The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 17, 1925, Page 4

| PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE intered ut the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter, i} GEORGE D. MANN - - - - Publisher | Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DeTROIT Marquette Bldy K » Bide. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - Vitth Ave. Bldy MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub lished herein, All rights of republication of spec are also reserved, MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE 1 dispatches herein Daily by carrier, per year 7 G20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... ‘ G20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. . ik 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (listablished 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) HOW THE CIty CAN HELP Farm problems are the city’s too declares William M Jardine, the new retary of agriculture. Jnterest of the busin man must be fixed upon a few simple principles in connection with the farmers’ problems if there is to he othe desired cooperation between them. Secretary Jardine believes the busine man can help the farmer settle among other problems the following: | Bal anced production, orderly marketing, better standards, the elimination of waste, reduction of the spread between the price at which the farmer sells and the price at which the consumer buys. He declares that he has no magie wand nor panacens for agricultural relief! but he intends to contine his admin istration to improving farming as a business through the adoption of better methods, Secret dardine believes that a nation that reduced its Wheat acreage from 75,000,000 to 52,000,000 in six years largely by an intensive educational campaign, can with the proper help bring about more orderly production and a better balance of crops in other farm production. “The spread between what the farmer receives,” Secretary Jardine, “and what the consumer pays has greatls widened in ent years. Out of the average consume dollar the farmer now receives 17 to 50 cents, the distribut ing agencies receiving the remainder. Toward the solvir of that problem the farmer and consumer too need every body's help, It involves the entire national economy, trans portation, wholesaling, retailing, manufacturing, even taxes —everything.” . MOE APPOINTMENT Percy ‘Trubshaw seems to think that Moe's appointment to the Highway Commission is a reward for Moe’s candidacy at the primar too by-the-w. away trom Nestos to nominate Sorlie Now that’s political acumen and insight raised to the “nth” degree. ‘ Valley City also contributed one Frank White as a can didate for the United States senate. The friends of the late Senator Gronna contended r: ber whether Trubshaw was among the number, that the White candidacy placed Senator Ladd in the senate. For which G United States treasurer to succeed John Burke All interesting political chatter, but No one can tell just where Moe's votes would have gone and to blame White for Ladd’s suecess is also beside the | mark, But these conclusions are always pleasing and inter- esting to the defeated side, so much salve for the wound. Moe may have done wt toshaw says and White may have done what Gronna’s friends contend; if so they have been rewarded and why not? Is if not customary every where the great game of politics reward a benefactor—not alway ments of gratitude political debt are sometimes paid. The politically hardened ‘Trubshaw should not take such |<° little things to heart. It was ever thus. NEW HIGHWAY COMMISSION If interest in good roads and active advocacy of good roads legislation count for anything, I. J. Moe of Valley City should make a valuable member on the state highway com- mission. He has spent much time and his own money in working for good roads in the state. Herman Hardt has served on the commission before and Was an active booster for the marck-Mandan vehicular bridge when certain interests were trying to sub-marine the project because they could not dictate the contractors. He is an engineer by profession and fully acquainted with the problems before the highway commission. The new commission has a big job mapped out for them They should carefully weigh the testimony in the recent legislative investigation and effect such reforms recommen- ded as are practicable. Criticism of federal aid and its application is not com- mon to this state. Administration of highway commissions the nation over are or have been under fire. The people of the state would welcome a complete re- vision of policies in the handling of highway problems in this state. Enough has been disclosed by investigation and other- wise to guide the new commission. Their administration will be followed with interest and success will follow only as politics is eliminated from high- way matters. THE KANSAS EXPERIMENT Former Governor Allen’s pet scheme the Industrial Court has been practically nullified by the United States Supreme court and prebably neither labor nor capital is shedding any tears over the demise. The whole structure doubtless was faulty and the administration of, the court’s decisions made more enemies than friends in both the camps of capital and labor. : Two years before the federal decision, the court has been imactive as no important cases came before it. William Allen White’s tilt with the then Governor Allen is memorable im the fight this court waged for its existence. Successful arbitration of industrial disputes must spring from mutual consent. Sonor arbitration defeats the very end desired. Meddling on the part of courts in the bp relations between employers and employes proved disastrous in Kansas but the blow given the in- court wi baek in achieving better THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE eacnied here tu order featers diay Lave the press of MILLION ATES OA,ISN! HOW ABOUT YOU STEPPING OUT TO A NICE LIME DISARMAMENT Post Dispateh) Hryan is now throwsa inve iu Plorida veal « astonish man the copybook borne the iapriat ional mourners Ommon people twhile Nebraska Nemesis of the rich, w Mlocida millionaire to hobnob on the golf course with quatitied to loll cheek RAEN TO RLO (Grand Rapits American raitroad Despite this condition, reta- named nation i few pedestrians are killed by Mie to the facet that itis on wand south Con | sitys his selling at cuse, good gin at $45 und synthetic gin at $20 4 case, imported wine at 75 a case, and Liquors and cordials | and Argentina Athintic and Peru and Chile on the bs f the enclosed letter which I have just 5 off the day when a traveler has sawdust on It adds a cover to the bill because Yet within a radius of four! imes Square can be found old-fashioned oor und a bras: was a good one. not lived to he over thirty, pulbuan at Chicago and ride to Rios in Paris ride man who ‘has been given the hard righteoud judgment of a good wo- because she is a woman, sawdust on the vied life of two si two people may be his dear nd climbed the sentimental merey, at ten cents, soup at five cents and s ‘ 2 There, 1 did not intend to write as His impulse may be as mine to create a better between them os) Nhe ubiquitous Perey, a likable fellow | is positive that Moe took just enough Votes | American graitins {comfortable international which ia now ment as to how to go about it may sleeps is always answered. Your real and true frier hold wares, even baby , 1 hope. Tam yoing to trust to nd you Jack's let think it needs much housewives pick out wh they can use, and barte ing, JAMES W. DEAN, , NEA Service, Inc.) ever, give you a fe actions to it. Tam afraid that after reading | it you will be as much in the dark} about Jack’s personality as you are| ther bitterly, we don’t remem- | 3 Will come first ADVENTURE OF THE. TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON reaty protected kiying of stee onna’s friends contend White was made In the first place, Jack's letter was written to a man--a man who had known him intima i Nick and Miste + through good and evil report, a so well that he could nat He to him, a man who loved him Who knew bin ‘dresses shopping to buy are seeing the real John Alden Pres- But one thing they did know about. cott without gloss or polish, Spring makes us It was about Simple Simon and the about a million © bulbs to throw In the first place the Muffin Man suckers | poles upon being a regular fellow, | never b called him a peddler and cheap-skate| them up. And I'd hate to think of and everything that he could think|what his custard pies are made of. AN NEWS f |r bet you anything they never saw “How can he sell pies for a pen- aid the Muffin Man, “when I} ely make a decent living by them for ten cents apie a Pie; "lM be is le pies are made man coming down the street c: ing’ “4 esas): " = era ee aie apple, Digs are made Pies a penny—Pies a penny,” he| Final elimination contests in ora the cores in, and his raisin pies are got so excited that he couldn't count| tory and declamatory work will be made of about two raisins and the /® straight dozen. He had been known| noid this evening ‘at 7:30 o’clock in water—to thicken sometimes brea’ Golf is a crazy game, because she asks such the| standers never in the daily| driving at the case but in rare mo- | tate aa know what you rse_ of certain stocks of conduct of If balloon tires why can't they start a! ifortable balloon shoes?) that Yr Ne lives up to his code and that to be the only i the! good on ¢ sWe| craze for ¢ not urging you seems. to me that your code is something so dif- crossword puzale ave a good time guessing st {the meaning ot spring poetry. tocks, so that if you ever} © to invest you will know we are, Should b conduct can never be understood by He is always astonished when It's hard to look prosperous un- Two of the|l€ss you have a good job, and hard The other ad-| to get a good jub uniess you 1 haven't heard Prosperous. If they guessed stocks which he sa five points in ten days. EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO If Henry Ford really is going to make airplanes there is a torcune for) sumeune in selling steel helmets. nto the boob yed on the stock exchange An auto driver with no life insur- ance is negtecting his tamily when} he admires the scenery. ict in New York by Chief | mended that the number Ht you Want ba to think you axe men stationed there to handle traf-/ 5°" f AGN SA aN your nose until there are tears in! e police force. In Ni York at the present time there are $7,000 licensed Faint lady has won many a fair) We are so scared our hair is go-! ing to stick up im the back that it won't stay down. censes are be Four city magistrates are required to hear traffic violation Tight shoes sell a lot of automo-! Recent aircraft tests indicate Gen- eral Mitchell's serious mistake Hin having more sense than his su- j perior officers, | ‘They do things different in Paris. 1A thief escaped there on a bicycle |instead of in a high-powered car. | (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Ing.) { Evening Pic Band congert lovers should tune! in any of two of the following sta- tions tonight: (484) 9 C. T.--Shrine band! RE IMPATIGCNT — SO AM EN Stt DOWN THERE AND KeeP YOUR FeSeT QUIET OR (TL et TAPS ror YOU {} WCAP (469) 8:30 E. band concert. WCCO (426.4) 8 C. T—Reading of; with musichl set- “Bnoch Arden” ting by Richard Straus: POLICE COUNTRY CLUB Los Angeles, April 17.--A hundred eres in the high Sierras have been t aside as a country club for the the Los Angeles po- First dance of the Moraa’s F Sat. Es The more look back on an old Our Job to See No “Guilt for Next War By Chester H. Rowell William ‘the never, the Hohenzollern who once thought jhe was Crown Prince, is writing a book to refute the “Schuldluege,” the alleged “lie’ that Germany started , the war. 3 It is a task which even better men might well leave to ithe sober work of a whole generation of historians. Propa- | ganda, on either side, convinces only the converted. Nobody denies that the responsibility for making Europe la powder -box was distributed among many nations and through many generations. The question is, who fired the spark that set it off? The answer to that question must remain incomplete, until all the documents are accessible, and then they will need other analysts then the Crown Prince ‘or George Creel. = We can leave the “war guilt” of the last war for future historians to apportion. Our job is to see that there is no* such “guilt” for a next war. Diogenes, more. than two thousand years ago, started with a lantern to search the Near East for an honest man. Evidently, the search still continues. ~ At least, Dr. Dodge, head of an American college in Smyrna, now in this country, says: “Ask any head of gov- ernment, of business or of reform, in this whole end of the world, what it most needs, and the answer will always be, ‘men that can be trusted.’” Ages of despotic governments; of discordant races, lan- guages and religions, of the battle of force and guilt, have | bred in the Levant a habit of mutual \distrust which may take generations] in one year saved Europe from col- to outgrow. 4 lapse. In France, its defeat made The Balkanized corner of the world,|the Dawes plan possible. In Eng- made of the wrecks of the Austrian] land, its temporary eclipse permitted and Ottoman empires and interven-| the leadership under which Europe ing states, must endure this and take| made its only rapid progress since its consequences. The real problem| the war. of our generation is to keep from} In Italy and Spain, its seizure of Balkanizing the rest of the world, by| power restored order, but destroyed universal national distrusts. liberty. In Egypt and India, it men- aces the peace of the world. In “If Senator Borah succeeds in| China, it prevented unification and keeping the United States out of the! progress. In Japan, it is the only world court,” says the chief spokes-| source of worry. In the Balkans, it man of the irreconcilables, “he ought] is the author of all their plagues. In to be elected president of the United] Turkey, it has massacred and de- Senator Borah may be president,} contact of the east and the west. ‘some day, and if he is, his country In America—it is a group of ir- ill have one of its ablest men at} reconcilable reactionaries, posing in \its head. But let us hope that it}the mask -of progressives, who will be for some constructive, and} would commit this nation to the pol- not merely destructive achievement.| icy which has been the bane of every To defeat the only important pol-| other. icy on which both American parties} Like the Monarchist reactions af. are agreed; to place the bulk of an|ter the French and American Revo! inert America athwart the current} lutions; like the Mediaevalist reac- of history; 40 commit the only peo-|tions that followed the Renaisance; ple who, on a continental scale, have] like the sordid orgies of materialism CARTON (he finds you do not know the least| kept the peace by submitting their] which follow the exaltation of war thing about his .or his reactions to them. That he just as surely misunder- stands yours is quite as patent when “Isn't it perfectly aston- ing, Syd, how implacabl ng a good woman can be? lie, that is the ery disputes to civilized adjudication, to] in America, this Nationalist reaction a refusal to join in extending the| following the world’s greatest united same boon to the world; to defeat| effort, is doubtless a natural phen- by American obstruction America’s} omenon, which only another swing {historic world policy; to announce] of the pendulum can cure. But why that America alone, of all the na-| boast of it?” “ tions on earth, declines any arbitra- ment but that of the sword—that is crusade which may qualify for 1 a ify fo i | Leader of the Oppention? but not | A THOUGHT i | for Chief of the Republic. e A NATIONALIST PARTY IN Oh how great is thy goodness, EVERY COUNTRY which thou hast laid up for the: There is a Nationalist party in|that fear thee; which thou hast yevery country in the world. And|wrought for them that trust in thee Say a little prayer for my godson' everywhere it is the organ of ex-| before the sons of men!—Ps. 31:19. ‘The prayer of, treme reaction, Sires tah ‘ never In Germany, its defeat by more} The soul is strong that trusts in igpogressive groups has three times| goodness.—Massinger. FABLES ON HEALTH ROOT OF SERIOUS TROUBLES | Constipation often is considered a) minor ailment. R s } But regardless, it is one of the} Oatmeal, Indian and rye meal most common of ailments, and often} porridge are beneficial, the more so is the root of serious troubles. if they are eaten with molasses in- Pr ns Who lead a sedentary life} stead of milk. are most subject to constipation. For] Coarse bread, as graham, oatmeal cluding apples, tomatoes, prunes and Whizz! them there is one cardinal principle! or brown bread, is to be preferred to had no idea that the magic snuff had to be laid down for its treatment. {that made from f been spilled and that dreadful things! This is diet. Medicine may relieve} Drink coffee without sugar. Gander | constipation, but it does not remove! Plenty of water should be taken e wheat flour. the cause, during the day. Diet is the thing. Avoid eating| Sometimes a glass of cold water as much as usual, Substitute in} before breakfast is a sufficient aper-_ the place of meat, )more fruits in-| ient. | the inside of an egg shell.” That was the way the Muffin Man 9 ORATORICAL \talked and-when he heard the Pie-| FINAL ORATORDCAN ae oo ae oe eee ome pte Pier | the auditorium of the high school. man’s cry. In time thirteen began| Three boys, Peter Suehy, Stephen to be known as a baker's dozen. Dunn and William Toman will strive The day that the magic snuff got! for the honor of representing Man- illed., Simpte Simon had stopped} gun high school in the state contest man right in front of the! be held at the University of North " Dakota on: May 14th, and likewise “Please give me a pie. I'm hun-| three girls, Margaret Peterson, Alice gry. I'd like to taste your ware,”| Witkinson and Kathleen Warren wilf said Simon. compete in the declamatory division. The Piemanwas in a hurry be-|The Judges have been chosen from cause it was Fair Day and that was) outside school circles. where he was going. allt — “Pll sell you one for a penny,” said|NAME NEW SUPERINTENDENT the Pieman. “What kind do you OF DEACONESS HOSPITAL want?” Miss Mabel Stensrud,° Minneapolis, “I want them all,” said Simon,|has been named acting superintend- “only 1 haven't a penny. I haven’t/ent of the Mandar Deaconess hos- any money at all.” pital in the place of Miss Stella Don- “Then why did you stop me” cried| ahue, resigned, and has taken over the Pieman. “Out of my way, boy.”|the managenmrent of the institution. At that very minute Snitcher} Miss Donahue left last evening fat Snatch, the goblin, rolled out of the| St. Louis, Mo., where she has ac- Muffin Man’s door and spilled some| cepted a position as superintendent of the. magic snuff out of the gold| of the Liberty Hospital. snuff box. Stensrud who succeeds her-as And one grajp of it got wp the Pie-| superintendent of the Mandan hos- man’s rose. pital, is a graduate of the same nurs. The very. next minute he had|ing school, the Minneapolis Cit: breathed it in. Hospital, as Miss Donahue and has “Achoo!” he went so loudly it mest! splendid reeommendations. She came have been heard in St. Louis or to the Mandan hospital as assistant ‘be China or it is just possible even} superintendent about three months in San Francisca ago, and following Miss Donahue’s Instantly all i resignation was ehosen by the Meth- every direction. i got | odist Hospital board as acting super- legs | intendent. could. carry him. * —— But most of them. flew into the MACKIN-REGAN WEDDING Muffin Man’s shop and settled on the Mrs. Mary Ouren Mackin and Jo- counte: — 4 seph Regan, both well known resi- “aha!” cried the Muffin Man. Now| dents of the city, were quietly mar- ¥ can find what the Pieman’s pies| ried Wednesday evening st 7 o’cloc are made of+—wouldn’t be surprised|in Bismarck and left on N. P. Train if they were filled with sawdust.” No. 3 for Los Angeles, Cal., and other But instead he -found that they! western cities to spend about a were made better than the pies he|month’s honeymeon. i made himself. E They will return to Mandan to “I'll tell you how it is,” said Mis- their home. Mr. Regan is an ter Whizaz. “The Piemag has no rent sogmenee for the Northern Pacific —no paper bags to buy—and no de-| railroad. livery boy to pay. ‘Besides his pies smaller than yours.” : “ Less fish is being eaten in Great said.the Muffin | Britain than before the war. pL pe ag aed aS ag Mes man 5 was ns ii Ti take him into. partnership with| Se eee What do you say, Mister Pie-| Crossword puzzle fans now are ne ES ae voacendngy tad using the famous li- (Copyright, 1925, Service, Inc.) | don.~ pad Sie was threats States for that alone.” ported, and set a new block to the, *