The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 8, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class | Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - - Publisher | Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - - - - - Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH | NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The American Press is exclusively entitled to the use or | republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not} otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub-| lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | DETROIT Kresge Bldg. | | are also reserved. | t ina casual undertaking, but |} ane | women who have been compelled | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION ere ay SUE Arora ne gute ——— aes sates aa ai is ed to ea Beer nets | SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Hee oe Seek tae | Daily by carrier, per year.............. sete Sheree «$7.20 | Daily by mail, per year in (in Bismarck) . : Levis 7.20 | because of the simple methods | Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 | {Nes have sea reeteIe orey | Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00) ), giving meant| ——— ae not withheld THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ger bounty wile they in- | (Established 1873) anired as to the antecedents of the| es pest homeless animals they thave ‘be. | tate and County Newspaper) SE HS SEA erase ree eer LEGISLATIVE PANACEA Both President Coolidge and Aaron Shapiro, leader in the field of cooperative mar more legislative panaceas are needed to stabilize agriculture but better business methods in marketing and general or- yanization of the industry. Delegates to the convention of representatives of the various cooperative associations were not enthusiastic for any of the measures now pending be- fore congress for the relief of farme Here in North Dakota the stock arguments of the agita- tors who illy advised farmers to hold their wheat when they should have sold it have a very limited audience now. Many farmers who have been loaded down with stock selling schemes and foolish enterprises are awake to the situation and they realize that by the application of sound business principles and working in cooperation with the banker and merchant, they can build up a better and more responsive market than can be accomplished through high sounding and extravagant theories. zp Assistance in the establishment of better conditions at terminal markets, strict regulation of grain grading acts! ; and other steps in the marketing of farm products will net greater returns to the farmer than a multiplicity of laws and class legislation. The Republican administration through the trade com- ; mission and the department of agriculture can do more to] stabilize conditions than legislation to ease merely a tem-! porary condition. | President Coolidge’s insistence that any action have ; careful thought and far iching study before becoming effective is most w ECONOMY THE WATCHWORD Over the country in nearly every state there comes stent demand for lower taxes and greater economy -y in the administration of government. The! governors of South Dakota and Minnesota are making this the note of their messages. President Coolidge’s action in cig economy and preaching it upon every occas won s «mashing endorsement at the polls and those who fol- low along the trail blazed by their chief executive cannot go wrong. South Dakota uges a thorough investigation of the high- way commission to “eliminate waste and extravagance.” Wasteful methods in the building of highways and other * public works are general the nation over. North Dakota has} “ real problem in this connection too. Engineering costs ure too high. Counties are paying too much for “paper roads.” Employment of engineers in private practice should be abandoned. Some private engineers hav year more than $8,000. Counties complain bitterly that | costs assessed them for surveys in connection with state | and federal projects are excessive. Burleigh county recently had an example in connection with the proposed paving of the National Parks Highway east of town. The resolution ealled for 10 per cent engineering fees on a $125,000 project | for a space of two miles, most of which is already an estab- | lished, graded highway The present session can well apply itself to a thorough reorganization of the highway commission upon a business and not a political basis. Elimination of several private | engineering firms will save the taxpayers thousands in a year. Z In Minnesota Governor Christianson urges: _ More ef fectiva buying of supplies; weeding out superfluous em- ployes; cutting out unnecessary activities; closely checking | expenditures before they are made; by a controller with veto power. | | | | | INTENSELY INTERESTING North Dakotans will find the private correspondence be- | tween Roosevelt and Lodge copyrighted by Charles Scribners | and appearing in many newspapers of the nation vastly in- teresting. Letters written to Lodge from Medora relate ot his life there in a new and intimate fashion. His adversion | to riding range horses is often expressed. | The whole series is well worth reading and from a strong | lesson in sterling Americanism. i NOISY | Grand jury investigates complaints made against air- | planes by residents of Long Island, N. Y. Sleeping is going) to be quite a job when joy-riders by the thousands fly low overhead at night, shouting and flinging empty flasks and | trash overboard. ; The airplane, a great blessing, will also be a nuisance. | In solving one problem we generally create several new ones. | TOURISTS - Back from Europe, a friend tells us he had to pay $30 a day for a room ina second-grade hotel in London. So it’s easy to believe that American tourists are leaving 300 mil- | lion dollars over there this year, as experts claim. Three! hundred thousand made the trip this summer. One big result of this is that foreign currencies have been propped up by the demand for foreign money by Yank tourists. Senator Ladd must expect a period of penitence before and suffering de |fume, yet they seem in a of winning considerate recognition | devotes cher time to the care of tt The |: ceting, seem in accord that NO | Gime works as a bookkeeper in a ed hundre owned by cared for them, and have fed abused creatur ence received in aj.) {rt |letters jumping to new places. Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. ure presented here in order that our readera may have both sldes of important Issuee which are being discussed in the press the day. Editorial Review _ | | | ot | FRIENDS OF THE DOG | (Christian Science Monitor) | in the state of Kan- west of the Mis Kansay City, is the Somewhere sit home of two sisters who have forgmany years ged a winning battle in the ef. id and comfort frienctess They are not have found in- | thy women wh way | “the Jacobs si the house 4 nimals which come to them, a tu | the 20 , began this | undertaking have not been! al fers, but during that! and restor- | 3 dogs, dis- | who should h bd by ve nursed s of home! those heltered jthem until goo homes were provided by — neighboring farmers or townspeople. How many who read these Iish acts have ever had ilege of ministering to and re-} ng one of these helpless or > It is an experi worth much, or more, the benefactor as to the object of his kindn Give a dog a good | It is a splendid investment. | y reverse the proc and | it as true that a dog almost as | certainly lives up to a bac! repu- | tation as to a good one. People are that way, too, and so perhaps these women who are devoting all they possess and all they can earn to this unassuming charity realize | that their work is not in any sense experimental. un 1 ste i | | ine | | | ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON Snitcher Snatch, the goblin, was hiding in the professor's, house_un- der the sofa. The professor was trying to work a cross-word puzzle And the goblin ne ing because he knew a thing or two. He knew that the cross-word puz- zle was all mixed up. He had seen t that. ‘rozen W the professor. hard! Let me he put his gl rly died laugh- three “That’: think. letters," | very, er in said very So thought and thought. of on and] 1 can think | nothing else.” So he wrote down The next » “What after Friday s the day ” said the prof a good thing that I am lea man. could | guess this. or Monday or Sunday or Tue al Thursday, so it must be Saturday And he wrote down turday.” | The next question animal kills mice and s V'm afraid 1 h of this for a bit, d the professor, may be some ature that lives the South Pole. mi! not make up his mind too quick! At that minute there was a ri tat-tat on the door and when the} professor opened it in walked John- ny Sweep and the Tw “Did you see a Snitcher Snate o, I didn’t,” “I've no time for goblins. 1 don’t | believe in such nonsense. Can you! work cross-word puzzh | ONES} 1 Nancy. “What is the | next one | The professor told them about the | house-killing creature that — said | “miew.” at,” said N. “Do you really claimed the professor. down.” The next question does a cow give?” i “Milk,” said Nick. | But sometimes it gives you a| | | “PU put it} was, “What | * said the professor, but he put down “milk.” “Well, they all helped and bye and | bye the words were all guessed. “I'll just go over them,” said the professor, “to make sure that there are no mistakes.” | He didn’t notice the little black squares changing around and the This is what the professor read to the astonished children. | “Youare stupid and simple or you! would have looked under the sofa! long ago and discovered a real gob- lin. Only stupid people don’t be- lieve in us. Your truly, Snitcher Snatch.” . But when the professor stooped over to look, all he saw was a pair of short crooked legs running toward the grate. The next thing he heard was a ha, ha, ha! up the chimney. “Well, 1 declare!” said he. remarkable?” “We told you so,” said Nancy. I think Snitcher Snatch should It took the Bull|have been soundly smacked for his } ‘i dmitted to the Republican party. g hype time to drift back into the fold. If the Re- publican party had not gone out of power, the bolters of 1912 would have been dealt with in a summary fashion. broadcaster put a new slogan on the air the oye ie to Wyoming when he referred to it ES singe are men and women are goyer- Tudeness; (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) puri river and | | “Most | | Hard of Hearing | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | (SAID. DoniT CANCEL AT LEASTA PART OF WAAT* | OWE You 2 You THINK You SHOULD Do knew be you? as be all lett sweet Aren't \yourself, me dangling between heaven when and ha Tha darling, York, why I time ternoo st with Leslie need you, ple that I else in the world, und govern your stay I wouldn't j Leslie selves won't other, Ever} essor, | OME : w for it. into Li stand think | devil. jidea that the other might l wasted, I am starting for Alb Ruth, pleaSe do not 1 -:.The Tangle -: LETTER FROM WALTER BURKE being. TO RUTH BURKE you realize, Ruthie, I until this morning there was | sweet und all-satisfying as| said ere thé one woman that cbuld in all to me. Of all the love of history none was ever so us the one you wrote me. you a little ashamed .» that you have like Mahomet's and earth so might have been uppy all these months. been loneli Ruth, my since I have been in New) He and perhaps that is the reason | his have remembered all that long ab » he of} kept coffin long married thud ter. let we ing ve: phy y this af-} ant you to as she will t, remember than anyone Walter, noand although J lon time like heed you more what Iw ccordingly worry ‘s aifairs. or they chang Karl too much over They'll right them- will Worrying them, one way or the just before he “Jack Prescott is a great | red-blooded | I knew in the long ago, dear, that | normal man’s big faults and jyou w meannesses | y tor | \ eto has the juble to drop down to earth with a He ws someone r tries to make his suffering, if suffer- comes to temptation or Ifish, egotisti the courage ante © T guess that is pretty true, Ruthie. M never be a nds some real woman to love him as you love (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) 1 think that is because hu- j; manity, unles: never | at all romantic, Karl and anyone in all this world that could | Jack it is idealized, is not about Karl big with a little 2 normal man’s heights and, misfortune to be were talking left, and normal man, He h “He is like all the rest of us, Wal- ts to ha else his fun and the piper. He him at the curiosit call of vicarious. 1, proud of and careless strength of his moral weakness. “But for all thi for I know, play the game of life most of piker, to reach out and I admire unlike him, him, I the I have never had ything until he ME. ke me out or even aint. No eslie’s mind, that we tl] more or | tarred with the} less | ‘ach is apt to that the other is an angel or a Neither seems to have ahu years, EVERETT TRUE TRUG’S AT HOME, ALK RIGHT BECAUSE I CAN SEG-HIS OLD BALD HEAD IN LIVIN] Room ! THE Railroad managers say like to have, the government let them alone for t while. mean that they want reasonable regu- Jation abandoned but, r: they do not want a continuance of the perpetual nagging to which they have been subjected for the Hearings and and *fquifies and contests have been ; SO numerous at Washington that the ‘leading railroad managers have had they would That does not her, that five investigations BY CONDO BEEN TOOTING MY HERG FoR Five SINCE WHEN DID 2 NEW SWEATERS PY k & = New sweaters for sport wear come in brilliant shades of orange, green and blue and have close collars that J Since} ‘ou Cost THS vse ej N Your LSsGs! 4 ) ’ es 2 vera ° > Py iD BE ABLE TO UNDER “S FUNNY — DONT Seem lo. SAND and a their r tention to the operation 0: arguments to be submitted to variou: bureaus. little chance to run their roads. much the same mood. The idea tha’ by legislation is not as prevalent a: it was a few years back, the people of the country business is a pretty The farmer practically got his fill o: son administration made the a maximum price and paid him les! for his crop. Not in any respect ha isfactory. Regulation to the extent of pre: venting fraud and proven beneficial, but the whole coun try wants relief from bureaucrati: John E, Sullivan, can't turn a dial without someon wondering what’s become of her, year before Christmas. It's real funny how some peopl thing else. broken. We bought a new auto and when it is not in session? We got a mirror on the windshiel and see where we were. iator. One check that can always penses, Cinderella’s lot wasn't so bad. slept right by a fire. the dishes when at home. These are prevented. + ‘The bad thing about being bad is makes you feel so badly. ‘better than you know they are. No man is too big to feel small. heart.—Ps. 2771 -|New York store and present a silver little opportunity to give their time ls. They’ve been too busy compiling statistics and preparing commissions, committees, boards and What they want now is a And the whole country is in pretty the ills of the country can be cured Moreover, are fed up on the theory that the best thing to do is to “let the government do it.” | They are more and more taken to the notion that less government in good policy. government regulation when the Wil- con- gressional guaranteed price of wheat government price fixing proven sat- injustice have control of the operation of business. Garrison, N. D. Well, it’s only one more shopping wont discuss religion until they get drunk, and then won't discuss any- right along because the old ones are the of our new car so we can look at it Bad thing about steam heat is you can’t throw everything into the rad- be cashed is a check on your living ex- She Many a boss when at work washes lish times for those wearing heavy scratchy underwear. Entirely too few fires are being So live that you think all people o—__.- — A Thought —___-—___ " —_+ Wait on the Lord: he of good cour- age, and he shall strengthen thine Courage leads to heaven; fear, to. THURSDAY, JANUARY 8, 1925 WHEN YOU BEGIN TO GET OLD By Albert Apple At the age of 109, Mrs. Nora Bradley Kane died in New- ‘ton, Conn. She claimed she never had a doctor until a week before -her death, yet had always enjoyed fine health. | Her formula was: “Work hard and leave all the rest | to God.” i A fine formula for a person gifted with excellent health. iShe never had a physician, for the simple reason that she Inever needed one. Incidentally she escaped an unfortunate feature of some medicine—that it often cures one organ of -| the body by wrecking another. y Doctors don’t prescribe as much pills and tonic as ‘they jused to. These have their place in certain definite ailments, but the medical profession is recognizing Proper Living and Sanitation as the best medicines. Formulas for living to very old age are constantly asi. ing to light in the news. The public is always eager for them. But, unfortunately, these formulas rarely are of much value—because what is one person’s meat is another’: poison. | Aged people frequently claim, that temperate living is re- sponsible for their advanced years. / Yet the other day a healthy veteran of 74 appeared be- fore Magistrate Gresser in New York on a charge of beiny intoxicated. He said that he had been drinking whisky for 60 years, and the only difference he could notice was that liquor is “not what it used to be.” People who survive: to very old age usually come from long-lived stock. In one family, members who grow to ma- turity have a tendency to live to about 70, while in another family most of them die around 60. Making allowances for individual cases that deviate from the rule, every family has—by the law of averages—its dan- ger year,-;when death seems tostrike down the greatest num- ber. If you have a record of your family tree, you can check up and learn your danger year—when to be most careful. The age of death has a close connection with heredity. [| INNEWYoRK | New York, Jan. 8—Walk into aj of supremacy in this line of art. Last night I noticed in the windows of five shops along Times Square flow- ers and animals carved out of pota- toes, the American flag done in ge- latine, roses carved in beets and 4 framed picture of airplanes and t two giant dirigibles done in bas re- lief in candy. Even lobsters and fish are shaped into fancy display. dollar in payment of a purchase. f|Like as not the storekeeper will bounce it up and down on the count- er several times, inspect both sides sjand maybe bite it, It has been three years since I've seen a silver dollar. The only silver dollars that some New Yorkers ever saw were those us- ed to pave the bars in several old t|Bowery saloons. With a shortage of linen rags with which dollar bills are 3|made, the government is trying to get New York to use silver dollars, but is meeting with little success. An elderly man awaiting the arri- val of the Caronia wore a placard with the inscription, “Fred Kemmer of Cleveland.” It'was fis method of making himself known to his sister whom he had not seen since he left England 42 years ago. That was a surer means of identification than exchanged photographs or the wear- ing of certain flowers. —JAMES W. DEAN. Travelers returned from Europe will tell you of the art of Parisian pastry cooks and chefs in making de- signs of fruits and candies, but I f|doubt if Paris any longer can boast FABLES ON HEALTH | CURES FOR SNORING 3 , “Wonder if we have any mustard -jand olive oil?” inquired Mr, Jones of Anytown, as he crawled out from - | beneath his blankets on a cold morn- ic} ing. The Mrs. stopped short with a puz- zled look on her face, “It is claimed that six drops of olive oil, poured upon a pinch of mustard and taken internally just before retiring, will prevent snor- ing,” Mr. Jones explained. “Also, changing the position of the head on the pillew, often is a good remedy,” the wife added. And then— “Why? — Who’s_ snoring?” she asked, “Sometimes it is necessary to have some obstruction removed fronp the nasal passages,” continued Mr. Jones, without heeding her question. “One of the three remedies shoul¢ prove beneficial,” he added. sie Na Be Ee i eee * ge Hingihasses), youl knows (gears gt | POET'S CORNER Forks Radio and iblenyes once ndmorssincen cole x 9 [eka 2m as sate 20) | aE FORUM | SAYS ° : ‘ Fans To ‘vest |forehand if there is a chance that Ye : : se i i MY OLD HOME TOWN ht be sorry after. Sorrow|SHOULD STOP NAGGING RAIL-|, 41 we wish is that these radio| ~ (Catherine Elizabeth. Hanson) Eclipse Power ust endugh without reaching says’ ould findwebeie Sally. oXeu Gees Pik aR DEB Acbcome | The old streets look familiar As I wander back today To walk in sacred places Where my young feet used to stray. The buildings old and -crumbling, Were once modern in their time. €)To other eyes they’re shabby, But they seem not so to mine, Somehow, a faded glory, Almost holy, too, it seema, Surrounds the little village + mencing at midnight, January 23 and lasting until daylight, January 2, Grand Forks radio fans will conduct tests in an effort to determine what effect the eclipse of the sun will have upon radio work. Similar tests will be held in other sections. .No definite arrangements for the tests have been made as yet, accord- ing to Charles Jelliff of the Jeliff Radio. Laboratories, but he said that Every drinker thinks he can drive| Where I’ve dreamed my childish i i a car while drunk. He can, too, not dreams! : cee eeiesieatic use a counting accidents. ticipation in them. — It’s good to see the old place i} Grand Forks will miss by 20 min- New resolutions are about like! After wandering all thi atin relate itary H ig ese years, utes of 150 milea the opportunity of But why the lonesome feeling, witn And these softly falling tears? * | The! There sweeps o'er me a sadness That I cannot: quite explain; It leaves. me vainly yearning ng a total eclipse of the sun. hat can be seen here, pro- viding the weather is favorable is ap- proximately a three-fourths eclipse. When the sun first lifts itself above first week got a crick in our neck] For the good old days again thi i i ar 1 h e horizon on th looking to see, if it was still out|] watch the little children tary es ital Serica wietines a front. Romp and play, and laugh and shout,| visible, it is pointed out, And I feel strangely aged H Wonder how Congress can tell i With these younger ones about. Simple Mixture For Gas on Stomach Simple buckthorn bark, magnesium. sulph. c, p., glycerine, etc. as mixed in Adlerika, helps any case gas on the stomach, unless due to deep- Seated causes. The pleasant and QUICK action will surprise you. Be- cause: Adlerika is such an excellent intestinal evacuant it is wonderful for constipation—it otfen works in Where are the dear old faces ld! Of the folk I loved so well? Ah, long ago they’ve seattered, Where or whence, I cannot tell. Dry-eyed again I wander Through the wide world, up and down But when | die just take me. To that little old home town, For there I'm sure the angels Have reserved a spot for me Knowing how much I love it— It's my old home town, you se one hour and never gripes. Jos. FOR NIGHTGOWNS Brenley, Anemeie Ade. Very wide berthas of embroidered .Sweet food and drink are tasted georgette crepe are seen on night- gowns of crepe de chine. with the tip of the tongue; bitter things with the back of the tongue. HYMN“4a hs And bathe those beauteous feet The news and Prince of Peace! Cease not, wet eyes, 4 it om His mercies to entreat; ~To for vengeance tay faults and feats; Nowlet His eye ‘ as i