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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D, as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publisher CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMI NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or) republication of all news dispatches credited ta it or not} otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub-| lished herein. | All rights of republication of special dispatches herein} are also reserved. “MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE | Daily by carrier, per year.. Beer 1h C3!) Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) aitaiatet ROU. Daily by mail, per year (in state outside - 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota . 6.00 "THE STATE’ NI DETROIT Kresge Bldg. TH 'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 18’ (Official City, State and County Newspaper) i » MARRYING FOR MONEY Would you mary for money? And what do you think of a woman who does? The other day the girls in a famous eastern college took | a secret ballot on this question: Would you marry for love| or money? And almost every girl who voted, said frankly that she would marry for money? These young women were not the clinging vine type. They were among the most highly educated women in the country girls who can leave school and earn good sal-| aries as teachers, social workers, magazine writers, private secretarie: They can go into almost any profession where a man can go to build his fortune. And yet they would throw love into the discard, and marry for money and idleness! How do you explain it? Frankly, you can’t. tery to all. If money could buy Happiness . . . the thing we all want | . . . Who would blame no one for wanting it? But it can’t. As wise old Dr. Johnson said hundreds of years ago: “Money can neither open avenues to pleasure biock up the passages of pain.” These girls in that college in the cast have one thing to It is a mys- nor learn . . . that there is no misery anywhere like that to be found in a loveless marriage. No amount of money car! make it bearable . . . any more than beautiful stage set-j tings can make a good play out of one that is dull tragedy! | : WORLD IS TOO SMALL S Small things as well as big demonstrate that this world has grown too small for the old isolated rationalism. The . European nations have had to set up a radio “czar” at Ge- * neva, to assign broadcasting wave lengths. The range of radio is so much broader than the reach of frontiers that separate national regulations would fill the air| s. with unintelligible Babel. ’ : We may as well realize that the same thing is true of 4 Nearly the whole modern life. When travel was on footpaths, ancient Greece could exist with no unit of authority larger than the city. Roman roads made the empire inevitable. | After ages of bad roads and fragmentary government, Napoleon’s roads again nationalized Europe.‘ Railroads and telegraphs internationalized everything but governments. Then, holdover nationalism in government, in an otherwise Rea avionalized world, broke it-into the chaos of the World ar. Now, with the airplane, the radio, and the terrible con- tagion, of destructive invention, the world is too small for any sort of isolationism. The old nationalism is as impos- * sible as a pioneer prospector wielding his pick on Fifth = Avenue. Crowded nations will have to learn what crowded indi- viduals learned. TEN COMMANDMENTS Ten commandments for a happy marriage are given by | =. J. A. R. Cairns, London magistrate who has handled many divorce cases, in a special article for the London Dispatch. = He bases them on his experience of 25 years in handling ~ divorce cases. Here they are: 4 1—Don’t expect paradise. Paradise is for the dead ; mar- riage for the living. 2—Respect each other. 3—Avoid undue familiarity. 4—Be angry one at a time, because just as it takes two make a marriage, it takes two to make a fight. 4 5—Remember things go wrong occasionally in the best “ regulated households. -6—Build castles in the air together. 7—Study each other and try to make each other happy. ~8—Put home life first. 9—Show your affection. “ 10—Avoid cynicism. 4 The judge has said a lot in a few words. The command- = ments are well worth pasting up on your dressing table. * to Wie Ne Set SAFETY ~ One hundred and thirty-one fewer lives were lost in rail- Editorial Review Ke Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express ion of The Tribune. They the opin: are \n order that of i bein discussed in the press of the jay. LONDON CONSIDERS TEXAS (Fort Worth Star’ Telegram) Publicity of an unusual kind is attained by Texas through the is- suance in London cf a_ special “Pexas supplement” of the London Times, the world’s largest news- paper, with a circulation all over the world. The occasion is the forthcoming convention in Hous- ton of the Associated Advertising Clubs of the Werld, which many British business men will attend. Sixteen full-size newspaper pages are devoted to Texas, with articles by experts discussing: every phase of Texas geography, history, in- dustry, resources, climate and peo- ple. Each of the chief cities of the state is described, Forth Worth re- ceiving a column notice. Texas, even more than the re- mainder of the United States, feels the tie of kinship with England. In its youthful days as a republ Texas received a great deal of a: sistance from fev and financial authoriti London. Much British mone s found in- vestment in T velopment, and many Bri citizens have eh cast their lot with the new Anglo- ion in the South- s taday is the chief to the great English cotton spinning industry, and Tex- as furnishes petroleum and_petrol- eum preducts to Great Britain in axon civilizat west Tex: great quantities. Most of the English travelers will be visiting ‘Texas for the first time. Texas’ hospitality is pledged to make their stay a vle it as well as and informative one. THAT SHOULD BE AMPLE (Grand Forks Herald) When we think of ocean car- riers coming up the St. Lawrence into the Great Lakes we are apt to of the Leviathan, th great freighters of ize trying to worry The plans for Maje: stic corresponding through the loc the improvement of the § rence waterway do not plate the accommodation o great passenger liners or the lar- gest ¢f the freighter But when the canals are enlarged to the depth provided, in the: plans which have. been made, 80 per cent of the worll’s frefglit' ¢arriers cin carry goods to afd from the lake ports. fr ESE NOTHING TO -WORRY ABOUT irmer's Advocate) ing. announcement The “interes that our neighbors to the north, the Canadians, stand pt the head of, all expgrters cf wheat, was re- cently made by our Federal statis. ticians.’ There is evéry reason for believing that Canada will increase her leadvover ts, Stich a situation is not‘at all diseduraging to our ‘farmer . * ADVENTURE OF THE; TWINS BY OLIVE RORERTS BARTON MRS. PENGUIN AND. TRE SHEATH ,BILLS Peter Pengufi was.so full of stor- ies that Doctor Bill and the Twins coaxed him to stay. “You afe sych good company!” ‘said Doctor Bill, “and I can’t tell vou when I've had fych a good laugh.”. “Do tell us Smother story,” coaxed the Twins. sae “Well—” . said Peter ' Penguin scratching his head with his wing, “let me see. Would you like to hear about the albatross and the jelly- fish or about ‘the penguin and the sheath-bill bird? “Which is the funniest one?” ask-| ed Nick, “Alas!” sighed Peter Penguin. “Neither are so very funny. Indeed in the story about the albatross bird, the jelly-fish put so many stingers into him he was lame for six days and—” “Then tell us the other story,” said Nancy quickly. “All right, And he began: “Once upon a time there was a penguin ‘called Mrs, Penguin, and she scolded her husband something awful. If he said the sun was hot, she said it was cold, and if he said the sea was rough, she said it was smooth, and if he said the fishing was poor, she said it was fine. “And so it went on, day in and day out until Mister Penguin got a perfectly hen-picked, I mean ‘pen- guin-pecked’ look, . “He lost his appetite and he swam so slowly he never won any races any more, and all the other penguins began to nudge each other and say, said Peter Penguin. * road crossing accidents in the United States during the per-' iod from June 1 to Oct. 1, 1924, than during the correspond- ing period of the previous year. “This was due largely to the intensive safety. campaign conducted by our railroads, which started June 1. The de- crease in fatalities was made in the face of a 20 per cent increase in the number of automobiles in use. ~ Much credit for conservation of human life should go to : the National Safety Council, an ‘organization that does as g much in its way to prevent accidents and deaths as the Red Fy Cross does to administer to the victims of disaster. ECONOMY MRE oye. oe td a who laughed at the first steamboat, steam train, automobile and airplane. Se : Everything is possible. Mihds intent upon finding a motor that will run 50 miles on a gallon of. gasoline may sur- 3 = Aan automobile motor is being experimented upon which | prise themselves to find that the motor will go 75 miles. Such minds should be encouraged. : F] its said will run 50 miles on a gallon of gasoline. i NEXT = -+ What’s going to replace crossword book publishers are asking each oth We'd like to see a love of the outdoors, interest in camp- puzzles? Editors and It can’t be done, many will say. But there was also those | All the tight places aren’t in Scot- ‘that all her great thrills came from THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | = ~ oe \ pee [LLM LETTER FROM SALLY ATHERTON TO BEAT! E SUMMERS, CONTINUED Do you know, Bee, I am almost wicked enough to be glad that Jack Prescott has felt some of the pangs of jealousy that he has*inflicted up- on every woman who has ever loved him, But I do hope that Leslie will not find out after all that the great strength of her affection has been! given to some one other than her husband, for that would only bring her great unhappiness, even though he were q better man than John Prescott, At this time, however, I am sure the fact that she was able to dance so perfectly, “Do you know, Sally,” she con- fided to me, “that while I was danc- ing last night I almost believed t the great joy of lite lay in phys motion, Its rhythm, its conscious grace, seemed happiness enough. I do not wonder that all people from the Aborigines to the most sophis- tieated modern take pleasure in some kind of a dance, and that they make it express their emotions of pleasure and pain.” I have written you, dear Bee, at great length about Leslie, for 1 am very much interested in what ha; happened to her. However, I won- der if I have ever spoken to you in my letters of the young girl that Leslie took into her home at the request of Ruth Burke as a kind of nursery governess for her son. I'm sure I told it to you. At the time, I reproached myself for thinking that possibly this iil might have some of the taint of her ” DOGGONE i : @ BALLON FAN! CERTAINLY ARE . STUFF ALL These Iara brother, who as we all know made the life of Ruth Burke a perfect hell us long as he was her husband. first impression, however, Hington was very good is exceedingly lovely to look at, and she has brains. Since that first meeting, however, when I was quite curious about her, 1 have seen her only once or twice. But the night of the rty 1 got another impres- sion of 1 am not so sure about her si y or goodness. _ I can not definitely lay my hand on a hing that she did, but there emed to be some sort of an under- nding between her and Mr. Pres- cott, She is intensely amusing to him, in fact she lays herself out to amuse him. He nly danced with her and his wife during the entire of he Zoe evening. *1 am rathe: med to tell you this, Bee, because { noticed that Melville Sartovis, end even Sydney Carton, seemed much taken with the girl. She evidently has all her brother's: magnetism. Whether she is using it consciously, as did her brother, to gain her own ends, or unconsciously with the irresponsi- bility of youth anda desire to p) I do not know, but if you can in a general way write something to Les- lie that will her stop, look and listen, I think you will be do- ing her a great favor. J am glad I am going to see you so soon. Then.we will have one of our old-fashioned talk fests. I have a few problems of my own to put up to you. Your advice is always so sane. Regards to Dick, Lovingly, e; (Copyright, 1985, NEA Serv ‘Just look at poor Mister Penguin! Isn't it a shame? His wife nags at him until he hasn't any spirit left? “One day his wife said to him, ‘Mister Penguin, I am going to lay some eggs. And while I’m sitting on them, I wish you would watch around and keep the sheath-bills away.’ The sheath-bills are birds and enemies of the penguins. “*Sure I will,” said Her husband, because he was most obliging and did everything she asked him. “So that day she laid an egg and the next day she laid an egg and the next and the next, until finally she had seven eggs in the nest. “Then she sat on them, ; “But she hadn't been sitting more than two days when two sheath-bills came along. They always go in pairs, sheath-bills do. Like most robbers they work In twos, und they were robbers all- right. They were after her eggs. | “One sheath-bill began to peck at! her head. “But Mrs. Penguin never moved. She knew that if she did, the other sheath-bjll would get behind her and eat her eggs. “So she called, ‘Mister Penguin! Mister Penguin! Come here at once and help me.’ “Yes, darling!’ said the rushing up. But suddenly he stopped and just looked on. “ ‘Why. don't you help me?” de- manded Mrs. Penguin angrily. “I was just thinking,’ said Mister Penguin. ‘Now you know how I feel all the time. No matter which way I move there you are after me, I think V’il-let you alone and see what happens.’ i “Oh! Oh! DoMhelp me, begged his wife. “I see how mean I have been. Honestly, I will!” So Mister Penguin “chased the sheath-bills away and Mrs, Penguin had no more trouble. Mister Pen- guin hadn’t either. His wife had learned a lesson.” “How do you know?” asked Nancy. “Because I’m Mister Penguin him- self,” said Peter with a wink. (To Be Cuntinued) COLOR COMBINATION Brilliant red flannel is often com- Tl let you alone after this. SMART COMBINATION Tan or beige kasha is very smart when combined with kasha of a dark brown shade. THURSDAY, MAY 21, 1925 \ Thine Tis ANSAER 000 last year. | The Pantslegger Is Another Big Problem | , Op DE! aR, IF IT ISNT ONE i t SIMS British soap trusts made $27,000,- They cleaned up. Woman golf champ says she nev- er cusses. She's a perfect Indy bug. The job we want is in faris where men are hired and paid to color pipes by smoking them. . In Africa, the Prince of Wales shot a blesbok. This should teach blesboks to leave him alone, BEWARE OF QUACKS, WHETHER OF THE MIND OR THE BODY By Chester H. Rowell | | | | i | if Beware of quacks, whether of the mind or. of the body. As to quacks of the body, Dr. Mayo uttered his warning, ; before the Congress of Physicians against the claims of the “gland rejuverators.” i A few things are known, and a few more seem to be in the way of being found out, regarding the functions of cer- tain “ductless” glands, and some very useful treatment has {been based on that knowledge. 4 But this does not include the only “glands” in which the popular interest has been aroused, and does not confirm the claims of “rejuvenation” by the implantation of monkey, “glands.” The way to stay young is to live right. Above all, distrust the “glad pills” that anybody tries to sell in shops, for you to prescribe and administer yourself. If they contain thyroid extract, they are very dangerous. lit they contain any other glands, liver and bacon is cheaper, and exactly as effective. The quacks of the mind are newer and subtler. One of them is under investigation by the grand jury, in Boston. Most of them are at large, advertising in respectable me- diums and going in good society. Evidently the low profits of quack medicine drove some of its practitioners into quack psycho- logy. The way to tell the quack from the scientific psychologist is simple enough. First: is he recognized by the pro- fession? Ask the professor of psy- chology in the nearest university. Second: has he anything to sell to you whose chief value is the money you can make out of it? The real psychologist will advance your knowledge, rather than your “pow- ae And that knowledge will make you wiser, rather than richer. Beware of any psychology that is “worth the money.” MAYBE IT WAS “JUDGMENT” AFTER ALL Here are two incidents, both hap- pening the same day, which in a more superstitious age would have presented a puzzle. A speaker at a meeting celebrat- ing Huxley’s hundredth anniversary delivered an anti-religious speech and dropped dead, Obviously, a “judgment.” But the same day, a_ physician, seaing an autqmobile, accident, rushed for his bandages, and also dropped dead. Did God or the devil do that? This age does not ask the ques- If your child is a finicky eater and is apparently undernourished there is a possible chance that he suffers from adenoids. 4 Is there no justice’ in France? Woman got eight years just for shooting her own husband. i} ‘ There is no future in being a Bal- Kan statesman, Women in Persia have started to bob their hair, Bet thé neighbors call them Persian cats, Four were killed’ first day of Safety Week in Peoria, Ill, but it comes only once a yea Caine is named nead- of packers’ bureau. The news should have been headed, “Coolidge Raises Cainc.” French say they will welcome any suggestions about their debt to us. We beg to suggest she pay. If Mr. MacMillan finds a striped! cat up the North Pole he had better not try to catch it. An optimist is a young fellow who thinks maybe her father was only walking in his sfeep. The girls of an eastern school are riding bicycles because exercise makes their arms beautiful. EVERETT TRUE MES, MISTER TiRVG, MHey’/rRe GooD. APPLES, va m Rist Now! bined with beige kasha wool to make Teversible coats and wrapa, Ice TAKS SOME OF THESE APPLES — THEY Cook PRETTY Good. HE'S NOT SGLLING THER HERE — He’'S SELLING APPLES t BY CONDO -|made improvements on it unt ; “ ‘had spent $900, with the result that | ¥o"d in compari Adenoids are a superfluous growth, which form at the roof,of the ncfial passages. Because of their location they pre- vent the passage of air through the nose, and the child breathes through the mouth. Because the air does not pass through the nose the child possesses little sense of smell, and also suf- fers in the sense of taste, Food that has no taste is dsa- You certainly have to keep on your toes-to be a good dancer, : Looks count. That's why cost more than bath tubs. autos Ananias was a ‘married man. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc ) New York, May 21—One of the best flivver. stories I have heard concerns’ young Henry. Rogers, son of H. H, Rogers, the Standard Oil millionaire. Young Henry was deprived of the us of on of the family cars becausé he drove too fast along the - Long Island roads, Then he asked his father if he could have a car if he bought one out of his, allowance. His father, believing that he could buy no high-powered car out of his al- lowance, gave his permission, Young Rogers bought an old fliv- ver for $30. However, he continually he had a racing body with a bright blue coat of paint and the engine had been regeared until it could make 100 miles an hour. Then. the elder Rogers intervened. He arranged with a gatage man to re-alter the car so that it would not run. “There,” said the mechanic, as he finished his work. "Il guarantee that car won’t run a. mile without burning ‘out its bearings. It’s all out of gear.” Young Rogers took the car out and made his usual speed with no damage to the car. The next day the young Barney Oldfield took his remodeled’ flivver to the garage to have the oil system inspected. The garage man drained off all the oil in the car, told the youth that his car was all right and then watched him drive down the’ street in. the expectation of seeing the bearings burn out. Young Rogers is still driving his car at great speed without any oil and the bearings haven't yet burned out. Another New York success story to attract ambitious youths from afar: Samuel Rubel has just completed a merger of ice and coal compa Brooklyn, involving property valued between 30 and 60 million dolisrs, Eighteen years ago he was working 16 hours a day peddling ice from his wagon, He came: from: Russia -in steerage in 1905. He was 21 then. His only advice is “work hard’ and don’t depend too much on outsiders.” porary ‘Tom: Swope, Cincinnati sport édi- tor, was sitting in an uptown she other night wextito a table where FABLES ON HEALTH ADENOIDS EASY TO REMOVE Bohemian and the production devis ed by John Murray An and revue notables and a vue of thirty famous artist. models will assist Gallagher and. Shean in the season. tion. Apoplexy, precipitated by exer- tion, killed them both. A similar dilemma troubled some people after the San Francisco earthquake. Many churches were badly shattered. All the breweries and distilleries stood. Of course, the reason was clear enough. Churches, being hard up for mon- ey, had been shoddily built. Brew- eries, being prosperous, had been soundly built. So, perhaps it was a “judgment” after all. - REAL SAFETY IS GOOD SERVICE - Don’t see any “bolshevik” buga- boos looming on the sky, when the labor unions hate the I. W. W. worse than the Chamber of Com- merce does, and when Calles, Social- ist president of Mexico, warns Rus- sian agitators that they will not be tolerated. In every country in Europe the Socialists are fighting the Com- munists, and are fought by them. The real safeguards against bolshe- vism and communism are not the union-busting radicals of capitalism, or the two hundred per cent pseudo- patriots, In fact, if there were any danger of realizing their bugaboos, these would be the chief provocator greeable to the child, and does stimulate the appetite. Adenoids are not difficult to move. A surgeon can take them without seriously endangering life of the patient. In addition to the loss of smell and taste, adenoids tend to produce a receding chin. This as a result of keeping the mouth open for breath- ing. When the doctor examines child for adenoids also have examine the tonsils. Decayed tonsils are the cause of numerous ills. out the the him an insurance solicitor was. selling a policy to.another man. He ‘reports the following conversation: “Vot iss your occupation?” “Jus’ call me a resident buyer.” “How do you spell rezident?” “How should I know? Jus’ call me buver. “Where were you born?” “Down south some place, but jus’ make it New York. I'd rather be born in New York.” —JAMES W. DEAN. HIGH PRICED COMEDY PAIR TO COME HERE Mister Gallagher and Mr. Shean, the highest priced comedy team in the world, and heralded the length and breadth of the country as those “unique and extraordinary” comedi- ans, now. on the first lap Of their World Tour, will be seen here. in person, at the Auditorium on Tues- day, June 2. This season’s edition of the Green- wich Village Follies which was pen- ned éspecially as a starring vehicle |for Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean is he not only up. ‘date, but a little be- mn with the revue in which ‘these comedians created such @ sensation last season. The comedy -scenes are the joint contribution of Billy K. Wells, Lew Fields, George Kaufman and George V. Hobart; the lyries by Bert Kal- mar and Irving Caesar, and haunting melodies by Louis Hirsch, Harry Ruby and Con Conrad, the The presentation is made by The Ine, A. L. Jones and Green, managing directors, ed and stag- derson. A brilliant cast of musieal comedy beauty re- presenting the revue beautiful of. auchaleeaan | LITTLEJOR { — AV8E THEY DO Live - / HAPPILY EVER AFTER: + ~ BUT "AFTER wHaT? wae,