The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 9, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR © THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. Comments reproduced in this 7 ine“opinion of ‘The tribune. hey GEORGE D. MANN - - - - Publisher d here in order that By Chester H. Rowell Foreign Representatives = G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - - - - Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldy. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS * The Associated Perss is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE DETROIT Kresge Bldg. Editorial Review * ay have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. SEES A FLAW IN BOYS’ WEEK (Sunset Magazine) “Why is a Boys’ week?” cussion before the Western Rang- ers, a California organization of male youngsters brought together by the love of the great outdoors. They pondered, cogitated, meditat- ed, debated and came to a conclu- sion. They decided that the prin- cipal result of Boyes’ week was to give the “boy mayor” a head of such size that he had to put on ‘his hat with a shoe horn. Their de- ductions were based on close ob- servation. | That question came up for dis- One Thing They Can Both Agree On Feeze's No NONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT This, EH BIL 2 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | TUESDAY, JUNE 9, 1925 LET MR. BRYAN CONSIDER HIS OWN SUGGESTION 7 “The hand that writes the pay checks should control the schools,” says Bryan. How would Mr. Bryan like to take his own medicine? The “pay check” of the schools is written by the tax-paying —that is, the property-holding—class. What would they have taught the children about “‘six- teen to one’? What would they say of public ownership? How do they stand on the tariff? What do they think of “a | private monopoly as indefensible and intolerable”? How frightened were they of the bugaboo of “Imperial- jism”? How pacifist were they, when the war was brewing? Have they, in fact, ever agreed with Mr. Bryan about anything? Have they ever approved of him personally? If the schools are to be the seats of doctrinal propaganda, and the writers of the pay check are to determine the dogma, where would Mr. Bryan have got off? Daily by carrier, per year................. seeeeee $7.20 | Ask the teachers. Nearly all of — Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)............ ++. 7,20 | them dread Boys’ week. It upsets THINKING IS DONE : Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00/{Re S:hool work, distratts atten: BY MACHINE ‘ Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota......... ++++++ 6.00] ment and envy, fosters the desire The most purely “mental” faculty we have is the mathe- THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) for notoriety and publicity in im: mature heads and has no compensa- tions the teachers can see. Boys’ week i a good idea gon» matical. On it alone we can be completely impersonal, un- emotional, and infallible. The whole world agrees that twice two is four, and that the sum of the angles of a triangle is wrong. Its object is not to stir up equal to two right angles. ; a (Official City, State and County Newspaper) THE IMPERIAL NORTHWEST President Coolidge speaking yesterday at the Norwegian Centennial Celebration at the state fair grounds in St. Paul referred to this section as the “imperial northwestern states.” Truly a vast empire is embraced in the territory to whose development the hardy Northmen contributed. President Coolidge was not indulging in flattery when he said in his address: “Minnesota would not be Minnesota, the group of imperial northwestern states would not be what they are, but for the contribution that has been made to them by the Scandinavian countries.” No race has been assimilated into the American common- wealth more completely than those of Scandinavian birth. They have demonstrated as Coolidge well said, “that there the boys, but their parents. Unfor- tunately the methods now in use wo not attain the objective. The ob- servance should ‘be confined entire- ly to the adult population; let the grownups discuss the physcial, mental and spiritual needs of th» coming generation from dawn to dusk, but do not upset the boys by breaking into their work. Reor: ganize the observance of Boys’ week by cutting out the juvenile horseplay, by emphasizing the par- ents’ responsoibility rather than the precocious accomplishments of the children. HENRY FORD'S WEALTH (Magazine of Wall Street) How much is ‘Henry Ford worth pletely, of any other mental process. What shall we say, then, when we discover that this most completely mental of all our faculties is the only one which can be completely | duplicated by a mindless, soulless machine? place, and the census bureau has more complicated ones that will sub- tract, multiply, divide, compute per- centages. and compile averages. Now comes a Princeton man and devises a machine to handle . the most abstruse proportions of higher mathematics. This one. has done nothing worse than the higher al- gebra of variables, in which it does in a few seconds more than a human Adding machines are common-/ a There is no difference of opinion, no conflict of emotions, and no personal equation. The same can not be said, com- ble for many outrages on the Eng- lish language. But once in a while he enriches it, also. For instance, the writer who, forced to find a way to say “palm- ists, fortune tellers and clairvoy- in ten letters, called them “spook fakes.” That atones in part for “Hun,” “flays,” and “probe.” But. incidentally, when you c cize the headline writer for not ex- pressing all the conditions. excep- tions and nuisances, count his let- ters and try saying it yourself in the same limit. One good thing, at least, comes out of evolution. King Albert has is a spiritual quality shared by all races and conditions of Jin qotars and cents? A hard |—————— a Computer could do in hours, but it/acceded to Carl Akely’s request, and ten which is their universal heritage and common nature.” {question to answer. and one that heart hnd changed until it was al- | Dreked bi watki integralvanay aitferene|emeetten teen raceT renee r He compares the influence of the Scandinavian race upon panne be answered with exacti-| most as hard as the iron suit att | ee , | tude. armor that he wore. | _ horthern and western Europe to that of the Greek states) "Last year the Ford Motor com-|became cruel and hard. Where be- upon the civilization of the Mediterranean. They were the] pany. earned a trifle. more than fore Algard had been ithe handsomest first deep-sea navigators. On sea they distinguished them- | $100.000,000, or more than $581 per} of all the young knights for miles = selves through exploration as on land they became famous |Stare on the outstanding stock.| around new, iy, uadenly ince A F ; Ford's banner year was the twelve | Stern and forbidding. ' as pioneers who blazed the trail for future generations. aaoathe. etded Feb. 28, 1923, when ‘One by one he defeated his ad- . tial calculus. can live, multiply, and be studied e an e There are only a few mathemati-| but not hunted or captured. ‘3 teians in the world who understand} With proper protection, there is calculations of the Einstein theory.|no reason why these unique apes We shall have a dead machine, any| should not thrive. They are not ” day, that can work them perfectly.| fierce, Akeley says, and. relieved $ ROOM ADDRESSED TO “Bill, this is John Alden Prescott| Is our most boasted mental process|from fear, they may become really : jauzatied ate the: match wandeabadel LESLIE PRESCOTT talking. You know about the rob-| really mental? If so, what is the| friendly. , : The whole Northwest yesterday celebrated the 100th anni-|the company showed $61 per share| \iys" colors waved victoriously on|. My Dear Mrs. Prescott: I have] bery and suspected murder at my, Machine's Write your own sermon.| Since, in development and intelli- + Ty versary of the arrival of the Restaurationen which set sai! |on its stock. i ne manee ala g| house? Well, the newspa ac- = fence, they are at least as far above his arm. just had a strange and alarming} house? > paper Seprolo reduc RRM Maaiedwel y , r z RGak i . One hundred mit.ion dollars is 4) “Then he rode quickly to her} telephone which you and Mr,} counts, do not come very near the! ® efor the Headline Writer) the monkeys as ‘man is above them, from Stavanger, Norway, July 4, 1825, and came into the port) 19 per cent annual return on a bbil-| castle to claim her hand. Ey See truth.” The headline writer, in his search| this one reserve may throw much of New York after a voyage of 14 weeks, with a party of 52|tion dollars and a 6 per cent re-| “But when Lady Alys saw him rid- FOUND IN ZOE. ELLING- Tam writing this the moment 1| “The police are just as far away.”|for short words to fit big type in|light on the beginnings of mind and : k ‘ eB j 1 Brae TT CHRae ‘oom, for Iam] “I would appreciate it, Bill, if you| narrow columns, has been responsi-, of society. people. This all happened 200 years after the Mayflower |turn on $1,600,000,000. we, pal ing into Op aria AG Caer lke Feturnedito! my, room: (ion 1 40 (vould acomeseouteymyahedeels laheve und is afi le, Mitletier he would be willing to buy | room. And all the servants and | appear. ; oe ltsliguslrcceaniiecamstirreecclteana FABLES ON HEALTH ‘ o . : H | ‘ Pek ‘ Prese: o one vi is facts ‘Se si __ Although the Scandinavians were a seafaring people, this | the Ford company on a 6 per cent maida: waiting, rushed away with) | Uh, Mrs, Prescott, no one in the | SR Rie ae = little band was composed mostly of farmers and when they |cr a 10 per cent return basis. What is all this?” demanded Al-[ as you since my brother died and I] thing is very mysterious.” ' ARE YOU FAT? EAT LETTUCE landed, through the kind offices of the Quakers, they secured is RT AL Cee gard seizing a page by the shoulder. pant) nieay tts for euyer ethics ity RT ee) you, Bill x = lands and established the first Norwegian settlement. Minpany,imerarsiontering intolthe! iMG isc ioake a0 stern? faltered Solty culfindithat [have| gone) outi|Thankliyoussosmuch.) Tuknowsyoulce || Hera arel gomelsimple ta ctecworth| manakedipeta hee meaiel ene arenuen Pi y : busy, but I know you knew Syd Ci fi 2 To reinforce this little band of settlers others came a8|rezims of pure conjecture. What|the boy. ‘They are afraid? of your life, remember I have pnly busy, but I know you knew Syd Car-! remembering: _ 4... | three hours after they are eaten; = years went by until settlement of the Norwegians and other|he and the members of his family| “Algard rode to the moat andJdone it_beeaus co et Ne it ie Eee y how simpecwible it woud q;.Vinegar renders beets indigestible.) mashed potatoes in two hours. S i i i i: i i own in the way of securities, real|looked in. It was true. He had] and because it was the only way a ? jmpossible it would Use lemon juice instead. Children should be trained early Scandinavians spread into Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota and tate, investments, personal prop:, changed so that he did not even}that I could atone for what has be for him to do anything under-| Im nutritive value the parsnip ex-|to make use of sweet fruite ingtead = the Dakotas, reaching the peak not so many years ago. With ee Se eee eon, i recognize himself. a scremsfore in my lige; mis akes for Me nads et aie senaier end tte a all other root vegetables. It isjof cane sugar. a = cs i 5 . A ee +» Nob Ss. ‘ threw. | whic! was not wholly to blame. St g a s i 7 i i : free lands practically gone, immigration from the Scandina-| twenty-two years of its history the soriouel fie eter nor at eeGce du yeaneland eovaloné: dhieory an ae AE eee ear nee ccna | nee Reena shes pen genie = vian countries slowed up somewhat but it has been as steady |'Ford Motor company has paid ont rode away, never to return” ||) Dear Mrs. Prescott, I did’ mot} (tne, tis Fivous, Bill! Sydney! ¢,CRttets turnips and parsnips are|tive in the diet of those who are fat. as the law allows and the contribution of these nations to our | ™@Y millions in div Nc len 8. ae ait _ “Then what happened? asked know that a sence : fhe ate sini iGarconlisgauaontism caabeeheloe whe | chiefly valuable for their fresh Such persons should eat large |, ; zs Z (i, ¢ former partners received a very|Noncy. _ Jand loving could live in ely Tdn't. ek ith $5 1,, Juices, which contain mineral salts.| quantities of lettuce at the begin- = population continues to aid the growth and development of |jarge share of those uvidends, bu.| “Nothing,” answered Mi O’ Mi.|world. Whatever anyone may tell} wouldn't elope with anyone, much,” Sweet apples will leave the stom-|ning of every meal. As dressing use pa ; g ; y De es ee be less a young girl like Zoe Ellington ‘ ev if west. eceived a greater part. If|"Algard died a lonely old man. He|you, whatever you may be prone.to youn [ Phy ach ini ontaand onestaltitipiremmtrenlileners eteeamer this imperial Northwest Ford r a6! Ps think of me, when I am gone, re-|and even if they had run away to they are eaten; sour apples in two| Wrong eating and wrong drinking { F 2 é . A f wide ¥ d the world, but : = President Coolidge in closing his St. Paul address gave | Henry Ford is not potentially twice | could have conquere i Bean sete gati netted awhat aboutathe > hocd ea Fe s s é “i he had no wish to. He had learned {member that’ all the time I have b : hourer a . this fitting tribute: Earned He willbe AD a lee that strength can he © bless:| been with you, my, one desire has andthe pearlees Cental aly Syd would, Colds are caught at the dining eatibeand peceniha amie enters = “You have laid up your treasure in what America repre- wae ing or a blight. The strength he had| been to as lneorlya likey yoaieny table more often than from draughts.| improvement in one’s disposition. | sents, and there will your heart be also. You have given o y i ined him,| might be. “Tl be up in half an hour.” Pee dese Raye |S “That's great! I'll stay here until your pledge to the Land of the Free. The pledge of the Nor- » wegian people has never yet gone unredeemed.” ved.” | Telephone ConverSation of Jobn Al-| y Lady Alys, the only person he love: P! jonverestion) “Please give me Spring 1877 “Is this Police Commissioner at its height. This fruit is brought in great trainloads and hauled from the docks in’ a stent stream of wagons. One farm in Virginia pro- ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS greedy little girl!” LET CENSORSHIP BEGIN AT HOME = While public opinion can do much to fumigate the films, the responsibility rests upon the home. If parents exerted a careful censorship upon the pictures before allowing their BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON WHY THE KNIGHT LOST HIS LADY “And now,” said Mi O’ Mi, the are as bad as Algari (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) TOM | THOSE PHONE GIRLS. Watson (whose wife nas just bought him a new shirt)—Good night! Sixteen and a half! That's JUST SILLINESS PISH—I can’t see my hand in front of my face. Tush—Good heavens, whazza-mat- duces 96,000 quarts of strawberries each year exclusively for the New York market. —JAMES W. DEAN. WELL, IT WAS : etularen i sce net thes salacious and indecent cinema Stes Taien MESTIECel Gs oucahat what I get for mar ngie telephone tert Ae Boy Ber June Sr See-savin up With the oblect of becoming « citi. would gradually disappear, but while you continue D 3 : operator. She always gets me the| “'Tisn’t ‘ool.”—Stanford |and down Broadway I saw Fawn|zen of the Un tates, one Jacob g ly pp t young and old continue | happened to Algard the Knight aft wrong number.—Life, Chaparral. Gray, the young lady who proved so Provinsky filled in a naturalization = to flock to the suggestive pictures without protest from par- ents, the indecent offerings will continue. . The Tribune is in receipt of a letter from a minister whc very properly protests against some of the kinds of pictures = shown on the screen, but it is not necessary for parents to allow their children to go any more than it is necessary for 2 them deliberately to run into danger that can be prevented. Parental control is the best and most effective of censor- ship in all lines. Indifferent and defective homes stimulate ,, loose morals. The church can be a powerful agent to make * good homes out of defective homes. It is time to cease railing at the evil itself and exert an influence that will bring to the home, to the parents, to the elder brother and sister from the good little fairy who had befriended him.” Nancy and Nick pulled up their chairs closer, the better to hear. “Algard figured it out this way,” said Mi O’ Mi. “If the magic wine in the golden horn could give him such strength after a single draft, the more he drank of it the stronger he would become. Then none could defeat him at the jousting match and he would win the Lady Alys, whose colors he wore. “For Algard had noticed that the golden horn filled instantly to the brim again, the minute he had emp- tied it. “So when the little man on the er he had stolen the golden horn, SIMS; We like spring better than we like| fall because you can't make cran- berry shortcake. Saw a hot dog yesterday with its , tongue hanging out. Bobbed hair is all right. We know it is, because a professor of psychy ogy says it isn't. Court says Charlie Chaplin's make-| up belongs to him alone. Better! THAT'S THE REASON Teacher——Why do you always add up wrongly? Scholar—I don't know! Teacher—Does any one help you? Scholar—Yes, my father! Teacher—What is he? Scholar—A waiter!—Vikingen, Os- jo. PICTURESQUE ANYWAY The American heiress had come back from her first trip to Eu- | talking wit! rope. At dinner her neighbor in- “Did you see many pictur- esque old ruins during your trip?” “Yes,” she replied. them proposed to me.”—Irish Week- quired: ly Times. EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO charming to Harry Thaw when he returned to the scenes of his former gay life. Saw also the bracelet and just|the chow pup he gave her. After Ihe r I pondered long on the perplexities of life, especially] B as to what constitutes charm and as to the vast variety of tempers “And six of | and temperaments to be found among us all...... Saw James Crane, dash- ing young actor, son of Dr. Crane and former husband of Alice Brady, the actress....... Saw Jeanne Eagles who missed only three weeks in the three-year run of “Rain.” She s going to Europe where she will play the role of Sadie Thompson an- other year.... Saw Albert Von Til- form. Three of the questiohs he an- swered thus: Name: Jacob Provinsky. Born: Yes. Business: Rotten. —London Tit- its. : __ THE WEALTHY ONE “Six of my sons are studying to be artists and. writers, the seventh is arming | icklayer: ren’t you rather optimistic, thinking that he can support the six pete mEle Fliegende Blatter, Mun- ich. HOW UPRIGHT HE IS Prison Director—What? You here & responsibility in directing the recreation of the youngsters. i i zer, the song writer, looking rather| again? I though ire green mound in the forest reached| }, trousers pressed. , ‘9 » 7 ought that your last A 3 +f Ie a y clutel it tighter and pu i i ‘ t e wees = |, _sir—bui & prevent indecency and protect the youth of the land if law | S0rd,°nly clutched (* ghter one rar] A, truck driver failed to beat a} windows fuli’ of purple and much|to be better still!--Dorfbartier, Bort = enforcement officials were alert and public opinion were be- | into the forest. ot cere enads pene aes the/lin. & hi . ““‘Please!’ begged the fairy. Movielstar i ing a snakeskin} street by fair ladies, yet it seems ——— F hind them. ee ; Hontmanach ay ei Bake cap | tae Sa ni enen| a color all out of keeping with warm THE DILEMNA But after all is said and done, if the home refuses to]is mine now. Go and teli your mas-|the snake wearing? | ane 2 Sew, will iam Danforth Rus told you to say ‘No, thank you, BY é do ‘ lan who has played the title role of|when offered cake a second time” £& supervise and censor the recreation and the literature of the|ter Haaeedt nen tipate ke “The Mikado” 1000 times, his first| “I did, mother, but they offered it youth in the home, the moral tone of the movies or mod- », ern literature will not be elevated. The home throws out many safeguards against disease ¢ and other forms of danger to bodily welfare. Its responsi- bility is as great as regards the morals of the youth. Estab- lishing a legal censorship will not eliminate the salacious book or film any more than the Volstead Act has eliminated liquor. But the influence of a good home can make it hard for the filthy film to be shown at a profit. ~ Minnie E. Kennedy recently issued-a little pamphlet en- titled: “The Home and Moving Picture.” In the closing chapter are these significant words: “Let it be said again that the remedy is in the hands of the parents. The home must determine what the outcome will be.” THA gree PRC? tay. a YOUTH WINS A VICTORY Tommy Gibbons, the fighting idol of the Northwest, has ‘gone down to defeat. Youth triumphs over middle age. There must be a last time and “Tommy” like the proverbial * pitcher went into the ring once too often and his fighting § prowess becomes a thing of the past. He may return for ‘a final swing, but as a top liner, he joins the crowd of “has § ns.” He retires from the ring at 36 years of age with é ‘an income that will keep the wolf from the door despite the AT it: “fact that his fighting arms have lost their punch and his ‘body the stamina that once stood the grueling blows of the gmighty Dempsey. i - Tunney becomes the chief contender for the honors that Ruler of the Forest and told him what had happened. “'So be it,’ sald the Ruler of the Forest. ‘His greediness shall be his own undoing.” Then what happened?” asked Nick. “Did the knight win?” “Yes, he won,” said Mi O' Mi. “All the way to the jousting match he kept sipping at the magic wine in the eyes with such cunning that no man could stand up against him. Or rather ride against him. For the knights fought on horses, with long iron lances. “But something else had changed beside his muscles and his eyes. His |} LITTLEJOE | GB CAN ALWAYS TELL ITISN’'T A WEED WHEN = THERE'S A RADISH HANGING ON THE EMD OF IT. golden horn, until his veins were| filled with such strength and his} jignorant. Then it’s even. They say Spokane clubwoman says woman's, place isn't in the home. Bet she hasn't looked lately. German sculptor is making a bust. of Hindenburg. The French might! enjoy a bust at Hindy. You can't always believe what you see. Henry never makes more than, 7500 flivvers a day. | Milwaukee man asks divorce be-| cause she kisses him too much. On-| ions would be cheaper. Chinese soldiers refuse to fight in’ the rain. It does dampen one's en-/ thusiasm. Professor says society girls are professors are ignorant. Man in Philadelphia jumped 1590 feet with a parachute. Bad enough,| but it would have been even worse! without one. Love is heart trouble, the only cure being matrimony. Those thinking they are better than others should be more careful with their thinking. History doesn't repeat itself. It! stutters, that’s all Many a goat grows up and be- comes lamb chops, i if | WE CAN'T STURN BACK “THE JONIVERSE FOR ‘Cou, BUT WS CAN URN OUT THE LIGHTS If ». NOW, So JANGAD AND Sine! G@OoD voice] AND COU'VS GOT Goop IONTROL OCF JT, BUT Ove FACE] YWouvs Gor A performance being in 1885...... Saw Corinne Griffith and Alice Joyce, queens of the screen, together and thus they make a picture of double beauty...... Saw Miguel Covarrubi- as, the Mexican cari would himself make for caricatur rist, and he good subject ... Saw Ted Coy n fests the power in his make-up which made him such & great football player.... Saw Jon Used to be husband of Constance Talmadge.. This is not*a column of cri comment, nor can the writer as th owner of a three-bulb set pose as an authority on radio. Still and it the largest city in the country an it operates its own broadcast- ing station that WNYC should be the best in the business instead of the worst. The station is mechanically imperfect and its programs are poor- ly arranged and incap: none ‘pitea Re: ssociation is takin, 1 million patrons to “determine the favorite dish of New York's public diners. With ten thousand votes re. turned so far the balloting indicates that corned beef and ‘e bage will 1 a comfortable ajority. returns are jin. Re Nase at ‘are Dempsey’s. Will youth triumph again? Dempsey, like opens Paate eiey ARE: Tak, te Py (S.A WAY. EEOM: TAY Tefding, New York is like stoking Gibbons, must some day meet his waterloo. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) up a steep grade, Pout fy sient in i The elimination of Gibbons from the contenders for a | world’s championship will be regretted by a host of admirers . and the fight fans throughout the nation were his friends, r SHORT STORY Chapter I. Tarry. vii. Marry: Chaptei Chapter III. Carry: Judge. shoveled into New York at > fog rate, Dut is dlaposed of as quick. it arrives. If the city were to elated ftom aupy for 48 hour: many: woe death, The strawberry getis Pialoglou. Recognize that name?! does seme to me since New York is| ‘in and I didn't know what to do in that case!”—Vikingen, Oslo. MORE WAYS THAN ONE ‘No, I never allow anyone to em- fe.” c “You dont? Let's dance, then.” “All right.”"—North Carolina Buc- caneer. ge mata all