The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 1, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune! An Independent Newspaper uprightness, the Christian forbearance, the home loving kindliness of our various fighters. If we must write columns of stuff about our fight THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER jms let it be the plain truth, at all events, (Establisheg 1873) | as - | Ford’s Creed | Bit ‘ wey G | Henry Ford upon the event of his sixty-second | BVEMATEK N, Da and entered Rt the postotticg cc birthday a sound creed that shows him to he | smarck, as second class mail matter, Jan optimist: | George D. Mann President and Publisher | “Why, I never think of diminishing days. I'm| a _ J living In today, not tomorrow or yesterday, Yester-! y day been taken care of and tomorrow will Gike | Subseription Rates Payable in Advance ave. of dineite i Ss Sail pons Bae ti aac Ford has found that it does not pay to | Daily by mail, per year trouble or weep over misfortune, Sufficient unto} outside Bismarck)....... outside of North Dakota, . mber Andit Bureau of Clreulation (in ate M The Assoc use for republication of all news ber of The Assoclated Press ted Press is exclusively entitled to the dispatches credited lited in this paper, and also s origin published here- ion of all other matter to it or not otherwise er the local news ¢ pontan in. All rights of republic herein are also reserved, Forelgn Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO, DETROIT | Tower Blig. Kresge Bldg. PA BURNS AND SMITH | NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. (Official Cit State and County Newspa Significant Facts | of cooperative pecking plants in’ North Dakota and Minnesota was brought vividly to mind this week by the appointment of a manager fo! the Armour plant at Fargo and the purchase by the Cudahy interests at a receiver's sale ot the | Minnesota Farmers’ plant at Newport, Minn, Both plants were promoted with the money of farmers who felt that there was a field for such a cooperative | venture, Both plints failed and will return noth | ing to the original investor. In highly specialized and competitive — field sich as the packing and meat indasiry the margin of profit is small on a great volume of business. a is true that a few itive packing plants are successful in a small way administering to strictly coope local needs. When the Equity Cooperative plant , it was on a big Its yed large commissions on stock started moters at i had] seale, sales, so that the evil ther nowadAys | lend | | | the day i { The seems to be, Unele Europe Sam and Forgive our debts more money. | The most popular man in the world is going to} ie: the 100 cent reduction in taxes, i one who can devise a satisfactory per | Editorial Comment All to Get Your Money (Detroit: News) Mr. able Demp: home from a pleasant and profit fight Harry Wills, provided he is not obligated to take on the Chelsea dock-walloper until 19 a sojourn abroad, agr S10 some time around Labor day, The det: ist the set-to. the fight, reason suggested Mr. Dempsey for this it will take him a year to prepare for However, Mr. Rickard, who will handle list and not overgiven to subtly by explanations, and Mr. Rickard says the fight will be held off for no other reason than to build up in te in it. In the language of the gogetter Cie pablic must be prepared to buy the fight; the sales | resistance if any, must first ‘be broken down. He figures this will take a year, To that end, Mr. Dempsey will meet a boxer of | Mr. Rickard’s selection in the fall, This should | pp his rint for several months: follow- ing which there must be a constant stream of pub licity dealing with Mr. Dempsey's showing in that fight and expert of omens of improve: ment or decadence in the champion. Tuere Le another flow of hot information concerning the contender. ‘The public must be keyed up with tl idea that here after all is the battle of the centur; Th s nothing new to the ame in} discussion must of course, sophi i the money subscribed to finance the venture went into the working capital of that institution. | It was doomed to failure even before its doors were | open. i The nation has seen several large grain compa- | i same lines go under be-| use they could not meet the keen competition of | highly organized corporations depending upon close management and a small margin on a great vo.ume s operated along the ca of ‘business for their profits. These failures, however, do not mean that ¢o opera ventures are unsound in principle. The opposite is true. he tobacco grower, the citrus farmer, the cotton producer and the Canadian wheat growers of Manitoba have founa! cooperative en- terprises iprofitaibe. The cocperative packing plants, however, rule have failed. Minnesota, the Dakotas and Wi consin, as well as other Northwestern states, ha had 1 experiences in this line of industry, Few businesses are so intensively organized as the man- ufacturing industry. Packing plants must be mod ern to the dast degree, an expensiv necessary und keen management s Farmers can well concentrate their energies upon the profitable and orderly marketing of their products. Here is coopera s chief value to those who follow agriculture for a living. sales force is ential, raw Earn It First Young Robert M. La Follette may be able to ride into office upon his father’s name and fame. Theo- dore Roosevelt, Jr., tried it, though, and failed in 2 year of a great republican victory. Voters some- times insist that aspirants for high political honors do something to earn preferment. The son of La Follette has done nothing of an outstanding nature in public life. He spoke re cently in Bismarck and gave a very good imitation of soap box oratory. Trying to “annex his daddy’: stuff” was the general impression of the boy orator who filled in for his father curing the recent cam paign. The late Bob La Follette won his spurs in every sense of the word. From county attorney on up, step by step, he climbed the hard path to political preferment. It may be possible in these da of the freakish primary that young Bob can make in one jump what cost his father so many heartaches and so many Did Martin Tabert die in a Florida prison camp in vain? Higginbotham went free—but has Florida been sufficiently aroused so that the type can no longer flourish? The Tampa Tribune, in a recent editorial, swers both these questions in the affirmative. As the tragedy of that North Dakota boy’s Geath was forgotten, public opinion ‘ost its interest and Higginbotham walked out of court a free man, but the publicity which Tabert’s death caused cleaned up the prison camp and put fear into the hearts of the bullies who wield the whip in the lumber camps of that state. North Dakota hopes the Tampa Tribune is cor- rect in its assertion that “the case taught Florida a lesson it will never forget.” The acquittal of Higginbotham is merely another instance where delays of the law‘contribute to the miscarriage of justice. Witnesses scatter, the facts are forgotten, and the whole case becomes weakened in the flight of time. Pugilists Probably it is impossible to keep from having reams of etuff about eur grizefighters printed in an- ‘uted witness to the building up process. precedin lights. Our reason f it remark on itg strange similarity to the process by which a sentiment for war is sometimes created, by vhich the ided ability is sold to p ful people, and by which the prospect of vi thrills inflames mili gentlemen who have never had a boxing gloves on their hands or been within 000 miles of a battle, There is a similarity. other citing here is to! of its inev: Destroying Our Pet Snakes (New York Worla) n the government never do anything construc: | It costs us millions, yet all it does is ma a nuisance of itself. For example, there is the de partment of agriculture, It out with tatement that hoop snakes, gtinger snakes and glass snakes exist only in fable. What use is this information? had grown to love these snakes. bedtime stories and words and side bets. up. The department has been guilty of necdless de struction; it has destroyed good myths without good cause, It was not as though we had to be warned. If these snakes existed cnly in fable, where was the danger? Indeed, one wonders whether the department has not exceeded its powers ana! issued a statement that is unconstitutional. It is hired to get out state- ments about live snakes, and there is nothing in the | statutes that gives it power to say anything about imaginary snakes The next thing we know it will get out a state- ment denying pink elephants. If it ever does that, there happen to be a number of gentlemen of in- dubitable veracity who have seen such elephants and who. no doubt, will come forward to testify in order that this meddling of government in nongovern- mental affairs can be stopped. ke None at all. We] yielded hot debates, with warm Now we have got to give them The Circus and Youth (Appleton Post Crescent) There is a banker who visits the circus time it comes to town. And he seems to get as much of a thrill out of it ag the youngster of 10. Some folk might say that this man’s bank would not be best to do business with, that the ‘banker is too “flighty.” But it’s this man’s ability to get @ thrill out of a circus ‘that hag raised him to his present position. For circuses really appeai to the imagination only. There is nothing remarkable about them except what's in the mind of the spectator. And this banker's imagination has always been young. This imagination has discovered stepping stones to success that older brains would not have visioned. There are too many people who declare the ci. cuses aren't as good as when they were young. Faci is, circusesj are better. Their imagination only not so good. every The Bones Remain (Lansing State Journal) “Where do we go from here?” or “What «) we hire off next?” must ever be a haunting considera- tion of the showman. Theatrical news from New York is that the most anatomical show yet received from Paris hag just arrived and is nightly drawing packed houses of ‘thuyers” from the Middle West. But bare cuticle soon pails on the jaded sight. Whar is bare skin when there are liver and lungs and pan- our dailies. - So long as thousands upon thousands will pay . good money to see the men fight, the papers will have to print stories about it. 5 * But let's hope that there can be a little leas of this bunk about the great intelligence, the man'y creas and gall ducts ’n everything yet unrevealed? After X-ray has shown ‘the “tbroilers’” ‘ones | there is the marrow, but after the marrow—what?| Must the chorus be clothed and the start towar?! denudation made all over again? A few years hence fashion may be emulating a fully ¢.othed chorus. The ade good | They made good | P THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE TER FROM TO LE! SALLY ATHERTON | ESCOT ‘T NUED | Of course, Leslie, in answer to the! question, whether she would — ever love her baby, I told Dick that Bee would surely come to herself and love the baby that At moment, ysician arrived and| we both told him that we were sure; that Bee not in her right mind. He looked at us as though he s sure that we had gone suddenly in- ane, but rather than discuss the matter us, he said: | “TH ge and see her immediately, ond I'll tell you what I think after I've been in there ! + He came out at the end of about! fifteen minutes and said: dear! Mr. Summers, your wife is perfectly| from the re-/ women have & child. ane. She is’ swifering action that many after the birth o The event makes a change in| any woman's life, ¥! yy butt have examined her ‘ losine at “Do not she will be atl right.” 1 could s Diek was not cons vinced, neither was 1, but wed end to the doctor that w Poor old Dick! Now that it is and he n't vet fully re what has happened, he’s all at se He cannot understand wh: midge Bee feel as she did, and he keeps saying to me, “Do you think that I was to blame in any way? “I tried to do everything that I could, Sally, but it’s a terrible thing to marry and live with a woman here Are Much Nicer W ‘feet companionship, to urs as I did with Bee in think y her very soul, and “up some morning and find you do not know her at all, whole attitude in regard to that of a stranger, that you never her thoughts or es of, her soul. I, or was it vax satisfied with her, or the t I thought was she, and n am pretty sure that she never satisfied with me, that she kne: much better than I knew her, that she grew tired not only but of the life we were living What the reason, Sally? Poor Dick! He doesn't know it's all about, and he probably never will know And I’m not sure th know, either, Leslie dear. It e we a long while to work it nd T don't think I'm going to for I want to remember the Bee t thy I knew and no! Bee that 1 ta to in thos Things went on for « or in the same fashion as [ have wr! you. Whenever the doctor was there Bee acted very n ever Dick or I would begin again to try and te what we should do after she dead, would say: “Don't fe mal, but bad. 1 think 1 to go, In fact, 1 t s dead within me. ysical part of me however, the doctor bi und he call them could fathom just what the matter. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, at her Bee ideal of me whe in the room she nd when we expostulated she d another | ation, but neithe ys of Spending Vacations’ Peat! ture of a person who couldn't still, “Til get your picture next t you go past,” he said patiently. But no one waited to see if he not. Out they went again street. “What a old ney. per- that then that or t silly place!” (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, ‘A Servic u h is ‘the a: ow I was me and well, what] New York. . Two girl os A Overheard in a Broa ——| photographer trying to take the pic- sit ime did into said way movie theatre. hat I) ting in the back row in earnest con- will] fab about “ y sugar papas” and out, try, th ing little atte he First One: ter-ung-egg 2” jon to the picture: “What is he, but- | bet | wlked |The Second On 0, flour-and- feed.” two] Te First One: “Mine's hay-and-! ‘itten | = grain.” us sight. 1am wus] hit of conversation by two girls in © biggest theptre in the world.” one to the other, “Just to Everything in’ this life depends on the point of. view, on the angle of eminded of that by a 4M} think, this theatre is owned by Jews hink! and ‘they let these dirty gentiles cept | int egan] Strolling along the See by. sale” of at Thi Cottin ness at Broome street. r of was cond street, and that Ine.) ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS i BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “Dear me!” laughed a fussy place this is! still for a minute. and chickens are doing a jig.” “I told you so,” said Juggle Jump. “I feel a sort of queer feeling coming over me, too. There! I knew it And in another second Juggle Jump was doing a regular fisher’s horn- pipe in the road. And before they knew what they were about, the Twins, too, were dancing about a though the Pied Piper of Hamlin hadt started to play one of his magic tunes. “I can’t stop!” shouted Nick. ther can I!” cried Nan patient! I'll stop you i “Be s Juggle Jump fecling for the buttons on his coat. At last he found the butt no mark- “perfectly still” and gave it a Instantly his feet stopped jigging and he stood as still as a stone. { “Now grab for my-hands as yéu: go past,” he said to the Twins. i This they did and the minute th touched him their feet beeame quiet; again. | “Now don't let go,” said Juggle| Jump, “and you'll be all right. We'll go toward Tumble Town now and see ed if we can find any trace of the cook’s button.” | Off they went toward Tumble! Town past dancing pigs and waltz- ing ducks and jigging animais of all kinds. Nothing in Movie Land could keep still, Indeed. three people walking along the rond quietly were such a curi-, osity that even the cows stared, and folk came hopping to their windows. to see. At last they reached Tumble Town.} It was easy to see where it got its) name, for everything from the town clock to the monument in the park was acting as though an earthquake! had struck them. The sidewalks moved. moved, everything moved. “Come,” said Juggle Jump. “We'll go into this store and inquire the way to the Royal Palace. The king may know something about Fuff's button.” But when they started in the store gave a jump and they found them- selves in a dentist's offic instead. “Ouch! ' You pulled the wrong tooth!” cried the man in the dentist's chair, “My mistake!” apologized the den- tist dancing around the room, “I'll get it next time. 1 shall try the the houses wrong tooth and maybe I shall the right one.” Out marched Juggle Jump and the Twins before the dentist even them and started to go into the store again to ask the way to the k palace. But the store gave a jump to other side and they found themselves | in a photograph gallery instead—the Union Square at twilight. great jagged, saw-tooth skyline the north, with the tower in solitary splendor. fashioned buildings all about. old-fashioned people Middle and senility among vhe women the benches. Not a young girl sight. get saw ing’s the | as a prop for the other. M. in the cotton goods busi- The to Metropolitan Old- And age on in Two old men sitting asleep on a bench, the head of each serving ‘A crowd (WHAT EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO WO AFTER ALL MY ADVICE You 'TURN RIGHT AROUND AND BUY ONE OF “THOSE SO-CALLED AUTOMOBILES ft ’ CISTEN, EVERET ‘CP THOSE COFFES A wet i! You GETTING a (C sont Is THE i KNOW, THEY OUGHT To CHANGE THE “NAME OF THAT | [To CALC IT THE No, 3IR,X WOULD CIMBERGER — T, LT WOULDN'T MILLS ‘FOR MUST BE HEAD SAY, Do ‘ou CAR. THEY OUGHT li | | have appeared SATURDAY, AUGUST 1, 1925 Honor System Cats Down Police Work of Teacher BY CHESTER H. ROWELL Several universities have been in- troducing “hon the or systems,” by which best students made wholly partly exempt + from teaching. need not attend cl. 5 is a good scheme, But do its sponsors realize its implications? If the appropriate reward for the best students is to exempt them from teaching, then teaching is an evil, to be escaped, and learning is rt pursued without teaching. Which, in fact, us things go. actually the case.” Two-thirds of the work of the teacher consists, not in imparting knowledge, but in’ detect- ing and penalizing the culprits who have sneaked the required task. It is a policemai struc- tor’s job. It is based on the theory of total depravity. The student regards knowledge as an evil, to which he can be driven only by’ the fear of a greater evil. | The teacher is the custodian of the penalties which constitute the greater evil—the worst is the threat of imposing still. more knowledge, by “extra work”—and his task is to in- timidate students by the threat of these penalties, to catch those who have escaped, and punish them. If this is what teaching is, nat- urally the best students should be rewarded by exempting them from it. But if teaching is the imparting of knowledge—why should those who are are most eager for that knowledge and most capable of receiving it think it an “honor” to be deprived of it? Where the Oriental Is Different Constantly the mystic attitude of the East clashes with the scientific attitude of the West. Both are a reflection of the most characteristically human inet the impulse to find out To the animal, a fa s just a fact. It may be a delightful fact, like food or a mate; or a fearful fact, like an enemy; or an indiffer- ent fact, likeemost things; but any- how, it asks no “why The Oceidental is scientific. He knows the reason for some things and he assumes that there is a rea- son for the others, He seeks that reason with his eyes and thought, and, if he has n yet found it,-he assumes that whe found it will be rational, orderly and impersonal. The Oriental is mystic, He uses his imagination the world, and events, If happening and explanation fill out a harmonious picture, his gination is satisfied, and ‘the criti- culty is not aroused to demand and. reality. Oriental reads horoscopes, ills by similitudes, and comet the portent of hu- on the wonders of erects authors for man evil, He sees the forces around him in the imagery of personality, and pic- tures them as friendly or hostile to himself. To the Occidental, they are imper- sonal, having causes and laws, but not purposes; Leing neither good nor bad. hostile or friendly. This is the spiritual contrast of the East and the West. But how manv of your neighbors, wearing Occidental clothes, living in Occi- dental houses, speaking Euronean tongues, cherish Oriental minds? gathered about two men in an evo- Tuition argument. Men meet here nightly, strangers to cach other, and discuss religion and the great mys- teries of life, each drawing support from ca passersby until their debate becomes an impromptu pub- ie forum. | Holmes vaudeville Le Vere and on the For ars stage in a skit in which they repre- sent a man and wife in a box at the engaging things that theatre, trivial in quarrels over strike close to GO SLOW ON HE. é ic lesions andedeath, Too few realize that patent medi- es may relieve a headache at the pense of some other part of the human ‘tem. Direct or indirect causes of head ache are: bad air, fati; eye strain, indigestion, constipation, — hunger, sal growths and mouth breathing, hese eating, lack of sleep and the ike. The causes themselves suggest! their remedy or cure. A’ laxative will remove or remedy a headache caused by indigestion or constipation. Fruits and vegetables, prunes, bran jeoing to go into a new act FABLES ON HEALTH home with married folk in the audi- ence. Once they were married, but thei mimic. quarrels became’ renl quarrels off stage and they were di- vorced. However, they continued \ husband and wife before the foot- lights. Even after Holmes married again the act went along, with the real wife traveling with the make- believe wife. Now Miss Le Vere is married purtner will do as as the vaudevillians call 2 one-per- son act. —JAMES W. DEAN, ADACHE “DOPE” | muffins and the like will help. A lit- tle olive oil is invaluable. A little walk early in the morning or after work in the evening will bring relief from headache caused by bad air while eye strain headaches will vanish with a little rest. Fatig a quite common cause of headache, and rest is the only medicine required. — Worry, anger and the like provoke headaches which cen only be cured by removing the cause and not through the use of headache medicines. It is better to be cautious in the treatment of headaches than to en- courage a drug habit through the continuous use of medicines which contain drugs. TOM SIMS ‘SAYS aN D Wish the doctor would tell us we couldn't eat xnything except fried chicken, What's become of the girl who ad- mitted she couldn't hug because she hadn't practiced much? Not long ago a girl was more proud of her cooking ability than of her necking abilit: Men are funny people. A man a chase a girl until she catches im, Lots of loving now and then has caused the shooting of some men. When kissing a girl in an auto ar- range matters so she is looking one way and you the other. Some people worry because they worry too mueh. Gossips keep a lot of ople from dong ele eigen The female of the species stands between people and the light more often than the male. Some people feel at home every- where except when they are at home. The hardest thing about living to : pe old age is making your credit ast. Doing nothing hurts most just aft- er you finish it. Being a rugged character is hard because it is noticed so seldom, The honeymoon is over when he had rather keep his trousers creased than have her in his lap. Every man has a regular line of funny things which he says to his wife before company. Bobbed hair causes more conver- sation than cooking recipes. Married men are the happiest be- case the troubles at home take their minds off the office troubles. Lots ef people drive as if they were going for the doctor. And some who don't know it really are. Ninety in the shade may not be warm as a couple in the auto. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) A | A THOUGHT ! Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink: nor yet for your , what ye shall put om. Is not the life more than meat, and the hody than’ rai- ment ?—Matthew 6; 25 We make provisions for this life as though it were never to have an end, and for the other life as though it were never to have a beginning.— Addison. PUSHED TRUCK 52 MILES “London. —Afthur Riley, 27, recent- ly pushed a truck on which a man Plea Made by German Woman Leader for Oldtime Family Life Cologne, Germany, August.--U)— A crusade against the “insults to true womanhood that are offered hy the public life of today through modern literature, the movies and theatres,” was proposed by Frau von Tilling during the German women’s week, held in conjunction with the millennial celebration of the Rhine- land. She pleaded for resumption of the oldtime family life. Fostering of a more intellectual life for young women, a healthier physical training as a safeguard against the demoralizing influence of the present day, were advocated by Frau von Tilling. A conscientious devotion to household work also, she thought, would improve the moral poise of women. Silence is golden—that's why so many henpecked husbands are pcor. OO |. LITTLEJOE | WEN A MAN Takes 4 MEAVY-SET GIRL ROwING, HE'S “AT SEW BEFORE we GETS THERE le a distance of 52 miles in 13, urs and 22 minute: The ‘ ‘totaly weight’ of the truck was 490 pounds. He did the stunt to win a wager. ©