The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 18, 1925, Page 2

aa Spittal 3: If Uncle Sam’s military training camps could break onto! Pines training _ stamp, there'll be a boom in tourist telepathy this season, . PAGE TWO THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class nn Matter. Publisher | GEORGE D. MANN - - - - PPee Foreign Representatives - G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - : - : DETROIT Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - Fifth Ave. Bldg. ; MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not | otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- | lished herein. ' All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | are also reserved. Kresge Bldg. | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year. $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in 7.20 Bi marek) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) oe Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) City, State and Cou TWO LITERARY FIGURES Literature loses two outstanding figures in the death of Sir Rider Haggard and Amy Lowell. : The one a novelist, the other a poet and critic of worth; had a large following. Few probably knew that although England was the land of his adoption, Haggard was of Danish birth. Miss Lowell, a cousin of James Russell Lowell was intensely American. Her verses from the standpoint of structure were unique and a decided departure from the accepted standards of English poetry. Some critics praised and others tore them to tatters, but Amy Lowell was a bril- liant critic and although she trod out new paths in poetry, her work attracted wide attention where English is read. Rider Haggard belonged to the romantic school of novel- ists. His vogue was not as great toward the close of his career. Many of his novels and tales of adventure thad .an African background. ' He w lawyer also and held many official positions in South Africa An expert upon farming, he was sent to United States to study rural conditions and later he returned for a survey of housing conditions and the work of the Salva.. tion Army. nty Newspaper) EXERCISE Clarence Dillon, who purchased the Dodge interests, does not work long hours. Frequently he works but three hours a day, we are told, and he takes frequent vacations. He keeps his mind’ free from details to enbale him to think better. { .. If you area young man struggling upward, don’t adopt his system. Take time for thinking and playing. But unless you have an unusual mind, you’l think better if you exercise your mind instead of resting it. LITERATURE Two hundred people, reading in relays, read through the Bible in 20 hours at Geneva, New York. While this may be interesting from the standpoint of elocution, it is hardly so from a literary or religious point of view. The Bible has great literary merit, but like all great books it should be read carefully and thoughtfully. A hiker, though he goes slower, absorbs more of the beauty of nature than does the aviator. i GROWTH Unofficial figures compiled at Washington indicate that ae population of the United States will be 113 million by uly. That’s an increase of something like eight million in five years. Two million are immigrants; nearly six million na- tive born. . We are growing fast, but there’s room for even faster growth. There are enough resources here and enough land ‘to take care of many times 113 millions. APPLICATION “Douglas Moore breaks right arm while directing choir |#nd they boil us down to make pen-| at Amasa Stone Chapel.” That’s all a Cleveland paper told. But it challenges in- terest. f What interest Douglas must have in his work. Keep your eye on him. A hundred per cent case of American gogettum is the diagnosis suggested by the meager three-line item. HEALTH Montana has just been found to be the “healthiest” state in the Union, its death rate being only 7.8 per year per 1000 population. . + But don’t hasten to Montana. For the secret of the nea rate lies in the birth rate, which is the smallest in the nion. Many babies die shortly after birth. If few babies are pom, fewer. still die, and death averages are consequently lower. WORRY, ABOUT THIS 4 Tf you believe in evolution, expect America to go to blazes ‘ast. ?._ A umber of years ago the proportion of persons, doing office work was small. Vigorous,outdoor lives were led. +. Today 30 per cent of the workers work indoors. The per- centage is rapidly mounting. The average indoor worker gets too little exercise, eats too much and rests too little. What’s coming? 3 FooD * The prime reason behind the uprising of the Riffs against the French and Spanish is crop failures in the native regions. *) Famine spurred the French revolution. Famine put over the Russian revolution. If Wilhelm could have kept his sub- jects well fed, he'd still be emperor of Germany. A well fed populace seldom revolts. ie EUGENICS ~ Wisconsin is discussing the application of its eugenic marriage law to women. 4 , Regulation of this sort may or may not produce a healthier face, but it certainly will not be effective until ali states have :. It’s too easy to cross state lines. camps do, there Editorial Review Comments reproduced in_ this column muy or not express the opinion of ‘The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers tay have both sides of important issues which are being discussed the press of the day. THIRTEEN YEARS OLD (Halliday Promoter) With this ue the Halliday Promoter enters upon its thir- teenth year, under the present r anagement since the spring of For ten years the writer has personally edited and super- vised every issue suve three or four, When we first ‘ived in Halliday there was not idewalk in town, one church, a little one room schcol house, no electri lights, the city hall and the owned auditorium were minus :fix- tures, the village was incor porated, very few substantial business houses, the daily passe! ger train had not made its uppearance. Things hi very much since our first the Promoter. Halliday recognized as one of the towns on the north branch. Three church organization, electic lights, steam heated hotel, fire apparatus, chemical engines, a beautiful city park and the best kept streets of any village in Dunn county, ‘the s and business houses, as well as the residences it are kept freshly painted and a neat appe e of things in gen- eral is what you, will find and_ see in Halliday. Yes, indeed, t have changed quite materially in Halliday since we first landed in town. LET THEM WORK (Killdeer Herald) to be commend to use the convicts at the peniten- tiary to do id work around the institution. From reports we have heard about the free movies, reei- tals, ball games and various other kinds of amusements afforded pp oners down there, it is a little re- freshing to know that some cf them will be afforded an oppor- ally. Work will not hurt anyone, even if it is done in a penitentiary. As the Bismar tribune has stated, if the labor union is really about this convict labor propesition, why ddn’t they offer objections to gonvicts working in the twine plant, gardening, tailor- ing and printin ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON MAKES A VISIT Searcely had Mister Wild Duck taken himself off, when Nick ex: claimed, “Oh, Doctor Bill, here come. another bird that looks like a bis- hop. He has a black coat and a white shirt front and he’s fat and straight and sort of leans backward.” Doctor Bill, the bird doctor, laughed and laughed. “That's rigyt, Nick,” he exclaimed, looking where Nick was pointing. “It’s Peter Pen- guin. He does look like a bishop. He visits me once a year to tell me the news, We are old friends. How are you, Peter?” he asked as the fat bird waddled in and looked at them all with his funny round e; “I'm all right so far,” said Peter Penguin. “But it’s only because I have enough sense to come away when the coming is good. It’s about this time of year that boat lo: of men come to our island and kill us by hundreds. I always get away first.” “What do they want to kill so many of you for?” asked Nancy sym- pathetically, “They say that we are extra oily PETER PENGUIN guin oil, I don’t know what it is used for, and I don’t care,” he added indignantly. “Won’t you sit down and tell us the news?” invited Doctor Bull. “Thanks, I am sitting,” said the bird, “I just look as though I was standing. I’m very comfortable. As for news—let me see. There ought to be plenty, as there are more sea- birds than any other kind. live on fish, s of a living. “Won't you tell these about the sea-birds?” ed Doctor Bill, “There are so many kinds and they are all so interesting.” “Certainly,” said Peter Penguin obligingly. “Personally I admire the high-diving birds, myself. The loon and the gannet are the highest of all ‘divers, They can go under water for quite a distance and stay for eight minutes without any air. They al- ways come up unharmed, and usual- ly land a fine big fish for their trou- ble. They might be called sea-geese, children for they really belong to the goose FLAPPER FANNY says ( 2 he wn 4, B i the way. #4 wo-cent { a Malieq cari_be™ Foasted——even tHougn «« isn’ ’t well done, good school, | tunity to handle a shovel occasion- | s|which have the same habits .as the THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE { | WARS ON THIS BOOTLE SEEM O BE LETTER FROM SALLY ATHERTON TO BEATRICE SUMMERS, CONTINUED | “But I really do like this sort of thing,” Sydney Carton said to me, “and I'm having a very nice time.” “If you are, you had better take in your sign,” I protested. “What you really look like is the unhappiest rth, who, by some strange ce, has strayed into a glorious inhabited by beauteous houris and consequently has had his misery i ed a hundredfold.” ess; is it as bad as that?” d with a shudder. “Who do you think is the most beautiful woman here tonight ®’ he asked ob- viously changing the subject. “Why, Leslie of course,” I swered promptly. nd the next,” he questioned. “There isn’t any next.” an- “You're very loyal, Mrs, ~Ather- ton, “No,” I. answered, “Only dis- criminating. If you should question me very closely I would probably say that little Miss Ellington would be my next choice. * Perhaps, some ople would think Zoe the more utiful. but my judgment goes to | Leslie. If I could discriminate be- | tween them, I would say’ that’ Les- | lie has lived and it has made her more beautiful and Zoe wants to live which is her beauteous appeal.” Leslie has something in her face nowadays, Bee, that’ she has never had before, You would hardly recog- The Busy Man’s. Newspaper GGER DONT VERY SUCCESSFUL eT Coa! Wee le AN EXCU, RAISE AY PRICES nize the spiritual extent of her beau- There are hints of sorrow, something of temptation 1 i and a character building that seem almost unéarthly. To me, Bee, Leslie Pri one good woman who the one religious wo rtt is the Lrrow, Wo! an who is not the one real woman that me glad I belong to the sex. Carton Jooked over to where s talking to man who was a stranger to me. 4 caught something had never seen befor a youthfulness of spirit, which made her beauty irresistible. The man beside me sighed then he smiled. and at we know iness, as Leslie has must have orrew to ¢ it, its most beautiful quality. She seems very hap tonight, . Atherton. I'm glad she is go- ing back to ‘her old home where her friends are like you, people who un- derstand her. Leslie, (1 noticed, Bee, that he ated over the name) ‘ young and very hu- man after e next few years of her life will the cruc God grant she may be happy. That sounds I write it, nd some Bee, but Carton said it, there was an impersonal quality in the words that made them almost like a prayer. I wondered—oh, well, perhaps I had better not write you what 1 wondered. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) ~ family, but their legs are so far back on their bodies they have a hard time walking. They live on the wa- ter most of the year.” “That is interesting,” said Nick. “Are there any others? “Loads”, suid Peter Penguin with a gratified air. “There are the sea- parrots, too! They are called puffin birds, but they look exactly like par- rots. They have enormous bills which make it easy to catch fish. “And then there are the bullimots puffins and are always found near them. The guillimots look a lot like me,” said the penguin, “Only they can fly and I can't. The puffin birds and guillimots have some friends they never leave. They are culled razor bills. These three kinds of birds—the puffins, guillimots and |.razor. bills, all live near to each oth- er on high rocky cliffs beside the sea, You will see thousands of them together at a time. They jump off the rocks and fly down to the sea to catch fish. “There are other interesting | things, not only about these birds,! but abou® other sea-birds as well,” said ‘Peter Penguin importantly. | “Then,” coaxed Nancy, “do yell us, won't you.” . (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) N. P. RAILROAD PLAN TRIBUTE TO EXPLORER Fargo, N. D., May 18=-The Great Northern Railway plans the eree- tion of a monument to David-Thomp- (son, geographer, who followed Sieur| |de la Verendrye in exploring North Dakota, W. R. Mills, general adver- tising agent of the road, announced jin ’a letter to the Associated Press,| Falsen, -N. D., was recently named Canadiah who came down through Manitoba, passed the present site of Minot and the old ‘Mandan Indian forts, the Mouse and Missouri riv- ers, and on into Montana. The rail- road which now crosses Verendrye’s trail was instrumental in having the town renamed, : Mr. Mills said today that Thomp? son, who followed eVerendrye, about sixty years after the “discoverer of the *Nerthwest" 4 do tie Verendrye in honor of the French |* | state, “passed “along” the “Mouse ‘tiver somewhere in the vicinity of the present town of Verendrye! The exact location of the monu- ment, or its construction, was not detailed by the Great Northern of- ficial, who said that it would pro- bably be unveiled some time in July. this, won't s 8. SIMS “SAYS Just about the strangest news in the papers today is a Ch ist drank poison booze. aptured six bank robbers in We didn't banks was illegal there, The: i | Moscow, know Men must st home more, Seattle irl told the judge she mistook a stranger for her husband. Most auto wrecks are caused by people who don’t know word meaning desist. | Schum for blames — women on the war? Coolidge, president, | ture ma some Indians, Alabama man shot his wife when she threatened to leave, but doubt if it changed her mind. in Rockwell with 25 years ity, Ia., and got aw: in the pen. Big tobacco company has broke. Profits went up in smoke. A Colorado woman shot her hus- band because he wouldn’t come to dinner, Read it to your husband. slip on bathing suits. | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | 1 St war (ver {| Buncacow 1 TH WHEN tM AROUND — HT WAY AND A WRONG Cnn vUS NOMEN, MISTE MY WIFE KnNoWS WHo's BOS ERE’S NO FUNNY BUSINESS R Teves, | S_ In OoR ; YES, YOUR WIFE KNOWS ‘ou, AN©@ So Dot, OTHEE MARRIED HOMBRES ! Tite FURTHER You Get FROM HOUSE THG FUNNICR WHO'S BOSS, AND 30 Do) AND 30 Do ALL THE “THAT'S WH Your You Sex ro chem- | robbing | nun a four-lette r When did _ people had his pie- but! we turbance. A man broke into a grocery store | gone 4 MONDAY, MAY 18, 1925): CAN DO AS THEY PLEASE— BUT NOT WITH OUR MONEY “Keep the peace, or pay your own bills for breaking it.” This isthe gist of Ambassador Houghton’s obviously author- ized warning to Europe. Even more significant is his de- | mand that the nations credit each other with good faith. | i | | | By Chester H. Rowell i | “Permanent peace can come only in one way: it must be | based ‘upon an assumption of the good faith of all who parti- | cipate in it.” . © ign | This is notice to France to reverse its present attitude, ‘or else pay the cost of its barricades of suspicion. | After all, if America is to be the banker of the world, we might as well exercise the banker's privilege. . In fact, through private | iwe have been doing so’ for some time, | channels. : : | ‘The channels are still to be private. The credit which | Hurope ig to get or not to get is private credit, from Amer- ‘ican investors. er i { But, if a part of the security of that credit is the public | policies of Europe; it is well that the government take the \responsibility of stating our attitude toward those policies. | Mr. Houghton’s speech is the announcement that this has | been done. Pe cn | If the European nations will tnite for peace, on the basis of mutual good faith, their credit in America for the neces- sary funds will be. good. If they insist that they can not trust each other, neither will Amer- eet a 73 fica trust them for the weapons of {their mutual dis The new mayor announces “a reign Bathers may nothing; and libert they like, Jove of cando but not with our ‘money, what or is no limit on gambling, and en " oe Bicol sing hours for anything. Sin- Wet oe eee tose are invited to come and sin | more, in a community where | One more federal ¢ourt has sus- sae ie us i jtained the legality of the publica] Rt TT tatoo except the ‘Ten jee aeoe hone to be spoken | Commandments. If you have the ei word wir nave it iterdeci,{Price--which in Deauville is high— [by the supreme court, but its deci- i . y buy whatever you care to |sion, if it finds that the information | Y°U dan. Deativille proudly — en- [may be given out? will doubtless alse] si rgnes the world, the flesh and the [include the right of the newspapers) Gavi, and invites those who like aN that sort of thing, and have the y citizen has: the right of ac- to the rolls, the newspaper re sis included. And whatever ion the public has the right to receive, the newspaper has the sight to print. The real calamity will be to Con- gress, which will then have to is likely, it turns out that mos these are from “puritan” America—we can spare them, if Deauville can stand them. Maybe Christendom Become Christian : 4 ake | “Secretary Wilbur, who is a good |the responsibility whieh it ehronical-| cy ristian, thinks that the war stood Jy seeks to escape, Congress either) ing ‘Christian test. Far be it from [wants these lists published in the} (M€ oMrSHa" UO Christendom. be- it must accept the responsibil- reminded of certain including the personal protests redited as Chris- But one doctrines once a ity of each congressman’s most .“influ-| tian, “Ye have heard that it hath ential” constituents. been said, An eye for‘an and a If it does not, it must repeal the! tooth for a tooth. But I say unto llaw, and take the consequen | cluding, the s' \ually less “influent: rous constituents -| you, That ye, resist not evil.” “Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good! to them that hate you, nd pray for them which despiteful- 1” but far more that their shielding the rich.” | use you.” And mu more, , it is hard on the poo: peta Z congressman, For what he really | @————-———_—_______» wants is to. please each cl and} | A THOUGHT | — y Let not the wise man glory in his wisdom, neither let the mighty man glory in his might, let not the rich man glory in his ~iches—Jer. 9: {te get the votes and other “support” | | of both; Sky Is the Limit in Deauville At last the “ideal town”’ of our} tapostles of “personal liberty” has It is Deauville, France, Henry Ford's being sued for $12,- been found. i . 00,000, If he loses, flivvers may go Where there are to be no laws, statu-} Pride goeth before destruction, up a nickel next year. tory or moral, and “everything| and a haughty spirit before a fall.— goes.” : Bible. FABLES ON HEALTH INVESTIGATE HEADACHES hea ache e { Thousands suffer. from [without knowing that {symptoms of some physiolog headache sufferers cames from drug stores in small boxes, or vials, By the use of drugs the pain is Killed, as far as the patient can feel, but the headache is not gone, Neither is the cause, If persons, who suffer from head- aches, make a careful study of them- velves the¥ have a chance of effect- ing a permanent cure. If they do not care to take ‘the trouble to look into their case, jor have a physician to do it, they j might as well resolve to continue in {their pain. both direct | Here is a list of a few Headache causes are Constipation,. bad air, hunger, fa- train, indigestion, brain wrious neuralgias,” nasal mouth breathing, worry, citement, alecholje indul- | genci ck of sleep, coffee, drugs jand a score of other things. The most usual remedy anger, e plied by | Chicago. man held a perfect bridge jhand. When this happens in poker ithe rules say fight. ener, and he is patching up an old flivver for ‘a ride across the country. Ho, for a life of such freedom!!!! ing dishes “has made more , than almost anything. NEA Service, Inc.) Those ‘iving in communities over- looking the .ower bay need not go to movie theaters for entertainment these days. Roy Hopkins, of Bay Ridge, reports that while sitting at breakfast he often watches the coast guard pursuing rum runners in fast motorboats, shots adding chase, a to the thrill of the Two things which New York lacks indiéate the artificiality of life here. The city lacks sufficient room for its children to play. About the only green grass on Manhattan Island is that in the publie parks, Much of that is fenced in’and broad sweeps of it are posted with “Keep. Off” signs, * Now Mayor Hylan proposes to use "14 acres of Central Park for a play- ground. the city into two groups, those for keeping all ‘the green grass that the city has and those fon giving the New York, May 18.—See-sawing up and down Broadway, I saw Willie Hoppe, the billiard shark. He runs a billiard parlor and t me ‘that even in his.off-weeks he plays at least ten games of 500 Seeing ‘many girls with. the new Gloria Swanson bob, which ig quite mannish land necessitates shing the ears levery morning, .. Saw Big Bill | s |dwards moving down the sidewalk Tike a towboat down the Ohio river Saw Joe Plunkett, the bald-| kids a chance to play. The issue is headed manager of the Strand and| more vital here than a presidential Saw also] election. Roxy Rothafel in a thousand brass —JAMES W, DEAN. buttons, more or less, on his way to a dinner of the Sojourners in’ his honor...... Bah: Kahl Carroll, pro: | Pq ducer of revues, talking to’ Zoha | | LITTLE JOE | D'Arcy, a stately blonde singer. {Saw Lionel Barrymore looking like a very sour plum. bert, the theater mogul, recuperating from a heavy cold that affected his |. jeyes....... Saw George’ M. “Cohan, who walks like a banty rooster. é Saw Luclia Mendez, a Venezuelan chorus and niece of “The Wasp.” She becomes a star this fall . ; Saw Deems Taylor, :the music critic. He has composed a ‘piéce called “The Family , Ford Saw the jovial Paul Whiteman, back -in’ town after dragging his jazz ‘boys ‘all over the map of tlie U.S, A,° Tells me he gets $7500 a week for ploding in vaude- ville...... Saw Mary Newcomb, the actress, and ‘she’ says: emphatically she hasn’t remarried Robert Edeson ....Saw, State Senator’ Jimmy Walk- er who. makes ‘more speeches‘ than | any mam ‘in! New. York, oI -wonden if , he’s the *prototyne of George F. Bab: | bite «Saw Will ‘Irwin, the seriv- {* > the exchange of many ~ His proposal has' ‘divided | ”