The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 25, 1925, Page 4

‘3 Wj k react RE SBIR RS IT Roa et THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, 3ismarck, N. D., as Second Class |] Comments r ct lak nme! “produced in this Matter, |] column may or may not expresn 5 pot ————_—— the opinion of The Tribune. They GEORGE D. MANN : . fe i | are prenented here (n order that our renders may have both sides portant insues which are discussed In the presg of lay. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - : . - a rquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH DETROIT Kresge Bldg. “HIGHBROW" VERSUS M: “BABBITT NEW YORK . _ 2 - Fifth Ave. Bldg. FcLdttte tock Arkangaa Democrat) {ow Babbitt tas become a part ol MEMBER OF TH SOCIATED PRESS four language * °° Tt is now the The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use! tavored epithet af those who thrive for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or mot) PY msiding fees at busines: W otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news of [UMA bar to supplant protiteers spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republi- a fine new fronton his, Maia so reserved, |x cation of all other matter herein are {ostore, stiek ont your tongue Pat him and call him ‘Babbitt | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | iit ach en ae hin Ne ons’ Business. offieltl organ SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | (iG CMnBer ef Commerce of the | GGGOSh Daily by carrier, per years... 0.00.0... eee 7.20) | the tithe, “Rabbitt 1: the Bab | E VHOPE THEY'RE Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) F | bite batiin, and beling devoted! a ONLY TeyING Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismare 00 | Vee Ney fat wine et | f . 0 SCARE US Daily by mail, outside of North Dakot coves ee ees G00) Connected with belay called adh | | S : THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER [7 str,, “Laan serowed: abxcdeid over [ (Established 1873) ams aoe ae | unimportan j 7 (Oficial City, State and County Newspaper) | upon Ane a te aca | ort of necessury evil, and con | | HOW TO BE ALONE temptuousty referred. to them a=| Ever since the day George Washington, in his farewell | “bietbra es who squirmed ander message, advised against entangling ailiances it has been | [My ththet Then came Sinckuir | . ay st entangiing aillances dats: Lewis and created the character of the desire of the American people that they be let alone to} “Babbitt.” whieh, for reasons typic work out their own destiny Phey have not always been ally om ean, becam | . 5 £ SEL: aman . ; netoe! The “highbrows™ qu | permitted to do thi - In the first part of the nineteenth | iia the new w pon and seized | century Great Britain’ so mistreated our sailors and oUt} upon it to belaber those. who had ship i that we had to tight to protect: them, more than a hundred years later the Impe A little | hitherto been the delaborers, al German gov- ! H ernment so violated the rights of American citizens and WE LEARN HOW TO PLAY American property on the high seas that again) we were | . 4 . 1 compelled to go to war to defend American interests. | a te Wee sare we ED ua th On each occasion we were attacked and maltreated bes | ward tie tiv aye Kas indient | cause it Was thought that we could or would not defend our: j ed by the World's survey. Up to # selve Great Britain in 1812 looked down upon our minia- | te’ ¥ h we were: proverbial t nation on earth, We inted minutes ere are signs of a ly the busi hurried, bustl Now, howeve chang ture navy with contempt. It took the exploits of our naval heroes of that period to correct this impression and to ¢ sure our being let alone to ply our business on the high i ] | | SSS Editorial Review, | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE seas, The German government had been led to believe by ‘ yy lave mol cruelly Flows up. ‘ onie | he | an le A oe a false showing of Ameri ifist, sentiment that we att dorrific, Weaven lnows-<Diik d pied ‘as would endure anything rather than fight in 1917. gain it }scem to have taken thought whe andl only ! cake in the took a display of an fighting qualities to correct the |?! this comme tion leads ee We Whew yoo eek uw“ IEE Hie a a nee ayes impression and te ure our being let alone for another gen) Ply states take he nee aL there you will see the butter- < eontinued| "Don’t. think too hard of me, Mel,’ sation # as aon e gle to ak rote “AT 1o8 6 i eration at least. . ‘ {We had almost drained dry the cup | "he butterfly laughed loudly at 5 quite. a8] snestreter | Tileve Dop/te much that The point to be emphasized is that in each case we were | of ion that comes trom ma: | this. Indeed, he hard ecents Her mut abavesmmoney ee slive with unin, mistreated because it was believed that we could not o jieuat ace nt Hay pe a | that halt of his: | rely rolored nist T would i more | as he makes me very unhappy if 1 would not defend ourselve When we proved that we could and would we gained the respect of the entire world, h Now ac the Pacific there is China, a big country {from broader living is still a little | which wants to be let alone too. But China has been abused | {hinge n la. sponta digustiee. | and will continue to be abused because of this same belief |e nave. had ae doubts about it for something ese. The | satisfaction it comes | ahovt j eusive that she cannot protect herself. But we have had # taste of it, and | If China had a navy which could fight like the American | fllen unde n j aad ae . ee | Weare stilla little sty, but un navy did in 1812, or if she could equip an army capable of | co Gigs fail we shall continue to taking care of things as the American army did in 1918, then! gotr and) occ the sunt the rest of the world would decide that it might pay to let} with increasing shamele jRardloss how the efficiency exy tear their hair, A few more y AM | and we may have the repmtatic China alone to war out her own destiny. Both America and China want to be let alone. Unele is let alone and treated with respect because he has proved} seing many of us the most! that he knows how to defend himself and punish his ene-|ehirmine cart cultired loafers in mies. China is not let lone and is not treated with respect |{™ Seat A MI because she cannot defend herself. tured toafer: The mistaken pa s in America would reduce us to - i the helplessness of China. They say that such an example would induce the rest of the world to follow our example. But China has not been able to induce anybody to di A Her helplessness pitiful but eloquent: warning to the United States. If we want Europe to regulate our busine BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON and overrun our territory all we need to do is disarm until | we ve become harmless as China. The nthe Twins met in for exploitation is even richer than the Chines ond cena waa she Mane ADVENTURE OF Z ee prospect. a mandrake is a lovely flow er that grows in the spring, unc cute little green umbrella-teat, known to many people as the May-| apple blossom, But not this r This WORSE? hington’s women police gives out an in- terview in which she asserts that the morals of the modern girl are rapidly going from bad to wor She cites condi- tions she, as a policewoman, has discovered, as corroboration of her statement. But are they, really There i ter freedom than ever before, certainly. And undoubtedly there are more cases where girls of good families run afoul of the police. But the average girl is probably The head of W. ndrake! as most unus! hody and a ’ him owas a ssed_ neatly i "said Naney and a whole lot better than “Did you see any stra: she ever w; Better equipped to face the world and tak» a le eee Belong tot a : een and they are lost. her own part; better equipped. to be a good wife to some [Run iat nomen far tea ws man or to go it alone, whichever is to be her part; better -hack | equipped to enjoy life and make it have the most meaning for her. More power to her. She meets you on an equal footing, she’s candid, she’s self-reliant. Don’t worry about her. males te ———— Queen doesn’t care for @n honey on her bread. The p Dh! Oh!” gasped the duck. “I almost fainted. anya ‘The Fairy ng but s stole AQUL TION the bees and brought ther If] Just where does self-government cease to be a blessing, | os. °° thom; will yon (please: ‘tell if anywhere? Sure, we will” said) Mr. Mf; eo grandly. “We'll he * Ordinarily that sounds like a ridiculous question. 4 R A , swe know how, if they com But consider the plight of a large mid-western city. Under a new state law, only a small amount of bonds ean} be voted by the council; the rest have to be passed on by the people. As a result, this fall will find bond issues for more than $50,000,000 up for approval by the voters. And there’s a serious chance that, confronted by such a staggering total, the voters will turn the issues down indis- criminately, even leaving the city unable to pave its streets or install its water mains. And this raises the question: Are such matters better left in the hands of the council, or must the voters pass on every penny that is to be spent? And they passed on. Next the Twins met a griddle-cake the He said ddle- cake. “How are vou?” “Pretty well, thank you, Twins in surprise. “And you “Light id the ow are as a feather,’ Up to this time none of the New York newspapers have | blamed the unusually hot summer on to the Volstead act or the Tennessee anti-evolution law—but the summer is still young. In objecting to Mr. Doheny’s statement Senator Walsh says among other things that it reflects on the entire cabinet, and this, of course, causes the senator a great deal of mental agony. Who remembers the old fashioned politician who con- | sidered it a privilege to be permitted to carry a torch in the parade on the Saturday night before election? One statesman says that in America the people ought to vote as they drink. But if they did this their first vote might be their last. THE TWINS |! 1 thought] b jof the leading musical shows | divided be | at one table. do not hate enough to supply his luxurious tastes. Attys | ebvtousiy clever worn d her te Presently she drt rs, and morning when you found am} mounting her horse rode away, after | 1. He cantiae Lalas cree, gaat oT n eful 1] last } pron to meet me the next day | Mist in fome.w: ¥ Locking. ame place. eA esaate qui nt off, arm in] “Determined to keep, my identity “ail the t 1 knew I have been a very wicked woman, Mel, but 1 hope 1 have not ruined watched in the them | se ret, I went to my attorneys — the dis. morning and asked them to ar- t xe with some other attorneys for | your life.’ ” The next met was/a]a client who must be nameless to that a terrible thing, Little scholar. He was out of af old in trust the sum of $25,000 for | ) . for any woman to do? Do Miss Madelaine Menjies, to be paid! y lame ‘him for never believing in o be or not to be that is the] to her in full or in such’sums as she again? the question, . me, Leslie,” said Me 4 ed Nick] “1 have not time, Leslie, to go into ave never allowed ail. a womasi to come into my hfe except this in de Suffice it to say that “said the seholar.|jefore the book store was purchased an amusement, for which I have he question and went through, | was head over s paid them. 1 have found ne ton asl heels e, whom TScould buy. them, and having ees are Fost] f.tuously believed did net have the | bought them, T have considered them und we'd like to know if you saw] Qichtest idea of who the man was|mine to keep or throw aw: ing her to be his wife. the reed, after a little asty wedding, then to her my real name. (1 asquerading under the t Brow Two weeks 1 met her in the w slie—my Lady t you have re good women in the world. this and involuntarily ing: who was of hes i ere I rose at out both my hands, say The world is full of good women, he! Mr. Sartor The man ¢ ly and drew him. “I know at least there is one good woman in the world, and my heart is full of the joy that I have had the privilege of knowing.” asped my hands warm- slightly nin my y all went spite of anything 1 could do, few week: well, ne begin to droop, She said tired of the same- the water, I hastily steamed il [into port at Marseill und) the} “Leslie, do you not think it is time morning after we dise ked I] we were yoing home awakened to find that she had left] 1 looked up to see Jack and Syd me, leaving a note saying it was all | beside me. a plan to get enough money out of | (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Ine.) ie of the he kept 5 jalong the busiest thoroughfare in conductor, town unobstructed. Political pull] mean things about the train. Finally ew York, July S counts for more here than in any|the conductor lost | patience and of its little cone jother community in jeriea, yelled out, “Why don’t you get off misbeLefs about many . AMES W. DEAN. | and walk?” “1 would, but, you see, s ut my destination are not me until the. trai the passenger.— most common one, of course, ut anything or anybody originating of the Hudson is rustic, ru devoid. of mer: the men who have made es along Broadw west of the Hudso peculiar, thing about many of them is that they sooner or later come to e the same fatuous conceit, Yet on the other hand Eugene probably A st playwright, wr ympathy and” understs trange and unfamiliar to] And he was born at! 3 fourth street, in of Longacre Square| and the very cradle of the — stage. His father, the great James O'Neill)! s then the leading thespian o ut White Way. ON THAT SLOW TRAIN A man was riding on a train of a jerkwater railgad. In the presence AHA, EVERETT, I'm JuST SETTING BACK }FROM MY TRIP. LET’S PARK. HERE A MOMENT —— I MUST SHOW YoU SOME OF MY SOUVENIRS. the ver of Broadway (and) more or less universal) is the superstition concerning the number! 13. The Times Building has no floor; hat number, the elevator skip-| to 14. Other building urse of the number by} the thirteenth floor as The chorus of one Another conceit jenating: 1 or IN THE MUSEUM, WHEN THE GUARD WAS NOT LOOKING, I CUT TH LEATHER STRAP OFF OF ANDREW JACKSON'S OLD TRUNK. ‘THIS PIECE OF STONE I CHIPPED OFF OF PERRY'S MONUMENT. almost disrupted because none of the! kirls wanted to be thirteenth in line as they went on for the f e The other night a party cabaret had ause it cons | they did not want to risk sitting all But some of them risk- us 13 drinks of bootleg ed_as many ae Ae THIS PIECE OF -— Her name is Dai She born in Moscow. This particular Moscow is a little hamlet on the! banks of the Ohio, But her name} is carried in the list of the chorus as Dagmar Dombrowsky press agents send out ie: how the Red raids in Russia reduc- { ed her Moscow relatives to ‘poverty j and she thus s forced to work for! a living. This is another conceit of Broadway. You can't get along with-! out bunk. (TO MAKE YouR. COLLECTION COMPLETE, {mR.VANDAL, YOU NEED ONE \ THING MORE — HERE'S A PIECE ge ev MIND !!! Throngs choke Longrace Square j at theater time and traffic is ae] ed. Yet the other night everything } came to a standstill as three motor- | cycle cops streaked down Broadway with their hideous sirens going full blast. They were followed by a limousine traveling at least 40 miles an hour. It contained one fat, in- significant-looking woman, probably a relative, guest or friend of some The younger generation seems to have changed the old song to read “Be it ever so humble there’s no place at home.” | 11's never too warm for cool giances. city official, Thousands were incon- venienced so that she might pass Ha’nted Again | towards | SATURDAY, JULY 25, 1925 The sea used to be a plac THE SEA’S LONELINESS IS NOT SO LONELY NOW By Chester H. Rowell e to get away from the world. | Voyages were long and isolated. The ship was a part ;of the sea, the play of its w | . Thrones might fall or ri miracles; gossips, scandals a nd excite the people of the native, but an intruder ‘in th The Wireless News, mor | the baseball scores, the stock what you have been used to Your friends ashore send ings in return. The voy: your shipmates; before yo land again. It ise It is more than com- }fortable; it is luxurious, It is what most of us want. But it is not the sea. | Wh re the Sea Still Nevertheless, if you can get away, vo to sea. And if you would really love the sea—go to the South Pa- ci The writer has spent many months on its azure waters, and has found no voyage long enough. There is no sea so gentle when it is at peace, none so awe-inspiring when hurricane or typhoon rage: Mostly, it is a friendly sea, stirred only by the steady breath’ of the tepid Trades. The long, low. swells seem the pulses of an infinite vhythm; the blue would pale the Mediterranean, and the sweep of the frigate bird, the flash of the flyi | fish and the spout of an occasional | whale furnish all the variety the scenery needs. | In the far South Seas, tiny coral islets may fringe the horizon with \ their cocoanut-fronds, or an nal black woleanie peak abruptly from the sea. The red ball of the sun plunges | at evening into its bath of molten gold, and by night unfamiliar con- Stellations dot the purple sky. Regardiess of where you ure going occa- jdlse going, is an endless over the sea of sea joy. |" And if, once on the voyage, the FABLES ON HEALTH HOW TO GET THE SPECKS OUT | The sea is no longer lonely. You go to sea in ¢ hotel, driven by machinery and manned by mechanics; not a ! of the barber’s wares, the gos: are fuir- ly settled down to sea’ you are on Has Romance inds, the product of-its forces. | The spirit of the voyager merged in that of the sea. se; science might reveal new nd politics might fill the press land—what cared the seaman? Today’s barometer and tomorrow’s weather were far imore interesting. The winds, the white sails, and the cour- age and skill of men determined our voyage. | We were citizens of a tiny world, afloat on the limitless deep, indifferent to the brawling of men and nations, and happy in the peace of the great spaces. floating e deep. ning and evening, brings you quotations, the advertisements ip of the ship and the rest. of think is important news. greetings, and you send greet- There are fresh flowers on your table, and you eat fresh cold-storage food—just what you had at home. ge-is almost too short to get acquainted with sleeping waters suddenly seethe and foam, the typhoon zips and cuts, not a wind, but an explosion, und the great vessel fights und struggles and wins: is an interlude to remember forever. If you feel the call of the sea, an- swer it if you can, And count your- self happy if Fate sends you to the South Seas. Wan Greece Ready To Be a Republic? Greece was doubtless right in get- ting rid of its old dynasty, because it was the wrong dynasty. But was it right in thinking itself ready for a republic? The recent upheavals, the seizure of power by the military, the establishment of dictatorship, scarcely indicate it. “Government by the people” is more than a right. It is an achieve- ment. It has to be earned. The ancestors—if they were the cestors—of the Greeks earned it. hen they lost it. After centuries of friendly domina- tion by Rome, followed by centuries fi and then of senile stag- nation Byzantine rule, came other centuries of Turkish oppres- sion. For scarcely two generations, there has been experience in modern government under a western. king. Now comes the sudden plung into republican responsibility, and. it is evidently a deep one. The world, which reverses the mem- ory of aticient Greece, und is sym- pathetic with the aspirations of modern Greece, will hope for the best. Foreign bodies lodged in the eye, nose, ear or throat are always an noying and many times cause serious irritation. When usual methods to dislodge e foreign bodies are not readily sful ua physician should be foreign sub- y be rubbed. If the object is beneuth the lower lid, the lid should be drawn down, while the patient looks upward. permitting, the substance to be If beneath the upper j stance may he rey hold of the raising the edge of sti the lid Sometimes the corher of a dry, clea handkerchief may be used to remove the object. A few drops of warm water placed in the eye by means of an eye dropper are often beneficial. A pinch of snuff or ground pep- per, to induce sneezing, will oft cledr the nose of a foreign body. the mouth and opposite nostril being kept closed. Sweet oil or warm water used in a syringe may be used to remove an It may be necessary to turn a_pa- tient upside down in order to clear the throat of a foreign body. Often the substance can be removed by ating, or drinking or by w sound slap of the back. TOM SIMS Sometimes we wonder if an evo- lution trial doesn't come near show- ing evolution is tru The most conservative man in our town is thinking about taking off his heavies next week. One thing you can see by the moon is there are no germs in kisses. how foolish he i A wise man is merely one who keeps his friends from discovering This weather makes us so lazy we take short cuts when we go walking. Try to stop something and you are liable to start something worse. Nothing tickles a flivver so much as seeing a big car stuck in the mud. A street car is what there are al- ways seats in when it is coming back from where you are going. First thing you know it will he time to start looking for the first signs of fall. ¢—_——_——. RIE | A THOUGHT ! ee Behold, I hi refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen the i. “e furnace of affliction.—Ina God takes a thousand times more ains with us than the artist with his picture, by many t of sorrow and by many colors of circumstance to bring man into the noblest form which is highest and in his sight.—J. Tauler. WEALTHY PRINCE OF 1 TO VISIT SOUTH Buenos Aires—(P)—It ina nounced that the Maharajah of Kn- purthala, one of India'n wealthiest princes, will soon be a guest of Buenos Aires, having wiready |served an entire floor in the elty Alargest hotel for himself sand suit The Maharajah will he the first tu ing prince of India to vinit Argen- tina and he ia expected to arrive a fow days before the Prince of Walon, This Indian prince, who hax heen a ruler since the curly aye at three years, cauxod a xennation some yeurn ago by marrying the Spanish dancer, Anita Delgado, and ty a well known figure in the capitola of Rurope. Me always travela/in rent atate, with a numerous retinue, and an extras inary quantity of luggage. The Ma- proved his loyalty to the Empire during the World British war by placing his entire yearly in- come of more than $3,000,000 at the disposal of the British Government. FAMOUS YELLOWSTO! GEYSER SLIGHTLY SLOWS UP’ ACTIVITY Yellowstone National Park —(?).- Even Old Faithful, supposed to be the most constant, and certainly the most celebrated geyser in the world, is undergoing changes. This year Old Faithful is erupting every 67 minutes and -his outbursts last for about five minutes. In the memory of living scientists this geyser be- came active every 60 minutes, and there ix much speculation to changes beneath the earth’s surface which are slowing down this old wonder. Many geysers in the basin of the Fire Hole River, the greatest geyser area in the world, have ceased shoot- ing entirely within the last 50 years, while others, which were formerly inactive, are again shooting. Old Faithful still sends steam and water into the air té@ height of 150 to 200 feet and is surrounded day and nigh’ by throngs of tourists awaiting his outbursts. A PRIZE TIGHTWAD We met Atchison’s best known Tightwad Inst Sunday and he was very, very happy. We asked him why the jubilation. have just had exceptionally d luck,” he said. loxt_ a dime going to church, but I found “it while going home from church. “I had saved it for the church.” Atchison Globe, ii | LITTLEJOE | —————_—_____————_-0 Be. A Goop IDEA \SN'T WORTH A WHOOP UNLESS You MAKE USE OF ITN e- - wor oe >