The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 4, 1924, Page 4

45: iy PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE| Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - Publishe: Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | CHICAGO - - - - DETROIT | Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, RURNS AND SMITH | NEW YORK : - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS j The American Press is ey ly entitled to the use or ication of all ne dispatches credited to it or not! otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. | All rights of republication of special dispatches herein ; are also reserved. j MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCU SUBSCRIPTION RATES Daily by carrier, per year Laaly by mail, per year in (in Bismarck).... PAYABLE IN ADVANCE __| 4 20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 | young actresses—who are so gool per \ s y by mail, outside of North Dakota... ceeeeces 6.00 indeed-— 2 chance to prove their cE anans plinth oe Jit | worth in classics comparable to ay Tae rary 'CPAPR |the musical ones, As it now is, THE STATE'S OLDES! NEWSPAPER {we have our Katherine Cornells (Established 1873) hand Winifred Lenihans making the ce SE a best of it in weak, flashy CONGRESS IN SHORT SESSION f sali te its iit a Six months of relief trom legislation and bickering have Deuraciteraae Dae uci cpriaen al Leen too great a relief to the voters to welcome a return cf the sixty-eighth Congress. The nation probably would DE SENECTUTE be safe if these elder and junior statesmen communed an- other six months with their constituents, but appropriation bills and other necessities of popular government beckon them to duty. | Probably no Congress ever convened which has been | ave completely discredited by the American people. La- ette and his henchmen, however, due to senate rule and, practice are still in a position to defy the popular will of the people, despite the fact that recognition by the party whose label they bear is denied. President Coolidge has confined his message doubtless j with this fact in view. Unless his policy changes between | now and March 4 or some emergency arises, the nation will have an additional respite when ‘this congress p into history. Of course the opportunity for Congress to bring relief | in the matter of taxation is still present, but it seems doubt- ; ful if the voice of the people as registered at the ballot bo: month will be heeded. Those obstructionists who j ose Coolidge prate about the will of the people on the hu.-tings but are deaf to it when the time comes to put into : those ideals which they preach in the public forum. , Just what the effect will be of the intention of republican | lers to ignore Ladd, LaFollette, Frazier and other insurg- , remains to be seen. Sometimes political expediency | tenipers disciplinary party action. Log rolling and the ne-! ecsity for votes by this or that faction may bring the in- susyents closer into the republican camp. Time only can teli. Republicans, however, generally approve of an action that brings discipline into party affairs. Progress is slow without such discipline. If the republican leader: 1 corrupt and vile as LaFollette and his henchmen said it was during the last campaign, they should feel complimented that « have been relieved from such bad company. De- é fact that the third party movement collapsed so the pathos cf the situation should appeal to such a (2 os as LaPollette. He toils happily in bitterness andj 2pes thet would set the average man’s teeth on ight to his palate. let the show go on. It will be a merry contest between the outlaws and the party leaders. Whether the people will gain out of such attrition and political travail remains to he seen. PUCCINI’S DEATH Music lovers the word over are mourning the death of Giacomo Puccini. He died recently in Brussels. Death was caused by a tumor at the root of the tongue. In New York city the other evening a graceful tribute was paid the composer by the Metropolitan Opera companv. | “La Boheme,” one of the composer’s most popular operas was the bill of the evening. In a pause of the action of this vivacious piece, the audience stood while the orchestra play- | ed Chopin’s funeral march. i Three operas fixed the fame of this composer putting ! his name well up with that of Verdi. They were “La! Boheme,” “Tosca’’ and “Madame Butterfly.” His gorgeous style captivated the people who love the | opera. Only Verdi and Wagner vied with him in the num- | ber of times their various operas were staged. | In America, “La Boheme” and “Madame Butterfly” WEES | the most popular of all his work, especially the latter.. On the continent “Madame Butterf never made the impres- | sion it did in New York and in other American cities. Its melodies were played by orchestras throughout the nation and as a musical “hit,” it approached the eclat that some | of the musical hits that sweep the nation today and swamp | the radio sets. | 1+ was Savage that endeared “Madame Butterfly” to the | music lovers of the nation. Sung in English, it’s dramatie : moments made a wide appeal. Its premiere in Italian was at the Metropolitan in 1907 with a cast headed by Farr Homer, Caruso and Scotti. | Puccini’s triumph came over a hard route as is usual | with those who achieve real success. Poverty and failure | best his early career, but he walked finally with kings and | potentates but still kept the common touch. Premier Mus solini capitalized Puccini’s popularity by official appoint- ment and he had a state funeral which will be followed by | the usual memorials and monuments in which his fame will be expressed in word, stone and wood, but the most lasting | mem¢ry will abide in the imperishable music he has left to delight this and future generations. : WORTHY OF SUPPORT " The suggestion advanced here by Governor-elect A. ) magnificen —|there, nine first nights ithe young actress ix alreac’y should be ed parts. | and THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Editorial Review Comments reproduced tn this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readera may have both sides of Import issues which are being discussed in the preas of |ouT OUR WAY By Williams | THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1924 A TRIP TO MARS By Albert Apple An airplane traveling 100 miles an hour would not get you to the planet Mars until you had shot onward through the day. space for about 40 years. At 1000 miles an hour, the trip would take four year: ERENT IN DRAMAS No airplane could travel 1000 miles an hour for me (New Yor When a come jiule t on to New eciial it is no vanquished reatness sings or 4 Most inevitably do Mozart, Bri and nes that need interpret situation drama, f out of big Moussorgsky such soned different ing. A grows in the field than her part It isa choice hetween ¢ Had we the reperior which European capitals have giving the best of we our (New York Heraid-Tribuney Not even at the age of 102 years does John A. Stewart give time to growing old. He chairman of the board of the U ed rust Company his in- terest il keen, 1 tacult been centenarians of d Most of the persons who MOMENTS WE® LI really have spanned) a century 4 have vegetated in. quict hamlets. iseahas THE HAVRIO The most. famous of all. Lui ~ -— than a few days without getting its machinery so hot it would be unable to function and continue its flight. Ke TO LIVE Over E PARTY. ny Cornaro, the Venetian noblen made a carecr of Jongevity, a liberately setting out at 40 to prove that he could live 100 years that others could if they chose. But he was not concernes ith the news of the Rialto. He would hardly have recommended | her es W street to Mr. Stewart as a] “Well, life prolonger. ELS As fluffy as eider-down, busy as bees, On that lovely summer morning.” “I know! hody We know Indeed, there w: the Riddle Lady " cried every- | ut?" she laughed. | nouted all the Mother | | Who know true reci AERO HTE! {One of “Punch’s” centenarians h: “Oh, dea sighed) the Riddle said, “It's vi mple tin’ 2) Lady. “I just knew I have made it reet start, ye see. 1 were born in] tog easy. Now let me see what I erybody 2” it, so good time.” r. Holmes advised a “ ADI can do patient who wowid live long to s a pout a prize for ybody guessed lect is parents carefully for sev-{don't you make one prize do for the 5 SU aaa whole crowd?” said Nancy, who was lik would be Mr. Rockefellers’ Hi ' smart little ion, The most whimsica)} at kind of a prize would ked the Riddle Lady. another riddle,” laughed e is that of a member of the Academy of Medicine who The Riddle Lady Do you like them : she asked. Yh, don’t we just!” Raid Jack and “We like them all to pieces.” laughed, too. well as that?” own motto, much the Eliot’s advocacy of * perament ex nM. of the common lease of life be- Well, then,” said the Riddle Lady, ynd the seriptu ternue is in, s tle short one. ‘What ir prospect They do not, how- letter’ 2” promise a race of centenar- remarked the Ten one in ten thousand | O'Clock Sehol to the W Man, j“it must Le un-con-sti-tu y. No,” said the Wise Man, “it must = z m-pre-hen-si-bil-i-ty.” Well the guessed 1 the long d words in the dictionary, but it ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS them. ked the Riddle Lady. ed everybody. said the Riddle I What dummies you “Anybody BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON might A SUMMER'S DAY RIDDLE “What is the next riddle?” asked! the Twins when the Riddle Lady had! stopped to think for a few minutes. | w I have one,” she said at last. | not a hard one. You should | be able to guess it in about two min- | utes.” So she began: Be| “I saw some ships go sailing by, One summer’s day in the morning, And what do you think they looked like then? |Some looked like monks—some look-| In Paris, a merchant trying to ed like men, collect a 4000-frane stocking bill will But no two were alike—there were watch where his goods go more ten times ten, closely after this. | That summer's day in the morning. | i A California ronomer claims “These ships were sailing the deep Methuselah died at 80 instead of the blue. sky, proverbial 969, Anyway, it’s an old That summer's day in the morning, | One was a gnome in a tasselled ca One was a bear in a hunter's trap, | Warder Edv of Parksville And one was a kitten just having a Ky., killed a timber wolf, so nap, will have something to talk That summer's day in the morning. _- | The first sign of Christmas is watched when the boy had rather study than work crossword puz argument. about “I lay in the them go That summer's day in the morning, | One was a goose shedding tufts of down, clover and We cuss and criticize the rich, ye all of us would be millionaires if didn’t take so much money. One rollicking cireus-clown, And one was all chimneys like Lon- down Town, f That summer's day in the morning. en people who tell the truth are g business is getting better. Now what do you think these ships could be? That I watched that summer morn- ing, The hardest word cro: uring out what to say when your puzzle is wife gets mad at you. hanging their shapes with each Do your Christmas shopping ea passing breeze, Of course you won't do it, but | Turning from houses and people to way, it’s a timely warning. | eee soit __' Only a few more weeks of Leap Year. Marry now and avoid the i ‘@ rush, { LITTLE JOE } (Copyright, 1 EA Service, Inc.) — ee eee - - Sorlie that a radio station be established in the state capital | is.worthy of support by Bismarck agencies. It is a new | agency by which the truth may be told the world about} North Dakota. Information could be broadcast concerning | the wonderful resources of the state, and the radio is still} enough ofa novelty that it would be impressive to have pro- | grams broadcasted throughout the country from what some | ople of the East are pleased to call “the far Northwest.” Programs peculiarly western in nature could be arranged to be interpersed with the programs of different nature of- fered by other stations. The legislature could well afford to make provision for the broadcasting station. Many persons complain about the cost of necessities who insist on going the limit on luxuries. The person who is not willing to follow the rules should be put out of the game without ceremony. . We have’ prosperity, but not enough of it to go, around. | ———— —————— WET CELLARS AND ORY | A Thought "@ALLERS ARE TWO (@--—— ~~ ——-—--# OF THE BEST KNOWN | Seest thou a man diligent in his sein business? He shall stand hefore Cy PAPFINI TIES _ kings.—Prov. oe Be 28 \ i Business dispatched business well done; busines. but business hurried is ill) done. Bulwer-Lytton. PRACTICAL Bute, Engiand, cilman who gave > mayor of Bute tias "been sentenced to ten days in jail. The cigar exploded and burned off the mayor’s mus- tache, which was red. and dropped low over his honor’s chin. Other aldermen reported they had suffer- ed in similar ways at.the hands of the practical joker. \ « x Lye | FER FROM LE! 0 JOHN ALD CONTINUED Jack, you have often wondered who » Ruth the money to start that rie shop. Don't you remember | at one time you accused her of | eeping back some of the money that | belonged to Harry Ellington's credi- ors when he left her? Do you re-| member when you found he | he roll of bills from my md the quarrel that you had? Part of that money was to be paid the shop, and that money ESCOTT, exme | rom the sale of some of those earls | [ got more than I expected for! » dack. T only wanted enough © pay your debt for which Harry | HMington had made you lial afraid, afraid, | and. | uss about it all Tw: Jack, of you, my hus I knew that in a way, the fact th I have had a business—even a suc ful business without your knowledge wanted his wife to have any. “If a man’s wife made him happy and kept ine home a 4 nt place in. which to live that was all that was neces- (this but I found t up against i: and I knew that we could be very successful in a shop of the kind in which we have proved successful, if we had a little money, when I foung myself unexpectedly in thousand dollars, Ruth was s impulsively 1 and together we started the shop. Of course, I couldn’t tell you about lit as long as you didn’t know about out about them you were so hurt EVERETT TRUE OF RECURRING POUTI DEDUCTIONS FROM SYLLOGISMS. THIS, TO BE SouRE, 'S | | AXlOmMATIC, --- Yes, “OBSCURATION "SYLLOSISMs’— ‘AXIOMATIC’ —" ! rt CAN TECK The Tangle : PRESCOTT, 2 -will hurt your pride very much. 1} 2 times | | go a eae Is This Your | have heard you say many when speaking of Sally Atherton’s| business efficiency that you were 1 had none and that Get THES AX SSA ee TRwlliaxs I had kept from you that Ever since Ruth married I been try ere here at the h what a te ble time de: j over Karl and Alice, and this, coupl- with my great sunderstanding with you. Ruth and I have talked it would have had th t, but I just didn’t. writing to me for confirmation before I hope she hasn't told; he told you | you yet. (Copyright, 1 i Birthday THURSDAY, DEC. Iwill be filled with ms | things. jvalue to you. |should worry | people born th: |mit their worr over business to be carries Beware of moods, alwa repaid in all ways. | More than bus C d so angry and your pride seemed buried so deeply in the dust because | secret, I could not tell you this other one. have g to Ret up courage enough lain the whole thing to you, but you will remember that when you! time of father’s| we had! and my an- for my mother, made me feel} 1 could not add to it another over} y times and I know that perhaps | courage That’s all. h day I was hoping and pray- ing that I could be brave enough to! 2 Brad- at I owned half} T hate to bring it all up again,| write it in a letter, when’ yesterday‘ Jack. I have wanted to tell you|TI had a very nasty note from your ‘bout it ever since you fourl out! mother saying that Pr that the pearls were real. But at| ford had found out t first I had to keep silent for both} the shop or at least she understood Ruth Burke Karl Whitney's! that 1 did. ake and made such She, over mother, said she EA Service, Inc.) no man | @——___.___ lg 4.— Your y interesting It is destined that you will ‘travel considerable, and experiences Jack, I never intended to go into|en these journeys will be of great s only natural that one day are apt to per- No airplane could ever carry fuel for a trip of four years or more. Of course, power might possibly be electrical, received by radio from a super-station back here on earth. Any way you look at it, even the wildest dreamer cannot see any possibility of men ever flying out to visit other world. Nature has chained us to our earth and its immediate vicinity. There is no escape except by death. A flying trip to the moon is not impossibie in the future centuries when men will be phenomenally advanced in in- vention compared with now. { Airplanes that will travel 1000 miles an hour are just a matter of time. A plane of that speed would travel from the earth to the moon in about 10 days. To the moon and back in three weeks or less! | esasnbeats! The flying machine is undoubtedly man’s greatest in- vention to date, in the sense of being marvelous on a big | s¢ale, with the possible exceptions of X-ray and radio. H How long until you'll own your own airplane, a flying flivver, safe to ride in? Sooner than anyone expects. {New York, Dee. 4.—'The newest way | and hear a bell ringing—with nobody jof making easy money in Gotham is! paying any attention to it. I often | to become a professional co-respond- | wonder what good those bells do ent in divorce cases. Large fees are} Last night on an uptown street | paid to those who are willing to be|near Fifth avenue an alarm in an the “young lady,” or the “other man” | importer’s shop started to ring. A in the proving of the only ground {crowd gathered. In an upper win- for divorce in this state. dow a light went on and off and the cireumstanti imaginative saw in it a code message jand since it is not necessary t being flashed in dots and dashes. A | third side of the triangle be publicly detail of police arrived as the crowd abvied i tHoWolb de nbbelpartiealanly | patnered Gath rain, After a long | difficult to play. Size of the fee de-| wait the cops came out and reported pends on the means of the parties to| that the wet weather had caused a | the divorce, but in all cases it is up-| short circuit. j ward of $100, | Srote | sennelcz | The cloak and suit houses have j Prohibition officers know when) given up the idea of establishing | their rum blockade has sprung a leak} sales headquarters in Chicago and other western cities Buyers refuse to buy there. It seems that half of the fun being a buyer is the annual or semi-znnual trip to New York and its attendant festivities. |by the number of selzures made in- | | land. The number of bootleggers cars | jand trucks caught on Long Island re-| cently indicates that the present} leak is a Montauk Point, because the | autos are coming from that direction when apprehended, Despite the vast} tem organized by dry agents the ystem devised by the rum runners | seems even more efficient. In the hooch joints in the neigh- borhood of the Brooklyn Navy Yard a code of bird names is used. If x | fellow with a particularly deep thirst | wants a“‘double shot” he calls for a There are hundreds of electric bell! blue bird. If he asks for a red bird, burglar alarms throughout the Sev- | the bartender knows he wants a slug enth avenue fur district. These bells} of gin. And so on. are supposed to ring if a door or win- | —JAMES W. DEAN. dow is molested. Almost any night | you may walk through that district | (Copyright, 1924, NEA Servi FABLES ON HEALTH: to} e, Inc.) was CAREFUL OF THE EYES Most people are content to use, familiar to those who have gone to || their eyes to the utmost capacity| eye specialists. ‘These are generally |] without thought of strain or future.) corrected through the prescription of Mr. Jones of Anytown was that} way until his oculist brought him to! Eye diseases, such as pinkeye and a sudden halt. j trachoma, can be acquired by using Most parts of the body can be re-| towels, face cloths or handkerchiefs paired to some extent, in one way or| of a person thus bothered. another. But if the delicate optic! Eye strain arises generally from nerve is out of commission there is! wrong usage; bad light or overuse; real trouble ahead. 3 getting light from the wrong direc- The four fundamental troubles} tion with constant glare in the eyes which generally affect eyesight ,are/ and from similar causes. This should life deals, | eye defects, eye strains, eye acei- xe a chief source of care. Eye acci- dents or eye diseases. lenfs‘are not easily prevented and too Of these, eye defects are quite; are most frequently caused by di: This only injures the health. vs be cheer- ded it over to Ruth|ful and hew to the line, you will be | 100 tons of tickets ar {the pearls, and when you did find|sold annually by the London Omni- common and are frequently due to/ particles and sand. Where the part near-sightedness, far-sightedness or) cle is ingrained a physician should astigmatism—words that may sound; be consulted. ities have taken steps to curb the terpsichorean frolics of Vienna's younger set. In the future, dancing teachers may not hold classes with- | MARK TWAIN'S NEVADA | CABIN TO BE PRE- SERVED IN RENO PARK i Reno, Dec. 4.—The cabin in which BY CONDO LADITS AND GENTLEMEN. | IN (TS COMMENDABLE EFFORTS To | COMPREHEND THE MULTITUDINOUS PHASES CAL JUNCTURES, A PRE PONDERATING PERCENTAGE OF THE | JAMERICAN CLECTORATE GROPES IN AN OBSCURATION TRULY STYGIAN. THE CROWD 1S NOT GIVEN Ta DRAWING jout licenses and all public dance halls in Vienna must be closed by midnight. —| Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) lived |for a time at Aurora, Nev., is to be brought to Reno and placed in one of the parks. ‘The cabin is situated TRULY STYGIAN “= att ‘BY. THIS BoY’'S MAKE MING. IY ( QstT- AWAY THAT ITS TIME: Te on the property of George Wing- field, mining magnate, who is pre- | furnishings. | The abode is much as Mark Twain | left it when he deserted the west for the east. The stove on which he j cooked, though a trifle antiquated, is still in its place, and the. wooden bunk on which the famous author re- {clined when he thought out some of his western tales is intact. It was in this cabin that he wrote “Roughing It” and many other stor- ies that carried the tang of Nevada. | ite a = H TOO MUCH DANCING ; Vienna, Vec.4.—The dance craze has swept Austria. Worried by the growing popularity of jazz, author- paring to transfgr title to it and its| YPRES SOON TO HAVE CHAPEL TO SHELTER BRITISH MOURNERS London, Dec. 4—Church of England authorities have completed plans for the erection in or near Ypres of a memorial church to be used by the many thousands of persons annually making pilgrimages to the graves of the Brit dead who fell during the four years fighting in the Ypres sa- lient. The church will be designed by one of the foremost of British archi- | tects, and will be erected in the form of a cross, with belfry, chancel and | nave. While it will be primarily for | the use of the Church of England, facilities for worship will be afford- ed communicants of other denomina- tions. @round? -Our appetite’s hooked rises and cannot be downed. | But, then comes the break, and it ; some pork chops that reinstate men. just taking the flavored air in. and vim. iss SS EE Ah, then is the time when your syst a home-prepared meal is a treat. ‘ . wx is ‘no’ good as the odor of food when the suppertime hour roils ee. a = —~ eS Men'come home at night and their ambition light is dimmed through the work of the day. The ginger and pep's fallen way out of atcp apd the laziness felling’s at play. And no matter how fagged, or how weary and dragged, Mister when the grub’s being cooked. 4 Yea, it may be'a steak or ‘The odor will rise | and you soon realize that you're pepped up all over again. The good wife is cooking and hubby stands looking, Some meatstuff is broil- ing, potatoes are boiling. gThe stove works with vigor item's in rhyme, for Hubby shouts, “When do we eat? 4 4 + xX