The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 2, 1925, Page 4

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THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) CITY HEALTHIEST Rockefeller Foundation finds the state of general health in cities better than in rural district Attention to diet, sanitation and better housing evidently are the factors that | make the city dwellers more healthy than those on farms Less arduous toil and exposure to the cements ean be | added. The work of the man on the farm takes “more out of him,” to use a colloquialism, than the Jess strenuous ta of the man in the “biled” shirt or those of the “bobbed” flapper with the physical shortcomings of the manhood of the United States during the World War, discovered a similar condition. Taken as a group, the boys from the city “stacked up” better than the men trom back country. Their teeth had been cared for. In most instances their bodies were | better nourished, and defects common to the boy from rural sections were not as evident in the city lad who had been on | training teams and had come under the eye of a medical} expert during his college das | Diet seems to be a great factor in keeping the city dwell- ers “fit.” Contrary to general opinion the farmer does not consume as much green stuff as his brothers in the Hours of grueling toil in the fields whip up a voraciou appetite appeased often with heavy and greasy foods But the chief r n Why the city is more healthy is the care taken by health authorities to protect the water and milk supply. Strict supervision over the marketing of foods and quarantine in case of contagious di -in fact health | supervision makes the city as a general rule healthier for the general ma: than rural districts. | The facts disclosed by the Rockefeller Foundation are | merely another argument for extending health regulations to the rural secti Some progress has been made in this jine and conditions are better than a decade ago, but there is room for, improvement, The county is the natural unit for health work and educational effort along health lines | should proceed more intensively in the farming communi- | ties. SOCIALISM AGAT Benjamin C. Marsh is a keen student of economic condi- tions, but he has become embittered either by rebuffs or | because he is arguing from faulty premises. Most of his conclusions are socialistic. It is refreshing to note, how-! ever, that his appeal to class prejudice Tuesday evening | from the steps of the Postoffice building did not get the “hand” it would have had five or six years ago when the apostles of discontent were in the heyday of their acclaim. | With the fields promising a bumper harvest and prices | not too bad, the horny handed son of toil is drifting mor and more into the capitalistic class. He is even rubbing elbows with “predatory wealth.” He becomes uneasy under the tirade of the “soap boxer” who has a theory for every: thing and a soiution for all the ills that beset the body politic. Mr. Marsh has done good work in arousing the farmers and urging them to unite for the protection of their indus try as all other industry does. His tirade against Coolidge and the Mellon plan hardly squares with the logic of his address. It was too political in its intensity to be logical. Mr. Marsh is stealing “Bob” La Follette’s stuff. His remedy is the old, old story of the legislative panacea. North Dakota has tried this method and failed. It is paying the piper now. Price fixing will not bring relief and might work disaster for the farmer and bring the whole economic structure tumbling down. Mr. Marsh paid his respects to Secretary Jardine. Doubt- less he is routed to answer the arguments of this federal officer who is definitely opposed to the theory that pros- perity for the farmer can be secured from Congress rather than from the soil. | Wh many farmers, producing themselves into poverty, where would he have them go? They can at least eat on the farm and that is more than can be said for some of the city dwell- ers who are county charges. The farmer is no different from the manufacturer. He is getting his overhead down in North Dakota. Probably no crop in years has been put into the soil with as little overhead as that of 1925. It is not necessary to have legislation to limit produstion such as Mr. Marsh contends. The farmer can da it without law and is doing it. statistics as he never did before. his crops and using business methods which will get him farther than the fine spun theories of Mr. Marsh and his “People’s Lobby.” Those who sat on draft boards and were closely in touch! Mr. Marsh tells the world there are a million too \ , house of the Sour-Old-Woman. The intelligent farmer is studying crop , Gradually he is balancing | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Editorial Review || No Wonder the Monkeys Are Worried rs inay have both sides Important. issues which uve discussed In the press of LE GRAINS OF SAND nria Daily Gazette) inch, ent. vitory law pw ting Ue fear d imo th element al t \Uantic seab A former Kan t atta an, distr ty, f tenants ing vat for Samuel F, ¢ pat hous ved by i cause within the house $3 Detect did that the tena eight quarts of gin an Little by little, lithe clicks of padlocks and littie grains of sand, in the eraws of judges and districi Miment of New York and | is being made as tie ant land” of the Midwest. pie EFFECTIVE | AS PROPAGANDA | \ (Quincey Whig Journal) i One of the aphorisms about au | mobile driving when motor cars; ein swaddling cloties was thai! son heeded to learn to stop a well as to learn junction #5 erally About 1,700 told to sttan ines an hour and then stop within thirty-seven feet found that it to t prakes to do thes tr ft were sac sticks are at Lib eee continue with detective brak til they maim a pedestrian. Will they accept that ¢ Pr Iy hot) The greate fit that comes trom = br ped the Sour-Old- general alarm it sends to « all over that t oF in Pine F a bh. “The Pixies stole Brrctcha ee n Queen’s golden hive with! 1 bees in und she hasn't had na amiatler.. PAE 3 any honey on her bread for two days of the cara in Kansas City WET £0 We think the pixies put it in the throuh the free tests for brakes secret capb and we know that) offered by the satety council of you have the key that city, but hundreds of others!” "Why, E haven't any key,” denied Will be found making inquiries of the Sour-Old-Woman. garage men ohout adjust ji you have,” said Naney ments and have trowble corrected diop it under a stone d ‘Lots of people won't shut the a ee barn door until the is gone ae per. y of them will r to co} but the vast majort found alert an’ e 2 old jady, my blows, is it? be perate with safety reguiations that’s the way the when brought properly to their at- Come in and sit da 1 want you tention. ,to do me a great favor and if you Ripon lak, do. this for ine, I will give you the key to the secret cupboard in Pivie ~~] Cave. The pixies brought me the hey last night and [bid it this moun ADVENTURE OF | sy before breattarn” THE TWINS What do you wish us to do?” asked Nick. ae NTS 5 aan “I want you to go to Twelve BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON [ine sorcerer. and get me the m beautiful balloon in the world,” said she. “Now then,” said the Green Wiz- i> fl ard to N ya ick yen (To Be Continued.) knock at the do: (Copyright, 1925, NEA ) Woman - Who | Sour-Old- hy?” asked the Twin: ge cecaunen one atts New York—Croquet is achieving oda dGrheatonkunentetlen great popularity here. It is to laugh would find her fortune th as—eroquet in gay Gotham! Croquet balloon.” abarets! i “All right, we'll try Aaemnag ceeihe. the Words: saul ick greensw: Prospect. Park in exer caput top im Brookiyn aswarm the mal- le wont elyenuss eteers engaged in contesta of horse- do get in? Just do anything said the Green Wiza what it is, do it. Th sure to feel grateful , less polo. That has been ‘a familiar sight in Prospect Park for years, but this year another club has been .formed to oquet tournaments | in Central she » dg uf key to the cupboard in The Brooklyn Croquet Club has- So the ‘Twins started, They /had is dat years and. iis Jean Mey crossed a county and a township and, jonged such personages Bishop a town and a hamlet, and at last po G, Richardson, now of Atlanta; } they came to a rushing strea ev. D. C. Hughes, father of Charles Then the stream ab: d went along the three furlon| hing hes, and Mayor Gaynor. and a 1 land once played in the{ The only living! Rice. one of the | He is now 81, yet re j most active of its players. | Many changes have marked the| game ‘in recent years. It is now| | played with rubber balls instead of the old-fashioned wooden ones, and the mallets are longer. The champion of Prospect Park is/ Dr. G. J. Wardenburg. He is so expert that he has been ruled out of the annual tournaments after win- ning nine of th Under the waterfall was the stone The Twins went tap the door and sang out: s! Balloons! of balloons! a gO &@-popping loveliest tunes.” ’s that? What's that?” the Sour-Old Woman, opening with a bang. “Who said 2 Who is selling ball one,” said Nani leoolly, stepping inside tap, tap on cried her bi | vick| On a Long Island estate last week! SE nein erate ap aistd Wereia fete was given ostensibly for the, just singing a -sonmam@e knew, ‘benefit of orphans. One of the! ‘The Sour-Old-Woman tried to slam jeauntrv's, foremost dancing. masters. or shut but she was too late. wag paid to put on a ballet for which = he was d $14,000. There were| other heavy expenses with the result} that a heavy deficit was in sight be-{ em in a row. y fore the evening was over. If you| had searched through the arbors and the quiet little nooks of the estate AMERICA HAS MEMBER Election of President Nicholas Murray Butler of Co- lumbia University to membership in the French Academy is a signal honor. It was conferred upon him in 1923 in succession to the late Viscount Bryce, but Dr. Butler has just taken his seat in that august body. The World War brought our scholars in close association with those of Europe. It is doubtful if the honor would have fallen upon an American if France\had not established a close contact with the American men of letters. Member- ship in that academy is valuable for this nation and another link in the chain that binds us to France. FRANCE FOLLOWS CAILLAUX Cailiaux’s success so far in convincing France that pay day has arrived is little short of dramatic. An issue of gold parity bonds has been authorized as the first of a series of measures to stabilize the franc. The hardest battle the present ministry has before it is a considerable increase in taxes. This step is essential, Cail- luax has told his countrymen, if France’s finances are to be -eugpt upon an even Keel. ; you would have witnessed women of the committee-in-charge wheeling, coaxing and bullying checks from| their husbands to make up for their proportion of the deficit. Now, the truth about this fete is that the com- | mittee, cared little about the orphans who were to have benefited. Mem- bers of the committee had marri: able daughters and under the gi of charity thev had induced a very Wealthy and eligible widower to act as master of ceremonies. And there is no indication but that he still remains eligible. { | | Here is Broadway’s newest “gyp” game. mats where you drop nickels in slots to get your food and drinks. These places have stands of glasses with a slice of lemon in them await- ing those who desire ice tex. You take your glass, put a nickel in the slot and draw the tea. The “gyp” rtists have been taking the glass yand the lemon and adding surar and water, thus getting a free drink of ‘MOORIST DRIVE INTO CROWD Of CHILOREN It is practised in the auto-| lemonade. ne —JAMES W. DEAN. ame 8 gueen fs a slave to fashion. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Bivvices Ine) 1 SAY GEREVIEVE In THIS EVOLUTION case - ARE TaeY TRYING CLASS NEN WI MONKEYS OR MONKEYS Wi MEN ) : The Tangle : ATHERTON | of ori— he course, I end vou the baby is born. e my love to Jack and remem- ber what I told you at the beginning of this letter. Iam saying the same one CONTINUED “Bee has heee luly sensitive iat continued| thing that children mean when they “this is strange in : “1 love you more than tongue @ woman who until now hus never] can tell.” thought much about her looks, It SALLY. wa of I t charms for me. un Beatrice well] Letter From Leslie Prescott to The wal and appropy dre Little Marquine ed perfectly at ease in any © ny.| It is a long time, dear Little Mar- She never thought of her looks after , since 1 have written you. 1 she entered a 16 however, that in that distant “Lately at times, she hag become! country where you reside you are so obsessed with the idea that she is| happy that you have not missed my when the baby is born.| letters at all wiost alarmung symptom] I assure you, however, that I nave missed not being able to write to you. To you only can'I write of my reactions. I hope you know something of my life for the last month or two, for if you do you will know that it has been so full of action that 1 have lly, you would cheer yup a litte, | try te do the best , but fam so busy I presume I of those little at she expects and de around th le let her mise n) tents “Ef very long, , you will find that] had no time to write down my re- there is no business or profe in| actions. When one is almost too the vid that takes absolutely all] b to think, retrospection and in- of ones tin one’s brain, in fact] trospection are pushed out into the everything that one has to give, as|cold. This, I suppose, dear Little the movies dc. Amusing this sad old] Marquise, is the reason why active world is the most tiresome thing on| people are seldom absolutely un- earth happy. I had time, Leslie, to ob: e Dick If I had been doing or experienc- iliy than I hi done] ing anything that was in any way b He is lock-| pleasurable lately, I am sure that I carevorn, He scems to] would not have been glad ‘that I very much older in the| have had no time to think, for retro- last three or fou; s. He rarcly| spection is the saddest of all occupa- { smiles tions with perhaps the exception of i am_almost | introspection. You y regard to Bee for,| ight, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) (Cop; TO BEAT THE BAND ain Berlin--Earth worms produce mu- says. He even ¢ to have dis- | g———————_--—® ecietsa rhythm in this strange mel") | a eee apportanlty, eee : let us do gocd unto all men.—Gala- Twenty-three o vessels can be | tans 4:10. loaded simultaneously with grain at the rate of 450,000 bushels an hour at the port of Montreal. At the same time grain can be unloaded at the rate of 150,000 bushels an hour. Lock up and not down; look for- ward and not back; look out and not in; and lend a hand.—Edward E. Hale. SAY, THE AT THAT UNFORTUNATS Fellow ¢ MISTSR, WHAT'S | WHY, HS TWITCHES (DEA OFGAZING [ALL OVER. Cook tf FIRST HIS HEAD | TWISTS ARCUND AND THEN ‘ ‘Ge THAT AMUSGSS You, WATCH Me ff L HAVE THE SAMS US At t the! THURSDAY, JULY 2, 1925 | | NEW VIS ADVENTUR i | 'as Raold Amundsen? | And after him goes MacMi primarily to explore from the jfar north. Would you go far afield? | have expanded the horizon of {nto the outer universe. made them commonplace. Faust to touch the core of kn through the outer spaces. SUPPOSE WEARING CLOTHES WERE IMMODEST .. A Paris burlesque has # scene rep- | resenting a cafe where it is regarded as indecent for anyone to wear clothes. Finally, someone gets in fully dressed, and the whole com- | pany fails aghast. It is a joke, of course, and a crude one. But there is a hint of serious truth in it. | In Japan they really do it; not on | the stage, but in indecent books. When the leering degenerate ithe Paris boufevards tries to sell you obscene pictures, they are, of course, all nude. There are obscene pictures in Japan, too, but they are lall voluminously ‘clothed from the i chin to toe. Nudity is so common in the Orient that it never occurs to anyone to re- | gard it as immodest; so the purvey- ors of lewdness have to reverse the western method. It is all a Gungha Din’s Din—is amply modest. A NEED FOR MOD ERN BUSINESS SYSTEM on matter of costume—on custom. Gungha Modernsinyentions have not destroyed adventure. |have made it. Who since Marco Polo has had suth a record . The South Pole on foot; the North Pole, and, after four hundred years of search, the first navi- gation of the northtwest passage. Would you delve in mysteries? trated as far within the atom as astronomers have gone~ Would you reap the wonders of Aladdin? And even the vain struggle of TAS FOR OUS SOULS By Chester H. Rowell They llan—better equipped mechan- Jically, as is the American way—incidentally for the pole, but air the unknown lands of the .. i If getting to places, taking risks and conquering diffi- j culties is adventure, this is the very age of adventure. After all, the earth is small, and the exploration even of \its frozen tips and hidden wilds is finally exhausted. Mod- ern life offers a greater adventure. . Astronomers, within the year, thought a thousand fold. Physicists have pene- Science has owledge is no longer hopeless. * Man can hurl his body through the air and send his mind Those are greater adventures than any that Polo, Magel- jan, Columbus or Amundsen knew. quests the Shipping Board to dele- gate the business of running and selling the ships to the Emergency Fleet Corporation, and, once more, it promises to do so. Also, no Goubt, it will once more forget to do so. 4 So the president holds in the back- ground the remedy of abolishing the board entirely and putting the Fleet Corporation under the Department of Commerce. Doubtless the Shipping Board, if it would function as it has a dozen times pretended to agree to do, could remain useful for a long time. But it seems beyond the self-con- trol of a certain type of bureaucrats really to delegate power. That is the way business has to be run, and, unless government can learn to do. that, governmen keep out of business, or find some way to ran it without bureaucrats or politics. There is not a member of that Shipping Board who would run_ his own business--those of them ever had any business to way the majority of them sisted on running the public the President Coolidge once more re-{ FABLES ON HEALTH HEART WEAK? BE CAREFUL ness. 1 Common ailments of middle age! yare heart disease, kidney disease, and hardening of the arteries. 1 Of these, heart disease takes the greater toll of life. In fact, more deaths are caused from heart disease than any other single disease in this country. Yet, if a person has heart disease, it is’ not an indication of sudden death. Heart disease does not mean immediate fatality. ; If @ person is fully aware of the ‘condition of his heart, and the limit- ations this condition’ prescribes, he may live to a ripe old age providing judgment is used in his every-day activities. Vigorous physical exercise und nervous shocks should be avuided. Sometimes it is difficult to avoid.: nervous shocks. They occur fre- quently in every-day life, and 4 per- son .suffering from heart trouble May be affected by misfortune that happens to a friend or acquaintanc But one’s physical exertions can be controlled, and must be controlled if the weak heart patient expects to live his allotted time. TO @aws A woman likes to think she is be- ing bossed and to know she isn’t. You may make a success of your life work and still be a failure. Bathing suits are not so bad. You take a girl in one now, and you can’t make a mistake. Matrimony is all there is to keep people from being single. Sometimes everything in the world seems an awful waste of time. Some men insist upon losing their faith in women daily. the is Not eating watermelons height of foolishness. laugh. to laugh about! The girl of today isn’t so interest- ing as the girl of tonight. to work wouldn't if you didn’t have to doit for a living. ~ Trying his best to marry has kept many a man single, Kissing when you don’t get a kick out of it is wrong. A highbrow is one who wants per- fume on his onions. Half the divorces are obtained by couples who failed to keep each other busy enough. Too many troubl bad as not enough. are almost as The honeymoon ends where the crying begins, Those not on the ‘level are under- mining society. The kitchen is a bad place to go for the honeymoon. NEW KIND OF HONESTY Kaydet—How old are you, Peggv? Femme—Why I am eighteen, Jack. “Bighteen! Why you told me that five years ago.” “Well, I'm not one of those peo- ple that say one thing one day and another the next.’—West Point Pointer. DIOGENES MEETS A VET “What were you in the war?” he asked, “A private,” the old swered. And Diogenes blew out his lamp and went home—-Washington Dirge. soldier an- “A LOW ONE “Was he on his knees when he pronosed to you?” ; “No, was.”—Washington , Cou- gar’s Paw. NOT A DULL TIME Rounder—-Stumbled into the dress- ing room at the Joyous Theater by mistake last night. Bounder-—What was & “Oh, nothing to speak of. N. Y. Mercury. ing on? c. Cc. THAT EXPLAINS IT Teacher—Whky do you always add’ ° up wrongly? Scholar—I don’t know! ‘Does any one help you?” Yes, my father!” Vhat is he?” “A. waiter!”—Vikingen (Oslo). HE KNEW BETTER The son of a lawyer at Morbihan came to Paris for his studies. Asked how he liked it he said: “The streets are so dangerous at night!” “Why don’t you carry a revolver?” “What! And have it stolen?”— Sans Gene, Paris. . that?’ ¥ FRECKLES | Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots There’s no longer the slightest * need of feeling ashamed of your freckles, as Othine—double strength —is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of Othine— double strength—from any drug or department store and apply a little of it night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanish- ed entirely. It is seldom that more than an ‘ounce is needed to com- pletely clear the skin and gain a, eautiful complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength Othine, as this is sold under guarantee of money back if it fails to remove your freckles. Othine auereteries, Inc, Buffalo, N. ¥.— Vv. i. pS ae ery | LITTLE JOE | - ° nee {3N'T ANY THRILLIN HAIR RAISING STol ‘T'S AN AD ABOUT RY F BALDNESSn__ ® 4 _-