The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 21, 1925, Page 2

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Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) (Oficial City, State and County Newspaper) OLD “IRONSIDES” Plans to. raise 300,000 to save the famous frigat: “Constitution” or “Old Lronsides,” as she is better known. | have been announced by John G. Price. of Columbus, Ohio, Grand Exalted Ruler of the Benevolent and Protective Order P iks. The plan will be forwarded by the Klks and the officers of the lodge expect to raise the money from th 1,000,000 members of the order and from the school childrer of Americ It is stated that the plans have the approval of Secretary of the Navy Wilbur. It is planned to have ker visit every school room iny America to tell the stor Old Tronsides tin and ta} enlist the sympathy and efforts of the children in savine:| her from dissolution. No contribution of more than ten cents will be accepted. The history of “Old Ironside is, of course, well known toy every school boy. She was launched in October, 1797, and} from that time on her record was a memorable one. Her exploits in the War of 1812 and against the pirates of Tripoli | will never be forgotten. | The tough planks which won for her the name of “Old | lronsides” came from the forests of Georgia and her masts were of New England pine. Paul Revere, on a government | contract, furnished the brass and metal work which went ; | the Navy Department ordered her scrapped. But | Oliver Wendel Holmes, the young poet, penned his famous : lines which stirred the country and her “tattered ensign” was kept waving. The ship served as a training ship for the Naval Academy for many years and finally in 1897 she was towed into Bos- ton liarbor where she now rocks idly at her moorings, her; stout planking waterlogged and her masts and rigging long | vanished | Plans for her preservation include the building of a new | hull and fitting her out as a patriotic shrine for the:-coming generation, | THE REDS ARE BUSY The National Republic devotes much space to exposing the activities of the revolutionary radicals. In the cu number this Washingtno periodical points to the evidence of “red” activity in the United States and throughout the world. It $ “The Moscow government is waging war on all communist government wherever an opportunity offers to undermine or overthrow existing institutions. It is as re- lentless in its warfare against governments which have recog. nized Russia as against those which have not. Soviet agita- tion has much to do with the wars waged against Spain and France in northern Africa. The soviet ambassador to China is active in trying to convert Chinese opposition to European and Japanese aggressions into a general Eastern uprising against not only Europe, but America, which has always been China’s best friend and has indulged in none of the practices which have hindered European powers in China. What Russia seeks in China is of course not the welfare of Chir but to use China as a pawn in the world-wide communi. game of destroying civilization. United States are active in denouncing the attitude of Amer- ica toward China and alleging that the United States has impel istic designs in the Orient. The statements arc used by soviet representatives in China admission on be- half of this country that Amer playing the Furopean game in the Orient. The purpose of this team work between the Moscow dictators and their sympathizers in this country hon is to make serious trouble for the United States not only in| & China but in the Philippines.” GAIN FOR McADOO Political observers are characterizing the announcen of Senator Underwood of Alabama, that he intends to r at the end of his present term, as forces in the Democratic party. In making this observation they point out the fact tha Senator Underwood is a conservative, and has generally op- poséd in the councils of his party, doctrines to which Mr.} McAdoo has been committed. They point out also the fact that if Senator Underwood bad not captured the Alabamal delegation in the Democratic national convention of 1924 it would have gone to McAdoo, as the forces of the Californian | were very strong in that state. With Senator Underwood relinquishing control of Democratic affairs in Alabama it is predicted that the state will give its delegates to McAdoo next time. | There is no doubt now that Mr. McAdoo is an active can- | didate for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1928. | He. will be opposed as before by Governor A] Smith and the powerful eastern group of Democratic politicians, and unless some unexpected way is found to make peace, it is predicted that the Der ic national convention of 1928 will be fully as stormy ifs immediate predecessor. tire a victory for the McAdoo Se: stor Norris, of Nebraska, declares that people would | do well not to belong to political parties. The himself Vhat luxury only one day in every 7 day: he runs for re-election to the Senate as a Republican. He has never permitted his enthusiasm as an independent to carry him to the point of running on an independent ticke’. | The New York Times asserts editorially that the me- tropolis is an-“intellectual summer resort.” This doubtless means.that New Yerk is a good place to go when you want to give your intellect a vacation. | Over in Egypt they have dug up from the ruins some eye paifit which was used by the Egyptian belles fourteen thou- sand years ago. What is eye paint — something that the mogern flapper has overlooked? REA RIEL A SiS AE 2 ABRs | been he Soviet sympathizers in the | | Ni | cused. mg tie day. AS THEY S interes mae! wh people, Hirect ratio \ toe writer ments merely of trained of iristopher o Deatehe T wered that the amy mut altitude prin the wr democrati striking vat ind tre takes iter likewi man dowit haps ¢ American truck Nien tne favorit in de way knoek & It note t politer srerbts snl bi ne v THE POSTAL 1 (Chicago Tr The postmaster postel deficit S40.000,000. That for Am not expect taxp maken should do that if tl and serv survey excentiv accomp could and much more effici We have urged tha ut our plea has | forty iillion louder than we can. retrenchment, repext by Mr, Cootit as much to the v # committ + both een cut t Y post. ictim of ‘pe and undoubt ition in the economy and effic economy is get the iob don jee, The sur ed. would op swe in without loss ang, indeed, with ee of efficiency d S Q New hoth sid which ar discussed In Che press of EE US ~ fa tund in mn, in writ chan? Americ German r Damocl promot iple w riter S his equ 1 ye. e ready Ww doc uragi courte observ has ved of PERICEES yume) eral repor approximating, remind We ¢ ayer wish tat the postal) yon hi are confide: > departme ena thorou much less expensive ent, t this ve don may sped The duty edly ly below of which s oa danger © has alwa dlitical cat ety needs intere: Hiency, t Sin the watchword of the sdministration, this is the time to in the postal serv have sugges ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBER' though bees, and nothing abou hi and twelve jurors had been member id the awake. lose me s me y want to tai nd Lm i itness, plea: first ck Maker what you ick tek e could was “tallow, “The witne the prisone Call t The next Majo Sheep must he eri next person “State what you know of t ep ‘k Shes © 1 stretch over them,” said the Dru The Black Sheep s than ey 0.1975 oy for something on. What are we to do TS BARTON ht L the Twin nd of Wo: y Queer we we now kno d the Bla gath ked t your Bla man no my tempe awake myse ke a nap. se." The first witness was the Candle know of t Black Sheep, rappin Maker promp shivered. O. not bear mentioned be a fi ed. “He person, p was the D fend ise he « sharply, know anythi £ sheep. skins when I break M h To speak of sheep-skins MEA SERVICE mC, preacher us| ng. e THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Too Many Green Apples ql on a y does not nvike al ty 1 thing else but himself was than talking of tallow. “Is everybody here a friend of the demanded the Black . “The witness is ex- He * shouted the Seare-Crow Mouse andthe Saw- and the Match Seller and everybody in the Land of Wonder Queen—T mean went on rock- 1 at 1 it Hi a —CONTINUED newhat restle that she. Are of trial aid quise sayi it Ww » to see this thing re they not guilty of king, what was the \ th ot! lie to f Im not go you that will make (He did not used It was done » impersonally ds him of The July King scratched his head. “Ll be boiled if I know,” he said. “It was something or other.” Nobody remembered what the trial o the Twins were found and allowed to go fre the May Pole Queen—I “Find your partne King, call the figur p to the right, lavenders pink and blues fall in | between.” t when the T ny so nal that it ce s ui ni Ity for Ma, en, te I Veaid the the the Vouly Qu * every bod ae | Oranges s\ lito the left, ce ns looked at the ing, he was sound asleep. The next ‘thing they knew the queen vy . too, her waterfall a 4 zl. One by one the others beg awn and then to stretch and fini y were all a 1 untroubled se: from all worry and c only one half hour to! your life and mine, and make you understand Ithat you n will ever s 1 cht 1 wai so f for me at turned “This is no. w j We'd better be goin; | (To Be Continued) u ri 92: NE. Service, Inc.) (Convent at of the be: ! alway tunes in) Aferica. were not cur: * s," ‘he 1s. n= | V's to Surely, though ¢ MARQUISE uncom- at all first tu “L must talk fast, however. I have out of nt thing et as us. selfish in story. ! my sur- + and I knew he had ad one of the greatest for-| these had! I made some ryone with all that money. 1 would by poor perhaps -: The Tangle +) Wh xroup that they ark, “E know of what is what ery thinks cling the gl ut. Nearly every tell th | saved from th 1] I could| 1 did,; eh Tha hing more| other 1 ran Leslie. when he sees obe in the finest. yacht person fn me what he could do e one happy. you 1 was cu rsed If I had been e had to work, and been doubt of my fellow boredom with life. been told s would I have always. ce two people t am b away st friend when 1 rs old. me behind Onl: ude the faci my that I belonged to him ins: I felt sure | wife’s lover. a jot for me. ‘ mother, whem everyone said esembled. of my a stick betw costliest | buy. | fussing | lolli yacht “Yes (Copyright, motor When other about during their college on, TE x on the deck of the finest little money could buy the ather with my he gave me When ther « hobby horse with legs, I had the money rivers, io ers. rythine ck | ‘| i he | who sleep on i hes shoul live in clean pi | Hl ¢ a girl had on an i large as her bath- | were absent. lf | 1) Clothes are so foolish. ‘Toes feel} The new ha of a bread, ‘kled ch Equ its towers like mii desert... ure, if ‘ould ¢ Building with irets in the M; .A beautiful pi rather gin) ers It cuts off fine south- Hotel roof, from a week in Wound in wild their arm: s sunburned Fs flowers that to a former ¢ to the sub ster bringing her orphan the and aut look m much better when you let them just roam at large i he} reach the children table manner Then they won't get into the soup or spill the bea i — | | and human fish stay in! pte r their he | ne} Every summer seems to go | with the | yi heat. i | of % First thing afte re going to put a our clock is now. n 2 getting rich we} lendar where! ‘ H It’s hard to get fleas off a dog, but! you can get the ticks out of a clock! with a hammer. ng to} would be more fu w making alls Pi was ap | Muzzles. oS | But a gold fish doesn't have such! 1 hard life. Even if one has a cold he doesn't need a handkerchief. } FANNY says Id fish to, If you could teach a f in he would be hand f getting! cobwebs off the ceiling. bright! bebent e has a TO STUDY RICE GROWIN' AGRICULTURE Tokyo, July 21—(). ment of agriculture is planning to send an expert to the United States! to study and report on the agricul-| tural situation, especially with regard | to the gultivation of Japanese rice on Americhn farms. The output of Japanese grain ‘n| America is suid to have been on the| {increase up to 1923, when 270,000,000 | pounds were produced. The subse- | | quent decrease is ascribed to the rise! in dollar exchange against monies of importing countries. | In addition to studying the rice cul- tivation situation in America, the ‘agricultural department investigator i will also look into the system of sell- ,ing farm products and the supervision of traffic bearing upon agriculture. Il CAN 1] The depart: | <y TOUR ) )erancaas { | | Music in itself is never immoral, | A wife can make her home happier and can be made immoral only by with more skilleting ning, ~ and less pa an- the association 1 ith ‘improper words, ! i, 4saue.John Phil WeatT THIS is tli? Tus 13 A QHFETERL AND TE YOU WANT TO HAV] FACS STEAMED @2AN TELL WAGRS alll oe TUESDAY, JULY 21, 1925 “SOLID SOUTH’ WON'T GO REPUBLICAN—NOW By Chester H. Rowell Former Governor Glasscock of West Virginia advises ithe South to change its politics, not, of course, by going Republican, but by part of its people becoming Republican. and by part of its elections going Repubiican, part of the ‘time. i Even with the Democrats normally victorious, he would ilike enough opposition to make the victory interesting, and enough jealous watching to keep the Democrats straight. ; It is, of course, good advice, but it wilt take more than {argument to do it. If part of the negroes would become Democrats, it would jbe easier for part of the white people to become Republicans. i Also, if there were a real rivalry between par and both of them wanted negro votes, as they do in Indiana, ‘it might restore real negro suffrage to cémpetent negroes, | without danger or domination by the incompetent. \ The Only Reward H Can Get . Dr. Callander of San Francisco has just received a medal ‘from the American Medical Association for a new method iand apparatus for taking the temperature of the human | body. { Under the ethics*of the medical profess: {only reward Dr. Callander will get. | If it were a busirféss invention, business ethics would }expect him to patent it, and c| } re: ‘alties for i Medical eth | discoveries to d e this is the arge use. requires medical disclosed in full, rge for the tis, in facts to tell the real from the |false, in medical claims. If ‘it is a seeret, or a patent, exploited on business principles. is a fraud. known as the in the tradition re courts of kin group that suy kits own not Get in, se {| | Couldn't and A pmitted suicide é nts do not go es of life strugile, j and failed, | Most. aspi | But a million minor trag Lare incident to t egotist does care self in his own mind r to other people, he cepts the dictum of as ppointer thin inferior ° Certainly | Tha : posed to speci ments, and pro i a t more fun Pblows his brains out. FABLES ON HEALTH GO SLOW WITH IODIZED SALT » which has been ree © of goiter ne used inju lodized ommended i dren, extensively, mi when used by 1 ady developed. s is the opinion of Dr. 0. , Cleveland, O., one of thorities on the vention of-goiter. xperien in Cleveland. cordin . Kimball, indicate it whi 1] amount of iodine is effective in the pre’ used by per: : comparatively simple cc he converted into It also has be: ber of adults, P.]to the eff the | oped a te pre- | using iod In Michigan the state department of health has begun an investisation to determine the results of the use of the salt. | ons having ¢ aroma that brings) a payment substanti ny who pa p, the funny does he tunnel a delic ly higher than nostalgia toni member, eveu at of any ac including the chi FAULT UNDER Rt BLAMED FOR Q Tokyo) opini on the-recent earthquake in the Ta- jim which took se has been sub- mitted Hiratsuka of Hyogo-ken b mura of the Tokyo Imperial University, th Je shave himself used Girls everywhere w woman of fifty or more. nat sa double chin, eached ¢urls, a large pink picture hat ahd — flim: dresses, She flirts with the youn men who pass report The belt running northeast to Sabae tows Nakamura stated: of an earthquake from Aomori, in the the neighborhood of n Fukui prefecture on the Japan sea coast, been well known, but in this zone no strong shock has ever been recorded. On the’ south-western Japan including Inab d 1 Oki province: ¢ of import since the 3 Iniversity. In a Greenwich Vi a grou peculiar age restaurant young men everal < Well, take all ki people to make a world, I suppose, but there are some complexities in ‘the human make-up past. understandin A legless man on roller pulled along by his dog. to be amused and few. buy pen nelined to attribute the the recent destructive quike to a deep fault below the mouth of the } i mentioned by spected the might have Three different places era a being held on the sidewalk. fear of the cops. Why should there be when bars and bootleg joints are run openly, some of them with their doors and windows wide open during the heated spell? | river mouth mentioned. sounding of the sea botto: river’ mouth might furn a y afternoon andia half hol- 1s freed from work strolling the shop windows, looking at ful things they are unable to ecugse the shops ure closed- they couldn't afford them, anyway. |, A THOUGHT | ———_._-- I have learned, in whatsoever state th hilip- along beauti ‘Theatrical performers standing ‘in leyways getting a breath of fresh r between appea and great incon In one group are in he: and the ther- monfete 93 in the shade Chgrus girls with very little on, but lesfweary afd hot with their work and wishing they had, even less on. A great stage beauty ‘with her mas- in streaks upon her looking most unbeautiful. Heaven protect the poor working girl! = re needed to make nothing can mak content; that is why most miserable. Rochefou s they present. adian woodsmen la fool are L. OPERA e1 WITH JA a y Alaska, July 21. tonsil operation was performed W. Council of Cordova, with knife and denatured alcohol. When Dr, Council arrived at Bering River from a hunting trip he w called on to handle the-« no implements. With th fit he performed the operation with success. No anesthetic was adminis- tered. The alcohol was used to ster ilize the knife. | BRITISHER . COLLEGES ARE SPORT London— ()—That — univer owerseas have gone mad on sport one of the notes made by Sir Ernest Bain, Chairman” of Committee of the Leeds who recently returni to universities in Canada United States. In a lengt every univer ity the stadium pointed out with emphasis, the master of sport has a very comfortable position, and the tremendous emphasis placed on sport is causing university authori- |ties in America gr “T heard of ‘one SIRES SRE SSH LITTLE JOE > MAAN 1S AT FAULT - MEN HE CLAIMS HE WASN'T ANYR« enrolled as a member of the univer sity because he had exceptional abil- ity as a footballer.” Dealing with de: Ition-of the univers that in every American university ‘the alumni are well organized and powerful, so powerful as to create difficulty in many cases, as they not only lay down cOnditions upon which gifts are made to the university, but there is an active interference with teaching: On the question of salaries, after detailing the amount paid to profes- sors, he says it is significant that the individual responsible for sports | in’ all the great universities receives |