued) RADIO BIG IN JAPAN Approximately’ 1500 applications for radio receiving licenses are made in Japan weekly. A big radio busi- ness is developing in that country. and Japanese buyers look mainly to America to supply them with re- ceiving sets and accessories. o——_- ——______-¢ ! LITTLE JOE |! Tie vann-oeetins on te, WALL REALLY DOESN'T PELL ANYTHING BECAUSE TWE YOUNGSTER ONLY SCRISBLES ~—— ve 8