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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year Sates . $7.20 | Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) 7.20 | Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bi: 5.00 | Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota : 6.00 | THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPE. (Established 1873) DETROIT Kresge Bldg. de Bismarck)... Rk (Official City, State and County Newspaper) COINCIDENCE | Alfred McCann of New York owes a debt of gratitude | to some one, but he doesn’t know who it is. MeCann had suffered from hiccoughs for six days, when a man who re- | fused to tell his name advised him to “put a finger in ez ear and drink a glass of water held to your lips.” McCann did so and the hiccoughs left him. That probably was enough to establish the infallibility of the “stop up your car method” with McCann. doubtless will explain it as an accident, more than anything else. Houdini says he once gained a great reputation as a sor- cerer when he was visiting with a family and, for the edifi-! eation of one of the youngsters, walked into the yard and} commanded the rain to stop. Oddly enough, it did. “Then,” says Houdini, “not want- | ing to delude the youngster, I took him into the yard again and ordered the rain to resume, thinking to prove to him that it was nothing more than coincidence. “But the confounded rain did start up again. Today you can’t convince that youngster that I’m not possessed of su- pernatural power.” CLEAN MOVIES Will H. Hays, president of the Motion Picture Produce’ and Distributors of America, Inc., has asked all motion picture directors to get behind him in his stand for clean pictures. | It is to be hoped that they will. Hays doesn’t have to ask} the movie-goers to back him up. The great majority of | them, just naturally will. We are told there is some sort of a lesson, or moral, in every movie of the serious type. Such a lesson has the finest chance of having its effect if it be based on decency and does | not run to the suggestive and unclean. The spring cleaning spirit is in the air. time to clean up moving pictur An appropriate ; TRAGIC | Youth is not always as resilient as it has been pictured. Youth has tragedies all its own that those of us of maturer years cannot feel. A 14-year-old boy in Cincinnati shot and killed himselt because his mother’s death had left him with the responsi- | bility of housework and the care of his two younger bro- | thers. 1 Denied the opportunity to play with other boys, he col- | lected his books and toys in a pile, burned them and then! epded his own life. | Grown men and women have killed themselves because | f of lost money and lost love. Youth denied play is a greater | tragedy than either. j ALL’S WELL King George, you read, has recovered from his recent | attack of influenza and has had his first walk in the Buck- | ingham Palace grounds. So all is well in England. Business goes merrily on, something it wouldn’t have done had his illness proved very serious, or fatal. England’s king may be vastly less important than our president, yet we are quicker to recover from the loss of our “royalty” than England is. When Great Britain goes in mourning it does so in earn- est and everybody feels it. Even during George’s slight ill- ness London business, especially in the catering and clothing lines, went into a noticeable slump. PIPE OF PEACE The modern version of the pipe of peace is not an Indian calumet but an underslung, “upside down” affair. Vice President Dawes, after antagonizing most of the members of the Senate, is now creating a friendlier feeling among the outraged solons by distributing copies of the strangely-modeled pipe he has made famous. Since inauguration day he has given away eight. Sen- ator Overman, who does not smoke, was presented with one with the following speech: “I like you and will give vent to my impulse for you by presenting to you a pipe.” If this keeps on there doubtless will be another senatorial investigation into alleged bribery or proselyting. FRENCH Fist ‘fights are becoming a common occurrence in the French Chamber of Deputies. Premier Herriot seems to possess a knack of infuriating the Conservatives beyond all self-control. The other day it was a speech by the premier on “Chris- Sa that precipitated a bloody riot and ended the sitting -in-chaos. You sort of envy the French. Think how much more dsteresting our own Senate sessions would be if the senators ‘possessed some of the Gallic temperament. ._. And think what might have happened had Vice President ? Dawes addressed his inaugural speech to the French cham- ber instead of to the staid United States Senate. ICE CREAM R We are eating less ice cream says the Department of Agriculture in publishing figures showing the average con- | sumption for each person is 1924 was 2.56 gallons as com- Doctors \ ‘ {state ‘sation to at least pay h | his th Comments reproduced tu thin column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. Tnsy are presented here in order that Our readers may Lave both sides t issues which are seed in the prese of , THE VALUE OF THE RED CROSS | ROLL CALL (Duluth Saturday Heral'y the Duluth Chapter of the Ameiican Red Cross was called upon by the national organization to help in the reliet work under taken by that body in the area stricken by a’ tormacs last week } Phe Duluth Chapter was able to lrespond immediately with a enec for five thousand dc » Which ja substantial contribution that {Will help yined with similar gifts jfrom cther sources, to meet th Jimmediate needs of the devastate | regions DRIVING YOUTH TO THE DANCEHALL Journal) i has introduced bill makin ) Minnesota for dan-| is to | to make find Th find to dan For dancing rerently maiden majori among wrong Want to dance. would prefer their friends Denied this p them will Gunce requently tionable strangers to und o NOT IN ACCORD (Grafton News and Times) The News and ‘Times is not in| accord with tae Walsh County Record that the North Dakota ature Went on an orgy of aising when it voted concurrent resc.unon at the next election raising the of the senators and repre- entatives trom $5.00 ts $8.60 per | day Any man Who is willing to take himself away trom his busin nd give it in laboy for weal of the | is entitled to enough compen | is because of the s sation given D. legislator that men of intellectual capability and business ity are deter from giving to the Possibly if the man of business the assurance he could at least legitimate expen vceount he would be willing to accept political | preterment, elevate the standard of islative iy and thus le ility ef nondescripts framing Ned legistauion foc the welfare of the commonwealth to vice he DVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON OLD MOSEY MOV The March Hare said at that sign pol J passing e gomg to h the first warm day come "Well, what's to do done?” asked Nic! “We'll push it ov So the Twins and Mister Ting the fairy landlord, and the March} Hare all pushed and pushed and the| sign fell over on its face, and that was the end of it. “If Farmer Greenway says a word! about it, I'll give him a piece of my mind,” said the March Hare. “The very idea of keeping boys away from! the very best swimming hule im the country!” “What shall we do now?” Mister Tingaling setting cream saucer hut straight on head. slid down over one ear. “The next thing to be done is talk to the tenants of the Old S le and tel] them th , id the March Hare, .’ Who lives here?” “Me,” said old Mosey Mud Turtle sticking his head out of the mud near the bank. “Did 1 hear you say that we should have to move?” “You certainly will have to make yourself scarce at once,” suid the March Hare “Why?” d Mosey Mud Turtle enappishly. “We like this house and it’s most comfortable. ‘Ihe sun hits it just right and the mud is always warm even on a cold day.” “This is the Old Swimming. Hole,” explained Mister Tingaling, ‘and the will be coming here soon to heir first spring swim. We don't take up much room,” said Mister Mud Turtle, “Really when we are all under the mud you would scarcely know we were here at all.” “Why don’t you let them stay,” asked Nick. Mister Tingaling winked the March Hare and the March Hare wiggled one ear back at him. “Because,” said he slowly, “Mister Mud Turtle al has another name. He is called Mister Snapping Turtle and woe betide anybody who happens to step on him, particularly in his bare feet.” The Twins laughed—although they really did feel sorry for the poor turtles. “Let me see,” said Mister Tinga- ling taking out his rent book and opening it to the “T's.” “You pay mg one pink stone, one green stone and three little white stones here for rent. Well, if you won't move I'll have to raise your rent to five pink stones. And you know how hard they are to find.” “Dear, dear!” said Old Mosey. “I suppose we'd better’ move then. Have you any other empty houses, sir?” “Pl take care of you,” said the fairyman kindly. “I know the very his at pared with 2.68 in the year preceding. The décline was rg pagan {0 the cool weather last sum- mer in many parts of the country. ee, ot try prohibition on it? Bootlegged ice cream "might Spee to many who never eat it because it’s too easy: ; ty bo eS Norfolk (Va.) jailer got arrested. Charged with boot- Maybe keeping bad company did it. _ ging. DICK POCKetiig lace.” “Then Vl go and tell the family to start packing,” seid Old Mosey Mud Turtle and he slid from view. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 19253 ‘What the World Is Doing | As Seen by Popular Mechanics Magazine | Collapsible Seedling Box | With the use of the seedling box shown in the drawing, transplanting to the garden can Be done without any interruption to the growth of the seed- lings. This box consists of a wooden frame, as shown in the detail, with Stationary and removable nails driven We Like “Doc,” So Let’s Keep Him By Chester H. Rowell “Doc” ig doomed. At least, so Dr. Pusey, president of the American Medical Association, declares. Medical education now costs so much that those who get \it insist on going into the more lucrative career of special- jsts, and the old-fashioned family doctor is disappearing. Let us hope. not. We like “Doc,” and we need him, It the is disappearing, it is, rather, because he does not like us. He is going out, not for medical, but for business reasons. | clear book, if she jare tripping. ere when re when | , girl without a heart gets one. | They After so much pushing it had| — through the sides to hold a number of boards set with edges together to foam V-shaped troughs. The troughs are filled with earth in which the seeds are planted and spaced the same dis- tance apart as they are to be in the garden. The box is then set in a place baving the correct temperature for the growth of the plants. When it is time to transfer them, furrows are dug to | receive the earth and plants contained in the troughs. The box is then set over the rows and the removable nails pulled out. When the frame is lifted, the boards swing away and the seed- ; lings are neatly deposited in rows. Thus several short rows can be planted at once, or one long row by repeating the operation with one trough of the OPEN 5~ TS. REMOVABLE 27 n frame at a time. The roots of the plants will not be loosened and growth will not be affected in any way. In two York, a woman poisoned Perhaps she may come | claiming she was 4 biga by nist. A woman may go to chureh to sve what she can see and to a party t hea, what she can hear. People, with or without teeth, ma enjoy learning a Chicago dentist n jail Lightning struck a movie hi as City, perhaps becaus ead the posters out front. in s r woman who ha ars should write 4 sn’t too busy. band 6U y The way they trip the light fa: testic now it looks as if they really Nothing feels as crazy as a new straw hat, aster reminds us that if you keep a man in hot water he will become hard boiled. All marry for better or worse and aise cain if they get the worst of ii A girl with a heart gets won. A is the mushroom season look like umbrellas because they grow in wet places. This A boxer who was sandbagged by a Los Angeles robber was given na chance to defend his crown. See the pretty spring magazine vers, which were painted last De- cember? Almost had a fight in Congress. One started to throw a bottle of ink. Air-Propelled Boat Steered by Swinging Motor Shallow water and quantities of rubbish that made the operation of a screw-propelled boat impractical did not defeat a California rancher when he decided to use the Colorado river to haul his produce to market twenty miles from his farm. He built a flat- bottomed, barge-shaped boat, fifty-five feet long, with a beam of nine feet, and at the stern mounted a ninety- horsepower airplane motor and eight- foot propeller to drive the craft. The steering problem was surmounted by placiig the engine assembly on a pivot with two pneumatic tires to support the weight of the fuselage and the fuel tank of fifty gallons’ capacity. The boat is guided by simply turning the engine and propeller with a steering wheel operated by the pilot who com- mands an unobstructed view of the river from his seat and is protected Lied OF HE DRAWER “TO THE CARE MARQUISK, SECRET I “take my pen in hand” to you, dear secret confidante, wonder what your problems were r off time when you were t of a king. au very unhappy when your kingly lover devoting If to some he did mal , for that is y the prerogatives of kin: of all other men. nd, by the si considered not but me token, you must e seen it, f notwithstanding that pleasing fable that love is blind, any woman who loves a man an tell when another woman is in, love with him, if she sees them together. What did you do, little Marquise? Did you reproach your sweetheart and brave the anger of a king or did you keep it all to yourself and pre- tend to him that you did not believe that the man whom you had loved and who had vowed that he loved you could not possibly be disloyal to you? I believe, little Marquise, many clever woman has broug her lover back to her feet by making him believe that she could not think that he would in any way betray her trust in hin. So I am quite sure that you never showed, even if your heart was breaking, that you were the least bit jealous of your king. I think Ruth knew that the letter {| that 1 4 We can keep “Doc” if we certainly worth ours. nineteenth century business the age of individualism. cease because the corner gro Neither need family medical the old-fashioned fee system for “Doc” and his patients. hands.” Senate’s challenge. : resident wins, he loses. a ra pltasi amici At hetbarser| oi bec p gets stuck on a sandbar, the motor can be swung entirely around to pull the boat loose. Speed of from seven to eight miles an hour upstream against a current of six miles an hour and a rate of about twenty-five miles down the course are said to be the usual performance of the engine. The owner is planning to install a 220-horsepower motor and a larger propeller to re- duce the time required to get his goods to the stores. With the smaller outfit, he can carry five tons at once on the barge, in the building of which he spent about two months. ees @ Flowers, which are placed in vases for display, will last much longer if the leaves that extend below the sur- face of the water in the vase are re- moved. pointments unless they mean it, in Andrew Jackson’s time, his cabinet. They are not doing it to Coolidge merely from disapproval of Warren. The real issue is Coolidge himself, The insurgents are fighting bac The Democrats, after catastrophic defeat, are playing desperate poli- tics. The Old Guard are determined to re-establish the supremacy of the Senate. The irreconcilables, reactionaries internationally, are bant on under- mining the president’s leadership. For four years the president or the Senate will rule. This is the first skirmish, in the battle to de- termine which. When Is a Drug Not a Drug? What is a drug? A New York court has just decided that ham and eggs are not drugs, and can not be sold on premises under a lease re- stricted to pharmacy purposes. Where shall we draw the line? Is soap a drug?’ Or ink and paper, cutlery, brushes, candy, ice cream or postage stamps? Certainly a , pharmacy without these would be searcely recognizable as a drug store. Ham and eggs may be stretching it a bit, but scarcely more than cigars or razor strops. If you want a fountain pen or a |camera, where do you go for it? And you buy a ham sandwich and a cup of coffee on the way out, Why draw the line at ham and eggs? I wrote to Jack would bring him to me immediately for she persuaded | me to send it to him by special! messenger, and as soon as I had/ sent it she made some excuse to leave. I didn’t want her to go, for I felt that if Jack did not come, if some- thing happened that he did not get the letter, or if he decided not to come, I should go mad with wait- ing. ‘Thus you see I am confessing wanted my husband, Al- though I tried to give him his choice of staying away from me or coming back to me on a purely friendly basis, my heart I knew would be broken if he did not come. It didn’t seem to me, however, that the boy had had time to get there with the note when a taxi drew up in front of the apartment. As soon as I heard a taxi stop in front of the door, I looked out A moderately slow pulse is no dis- advantage, and should not cause half iso much worry as it does, Mr. Jones \of Anytown. learned. ; It is rather an indication of a strong heart, provided the slow pulse is natural. If, however, the dhe, wind of pulse has become slow as the result Res oa jof disease, then there is a cause for ‘cor old Jack! I could tell from' worry, and a physician should be the very set of his shoulders that’ called. he had been and was still very un-|~ Sometimes a slow pulse is caused happy. My heart went out to him; from liver disorder, from excessive in pity, It seemed to me so unfor-/use of tobacco, coffee and other nar- tunate that any man would give up}cotics, Also it may be caused from the very best of life, the very sweet-) anemia and the use of headache est, truest, and fondest emotion he! powders, remedy is the very one from which the traditional- profession shrinks —the organization of the business side of medicine, by health insurance. make it worth his while. It is The trouble is that twentieth-century medicine clings tu methods. This is no longer The grocery business did not cery no longer did most of it. practice cease merely because will no longer support it. The ded That would look out bothy Clearly, President Coolidge “has the Senate on his The rejection of the Warren appointment was the It was the first move of a long contest in which, unless Senates do not exercise this prerogative on cabinet ap- war. The last time they did it was open war, They did not do it to Harding, though they disliked halt The “Iron Man” Rules the World A Tibetan Lama, visiting London, is quoted as saying: “The machines in England are wonderful, but I think that if the English are not careful, the machines will master them and make them do what they want.” By “Will” master them? They have, already! It is the Iron Man that rules the world. * Who else assembles and standard- izes us? Who has extinguished the crafts- man and substituted the machine tender? Who puts us schedule? Who has taken self-expression out of labor? Who commands us all to wear the same clothes, drive the same fliv- vers. think the same thoughts and thrill to the same emotions? Who assorts and grades standard sizes and qualities? Who gives us a million pictures without art, a million books without literature, a million schools without education? Who stamps us with a |sells us in a labeled package? The Iron Man. The machines have ‘already mastered us. They make us ldo what they want. on a split-second FABLES ON HEALTH PULSE STIMULATION Treatment of a slow pulse con- sists,. first in removal of the cause, and second in application of meas- ures calculated to improve the heart's action. If the patient is young and of vigorous constitution, the pulse may be stimulated by cold baths, cold douches and cold mitten friction of the skin. These treatments should increase the activity of the heart. Caution should be taken when the person is known to have a weak heart, which often is shown by a shortness of breath, blueness of the lips or swelling of the ankles. could possibly have for something | that could do nothing else but break down his character and weaken his NAME COUNTY CHAIRMAN FOR NORSE CENTENNIAL will, As Jack stepped out of the motor Ole Syvrud, local auto top manu- facturer, has been named county Would have been a blot on his repu- tation. A philosopher is one who is sur- prised if he catches any fish. Only love can make seem like 10 o'clock, Wooden legs are not énherited. But how about wooden heads? midnight EVERETT TRUE — AND IF THERG In YOUR oreice™ Ienow ce. BY CONDO 'S ANY, VACANCY PLSFSG CET ME ANO = Witl Come POR AN INTERVIEW AND BRING © S Jz == he raised his eyes to my window and then his shoulders sunk a little lower and with lagging steps he walked within the door below. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) chairman of a committee to be se- lected to secure a great attendance from this district at the Norse-Am- erican Centennial to be held at the Minnesota State Fair grounds, St. Paul-Minneapolis, on June 7, 8, 9. CAR GOES ON SPREE The Dodge sedan owned by Dr. W. C. Aylen, staged a merry little party all its own about 11 o’clock Sunday night. - Dr. Aylen had parked the machine on the hill alongside of his house at Eighth Ave. N. W., and First street, but in some way the brakes loosened and the machine backed down the in- cline, cat-a-corner across the street and broke down an ornamental lamp post at the Lutheran church corner. The break shorted the wiring of the lighting system and an arc of fire developed from the wires to the me- tal of the engine. Dr. Aylen and others fearing the six inch electric arc would fire the gasoline tank kept In New York | New York, April 1—The blotter at police headquarters of any city is a passing show of the city’s life for the day. Murders, fires and suicides are duly reported in the newspaper, but many little trifles that cannot crowd out the major happenings of the day are snatches of drama, Their importance is proportionate to the size of the city. Thus in New York a story that would be worth a column in the Hillsboro Dispatch on which I once worked doesn’t break into print at all. Following are some of the matters attended to by New York’s “finest” in one day. A woman walkedsinto the bakery of Jacob Buffi and started to fill her purse from the cash register. When WITNESS TRIAL OF OARLESS LIFEBOAT London, April A without oars, which it is claimed may be propelled even in rough | weather by persons without previous training, was. tried out here recent- ly in the presence of shipping ex- ‘perts and representatives of the gov- ernment. Because of the absence of oars the inventor, J. R. Fleing, con- tends that one of the chief difficul- ties of launching a lifeboat from a vessel in distress has been over- | come. The new type of lifeboat is pro- pelled by the occupants, who have levers which they pull forward and backward, this action through a very simple gear causing a propeller to drive the lifeboat through the wa- ter. The boat used in the experi- ‘ment had 42 occupants, With one man at each of the eight levers it lifeboat | theiv distance ‘A, W. Nordholm.| was possible to maintain a speed of electrician, chancing to pass phoned three miles an hour, and with two the electric company to cut off the men working on each of the levers a lights and the car was removed and) speed -of six miles an hour was wires sccured. Other than a broken! brought about, according to official bumper and crumpled fender there] announcement of Lloyd’s agents who was no damage to the car. were present: t Representatives of London SPRING COMBINATION ' Board of Trade, the British Corpora- The combination of kasha cloth'tion and 40 of the leading British and printed silk is one that you may steamship companies also witnessed expect to find featured in all the the tryout, which, was reported a suc- he objected she hit him, he says, He had her arrested and learned that it was his wife who disappeared 13 years ago. « August Goechner refused to make a complaint against a man who stabbed him, saying he would settle the affair in his own way. Police begin to destroy 38,000 gal- lons of confiacated wine. William Bennett, retired prize- fighter, unable to get matches in the the A PERSON WHO WRITES HIS NAME So IT Looks LiKE A MESS Of TANGLED |BRoom WiRE 18 STUCR ABLY CARRIES A VANITY BOXe \WOURS TRULY, ——I (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) OPALESCENT EFFECT Dancing frocks of vari-colored chiffon ie a lovely opalescent ef- fect. they are newer than the [ehadea models. = ui On HIMSELE AND PRog- ring any longer. beats up his wife. Riot squad finds 25 men in pitched battle, kicking, punching and scratch- ing und not a word being said. The were deaf mutes just out of churel where a special service had been ‘held for them, ‘Abraham Pataha and Harry Hach- hauser are arrested for cruelty to an old gray mare. They forced her to enter a chicken coop for a stall and the door was so smal] that it made her neck and withers sore, . Paul Kelly is identified by witness @s man who partigipated in a hold- up, Kelly shows his wooden leg and witness admi that none of the highwaymen wns crippled. spring collections. - The man who invented the ice cream soda water has been found and, as. is often the case with in- }ventors, he made not a cent with his discovery. The man is John Robertson, a Madison avenue restau- rateur. As a newsboy he mixed ice cream and soda pop in Kline’s con- fectionary on Canal street, near Varick street. Old man Kline began to mix the srink for’ him. end his gang. Within a week he had hired four boys to help mix the ice cream sodas and withip a month he had four girls waiting on tables. Women and girls from the toney sections be- gan to-visit his humble place and before long he was prosperous and ‘had many competitors. ‘The idea of putting ice cream into a flavored charged water was never patented. charged water “JAMES W. DEAN. More than one lovely. autoist would drive you to distra A Thought | ——_—- wo Weel is the Lord, and greatly Me be pl and hi atness is un- searchable—Ps, 14 A great man is made so for oth- ers.—Thomas Wilson. DOCTORED ALL WINTER, FINDS * RELIEF “I doctored all winter and it didn’t help a bit, but FOLEY’S HONEY & TAR COMPOUND was just the thing for my cough and cold,” writes Mr. Henry Daniel, Berrysburg, Penn. FOLEY’S HONEY & TAR COM- POUND is one of the largest selling cough medicines in the world. Con- tains no ‘-opiates—ingredients are printed on each carton. Good fi for d young. Refuse substitutes upon 'OLEY’S.—Advy. EAD COLDS