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4 SATURDAY, DECEMBER 27; 1924 PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE the diplomats. With supplies like to settle anything. this, they should be esc larger than an ordinary house fly, |. is commonly seen in many East In- diam ‘countries, = a BA Sersise Thad THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Peis A i . . { ———— Editorial Review There Goes One cf His Nine Lives EXTRAORDINARY WOMEN . Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class || ——————==—————— — | engee = Matter. cota tay reproduced tn this |) a | By Albert Apple ss BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - - = - _ Publishers] tre ‘prenentod here inorder ‘thet | ; who 7 - {| our readers ma: both sides A : ine ii . Foreign Representatives [hoor seeeeetene eoinrciaes | Hats off to this Russian princess who is the first mem- babes 3 i being discussed in the press of | ber of her family to work for a living in 500 years. She is G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY the day. 5 . ° ; Ra CHICAGO - : - : - DETROIT | jthe Princess Ketto Mikeladz. Her job will be dancing in 0 “Chi ” Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | RADIO'S DIVINING ROD | ; “China Rose,” operetta to be produced by John Cort. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH \ i | Stage dancing will be a sharp contrast to her life among NEW YORK Ge Fifth Ave. Bld (oeBrer NewS) | |Russian royalty. But in between have come the hardships | a . = = 1 ve. S| ado, the omnipresent, has pen- | of exile and wandering. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Fy teres Me ee | | The princess was educated with the royal children in f i ¢ } become a handmaiden to metallur- | peda ; The American Press is exclusively entitled to the use or ; gist and prospector for oil, gas,! Petrograd. Her education included dancing. Now, after e An x ly t h prosp + Bas, | 3 , age republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not | Water or “pay ore.” as the case) years, the dancing becomes a means of livelihood for herself < j i i i jmay be. It lets man “hear” into | | K otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- | ti? 7° RS ett) UE tee and daughter. ¥ 1 the heart of the earth, and dis-| ili i { lished herein. ead Cotnitie trom she sounde te can tell|| | One never can tell when knowledge or ability: will be All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | what is there. We have been told! ‘cashable. Many a thing we learn does not pay us until long are also reserved. {by one inventor of a machine ‘Tater. wait he plants i the earth and! i 7 | listens to vertical waves that he | | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION has penetrated 25,000 feet deen| Another remarkable woman, now deceased, attracts the = |and heard the crackling and limelight. There’s a Philadelphia court fight Ell | = ———— | and heard the crackling and rumb- imelight. ere’s a Philadelphia court fi over Ellen a RUSE LION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE ling of a volcano in the bowels of Clark's will. She left an estate of $35,000, acd it is claimed , ! aily by carrier, per year......... cececececccceces $7.20 | the earth. If temperatures are re- | 1 ae ; . fhaily by dail, ve Poameaet Bi : sie quired at different degrees of depth | |that she built it up slowly by working asa washwoman. aily by mail, per year in (in Bismarck)............. 7.20) Tee Haily by Hail, pel er tak tside Bi k yy tltey can be indicated by applying | It seems almost impossible that so much surplus wealth ily by il, per year (in state outside Bismarc )... 5.00 “radio” to the earth waves. He | ld be rubbed out of the lowly zi! hboard. But Ell Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota 6.00 | relates other strange things which eT are GL EA nL a CN ae ’ Dae uRg OCG OO NAAT : LEU sobs 45 anita Clark did it. She left the money to prove it, when. she died lhe has heard “down there” dy \ y top THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER [means of hit delicate instrament aur cite lagetoer Go: eS (Established 1873) [He hears and tells what is tobe 7) | : jfound in the different earth layers ee 4 From the lives of these two women, all of us can derive ANOTHER NEEDLESS DISASTER |ment {5 go cblicately attuned’ that ODE 17) much food for thought. They stood at far opposite ends of More than thirty lives were snuffed out in a one-room |it responds to the metals under- , ithe social! scale. - school house in Oklahoma. The same tragedy might have SES ecumetiagt ag “divining ee Consider the princess. She began rich. She starts work oceurred in any one of several thousand school houses rod, came to be known in the ol with her savings almost exhausted. Good fortune may smile “throughout the country, because someone believed that | country, is giving place to an in- Goss We hope heh From her fate we learn that nothing is “there isn't much danger here.” Vigilant school officers age cece! he el secure in this life, nothing certain. a i had caused stout wire netting to be placed outside the win- | told him Nace Wane Sil a. ue | Back before the war, the czar and nobility of ‘Russia dows, doubtless for the purpose of protecting property. The |found under feet. | seemed to be completely secure. They were fabulously rich, netting might have remained in position for an intermin- | °T@). is_ uphe! with despotic power, their position apparently. impregnable. able time without disaster. But when panic seized those 134°, Moan A few years brought the revolution and, with it, assassina- in the school house, they could not quickly find egress |sponsive to the tion or flight. No building is stronger than its foundation. through the windows and they rushed for the door. | Waves. The human respon As for the washwoman, she scrubbed and scoured her A few months ago the state fire marshal urged more | the machine now does way to a considerable fortune. stringent laws to compel care in building school houses in mers, Underneath Yet her $35,000 is a monument to the foolishness: of ex- the state to prevent just such disasters. The subject mat- | more than the jeessive thrift, rather than to hard work. For now Ellen ter of his report has been the cause of inter-departmental accurate bec Clark is gone, and heirs quarrel over division of hériestate, * controversy. In any event, such a warning from an official ,Pos°?3) 144 in court. If she is watching from “the other side,” possibly responsible for the enforcement of laws and regulations to’ ou she wishes she had spent some of the.money on herself and prevent fires is a matter of public interest and is of con-|but by u enjoyed life while she had the chance. siderable importance. If it does nothing more than to com- ‘ ¢o @ -|- A legacy of money is only too often a legacy of ‘trouble. pel attention to the question and bring the laws providing n ( fire protection for our schools before the state legislature. it will have accomplished something. ADVENTURE OF ee IN NEW YORK Some time recently The Tribune and many school THE TWINS patrons mostly mothers, called attention to thes lack ETTER FROM BEATRICE SUM- ou that I am still on earth, still] New York, Dec. 27.—See-sawin; hi i in ¢ p ) r ‘ zi z l _ su nat ; , Dec. 27.—See-sawing up} his promise to play in ‘New Brooms’ of fire escapes on Bismarck schools, particularly the BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON MERS TO LESLIE PRESCOTT, g of you, still planning how Ijand down Broadway I saw Pap iceal further notice. Which may William Moore school, and the suggestion that disaster might CONTENGED you pay for what you have/yithard, diminutive leading lady.| ™¢@" none Hing and which may not. lurk i aE uabeenie, Wak sin iguana me. 4 : si ea Seeing a building on 34th bane thee pecs was ui with jeers in some quarters. |. ay be behind stone walls, Mable,|Of late she has been doing nothing| street arise from street level to 26 e board of education since has decided to place fire escapes although the judge said it was|but “femme de sidewalk” roles al-| stories of completed walls and floors on the building, and is to be congratulated on the decision. yet I want you to know|though she is equipped to be one of/in four months........Saw a man \) a possibility of such a disaster occurring in Bismarck as | 3... ot pieelday semen nerelambecing, ESI HE er ene ee ee id occur ii laho as S . 4 eo ry t evermwith you. aw Rudolph Schildkraut who at|beggar's cup eeing girls ent ia an: un al eke ieee and always vil be Peres |Our sane ky row nearly two years, my!much a character within himself as|wearing thinner stockings as the t, iy scho ere there are not ample methods for a’ After he € you sat up there in the|he is in stage roles...... Saw Paul-| weather gets colder. Perverse crea- quick egress of all pupils. i [Bea Bass | chair and swore my life|ine Lord, radiant and happy. Only|tures...... Saw the twelfth restau- _ ~ Panic and not fire is responsible for most of the deaths | yonti¢man. by No one but you and I sitting 4 few Christmases ago she cried all |rant in one block of Eighth avenue in every disaster such as the Oklahoma school fire. The the hot coals on Ticghieanucee Wace Seat aekeieae Pabadpein the SE eres sae } °] ildi Ss 3 - m school buildings of North Dakota should be not only fire away looking for an una aoe waiting for{City......Saw Enid Markey, erst-| How fleeting is life's glory! If “ y ae ting f r4 glory proof but “panic proof” and every official, newspaper and |, He jsmped ¢ yourself'in my arms|While star of the scintillating |Samuel Gompers appeared in the citizen should see that an investigation is made immediately | Vy, cae es told me to kill the{Screen, but more recently of the|vicinity of New York while alive of all public school buildings in the state. Well, ‘ee and ide sounepemneiad te aeaed ue cee oud Maen aeobe ee Fenerenelaeep a us » by jheard...... : . E een traffic blocked when he ——_—--———- house where « ! ete fe ead v ave si ‘ . = : S 3 now that you did this be-|ably the only actor on Broadway | appeared at a labor bank. The first ; SOLDIERS name of Steplander. Ye ‘santed to ave your own (ho dresses in the traditional man-|Sunday after he was dead one man Allies claim Germany could muster 400,000 soldiers over- |2unds ke Stepladder, life; I know now that Cal|ner of the trouper. He wears, a |and one woman, visited hivigrave. H 4 A Antes bane ur lover f é wing collar and a flowing windsor Cao \ _Night from her police training schools. Along with the| The steplanders had a sd grown tired of tie. I believe he must have those} At a party a cute young thing Reichswehr or standing army, this would give Berlin a force |boy who loved an i i or. ould give ed i linow thatwhen you found|“ing collars made to order. They|was asked if she would have a gin- of half a million. Then she has millions of war veterans, ane ore Ohnisen for you and knew that 1/are at least four inches high...... gerale highball. “No,” she answer- also more millions who were boys during the war but now [fq Drousht, him & bear ed to kill you both because |S#¥ Henry Hull, looking like a Yale|ed, “I'll take jan Anna Christie,” are matured. ail eguiterateostniietlete 4 nonyeious\ le tions thet Wiyeu|| eounomore nome) (obatnesholldaysec || Shethadbeoecelningumgmeca oat yenet ‘1 a i pa Nee eR Poe pal, A good- 3 ace eh "Saw Frank Craven, who says his|she drank her whisky straight. bs oe not altogether crazy in insisting on keep- ails ovee it 8 Pokey ees snk ere sae were! Per: | Citletmas prasevtlito: the quiblicniel AMES W DEAN. y in-Boots, and a hobby horse. peers Egon: eouitcgn ' MinnnNchn Billy ‘Steplander liked to p FABLES ON HEALTH ‘ ; eae ENC too, although he was only ( Arance is getting in better shape to carry out any agree- | boy. | BLOOD CIRCULATION : ment she may make to pay her war debts. So Santa Claus had brought him MANDAN NEW! | French taxes have been pouring into the central treasury bee poe acer corer ane ae ne . | The operation of the blood was) has been developed by nuture and it 1 at a rate of nearly 23 billion francs a year. This exceeds {paint in. : F the next lesson Mr. Jones was to|is this that contains the red corpus- ' nen pudeet by about a tenth, and leaves considerable surplus ase itcher Snatch looked around WATER HELD GOOD learn in connection with bodily func- cee Se ay wi at might be used in payments on debts. illy was out making a snow-man Mandan water is not only safe to |tionings. Ss A iar e ug ay s . acne ; aveDe ; p solved in the liquid of the blood, but Ability to pay and willingness to pay are Siamese Twins 2 Be i AE drink but is the purest that has been| When proper respiration has sup-|is packed in the red. corpuscles. * of finance. lee Miiee teecee ani taaaEtecaat © fed from the city reservoirs through |Plied oxygen to the blood circulating !These are very minute, being sev- eS lhis mind what he was going to do. the mains in many years according eae eS eS Hy ee Heena es ees “Hal” eri od A : to a t ma i 6 u aoe PANAMA ; fe Hate cried ne ft thinks bear | rob ‘a report made to the city com- essary that the blood transport| When the blood ‘has flowed back The Panama Canal made a net profit of more than six|<cmer if it was pink. Yes sir, pink,’ a health officer. Tt Y | these gases to or from the lungs. As|to the heart from which it has million dollars in the fiscal year ended last June 30, it’s an- | y: sy haat acon - . a t - Guisaahetres 4 , |much as 18 cubic feet of oxygen|started, considerable of the oxygea 4 , with blue polka-dots! You ai . Lever From Douglas Turner to Only 38 bacteria per cubic centi- | must p, WO aS A one pa ‘ nounced. So he seized the water color paints |to pl Mahle Carter meter with total absence of B. Coli |huyrs jencarriedibyathe) bloodieschs2s as removed. tan, here ieee In addition, the public gains the additional advantage ;2"¢ went to the spigot in the bath a radio you were wel rid of | is unusually good reading, the | Hemoglobi speci lie ie caiautely. divided’ ia alt Sane thesis ‘ | Mesa eae PENNE aE) A lemoglobin, a special substance,|it is minutely divided. that the canal doubles the efficiency of our navy. That was |r07m Across the pe ped ae pirate: a 7m eherdextl, Dogme iste An UDAs pin COMmedAtLOnciLyacomy, the original intention, the chief reason for digging at Pan- |‘te” ini wine Ussiiaahiashiliot | Was very EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO [*serer, Two tests were taken|dancing party last evening, given in ame It was the biggest and wisest constructive job ever| When he had finished poor Bruin | (Copyright, ee Be ET : Rae ae Sein caahs ary ble eat vaih Bee: ‘aridie lesteae oe CRSGERC RE ea — er 13 and samples from both days|H. H. Warren and W. H. Vallancey. by Uncle Sam. te rn a, Pec-Rool! ZS - os ne, Mig | "ere ie ; inalblusinolka(dnte saniincantheiminks Prisoner Writes if ; pest Public Laboratory at Giafd Forks. : a ee ; _-. jand he looked for all the world like 4 \m YHATS = Lid Is This Your | F Nothing in nature is more wonderful than the way life }a wooly Easter egg. Christmas Poem Tobacco E, ac Hor winks anaes | Birthday ; | struggles to survive and adapts itself to environment. “Now, then,” said Snitcher |@———__&______ Tv IN jie Our eae te ve siea Sheen ae In the Olympic mountains, scientists find worms that |Snatch. “I'm ready for the next.” | ms alos for, the Mandan Menit company, €8:)| @-———ee ee oe pensathe. 0 i \s aed Sdn teadvateee oR USE Gheleciuag)s thought oe caped injury although his new Buick he O ive only in ice. These worms cannot stand the heat of even!,."\, ‘ted and green stripes the gray walls of th enclosed touring car was badly| SATURDAY, DEC. Q7-rif the a human hand. "When he a half fear tough tiary. An inmate racked pWiednesds yaeyeningavnenyhe Nee einai ee, It may be so on distant heavenly bodies such as the plan-|he decided that the effect wasn’t so|Moved to poetry by crashed: Into the rallfgeis isin and Re fear aeuitedneeder et te ets. Conditions out there might not support earthly life, yet god, and he did the rest in plain |™fiten the folowing po Cee eon otnan®. paderpass be-| Persons born this day ave apt. to i would be ideal for other life forms. purple. Can you imagine what that| poo utitul Charen ae nv Pacifi¢ tracks | permit themselves to be-moody, dis- i pig Jooked like! eautiful Christmas Morn! at the east end of the city. Blinding | couraged because everything ' they ae aerate a Hear the angels sweet refrain: lights from another car and a badly FOOTBAL ; just giving the wooden christ the Lord is bi | Grented| einaakiala a ik i, {#0 does not seem to-be right. i L i x lion a coat of smeary black, when|~ Redeemer of cee a | he sera indshteld caused. the -wrec In fact the stars forecast’a happy Intercollegiate football has closed its fifty-fifth year. jhe heard Johnny Sweep’s voice up; ene eee | aaa life for those born thisiday, but Princeton and Rutgers started it in 1869. We enney: si y | DANCING PARTY point oe fist euch Rappinges ral 4) Fy in e came is way,'no i e __|eome only when the initiative ani k Hoothall embodies nearly all the strategy of warfare. Meine’ Sohany, Was savihe, Nol mesher chi was born, SAITH WHat DAWGSS PIPE College students home for their /natural ability held by stich persons n end run corresponds to skirting and rolling up an army’s| ft didn’t take the goblin long to|poce’ tur sae, fegand him shone. In THiS WORLD holiday vacation and. members of the /are brought to the surface by en- figale, he German drives were like line smashes. And |jump out of the window, so they| Msde earth His foct-stool, heaven | You Smoks 'S™M younger set were entertained at a|ergy. a the forwai ass resembles the airplane on the battlefield. | didn’t catch him that day either. i . seis Football for strength and arateey baseball for skill (To Be Continued) Bee | the BARS» Tien , . (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) |No gorgeous palace His } 7 @ tf PROHIBITION. ae: In a stable manger slept, \ : Oh, what joy was this Uncle Sam’s rum sleuths made 68,161 arrests during the |*——y7 yawn w Ve | That over | - 1 sts zi E the ‘shepherd’s camp last fiscal year. This constitutes a very small fraction of |' LITTLE JOE thus swept. the bootleggers and drinkers.. : ee little S. —— Ff : tots ere at the age of Ie: h ate é + Ww. °: ge of learning how to walk, the Real prohibition is a matter of education as to alcohol’s A PRETTY SALES GiRL Hike wiea en faite te eee Met that's leat when they are grown They realy know: mt ete haath and eoonmale eects, rather than of law enforcement.| \% ALWAYS AGCOUNTER [Christ will do His part, : own. me ter eroneE sway tb talk. ana vet they haveia kan; cof their ie main pro! irst, i g Ente fou is wit ; Q P lem is thirst, not liquor supply ATTRACTION: 70 inter ye he door is wide plan ‘This funny line of patter is a thing that’s puzzling, quite ;and none ; TT THE MEN. \ Cialigais algie e | but Mom and Dad can understand The youngaters pull the tingo from : ; me : I a the early morn till night. and only sto» when deep in slumber! 2 - ac foneats in America now have 745 million cubic feet | A Thought (| |JAROUND HERS Pe aac salle an’ pions to the little kiddie’s line. Her SA imber. e nation uses 25 billion cubic feet a year. So ! ag e+ And-when the yuungster’s finished sweet: fe i é ie! | rar aa ——e| [To Smokes \T ly say, “That's fine.” and yet she knowk not what it's all duos, nt our forest reserve is not more than enough to last 30 years. ‘The * a pout New trees must be planted by the milli dic- | He which converteth the sinner| | Ne SIDS - N “bla, bla” with some babies means “I'd like to have a drink"; with e planted by the millions, not sporadic- (am Ua ero ot Bib Gay TKI | ul BN others, “please pu on my coat and hut” Of course it’s rather puzsling ally. but constantly, the same as yearly we plant fresh crops a soul from death, and shall hide a| | 8nd you have. to stop and think to know just what the kiddy’s driving at. of grains,and cotton. Trees should be grown as a crop. multitude of sins.—Jas. 5:20, But. after all. this baby talk is something parents like and somethin ” ns.—J that they miss when tots are grown. The one thing they remember of © LIQUOR A man to@be converted has to give Uny Ittle tike is that funny-tittle language all its own. ‘ Ae . up his will, his ways and ‘hi eRe —=—= _{ One steamship brings 178 packages of whisky and other thoughts.—D. L, Moody. a liquors for¥rench, British, Spanish and Argentine embassies Serene. in. Washington. A very busy season apparently lies ahead A tiny humming bird, not much |,