The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 10, 1924, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE! felis Editorial Review Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class || Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers my have both sides of impertant Issues which i | | | | being discussed in | Publishers are the press of the day. DETROIT Kresge Bldg. { CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. ‘ PAY BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - : Fifth Ave. Bldg. ; Soviet Russia, and with unmistak- MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS able marks of having been engincer- The American Press is exclusively entitled to the use or cd from Moscow, comes as a glaring republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not }commentrary upon the possibility of otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- ®2lting friendly relations with | listed: herein |governmant wuiek almost openly =) ‘ 5 C Py rn . avows that its attempts to revolu- All rights of republication of special dispatches herein jticnize the world have met merely ure also reserved. jwith a temporary interruption, not ‘esi with 4 permanent halt. MEMBER AUDIT- BUREAU OF CIRCULATION |, 2f course, Esthonia is a small Petts ere a 2 alae weak republie, which was only a SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE en eee ane var the Daily by carrier, per year ‘ $7.20 | excellent Baltic harbor of Reval, and Daily by m per year in (in Bismarck). . otis Gs 7.20 \one of the problems now in the eco- Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota..........++++ & 1 ie vival of Russia is th : 3.0 thn Mey fois Grade GEE THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) MEANING OF THE OUTBREAK IN ESTHONIA (Minneapolis Journal) The Communist outbreak in Es: honia, just across the borders of JLatvian vival, the port of Riga. If, {Russia Incked good sea doors prior jto 1914, it now seems positively land- ‘locked under the Soviets. There- fore, there has been probably an clement of very bourgeois national: | ism in this attempt to bring Es-| thonia under the control of Moscow; but there are all the earmarks of an ordinary ultra-Red uprising of the {pass through Reval, or through i PARKING AUTOMOBILES : Parking of automobiles at an angle along the route ot the street car in the business section is still a menace to safety. Some plan should be arranged that would make for; safer traffic. Some day ident, probably a fatal one. (ing familiar in so many lands. will force a correction of the system of parking along thes | Inevitably the Russian foreign of- streets. Daily some car turns up Fourth street off of Main jfice, conducted by the suave George and sighting the street car has to back down, cut a sharp |Teliteherin, will disclaim respons’: ; 5 F 'lvility for any unhappy events in Re- corner or park to let it by. There have been some near ac-| i317 OF course nobody will believe cidents. ; : _ {this disclaimer, unless resolved to The uation can be corrected easily without working |believe it in advance., The fact ap- a hardship on anyone. Parallel parking in this area would ‘parently is that the’ Minis vores @aneer somewhs Tt surely is a situation |“Commissars” in charge of the 3 eliminate the danger somew at. t surely is a situatio \ cowlhureaie haveulittlo-controlover calling for ion on the part of the police department be-| their eager Comrades in control of fore a serious collision happens or a life is lost. jthe ruling Communist party, when to With winter here, possible snow drifts with attendant jthese latter personages the main- lippery streets, the necessity is even greater than in sum-|;"73"e of good faith with capital- slippery streets, the necessity is even greater than in SUM- |i.) governments seems a needless mer, jsurrender of advantage. In former Recommendations as to parking have been made through {days revolutionists in most lands the Association of Commer The most feasible of these {had to depend on their own private <hould be adopted and traffic regulated here as is done in {funds and fanatcton Now they cat DO ee auobued 220 ic reeuy Bems always look to Sovietdom for encour- cities of this size nearly everywhere. : lagement, expert directions, hard It surely should not need a fatal accident to bring about jcush, and a sure refuge if bad luck that which is apparent to everyone who observes the condi- | Bemis ra austen ae ee sufet; : 5 : For generations free tions along Fourth and Main streets. SUBeeLin Seite have gladly NEEDS BETTER MARKET Never before, however, has the gov One of the important needs of Bismarck is to develop ajernment of a great country shown better market for the products of the farm, especially corn |itself so willing to foster subversive : 7 0 {movements in nominally — friendly and other grain. Farmers contend that some points paY'jgngs—to exchange diplomatic cour- more for wheat than can be obtained here. Whether it is|tesies through one set of officials competition, the fact of a local mill or some other. factor | while another set were planning re\ has not been definitely established. sullen ane ae The Association of Commerce can well direct its efforts |2%, “Sinister possibilities toward securing for Bismarck as good a market for the! It is worthy of note that there h farmers as obtains elsewhere in this vicinity. Complaints |been a great silence lately in Ame should be investigated thoroughly and if it is true that other |! engine pare of sertgin’ § towns nearby are paying a premium over the Bismarck ne Se ee iuisernant i acmecee® price. direct action should be taken to correct the situation. | nition by the Herriot Ministry (com- "hose handling grain here should be interviewed and their ; pelled by internal polities) has been side of the controversy ascertained and probably through |*° hedged about with conditions as q hs * Prey ks 7, }to be almost an insult to any self- conference and cooperation any inequalities that may exiSt | respecting government..In Britain tan be corrected. ‘the Baldwin Ministry apparently is Much of the corn grown here is purchased locally for }ready to withdraw recognition in seed purposes, but in some years not all the corn grown can ]° atin ue Hee ie be absorbed. A steady market for feed corn should be esta ee ia lished. Bismarck must provide a better market for corn if this vicinity continues to grow it in increasing volume. Marketing problems are hard to solve, but these are ential to the growth of the community and a most vital the last of many, many outrageous ineidents whieh teach us that the ue before the citizens of Bismarck. world is anything but through with the menace of Revolutionary Com- munism.-Moscow has had no change Jof heart. SMUGGLING OF IMMIGRANTS The new immigration policy of the United States pre- | sents a problem which Secretary Davis discussed in_ his annual report, and a problem which North Dakota citizens can well appreciate. The present immigration law restricts ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE OUT OUR WAY WY ACOURSE CHUB- TS YOU THAT GOT ] KILLEO! HE Go t TRINK FER ONE minute TM ‘BANG LONG |] DEAD WEN BANG Fire | WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1924 By Williams ONE AUDIENCE, TWO SHOWS By Albert Apple é AN CHUB, AT AIN NO WAY DIE - NNA FALL | WY HE HOLLERED | “TH SECOND LI DROPPED TH HANKACHIEF. T'DO-GIT KILLED AN’ NEN WONT NELLED BANG Maybe you’ve noticed recent ads with this message in \big type: “American people don’t like substitutes for any- ‘thing. It isn’t odd that any one who wants the best buys LEATHER.” ; : These ads are paid for and signed by an organization 0: ‘business firms that make and sell leather goods. They co- loperate to oppose the invasion of their sales field by fiber jand other leather substitutes. ‘Such co-operation would not have been dreamed of, onl? ‘afew years ago. Then it was each tanner for himself, fight- \ing the others. They still do. But they realize that a com- mon enemy has grown up, and that it can be opposed best by j{co-operation. AWRIGHT TREN, Gr OuTA TH’ WAN AN WELL FIGHT Such co-operative advertising, to boost the products ot an entire industry, is becoming common. Brick thakers band together and in their ads urge you to build with bricks. | Pppoeed to them are timber interests, united in urging, | dumber, i So it goes, in hundreds of industries. | A new type of advertising has come into existence. The reason is that an era of substitutes has begun to cut linto sales.. The individual maker or seller stil! must adver- jtise or lose business. But increasingly the tendency will be ‘for individual members to band together in advertising to ‘oppose rival industries that.are after their customers. All this illustrates that reaching the consumer is like a ' situation of “one audience, two shows.” In a street carnival ‘or at the circus you find ballyhoo men enticing the crowd. ‘All of the shows may be worth seeing. But the crowd will not pay admission to all the performances. If they would, the ballyhoo men wouldn’t be necessary. What ballyhoo men are to rival sideshows, so is the news- paper advertisement in business. i The newspaper ad talks to the crowd, inducing it to enter one place of business or buy a specified article in prefetence ito others. : | Good times are in the making. A boom has started. ‘Prosperity will soon fill the pockets of potential spendeys. And where they will spend their money will depend largely lon newspaper advertising. Never in this country’s history twas there a more logical time for persistent newspaper ad- vertising than right now. So they peeped where the answers were and all it said was “Righ at's the word. nounced right, of course.” Back they started toward the ov chard (for that is where the picnic time to peep at one more riddle “bm not a dog, but Iw zie, for my bite is much wor: my bark, What am 12” But neither of them had time to | guess, so they peeped for that an- ser, too, And what do you think it “A gun!” “Children, suid. hurry up or the sand I be gone,” eried Mrs. gain » was no time . more. (To Be Continued) then to look Nee. In Kansas City what the tired bt is a bath. ment. a lecturer says siness man needs That w: a dirty state- About 150,000 went to a bootleg- ger’s funeral in Chieago. Imagine leaving so many customers alive. They say a Dallas (Tex.) biride- groom got drunk on perfume, but maybe he just killed the bride. Man in Rockland, Me., says the A PATRIOTIC RIDDLE | This was the next riddle that Nancy and Nick read in the book the Riddle Lady hag given them. — | the number of immigrants from other nations and assigns quotas. In an effort to circumvent the effectiveness of the law, alien smugglers have been numerous. Immigrants are brought into the country from Mexico and from Canada. The Canadian border, including the border along North Da: kota, offers a fine field for operations of those who appar- ently make a business of getting aliens into the United States. I'm put outdoors at morning light, And then I’m taken in all night, They think, I s’pose, I’m drowsy, too, | j And need my sleep like kiddies do. : Cedar jher husband alimon jheard a werld will end Feb, 6. Been a long time since such a prediction came true. eo news for (la.) wife Here's good pids the must men, pay It doesn't matter much, audeville quartet | but we ight “I have the nicest kind of clothes, All red and white in rows and rows,| I wear a scarf of night-sky blue, | With brightest stars all peeping through. 1 The federal government has taken steps to check the smuggling, and has succeeded to some extent. It is a great and expensive task to attempt to patrol the wide northern } and southern borders of the nation. Cooperation of Canada and Mexico have been enlisted, and has been given to some degree. Cooperation of border nations in checking up and pre- venting abuses has been suggested as a remedy, and would | And climb my pole and look about. entail heavy expense upon these nations. Suggestion also j has been advanced that people coming here from nations of the Western Hemisphere be placed upon the same quota basis as those seeking to come here from European and Asiatic countries. Such a restriction would be contrary te | the desires of most of the people of this nation as well as those affected, since they are neighbors. If the new infmigration policy, which is based first upon | vestriction of the number of immigrants and second upon | an intensive program of assimilation and Americanization, is to be effective. smuggling must be curbed. How to do sv | promises to become a very grave problem for the govern- ment. | “The sun and I get up together, i Except that when it’s rainy weather, He stays in bed, while I go out, “My daytime home's u pole quite tall,! ‘Just underneath a gilded ball, nd there I stay and gayly wave, | At suilor Ind and soldier brave. “And kiddies on their way to school, And pretty maids so sweet and cool, d gentlemen and ladies gay 1 speed them all upon their ' “But when it's dream, Of battle's roar and cannon’s seream, And how the soldiers followed me, As I led them to victory.” night, why then I BREATHING Do you breathe deeply to better your health? The best | way is to inhale two sniffs rather than by a long, deep | breath, says Thomas R. Gaines. He is an expert on the sub- | ject; trains New York policemen in breathing. | figea tara, (otmee shore ete. Gina Inhale with two sniffs, exhale with one movement of the | {1% there wae just one fleg in lungs. This is the Gaines method. the world. More important is to breathe deeply whenever you think | “Well, there is, too!” said Nancy of it, regardless of way. Get fresh air into and stagnant air | stoutly. “Daddy says we ought to out.of the deep recesses of the lungs. feel that way, always.’ ( “[ liked that riddle,” said Nick, | ——- “There!” said Nancy, “Mrs. John | MARRIED is calling us. Lunch must be ready.” | ” Two cannot live as cheaply as one. But marriage is a good investment. It furnishes the incentive that makes most people earn more and save more. Analysis of incomes confirms this. Married men, be- “tween ages of 28 and 48, are found to have from 17 to 38 per cent more taxable wealth than bachelors of the same age. This is the average. “That's a flag,” suid Naney and Nick in one breath. So they looked for the answer and the answer said the “Flag of the United States.” ' | dle,” said Nick, peeping into the back of the book where the short i riddles were, “Here’s one,” he said eagerly. “What word is always, prouounced | right 2” ' “Why I should think every word would be pronounced right,” said Nancy, “if people knew anything.” “Oh, well! We haven’t time to guess now,” said Nick as Mrs. John called again. “We'll have to look and see,” : Once in a while a woman admits she doesn’t wish she had remained single, these occasions generally coinciding ’ with the date on which the alimony is due. |and decided they were four ers, A 17-foot octopus was caught off Santa Craz thousands of mi from Wall (Copyright, 1924, rvice, Ine.) SONG WRITING NOW IN VOGUE Forks, N. D, Dee. 10. Writing of songs is now in vogue on the y of North Dakota campus. This practice is an annual of the University program as a sult of the Carney song cont each year at the institution February 21, Founders’ Day eve. A pri $50 in given each year by C. E. ney, an alumnus, now of Minneapo- lis, to the s which shows the greatest proficiency in the singing of four original songs and of Alma Mater, the school song. Class choregi, that is, song lead- one to each class, already have issued thejr dictums to students to write songs from which four may be chosen for the -final. contest. The writing not only of the words but also the music is, though not re- quired, almost a universal custom among the classes. This all-University song fest is believed the only one of its kind in the country. Seventy-five per cent attendance at the contest is required of cach class for competition. Grand part Many breeds of dairy cows now “Let's look for a little short rid-' yielg so profuse u supply of milk! that three milkings a day are the rule on many dairy farms. A Sample Package of Breakfast Dwarfies for every home, and every sample will make over a quart of porridge. | lunch was to be) and Nick and had} COTT TO JOH PRESCOTT , We are in great trouble. Alice ‘died suddenly this morning. No one {here to make arrangements. Karl ; overcome with grief. Will meet you at the train in the morning. t LESLIE. Telegram From Sally Atherton ‘to John Alden P cott Arrived here this morning to find Leslie and her mother in great trouble. Alice Whitney committed suicide only about an- hour before Leslie was on her way eet us when her mother caught at the market where she had the butler she was going to stop. Miss Ellington and I went di- rectly to the Hamilton house and are doing everything we can. Mr. Whitney prostrated with grief, and everyone else so completely sur- prised and sorrow stricken they do not know what to do. Leslie tells me she is to meet you in the morn- ing. Meantime I'l SALLY 4 Telegram From Zov Ellington te Ruth Burke Arrived here to find a grief strick- en household. Mrs. Alice Whitney committed suicide this morning. Luckily little Jack took to me im- mediately and I shall be able to re- lieve M Prescott of that care. Suggest you and Mr. Burke come over if possible. ZOE ELLINGTON. Day-Letter From John Alden Prescott to Leslie Prescott I cannot find words to tell you how sorry I am for you. I have ‘been expecting, however, something of this kind, for | knew that no sane person could have acted as poor Alice has for some time back. You won't misunderstand me, will you, Leslie;"when ‘I *tell:you- that it is .ab- solutely impossible for me to be with you for a day or two? Some very important business has come ALDEN h told The Tangle | | a i | TELEGRAM FROM LESLIE PRES- | ‘ jrequires my individual attention at +— ea aN PELE YE IE OS | TE IC | IN NEW YORK | New York, Dec. 10—A battle of| for the batons Is on in. Gotham. Serge Koussevitsky, new conductor of the, i Boston Symphony, is threatening Giiglitimes Gydi tet’ comings inlemy, queverouanennLeees la atckewaKiias rlfee fOsat sowed idk heutnoGNeNll ie ecart ae should come but when I explained to him the predicament I was in, and that if he did not go to you I should have to let you get along alone, like the good friend he is, he started immediately by airplane. Will write you all the reasons’ why I cannot come tonight. Can only tell you this much, that it would mean the loss of several thousand dollars to us if I do not stay here at thi I shall worry about you ev \- ute and you must know that I will come to you just ‘as soon. as T can. Lovingly, your husband, JACK. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) SEES Tec a ERE SE, | Is This Your | Birthday > -—____—_____—-® WEDNESDAY, DEC. 10.—Good health is a requisite for success and happiness. Guard yourself care- fully and do nothing which will im- pair your physical strength. Active of mind; you should learn to study character, for it will fit you for better things later in life. Enjoy yourself to the fullest with your associates. : Affectionate of nature, you may err in the choosing of a life mate unless you are careful. e = e ce pinnacle of public fayr seems to rest between the visitors, Stokowski and Koussevit: And may the better pair of spats ‘win! the idol of the fair Indies who make} o 8 orchestra music, profitable. | As a cub reporter I used to yay- Stokowski and Philadeiphia| dream of the time when I should Orchestra for several years have| be eye-witness to a murder or a bank held front. place. with New York's| robbery and yun to a telephone to music lovers, especially the ladies., give my paper an eight-column scoop The Boston orchestra has been pret-| onthe opposition. Well, last night ty much out of the social picture} as I was walking down Eighth ave- here since Dr. Karl Muck became ai nue, two West Indians started a war prisoner. - - | fight a few feet in front of me. One But Koussevitsky ie a tall, slim,|was pusheq through a plate glass handsome .man: and an impeccable | window. and the falling glass cut his dresser. In that respect he is much| jugular vein and he bled to death. like Stokowski. And those who have|{n New York ‘that story was hardly followed the career of Stokowski| worth telephoning to a paper. And since his Cincinnati days will tellj yet I believe I cbuld write a fairly you that his subjugation of audi-| interesting column about the fight. ences: has been. brought abopt as ¥ aot 2 much by his appearance us by his || musicianship. | New York has its own great con- ductors—Mengelburg, Van Hoogstra- ten, Hadley, Furtwangler and Igor Stravinsky, the composer, with -the Philharmonic, and Damrosch, Bruno Walter and Viadimir Golschman with the Symphony, However, the battle ——FABLES ON HEALTH HEALTH-BUILDING FOODS In planning meals for the children Mr, Jones of Anytown found it con- venient to divide the various foods into different groups: muscle form- ig, strength producing, energy charg- ing, resistance building, and. the like. Thus there is a dairy products group, nceded for all growing chil- dren and those who would put on weight and build up strength. It in- cludes butter, eggs, milk and cream. There is the-starch and protein group, with bread and_ potatoes, macafoni, spaghetti and certain meats. : There is a grain products group, up in the Acme settlements which The head waiter in a midnight club asked his guests to keep their bottles off the tables the other night, as he had been tipped that a pro- hibition raiq would be made that night. One guest pulled out a white opaque nursing bottle and toasts were drunk from the nipple. —JAMES W. DEAN. and other grains. There is the fatty food group, with bacon, olive oi}, peanut butter, cream, ‘butter and the like. SK There are the sugars and sweets, with candy, sirups and the like, and ¢ there is the vegetable group. a All these, if properly grouped by the housewife, cannot fail to givg a well balanced dict for the famity. Of these products milk is a need- ed foundation end the swects are generally considered the least es- sential, though the most demanded. Normal people require something from the duiry group each day and for children milk is in greatest o———_- <<< | A Thought j o—_——. —-———+ He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways. They shall bear ‘thee up in their hands, lest thou dash they foot against a) stone.—Ps, 91:11, 12. Providence hgs given us hope and sleep as a ‘compensation for the many cares of life.—Voltaire. HECCO, EVERETT watk YUP THS WAIT A MINUTS AND She STREET WITH You. ALL RK H SNAPPY. with cereals, rye, barley, rice, corn'need. Butler May Meet Some G. 0. P. Hostility BY HARRY B. HUNT | NEA Service Writer also who would like a chance against ay ay | Butler in the primaries, The Rgpu- Washington, Dec, 9.—Republican! piican senators, who would distil senators are much upset by the) prefer somebody else, sympathize thought that William M, Butler will! with them. be among them for the next four! 41 administration always’ wants years, iz : bs e yarious thi me that Congress | What the Republican xolons fear! Objects to. ppeigcone, that: Congre is that Butler is going to be very| 1 guttse enters the Senate as hard to, gebialong w)ih : the administration's representative, “Whether or not Butler enters the| it will be his job to make its wishes Senate us President Coolidge’s per-| known to hie fellow Jaw-makers and sonal representative ven’ more thén| ig de his ‘beat to get them act las a representative of the state off Papo Nts ent. te. ot them, acted on Massachusetts, it isa fact that most} pe knows as well as anybody how jof the, other senators gre sure to! the Republican old-timers feel to- think he does. Indeed, those who re} ward him. Inasmuch as he stang* in the capital already say so, though! smali chance of winning their affec- somewhat discreetly, for it docsn’t| tion; it’s suspected he won't try to, pay them to antagonize the adminis-/pyt will seek to accomplish his pur: tration. ‘i poses with a club, Now, the present Republican party| He'll have the club all right— pis management is entirely # different | national committee ery tH prestige as an exceptionally success- ful campaign manager, his standing management from the one which ex- as White House spokesman, his ready BY CONDO CF (IGHNT, BLY Wou'ur There ure Massachusctts Republicans AVE TO MAKES IT Most of the Republican senators, outside the progressives, were iden- tified with the old management, But- ler not only is identified with the new one, but, as national committee chairman, actually is head of it. Butler takes his seat, too, under circumstances which his fellow sent- tors regard with disfavor. : Senator Lodge’s term had more than four years still to ran when he died. Governor Cox of Massa- chusetts appointed Butler to fill out the whole of it. He was. entitled to make the appointment but the Dem- ocrats say he had a right to fill the isted before the Cleveland conven- tion, The old management waa thrown out ut that time, none too po-| access to a president who is notori- litely. Naturally it didn’t like it. | ously difficult for most people to es- tablish close relations with or un- derstand, even. f Armed with a:club, Butler ‘has the reputation of a man who doesn’t hesitate to use it, jn short the Jaglestigns ro. hf will step at once into a position leadership. . He won't bear the leader’s title but it is foreseen that he may dis- pute authority with the senator who does, and perhaps do it more or less successfully. - Yet he’s a brand-new senator. He didn’t become one by election. Even 5 his right to continue being on vacancy only temporarily-until a| questioned. In ‘4 special ‘election-could be held. They] the dignified old-timers look at it. intend to try to force one. | The prospect of having to knuckly i tae ao ue ifa'g \ under to him is bitter. The Democra' ‘. howevér, arq not. the only ones who are -dissatistied... BEADSRESGRNDMARET cu 0 ADDB,