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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class h Matter. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE TUESDAY, MAY 5 1925 Another Hibernating Animal That Goes Coo-Coo In the Spring Editorial Review mn Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express AIR LINES WILL NEVER RIVAL SHIPS OF SEA J GEORGE D. MANN eee Publisher ue Brenonted hore th order that By Chester H. Rowell e ay have both. sides . ti of important issues which are oh G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY the day. uane? inthe! press of Vi “A pound a pound” is the rate of fare suggested by Dr. < CHICAGO - é : - ioe DETROIT “ya , |Hugo Eckner, pilot of the navy dirigible Los Angeles in its Pe ~ Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PILSUDSKI'S BEES he flight across the ocean, for the proposed commercial airships j PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH (boiltavilie Courier aburnal) Ng h conten aa other Weal a pound sterling of fare for eac NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. ‘i a roa Nat pound avoirdupois of the passenger. s tbe S Pilsudeki Poland. frst’ eter ‘ot Ag It would make the sylph-like form more popular than | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Presg is exclusively entitled to the use or state, for the occupation of bee- ever.’ Such rates are no more than many passengers pay keeping will furnish paragraphers now, for high-class steamer accommodations, and there republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not Bue ate Peasuie ane a ROUaLY should be no trouble getting them for the novelty, smosth- f foes entitled in this paper and also the local news pub-| some Profit—to the general. A ness and speed of air travel. f she erein. properly managed: bee farm is{ All rights of republication of special dispatches herein oe bey A tag) ae Say eoine But do not look for any slump in trans-Atlantic steam- are also reserved. Pilsudskis—in shoes and bread iship stocks. An airship as big as the Leviathan can carry and ‘butter than the thankless oc- cupation of politics; and while bees, if mishandled, may resent it anc drive one away, after the man- | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE about as many passengers as a modern motor stage and no- where near as many as a street car. ‘ It would take a thousand such vessels, making a round Daily by carrier, per year. eka teal as Sides ..-$7.20| ner of aroused voters, still the trip a week, to carry this season’s tourist rush to Europe Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... et is Ae (eA) cece are wore. a Be etd hte now handled by a few dozen passenger vessels making a ] Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00|{00, "ot the beekeeper for the round trip or a trip and a half a month. There is not enough Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00| While ‘beekeeping frequently is helium in the world, working all sources at maximum pro- , followed mainly for, pleasure and # small store of honey for personal use, there are thousands of bee- keepers in the United States who last year produced a ‘honey crop worth $75,000,000, besides ‘heeswax for commercial use which brought them something over $5,000,000 more. Although the mere mention of bees horrifies those who think of duction, to supply 1 per cent of those vessels. Hydrogen would have to be used, with its inevitable risks. i The dirigible airship will never carry more than a negli- gible fraction of the passengers. When the trans-Atlantic airplane becomes feasible, that may be a different matter. On land, there are already auto- mobiles enough to carry 30 times more passengers at once than all the THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) TO FOLLOW LOCAL PLAN Ward County has practically decided to follow the Bur- leigh county scheme of welfare work following a visit to cana geaine cae ble alternatives, “prepare for de- fense, but organize for peace.” There Will Always Be Reactionaries i H : A -onnec railway cars combined. Senator Reed of Missouri, who is Minot of Miss Mary Cashel and Miss Henrietta Lund of the one Tosa PlIGgdEV ec eeuttTG There is no limit to the possible | trying ‘to fill in the American Con- state child welfare bureau. Miss Cashel, executive secretary | vil attract. the nature lover and number of flivvers of the air, to|gress the same place that Luden- f Burlei , vhich s i 1 carry us a few at a time. But the |dorff filled in the German Reich- of the Burleigh county Red Cross, which sponsors the vari-|those interested in growing and Ries br uecriee lll anpee-Figal: tall CaEw aan iseeunlee nari in on cad ous activities of the welfare work in this county, has prom- | creative animal life. ul = Wale carrying capacity the ships of the sea. dress to the Missouri Legislature, to outdo the Republican party in repudiating Democratic traditions. ised to assist Ward county in getting the plan underway. The Burleigh county experiment is considered a model TOM 5 iti “( Organize For Peace to Prevent War| Denouncing the world court, he for the state. It has won national recognition from Red ;, W) “The way to prevent war is to be|said: “The only tribunal needed to Cross officials. Ward county officials after various experi- SIMS ready for it,” says the chief of the |settle the vital interests of ‘these ments in social welfare work believe the adoption of the Bur- | jingoes. United States are its men and leigh county plan will save duplication of both effort and No nation in the history of man-|women who are ready at all times WX Pt “SAYS f al kind was ever so “ready” for war|to defend the nation’s honor.” earelve: } H. as Germany was in 1914. The next| This is ‘the exact “own fist” doc- ; —— Geeta ieee nenade ANT) peat best prepared was France. These |trine, which led German kaiserism EMMONS COUNTY BOOSTS STOCK RAISING ak i f two had allied with them invincible combinations of all the other well prepared nations. Did all this prep- aration “prevent” war? In fact, did anyone ever expect it to prevent 7 i i i ; ite present, but a poor engagement ring. i rathlee: fied cneat Fa hed unity and prestige for Germany in \ two brief wars, but then his policy r was all for peace and co-operation, With the formation of the Emmons County Breeders As- sociation, the farmers of that section seek to promote in- terest in the raising of a better grade of stock. The associ- A man tells us he was a fool when he married and his wife tells us he hasn't changed a bit. the curb in the next block a score of and walked right in as they were| I men were on the running board be- told. to mention it, but 1 afraid that you do not realize, Mr. try in Emmons County. The breeders of the county are on the right track when they organize cooperatively to better both stock raising and marketing. More counties should join in such ventures. CONGRATULATIONS The Carson Press under the able management of J. C. Bell has started out upon its eighteenth year. Mr. Bell edits a clean, newsy weekly with a fine line of patronage. Commenting upon the passing of another milestone in its career the Press says: “The Press is modernly equipped. Today all the machin- ery and presses are driven by motor power. The Press is here to bring joy and optimism into the homes of its readers with the news of the day.” Congratulations to J. C. Bell and many wishes for con- tinued prosperity. i BUTLER General Smedley D. Butler is annoyed because he cannot make Philadelphia pure in two years. We are annoyed because Butler ever thought he could make any city pure. Butler began years too late. How can he, or anyone else, teach sons of Europe to abandon liquor when they learn- ed to drink it on their fathers’ knees? Or how can he teach sons of America to respect the property of others when many of them were born amid conditions too poor to encourage honesty? Or how can he teach the sons of this old world to forego crime when the taint of generations and genera- tions of evil doing lingers with them? MEMORIAL Millions of dollars are to be spent for memorials this year. One million will be spent in a Roosevelt monumentsin Washington; money being raised to preserve Monticello, home of Thomas Jefferson, and the birthplace of George . worth less than others. All's fair in love and war and they are alike in other ways. It takes a couple to mend a broken engagement. Fish caught this spring are not as large as those caught last spring but they will be by next spring. Only a very foolish man sets his vacation for the same time the boss will be away on his. They say there are more women than men in an Italian town, but it may be thé men stay home more. Fall in love with yourself and there won't be any competition. May flowers bring June bills. Many on amateur gardener hasn't even grown disgusted yet. Most of the gossips are in small towns. Those in the larger towns soon die from loss of sleep. Trouble with having the big head is that it proves it's half empty. Keeping a daughter in isn't always a financial problem. Lame excuses can't go far. The boss doesn’t have as good a time as the office boy. One beautiful thing about popular songs is they don’t last. Distance lends enchantment to the Washington. Memorials are fine things and they pay certain unestab- lished dividends in inspiration to the public at large. But we wonder if Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and other Americans whose deeds we are reminded of in bromze and stone would not prefer to have the money spent in other ways, such as the establishment of new schools or the pur- suit of science. MOTHERS old swimming hole. We always feel sorry for a hot- house flower. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) clothes the car again. Dempsey drove to Fifth avenue and back before he could shake off the crowd and enter the station. i These contrasting scenes are re- lated that you may reflect on the question: What is fame? 2 Your correspondent asks your kind indulgence if the quality of his daily record seems below its usual low, level for the present. His first ra- dio set is keeping nim within doors much of the time and he is hearing more than he is ageing. There is’ more thrill for him: in getting a! static squeak from Omaha than in getting a peep behind Broadway cur- tains. And just to think! He does it with an indoor aerial on a three-) tube set which wasn’t built for dis- tance, distance being the one thing, that didn’t interest him when he ‘bought the set ‘48 hours ago! Seen in Prospect Park, an elderly man wearing a tail coat, striped, trousers,,a top hat and carrying a stick. ,Also he wore a ready-made ascot fie and a celluloid collar. One of the many “shabby genteel” to be seen hereabout, usually men and women of the stage living in the re- flection of past glories. One of the best laugh lines in a Broadway show is “I'll meet you at| the revolving door and we'll go ‘round together.” Another strain of the same humor] in the same show: “I took her for a canoe ride, but she wouldn't let me kiss her, so I paddled her back.” —JAMES W. DEAN. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “I have a friend,” said the Fairy Queen to Nancy and Nick, the Twins, “who would like very much to have “The fairy bird doctor,” answere the Twins, aren't you—the ones the Fairy Queen likes so much. I thought so,” he nodded when Nancy explained that that was indeed who they were, and that they had come on a visit. “Make yourselves right at home. Here's a poor fellow who has just arrived, and I'm listening to his troubles. Mister Stork, this is Nancy and Nick. Nancy and Nick, this is Mister Stork.” “How do you do,” said the stork, limping over and shaking hands. “Do you know anything about Africa? I was just about to tell Doctor Bill here how:I got hurt.” “africal” exclaimed Nick. “I didn’t know you lived there.” “Only in winter,” said Mister Stork. “In the summer I live on a roof in Holland. But it gets pretty cold, so I fly south across the Medi- terranean Sea. But sit down and I'll tell you all about it.” 1; (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) THE TANGLE LETTER FROM SALLY ATHERTON "TO JOHN ALDEN PRESCOTT My Dear Mr. Prescott: I have had no word from you this week except the bills which you sent me from your mother at the Traymore in Atlantic City. I was rather sur- prised that you had not acknowl- edged the diamond and sapphire bracelets which, at your request, I sent you from Maltby’s. I would not have known that you received them had not the jewelers sent me the postal receipt. How’ did Leslie like them? I thought they were beautiful. The three bracelets were $5000. : ‘lie will see the importance of it. You during her confinement that I think L have been remiss in not explaining to you how rapidly you have been taking up your salary of $50,000 a year. Now you have used the entire $50,000 and you have still three months to go until your year is up. The steel business is flourishing. I think you had better return very astrous than defeat. So lorf¥ as the world is inadequate- ly organized to prevent war each nation is under the dread necessity of preparing to-care for itself if war comes. But in actual consequences, “the worst peace is better than the best war.” To avoid either of these intolera- soon and declare another dividend. Leslie still has a great deal of money to her credit and it is very probable that she would either lend or turn over to you the same, when she knows that you need it. I am extremely. anxious to. get! away, as my friend, Bee ‘Summers,, expects to become a mother within the next month. Will you kindly let_me know just when I, may ex-| pect you? I think you should re- turn before your wife. You can go| back in time for the farewell party! which she intends giving, and for! which as you probably know she Bes | kindly invited me. Jimmy Condon is doing very well. He seems entirely recovered from his disappointment. I saw him the other evening with a very pretty. girl about his own age. I pretended not to recognize him, however, hop ing that he would say something to me about it the next da: This he did with much embarrassment. He told me that the girl with him was the daughter of tHe head bookkeeper here, a Mr. Edstrom, you know. She is a very nice girl and I am glad to see that he has been able to renew his faith in womanhood. Can't you come to Pittsburg upon receipt of this? I am sure that Les- cam arrange matters so that I can leave immediately. I expect you will] think that I am in a-great hurry, but I confess that I am completely tired HE HASN'T GVEN ITHOUGHT OF THIS BEING OUR 23RD. EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO WELL, T'M ome q] FoR THe OFRLCE > VLC BE HOMG Dry: baking’ ‘soda is’ ah excellent remedy for slight burns where the skin ts not broken. The soda should ibe spread on the part and then a clean bandage ap- plied. When the ‘flesh is broken some oily substance should be used. This substance should be thoroughly cleaned, and all air should be ex- cluded from the wound. Clean olive oil, or vaseline, is good: Old: linen should be soaked in one of these and gently wrapped around the part, = FABLES ON HEALTH | BAKING SODA GOOD FOR BURNS | sult is history. America, differently situated, would not risk quite that calathity. But it would reintroduce in the world the same false princi- ple, and invite the world to follow it. There will always be reactionaries like Reed, to lead a nation back- ward. There need not be dupes, to |follow in that way. If the burn is a very serious one, while the doctor is being sent for bathe with a boric solution. Boric is cooling and healing. Never wrap fingers together when burned. Wrap separately. If wrap- ped together they will stick and cause much pain. The same rule applies to toes also. Wrappings should be soaked in vaseline. Cotton should be placed underneath. This helps to keep out the air and thereby relieves pain. Also turpentine, applied to a burn where the skin is not broken, is good. out and nothing seems to me of any Breat moment at present except to get away from the whole business. SALLY ATHERTON. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) One In 50,000 Movie Actors Reaches Stardom Hollywood, Cal., May 5.—Figures compiled during the last five yea by the largest moving picture pro- ducing companies reveal that the aspirant to stardom in the films must overcome a 50,000-to-1 chance of achieving success, The figures indicate that in the past five years, screen service bur- us of Hollywood have supplied over 100,000 men, women and children, who at first were inexperienced in moving pitture work, Of these 000, not to. exceed six or seven special histrionic ability, are useless in filmland.” 5 1 +4 Work out your own salvation with fear and tremDling.—Phil. 2:12. ——————-—_—_o | ATHOUGHT | (EE es Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall—Goldsmith. ANIMALS YOU CAN'T TAME By NEA Service London, May 5—All efforts of man have failed to tame several wild ani- mals. The British wildcat cannot be tamed, even when kittens are brought up in captivity. .The same is true of the North American lynx. So far, the African wild dog has never been tamed, and packs of them are exfemely dangerous to hunters. Most wolfs can be tamed, but the ation has been incorporated ; title to a tract of land will be palate fore it stopped. The chauffeur drove! “Why hello there! You're not! prescott, that you have overdrawn wart ae (Se el ae ea te wis les Wea Gt Russia om secured and in the near future it is hoped to erect a live| Tobacco smoke kills germs. Kisses) up Eighth avenue, circled several birds!” said a merry little man to| your salary for the next three|paine ite victor in that wan | Frenee ‘and tor develey Pee any stock pavilion for stock shows and sales: A stock show is|#re full of germ Just the games| blocks and returned to the Pennsyl-|Whom the jolly soe belonged. “And! months. You have been so very] It did not do even that. The best| -Lesser men, after him, boasted contemplated soon. pave cnet one ee vania Station again. A new crowd You certainly don't look sick. Oh,| generous with your mother and your} prefared nation was defeated, and|that Germany had no friends and ff Such a plan as this will advance the stock raising indus-| No man is worthless, but some are| quickly formed and the cop chused. now I know who you are. You're) wife, and her expenses were so large|the, others found victory no less dis-|must rely on her own fist. The re- : ached a point,where theit|one known as the Tasmanian devil ) Police of no city can blot out evil. Nor could the com- the Fairy Queen. “He's called Doc-| | WEDDING t AT THE USUAL ere carried on the screen,| absolutely refuses to forget its wild \ bined legislatures of 48 states prevent it. for Bin” » ANNIVERSARY renine. Meares! state: \ a ack aa f but little eff 4 “That's a funny name,” laughed ae : any magnitude, . The black jaguar is another ani- ' ven teachers and clergymen are of but little effect ex-| New York, May 5—Two nights|Nancy. “Where does he live?” RN UR Many included in the figures had| mal which so far has defied all ef. } cept in individual cases. ago I saw President Machado of| “Far, far away on an island at} === some theatrical tkperience, and the| forts to “civilize” it. j i There is only one group of persons in the world which | Cuba whisked through the streets sea,” said the Fairy Queén. “No one contrast is drawn with the fact that i i 0 with a big detail of motorcycle cops} clearing traffic for him. Coming to, a stop at Times Square, many of the passersby crowded about to get al ever saw a sick bird, did he?* Well, the reason is that when, a bird gets sick he flies, away at once to Doctor Bill’s hospital and stays there until can make real inroads into evil. That group is mothers. nearly. all of the prominent stars and featured players have had stage experience. * rm “A utiful face,” directors say, Marksmanship practice is obliga- tory on all Argentine male citizens between the ages of 18 and 45 and q Te , | : as a result that country has so; : Frank B. Streeter will be back in the saddle soon as |slimpse of him. Then they turned he gets well. If the bird cannot fly, “or # pretty figure, or both, without | of the best markomen ie the’ wore | editor and publisher of the Emmons County Record. A |p, 10 toner ane eee ta deigh las far ae he ee a is is R gink? e president of a neigh-|as far as he can an octor Bil = recent issue contains the announcement that he will return.| poring country could walk up and! sends his’ ferry-boat and takes him A TEST OF YEARS pa, tar He has been working with the national organization of the | down Broadway attracting little at- dae of the way.” ibe ie Ses A A E: 5 4 tention! ‘How soon may we go?” aske: . | ¢ panerican Legion engaged in promoting the endowment drive tlic dey 1 sae duck Dempaey, tal (NICK aulckly: le the’ Experience of This Bismarck y ee nas. aq an open car stop on Kighth avenue.| “Right away, if you wish,” an- *o Reaident i , ss . op Pp ig! H Fellow editors will welcome him back after his absence | within half a minute! there were a|swered the Fairy Queen. “The magic Ania ghoawe : 4 of several months. It was his intention to lease his property | hundred persons around bin, ean anes petals (2 Siete and bring pis et mnernl sates an aching "= for a year but plans miscarried. Seed Wie me mlnutan|” “Heorayt” cried both of the Twins, down?.Do you have daily headaches, : ; a . F traffic was blocked and a cop ordered| “Good-bye, then. We guess we'll be dizzy, spells and .annoying urinary i | The Dunn County Farmer with pardonable pride relates | pempsey to move. The crowd ran’ dlesrderss We why not take the. Dy that Dunn Center planted a tree for every man, woman and.|after his car and when it drew up to| “Good-bye,” said Nancy. AG rice tp Dismarck, resident who - y hi 7 #8 id the Fairy Queen. suffered you do and found last. 4 child in the community. More than 400 trees were planted. | —. a neue thee coal ail ing relief by using» Doan’s Pill 4 Most ones bee and shrubbery came from near Dunn Cen- ? “TITTLE JOE | nice time, and learn a lot, stimulent Siuretle fa th a » Per or the lountains. The Twins were lifted up into the { istnarc that the ; ter aad | LITTL ‘Jair by magic, and whisked away out youre ‘haven't changed. Why not It’s one of the wise provisions of Nature that angle worms FYOriUe qopen until Fay came to an Pure. H. Siminets, 113 Second ‘St. b ‘come to the surface just at the time of year when men and E FOLKS LISTEN TC | “In'tess than no time they found “T used & couple'of boxes of ; boys begin to get the fishing fever. ALL THE KNOCKERS — themselves. before an odd-looking en's’ Pills, from the Lenhart Drug a @ es i eielnimes inca Ma he eg eee Ball behing Stepan has os 7 - , 70) The housing shortage may still be bad, but soon it will . i : shapes cand isda aoiie eas le my back. had ten annoy. ved for the summer by about a million families taking some lame, some singing, some scold- some time With a lameness and sore- -open road in the little old car. nd some just sitting still doing! \ ta f re ae the: door i until 1 sede rae Pine sa 3. . ry nm ve ¥ “Navy Flyers to Aid in Mapping Arctic.” It may be just “Doctor Bill's Bird Hositel. “Find tintil I used’ Doan’s Pills. useful to map up the Arctic as to mop up any other hos- Come One—Come All.” ave been: healthy sinc ry “This must be the place,” said YEARS LATER, Mrs. region. 2 Nick, lifting the knocker and letthg “The cure Doan’s Pills 3 ; : it drop with s loud’ bang. © —— m™ lor me is permanent.” © - 4 ‘in bh paid for her historic “Come; in,” called. a jolly voice. 60¢ at all dealers: Foster-Milbura | ~Many 9 good ; d after her, , So the Twins lifted up the latch Con. 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