The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 28, 1925, Page 4

ze~for their training and every modern hospital hi PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUN Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN S Serer e Publisher meee “Foreign Representatives aaa ea ay G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - Bibs ches 5 DETROIT Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS Kresge Bldg. AND SMITH NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise en‘itled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BURE ‘AU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE I N ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.. fe de cca ob UaeO Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . . aiccoen 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota " THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER istablished 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) A WORTHY PROFESSION Bismarck is glad to welcome nurses of the state and many of the medical profession engaged in public health work. Nursing has made great strides in the last few years County nurses, school nurses and nurses identified with hos- pital and Red Cross work are here in the interests of their profession as well as to promote the welfare of the people generally. The struggle to advance the standards of the nursing profession has been a long one, fraught with many setbacks. To win state recognition for registration of nurses was long step to correct the evils that beset the profession. Th helped to weed out the inefficient and place nursing on 2 high plane of efficiency. Every year the qualifications to enter the profe: raised. a sion are Not so many years ago the medical profession in- ~-terested itself in the selection and training of applicants for the nursing profession. Colleges have been established a training as school for nurses. Bismarck has two very successful schools for nurses and classes are graduated each year. With its two leading hos- pitals, Bismarck is a most ideal place for a gathering of this nature. 4 Citizens of Bismarck trust that the state conference of nurses and those engaged in public health work wil! be espe- cially profitable. GERMAN ELECTIONS * man election Sunday when Hindenburg won at the polls? Former’ Ambassador Gerard declares the victory of Hindenburg is a menace to Europe’s safety. With the Bal- kans seething with revolution and intrigue, it is hard to foretell just what the election of Germany’s military hero ~has in store for the world. It is too early to say that Hindenburg’s election means disaster. it has been feared by the very best friends of constitutiona! government. Those who had hopes and aspir- ations for a ic responsive to the will of the people cen- tered their sup; upon Marx. Hindent cess means, in brief, that control has passed fro valition elements which have been in power since the fall or the {fohenzollerns. Predicts as (o election results were nearly all wrong. Hindenburg = nut bolieved a possible winner, but he polled more thar en of the vote cast. It nov iis to be seen whether the war chief will continue a conci wry attitude toward the former enemies of the Fatheria Germany needs the good will of the great foreign powers and if he follows out his pre-election promises, the peace of Germany will be paramount. His close friends and advisers belong to the old war or royalist party. Among them is no less a figure than Admiral Von Tirpitz of submarine warfare fame. He has been one sof Hindenburg’s strongest backers. In his final appeal over the radio to the voters of Ger- ..many, Hindenburg said: = “I witnessed a terrible war during my youth with its following horrors. I bore great responsibilities of the last war on my shoulders. I proclaim to the world by most sacred hope is to banish the horrors of war, aiding those who suf- fered through conflict.” v -:Time only can tell whether the result is a step away from the ideals set down in the establishment of the German ~y Republic. # LOOKING BACKWARD. Mrs. Haldane, mother of Lord Haldane, celebrated her 400th anniversary recently and she gave some very inter- esting recollections of her girlhood days. In this age of ‘flappers the severity of the regime followed in the infancy . .of Mrs. Haldane seems cruel in contrast to the manner in * “which the modern youth is petted and pampered. ...At 7 a. m. she relates children were pulled from their ribs and often “plunged overhead ,by two nurses in a bath of cold water.” That was starting the day right and is in + ‘fine with the cold friction recommended by some of the mod- ern. sanitariums for growing girls and boys. ~ '* Mrs. Haldane learned to read at three years of age. She tm: xelates in her own words the progress of her education: “When just 8 or 10 years of age I read through Voltaire’s history of Louis XIV, and Peter the Great, and looked up all the French words I did not know and wrote them out. A little later there was read aloud to us Hume’s and Smollett’s history, as well as Buchanan’s, Rollin’s and others; likewise Mitford’s “Greece” ; while in the evening my father read aloud Milton’s “Paradise lost,” Cowper’s - “Task,” * * * and Dryden’s works. With an Italian master we read the works of Tasso and Metastasio. Our education was good, inasmuch gs we read clas- sical works and not textbooks. What we read then has remdined ‘in my mind till his day. “Tt was the custom then for young people never to enter a room where there were strangers or vis- itors without dropping a curtsy, and they also ad- dressed their elders respectfully as “Sir’ or } “Ma’am.” Nor were we allowed to speak until we were spoken to.” seamnug of ale. * rease their strength “against attacks.” She naivel; Sty ‘bee” is merely‘a misnomer — she eae Is the future of Europe tied up in the results of the Ger- | sl She relates that the “kiddies” 100 years ago all had their They were given port wine and other spirits to re- _ marks that these were remedies to which “we did not, object.” “Ano her tradition-smashed: Scientists declare that the is not busy, just nts reproduced in this coluinn may or may not expr th opinion of The Tribune. ‘They presented here tn order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press uf the day. A LIFE THROWN AWAY (Columbus Evening Dispatch) { Dr. Frederick A. Cook last week | gave up his tight agsinst his re- cent conviction of traud in the Federal courts, and was taken from Fort ,Worth to the Federal! penitentiary gin the ser sentence which this man has fallen. Through his own subsequent misdeeds, most people have forgot- ten that Dr. Cook, in the winter of 1897-98, made a brilliant id wiol- ly honorable record as surgeon to t Leavenworth, to be: | ng of a fourteen-year uch Uhe depth to; rangely constituted the Bel tic expe.vion, under the } p of Comman: | der Ardicn rlache. Under | the most trying circumstances, with heavy responsibilities thrown upon him, he made himself beloved and respected by all. When the crew Was attacked iby scurvy, we are told in an account of the trip| contained in Amundsen3 volume on “the South Pole” taat Cook was. the mos! popular man of the expe dition, ant that ue deserved his popularity “From morning to night he was occupied with his} many patients, and when the sun | returned, it happened not intre-| quently that, after a strenuous acrificed yo hunting ly and penguins, in order to pro- | vide ‘the fresh meat that was so] greatly needed by all.” Such, at that time, was the man later gave to tie laim to have the top of Mount MeKin still ‘ater startled the with his easily disproved | tale of having reached the North | Pole. Exposed and discredited | wita all. but a few unc soning ad ierents, he droppec’ out of the ranks of explorers, and was all but forgotten when he appeared in tie indicted for hg the mails to defraud, in the of worthless oi! stocks. It is 1 case of genuine ability and opportunity thrown away : reache’ ley, and world news columns again as u ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS graph gallery is a place where you; get your pictur en. “til just park my aeroplane in this vacant lot. across the street,” said Mister Whizz. “Then we'll 'ioilow him. I can’t imagine what he is going into a photograph gallery for.’ He isn't so handsome that anyone would want his picture, unless may-| be it might be his mother or some of! his relations. Tm sure that I should not give it room ‘on my mantelpiece.” Nancy laughed. “Poor Snitcher! Snatch!” she s “His nose is so. long I don't ve the photograph man could get it all in the picture.” “No,” agreed Mister Whizz. “He'd have to do like they do in stories,; sometimes, and if the first card wouldn't hold it all, say ‘to be con- tinued’ and put the rest of his nose on another.” I don’t know whether the Twins knew what he was talking about or not, but anyway it doesn’t matter. They all got out of the aeroplane as fast as they could and followed the bad little goblin into the photo- graph gallery. The front room had a velvet carpet on the floor, and nice comfortable chairs all about and dozens of pic- tures on the walls. But no one was there—-no sign of the person they were after, at least. “We'll just take a peep in here” said Mister Whizz, going to a door- way and beckoning to the children to follow. They pulled the curtain aside just in time to see a most interesting thing. ‘The photograph man had his head under a black cloth behind a camera, and a lady was sitting on a chair before it, trying to look as pleasant as possible. “Now don’t move until [ count up to five,” said the photograph man. “Jyst Keep on looking at that little bird, and stay the way I fixed you.|! One, two, three—” he started to count slowly. At that minute a little figure on top of a screen behind the lady’s back, blew something out of his hand and the lady wrinkled up her face something awful. “Hey there! That won't d the way I fixed you. Smile the photograph man. “[—I—I'b trying,” said the lady. “But J, have to—achoo! Achoo! Achoo! There I’m all right now.” “Then we'll try again,” said the’ photograph man getting behind his cloth again. “Look at the little bird, please. ‘One, two, three, four--”. “Achoo!” went the lady again, quite suddenly. For again the little goblin had blown some more snuff right at her. “My goodness alive!” said the photograph man crossly. “You ———_ ——* | LITTLE JOE || T WOULDN'T: BE SO BAD IE FOLKS WHO BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR WOULD AT LEAST RETURN = THE cup~ THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE All the Sign RODE UNDER REA should have gone to the doc fice instead of coming j t's catch him now ning the gob! t whisperéd said ,Mister more is” going W piaz.| v is hap: (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1925, NE. Service, Inc.) | ¢ An airship without a rudd ed in Bellville, Il, without person mistaking it for a congress- man. Shipbuilding concern is being sued or 11 millions, which is enough money to spend at a summer resort hotel. If you are planning a trip to New York, now is the time to go, before they ‘build another subway. The world gets better. You see} the signs everywhere. In Los An- geles a crossword puzzle contest has ended. | There is talk of Jackie Coogan’s retiring to go to school instead of to take up golf. Where life is too intense, it is too soon in the past tense. Most people expect something for nothing, which is why many people expect medicine to keep them well. Procrastination is the thief of suc- cess. Real estate men now are known as realtors; undertakers as morti cians, and bootleggers as financiers.| Musicians say the harmonica will displace the saxophone, perhaps be- cause you can hide a harmonica. Our guess is most?of those who think they love some one merely want to be loved by some one. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) New York, April 28—Henry Beck-, ett, a young newspaperman, cannot! write one of the best little stories} he knows because it concerns him- self. Henry recently became a proud! father and it is his great pride toj wheel his little daughter alone Fifth Avenue where the sidewalks are wide and other distinguished persons may steal a covetous glimpse of his distinguished baby. Also it is Henry’s custom to take his exercise thus wheeling the baby buggy, occasionally breaking into a un, The other day he broke into sharp canter at Twenty-first street, racing along to Twenty-third street. There he wheeled about and started te run south, A policeman grabbed im. “What're you running for?” he de- manded, “For exercise,” answered Beckett. “Where'd the baby come from?” “Stork brought it.” Z . “Where d’you live?” “Bleecker street?” ‘And so on, and so on, while a great throng gathered, blocking Fifth ave- nue, and windows were opened’ to! witness the capture of a notorious kidsiaper. A police sergeant came up and Beckett had to undergo the in- quisition again Now when Henr, ceeds at the meek |. The padlock ercises he pro- of trots. | Broadway night cli cnade id psaibet, re A clubs proceeds apace, to all appearances. Most of the clubs | have “agreed” to be “padlocked for; 30 days, attorneys forthe clubs set- ting the dates on which the doors Il be shut, me padlocked. Guinan and her El Fey gang went out f for was set ment begins immediately after lock sentence is up they will return to the club. come at a time when business The then extended his open hand, saying wanted to shake hands with him.” (Copyright, 1925, N LETTER FROM I object to any friendship that you might make, but I want to, if pos- sible, insure you from some who might only be a fortune-hunter and who would expect that he might settle hii he married you and then make you miserable. I should not. intention of making this man any- thing more than a friend, and no one knows better than I how hard it is for a woman of your age to find a man who might be a friend without boring her. s of Spring | This works very well for the places For _ instance, ‘Texas T have never known ja man of your age who was not selfish—-even more selfish than the average young man. And you have been independ- ent for so long that I am afraid for you. My friend seems to think that you are quite suited to each other, Con- sequently, if you do not give him the impression that you are a rich woman I can not but think that a friendship between you two might prove very happy for all concerned. and engaged themselves for a audeville tour as soon as the date the padlocking of the El Fey Club Their vaudeville eng: losing of the club, When the pad- Most of the padlock periods will BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON to slacken because of warmer weath-| 1 am smiling, mother dear, as 1 er Jt is all very amusing to. the|write this. I never thought that | paca ELE a wiseacres who hang, about Times | would to do anything of the AT THE PHOTOGRAPH MAN'S Square. ® kind, and I hope ae will take it Snitcher Snatch, led Mi Whizz Din exactly as I have written it. and the Twins a merry Fred Fulton, once a leading heavy-| In a note in which Miss Anderson By the time they had jumped into weight fighter, was struck by alenclosed’ the month’s bills, she said their tiny aeroplane to follow him, j 300,000 | t8Xicab driven by a fellow of slight] rou were well and looking better he was leagues und | s away.’ In Chicago a man with $300,000) stature. The chauffeur hopped from|ihan she had ever seen you. This You have no idea how fast a goblin! in his pocket jumped into the river,| his seat and began to berate Ful-|made me think that you are quite can travel, once he gets started, but things are very. high in Chicago-|ton, As the argument progressed | happy. But finally they caught up—Naney aur .,.|the chauffeur ‘raised his hand to] Leslie and the boys are very well, and Nick and Mister Whizz did—! A real live wolf got shot-in @ Wic-| strike the big boxer. ‘Hey, there!” | indeed. She has been packing up just as the little rascal was going in- consin town, buts we don’t know) yelled a newsboy. “You don’t know| the apartment and we expect to to a photograph gallery. A photo- Whose door he was hanging around./ Who that is. ‘“That’s Fred Fulton.”| leave for Pittsburg the last of next chauffeur looked at Fultdn, week. She has gone bugs on_ the subject of Early, American antiqui- ties, and in. this I am sure you would be much in sympathy for I have never known a family that had as muny beautiful pieces of old ma- hogany and other heirlooms as ours. ‘The other day Leslie informed me ‘Sure, I knew who it was. I just JAMES W. DEAN. EA Service, Inc.) THE TANGLE from the walls of an old house and was going to have it put on the walls of our dining room, I had no idea that such a thing could be don but we must live and learn, for sh explained that this was done very frequently nowadays. Miss Anderson seems to that you are well enough to without her companionship. I want you ta. keep her as long as you wish her, and as long as she will stay. I' wish: you could see your new grandchildvand Leslie, and I extend to you a most cordial invitation to come and see Us-for at least a month as soon as We arrive in Pittsburg. 1 think you-will enjoy yourself with Leslie more than you ever di before, as your tastes for old furni ture I'\know will prove) of inexhau: tible interes Affectionately your son, JOHN ALDEN PRESCOTT. ‘(Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) JOHN — ALDEN rKESCOTT TO MRS. MARY ALDEN PRESCOTT, CONTINUED Please do not think, mother, that man elf in a life of luxury if Perhaps I am saying things that Perhaps you have no WELL, NOW, LISTEN HORE TO mB, MISTER SGvEeett TRVE ---- NOW, ‘ou! L CIKE To StE A MAN STAND UP FOR HIMSECE: “WHEN MG | KNOWS HE'S Ine THS RISHT, BVT Tve BEEN USTENING TO DUT! CUSTEN TO me I WS HES IN THE: WRONG I 'CKE to Sea Hh. TAKE AneTHER ATTITUDE 88 - | stability.’ that she had had the paper taken}j TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 1925. World Still Abounds With Romance By Chester H. Rowell Who said that Romance is gone out of the world? Is it piracy? The rum fleet seeks recruits. Is it explor- ation? The Roosevelt expedition is retracing the steps of Marco Polo; two rival air parties will this summer chart the polar wastes, and another Albatross is sounding the Sar- gasso Sea. Is it Indian fighting? Join the marines, and take part, some day, in suppressing revoluion in some trop- ical American port. Or, if you have imagination.enough to realize that pioneering the new is quite as romantic as resur- veying the old, the whole boundless universe is now be- fore us. Every radio “fan” is dealing with forces unknown a decade ago, and the mind of man has penetrated the secrets outside the universe and inside the atom more in this generation than in all the previous ages. ‘ Next will be a telephone to hear the thunders of the sun. “What use are eclipses?” a correspondent asked. “They helped. us find helium, to make air travel safe,” said the editor. “They helped meet the first plea of childhood and the last wofd of manhood, ‘I want to know,’” said the as- tronomer. x Either answer points the way of Romance. It is reported from Rome that the Italian government is considering recognizing the independent temporal sover- eignty of the pope over the Vatican grounds, thus establish- ing his temporal] status as a foreign prince over a small but separate territory. The purpose, of course, is to make it possible for the pope to renounce his self-imposed imprisonment, which has been since 1871 a constant embarrassment. to both church and state in Italy. : As a foreign prince, the pope could visit Rome, as many other foreign sovereigns have done, under the protection 6f the Italian government. As a claimant to the throne of Rome itself, the pope has felt that he could not accept that protection without impliedly renouncing his claim. The recognized temporal sovereignty over even a small enclave state may make a compromise which both can accept, and so endj a temporal situation which in the of things cannot last for- the governor, president or mayor because that is the best way in bus- iness. Some day we may learn that the best sport is the one in which every- body takes part personally; that the dutees of citizenship cannot be dele- gated, and that freedom is worth some sacrifice of efficiency in gov- ernment. That a thing is “good busi- ness” is no proof that it is a good way to do anything else. KICK YOUR DOG, BUT DON’T DYE IT To the Oriental, the dog is a thing of contempt. That is perhaps the reason why thete is nothing good about dogs in the Bible. But it is doubtful if even Oriental contempt ever put the dog so low as the newest reported fashion from Paris, of insisting that the pet dog be the same color as the costume it is worn with. They- will be changing husbands next, from fat to slim, to match the changing styles of “silhouette.” A dog is nothing if not an indi- vidual. That is precisely’ the quality that makes dogs so human, ‘To de- personalize a dog is a worse insult than to abuse it. Kick your. dog if you must. Jt may brutalizé you, but it can scarce- 1y spoil the dog’s hereditary char: nature ever. Certainly the usefulness of ‘the pope us the spiritual leader of his people would be facilitated by the! greater freedom of movement which a settlement of the temporal ques- tion would give him. SLOGANS AID GOOD BUSINESS / “Everything is a slogan, and of all the bunk things in America, the slogan is the champ,” says the emi- nent philosopher, Will Rogers. Doubtless, Will is right. At least, it is slogans that give us taxes osten- sibly to cinch the rich that actually burden the poor and parties osten- sibiy to represent principles but actually to hunt for jobs. But it is doubtful if slogans are any more characteristic than false analogies. The commonest of these is the assumption that whatever is good in business is therefore good in all other human activities. Because autocracy of management and division of labog are so useful in industry, we try thém in citizenship ‘ang education, where they defeat their own purpose. Even in the athletic side of educa- tion, we develop a few champions, and the rest of us do our athletics from the bleachers. In politics, we| ter. let a few put up the tickets, and; But don’t’ subject it to the ind then imagine the contest is between nity of being dyed to “match a cos- them. “And we confer all power. on tume.” FABLES ON HEALTH FOR BUNIONS AND CORNS naval! sugdt ‘ifthe shes into get enty Spring is here, and tight, shoes are producing their : crop of bunions and corns. So an| wear it, or else cut away the leather excellent lotion for bunions is of ‘in-| immediately over the»affected part. terest: Other lotions for corns and byn- Here's one: ions are: Three parts of tincture of Glycerin, 2 drams; carbolic acid, 2| aconite root. With this paint the drams; and tincture of iodine, 2) bunion several times a da; drams. Bind a fine linen band tightly Apply this to the bunion every| around the foot, and over the bun- > lay. ion. Wet. this frequently in strong A hot foot bath often relieves| borax water. pain from corns and bunions. All sorts of remedies are adver- The best way to cure bunions and tised for corns. Collodion is gener- ‘corns, however, is to remove the|ally an ingredient of the best of cause. ‘ them. 5 oo. ---__-—_—_+ | A THOUGHT |! —_—_—_—___—_-———_+ He which soweth sparingly shall reap alto sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall. reap " also bountifully.—2 Cor. 9:6, Careless Campers Told How To Extinguish Fires Washington, April 28—(A. P.)— Six rules for prevention of fires in forests have been prepared by the United States Forest Service in con- nection ‘with American Forest Week, which begins today. The rules fol- owt One golden day redeems a weary year—Celia Thaxter. - THE CROWN PRINCE “Why do you think Fanny doesn’t like you?” “I ‘told her there was a fool in every family.” “What did she say?” “She asked if I were an only son.” —Buen Humor, Madrid. ' THE VICIOUS CYCLE “How did you lose your hair?” “Worry.” “What did: you worry about?” jeghosing. my hair."—Amherst Lord sure your match is in two before you latches—Bi out; break it throw it away. : Tobacco—Be sure that pipe ashes and cigar or cigarette stubs are dead before throwing them away. Never throw them into brush, leaves, or needle: Making Camg—Before building a fire scrape away all inflammable ma. terial from a spot 5 feet in diamet Dig a hole in the center and in it build your camp fire. Keep your fire small. Nevér build it against trees or logs or near brush. ‘ Breaking Camp—Never break’ camp until your fire is out, dead out. Brush Burning—Never burn trash or brush in windy weather or while there is the slightest danger that the fire will get away. ww to Put Out a Camp Fire—Stir the jeoals while soaking them with water. 1 stieks'and dren both yt round The greatest lead-producing dis- trict in the United States is south. east Missouri. FLAPPER FANNY 't_ get in dift amd tread it down until pack- ed tight over and around the fire. Be sure the last spark is dead. ' “PLYING. BOMB” NEW, TERROR NEA Service April 28:—The “flying ew .weapon of watfare, has been tested successfuk ly by’ British army experts. It can ‘be ‘Taunched from an. airplane at other airplanes above or below the attacking plane. as well as at distant objects on land. ie new: torpedo ‘of the skies weighs about 26 pounds, is nearly 5 feet long, and can be: filled with it can be inched by a p! in the sir-agd directed pre sion objects eight® miles distant A. wind driven gyroscope ussures The hon ‘North | husl } bto .