The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 24, 1924, Page 4

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THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873 ATTITUDE TOWARD INSURGENTS Flushed with the overwhelming victory at the poll on November 4, many Republican leaders seem imbued with the idea of wreaking vengeance upon recalcitrant members of Senate and House and going out of their way to empha-j} sive the exile which the voters thrust upon them. It i entirely natural feeling. The Republican Party, ¢! h responsibility in the last two Congresses, found itself unvble to exert its full power because of dissension within its own ranks. The voters have seen fit to give the Repub- licans a clear majority without the aid of the insurgents the party has been given power as well as responsibility. The Republican Party, through its legislative majority must go its own way and build up its own record regardless of those bearing the title Republican who would destroy the party. But the mere desire to bring humiliation upon insurgents, or the display of vindicativeness, will bring the party nothing. President Coolidge is not apt to set an example for the rest of the Republican Party in this regard. The utter fair-mindedness of the President, his keen per- soaa! sense of the obligation of service to all the people of the nation, doubtless will lead him to endeavor to unite ail factions and to seek aid from all for the common good. It is to be hoped that the Republican majority in Congress ! offer to the insurgents every opportunity to join in 1 lesome service to the nation. HAIR “Baby, nine weeks old, has had six haircuts.” You saw he» picture in the papers—little Alice Sue Winder of Nor- fo.lk, Va. tn cases like this iy “Over-active endocrine glunds.” The thyroid in maturity, and the thymus gland to considerable extent in youth, regulates the growth and texture of the hair. If a universal cure for baldness ever is discovered, it'll be a glandular extract. Why discover it? Bald - headed men point out, grass never grows on a busy strect COMMERCIAL FLYING English commercial airships in five years have carried 50,000 passengers, the planes traveling a total of four mil- lion miles. And only six deaths took place. However, that’s one killed out of every 8400 — one death for every 667,000 miles of flying. Air travel will have to be safer before the public takes it up on any large scale. Safety will come. Railroad journeys once were highly hazardous. Now it reads on’ most accident policies that the company will pay you double liability if death takes place on a train. AUTO ACCIDENTS One of the most dangerous places to be is in an auto, claims a prominent insurance expert. Thirty per cent of the accidents he investigates occur in autos. Almost as many accidents (25 per cent of total) happen in homes. Commonest home accidents are cuts, falling down stairs, slipping from ladders. However, regardless of where you are, safety is largely a matter of personal caution. Develop the safety-first habit in your children. Worth more than a large cash legacy. BREATHE DEEPLY Science note: Shivering in cold weather is an automatic response to the body’s demand for more oxygen, according to a lecturer at London School of Medicine. So breathe deep- ly to get warm. The lecturer, Pro. Cullis, compares the human body to a moisr car engine. Your fuel is oxygen. Sleeping with bed- roor indows closed is like trying to run an auto without g the gas tank. Ni NCES To remove carcasses of dead animals from its streets, uding 75,000 cats, costs New York City $181,000 a year. he day is approaching when cities, for health reasons, if no other, will have to prohibit dogs and cats, says an ex- cited reader. He’s unnecessarily agitated. A century of dogs and cats does less harm than a minute of flies and rats. Above all, swat the wintertime fly, of powerful endur- ance. | oe | | INVISIBLE INSECTS | Unnoticed, insects all about us carry on elaborate civili- zations. Ants are as busy as people, and quite as serious about it. -,- From Trinidad comes a museum collection of “parasol They cultivate underground farms, growing tiny hvooms for food as methodically as any truck gardener. For all we know, their activities may be quite as important “in the great scheme of things” as our own. CANCER ‘ancer remains a baffling mystery. Experts tell the American College of Surgeons: Their researches indicate that there is no universal cancer germ, but rather a variety of parasites that cause this dread malady. A cure for one might not affect other groups. Imaginative ancients regarded cancer as a monster that attaches itself to the body. Surgery now finds, in cancers, what look like liver, lung and kidney cells SUCCESS 5 Editorial Review Comments reproduced in thi column or may not expr may or the opinion of The ree They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are Bene discussed in the press of the day. FLORENCE KLING HARDING Florence Kling Harding drifted in- to death Her prime motive for li ing, her h d, gone, there was little to live for, save to write his y, und she had scant heart not strange that she lived | en months after the death esident. She made Warren} G, Harding. It was hg who was the} drifter when she married him, editor | of a small paper loaded down with es, in 1891, He liked life he found it—but she regarded it something to be molded in capable | hands. She saw possibilities in the abilities of this kindly man. She virtually became general manager of the Marion Star—and helped him make it into a newspaper that one day sold for nearly half a million dollars, Politics beckoned, and she aided | him more—through the legislature of Ohio, to the United States Senate | and into the White House, Her de- termination kept her at his side. She went with him to Washington—on a stretcher, but she went. She arose from a sickbed and came with him to St. Paul on his tour in 1920—but she came. She disregarded invalidism to accompany him on his last trip but she was with him when he died at Golden Gate. She lived to be t lady of the land through the omplishments she helped her husband to She lived to see the front porch, where she had sewed and dreamed for him, famous throughout the na- tion. She lived to see success crown the succeeding goals of effort she helped mark out for him, Is it} strange that since his death, she be- came the drifter, her fighting spirit | gone? One of the most remarkable women that ever was mistress of the | White House, first lady in her own | right, she will be mourned as was | the kindly man in whom her soul! found its most noble expression ! Paul Dispateh, fi ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON |; “Dear me,” said the Riddle Lad, “I'm sorry the Fat Man of Bombay isn't here to hear the next Riddle. 1 do think he might guess it.” | “What's that? What's that?” culled | the Fat Man who had been dozing } in Mrs. John’s rocking chair on the front porch of the House-That-Jack- Built. “1 owas j dle Lad: t saying,” said the Rid- that you should be inere + te guess my next riddle.” The Fat Man straightened his tur- ‘an and fixed his sash and knocked the ashes out of his long pipe. Then he waddled down to the orchard yhere the Twins and Daddy Gander and all the Mother Goose people were waiting. “All right! D'nr here now,” the Fat Man sitting down cross ged on the grass. “This is the riddle,” ale Lady: -boot I see you! e do not mind if I stare; When I see a hole I must poke my hear through, Like Aunt Sally Anne at the Fair. “My neck is so weak that it waggle. about, sa said the Rid- a body, which without doubt, A surprisingly singular thing.” “Hold on! Hold on!” cried the Fat Mun “No fair using hard words. What does that mean?” Singular means queer,” said the is, y didn't so?” seid the Fat Man. “It wouldn't rhyme properly did,” said the Riddle Lady. y goodness! Is this a party or a grammer cla: ed Old Lady Banberry don’t you go on?” you if 1 riddle * demand- the Riddle paper. “Oh, yes, here it is. verse: “I keep you a Tug, I fasten coat, The first’ part of my name (now you'll have to think hard) Has something to do with « goat. | “Fat folk and sneezes and clothes ngers tight, Are the things I most shrinkingly | dread, | If I'm careless and don’t hold with | all of my might, Pop! I'm ruined, for off goes my head.” “It sounds like the Queen in Won derland,” said Solomon Grundy “Just exactly. She was always ‘offing with people's heads.” ” “Well,” said the Fat Man of Bom- | bay, “Fve thought of everything from lamps to limpets. I don't know what it is.” “Hooray!” cried Nick. “1 It’s a button.” “How in the world coul@ 1 ever gvess that?” criedjthe Fat Man. “1 Gcn’t wear buttons. I haven’t such a thing about met” Did you sneeze them off?” ask- ed Nancy. And everybody laughed so loud end so long that nobody noticed what Nick’s prize was—and I forgot te ask. Lady looking over her ‘Third sng as a bug in a | your clothes and your know! (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) A Thought He was a bobbin boy 30 years ago in a mohair plush mill. It’s revealed that in 1928 he paid income tax of over $84,- 000. The man in question is high up in the Massachusetts textile industry. - What has become of the other bobbin boys he worked alongside? A safe bet, most of them never “got anywhere,” So-called opportunity is often, to considerable extent, - just another name for natural ability and persistency. ~‘}- Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of srace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need—Heb. 4:16. eee fh We make way for the man who boldly pushes past us.—Bovee. grap THBUNE WANT ADDs, - THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | Lest He Forget attain. | he price of eggs may come down } ugain, indicating those keeping eggs ! in cold storage have cold feet. 1 Every now and then some Euro- pean country says she wants pea b nut seldom tries to prove it. i Government experts are ad 1 us to set mouse traps for s and no doubt the mice are willing. It costs $50 to go by airplane fram New York to Chicago, and even tien | you aren’t so much ‘better off. The geese are flying dodge the goose pimples. south to} A pickpocket broke his leg trying | to escape in St. Louis, so you see it never pays to hurry too much. ‘The newest Paris gowns are low in the back and high in the front, but a wise woman can just wear her old dresses backward, One new senator s he may wear overalls in Washington, and if he does we hope he has them press- ed, Just to show what ‘ambition will do, a New Jersey cow gave almost twelve thousand pounds of milk in one year. !A hunter, lost in the Michigan woods, lived on carrots. This is al- | most as terribla as living on tapioca pudding. Detroit? woman says she shot a man because she loved ‘him. Better throw a few es at your wife. A man in Alabama who may think | it is hereditary has adopted the fam- ily of a late moonshiner. The Seattle wife asking divorce because her hubby cut her hair may } claim it was barberous treatment. Financial writer says lower taxes are not in sight, agreeing with us| that al] taxes are out of sight. California astronomers are puzzl- ed over a new comet, which may merely be a movie actor all lit up. The German people have faced so many crises it _ myst keep ineir whiskers worn down to the skin. a bout, jeveryday conversation. | eay with a pleasantnes LETTER FROM JOHN PRESCOTT TO LESLIE COTT, CONTINUED | N | known. She would like to have her stay with her as her younger sister, but Zoe, that’s the girl's quite independent and wants to do for herself. This one thing which Harry lington did trouble he made for others, He seemed determined that his sister ould have the best education pos- ble and when she found her brother whom she had always+thought rich, had left nothing, she tried to put this learning to some good use. “As soon as I found that she spoke French so well,” Ruth “I imme- diately thought of Leslie and little Jack, for Leslie will have to be look- ing out for a governess for him very soon.” It rather-made me smile to, think of Jack who can as ter the words ‘mother’ learning French. I said something of this to Ruth and she replied ser- iously that” every child should Jearn a foreign language before he learned his own, She was quite convincing and I’m going over to her house to- night as y girl over, in Ruth thinks she is I will send her over to you with Mrs. Atherton, She might be a great help to you as com- panion and social secretary until our little daughter makes he pearance on the ‘scene. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) ’ paneaune I had a little talk with Ruth | Burke over the telephone today. I} have never heard her voice sound so} happy. K 1 wonder if you have also found Leslie, that people can seldom disguise their voices in ordindry Instinctive! they will drop into the raspy cad- ences of unhappiness, or the pathetic hollowfess of grief that suits their| mood. When a person is sounds full and reson: is a lilt in it thal El- py his voice it and there strikes the There, you didn’t think 1 was analytical as that, did you, Perhaps I am learning some of it from you, but most of all I am learn- ing it through Mrs, Atherton, whose own ‘yoice chan; Imost from hour to hot with her moods, and from the people who come to me for positions, T can almost always tell whether they really need. the position or not It is easier to tell from their voices if they need the jobs than it is to tell if they are capable of filling them. Ruth al had a pathetic minor tone in her voice after Harry went away. I think it was from her that I first began to notice the difference that happiness or grief made ‘in voices, . Ruth told me more in detail the sume surprising news she wrote to you. It seems that Harry Elling- ton’s sister was young enough to have been Hurry s daughter. They did not the same mother, Strange, isn’t it, that after all that Harry had done to Ruth, after he had almost broken her heart he was sure of her loyalty and forgiveness, so sure that he could leave to her as a kind of legacy this girl. Ruth, of course, wants the girl to stay with her. Says that she is the sweetest young woman she has ever EVERETT TRI OWNS STRANGE CAT London, Nov. 24.—The proprietor of a local movie house received a cat and a litter of kittens by ex- press. Accompanying the gift was this message: Dear Sir: Every time I see a new reel at your thea- ter, there is always a picture of a cat’ who is nursing dogs or chickens or mice—anything but kittens. I think it is unusual, therefore, that my cat is nursing real kittens. Please take their pictures. A FRIEND. RY CONDO name, is| Hous offset some of the} MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1924 UNTIL DEATH DO YS PART By Albert Apple i Here is romance of the sort that persists through all ; human history. Mary MacLaren, one of the pioneer movie | stars, has retired from the screen. Married about a month {ago in California, she has sailed with her husband, a British \army officer, to spend the rest of their days at army posts. | From the fascinating life of movieland, Mary MacLaren | retires to the obscurity of a lonely military station in north- {ern India. ! You are familiar with her screen work, among the more | recent being “The Face in the Fog” with Lionel Barrymore, '“The Uninvited Guest” and “The Dark Swan,” this latter filmed in Jamaica with considerable color photography. 5 ! i To young women who are deluded that a star career in |the movies would be the greatest thing life could give them, | we recommend the wise example of Mary MacLaren. ' | She knew, in spurning her movie career for a home at the? joutskirts of civilization, that love is the greatest thing in i ife. More than that, it—with the joy of parenthood—is the ; only thing that really counts. | The young woman who is happily married has something |far better than movie statdom. \ | | Happiness is in obeying natural processes. And nature ‘intended us primarily to work for a living and to reproduce. 'Commendable is the desire for a career to perform service for humanity, whether the service is in making drudgery {easier for all or counteracting monotony and making people iforget their troubles for the moment by entertaining them {on the silver screen or otherwise. | Understandable, too, is the desire for a career based on a i craving to shine in the spotlights. All is vanity. | _ What, after all, is real success? It is not in the mere ob- taining of power. Nor is it in acquiring vast riches. Su- preme success is in being a good citizen and a good father or mother—making loved ones happy, keeping the home as our greatst institution, and bringing irto life babies, then guiding them that they may better perform the tasks of this spiritual gymnasium known as life. New York, Nov. fellows, lets’ go up 24.—-Come —on,! They had to wait until all Ne boys to the Seidet| were in the trenches before they put House for a skittle or two of beer.| over this pussyfoot soft-pedal, | What, never been in the Seidel} sead-pop prohibition thing. Nothin’ the best place in town.| but a lot! of high-collars drinkin’ Sclls nothing but beer, but it’s the; belly-wash now. Why, a doctor told real thin| o ether or potash in it} me soda pop is nothin’ but waver te give it a kick. Sawdust on the | and marble-dust. Yessir, New York's flcor. Spit any place you want.} the only place for a red-blooded man. *’ Brass rail for your foot and the best | Fill Chris, lunch in town for 20 cents. Beer's make it four, will 20 cents a seidel, but its worth i*.| ycu? Fellows, | want you to meet Come on, let's go! an old friend of mine. John D., Beales fellows! Looks like John D., don’t he? Say, wouldn’t John D. sell his false teeth if he could stand up here and drink beer with us? What gcod’s his money do him? Four more," Chris! Why, John D.’s a bum. He can't do nothin’ but sit around. The huntin’ season’s on now, But John D, can't go huntin’. Did you hear that Pinchot made everybody quit hunting over in Pennsylvania. Yes- sit, forest fires. That’s the reason® they can't hunt, forest fires— Why, Pennsylvania don’ nothing about forest fires. fornia they have real forest . And they have climate there. ‘That's why all the movies are made there, California climate. Four seidels’ Chris! No, make mine a cigar. A cigar, Chris, Yeh, but they don’t have beer in California now. You can have your climate, I'l take beer. Say, guys, it’s getting warm in here. Let's get the air, fresh air. It'll do us good, a littie walk in the air— 4 sls, Chris. How d’you Takes you back to the huh? Were you ever in Cincinnati? That was the place! Best free lunch in the ecuntry, Waiters carried you halt a dozen sandwiches for a ten-cent tip. Yeh, boy! And Weilert’s, where George B. Cox hung out. And Niemes’s. And Schuler’s; Those Ge-- sure knew how to cook. Fill ‘em up agan, Chris. You can talk about Cincinnati, but Pisco John’s on the waterfront in Frisco was the place. Why, 1 used to— Say, you fellows never were in the old Knickerbocker Grill here in New York,.were you? Nothin” out in the sticks like that. Look at all the hick towns now. No beer, nothin’ but a lot of white mule and rotgut to drink out there now— were you ever in Hinky 's in Chi? Go in there, you used to, and get a schooner of beer for a nickel and the barkeep would shoot you an electric shock on the rail— Three more, Chris. saying was that *out in the they don’t know nothing. If vote as New York votes, there wouldn’t be any prohibition. This guy Hill down in Maryland’s got the right idea. He belongs up here in New York. Bottoms up! Three sei- dels, Chris. Let’s have some sand- wiches, too. I guess you're right. They’re sure a lot of joy-killers out im the sticks. FABLES ON HEALTH. ENCOURAGE. DANCING Three sei this? good old da: in: Foucar’ Buick, Ford, ) Dodge, Buick, Ford, Buick, Dodge, Ford, Ford, Ford, Ford—all Fords, all Fords now. Hey Taxi! { Yellow taxi, red taxi, red tah, checker taxi, yellow taxi, red taxi, red taxi, red taxi, red taxi— Hey, PURPLE TAXI! —dJAMES W. DEAN. What I was |. sticks they'd Packard, Most people in Anytown, as else- where, danced because they enjoy- ed dancing. But the beneficial exercise in- volved is very seldom considered. Yet, next to proper walking and breathing, dancing is the best form | cf exercise. Man has danced his | way down through centuries, but BIR MONDAY, NOV, 24- Those born t day must beware of moods. You are just as capable as anyone, «nd if your work does not seem to be uppreciated it is because you per- mit yourself to be sulky and those near you are afraid to approach you. Jealousy is often quite pronounc- ed in those born this day and you must learn that to bring true love you will have to love equally true end faithfully. AY GERMAN EDITOR DARES WOMEN TO SHAVE THEIR HEADS AS MEN DO: Dresden, Nov. 24.—-“If women will cut off their hair and shave their necks why don’t they shave their heads all over the way many Ger- man men do who regard themselves as very aristocratic and distinguish- ed?” is the challenge a German edi- tor makes to women of fashion{ “Many men who belong to’ the Steel Helmet organization have shaved heads. It is a distinct mark of the officer class, and since women are organizing a feminine branch of the Steel Helmets they should also shave their heads.” ‘ I TOL. ‘You WHAT Ww TCL IT TO THE CHEF, AND THEN It Ove GOT ANY SPARS Times (TCL BS ALL RIGHT WITH MS AnD VISIT WITH YOUR FRIGND I! ‘generally with a motive other than exercise. He has been happy and danced in glee, or agitated and danc- ec in ritual or rage. It has ever been a great emotional outlet. Circulation of the blaod, muscles and nerves are all greatly benefited by the dance. Dancing in the out- of-doors, however clumsy, is a fine form of exercise. Rhythmic dancing of all sorts gives a harmony to the body museles and there is # relaxa- tion enjoyed that no other exercise | affords. : = WANT TO GAT, IR You CoMS BACK Expecting Next morning when the C Perched high upon his OUT OF LUCK (Florence Borner) The grace, charm and beauty cul- tivated are not lightly to be con- sidered, 7 So dancing should be encouraged —and this doesn’t let the old folks — out. WALKS ROPE IN SLEEP Sydney, Australia, Nov. 24.—Leav- ing bed in her sleep, Mrs. Katharine Koontz climbed out of the window and walked across a clothesline stretched over an. alleyway to her neighbor’s ‘house. Reacning the other house, still asleep, she kicked out the window. glass and fell into the room, awaking uninjured. y Said Mr. Turkey Gobbler to his pretty little wife; “Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day, I’m fearing for my life, I saw the farmer sharpening his ax out in the shed, So I am ‘sort of worrying for fear I lose’ my ‘head.” “I'm getting rather anxious dear, for I have just decided, There’s times in life when everyone by instinct shoula be guided, And tho I don’t believe in fate and am not superstitous, There’s many a longing eye now cast on turkey dinner vistas.” “So I will quickly pack my. grip and visit for awhile, Since just about this time of year a turkey’s right in style; Old Colopel Jones lives abwn the road about a mile or so, He's known ag everybody's friend, so there’s the place to go.” So Mr. Gobbler started out to visit this good friend, if, things went all right, @ day or two he'd spend; Then when Thanksgiving Day was past he'd hurry home again, "Twas thus he thought he would defeat the wily ways 6f men. é at: surprise, praairar size, ‘A edd kina "Provideice Mib sent o unnkey tour Samar 4 Ever since their marriage 70 years ago, Mr. and Mrs. Robert Carlyle have lived together in the same cot- tage at Lacey Green, England.