The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 14, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune! An Independent Newspaper THE STAT: OLDE (Establishea 18 Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, | Of Hauor dat the postoffice at! both cities to Bismarck, N. D., and ente Bismarck, ag second class mail matter George D. Mann....... +e. President and Subscription Rates Payable In Advance Daily by carrier, per year Vail nail, per year Gn Bl Dally by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) Dally by mail, outside of North Dakota Member Audit Bureau of Cireulation Member The Associated Press i use for republication of a to it or not ot the local news of in. Al rights of herein are also rese xehasiv ved. Forelgn Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | in y YORK (Official City, St Uncle Sam’s Domain te Uncle Sam is the ¢ He control 41,001 kquare miles. This would make 12} st New Jerseys or 1 X Connecticut Complaint over the manner in which the feder wovernment administers the: forests and other natural re to rehing inve present poticies. ‘Tae conser tarian will have ample opportuni protest, Out or the probe into th tem it is hoped to eli te sone of Which existing policies have aroused The scope of the investimation is outlined as lows 1 “Birst The Public Domain, an 186,000,000 acres, most of it in ¢ Every phase of its administration inquired into. Tt at between home: who have settled on or used the land led to more bloodshed in the West than other one thing. Has the administration of the Domain had any part in bringing about the crisis in the cattle industry? Is it visable to transfer control of the Domain to the States in which it is situated? he National Forests, Second 000 acres in extent. Is it true that than 90 per cent of this land is virtually treeles: Have the 110,000,000 ac ing lands in the Reserves been administered with f grazing fee. stances to the ca incre much d these ine p cattle industr, prosperity be revived to. its cores of banks? “Third ~The National Parks, about 000,000 acres. Are th operated view to the greatest pleasure for the great est number? Is it true that concessions are granted under a monopolistic polic fc true that in certain of the parks the policy is one tending to discourage traffic so as to increase those pa s? Is it true that exc are in foree in some park modations for courage such persons from. v! pose? 000,000 aere Are the so-called herds under the contro} of the Indians them- selves, or are they, in ma trolled Every pha the committee. “Fifth — Government miner 000,000 acr The der the domi y will be inves tigated.” It has the day. The situation is most acute in) Arizona more than 60¢7 of the land is under the control of federal bureaus. Citizens claim that land policy is retarding development of that state} ip. Cattlemen = where over the western ranges are chafing under and working a real hards government rules and regulation. Salesmanship The chap who is starting out as a salesman can | find innumerable books and correspondence eourses telling him how to train himself so that he can sell alomst anything to almost anyone. As training fog a novice in the business these are Every trade hay its fine points that can be handed down by an expert. | But, after all, there is a good deal of value in the} old-fashioned idea of tieing up with a house that really offers its customers complete satisfaction for their money—and then working as hard and honest- doubtless of considerable worth. ly as one humanly can, Policing Paved Pike Another accident was added Wednesday to the casualty lists of the Bismarck-Mandan paved pike. The only way this stretch can be effectively policed is for joint action on the part of the county officials and city officials of Bismarck, Mandan, Burleigh -and Morton counties. This fall will see exceptionally heavy traffic on A bumper ‘harvest will attract many of the road. the lawless element. = It Bismarck and Mandan cannot get together on road, the city and county ly of Burlelgh and sdiction is safe for trave ‘harges are heard along this road T NEWSPAPER ntly that many drivers are apparent autoist leaves the » rowd to endange A mounted traffic The Assoelated Press ly entitled to the news dispatches credited wise credited in this pape ‘ous origin publi republication of all other matter Parmers of the Minot district purchased 500 September 1 in the drive reaches ou n and Northern Pacifie i diversification PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH {ments are being financed over a th | than 5,000 dairy cows yi Vs the state} sand County Newspaper) ms of the most constructive kind of contact t landlord in the O00 acres or about if diversification before the state today. | | That fashion expert who tells | vast tract them not to * onceal their personality” if they w tobe well dressed may have been giving good but; rlainly usele advise public land the friction |" Bellingham Herald Ford says th referring to pe a New York Times correspondent “the flying er: the main is a ‘no man’s jand’ and that conflict ja running account before he over ders, cattlemen and others how owns eight residences. Editorial Comment 1 did not draw my hai Changing the Grade Ba Fy Paul Dispatch) {am sitting on this de On Tuesday of Minnesota first move in w ‘again with all the lov pmen? Have doin some and Warehouse 100 per cent? If so, are s justified? Has the Govern ment policy here operated against the pros at the nominal rn the milling to his local and one at Duluth, by which cents, any farmer n y of the cattle business? How can the wheut, before he sells | conversations Twill have with you h that a sample | when you will b ccompanied by the fee ? Is it true that the plight of the uttlemen has resulted) in the failure neighboring stat | when the wh is destined for the ! minals, would be rejected. ni j out your soft, rade and bought on its milling value. the carload ct of} in tha duct of in tt authorities seek to may have but a wagon load, he can know its value ting it and the local eievator is bound | topped, Now, though utomobile railway traffic » and that a mpers are such as to dis iting parks, thereby defeating their original pur- to recognize the findings of the cereal chemist em-!1 gently drew my hand ployed by the state, and pay the true price. small step forward. The next step is logical. Chairman 0. B. ssion, that the Secretary conference of experts the Federal grades as they are toda jthem in accord with the advance made by Minne- That will surely come. Agriculture can set up a similar test for flax, as it under the direction of Robert H. Black of the Grain Office of the Department in Minneapolis, it can be done for wheat. test, the oil content of flax can be establisied by requiring but 12 minutes, ing for a sample of one pound of flax and charging It 1s conceded that Federal grades on flax e non-existent and that purchase and sale is by If it is possibie to use the “opti- 1" test of the Valentine refractometer to remove s Uncertainty as to grade and quality of flax, ts it not possible for the Federal government to apply a similar test for the grade and quality of wheat? certainly will it That alone will mean many millions of dollars for the Northwest. i Jacobson of the com of Agriculture call a to remedy the unfairness of “Fourth — The Indian lands, about and to bring y instances, con- d operated by Government agents of the troublesome Indian prob Jem will be made a subject of inquiry by If the Department of has done this week : sing system. rules for prospecting. In the matter of oil lands it is expected that the question of how the Salt Creek fleld in Wyoming came un ion of the Midwest ule of thumb.” been some time since the policy over public lands was under scrutiny. Land fraud congressional investigation used to be the order of Assuredly it Consider the Tax Rate (Duluth Herald) Duluth has a right to ask its public offic be ingenious in trying to keep the tax rate down. and that they can do nothing to promote the advantage of the city more certainly than ‘by lessening the ‘puble burden. If they are looking out for t of “number one,” And it is possib that some are, they should make it their business to be ingenious in tax reduction, | Public servants functions, but they are not, they the most important group in i are not so important as the ten thousand or more builders and owners of homes who labor day in and out to adorn and develop the places they live in, This is not said to make Nttle of the work of faithful public officers, the attitude of the mere j ing else, plans to exhaust the treasury and jover- load the ‘burden-bearing public. That the power to tax is a power to destroy can not be reiterated too often. too often that those elements in city life which are the least helpful are the malign forces which back! up and encourage all wasteful plans. | The time is here when the men who are ingen- revues. Her mother brought her ious Yn tax reduction, and in getting the public ful [yatwe:tor MY money, will lead at the polls. They should under: jhectie swirl of stage-craze. Perhaps| “FC CCOW YS, HAS HE they will land a job here or there, More than that. highly thou “wheel” veterans to wait until the | - criminately hould understand, {tember openings. How they finally aid rather to expose ho:der who, doing noth Nor can it be suid i years she had to wait to be of “stage ybee.” Meanwhile. sh THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Bargain— Advantageous Argeement Ho KUM, ' SUCH IS LIFE, @ AN ELEPHANT TODAY, Tid WNZZIES? TOMORROW ZN Wy, THANK pupal Sy iE; \ A “yy, GOoDNEss Ss WATE S * : x ’ GY YY : 1GOT RID S OF THAT ONE ELEPHANS, , thy 1S ay eR SY SS \~ & , ZY, f z: The Tangle :: ||“Tmi1s ‘| BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON OTT his. Dear Ruth, I was getting rather restless, for I did not know why thi. man intere that I, who had just won several| supper-table and M: hundred dollars beeause 1 ot| the other. In Daddy ship. When his curious, should be so curious to know s thinking about. the same Meiv V sorry for this 1 to buy everything in the world ¢ cept love and friend noon. ile Sar to be 2 was suppo x j “Twill never be very lone 5 ing to all women the Twin again,” he murmured,“ as this the wi to! “I think the rolls and jam and ; with the y ladies that dack in a pathway of sil-jhe had made his victims, or w up to the castle the only one for whom he sz I people this deck I hardly dared to be egotisti yd and enough to think the last her Soft Hawaiian music | Many, many times 1 shall see you} heard the chairs moved to just as you are standing now, the room on deck to moon's silver “glow turning your nagine the cheeks to an almost translucent. ra < ance. some hidden place behind the “Uh, my dear Lady of the Snows, i you will never guess how many long moonlight making ver oss the se of pumpkin. pi “1 wi good pie fine men that Peter Peter!” said h me. a grumbled I’m sure there i. sweet | Peter, oar listen- | Wrong n Aloha’ tiful moment 4 ing by knows ever w nt you to you did la gowns of the women drifting from the adowy ht of the ruil to t at them, light which wa ming|, And Juggle Jump onto the deck from the windows of | brows us much as to only meets them] the salon. Jt was very easy to think| For they all had a Is his mind, | at that beside him in| there w: white sympathy. “If one friends are often en one secret. I do, re was th np no conventions to a with ethies to spi ldne: I turned obediently 's criticisms are not to be| confes: r they do not exist.” Sartoris would is voice trailed away into silence.| tango with him. from beneath | (Copyright, 1925 ain. me, Leslie,”| Plo be remember. of society’ although 1| day. on NEA Service, ine.) and smoke my pipe all day. a profession: th school she was able to break into a number. Her talent wa: recog- | nized and she apy bers in one show But her salary is this some $10 goes to the help her “break in” bigger she must | fe have a press other small portior ‘ew York, Aug. 14.—Along the| must live in thi arteries that flow into Broadway the] 89 arrived star” dust of summer has gathered upon| $35 4 wee! It the gaudy fronts of the show shops, = But behind the unlit lights and the work to do,” dome so, why it was| Peter Peter sat at one end of the Peter sat jander Land everybody had supper and dinner at In_between sat Juggle Jump and thing are delicious, Mrs, Peter,” id Nick. “This is fine] the Chinese phil himy wife could make my mother used to,” id Peter Peter complainingly. my pies exactly like something It was the most sensually |. And he went on again about noth- sed his eye- say “now.” r,” said Mrs. Peter suddenly. “Ul trade with you. Pl do all your ng and hoeing and weed-puilin; iSyaiin mgscar, if you will do my housework for a 1Mr.| “Oh, ho!” laughed Peter Peter again to| more good-naturedly. “That's a joke! ‘Sure, I'll trade. I'll take a good rest in seven num-| | Mrs, Peter smiled. “All right, | Peter Peter. “All you have to do| week. Of | when you get up tomorrow is to milk hool. To | the cows and drive them out, then |feed the pigs and chickens, and get | agent, who collects an-| breakfast and wash the dishes, and Meanwhile she | make the beds, and dust up “fashion becoming | house, and turn the bread into the | hat is at probably | pans ‘and bake it, and bake three 4 great game! | pumpkin pies, and go to the dairy JAMES W. DEAN.|and skim the’ milk, and then churn fading gold paint the season's great- est activity is under w how or other, rushed out in the nena eee “provines nd, after the estio: EVERSTT, Tomo Freee at nea ein aneteen RECU, TOmOeGew \S, Soanocoe/: come back to Broadway to make or BIRTHDAY, AND THE Bors are Acc CHURS break th groduce a IN TO BUY HIM A GOLD-HEADED CANE ow is the'time when the CAN WS COUNT ON You FoR A : Pees oF CHANGE F cant hall echoes with the Voic promoters ct8rs, when side, west side, and all around the town the burlesque and cheap show trade gathers in its members und puts them through the pace Now is the season when the “old of the chorus route can the managers. In the thea- ical papers appear the annual com- plaints. of. shortage.” Reports sweep about that producers are o: fering a bonus to agents and scouts who can dig up girl The little lost job seckers from the thousands of American towns sud- | denly become further lost in the 'GOLWD-HEaPeD CANE § WHY, HES A YOUNG only to have the veterans show up| SEN CRIPPLED at the last moment und squeeze them out. S It is the old, old gamb of the last moment, signing contracts indis- ¢ and then finally jump- ing into the best opportunity. In the “bigger and better” houses, men ang women feverishly seek to gather together costumes, seenes, music, lines, book principals for Sep. manage to do it I will never under- stand. I know a producer of a music show who at this minute is not certain of his musleal numbers, has not cast BoviseD MAN !! 8s or his costumes and who, in in spite of this, tells me his show] ‘TOR THE BONS-HSADED CHAP THaT will try-out in Boston around the) THOUGHT THAT UP Ell! first of September. ‘a It’s a great game. And for those stage aspirants who may read these lines here is another tale: The other day I met a girl who has just been given her first “big | *. chance” in one of the leading music here at the age of 13, For three kept in train- his Is the time of year: when pro- EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | ductions are hurled together some- ‘A _GOLD-HEADED CANE TOR AN ABLG- his play, has not finished either his| HOW ABOUT A BONG-HEADED Cane 18! tof ite * Yor FRIDAY, AUGUST -14, 1925 pienies “for poor children” ng provided by New York re- |ligious organizations. It is a good work, |_ But the word is a_ misnomer. There are no “poor” children, any |more than there are “illegitimate” | children. There are children of poor parents, or of illegitimate parents. Or, in another sense, all rhildren are poor. They are unable to pro- vide for their own needs, and are en- | titled to support from others. | The obligation is first on the par- jent, and second on society. But the right of the child is the same, either way, . It is its right to receive support, recreation and education, without paying for them. The child is more “poor” if the payment comes from one source than if it comes from another. The right of the child to receive {it ought not to depend on the abili- ty of the parents to give it. An Austrian architect Yn Paris. predicts the development of aerial cities, with houses suspended from | frames several hundred feet in the jair, and airplanes supplying trans- | portation. "It is all possible, except for she jone factor that everybody ignores. That is earthquakes. | Sooner or later, the earthquake ‘comes everywheres The more cities we build, the more likelihood of ; there being a city in the place where a particular earthquake comes. Unless we build cities earthquake- proof, a constantly increasing num- Iber of them will be devastated. Most of the fantastic speculations regarding the city of the future en- visage structures which an earth- i quake would destroy. With cities al- ready built, we must take the chances, and the consequences. But we should- not, even, in our dreams, plan future cities on the as- sumption that the “solid earth” will remain solid. Whatever is uilt for the ages” must be built to wi! stand the earthquake which the ages are sure to bring. | A New Way to Die By Bootleg Booze Experiments in the Harvard Medi- eal School laboratories demonstrate | Hundreds of years ago Confucius, Sopher, “Ei paringly and. walk far. Wisdom of this state vious today as in the days of Con fucius. Hundreds of follow in the wake of heavy eating. A’ stuffed. stomach cau: trouble, which often results plexy. It clogs the veins with poi- son, and dulls the brain. Diabetes often is caused from heavy eating. However, if one takes exercise part of the ill effect of overeating is dissipated, Walking builds a good constitu- tion, strengthens the heart, im- heart FABLES ON HEALTH IF YOU EAT HEARTILY, EXERCISE that the new German synthetic methanol is exactly as poisonous as the more familiar American distilled wood alcohol. And the methanol is the more dangerous, because it is cheap and pure, Wood alcohol when made* contains impurities which make it undrink- ably offensive, and it is expensive to deodorize. Methanol is pure and inoffensive to begin with, and it is very cheap. i It makes a palatable drink, not distinguishable by the taste from a milar drink made with grain alco- hol. But a little of that drink will poi- son you; a little more will blind you, and any considerable dose will kill you, Whoever, therefore, sells it for beverage purposes is more than a bootlegger. He is a murderer. Anti-Vivisection Bill Doesn't Aim at Cruelty Incidentally, this | announcement would not have been possible if our fyiends the anti-vivisectionists could have their , There are only two ways to find out whether a substance is poison- ous. One is to “try it on a dog” or some other animal. The other is to try it on yourself. The Harvard investigators of course used animal But this is ex- actly what the anti-vivisectors would prevent. Their last bill, submitted by initia- tive to the vot of California, ex- ly prohibited, not cruelty, but nce. It forbade not only. surgical, but medical or physiological experiments on animals, whether painful or not, and with or without anesthet: vided the purpose was scientifi if the purpose was other than scien- tific, it expressly authorized the de- horning, gelding, caponizing and branding of animals, withqut anes- thetic and with pain, This would have prevented the testing of poisons, or of the dosage of drugs or serums, on animals. But not the poisoning or infecting of the same animals to get rid of them, or the chopping off of their tails, to make them look smarter. The thing aimed at was not cruelty, but science. proves the lungs, puts spring in the step, and fills one up to the brim with energy, and optimism. But few people get enough walking exercise. The business man gets up, cats breakfast, smokes a ci then takes his automobile or a car to his office. He sits till naon, . euts a heavy lunch, sits a ime, goes home, eats, rides in the car for a while, then to bed. Me may get enough fresh air, but he does not get enough exercise, It's no wonder that so many business men are dying with diabetes, heart failure, apoplexy and other common ailments. all the jars of sour cream I've been saving into butter, and then get din- ner and wash the dishes and reel the yarn TI spun today, and darn the stockings and put the clothes to soak for the washing, and get supper and fort the dishes and gather the eggs and—” “Stop! Stop!” cried Peter Peter. “Did you do all that today?” “Yes and more,” said his wife. “Because I washed the windows and of} i = course you'll not be able to do a|cnimees t? my flower garden as hand’s turn on the farm. But I'll let chool. Through ‘you try anyway just to see what it to be a man ‘and have so much e “Well, I declare!” said Peter Peter, ,“I didn’t know you had so much to do. I’m ever and ever so sorry for what I s ‘And this pi just delicious. I guess I, have been an old bear and I’m sorry. After all, I think, perhaps, it is the: people who jare the most comfortable who do the most complaining, and I’m never go- ing to do it again. Indeed, I think I can spare enough time from my corn and pumpkins to attend to the cows and pigs. I'll help you all I can after this, Mrs. Peter.” “And now, my dears,” said Mrs. Peter to the Twins after supper, “you won't need to help me to work in the fields tomorrow. ‘You have helped me in a far better way. So 1 shall try to keep, my promise and help you, too. low we'll see what we can do about Puff’s buttons.” ‘o Continued) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) Celtic Congress Fears Trish Language Dying Out Dublin—)—There was recently concluded in Dublin an interesting epresenting all sections of race, delegates attending from Gaelic Scotland, from A and from Brittany. The discussions were largely concerned with the pre- servation of the Irish language. Eamon De Valero, said that emigra- tion from the Irish speaking districts of Ireland was the greatest difficul- ty to be contended with. He was satisfied, he declared, that those at the head of affairs, could, if they wished, get the money to establish industries to keep the Gael at home. Other speakers said the language was dying because the native speak- ers set no value on Professor Gruftydd from Wales said that any amount of teaching of the language in the schools was, of no more use in saving it “than a tinkling cym- bal” unless there were put into it something that gave dignity to the person who spoke it. It was urged that emigration from the Irish speaking districts should be stopped. A resolution was adopt- ed unanimously declaring that Irish should be essential in the final e: amination for degrees in every col- lege for doctors, lawyers and en- gineers, and that laws should be passed accordingly. —________+ | ATHOUGHT ! >—________—__+ Remember now thy creator in the di of thy youth, when the evil ‘§ come not, nor the years draw nigh when thou shalt say, I have no pleasure in them:—Ecclesiastes 1 The sestlng igs any nation: at i) time nds_on the opinio1 Young:'méh “ander five’ twenty—Goethe, eam Cae A serious shortage of people with nothing to say is reported, The more beautiful the moon the more autos you see parked by the roadside out of gas. The trouble with the, United States is it has about run out of something to blame everything on. The smaller the town the more it needs big men. There would be more men at the top of their profession if people couldd find a way of sliding up hill. Scientists are hunting a substitute for gasoline. About the only one found so far is shoes. The world owes us a living. We shouldn't get mad if it doesn't pay us two or three livings, Save up all your troubles and cuss them when the weather cools off. As age creeps upon a girl’s lines she improves her line. The chief trouble with women is men and the chief trouble with men is women, Nobody wants to shake hands with acrab, : It may be more blessed to give than to receive, but it isn't more fun to pay than to collect. Every Spy we realize we were wrong yesterday, but forget that to- morrow is coming. Don’t brag about coming from good people unless the good peoplé brag about you. The late bird catches the too early bird asleep. —_——_______- | LITTLEJOE | >——__________, Aves ABOUT -THE ONLY ONE “THAT CAN SIT AROWE AND MAKE ‘IT PAYN