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‘PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE _Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. ff Kresge Bldg. H PAYNE, BURNS AND SMI NEW YORK : - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS DETROIT The American Press is exclusively entitled to the use or} republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION Publishers THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Editorial Review Comments reproduced in thi column may or may not Lk the opinion of Th bun are presented here in order tl our readers may have both eid of important issues which a being discussed in the press the day. They hat les OUR RE ATION IMPROVED 24 saute ! (Grand Forks Herald) | After the November election The Herald expressed the opinion that the ‘ying of North Dakota {for Coolidge would be of the ut- } Most benetit to the state in that it would indicate to the outside world a return to saner wa. t | thinking and that the benefit j this source would: outweigh what- ever drawbacks mig) encea! from an apparent reversion to league policies as indicated in jour state election. Comment from Vinany quarters has shown the ac- SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year... . 5 Ries 5 Daily by mail, per year in (in Bismarck) Sane Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...... see. 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) 7.20 |curacy of this forecast. One such j comment is the following from the ' Portland Oregonian: “You cannot make laws that will regulate rainfall, sunshine, or the appetite of the world. Ag a clas- sic illustration of this truism take ; North Dakota, that has tinkered {for years with applied socialism, ;that has known deprivation and | timancial failure, in part due to CHRISTMAS CHARITY Spasmodic poor relief is a relic of the past. cheer such as the Community Christmas idea proposes in Bismarck merely means varying the usual process a little —putting the spirit of the holiday into the giving. Bismarck’s relief work is upon a sound basis and contin- ues throughout the year. No worthy case is neglected. Pauperism is discouraged and often the kind of help that | helps meet is that kind of aid that places the applicant upon his feet and teaches him to care for himself and face his responsibilities. There is nothing so easy to develop in a community as chronic pauperism. Professional mendicants mark for their favor cities of “easy relief.” One of the essential features of charity work is to have giving placed upon a business basis—that does not mean either a soulless kind of giving that puts to scientific scrutiny each application, neither does it mean necessarily endless red tape so dis e that the one in need tires and would rather suffer than sub. mit to the torture of a too rigid investigation. The system practiced by the Bismarck Social Registra- tion Bureau is a happy medium between the two extremes but the careful administration of the office has reduced thi money spent over that of former years but no one worthy of relief has been denied. It is gratifying to know that Christmas giving this year! through the Community Christma that only the worthy will be a be ignored. The Community Christmas idea is one that is worthy of the wholehearted support of the community. idea will be so directed STATING THE FACTS Recently several suggestions have been advanced in v: ous quarters, designed to strip state industrial institutions of false representation to the people, by causing them, in rendering an accounting, to stand on their own legs entirely. An anonymous suggestion is made with reference to the staie hail insurance department, the state bonding fund, and the fund in which public buildings are insured, designed The suggestion arose in connection with information to the effect that demands were to be made on ing in nce fund in 1923, because the maximum tax per acre permitted by law did not yield a sufficient amount to the same end. the legislature to pay the 20 per cent deficit e the hail insu of money. The author of the suggestion holds that the words “State Hail Insurance Department,” and “State Bonding Fund” give rise to misrepresentation. are mutual insurance organizations operated by the state. The names given them and discussion concerning them leads to the belief in the minds of many that the state itself is in the insurance business. The same person sees no objection to the state acting as a trustee to a mutual insurance organ- ization. The point appears to be well taken. SEX MYSTERY The sex of a child can ‘be determined several months be- fore birth, claims a hospital specialist New York. He} says he has forecast the séx of 700 unborn babies, without a single error. His method is by analyzing the blood of the! mother. He claims boys and girls affect their mothers’ blood in different ways. This is extremely difficult to believe. Nature screens most of the future from us for very good reasons. Life = would be dull if we knew everything that lies ahead. Maybe man can rend the veil. But the wisdom of doing it is doubtful. MIRACLE Faith is said to be able to move mountains. But it seems ; unable to prevent fire from burning. A Missouri man walked into a burning building, a roaring furnace, to dem- onstrate, that the Almighty would protect him. He emerged, a torch, burned probably fatally. A majority of this earth’s inhabitants believe in miracles. | But miracles don’t happen except for an important cause. | We are imprisoned by simple laws of cause and effect. Dis. regard of these laws is the root of most of our troubles. Wall Street gets careless when the picking is easy. Again you’re reading news about messenger boys disappear- | ing with large bundles of negotiable securities. One lad vanished with $40,000. He had been hired the day before | and was at large on suspended sentence for stealing an auto. Weak character should be screened from temptation as much as possible. Good way to begin would be to penalize employers who are not cautious enough in selecting employes Christmas ouraging | ted and the imposter will! that same tinkering, and that now |sils pretty atop the greatest crop | the state has ever known. Do you wonder that North Dakota refused to fall in line with Wisconsin for LaFollette, they two against the ;sound judgment of the country? {North Dakota has glancea! at her ; Wheat fields, and looked at the | market quotations, and a weight lifted from her heart and she was Nature had done al nature-fakers however boastful Jexceeding glad. what the politi jcould not do, j their promises. ; “The North Dakotans. so we in ¥ account of the are “actually {humble about it.” After all, there s no legislation like to the legis- ation of providence. and they are aying little about the nonpartisan league while they plan hereafter to j embrace crop rotation to sow bet- ter seed, and to raise livestock. You see, it wi this wa The ite was the first of all to turu “progressive,” in an olden and re- {Wable sense of that much abused term. North Dakota banged heavy ballot over the head of bos: tism, some dozen years ago, and b {came ruler of herself. Thts hap- - vey encouraged largely of the agricul to believe that th were omnipotent in reform and that by law-making they could so acjust their fairs as to yield them an inv: ble profit. No | tr ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “Who are you?” asked Nick curi- ously, No wonder he asked it, Twins were outside busily making snow-man when suddenly a little black fellow appeared beside them from nowhere. He was so black all over that the whites of his eyes looked like splashes of white-wash for the LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT TO THE LITTLE MARQUISE, CARE OF THE SECRET DRAWER I think if I did not have the secret rawer, little Marquise, as an outlet my overburdened heart I would go mad, as poor Alice did before she went out into the darkness. You remember I told you that i j talking wonder They saw the scor fabric mental crops were lean and pric actually th plied unprepared for hardship. they are humble r banks fall by the and the whole socialistic tumble for lack of funda- strength, and the poor y went in tatters. Ap- ism left them peculiarty “In northwestern North Dakota v.Jon coal. was so happy that I did not think it would last. Well, it didn’t. When Jack*had written me that he thought I was splendid and clever jand brave with the shop, when he |told meg he loved me better than jnyone else in the world, it seemed to me that I wouldn’t exchange my He was grinning from ear to ear, which showed his white teeth in two rows. His teeth looked like picket-fence on a dark night. surely did. Over his shoulder was a broom, us black as he we Lineeaith No wonder Nick stared and said.}” Byt, al “Who ure yo' leeen a white They any other woman on earth. all my happiness has Both funds, he holds, this year the crops of eleven , counties were worth more than the land on which they were grown. All over the state the banks are bulging with money to suca de- gree that directors are meeting to consider what shall be don> with it. North Dakota had almost for- gotten what it was lo have ready money in the bank. And the bank- ers are in a great pother, Admut- ting that probably one half of the agricultural indebtedness will be paid by the first of the year, they “I'm Johnny Sweep,” said the lit- tle black fellow. “I sweep out your chimneys and keep them clean.’ “How lovely,” cried Nancy. “I think it would be loads of fun to be a sweep. Come on and play with us and help us to make our snow-man, won't you?” Johnny Sweep laughed. “He wouldn't be a snow-man if I touch- ed him,” he said. more like the coal-man, or maybe a sweep like me. I’m too sooty. to “He would look ; {vanished and in its stead has come black despair and utter desolation. 1 had not suspected that Alice was }losing her mind, although she had jbeen acting strangely for some time. ‘1 know now that T ognized it because iAlice, had changed into something that 1 could not fathom. } Karl had opened his home after ‘ather’s death and he and Alice had been living there some weeks when Ithe awful thing happened. I had been so busy getting the plans made | better time than riends, the economic experiment- broke 145 acres. wheat | bushels, {acres of flax returned 624 bushels | {and sold at $2.40 per bushel. jgtoss return was $4 | more than he paid for th Aue some years the stock query | o “What {s the matter with j Dakota?” jdiagnosed as a typical European rash, a political malady |Sweep’s broom und away they went | attended ‘by a bigh economic fever. | toward Chimney Lund. ae in no hurry to cancel the notes. The nonpartise and contrive as they might, could never would be half enough. that: ‘eo much money. How is that? n leaguers, scheme arrange iusure there We reau to “‘Ole Holum, living cight miles from Minot, liquidated ing the bz [his family {ceeds of a half section of wheat and rye.” on notes, and took 0 Norway on the pro- e a good time. your “WH Ole, pro Ss, ever were able to afford you. And when you return, remember the admonition about carrying all the eggs in one basket. will attend to the rest, 2 tended to the crop of 1924, having by way of preliminary seen to it that the w the world would be will attend ‘to it she sent rains {though you fretted, and while you fumed, and as you wondered when ye golden wheat, the price went stead- ily upward ding for the last grain, in the least of your fields. ; Well that: Nature she at- precaution at crop of hort. Nature’ she did when} in harvest. For ou'd ride a binuer through the The world wag bid- And we read, as “ “Ed. IK Livingston bought a section in Eureka town-j d county, for $4,000 and He put 100 in brought him 2,200 at $1.29. The 45 which sola! 58 35 or $2 land.” the middle west has been: North The case ha: case of His | i touch anything except chimney “Don't you ever have any fu asked Nick. * nodded Johnny Sweep. iy ith the Sooties.” “The what?” cried “What did you say?” “I said the Soo grinned for:doing over the old house that I think I rather neglected my sister. I had not been over but once during all that time. On that occasion Alice had seemed quite herself, although I remarked to mother that she was growing very | thin. the ins. John ‘worship success. MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1924 THE GOLDEN IDOL. Vee Ale By Albert Apple A Boston rabbi protests against the way. Americans He fears that admiration of ‘successful imen-has reached a magnitude where it is a form of idol- | i | 1 t { Then like lightning out of a clear sky I heard on the wire while I was to mother that Alice was dead. As soon as possible I got there and found something worse than I had ever encountered—my darling, little sister who had always until ‘lately been so gay and so happy had made up her mind she was going mad, and with her usual quickness of judgment and decision, determined to take her own life. Everything has turned into chaos for the moment. Karl was stunned. He could think of nothing except in some uncon- scious way he was to blame. Mother, | too, seemed to feel that possibly she might have prevented it. I could tell neither of these dear ones that how- ever greatly I grieved for the loss of my-sister. I.could ‘not help feeling that the girl. who took her own life was not really: Alice—or rather I elt that under the same circum- stances I probably would have done the same thing. All this dear little Marquise, is tragic enough for. anyone to bear, but when you add to it the terrible consciousness that th who had just said that he iovgfgos with all his heart, and to ” m you are bound by all the ties of body and soul—when this man absolutely re- fuses to come forward and help you bear this great sorrow, then you know that you have missed the greatest thing in the world—love. This has come to me. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) over | ! weep. “I play with then “Who are the Sooties? We heard of them.” “Never heard of the Sovties!” cried Johnny Sweep. “Then you haven't heard much. the Sooties are sone pla y you must have all, never Portland cow eats soup. Guess maybe perhaps she gives clean milk. the little black people who live in the chimneys. They have a grand time.” “And do you sweep them asked Nick. “I don’t think much fun for them.” True sportsmen will not kill more than the law’s allowance of game out?” Jand the others will not either. 1 anaes that’s . i Of course the meanest man is the one who told bis children Santa died. Next meanest is the one buy- ing only educational toys. And the crossword puzzles are not as interesting as the old reliable cross-the-street puzzles. What will you give father? Get [him some asbestos gloves to be used in opening Christmas bills. “Oh, no! No indee: aid Johnny. “| just keep their houses clean for them. When ! come around on cleaning day, they hide in the flucs and stick between the bricks until I'm through. Then they come out.” “Dearie me,” said Nancy. “I wish 1 could be a sweep and play with the Sooties.” “So do I,” said Nick. Hardly were the words out of their mouths, when two pairs of little green shoes appeared in the snow before them. “Now you can come with me,” cried Johnny Sweep. “There are the magic shoes, Put them on and we'll ride my broom to the house-tops. [ can take anyone with me if they have the magic shoes. The Fairy Queen said so. You see Chimney Land one of her nine-hundred and ninety-nine kingdoms and I am one of her care-takers. Come along.” ‘the Twins slipped off their own EVERETT TRUE | GENTCE since been |” little shoes and put the magic ones All three hopped on Johny | BY CONDO CADLES AND jerate fortune. ithe millions of motor cars he has produced than on account (oe his enormous fortune. ‘worship “which leads to the surrender of all judgment of {comparison and value.” | The public is becoming wiser, though. It is not many years since a man’s wealth was the meas- ure of his suécess. His dollars told the story. We believe that achievement is rapidly taking the place of money as the emblem of success. Henry Ford for in- stance, would be rated little less highly if he had only a mod- The people marvel at him rather because ot Steinmetz, of his own choosing, left a very small estate when he died. Money did not concern him. Nor did it ¢ concern his admirers. They cared not that Steinmetz had not accumulated millions. What they admired was his ac- complishment. Rockefeller, senior, used to be famous mainly as the world’s richest man. In time his dollars will be eclipsed by his organizing genius and his wisdom in spending millions for medical research and education. The golden idol is being torn down. In its place is the idol of accomplishment, which is just another name for serv- ice to humanity. } The public is getting wise in still another direction. There’s an increasing comprehension that some of the great- est successes are men who never accumulate a fortune or do anything big enough to get them into the limelight. Take a man handicapped by paralysis or blindness, yet who struggles doggedly and supports himself and family comfortably. Take a man who, by hard work and determin- ation, counteracts inferior ability and gets along reasonably well. Take the average man‘and wife who make just a fair living and educate their children. All these are successes—great successes—in the eyes of Americans today. Success is not.so much a matter of results, but in char- acter and doing the best we can with limited abilities and opportunities. Life is a spiritual gymnasium, not a Klon- dike or prizefight. | IN NEW YORK | New York, Dec. 15.—See-sawing, ed designs in clothes... don up and down Broadway saw Henry| Seeing more and more ers, Miller in evening clothes and imme-| but so far New York has had no diately thought of “The Man in| natural ice. The rinks do big busi- Evening Clothes,” his new play. Clev-| ness here throughout the year...... er thinker, eh????7?? Saw Louis| Saw Rev. Charles Francis Potter, op- Wotheim, lately “the hairy ape” and} ponent of Dr. John Roach Straton now a profane soldier of the stage.j in matters of fundamentalism, andy, He’s called the uglicst man on Broad-| he appears more the successful busi- way. Once he was a college pro-|nees man that the successful clergy- fessor............ Saw Harpo Marx,| man........ Seeing the opera singers versatile genius of slap-stick comedy, and he looks as dumb, as thickhead- ed in his street clothes as he does on the stage...... ».Seeing more street fakers now that the Yuletide ap- proaches. Latest novelties. are toy violins and fur monkeys on-a string -es+s++. Saw: great crowd. of people before a toy. display, and grown-ups outnumbered children 12 to 1. enter the Metropolitan, they appear as so many garment workers enter- ing a sweatshop... i | Frank Gargan, coach and graduate | manager of Fordham’s football team, was stricken’ with appendicitis and removed to Lutheran Hospital for operation. He has a telephone at his bedside ‘and has been making 1926 Saw D, W. Griffith, the, einema mas- ter, wearing {@ tight gray ;overcoat, he having given up his*tad for check- peblic hiedrh heh aceon ae ——FABLES ON HEALTH. GOOD AND BAD FOODS In his third food lesson Mf. Jones of Anytown picked up some new in- formation on nutrition. Recent years have seen science schedule arrangements with other colleges by long distance. JAMES W. DEAN. it the choice of food articles, re- actions are likely to be found, par- ticularly among the children. The same is true dmong the rich, who going deeper and. deeper into the subject of well balanced diet. By a well-balanced dict is. meant a selec- tion of foods that will furnish the materials needed for ‘growth and also for keeping the body in normal condition. There must be sufficient water for the body liquids, and in- organic salts to help along; the right amounts of protein, fats, etc., to keep a well-balanced body. Now at both poles of: society mal- nutrition may result from the wrong sort of feeding. ~ Where economic conditions are such that prices lim- —— ee. oe. -. ——__--———_- When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, 1 thonght as a child; but when I be- came a man, I put away childish things.—1 Cor. 13:11. oe Childhood has no forebodings, but then, it is soothed by no memorics of outlived sorrow.—George Eliot. There a joy in the song For it tells of the joy of And the joy that broods apply bad and costly mixtures to their diets and upset the proper functionings. Through. charitable and clinical agencies the poor have gradually been benefited as years go on, and milk, the great necessity of child- hood, has been supplied in proper quantities, togethor. with other basic? Probably the greatest amount of “staryation” is to be found among the well-to-do who abuse their eat- ing privilege and pay for it with every sort’of intestinal ill, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CHEVON Just as you call cattle meat “beef,” calf meat “veal” ang sheep meat “mutton,” you should hereafter refer to goat meat as “chevon.” “Chevon” is the official name for this meat; approved by the U. S. De- partment of Agriculture, by request of goat producers. The word comes from the French “chevre” meaning goat, and “mouton”, meaning mutton. In other words, “chevon” is goat | mutton, . ——) JOY (Hlorenve Borner) There’s the joy of doing a task full well, And the joy of helping the friend who fell, which the bluebird sings, And a joy in the heart in which hope springs; There's a joy in easing another’s woe, And the joy that is spread by the mistletoe, Sheds its beaming light over all the earth, a Saviour's birth. There is joy in the dawn wiien the skies are red, And’ a joy in the night when the day has fled, There's the peaceful joy of a well earned rest, And the noble joy when we've stood life’s test; There’a the joy of faith, and the joy of love, like a tender dove, When a mother sees with a glad surprise, The love-light spring in her baby’s eyes. to be entrusted with securities or cash. There is nothing in. the world like (To Be Continued) ta good crop, and good prices to,(Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) AIRPLANE ‘eure it. Indeed. you may say that | Primitive man supposedly followed the seasons — went | ie remedy is a specific.” | north in summer, south in winter, like wild ducks. i =e Only the very rich can do that now. i Cheap airplanes making 1000 miles an hour will come. | And they will enable people of moderate means to jump from | winter to summer in a matter of minutes. It’s not improb-| There’s a joy in ease and a joy in toil, Aud a. joy in tilling the fertile soil, 4 The bringing of life from the worthlesg vlod, But gpeaks of the joy of » living God; His works around usare manifest, From the restless East to the peaceful West, From sea to sea and from land to land, We witness the works of a Master's hand. —E—————S | Is This Your | Birthday able that the airplane will destroy our civilization and bring | MONDAY, DEC. 15.—Persons born this day are often gifted with mind ene different. \power which will enable them to |train themsel 1 , pro- BRICKLAYERS eau cadherin anaes The number of bricks laid by the average bricklayer | To those who pursue other walks Papago to eAK ey Bemingham. So states a report by | ind at times quite seyere with those: . S. Bureau 5 around them. __ Bricklayers haven’t any monopoly in this direction. The individual work of salesmen, clerks, reporters and followers ‘Where's the joy we sense and the joy we {eel,.” And the holy joy of religious zeal, There's a joy in the future and what it brings, And a joy in the past where memory clings; There is joy in life with the furtive breath, And a solemn joy in thought of death, ‘or we know as we gaze on our silent dead, They have reached the land of True Joy abead. These mah jongg sets look almost! as old-fashioned as dominoes or cheekers. \ { We like bridge better than cross- | word puzzles, because you can switeh | bridge into a poker game. surrounds the worlc'; and has fond @ place, Jo; Which sorrow and time can never efface, In every heart her roots Lave aprung, In, every soul ‘her tendrils flung; Playing bridge and working Brid- | Use your ability to handle hard get, that’s the modern debutante’s problems to good advantage. Culti-|idea of married life. of nearly every other liné in any town varies quite as much or more, ¢ vate a sense of humor and always do your utmost to create a happy at- What means happiness in four let- mosphere wherever you are, ‘ters? Some say. cash, some work, They cling like fingers, tender, sweet, And fill us with a joy complete; . 2 ‘THI reaching upwani they devise, To catch the sunshine from the skiee og