The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 27, 1925, Page 2

: Ses eee a, ee Sa es “wbUsNia dy, UAE Bt, LUE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE| | ; = a z To the Rescue | LIN A hy ; TH ‘ ee Entered ht the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second C F a Pee 10 CRE Fea 9S = SAI C WASN'T ALW y Ka ear Matter. 1] coGOminents reproduced tn thie ; EASU ' Sane f Peer the peoderat By Chester H. Rowel Foreign Representatives | usaed, 6 the "Drets of G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPAD | ne CHICAGO , = is . 3 DETROIT | “BREAKDOWNS” | Here is a seafaring man’s yarn, told hy Captain Peter ale Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | | Johnson of the Maui. See if you can disentangle its realism 4 AYNE, BURNS AND SMITH natoae vedo ; from its romance; : i} NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg.) jit Bonnett an aonns us| | “In the old sailing days,” says the an, “we did bt | —___ —— ~ ————-—| creasing ere "Pegiand.| have all these dern instruments, and had to go a ‘goo \ MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS [itiy’ vets ene, die elves there ldeal by'giesa ae The Associated Press is exclusivel entitled to the use ie aetlen ite ide cree i i “Well, you know how it is at Hilo, where it rains all the 3 | 4 for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or mot ey ean er the pub | |time. I used to lay a course in the general direction of ft) otherwise credited in this pape and also the local news of | as ; ; | | Hawaii, and when I got somewhere within a huydred miles hi spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republi- here is the same pies Ht int .{ or so I would steer for the blackest rain cloud I could see.. P cation of all other matter herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year a Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) ...... as Daily by mail, per r (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. ... “When I reached: it, I would go where the rain was hard- 1 e hears talk | | i i i One hears talk now j est. Finally, when the rain was so hard that the wind could | | | i of friends and acquaintances from “nervous break | | commonly h append'citis gl that dis was in 7.29, The term used is poy | euphemism to cover 9.00 | attack of insanity F of consined phy =~ ness and disordered | THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER he enact ae i (Established 1873) io himself sid of . : ~ = What is the Apparently y, State and County Newspaper) the high speev/of living. Too much | <a — a | activity of body and mind. Cover LOWER TAXES MORE REVENUE jing too much ground. Not ne How lower income tax rates sometimes increase rather | Pyry' {ao muel work on too my ow lo icome tax rates sometimes increase rather | play, but too much exertion-—to: than decrease tax returns is shown in a special article in | much exhausting of energy. And! “Trend of National Affairs” in the July number of the N: toh doubt ph ical a aie ney, tional Republic. The article says: “Treasury statistics | oy Py Pp ueM tary diet. Pas covering income tax payments prove that lowered income | could he traced to digestive 4 tax rates within certain limits are productive of more, rather r than less public revenue. Excessive taxes drive capital into f oe axabl wibibiaa “ce Auldtaw itt st pler living. ‘Th's does not mean | nontaxable securities, and wit ndraw it from productive in- | necessarily retiring trom the worlu dustry, and they discourage the effort to keep capital ac- | or ceasing to do what the world not move the sails I would drop anchor. 1 was in Hilo har- a i bor.” : i oa A sailor’s yarn, of course. But the writer was in Hilo |one day, a few years ago, when it rained more in that one jday than it had rained at his home in California in four | years. | Yet Hilo is an attractive, comfortable place, the chief city ‘of one of the richest and most beautiful islands in the world, i jon some parts of. which it never rains, and its people are proud of it, and love it. . “fron Mike” Keeps Ship on Her Course There is no steering by the rain cloud on a modern vessel. Not even the steersman’s sharp eye and steady hand are re- sponsible. “Tron Mike” steers the ship. Mike is a machine, of more than human intelligence, for his job. He finds his diréction by |zyroscope compass, independent of ; | the magnetism of the ship or the var- | could carry food and water and their jiations of the magnetic North, domestic animals—rats and | He feels the slightest veering of p ithe ship, before the ‘sharpest quar- had no written language, termaster cauld see it, and corrects | and -no -charts, For maps they had pis one remedy, it is sim- tively employed. The income tax returns covering the earn- | i ; Pi ae much a ques it Before it happen pote nee h tellati d eG? Pa God sere a Atak soos of | tion of less > question of The ship, when things go right, al- ey knew the constellations an ings of el923 upon which t Kee nee paid are an index of | nore poise. 7 top is most steady | leawat ruhe iteelt, pee the seasons, and steered by them. ‘ otalec y. The national prosperit, pproximately twenty-|when whirling most ra idly. six and a third billion dollars, the high water mark for all | That is a good example of poise. ( time. This total was larger by three billion dollars than |, People live to emotionaliy, living | AWN Of 1920; ayear of inflation and great-arofits, and , | in their feelings, letting themselves | a¥, 2 J a i great profits, and More | pe hauled this way and that, when than five billion dollars greater than the total for 1922. The | they might keep calm minds in the : , Keep ic ow. Lt y thorn, aby the days of Spanish | mate latitude of their destination, number of tax returns filed in 1924 aggregated 7,608,321, if one ihe steqayiarl: | ow. Um, Sebuny Thorn, ab yous S cdentutere of [they headed enst: or west; spread out he wheel of 3 ‘ i ile ‘ ; « angay art | service. I'm the watchman of the galleons, | Br : hays Hendedleast-or west; spreads out anoth ig] ecord, 910,840 in excess a er filec ™ Ps - oses in the Lund of Wonders. — If ee ‘un whalers, these seas were | trans ‘sely D! o iy *% the. yeu ee he ga hi Be any . lu of the number filed The man in calm control of M3 | you talk too loudly the roses shed e an e | navigated by the boldest sailors of | south line, each boat just within sig- year before. ie horizontal reduction of twenty-five own mind and spirit doesn’t ore ° oe naling distance of the nest. oes 2 i their leaves. ‘Then I'll lose my job all—the Polynesian pioneers. 7 per cent in income tax payments for 1924 resulted in a re-|down. And s'myple, n, no! one to sight the island and that's mi | Not in ships, but in canoes, ages The fi st : z pet duction of 18.24 per cent in revenue as compared with 1923. | in& food adn dd to ae oe i Lal ae ZH eee Fetes cerely apologize both to her and to| before any European had ventured | would give the signal, which the rest needs, helps immensely by freeing ave the golden bee- Tre: y by at imitive | would pass on, and all converge to nn jay a . e you, Mrs. Prescott. was kind enough| out of sight of land, these primitive | would pass | sury authorities believe that earnings for 1924 upor | nim trom the internal toxins which | hive and all the bees, too. They be- io Misten th iny tate, and. Tepresume, peoples had explored and populated | the destinatio | When things go wrong—thén|A calabash with two holes at the comes the test of the courage re-| proper angle served as a sort of sex- sourcefulness and seamanship of | tant to determine latitude. officers and crew. For longitude they must have . = trusted to dead reckoning. The Boldest Sailors Who Ever Lived When they arrived at the approxi- Il there is to it.” whi ‘axes wi > paid will aogrere Satie, SING) f : y to the 5 lene » Paci Many must have lost the way; which taxes will be paid will aggregate thirty billion dollars |destroy mental poise and power. an Ai oli ip he ae For the life of me, Little Marquise, | | Ne garrulous.” wiceel eee eh eratatates travel, they | many vhiuat have beh “avawned “or in which case the taxes collected this year may not be much) . qypicaa, COLLEGE RE ; e last.” hacia tiag trounce eles ce Me artorig,’ eat "Syd politely, | built’ a deck between two canoes and| starved. ‘The islands were populated j 10N Per you, Sartori yf he el ee s Jack| “Jack and 1 have just is with a jerk “You don’t sa Johnny Thorn in less in volume than those paid last year, despite the sub- nished vur| hoisted a sail of matting. Thus they |by the survivors. remarked “Those rprise. one pl I've taken root and I’m stantial decrease in the tax rates made by the last Congress. (Harper's) key conversation, You’ haven't kept us| : ; : ; : y ir r told me that. : mitage If these expectations are realized further tax reductions by {Last June I went to a reunion of | 0 ! I've stood too long in ie, do you not think it is time eee saeryont su ydent daeie aa: FABLES ON HEALTH | the next Congress will be possible. Senator Underwood, of Meat ees else ne saw men Alabama, Senator Smoot, of Utah, and Senator Reed, of |twenty-five years. Peniusylvania, have recently voiced the demand for further ; to go home quies, for be growing. 1 completely forgot that I] 1 knew that I turned almost too] for I had done n had to keep moving. Now see what] suddeniy and faced the door, 1 am] should you've done.” sure reat Piet d IF YOU SWIM — BE CAREFUL | «q- “ shamed, nothing that 1 blushed, for I felt the hetlanyone might not see, 1 was trem- These reunions are of men who eee : Right before their eyes, poor John-] wave of blood’ rexching up to my 1 a little . incli 5 rface cire P i 4 x axe ‘ou s to} be eu ¥] bling, however, when a little later ers: i té put on too; surface circulation after a swim. lowering of taxation. : “aie Snot atetliee| ny began to sprout lewes all oves| hair, 1 know it. was very silly of] Juck touk my wrap. in dignified. s an Pek cette is a splendid| It is not well to teach a child ———. ——— | ir shella ‘hardened, oe ahey ee of ne ney and) ine, for [had b i d ning nothing Hen lence from the hands of Meiville Sar- | exercise. swim by ‘beginning with ime so- ERS TO GET C iE ENT 4 rete a and nose and mouth, ts asus} was not’ periectly ail right, but 1] toris and placed it himselftabout my|~ But for. those who are thin and| breast stroke. It is a tedio FARMERS TO GET COOLIDGE’S ATTENTION | See ar abort riie turned to branches i knew that Jack was very angry. | shoulders.” 1 had wever trémbied 0. chil easily, for want of wood eircute-| even after one has become a good K iSsac’ etts this s er, intends » consi 2 i pees a aree g! je Marquise, that made me er} “Sha send my car for you to-: mended. “ he muscles of the shoulders, urns Massachusetts this summer, intends to devote considerable amous you may seem to the! r bush with great red roses all} stand this. ‘The words were perfect-| morrow morning, Mrs. Prescott?” |'""Necmal children should ‘be. taught | and chest. time to the problems of agriculture. Among those with! world, your classmates will not be whom he has conferred or ject in the ne him. ly conventional—but it was the way] My, Sartoris Instantly there was a loud buzzing | jack and ail the —honey-be began to warm over the new bush like a lot of flies in a sugar bowl. ked, “The inen will} to swim, They should’ know that ever play pranks on children snide eee: 5 be at the whtrf to take you to the; their body is lighter than the same|while teaching them to swim. It bw una tra muwelting Wilem ener the luncheon is set foryyolume of water, so it’ is impossible | may cause them to collide with some I am coming to the conclusion that e." for them to sink if they assume the | object, causing injury or. have a bad ed if you really are ‘hollow. may not say anything, tei opinions won't be rammed down <pected to confer on the sub future are Secretary Jardine, Frank Mondell. Senator Curt Republi can leader your throat, tbu .s A a it is not ays the words don’t bother: yourself, mi rec’ si reaction upon the nerves. d bats ‘ as ea y . but you'll feel it in] Nadeck whe sepneler lob. always oe correct position. : reac pon the | x the Senate, and D. W. Mulvane, national committeeman from|the ir that they're thinking. you] bush is’ moving” a err ee otc eTeL. the wena eminite oe ee ae ee eet a Te iVamtivaina eo hard and oe fatcatete Kansas, who is in close touch with agricultural conditions inj Still are a lightweight. Sure enough! The bush that had a If guek had: ieee ; “Tendanger themselves from exhaus- Similarly, if you're all right,| once been Johnny Thorn w: ither should a’ grown p. they know it, whether the would! along the ground oving a r man- branches with a 8 could not hav t simple convent the West. should| tion. An easy swim in water not too good | cold is beneficial. ’m afraid Vl not be able to yo,"\ ‘Those who go swimm: interrupted Jack stiMly. ‘I find I'm} always be sure to re-estab Supporters of the administration are pointing with satis-|does or not. ‘You may have failed! pen andiwaving ii > and the addition o ne ver toimornow: ‘ ny y Facts fact that already the f Sas fs ys | Wholly doing, inguisred| Sert of beckoning motion. konw, ie, that I'm ay “Sure, you can go, old brok ‘ faction to the fact that already t he fortunes of the farmers | Wholly oe you may dave |. It moved out of the garden and pp| s man’ if Mr. Sartoris is not.| in Syd.’ "You have. to entes your covered the theft and notified the , in most norone. of tbe country are om the mend. = The| cicua over you hame owing -to{ the read, the bees still sipping honey as it is, ul wet only about four luncheon somewhere, and it wall-take police. ee digeaian ‘armer, o erops » West las ‘ Freuahed acct ty . es. hours of sleep tonight, $ fou nore time td on Sartoris? e vy, poys armer, due to the good crops in the West last year, has] vome wretched scandal. Well, out] ““ipit get the holden hive and take DOUEARROO Mitte ee ROR tee cee cE Pe hiG ented ahe city aan already taken long strides toward prosperity, and the|in the world you will feel it, but] it along,” said Nick. 1 artoris spoke quictl. Aaa awitlapiek yousup-oncouvevayite S Ss Meee ea add. ohda IMavornGlinoré bumper crops and good prices which are predicted for the pee eee ane Gs aa ee tie got the hive mn very sorry, Pr Ste the pier.” : tepased the Suncay School sen- 4 ' us ay college frienc!s hat you are out an: @ n very erstandi ” wos Ba 4 coming harvest will put him in even better condition. In| {°mey to respect. : r bit ce Freee aden cat Hing mat . tence. He warned them that their many states the majority of the farmers have already suc-| It is Itke a reunion of navigators : cing, and it took A our car, “as cases would be reopened i they ¢ ceeded in paying off old debts, and expect greatly to increase | who once sailed out of port young rose-bush. thought it would to finish it. 1 sin- fail to carry out faithfully the sen- These are the days when the boss|-tence imposed. gets mad when he finds things went {better while he was away. Suit Brought hij ‘on unimaginable horror, for great! some people who’ think: they are of the city are ony 8 Tew Teel eae eee eae ee ieites| to Force Award tof nature would ae of Coal Contracts ; , nat What is so rare as a June day in ralyze the system of life man has| gyly or August : ee reeset : Judge Fred Jansonius in district ce of some sue ral cal Hall livedbare) apenestaliin ; : toils night and day to keep the |g, auf opt tivenware spent talking! court Saturday issued an alternate climbed over the stile, New Yorkers from New York.| thing going, lest it stop momentarily ce writ directing the state board of Suddenly everything changed. The| And suc! astrophe would come | and he perish i is abies, walker dl GRucUR Ea beeen oncdily Gb Land of Wonders had vanished..| were the water supply to be choked JAMES -W. DEAN, | wie yaacetee (lissotfsthe aiittees, ohn ther atould nee agand “ba: ADVENTURE OF |) £220 0%." fain for frmishing, 2300 tone a board in Pi: Cave. ignite coal for various. institutions THE TWINS =|) oh eect a to the Washburn Lignite Coal com- , NEA Service, BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON a the rose-bush f I can go,” it nd_all’ the bi will fly into the hive. Then shut the little door in front when the last bee} ence evolves new ways of is in.” | them. It all happened just as the bush! But let i Then there he bee-hive and! stations or on the bridges or in the i the bush.! deep, dark tunnels under the earth. It would require a catastrophe of ed up the hive andj cataclysmic proportions to drive their buying power during the coming year. snd ‘hopstnl, each: thle own ve é 5 ‘ : ’ and who, now that they're _, In spite of the strides which have been made, however, | grizzled and older, put in to the! it is said that the President intends to keep in close touch, | Azores, or some such Mlessed isles, through his advisers, with the agricultural situation and to| Where they can pause for a da Stabs palsies from their cruising. They sit Suggest such legislation and give such supplemental as the beach at a ‘banquet and ex- ance as is regarded as feasible by those who have been study- | change talk of tempests. ‘Then a ww pick up ing the situation. handclasp}and a “Goou! luck to you, pie over that old boy,” ‘and each to his vessel, ‘ and they are off again. pile into this grea pees Aral’ YOUTH AGAIN The next time any ponderous, complacent individual of middle age—male or female—arises to utter another tirade against the ways of modern youth, just take a leaf from the doughboys and ask him, gently: “Who won the war?” That isn’t meant to be funny. These same young men The world could be worse. Suppose every auto you see was a motorcy- cle? x A The weather always seems to be MR. TRUE, WOULD 3 c worse than it was or moto bud as Inc.) | pany of Wilton, on which coal it al- leges it was the highest bidder. The complaint filed with the court asks that contracts entered into with who are being called flippant, dissolute and too worldly wi : 4 WOU MAIL THIS oe i sean MEY SDRC ene thay Rayublis: Goal company, Ralte he. sania h il a ery is a bee on that rose. It must be v F LETTER FOR ME Now and then you read about a| River Coal company and Lucky are the same ones that sailed overseas for us a few years | one of the Fairy Queen's honey bees. | ‘i £ IAS YOU GO movie star eho Hoadté kon: marcied Bike Con) SORIEAnY, Jninart be ae oc inoine soldi i 5 ' vives ; " i clared null and void, that they ago, and went, singing and joking, into a regular hell on es follow it and see where it if (egain, yet. ecu restrained from delivering coal dur- The bee flew from one flower to ing pendency of the action, and that 4 shave lon; heel bases and ah f They faced the test and showed that our age, no less} onother while the Twins watched, Cee ee eee ey mat; | upon. he ig @ permanent injunction i than previous ones, produces real men. When it had all the honey it wanted including hot dogs. and) writ of mandamus issue. The : complaint was presented to the court ‘here today by Francis Murphy of Shure & Murphy, Fargo. “The action is brought as a friend- ly uit to test the law providing that tracts sha’ e let to the lowest You can’t expect a face to look | contract , aon very cheerful right after it has been| tesPonsible bidder,’ said | Stanley slept in all night. palbeen,presiaent:_ Of the:ccoa) pen company, “and to determine whether , it| the board has discretion to let con- aeonting Be yet, orm but it) teucts to whomever it pleases after (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) | ids have been received.” i é Fait a i ‘ . | it made a bee-line for some place far And the rest of us? Oh, yes, we went down to cheer | away. at which’ almost every visitor. to when they marched away. Nancy and Nick never could have| New York marvels is the quality! Of course, it was all we could do. But at the same time. pelpwedss had Wengtsbeen-for-thele of the crinkingevater Mert. .1 as ie, considering that the mess we sent them over to clean up was | But at last the bee flew into a gar-| (ud, "itis brought down from the | one that we ourselves had made, it hardly behooves us to | de", ,And the Twins were just in| Catskills many miles away in a sy A 7 time to see it crawl into’ a ‘golden | tem which stands as one of the grent. point the finger of scorn at them too fervently. hive. 3 LE cagitoatine dente ik tke eae The older generation hasn’t made the world such a per- | , “It’s one ofthe Fairy Queen's | “"and of the millions who live here z és bees! It's one of the lost bees!” | only a few pay water ve The: i A “ . ly a few pay water rental, They} fect sort of place. Suppose we pipe down, as the gobs used | cried Nick. “There 3 the hlye and | oie the mume-Guners, and home-own: | to say, and give the younger ones a chance. everything. Hurrah | ers are as scarce here as hair on al t Whagis ‘hurrahing’ around here?” | bald eagle. No meters are used, the Lots of, your énemies would be your friefds if you were the man you would like to be. New .York, July 27.—One_ thing ked a sharp voice, And a sharp AR aban rants -—_-_______—_-¢ A 2 LAWYERS fellow appeared suddenly before the | 2" year regardless of the amount of | ATHOUGHT ! Clarence Darrow rises to remark that, while criminal | “We sre,” said Nancy. “Aren't we | “"1p5 US" majority of New Yorkers| —————————-“-—“,q,—e lawyers are often looked down on, they “probably have less geen not,” said the sharp fet. | ve in apartments and tenements | They that wait upon the Lord “ on their souls than the average civil lawyer.” : Pea a tine thee is a cieater Geo: oat shall "renew thelr atreugth; they |' Because, unquestionably, many a scoundrel has escaped | @—————————————— | hertion of unwashed citizenry. here | HE DEAD LETTER OFFICE HAS) _| shall mount up with wings as eagles; Aka Bag area f b Z ‘A WLS K . they shall run and not be wear; jail through the activity of a clever lawyer, many of us are| | LITTLE JOE | tan. oul find dnsany, other <lty. in 2 oy NS a CORIO # Er anal Wale aang mal velaie oe ae . pease i . e ve) eaiah 40:80, 31. . an oe this: or pe ea unk Tai escaped Wher MAN GOES\ © There have been several breaks mae “POST OFFICE’ WITH.— oF ae uaa sucnega ctuerey @ H pfic:n because of a criminal lawyer, there is an almost- TASMING, ING-FISH ARENT] | it Jatee water | mains in the | past THEY CAN READ ANYTHING sion to the Divine Influence, becomes f legal fzancicy who was enabled to lay his hands on other| ANYTHING XO WHAT HE MAY, is Brent inconvenience to thousands. LIKE THAT BECAUS= surroundad with candi testes Sort 3 i ee Prt = . jetoure t ‘om Fift a Rae fine eet es te ee or that NCATEM WHEN WE’, [avenue and 2nd street, the busied THEY JUST PRETEN qireeter Shane anyoe cana ches joe iar, i. x3 in the world. wit! sui ‘f i 3 GETS HOMES confusion on streets for many blocks | tude—J. P. Greaves. ae >= in the neighborhood. A flooded tun- et ~ When the Governor of North Carolina met the governor nel stopped subway traffic to Astoria MAYOR SENTENCES : i i g and almost a million peaple had to BOYS TO ATTEND of South Carolina at Poland Springs this year he probably detour by elevated lines and bridges F SUNDAY SCHOOL |. 4 *said: “How is your tax rate?” many miles out of their way. One stops at a moment I'ze this to; reflect on the sense of security these six million New Yorkers have. lives have been reduced to macl like movements dependent on s tifie artifices to make possible: the housing of so vast a number in such a small area, ‘Only a few miles away thousands of acres are to be found where the population could overflow, where human beings could get ‘half-way back to @ normal mode of living. Williamsport,, Pa. Jhly 27. (AP)-—Placing’ tiem’ where they shall be ‘tdught. “Thon shalt not steal,” Mayor Gilmore sentenced four boys whose ages range from 3. to 14 years to, attend Sunday School regulraly’for an indefint‘o period. The ‘boys. were ciarged igs with taking a ipocketbook’ belong- ing to the'r schodl principal and} Tp, tt i Wovestiown the cell's fathe city jail; feng re bee Sad vam Ar ake grandmother of one of thenr dis- to his wfe, , a : i eu! se é The way these angry wives continue to shoot their hus- bands may necessitate the changing of the marriage obli- | gation to read “love honor and slay.’ / Tf all the sheiks are killed off in that war between the French and the Moors, what is going to become of our mov- ing picture industry? BY nea Preece feds geone OH ya t + ge