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PAGE TWO THE BISMARCK Matter, N - E . < GEORG iE D. MAN Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - z = = Marquette Bldg. i PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - i - MEMBER OF THE A: The Associated Press is exclusivel, for republication of all news dispatche: TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class "Publisher DETROIT Kresge Ridg. SSOCIATED PRESS | | { i Fifth Ave. Bldg. | |; Editorial Review rd in thin not express ribune. They ited here in order that menta reprodu column may the being the day. THE COOKING OF OLD ENGLAND (Duluth) Herald) | Having so often expressed appre: ; ition tor the substantial “quali: | entitled to the use)! credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news of | spontaneous origin published herein. cation of all other matter herein are also reserved. MEME AUDI Daily by carrier, per year Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPE (Established 1873) (Official City, State and Count BUREAU OF CIRCULATIO SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... . ‘Newspaper) $7.20 7.20 5.00 6.00 THE FUTURE nece: be such as will fit citizens for governing. Do we Americans ss? Are our institutions of that kind? When we attention to athletic: times wonder just what we are breeding. To be sure, when the next crisis men to lead us through it will appear. been developed, somehow, by our American i movie halls, bootleg SWIMMING The old swimming hole is an alluring place. give. comes to us, And they will have stitutio But they won't be the ones who were filling our cabarets, joints and notoriety seeking colleges. Surrounded by trees, far from any house or shop, it has a quiet privacy and solitude that no other bathing place can A self-governing people, it has been remarked, must rily breed governors—that is, their institutions must self-governing people, breed yovern- ee some of our colleges devoting most of their instead of to scholarship; when we st sensational, “sex appeal” movies drawing crowds of thou- sands nightly; when we see our dance halls and pool rooms jammed, our cabarets and roadhouses filled and our blind tigers and speakeasies doing a rushing business—we some- the right But as far as the youngsters, at least, are concerned, it is the world, is a whole lot safer. ad but true that the city bathing beach, ringed about with tall buildings and just about the most public place in} There are no life guards at the old swimming hole in the woods. If a young swimmer is seized by cramps, or strikes his head on a hidden snag when he makes a dive, there is no cue to save him except his own comrades. Stick to the city beach, unless there are grown persons along. The papers are too full of accounts of boys drowned | It doesn’t happen so often at the} at the old swimming hole. more populous places. PRIDE A certain amount of humility in nations is a good thing. No one likes to see any people too ches: But it seems to have been America’s fa to one extreme or the other. From the Civil War to the World War we were est people in the world. the people for whom the sun spun through space. Now we seem to be inordinately. humble. te to first? We're too worried about what. others think. Doe tinguished foreigner reach our shores, what do we a: Isn't it always “What do you think of Americ run either the chesti Nobody could touch us—we were The first thing is to get our own estimate of ourselves sized up prop- erly. Then we can go ahead and work for the goal ancestors set for u bors think or say THE GIRLS our chesty , and stop bothering about what our neigh- Announcement that Flo Ziegfeld is going to supervise a film production of one of his revues rqalls the oft-repeated statement that he “glorifies the American girl.” Mr. Ziegfeld provides excellent entertainment; but can’t we refrain from making that particular statement about him? In the first place the American girl doesn’t need glorify si intelligent ing. She is the prettiest, finest, bravest and most girl that ever lived, even if you do hear a lot about her faults every so often. ‘ are quite the ones to glorify her. lights. HAPPINESS —are pursuing pleasure, instead of happiness. happiness later on. is better. will give some super patriots the opportunity of Ai #mith and the New York legislature. use in warfare. European nations say that Uncle Sam must out a way to make wus pay the debts ourselves. to keep her gun-men at home. byte Sep kes @ new son funny shuffie- saben The declaration of independence sets forth that eve and we wonder ‘wheth { now, Charlie will use th yee And then, too, we doubt if the ladies of the Follies chorus Unless, of course, your idea of perfect womanhood includes complete sophistication fi to the point of cynicism, and the flashy type of beauty that is out of place anywhere except under the brightest kind of Right now our young people—and some of the older ones That is all right, too. Only when pleasure is pursued too ardently early in life, one often sacrifices his chances for Pleasure at the start is good, but happiness at the end Military experts say that women are going to play an important part in the armies in the next war. Doubtless thi: saying, “I regret that I have only one wife to give to my country.” \ It’s a good bet that one William G. McAdoo hasn't beer. ng un nights worrying about the trouble between Gov- Weather experts are now to be trained by the army for Doubtless this will make it unnecessary in the next war to call off any battles on-account of rain. lower his tariff if he collects his debts. They are still trying to figure \ | { human being is entitled to “life, liberty and the pursuit of ‘ happiness.” : Excellent. Only don’t get happiness confused with pleasure. i | Chicago wants to secede from Illinois and become a free city and Illinois will probably be willing if Chicago will agree “| thusiastic i | sugal ties of Jolin Bull, we hope wes! not be misunderstood if we refu ontradict the measured re-| marks of Sir Alf surgeon | to King Geort ing | lish) cooking. ppt | All rights of republi-! cently home from a visit, comments | the on the iboresomenes, of tudie cooking of h housekeepe: tion it shouid be urged; k ry is confronied | bles that | American cook. | tid there are onlyy three vegeta in England and} two of these cabbage. Tae housekeeper, therefore, Works un der difficulties But making allowance for these, | the American can hardly get en-| aver dl the | aver- ge middle class wowid appall the Somebody. ins | over English cooking. French chefs have «emonstr: that it is not essential that soups taste alike, but this informa: | tion seems not to ¢ penetrated the British Isles. The roast beet cid England is famous, though it | became so before Ame had learned how to develop the’ corn fed steer. Still there is no deny: ing that roast beef and -botled mut ton and cabbage, rather soggy cabbage, do pall on one in time. London hotel cooking, in the bet ter taverns, has been tempered by skill imported from France, But where this civilizing influence has hot filterec, things in a bid way. In a well ordered worid a ion that can pay off the Amer n debt ougi't to be able to serve good ibeetsteak with all the trimmings. But this seems not to tbe a well, ordered world. WE NEED A NEW WORD FOR “ENDIAN™ mbridge News Gazettey | ifornia Indian has started ition to abolish the word n” from ‘official nomencla ture and f an usage. properly +The | hould be | the American Invians | re concerned, it is a matter of sentiment, which perhaps few of jthem share. But there is a real reason of also. The American language has 1 for “native of India.” giish, they are “Indian our native Ame Red Indians,” In America call them “Hindus. practical convenience, no we are inclined tot But a Hindu is only one sort of people of In- dia. What are the others, and what in American, comprehends If we could fing’ some ple name for our nativ served for its name them coat “Indian” might be 1 proper meaning. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON Mrs. Sea-Cow took Twins by the hand. held out a flapper on eac Nancy took one, while Nick other. Away they ail went, through the Land of Wonders, to Mrs. Sea-Cow’s house. “It smells good,” said Nane: ing with her nose to the aij “It's the soup,” said Mrs. Sea-Cow. Henry is a good cook. But your grammar is faulty, my dear. You should say, ‘It smells finely.’ niff- his head out of the window no way to teach grammar.! smell finely or any when it hasn't any nose. u for the compliment, Come in, everybody.” house was built of which the sea was U1 roaring. It ‘was really a very isy house. you put out the best spoons?” ‘ow, running a flip- le to see if Henry! had dusted. | “Yes, my dear,” said Henr; the lump sugar. It was as y the table, but I fixed it. I shook a little powdered sugar over each lump} and now the dust no longer shows.” _ “Why, Henr i in a shocked e. “I'm not sure that that is the latest way of dusting " Then to ‘the children, have so few tors and we get so out of touch with the world! When! you go home do write us and tell u: the latest mode in sugar-dusting, won't you? But sit down or your cold tea will be warm and your hot! | ticking ‘That's at Too mal © 198d ev NEA SERVICE. mC lo, B | Grammar j not seen a sign of the Fairy Queen's “Worse and worse,” said Henry,j & ‘s! price of the jewel. Other men gather jeause they have seen it exa ny men who:cannot dancey! the y men whevcannot dance}! the THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE —s “Tas ENEMY AND HE IS OURS } soup will be cold and the hominy will be—" “Busted up,” said Henry. - “It’s swelled so already it won't stay in the dish.” ‘or shame, Henry sted’ indecd! ried his wite. ‘You should say said he. “I didn't But really, if you are both Excuse me,” mean to be impolite. you don't mind, s right?” asked Mrs. N | wrong.” Then what “Burst,” “Past tense said of burst is burst. “I haven't any more idea of what you are talking about than an oyster id their hostess. nmar I give up. n’t what it was in the good old days when I went to the Teeberg School and learned my three s's—swimming and—" “What were the other two?” asked Henry, wiping the soup off his long mustache. “I forget.” said his wife. “Starting a stopping,” jas of a cactus,” “But if i 1 sup- one thing it wasn't sup- Pi id Mrs, Sea-Cow. “I never heard anyone make such a noise with soup before." “Then you hear someone now,” said Henry, loudly supping another spoonful. Naney and Nick looked at each other, What a queer place the Land of Wonders was So far they had honey bees. _ (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)! i New York, July 15.—Even if the ers and missions, of romances and ing street. Every business in‘ ich man engages is represented on| that thoroughfare and they usually are grouped in sections. There is, for instance, an entire! block of stores which deal in second- hand store and office fixtures. Aj block of second-hand clothing stor: And a block of pawn shops. Com petition is the life of business and on the Bowery it is door-to-door com- petition. At Canal street there is a jewelry exchange in one big room. Thousand of dollars worth of jewelry exchan hands every few minutes. And outside on the street there is a fake exchange. You may see two] men, one with a gem and one with a roll of bills, dickering over the about and are convinced that the! stone displayed is of great value be- d. Eventually the man the’ jewel sells it to a looker-on. The purchaser, pleased with his bargain, hurries away to have the tone appraised. Told that no value, he generally rem: thinking the appraiser to get it from him for less than value, A drop of acid on the stone generally convMces him. Then he! hurries back to the curbstone ex- | change to get his money back, only | to find that he cannot locate the fel- low who took his money for spurious gem. A gem appraiser tells nie that he handles about half a dozen cases a day in which buyers have unwitting- ly bought bits of paste for real gems. the Why don’t the newspapers and the true-story periodicals which print that, sort of material obtain the confes- sions of a hair-dresser, manicurist or beauty parlor owner? I know a girl named Mazie who is a hairdresser in a shart beauty shop. And she is full of wisdom and of knowledge of human. nature. Mere is rather a typical occurrence in her shop. The other night a women with henna-red hair rushed in and said, “I know I haven’t an appointmen dearie, but. you simply must give me a treatment. My hair is . showing black at the roots and I just got « wire from the big boy. He's coming home tonight and he | Jack the Giant Killer yl ng j formed cripples on the boardwalk at Bowery were not cloaked with all its #nd the other $100. They were met colorful tales of Chinatown, of mur. bY their wives in a shining new sedan. = 0 tragedies, it still would be an inter- ex#minal Ze LEE | —— SS LETTER FROM 1 TO THE L PRESCC n why T could it, although ais some great re not be allowed to bus uldenot make out what the reason I pulled out a couple of hand- fuls of gold coin to tempt the old ly, when I added a third to it, 1 objections, and n that broke down his. Jet. me have it on the cond if he ever got h of the man statue he would let me*know and I was to come from any place on earth and buy it you ot bore you, 1 from him, “Jt is most different. viduality of. action. all these things. It is still-a fighting world. Riff tribesmen, but when they proved hard to subdue by orthodox methods, it considered using it on them and hesitated to join with the other na- tions in outlawing gas generally. Every Solomon Island cannibal goes armed all the time, and fighting is the chief concern of So would it be in civilized com- munities, if we had not organized them with fighting police, to fight to keep the rest of us from fighting. International ing from the Solomon Is! And Persia, France, the and American jingo isolationists are the chief influences to keep us in that stage. Freedom For Work, Not From It is not women suffrage, but the washing machine, that has emancipated women, said a speaker before the National Electric Light Association. In other words, real emaneipatjo: is freedom, not from autocracy, @ut from drudgery. That depends a good deal on what use is made of the i new leisure. ound a town looking for e curios, when 1 cane upon a little shop very near the vhich was the r There I found son for the ; an old man who spoke no English, and — who: That's the reason ling w oafter Mrs, ptt and her friends lunch with rm but he shook his head. Fi: “And of miles: you're going to. sail thou- o geta little piece of Chinese was one of those queer asked Jack incredulously, lects of which China is full. He w: Mr. Sartoris said. “I am very courteous, and we looked all sailing thousands of miles on a over his shop, but I found nothing that amused me. ‘At last he went to a desk and in a hidden drawer he found this piece of jade. I gathered from what | unique adventure even after you get it, Sar- id Syd quietly, “the two statuettes will still be parted, for you have just given M Prescott | one of them, you kno i “Don't, Syd,” I said. “Mr. = toris might feel called upon to give me the other statue, for 1 give him fair warning now, I shall never re-| said that it was not for sale, but that he awnted to show it to me. “As soon 3 as I knew this gem was I found myself wanting never wanted anything of his heart and there, x the woman one of the and unders' although 1 Americ: Chinese. There 1925, NEA Service, Tne.) y turn this one to him : “That's one of the idios ci “That's the American way," said of mankind,” remarked J -|Jack, “They smash all traditions, tentiously and probably Sartoris here will be “The man kept jabbe! ing around a very unhappy lit- and I onlv understood n, and you, my. dear, will be ind pure (Copyrigh’ much more comfortable at present |}@——-——————____® than the sweltering streets the | tle "The'sther nigh! the police we || . A THOUGHT | rested two men who posed as de-|&———————-—— jay to them that are of a fe: heart, Be strong, fear not.—| 35:4. One of them had $9& Coney Island. Let us worship without seeing; let us be silent; let us abide in peace.— Fenelon. Taken to Coney Island Hospital for n. Dr. Pearlman reported of them were able-bodied Hy “as straight as a die.” —JAMES W. DEAN. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) that bo! and phy y-three per cent of the people in Who's Who are college graduates. HELLO.— 1S THIS MR. TRUE =—} es UE; MY NAME IS BuzZER. 1 ee LIKE TO woes AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU FOR AN INTERVIEW, = X AM HANDLING A VERY ATTRACTIVE PROPO- | SITION.—* BES PARDONT* — WELL, ER- NO, 1 WOULD RATHER STATE THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS TO YOU IN PERSON. {IN THAT WAY, YOU See, THE WHOLE THING CAN BE LAID OUT You. [I/D Be TICKLED TO DEATH, MR. Bu2zZeEr, }TO HAVE A PERSONAL INTERVIEW, AND \YD SEE TOIT THAT YOU WERE, TOO PERSONAL CONTACT IN THIS. CASE (WOULD BE Best! Blow OUT HERE BoME EVENING To MY HOUSE AND, ‘BeLleve mc, IF THE WHOLE THING (ISNT LAID OUT BEFORE ARS THEN Yye LosT MY PUNCH «.. i} ried a red-headed woman There are not so many beggars in town in the summer as there are in >winter.” Alms-seekers’ go where ‘crowds go.+Also'the beaches are Of particular interest to sufferers from diabetes is the announcement from Paraguay that a plant has been discovered from which a substance 200 times sweeter than sugar ob- tained. A pinch of this substance is all that is ngeded to sweeten any kind of dish. Unlike sugar, this substance possesses none of the harmful qualities found in sugar. Also this glucosid, as it is called, The thing we fight for is not liberty. other man to forego the liberty which we have eagerly surrendered, and to join with us for uniformity, not indi- FABLES ON HEALTH almost | s WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 1925 IS LIBERTY GETTING JUST « ABIT OUT OF DATE? By Chester H. Rowell The best test of what we really value is to ffnd out what jwe will fight for. Once that was individual liberty. Inquire of the night riders, who run men down for exer- cising their individual liberty to refuse to cooperate with jtheir fellows, in the tobacco or raisin business. Ask of the “entertainment committee,” Ithe “scab” for exercising his individual liberty to stay out jof the union; or to refrain from striking. = 3 Ask of the trade association, which combines with the | banks and the wholesalers to bankrupt the dealer who exer- jcises the liberty of individual competition. Ask the Ku Klux Klan, who raid the man who was born Is it now? * that beats up It is to coerce the Our traditional theories compel us, in words, to condemn But on which side, in fact,’ do we fight? Not So Very Far From Slavery One week, Persia: introduces a Prussian system of uni versal military service, and the next week quits the arms conference rather than submit to the search of ships that | might be carrying arms. France, because it has been preaching the cruelty of poison gas, refrained for a while from using it against. the Drudgery is an eyil. But work is a good. Machinery emancipated men from drudgery, but they used that oppor- tunity, not to escape from work, but to accomplish more work. Unless this turny out to be true also of women, the electrization of the home will present new problems of neurotic idlenes: The “delicatessen wife” is not emancipated. She is a victim, de- prived of one occupation before she +; has adapted herself to another. The old inefficient home absorb all, and more than all, of a wom energy, just to keep it going. modern ‘electric, flat absorbs less than all of ‘it. It is a great opportunity, for the woman of brains, self-control and re sourcefulness. Inside or outside the home, paid or unpaid, she finds more inspiring ac tivity, in place of the dwarfing drudgery she has escaped. She is free, not from work, for work. But work of some sort is a ne sity, for the normal life of either men or women. The much but ful in hot weather, when sugar solu- tions ferment. is The plant goes under the name o7 ka-a he-c. It belongs to the family of Composites, of which the sun flower and daisy are familiar repre- sentatives. sweetness it contains is not but. a glucosid, somewhat r to that found in the licorice. The leaves are dried up, and a pinch of them added to sweet- en things. Or they may be soaked does not ferment, as sirup does. It|in water and a sweet liquor pre- might, therefore, be particularly use- | pared. bination of. “Blood and Sand” and TOM SIMS SAYS inging vine women ms : Most of these « are poison ivy. You would think an auto speeder would run ins' of walking when afoot, but he doesn’t. Don’t: hesitate about 4elling a man you wish to marry his daughfer. The chances are he wishes you would too. Babies have advantages. When one wants to leave a party all it has to do is ery a while, Remember the old fashioned girl who screamed when you saw her pic- ture in a bathing suit? No matter how hot it becomes you “The Sh As Don Pedro De Bar- z, while visiting in Lon don, falls in love with pretty Dolor Annesley (Miss Goudal), a notorious heart-breaker. Now The Spaniard has feminine London society prac- tically gt his feety.and it disturb: him not a little to be toyed with by this youngster. He determines tu tame her. \ As the picture progresses, Dolores learns that her latest conquest is nothing but a common bull-fighter, while The Spaniard, as a part of his plan to bring her to her senses, has her carried a captive to his castle in the mountains. She attempts to es- cape and Don Pedro orders her tu her réom where # scene, of which you have yet to see the equal, takes place. The Spaniard cows the girl into submission h a wicked look- ing whip and then, repenting for his harshness, consents to take Dolores riding. The girl takes advantage of this opportunity to escape. But it is a case of stepping from the frying pan into the fire, for she falls into the hands of a bandit gang. The can't. make friends by giving thém' Spaniard comes to the rescue, all dif- the cold shoulder. Even women who like bargains don’t care much for a man whose in- come has been reduced. Everything in its Knees are all right jn swimming, but they attract attention in a swing. One fine thing about this weather is you know it won't snow before morning. Work hard and do something xo your family.ean loaf and do nothing. The laziest man stretches out right after supper and sleeps until time to go to bed. As you look so are you going. And if you keep looking backward you will go that wa. Changing your mind too fast may get it twisted. Mosquitoes never temper you have. know what 9 oe ° Women's clothes may be the most sensible, But a man can't drop cigaret ashes down his collar. Distance lends enchantment except when you are out of gas. Some clouds have silver and others are silver coated. Kissing too much may make your nose flat. linings (Copyright, 1926, NKA, Service, Inc.) ! | AT THE MOVIES | ELTINGE THEATRE “The \Spaniard,”. adapted. from Juanita Savage’s novel of that name]. and. featuring Ricardo Cortez, Jetta Goudal and Noah Beery, is the fea- ture at the Eltinge for today and Thursday. « “Ths. Spaniard” .iy.a° sort gf com- i ferences are patched up, and every- thing, ends happily enough for all concerned. a‘ AT THE CAPITOL “When a Girl Loves,” Victor Hugo Halperin production opening at the Capitol Theatre tonight, is a film ablaze with coloyful scenes, thrills and surprising climaxes. It has been tistically produced by a man, who artistic to his finger tips, namely ictor Hugo Halperin. . The cast is a notable one and includes Agnes Ayres, Percy Marmont, Robert. Mc- Kim, Mary Alden, Kathlyn William John George (loaned by courtesy of Rex Ingram), George Siegmann, Ynez und William Orlamond, Hard tennis courts first were con- Sioned under orders of King Hen- ry 5 ~——__-—__________» ! LITTLE JOE | —————— WERE ARE ALWAV6 Two SIDES TOA STORY. BUT THE AVERAGE WIFE ONLy WEARS ONE: @. Lz’ *