The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 27, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBU Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class] Matter. | GEORGE D. MANN - - - 0) Publisher ab an Foreign Representatives | G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | CHICAGO - - - - - DETROIT Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldy. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use! ce for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not} otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news of| spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republi-| cation of all other matter herein are also reserved. | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE |} column ma | MAKING A CHARGE Editorial Review_ Comme: reproduced in this ¥ of inay not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may huve both sides of important issues which ure being discussed in the press of the day, AT TOURIST CAM (Duluth Heraid) The city council yesterday voted to charg tourists who. use t city tourist camps a fee of fi and to limit Uhe stay y to one week il approach this > hesitation taken to mean a jack of Tusing tot t at all mean that and Ta very great touirsts w jority tat it do Daily by carrier, per. year, :.,....... Gocco : -$7.20| will approve the plan adopted b Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). .... diag 3 7.20 | the city council Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00) ,.f0F fille ninety ov more out of Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota............... 6.00 ivanlerivtegts, GHEnveRemIna THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | | a A NEW DEPARTURE Something new in education is being offered at Illinois university. This is a four-year course in physical education! and athletics primarily intended for the Percy Haughtons/ of the future. i Football taught in a schoolroom is a fact at Hlinois where apple-cheeked freshmen sit in their football togs and} take notes as the coach pictures the thrilling plays of the gridiron. But let a bulletin from the university tell its own story: “When you are a freshman, morning, perhaps, finds you in your old football suit, notebook in front of you, listening to a lecture on fundamentals in football. This particular morning you are learning - the best methods of blocking. After the lecture, during which several questions have been asked by ‘ members of the class, you all go out to the field and put into practice the points which were developed in the classroom. “For the first few days that you executed the practical points which you learned in football, you had some sore muscles, but now you are hard and you relish the exercise. Later on, when the class has covered more of the ground, there will be actual scrimmages against other classes while the coach watches, ready to blow his whistle to stop the play as he points out some mistake. Before you are done with this part of the football course you will have been required to play every position on an eleven. Meanwhile there are quizzes. Perhaps an offensive play will be described and you will be directed to map out the best kind of a defensive lineup.” Theory and practice are in this way combined in the courses in football, baseball, basketball and track and field athletics. First come the fundamentals, then an opportunity to put the theory to work in assisting the coach, then a te chance to play on the varsity team. Illinois is growing a generation of scientific athletes, trained to co-ordinate brain and brawn, muscle and mental activity. The trend of universities is to train their athletes to a high degree of perfection and the Illini are proving what | trained muscle can do. ‘ THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH : Means to lengthen life are now being sought by Johns ‘Hopkins university, which has created the Institute for Bio- logical Research for this purpose. Centuries ago Ponce de Leon sought in vain for the mythical fountain of youth, the magic stream which the ancients believed would prolong the span of life and prevent death. For years he sought but never found. Now comes science, with its wonders, and in a methodical, , quiet, determined manner has set,for its task, that for which | humanity has longed from time immemorial. Scientific research is the big force in modern civilization. It is the force that will eventually make the world a better place to live in and fit humanity better to live in it. The aim of the Johns Hopkins investigators is to prolong , life ‘long after the Biblical “four score and ten.” There is no reason, they say, why people can’t live to be more than 100. : ry REALIZATION California, by means of an extensive and effective ad- | vertising system, has succeeded in attracting residents from all other states in the Union. s ne But, almost imperceptibly, the great exodus is beginning . from the sunkist state. 3 “I am tired of the perpetual sunshine and flowers,” says one traveler who passed through Bismarck on her way to her original state. And another: “I got tired of getting up every morning to see a bright sky. I wanted to speculate what the weather was going to be every day instead of knowing that it was to be fair and warmer.” People are realizing that all is not sunshine that glitters. Even sunny California grows wearisome to one accustomed | to the vagaries of the weather. TOM LAWSON A fortune of $20,000,000 is no small bagatelle, yet Tom Lawson, the prince of merchant princes in his time, died = without a five-cent piece after having amassed that stupen- dous amount. Once the most spectacular figure in the finan- cial world, he left nothing behind him but several books he had written. The man and his riches vanish; his work re- » mains. ROAD HOGS This seems to be the time of the year when the road hog flourishes the most plentifully. : 1 The rdad hog, you know, is the motorist who wants the whole pavement. He likes to drive slowly in the middle of the street, so that anyone behind him has to stay behind, * even if it is ata snail’s pace. eG ; : He also plows ahead regardless at crossings and intersec- tions, and he always makes the other chap take the ditch on 4 a narrow country road. x i _ Since the road hog is too selfish to consider others, the ‘ only remedy would seem to be to ram him with an armored cars. He ought not to be allowed to drive at all. .. The best, or worst, fish story ever heard is that of the fishin an Illinois lake who became addicted to the waste material dumped from an illicit still so that now they are ?! confirmed “scofflaws.”” And still no one has explained why so many marriages take place in the nuptial month of June. We suggest that a commission be appointed to investigate. ional cot Dogon eminem exerts | not caretul Duluth wants an are that they can ge’ can where everythin ibout camp conditions, nd are an annoyance to the other ests as well as to the commun ity ‘The will bs charge of fifty cents a day this type of tourists, ‘be cause what they are tcoking for is jtree locling, and probably they havent got fifty cents anyway The limit of one week ‘is, no doubt, wpplied for the same pur pose and in order that places need Ly the visitors who rest for # |day or two before going on may not be filled by steady boarder who might stay indefinitely if there | were no charge and no time limit. | SHE LIVED HER OWN LIFE (Milwaukee Journal) | “1 will live my own life regard less of the conventions,’ said a titled English girl, daughter of the nobility, while stil in her ‘teens. She flung free of parental restraint and defied the toms which, {though often irksome, are a safe guar! of girlhcod. Her trail led down through London’s Pohemi: of cafes and studios, and finally to the Thames “Lam going to live my own 1 Pp man who forgets hi 9 ligations {the Lorelei. Pretty mixing urp business ie with that “new lite” of nis and che jeround is slipping away from un der him faster than he counted on “I am tired of 1 Pie the woman who smas to follow what she believes lead of her But she finds member of society. — Its tions are the by-laws to which he and she must subseribe. Rebellion {comes when ithe member gets his eyes centered on the restraints and loses sight of the bencfits. And after the rebellion, punishment First, the penalty for laws that are broken; ‘oud. the punishment |from within when the violator ds that st3 g alone, without benefit of others, is a greater tasi than he is able to do. 27.—The boys of the town have revived the New York, June play- old-fashioned’ limerick 8 » gentle pastime to bridge over the hiatus in the cross-word puzzle craze. 50 ar- dent have they become in pursuit of the elusive rhyme that they have organized the Limerick Society of America and hold regular meetings to discuss their hobby. The other night they held a con- test for members in the composition of a limerick, the first line of which was given as “There was a young fellow named Bryan.” Berton Braley won with this effort: “There was a young fellow Bryan, 4 Whose voice was forevermore cryin’: Do you think that my shape Was derived from an ape? Well, I think Charlie Darwin was lyin’.” Immedately thereafter there arose a debate between Sigmund Spaeth and F. Gre, ormerly cross- worders. The matter in dispute was whether the final “g” might be dropped in the words to rhyme with “Bryan,” “lion,” ete. and whether New Yorkese might be employed to make “Siberiay” rhyme with “fur- rier.” The debate continued long, long after the meeting adjourned. named Just as the smount of fuel used gives you an idea of the power of jthe engine, the amount of p der consumed’ by the popula New York indicates the great size of the place. For instance, there is the small item of butter. New York uses half a million pounds of butter a mama ! LITTLE JOE | = ——-% HERE ISNT ANY SENGE uo IN HAVING A HOOK IN {THE CLOTHES CLOSET IF YOU DON'T GET THE * ~ JANG OF IT ~ < H. , e A | | | step | fearing that | to the tourists that the} _| movie theatre THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE uation Is Growing Serious | to = { day. More than one-fifth of all the butter made in the United States is shipped here, some part of it being | re-shipped, of course, but the supply is drawn from 30 states, Canada, Holland, Australia, South America and the Scandinavian countries. | Ben Bernie is an orchestra con- ! ductor who made quite a reputa- "| tion for himself through broadeast- ing jaz through a local radio station. N he is to receive $2500 a week for ov ertures in a Broadway He will also act as ja master of ceremonies, going upon | the stage to introduce the picture to the audience. His is a case of a per- {sonality developed before an invis- Vible audience. am | They were vaudeville partners. ‘Also they were husband and wife. As the latter combination they were that the barriers of society are’ AS the latter combination they wé high and they block all roads. Tae huey coats aioe eee p enc! the fires of her “new life”; failure on the stage. The husbund Imost sure to smoler in! ao wae eleweel shes \ Clab in Ludlow A good part of the moral s' iE da she had sent him lity of anyone comes irom being al for failure to pay. After that they r jbecame vaudeville partners again, splitting their joint salary, with the a continuing to pay alimony, they separated for good s. “I didn't mind split- ‘ting the y with her and paying {alimony to boot,” the man said. “I could stand for that, but I couldn’t |stand for her treating me as though , 1 were her husband!” JAMES W. DEAN NEA Service, Inc.) in all res: | (Copyright, TOM SIMS AYS The Japanese question has quieted down a bit so sunburn is now our leading yellow peril. Life is so funny. ‘This is the sum- ‘mer we wished for last winter. » The nice thing about most of us | or good looks either. The annual fish lie about standing behind a tree to bait your hook is doing as well as ever, If vou would be healthy and weel- thy and wise never laugh at & wom- an with tears in her eyes. Being too serious is very serious. When system and good luck meet system usually wins. If there were no women, men wouldn't have to work. This is why we should be glad there are women, ‘Two heads feel better than one in @ porch swing at night. Only a few more shopping months before overcoats. Our idea of nothing to worry avout all night is what we usually worry about all night. | Half the fun of loafing is knowing | you should be working. Opportunity passes by quicker |than the fastest auto, which is why it is so hard to grasp. You hear more people laughing in jsmall houses than you hear in big houses. Money doesn’t talk very much an- til it grows up. You can’t say those north pole explorers got cold feet. : The enchantment lent to summer by distance has vanished. Knees don’t attract half as much attention as they once did. Be interested in yourself alone and you alone will be. ; to have touched. If you haye a chetkered career it's always your move. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) AND HE KNEW DENTIST—You seem to be terribly nervous. Don’t you know that I am a paimless dentist? VICTIM—Yes; but you see I’m one myself.—Answers, London. <The Fawwy Pilows Woup BE ELEGANT is we can’t be married for our money; Sunburn brings the skin you hate| “IF WORSE @nesTo WorsT” eg Those wo Line WHIM COUNTRY. CAN DISPENSE Wik = WHEELS ALTOGETHER Wi Tis WONDERFUL “IWENTON ge HEELS WILL HELP a y ret) “op : OR * Doni USE ANYIAING SU AND RUN AROUND ON SOFT, PLACES SuCH AS LAWNS ECT oe Ne ee anes mga a cs ks wath as MELVILLE SAR- TORIS TO LESLIE PRESCOTT My Dear Mrs. Prescott: May 1 have the pleasure of sending you the stories of Michael Arlen, Only that you have been so busy lately with burglaries ‘and other sen- sational happenings, 1 am quite sure you would have read these charming storie LETTER FROM it is, I hope I am the first who has presented them to your notice, Because I like them so weil- especially the one called Charming I have had them specially bound for you. 1am sailing in about a month for Nice, where I shall remain for the season and then perhaps go into Egypt. As you know, my novels are all of American life, but-I usual: ly go to son my atmosphere. Americans in America are com- monplace. Americans on the streets or in the bazaars of Cairo are ro- mantic and interesting. This morning with some vague idea that I might get the nub of a story I took my roadster and drove down the “Main Stree of Albany. All the girls were -wearing coats with fur around the bottom, where it was only good for looks and not around the top where it might pus- sible do some dui All the men w foreign’ country for e wearing bright red neckties and Prince of Wales |hats. There was nothing about them that would filipe the imagina- tion. | But if you would take one of each of them and put them meeting in \o—__.__________, i! A THOUGHT |! > | Beloved, let us love one another; ;for love is of God; and everyone that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.—I John 4:7. _ The: spirit of Love, wherever it is, is its own blessing and happi- ness, because it is the truth | =: The Tangle the streets of Cairo you would be all ready to write of romance and moon- light, which after all is what the publishers want and the public likes to read. Just between you and me, love is life’s great adventure, after all. I seem to know it than I ever did before. By the way, I expect to be in Pittsburgh next week Wednesday and I shall be delighted if you and Mr. Prescott will dine with me that night at 7, I will phone you as soon as I get in where it will be. 1 would like very much to have you at the Travel- ers’ Club and think it can be arrang- ed if they are not having one of better today their welcoming jamborees over some! returning traveler. So that poor little Miss Ellington is dead. She was most interesting the night of your party. Although she looked so wistful and trusting, there came into her eyes at times alternate glimpses of determination and fear that made me wonder if{ ness produced by their bites. there you or anyone‘else really knew any-! js danger thing about her, She was very young and yet per- haps it was better for her to die than to live under the cloud which seemed to have settled upon her. Her life was the kind which makes good stories and perhaps when I reach Egypt I shall take her for my heroine, even though I have another all picked out for that somewhat dubious honor. Am waiting until I see you Wednesday evening. Sincerely, MELVILLE SARTORIS. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) on of God in the soul.—William NOT HLTY The magistrate regarded the urch-: in with a look in which sympathy for his sad plight and disapproval of his misdeed were equally blended. “My dear boy,” he explained, “what ever possessed you to steal the tortoise?” “I didn’t steal it,” was the unex- pected retort. “It followed me home.” and|—-Answers (London). SURPRISED, Ir HE WE ARG BOTH KNOCKERS, BuT dee sees | | GNT ScHooOLS EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO — AND TeHere’S SMITH. Lat OF MONGY, AND GCUYCRY BODY THINKS HE'S ALL RIGHT, BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, MR, TRUE, HE‘S MUCH OVERRATED, AND I WOULDN'T BE (7 He’S MADE A HAD THE CHANCE, HE--- FROM Two Dirter- jto unite. is ;them and American and Hawaiian SATURDAY, JUNE 27,. 1925 By Chester are being taken. A considerable group of C After sixteen years, CHURCH MERGER IS RIGHT STEP Timid steps toward the reunion of the Protestant church H. Rowell ‘anadian churches have voted the Church of Scotland and the United Free Church seem nearer union. There are local interdenominational “community churches” in America, and a few practically identical denomi- nations are uniting nationally. Considering that not one church member in ten knows, and fewer care, what were the doctrinal disputes that originally divided these denominations, the movement seems strangely slow. But, consider: haps fast enough. ing human nature, it is per- Doctrinally, there is now room for just two Protestant denominations — Fundamentalist and Modernist. Institu- tional ritualism might add a third. Economically, that is just about the number most com- munities could adequately support. _ } So, practically, in another generation, we may see it done. Turkey and Church Reach Agreement Turkey and the Greek church both save their faces. The expelled Patriarch resigns, and the Turks promise to permit his successor in Constantinople. As the policeman in the old story said, “It’s not that I hate ye that I bate ye, but to show me aut’ority.” Turkey, having shown its authority, can now afford to omit the “hate” and the “bate.” i‘ And the Orthodox Church, having got back its ancient rights, can afford to send a new per- son to exercise them. There is nothing like ingenious words to make compromise accept- able. Tariff May Not Affect Sugar Situation President Coolidge takes advan- tage of the, lowered price of sugar to “postpone action indefinitely” on the three-to-two recommendation of the tariff commission for a reduction of the sugar duty. If the price goes up again, the question may be re- opened. The trouble is that it is not cer- tain that, even if inordinate prices should return, a change in the tariff would reduce them. Our principal outside source of supply is Cuba. where the sugar in- dustry is largely held by Americans, combined more closely than Ameri- can law would permit. If the tariff goes down, their price does not necessarily go down with It is controlled by competition, not between themselves, but between producers, A lowered tariff might not pro- mote Cuban competition. A maintained one might encour- age American production, which is the only real competition. They Have to Study What Is Taught The decision of the Supreme Court in the Oregon school case does not FABLES ON HEALTH mean that each individual parent has the unlimited right to determine which studies his individual child shall take in the public schools. At least, this is the ruling of State Superintendent Will C. Wood, of the California schools, in response to re- quired work in physiology, hygiene and physical culture. Parents who prefer other schools need not send their children to the public schools, but if they do send them, they must take the required work. Any other course would be an- archy and chaos. Why Wait Until a Murder Is Done? Don’t be too sure there is any such thing as a “harmless lunatic.” 4A man who ran away from Okla- homa to escape being put in a sani- tarium, and beat his way to Cali- fornia, being locked up for observa- tion several times along the road, but always released as “harmless,” finally arrived in California’ so tanned that a mischievous boy called out “nigger.” So he shot the boy dead. If these reported facts stand the test of trial, nothing can be done to him except to lock him up in the asylum where he should have been sent in the first place. But what shall we say of a civili- zation that has to wait until some- body is actually murdered? HOW TO GET RID OF FLEAS Fleas are a common pest. They live on dogs, cats, rats, hogs and hu- man beings. In addition to the uncomfortable- vf infecticn. Bubonic plague is carried by fleas. To banish fleas spray the infested places with the following prepara- tion: ~*Put two ounces of oil of bay and four ounces, of ether into a bottle. Into another bottle pour 15 ounces of alcohol and four ounces of oil of eucalyptus. Let these stand for two shaking occasionally, then hours, strain through a piece of cheesecloth into a large bottle. Use this with an atomizer, spraying the localities in the room where the fleas are. Clean the room with carbolic acid water, injecting it into the cracks and ledges, ee] sweeping the floor or carpet with it, and wiping every- thing with @ sponge wrung out of carbolic water. A thorough treatment of the room with naphtha, taking the carpets and upholstered furniture ut of doors and saturating them’ with naphtha, will get rid of fleas. Sometimes @ thorough sweeping, dusting and airing are all that is r quired to rid ‘a room of these pests. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “I shall tell you the story pair of old shoes,” said Mi 0 the Story Teller, to the Twins. “Were they magic?” asked Nick. “You may decide for yourselves,” said Mi O’ Mi. i “Once upon a time there were two children who lived with their father in a very poor tenement house in a big city. “Mr. Emerson had once been a soldier and a gentleman, but some way or other he had forgotten that he had ever been a person of impor- tance. He got discouraged after his wife died and he would not work— his clothes got ragged and. soiled and he made no attempt whatever to keep himself shaved and neat. __ “Mary did what she could at keep- ing the place clean, and even Jimmy helped with the washing and ironing and cleaning and cooking-—when there was food in the house. “But often there was no food at all, and at last two ladies came and took the children away. Each was to have a child to clothe and feed and care for, and in return Mary and Jimmy were to help as much as they could with small duties about the house. “But Mary worried and worried, ‘I wonder how Father is getting along,’ she would say to herself. ‘E wonder if he needs me.’ And then, after afew days, she decided to go back. “It happened that on that day she’ was helping Mrs. Hornaby to clean: out cuphosrde, and there was an old pair of shoes of Mr. Hornaby’s to be thrown out, of a ’ Mi, “Pil give them to the rag-man| next time . he Hornaby. “Mary picked ‘the shoes up. ‘Why, they aren't worn out!’ she said. ‘They only need new soles and a little patch on the side. They are quite splendid.’ , “And, indeed, they were so much better than tl hoes she had ever seen her fathe; ar, that it was no wonder she felt so. a “So when she told Mrs. Hornaby that’ she couldn’t stay, but~ would have to go home, she added, ‘May 1 take the shoes along, if you please?” ‘Certain, the good lady, ‘And -here are two dollars for a pres- ent you have been good and worked so hard to please me: If you ever want a home, come back, By tear 7 ‘ “Mary stopped at on the way home. for two h fa whil eing repaired, mn she took ¢ to a boot-black’s snd had them shined, It took nearly \all of her comes,’ said Mrs. shoemaker’s She sat patiently the shoes ‘were ‘ ie took: the shoes. home .to| happened then?” asked “Mr. Emerson put the shoes on,” said Mi ©’ Mi, “and some way they reminded him of the days when he had been a gentleman and had a good home and clothes and every- He comfortable. The next thing he did was to go to an old bureau and fish out a clean collar. Then he shaved. ‘I feel like my old self some way, Mary,’ he said. ‘I'm going out and look for work.’” ““And did he get it?” asked Nick. “Sure, he did,” Mi O° Mi, “and a happier ‘family never lived. Jimmy came back and Mr. Emerson was able after a while to rent a little home with a porch and garden. He never got discouraged after that, but’ kept right on. Now what do you think of the shoes? Were they magic?” “Maybe,” .said Nancy. “But think it was Mary who did it all.” _ (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) THE NEW ROYALTY A resident of Stoke Newington, vertising for a domestic servant, a1 nounces that there is no washing, no cooking, no windows, no knives, no boots, no young children, own bed- rom and sitting-room with wirele: He will have to do better than that. —Punch. * REAL BRIBERY She insisted hotly: that, economy or no economy, a new frock she must have, and he, with equal warmth, declined to produce the cash. “Ill never speak to you again!” she snorted angrily. “How like a woman!” he sighed. il World’s Pictori: ae