The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 17, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUN Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. Editorial Review Your Own Name Is Good Enough rn Comments reproduced in tbia | may of may NOt expreae Ty Pinion of The Tribune, Thy Publisher |] are ‘presented here in order that |] Our readera may have both sides of important issues which are By Chester H. Rowell . GEORGE D. MANN Foreign Representatives If your name*were Leggins, would you change it to Or, if it were Leginski, would you. change it to bel ct nthe | Leginski? G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY \\Gnetiger cs ot cceserer | Legging? . CHICAGO - - - - : DETROIT | * Jt all depertis on what business you are in. As a recent Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | SEE tae ee \“amnesia” disappearance case illustrated, the exotic-name PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITIL | ripe has a certain value in the music business. NEW YORK - - : - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | (New York World) In the grocery business, Leggins—or some “good old 96, Six { Document to hand come American” name, like O’Brien or Murphy—would probably be preferred. It is all a matter of inferiority complex. We Americans are sure that foreigners, especially for- ‘eigners of the nations that our immigration laws discrim-, inate against, are our superiors in music and ‘all the fine arts. “» Europeans agree we are right. So Scott changes his name to Scotti, for both Italian and American advantage, while Leggins changes hers to Leginski. But the immigrant, under the same inferiority complex, thinks he will be better off under some “American” mame. By that he means the name of some immigrant of an older’ MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ere The American Press is exclusively entitled to the use or |own story: republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not | Tong “ity Yah, 11 yareealt| ‘. ‘ ; q .|was working in the garden of his ian in this paper and also the local news pub. |hiome i Haniaw: Ghia WHITE Rie | D r ' ._ jcrew of the U.S. 8. Eleano was en- All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | gagea in target-practice se a fae are also reserved. |meanby. ‘Tonk Huan Yah was \struck by a bullet and killed. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION ST a, SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE quiry was convened “to inquire in to the circumstances surrounding the death of the young Chinese.” +. ,cott! Daily by carrier, per year...... -$7.20 Daily by mail, per year in (in Bismarck). . 1.20 In the opinion of the court the death “was not due to the fault, negligence or inefficiency of any vintage. than himself. A little pride in their own lineage would be better for Daily by mail], per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 | BEES oe Bel connected’ with both. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00| ine mnval Morvien ‘or the United * “—— | States.” However, since the liad : : THR & ae , The Turks are at least consistent.. They are deporting a § VS OL 0} , estionubly dead, and e I st THE Se SMR Sgee AMIE EABUAGEE BEA WRIRUREES the heads of foreign religions, but they first expelled the = = 3 dens, the navy department Cay head of their own. Official City, State and County Newspaper) }Oe fact ane a ee They deposed and exiled the. caliph, the Mohammedan ‘ ud us e Re ade pope, before they began on the Greek patriarch and arch- WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF— 4 Accordingly, Document 96, Sixty- bishops. Suppose the protocol of mutual assistance were now in cents sweeps on tri- With the Bolsheviks proclaiming oper war on God, and force. Greece and Turkey have a difference Turkey has ex- the like learning religion, the nearer east is) the Turks oppressing organized religion, the nearer east is pelled the Greek patriarch and archbishops, which act|sums of $25,000 and for learning the worst lessons of ocei-| muscles and courage against ‘the ele- Greece claims is contrary to the treaty of Lausanne. Americans killed in China, and dental: gecularism, which the west| ments. But it was by just such imunieey, denids i andi heflises arbitration since we wish to maintain our tra- itself: long ago gave up. struggles that man conquered this el Most etek cathe See bs gs 4 ditional reputation for generosity, 3 planet. Under the protocol, Greece would demand either arbitra-| justice, ete, be it resofved, that Necessity What Makes Us Work We are the descendants of the tion or trial before the world court, if that body decided it] had jur ‘tion. Turkey would either ept one of these methods or be} declared the “aggressor” in any way that might result, even is asked “to compensate mily of the dead Chinese”- Strike up “The Star Spangled Banner” “in the sum of $100 gold.” The publishers of “Who's Who,” 4 list of people who have done somé- thing, now issue another volume of “First Families,” a list of those whose ancestors did something. victors! of a million such contests. When:one of them occasionally. ap- pears now, on the stage or screen or in real life, it stirs our ancestral pulsed: if Greece struck the first blow. Bea ao 4 rs sn.| The quiet searchings of the labor- eiersewasvarbitration! and atawend against Greece, on THE WORM TC pate af vous age Boe atory, auch ae Gib livall 6 Cull the ground that the expulsions were within Turkey’s sover- (Los Angeles Times) instance, enumerating 42 “first fam-| heroic, but dey are See SOC aiinely eign rights, Greece would accept the verdict, under the same penalties. The chances are a thousand to one that no war would result, in either of these events b t In the thousandth case, the “aggression” would be boy- cotted by everybody at once. Such nations as chose to go further would consult as to tion for divorce a that In his applic consin husband concedes is the best housekeeper in but it is that very thing him and leaves him in} is t ked ontent. So me jon for cloantine fe expects her hus The Tangle ee - ee .|“Who's Who.” ilies,” only six of these appear in The others are mostly fine people, too, whether because “blood tells” or because only the successful pre- serve the archives of their progeni- tors. Bat fey ,of them have repeated dramatic. + Let’s Cut Opt The ‘ins The Senate Committee on Foreign Relations “heard the views” ‘of Sec- retaries Hughes and Hoover on the German. commercial treaty. Why ‘should the whole Senate not s, off his boots on entering his home. NOTE LEFT FOR LESLIE PRES-) and I do not want to lose you even |the achievements. which made their|be equally entitled to those views, steps against the aggressor. == A eee The idea of anybov'y smoking in COTT FROM JOHN ALDEN _ | if 1 must be alert and awake in this|forebears worth recording. Evi-|out in the open, where the rest of Nobody could take steps in its favor without risking the | the house is absolutely unthinkable PRESCOTT, UPON LEAV- bustling, restless existence into|dently the presumed inheritance of|us could hear them, too? same consequences. The war would be decisive, would hurt only the offender, and would not disrupt the rest of the world. ~~ “America’s obligation would be confined to a peaceful boy- WE SPEND AND YET WE SAVE to the woman. he fb has to go Gut in the Lac trim his nd even yard to! ced that there i being too pr enough for the when it is carr is well | to be neat, but! e, w ed to the extent of _|trading in . auto? Isn’t it a pity you can’t trade in old shirt on a new one like an old auto on a new our Bad news from Bangor, Me. So much snow a farmer claims he had ING FOR PITTSBURG You will see, dearest, from the enclosed just what a mess that cub of a cousin of Sally Atherton's has got himsclf into, If it wasn’t for her I would let him go to the devil, but [can’t do that, you know. She which I have been thrown. I told you about Madame Prescott and how sweet she was to me. She is now the mother of another fine boy, so I expect that I shall end my. life as a governess for’ it will be. some years before these children are capacity to do things too often car- ries with it exemption from the need of doing so. The spur gf necessity ig a good thing*for tost of us. Dramatic Struggles Our Heritage It is the dramatic which The long-distance isolation of the executive and legislative branches of government is mitigated only slight- ly by this habit of seeret committee hearings. On everything, of major impor- tance, the contact should be public, Nee A 3 (Aue I aah Y oat he to jack up his cows to milk them. |is too valuable to me, and I am| fitted for college. makes/in vopen session, in the sight of uted How can America afford to be so “extravagant”? Fig- enact : = afraid it would break her heart. Madame Prescott was very ill at'things interesting. Doubtless there |everybody, .Evéh such foreign mat- a ‘knees just out show that we have spent on new automobiles B to be trouble} If it keeps snowing in Maine| Consequently I am going to rein-| the time this child was born, but}are other places with more diph-|ters as must be considered in secret *atone, in the past year and a half, enough to pay the much- jthey’ll have to sweep the snow off |state him after scaring him to death.| she seems to be getting along all|theria cases than Nome, and ‘more |‘session, sloytd at least be known to } fSatabuased French debt aa the lawns next spring so they can| Darling ‘mother of my boy, -I| right now people are deprived of antitoxin by|the whole Senate. iz iscussed | ich dept . . f ihe cut ihe , , haven't lad a chance yet with all! For the last few days I have been) ignorance, poverty or superstition; And, generally, what the cabinet Counting al! d operating expenses, a few mon! = those nu d people around to| making the intimate acquaintance of |than were shut out of it in Nome by|officers have to say should stand F rance is staggered at the throught of would cover ADVENTURE OF Another movie star married again. tell you how proud I am of you and Mr. Prescott. I had seen very little the snow. the test of being said publicly, in pee iad a (Py AGE rai 5 tl come of hi ; as| There are individual fights for life{the’ presence of possible congression- raising in 99 A Ivs always again, A movie star;how much I love you. I'll come|of him up untjl now, as he has} 17 ae 6 res gression: : We have more than five times as many pleasure cars as THE TWINS must feel thrilled when she is mar-j back as soon as possible, and then} been so engrossed in getting the'#0ing on more critical and impor-jal critics, and what these critics e mee : vied first time. Til try to. expla business arranged and settled that, tant than that of Floyd Collins, un-|have to say should meet the same t of the world combined, besides nearly all the and ra have spent on these things, in a few years, more We than the total savings of an equal number of years just pre- ceding. And yet we | Where did it sve saved more than ever. BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON ELBOW GREASE | Mister Peg Leg, the fairy peddler man, and Nancy and Nick, the Twins, | came to Mrs. Bunny’s house next} and knocked on the back door. A young lady who married’ recent ly tells us she just can’t get over listening for the chaperone. A confiding daughter is one who tells mother all about her little neck ing parties. 1 to you, that all idiosyneracies, und follies ; and foibl but whether a man is a sinner aint, whether he has been true or untrue to one woman, yet within his heart there is alw ‘one woman ensh to whom he rais miration, one woman he adores as he men have © s his head in ad- ned—one woman} i father. He is the. most fascinating man T have ever met, so jolly and full of ‘fun, Of course, even now he hasn’t| had a chance to be very jolly be- cause his wife has been so very ill, but I imagine that’under different was left in trust to him by his wife's: der the rock of Sand Cave. But these are news, because they are dramatie—evén mélodramatic. There, are? only a few fronticy= left, where men battle with unaided tests. i This simple device would take most of the bunk and demagogy out of congressional debates and_poli- tics. a FABLES ON HEALTH rs come from? nobody at nome,” called; j H ON ; ; 3 vi ther things. | ou eathe. 4G il aa does his God. circumstances he could, make life , AOE EE ta oy ee eet eae aE ane arenes Yolen Ge svar Reds) Boys are not as much trouble al|'“Tn the meantime, get well as soon very pleasant for everyone around SWEETS NOT NECESSARY Secretary Hoover has computed that it all ¢ MT aiace enivekee Mralibonay ea You know a boy will do!as you can, little mother, for 1 have| him. : ' creased production. Qur man-hour output has grown by almost exactly the “It’s Peg Leg and the Twins. We mb fopnivecks when sy havesheen tealiat; — tian to health, Mrs, Jones of Any-|which should be a leafy vegetable amount of these things. have something to show you.” Many a man who won't’ pay his | Pee ie Make binself think that) ———_____________-# | town learned in her study of foods.| two or three times a week, at least; : q 7 oh w there stood Mrs. Bunny, all smile * ae e B ay t n ) a shou! ave probably nessed more mechanical power to each worker, fe Wellisiedeclavar anerserdpeondlata| oo cent Europe ow us. Your husband, : *——__.— | is overweight, sweets destroy the ap-| three or four eggs a week. he We wanted these luxuries, so we simply “humped” oUr-},, “ut jever was so surprised in my| Jngications ave that the crossword | JACK. | New York, Feb. '17.—See-sawing | petite for the essentials. Health experts are not sure ho i selves, and made them extra. life. Come right in. And please! puzzle fad will soon give way to the) Etter From Zoe Ellington to Eliza-|up and down Broadway I saw many| There are certain-foods al! healthy| big a place in the diet should 4 called Peg Leg through the keyhole. things he shouldn't, but you always; hope a girl won't. found out good and plenty these last few weeks when I have been foolish (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) Sweets are not absolutely essen- foods required are vegetables, one, of , kitchen, The boys wipe income tax puzzle fad. beth Swartz in Geneva, beaus and belles of the Great White| adults and children should have! given to meat -and eggs, but v THE QUACK on my roller towel with- iS witzerland Way, exquisite ladies of high -s0-| every day, few people are likely to omit thei ae ; OR out getting all the dirt off first; as! We never read an income tax ex-|_,My, Dear Elizabeth: I was very|ciety and many lilies of the field] Milk is one of these, A pint of|It is known, ‘however, that there is If it is not one sort of quack, it is another. ‘ for their feet, I might as well ask! planation that we don't expect. to1£!#4 to get your letter in answer to| grouped ig great splotches of bril-| milk a day is about the proper|danger in eating too ‘much of either The quack doctors being mostly suppressed or side-|thut chair there to wipe its feet, aS See at the end “Answer given tomor. | Mime. I can imagine how mine must] liance at a grand costume ball and{ amount for a nofmal person, Other| meat or eggs. tracked, we now have the quack psychologist. Fortunately. |those little rascals. There’s mud row,” aD Rune sel yous ins 80 anal Hate clara eal Bee hetwiat . 4 ae | . ee : enough in this kitchen to plant corn.”| z ings have happened and so strange|them all, ye ‘ougl jes Nes! PN erect eas Gy they don't) ssutyalacsect Sn one. afi the ol 5, the mind is tougher than the body. Lin, Tae 1 eo Gall GO| The avian Gan ay ao son new land to me that my life|danced most gracefully........ Saw ied pitta Oe oer e rere: eye on Easily enough. How is one to tell them apart? h. If it is “use- If it is “worth the money,” it is quack. less,” it is real. awe} uack offers to sell you, for money, a short-cut to r ibe our wages or to making other people do what you wish; ‘fof your advantage. 5 The real psychologist offers you, for hard work, the chance to learn more about the general operations of the human mind. The one appeals to the zeal to know; the other to the greed to get. something to keep it clean,” Mister Peg Leg starting to undo his ve got almost everything.” fine!” beamed Mrs. Bunny e I can get a nice big| bow Grease from you. so good for keeping package of They say i things clean, Mister Peg Leg scratched his hea thoughtfully. “Elbow Grease, di you say, Mrs. Bunny? Did I und stand you to say ‘Elbow Grease’?” “Yes,” nodded Mrs. Bunny. “All said may know, was buying her candy‘ for getting home so late. Los Angeles man jailed for shoot- ing landlord. -Civilization demands that we inhibit some of our desires. Psychology, that’s great stuff. It roves everything is caused by some- thing else so we are to blame for. nothing. When there is nothing we should], in Switzerland seems to me like a dream. A very pleasant dream, my dear, as far as you are concerned, Pegy and Cortez, and since Vaten- tino leaped to fame and fortune through dancing before the camera EVERETT TRUE Axvem } — QESTED THAT MISTER eo WATSON BE NAMED TREASURER... om WHAT BY CONDO IT HAS BEEN SUG ft their ‘steps , likewise Saw many people, turned away from a theater box office for want of tickets, yet outside the door speculators were hawking them at advanced prices... Seeing the Grand Duke Boris anji. his-equally grand duchess I won- title that causes Americans, who think they are a little better than other Americans, to humble them- selves before it. Saw Alice Joyce, the celluloid beauty; and she is again covering her ears with her dered’ what there is about an empty|_ houses electric candlesticks, runners and even chair coyers have heen stolen. On one occasion: the matron in charge was absent from the room only two minutes and in that time a long panel of costly ta- pestry, was ripped from the wall. You never can tell anything about the theitrical business. I know a fellow’ Who had an option on a $10,- |000 shite in @ mystery play. After seeing ‘one performance he gave up his’ option and put that much and *** Real psychology, after you know it,'is as “useful” as his- | my life I've heard of Elbow Grease,'do we usually do something we e hairs?) ts. Saw May McAvoy all|thore’ into a straight melo-drama va ; ‘al en. {2nd Mister Bags doesn’t keep it in| shouldn't do. WE OF THIS MGETIN ; : tory, astronomy, mathematics, or any other impersonal en- |} tor" ais “cure you would) on 1S THE PLCASURE THIS 1 at aflutter for her return to Hollywood.| which everybody said would be largement of the mental-obtlook. Quack psychology pretends to help you personally, to get have some.” “[ have all sorts of.soap and clean-/ Spring’s coming. ing to remain Bachelors want- in their sad plight I deem her one of the three most beautiful stars of the screen, the others, being. Mary Pickford and great success, The mystery play is still running and will be making big profits for months. The melodrama something for yourself, now. The better the “selling dpe. shine "sid Mister Peg Leg should spend money as fast as they ‘Alice Calhova, albeit io beautiful] went to the storehouse after one points,” the worse the article. vented? noes fatstee face fascinates me so much as a| week. WAS IT ONLY A SNEER? oe When the head of the Association Against the Prohibi- tion Amendment said that if the law were enforced on con- gressmen for a weck it would be repealed at the week end, of course he did not mean it. He was merely being nasty to Congress. He knew that Congress has no power to repeal the pro- hibition amendment, nor to enact any law permitting what it forbids. ake He probably knew that this includes “beer and wine.’ And of course he knew that few congressmen would find a week’s abstinence intolerable. It was merely the stock sneer about “hypocrites.” The mystery is how it could be imagined that votes in Congress “Oh, no!” said Nancy quickly. “I've heard of it, too. Last Saturday when Mother. asked Nora how she got her stove to shine so, Nora said, ‘Elbow Grease, ma’am,’ just like | that.” “That's right,” asked Nick, “Andj I heard Daddy ask the garage man how he cleaned the car the other! day and he said, ‘Soap and water and, lots of Elbow Grease.” “I knew I was right!” declared Mrs. Bunny positively. “And if you have no Elbow Grease, Mister Peg! Leg, there is nothing else I care for toda “Very well, Mrs. Bunny,” said the fairy peddler, tying up his pack! again. “If you have made up your If the world does comes to an end, as is being predicted, it will be the first time recently. : ip Another great evil of bobbed hair is you can’t cuss in a barber shop. The boyish figure for girls and the girlish figure for boys continue their popularity. Large pearl beads are becoming more popular, perhaps becauge they may be picked up more easily in the bottom of an. auto. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) eee Bae \\ 7 MIsTER JPLEASURE, I WISH Sua CHAIRMAN, SSCEAKIN] OF MONTHS AGO % HAD THE PLEASURS OF TO SAY THaT Six homely éne.....,..Seeing two large trout in ‘an aquarium vainly trying to catch a sun-fish, thought all this talk of fishermen about the grace and shrewdness of trout to be pure punk. However comma I have never caught a trout. ‘Attendants in. the rest’ rooms of Broadway theaters run the risk of losing their, jobs if they leave their stations.-unattended. This is be- cause oo yetty thievery usual in such ' —JAMES W. DEAN. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Ings) —————_——___——_ |. A-Thought | ‘Fear not, little flock; for it is yo Father’s good pleasure to give you the kingdom—Luke 12:12, From a distance it is something: and nearby it is nothing—La Fon- taine. 3 : mang te 3 * @Plorence * ~~“ JOYLAND Borner) ys could be got by insulting Congress. | POET’S CORNER i VALUABLE Dr. Paul R. Heyl, special research physicist attached to the Bureau of Standards, is preparing to weigh the world. It has been done before, but never by the United States. And who cares what the world weighs—what difference CENDING MISTER WATSON F'VE DOLcARs, SINC THEN THS PLEASLRS HAS 40 BEEN HIS $$ HE'D mace 4 MIGHTY FING TREASURER IF TOU SIMPLY WANT THe Money KEPT t! c THAN SoU, & Come,.take a ticket to Joyland, the gay land, the glad land, Nothing of worry or sorrow there, Ue . Nothing of, trouble or harried care; 1 Ooine take’ ticket:to Joyland, where all hand the glad hand, ; Happinéss reigns like “a queen gupreme, tee : |} o> Galm-andg pedeetyl, and all serene, 4 In Woyjand, the land of smiles, Harry on mind, I suppose I can’t talk you into! @ changing it. Good day!” And away went all three of them down the little path to the back gate. tt is too full of care and attife, ponte, just a5 they reached it, Mrs. With and chickens here and there unny called after them, “Will you, yy, ri please stop at Doctor Snuffles’ house| © "ets his eves everywhere. as you go past and ask him to send THE FARMER’S LIFE The farmér has an awful life, -- Ee a \He has to plow, he has to drill, the glad ship of Friendship, ; , does it make? Intelligent persons won’t ask foolish ques-|™me another jar of salve for my/He has to gow and sow grain still, Leg yard the good ship, tions like that. Does series sippoas that the money spent |"eamatism. Tim just ou.” vere And every time 1 look at him r Benriug alon eave @ babéy band: j be in scientific experiments, remote as they mey seem from | poing to his house now. We'll tell|, ‘Tne ‘ 38 an awful sin, frees hea fled like a bad dream, sed «treom a mad drehm, |! . practical adaptation or application, is being wasted? him.” ee He has to look about the barn ‘pled at he ith the re light, i P, 5 A most trustworthy figure on the earth’s weight would (To Be Continued) To see that nothing is in harm. In Joyland, the land of exiles , (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) 0 many things ‘he has to do, be a great contribution to science, especially valuable to |Re Mabie’ sens Sdsee tet theawen’ astronomers and. mathematicians. / ur’ vessel ‘sails.on « blue s6a, a. néWw'een, a true sea” The largest collection of gems in Guided by Captain's faithful hand, : , the world is in the possession of the He never does at all stand still, aes * , :! mn we.shall reach . . If the saloon came back it would have to reckon with the American Museum in New York. (Be goes Tike water down 4 hill. Where Tilends ‘ e waltitg tr eet Hats greet us,'to keap us, | | radio and the modern moving pictures. Still, some of the | ne cebra is the African The ‘African mamber Aad never does coy. ploy te ap Loerie cued loom. fair, ne elias ‘ A elogyses. would drive a man to drink. ats Jot the horse family, | —Martha M. Engeiman, age 10.! Nothing opm 4 “° piles them > -cnenvaunnatesanpagrnnmionr nea Songs maphen rrston tte bc litmenne no aimee meni enh ea ale , .