The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 12, 1925, Page 4

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Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). . aoe oes O20) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER 3 (Established 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) HARDLY CREDITABLE Rejection of the nomination of Charles Beecher Warren was not creditable. President Coolidge is responsible for the efficiency and ability of his cabinet members and unless there is some outstanding reason for disqualification, the nominations of the president are usually confirmed as a mat- ter of course, especially when his own party is in the saddle. President Coolidge’s selection of Warren clashed with the machine politics of Michigan. Political bosses of that state sought to dictate to Coolidge whom he should name and -he politely and firmly told them it was none of their » affair. They carried the fight to the floor of the Senate and = won by a narrow margin. The whole fiasco hardly reflects = credit upon the republicans in the senate and indicates at * least that the Senate insists upon being consulted upon the = personal appointments of the President. Just how President Coolidge will meet the crisis will be = an interesting development in the struggle for party control at Washington. ties THE MAN FOR THE CRISIS The late President Ebert will go down in history more = for the tact with which he handled a difficult situation than ” because of any outstanding ability as a statesman. He sum- moned to the various departments of government men train- ed in state craft. Realizing his own inexperience, he possessed a rare good sense that made him realize that he should take care in selecting a cabinet schooled in the poli- cies of the nation. Because he had not been aligned in bitter partisanship with the great contending parties made him more acceptable to all parties and a great force with the people threatened by a red revolution. His frugality, distastes for show and pomp of office, and insistence upon strict economy for his = household made him the subject of the paragraphers and § jokesmiths, of Germany, but he refused to be diverted and > soon turned the laugh upon those who jeered him. z Toward the end of his career, he commanded the respect of the leaders of the great parties. The people believed in his honesty and loyalty to the new German republic. That popular respect was the greatest asset Ebert had. uh Mth RR CH PE tate GUN AGAIN if Once more, the “gun.” This time it was not murder, but F uff. A discouraged swain, to impress his reluctant sweetheart, % pointed an automatic pistol, from which he thought he had removed the cartridges, at his breast and pulled the trigger. £ One cartridge had been overlooked, and the young man is ~ beyond further romance. There is no such thing as a gun that “isn’t loaded.” There is no such thing as “protection” or “safety” from the possession of a pocket weapon. It is useless for defense, for intimidation or for bluff. The “burglar” it kills is usually ‘your wife or child. The enemy it kills is usually someone to whom you would other- wise have administered a soon-forgotten thrashing. The footpad it intimidates, it usually scares into shoot- "ing you. It is useless for everything, and dangerous chiefly z to its owner. Nt “ue x Neer sf Fi AN OLD LAW Supply and demand again. Five thousand qualified phy- & sicians, a news dispatch informs you, are tramping the i streets of London looking for jobs at anything from $10 a e week up. & Some of them sleep at night along the Thames embank- ment—world-famous resort of down-and-outers. 4 Tremendous activity among British and Irish medical = schools has created a surplus since the war, and thousands } are confronted with the choice of starving or abandoning a profession to which they have devoted years of training. The schools are at fault here. Instead of contributing - toa condition like this they should say to prospective medi- £ cal students: “We should like to teach you medicine but the prospects are that you will starve after graduation. Why ~ don’t you try the law, or dentistry, or accounting, or some- _ thing else that offers more opportunity of making a living. UNORIGINAL The newest canard is that the “Unknown Soldier” of France is a German named August Schultze. The story, which comes from ‘discredited sources, would be incredible enough, even if it did not carry its falsity on its face. But “August Schultze!” That is like saying “an Eng- lishman named John Doe.” There are doubtless persons in the world named John Doe and Richard Doe, and perhaps some day one of them may sue the other. Nobody will be- lieve it if they do. i : + When you tell a story with the stock. fictitious names, it is fictitious. And “August Schultze” is the German John Doe or John Smith. EATING LIGHT Science has found a way, in its researches to find a treat- food. ‘ We cannot be healthy without sunlight, or rather the short, “actinic” or “ultra-violet” rays which are found in artificial light and for some time has bee! _ children with artificial ‘sun baths. But it found, also, that by treating food with these actinic rays, we could feel ourselves sunlight internally. ment for rickets, to feed sunlight to the human body in our Science found it could Bradics, re Ups Editorial Review =: == Comments reproduced in this coluran may or mi Rot express the opinion of The Tribune. Thsy are presented hi in order that our readers faa? have both sides of important issues which are be discussed in the press of “THE BEAUTY OF THE BRICKS” (Kansas City Star) | ‘ue conscious stones to ‘beauty grew.” All things are beautiful to sight acquired or sight restored. No taman blessing is valued at its came to ft through deprivation. | What_a privilege for those who, last Saturday, accompanied about the city of Denver a girl and a boy to whom sight had been given for the first time in their lives!’ Fo: the first time hitherto sigi cyes were strong cnough to stand the Tight of day. For the first time | these children could see ag others ; seo. , not as others see, after all. Only as those sce who never had known what sight revealed. “Bricks! bricks!” the boy ex- claimed “Bricks —I knew the shape of them; I knew how they felt but look at the color—look at the color of them! Lovely houses | mace of ‘bricks “Everything is so strange—so—-to—so ‘deautifa,” cried the girl. Who could contemplate the be- wilderment, the happiness, the ex citement of these children have it in his heart to gi about the shortcomings of ti world? Who can ponder on the sensations of this ‘boy and girl without seeing his own blessings in different proportions? Beauty everywicre! Nothing is ugly to vision in its first flight. There is somethin here to make more con- tent, mom sympathetic, more help- ful those of normal senses, norma’ faculties, normal hearts; yome- thing to glorify and strengthen every effort to reveal the warld to SIMS AYS » 4 ‘af Congress’ deficiency bills remind us of the woman who wrote a check to cover the amount she was over- drawn at the bank, Doctors have made the king of England quit smoking. Your health doesn’t care how important you are. Aviation troubles grow. A general! demanded airplanes. But they gave him the air instead. News from Spain. The Spaniards are getting rough. Football’ is tak- ing the place of bullfights over there. General Wood's ‘son made a ,for-{ tune in Wall Street. Now he’s broke and in trouble. A fortune was his misfortune, The paper says a movie star is full worth except by those who |- | OUT OUR WAY i OUR DANDY er came here from Sebastopol, Itus- sia, 35 years ago. He couldn't speak a word of English. He worked in the garment trad ow he has just been elected vice-president of the Bank of the United States which has a capital of $63,000,000. Eugene Brewster, magazine pub- lisher, wears the biggest rings in New York, I believe. I saw him the other evening in the theatre with Miss Corliss Palmer, an Atlanta ci- gar counter girl who became nation- ally famous through a beauty con- test conducted by Brewster. On the little finger of his right hand Brewster wore a gold ring of an Oriental filigree design about an inch square. One the third finger of holding an opaque stone which was about three inches long. Brewster is a colorful character The four walls of his office are al most completely covered with oi paintings, most of which were paint- ed by Brewster, He worked many months in an attempt to evolve ’a new odor for perfume. He lives in a white mansion, in Jersey surrounde:l by great gardens. Miss Palmer anl her mother live there, also. better. We say that’s good. We need sone better movie stars. Atlantic City news. Drunk sen- tenced to buy his wife a new hat. That would stop a lot of men from drinking. Better worry over these European troubles now. Soon be entirely too warm to worry over anything. About 20,000 new laws will be be-| fare state legislatures this year; there being no law against intro- ducing them, Bad Illinois news. Four men on a railfoad track. One had a , jug. Vour widows sitting at home. Some people, save up for a rainy day. Others just figure that when —— w day at Eighth avenue and ‘I Competition among the baby car- riage garages in the Bronx is grow. ing very keen. Most of these g: ages are bootblack shops by day. Mothers living in walk-up tenements park the perambulators overnight and thus avoid the trouble of hoist- ing them up and downstairs, The rate recently jumped: from 25 cents to 50 cents a week for each baby buggy. One Armando has outgrowa his quarters and is' moving into a shop that will accommodate more buggies. He got his business by in- stalling a chair in which — mothers could securely strap their bambinos le they made ready the riages. And if the chair is in use Armando ‘obligés by holding bab care Speaking of baby buggies, yester- irtieth street I saw nine mothers in a baby buggy parade. In two of the bug- gies there were twins JAMES W. DEAN. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) his left hand he wore an oval ring} THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE WE HEARD OWEN WAS acK SO MY MA MADE THESE JAM TARTS FOR A HIM. SPECIAL FOR MOMENTS WED LIKE TO LIVE OVER-. OL NEIGHBORS. LETTER FROM MRS. | GRAVES HAMILTON LE§LIE PIRESCC ® TINUED JOSEPH TO | Very few women understand this| |runaing amuck in foolishness ,that I{ © just mentioned to you, my \dear daughter. Neither do they un- |derstand that such are the peculiar ‘temperaments of men that after it is all over, they can wash their minds jclean and push their shoulders back » the soke again for another long, hard pull. I wish Mrs. Prescott Sr, was not [here in New York just at this time. |t am afraid John will gow more and more impatient with her, for as a nagger I think she holds _ the championship. She is one of those women who has never really known |a great love, a great sorrow, a great mbition, or a great sacrifice. She |seems to have forgotten entirely everything that happened to her married life except when she wants to hold her husband up as a shining example to her son. _Nothing is right; no one is above suspicion; the whole world should! come to a realization that Mrs. Mary | Alden Prescott lives in it if it would | become regenerate. I am very sorry that she has de- cided to go home with John for, at) this time, his nerves are at a frazzle and I know you as a convalescent | will also be easily annoyed. Since I have studied Mrs. Prescott | I have more sympathy for John than I ever had before. Leslie, dear, I want to tell you that the constant nagging and suspicion and_ selfish- ness of his mother has made your husband very sensitive, and now 4s so much to worry him s business you must temember and cater to his idiosynera- s doesn't sound like the moth- in-law of the jokesmiths, does it?} I think that lass, have been gross! There are good mothers-in-law and bad moth- efs-in-law just as there are good and it does come they'll borrow an um- brella. We don't know how March will an out. But it came in like a bill col- lector. Summer comes in like a dish of! ice cream and goes out like a cup of hot coffee. You might say March comes in like an ice man and goes out like a fur- nace. Congress has adjourned. Cuss its work if you please, We are saving our cuss words for when the fie won't bite. Stenographer is going to marry a South Dakota senator. And yet they ask, “Should a girl work?” Indiana mayor arrested for boot- legging. West Virginia jailer ar- rested for bootlegging. Wonder why? Another income tax cut is pro- posed. If they put it over we'll start predicting the end of the world again. A whittling contest was held in Chicago recently. Its winner should have been given a small town post- office, A great gang of German jailed probably feel blue now, (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) ——_—_—_——_____-@ { InNew York | —_—_. —— New York, March 12.—The lure of the stage gets dimost alk of the young fellows who come to Broad- way. There’s Heywood Broun, the columnist and critic. He appeared as a monologist in a revue and is now considering going into vaude- ville. S. Jay Kaufman,- another columnist, is doing a turn in vaude- ville. And Irvin Cobb has just writ- reds ten his first vaudeville sketch after pondering over the matter for many Fi i f preventing or curing rickets is to light | ¥¢***- avat as co edie ladies ew we can do it two ways: either Here's another Jittlé story of an immigrant boy's success. Saul Sing- We DON'T, GET ANY RESPONSE FROM YOUR DEPARTMENT, MR. SuPERINTENDENT. MADE REPEATED CRIES FOR REUCF, BROLGAT MY CAR DOWN AND i WANT YOU TO Go OvT THERE AND SEE How BADLY THE IMPROVEMENTS ARE NECDSD. f LC COME CN, GET YOUR HAT! NEVER Sar “CAN'T”! L MAX NoT KRAVE ANY PUCL WITH THIS) ormce, BUT CVE GoT PLENTY OF | We HAG sve Tb Can't Go our THERE, MR, TRUS —- PUSH Sh The Tangle By Williams CRAZY ABOUT || Ey KocTDy JEUN SO T SsuD ae BROUGHT THIS]! CouLO EAT SMALL CROCK TRwillams bad mothers. I am sure that John loves me better than he does his own mother, and I think Mrs. Pres- cott knows this, for she acts ex- ceedingly jealous of me. Now, dear girl, I am going to close this letter. I can only hope you will regain your health, for health will bring happiness in spite of great annoyances. Strange as it may scem, one helps in the retention of the other. One can not be entirely unhappy if one is feeling physically fit, and para- doxically happi is the greatest medicine for a.sick body, in the world. I have bade John goodby, finishing this letter on He is feeling very unhappy this morning, for his mother has just told him that she can not possibly get away from New York before Saturday, and she-has made it al- most a life and death affair that he shall wait and go with her to Atlan- tic City. si Goodby, my child, I shall think of you constantly, for you and youts are all that I have in this world to love, I am shipboard. MOTHER. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON JACK FROST HEARS A LECIURE “My! My!” said the March Hare as he galloped along with the Twins on his back. “Fd no idea that th were so backward. It's all nd art,” answered the hare. “Why, just look! Searcely a bit of green showing anywhere. No pussy-wil- lows and not a clover leaf, or a bit of water cress, or a speck of hepa- tica, the little star flowers that come up first.” He talked as fast as he ran, the March Hare did, and the Twins be- gan to wonder if he really knew where he was going. He kept muttering, “Yes, sir, he's been here. Yes, sir, he's been here, too! and here and here and here.” Every time he saw a tiny spot of snow behind a stone he would say, “Here, and here and here.” * “What are you looking for and what are you muttering about?” ask- ed Nancy. “Jack Frost! Jack Frost!” said the March Hare. “Didn't I tell you? Those are his footprints, all that white stuff is where he’s been trying to dodge behind stones, Everywhere he steps he leaves snow and ice tracks, There! Look at that! He's been around here very recently. Very recently, indeed! may run acrossthim any minute. Aha! What did I tell you! Look behind that tree. There's his nose sticking out.” The March Hare stopped and pointed with his ears towardsa large oak, and the children could see a long white sharp thing sticking out behind it that did certainly look like a nose. = “Are you there?” called the March Hare. No answer. “You aren't fooling me a bit,” said the hare crossly. “I can see you or enough of you to know who you are and where you are, Jack Frost. But! although I can only see your nose, your ears can’t be far away and I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.” Still no answer, but the hare went | Fight on, wiggling his nose excitedly. “You may as well get-out of here,” he said. “You don’t belong here at this time of year at all. You belong in Bluster Gust Land up in the sky along with the other nuisance fairies and you'd better be packing you! trunk, Are you listening?” i The nose never moved, so, there is no doubt that Jack Frost h everything the mad March Hare said. THURSDAY, MARCH 12, 1925 [a eT . J.P. Morgan Is King of France By Chester H. Rowell Who is king of France ? Obviously J. Pierpont Morgan. And it is a good. thing for the world that he is. Not that J. Pierpont Morgan, or any other man in his personal capacity, should rule France or any other nation. He does not. But the facts should rule, and Morgan happens to be the mouthpiece of the facts. The facts are that the stability of the franc and the credit of France depend on the balanc- ing of the budget, and that this depends. on unpopular taxes and unpopular economics which no French politician, con- when that budget is definitely The deputies will obey, too. sailles. The question is what British. Either can be done. two, which is the usual result French army and occypying Germany completely. You can not do it by occupying the Ruhr and the Rhine _ bridgeheads beyond the treaty time and threat- ening to do a little more. That merely takes from the Germans the will to disarm without taking from them the power to arm, If you are going to coerce them, you must do the real thing. Or, if you are going to induce them, you: must give them some inducement. You must join in steps to make both France and Germany safe, tak- ing from Germany the- power to make offensive war and the excuse. for anticipating defensive war. The British policy is better, but the French is also possible, if done thoroughly enough The only thing impossible is a compromise between them. NO CONFERENCE WITHOUT FRANCE “Call a conference,” says the Sen- ate. Fine! But, like Owen Glen- dower, who could call spirits from the vasty deep, “will they come?”| That is the president's more d cult responsibility. A further dis- armament conference is futile, un- less France will come to it. |sidering politics alone, would consider. So when Morgan told the Poincare government that the 4 necessary loans were dependent on a certain policy by France, he was merely speaking the voice of facts. When Herriot came in and found the government thus committed by foreign decision on a domestic policy,: he pre- tended to protest, but, like Poincare, he obeyed. Now comes his finance minister, Clementel, and frankly | penne taedbee that the consideration for the resolutely bal- anced budget just introduced is the promise of a foreign loan and finally voted. The voice will be the voice of Morgan, but the hand is the fist of facts. There are still bootlegged arms and camouflaged soldiers in Germany, say the British, in excess of the treaty of Ver- to do about it. “Make them disarm,” say the French. “Induce them to disarm,” say the But not a compromise hetween the of diplomatic conference. You can disarm Germany completely, by using the whole Neither the president nor the Sen- ate has jurisdiction to make France come. When France will come, there will be a conference. And France, not America, will decide that. CONGRATULATIONS TO NORTH CAROLINA! North Carolina comes through! The bill to prohibit teaching evolu- 4 tion in the schools is defeated. Doubtless no bill to compel the teaching of the inerrancy of the cherry tree and hatchet story could now pass, ~ And the history department of the university may be permitted to men-¢ tion the sources of the political theories of the fathers of the con- stitution, to quote the debates of the constitutional convention, and even to read the letters in which George Washington (who certainly “could not tell @ lie”) said uncomplimentary things about the ancestors of the Sons aad Daughters of the Revolu- tion. Evidently the Legislature of North Carolina is really representative of the enlightenment of that state. Congratulations! i The heart must be able to respond to a call for more work. An automobile, when rolling along on level streets, requires much less power than when climbing a hill. While sleeping, the heart should be able to throttle itself down, be- cause the necessity for: power to force the blood through the body. is diminished when the body is at ease. But when one gets out of bed and runs to catch a street car, the heart must be able to respond, and if it is in good condition, it will do so. It has been estimated that the heart on almost instantaneous no- “People want to get their houses cleaned and they can't do a_ thing with you snooping aroynd. If they should take their parlor curtains down and wach their windows, how do they know that you aren't going te come around end paint them all up again with white fuzzy ferns. And look at the willow fairies! They can’t tie. their willow buds onto the branches for shivering. And look at the green things trying to: come up out of the ground! The minute the little ground fairies push them up from below, you stamp on them and they go back. Get out, Jack Frost,” cried the mad March Hare rushing behind the tree with all his might. FABLES ON HEALTH REST FOR THE HEART But nobody was there. “He's gone! I've scared him,” cried the hare delightedly. “Now perhaps spring will have a, chance Nothin’ lazy friend, All the woods and Nothin’ lazy friend the times amount of work which it puts forth while the body is at rest. Many commonly think of the heart tice can perform 13 as an “unresisting organ.” This is not strictly a correct conception. Following every contraction there is a short period of relaxation. This is the heart's resting period, and during this period the heart museles take from the blood food, upon which the heart lives, and give up to the blood the carbon dioxide and waste products Which have been made during its period of contrac- tion. He didn’t seem to notice, as the Twins did, that the long sharp thing was still there—a tiny dead branch with the bark of. (Té Be Continued) (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) —_-_________ | AThought | | i —_—© Speak ‘not evil brethren.—Jas, 4:11. We cannot do evil to others with- out doing it to ourselves.—Desmahis. PREFERRED CREDITOR ° WIFE—So many bills, 1 don't know where to begin. HUBBY—Begin with the butcher. I have to pass his shop on the way to work every morning.—Life. GOOD MORNING (Fiorence Borner) Mornin’ Sunshine, howely do? Mighty glad, sir, to see you, With your kindly beaming light, Making darksome places bright; Keep on shinin’ every day, : When I work and when I .play— "bout you, Mornin’ Sunshine, howdy do. Mornin’ Robin, howdy do?. Mighty glac sir, to hear you, Carolin’ your happy song, flelds, among; Scared my happy dreams qway, With your cheery little lay— Ybout you, i Mornin’ Robin, howdy do. Mornin” Roses, how are you? With your faces bathed in dew, Sending fragrance on the air, Here and there anc everywhere; Wic awake all thru the night, Just to greet the glad sunlight— Nothin’ lazy friends "bout you, Mornin’ Roses, howdy do? » ae Mornii’ Children, howdy do? one of another, * ‘With your. eyes of ‘brown and, blue, And your fragrant dewy lps, Seemingly iby angels kissed; _ Trudging off to school each day, Time for work and time for play, Busy ail the long hours thru, Mornin’ Children, howdy co? { Glad good morning to you all, { * Big and little, great and small, * Greetings from my heart I send, u | u Proud’ to call each one a friend; ‘What: happy world ‘twould be, Mf we'd promise, you and me, ‘That our very best we'd do— ‘Morais’, People-hpwey..do..