The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 12, 1924, Page 4

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Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 - THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) THE SECOND CORN SHOW Bismarck today opens the doors of the Second Annual uth Dakota Corn Show. The inauguration of an annual c among corn growers of the state and an exposition ef the success in corn-r ng in North Dakota was heralded * and wide last year as one of the most important steps presenting the true facts about North Dakota to her own pe ple and to people of other states. result of the Corn Show last year thousands of peo- xg outside North Dakota learned to their surprise North Dakota can raise as good corn as other states, ne Corn Belt no longer is confined to a few middle- lest 5 a result of local contests and more careful un unusually fine exposition of corn growing is Every person who is able to visit the show sclection sented. uld d; so, and the information gained should be spread a. far and wide as possible. Wheat is a fine cash crop, and if North Dakota were able to rvest a good wheat crop each year, it is doubtful if there would be any urge to diversifed farming or to corn But the wheat lands of North Dakota eventually repext the tale of wheat lands of other sections of the country, and wili give way to other products. ; raising has made a tremendous increase in the st: The year 1924, declared the most unfavorable corn awe hroughout the Middle West and Northwest, neverthe- les ‘seen as fine corn produced in North Dakota as can be vlueced, marck invites visitors to the Corn Show, and hopes thot its continuation may be of some service in spreading correct information concerning North Dakota. GIANT BUILDING The tallest building in the World is being erected—not It will rise 408 feet higher in New York, but in Rome, Italy. than ta ing. : Phe will contain 4500 rooms, 100 halls. theate:. im, swimming pools, ete. It will be used main, sporting events and training athletes. Its name will be the Moi» Lictoria. Building a Tower of Babel in the interests of sports rather than science is quite appropriate in our generation. However, for one Mole Lictoria. we have thousands of laboratories and universities. American Bankers’ Association urges Uncle Sam to nego- tiate with foreign governments to eliminate the passport system. Then you co travel freely from one country to another. No chance. The passport in Europe is more a police than a tourist device. We might profit by the German system, making every new arrival in a town report to police head- quarters within 24 hours to get his “papers” o. k.’d. Fugi- tives would be more readily traced, even in a large country. APE-MAN An ape-man saw a forest fire started by lightning. He picked up a piece of wood, blazing at one end, and ran into the darkness with it. That was man’s first form of artificial illumination. Recently Gene Sarazen played golf at night, the course illuminated by an electric searchlight of 400 million candle- powe Later this powerful light will seem, to future men, as primitive as the upe-man’s blazing fagot seems to us to- day. We are barbarians, by future standards. AUSE OF WAR organizations will meet in Washing: “to determine the cause and cure of S'x large women’: . D. C., in Januar The cause of war (barring rebellions for freedom) is us- ually profit. ‘Vhe cure for such wars is to take away the profit. Draft- -ing factories and dollars, the same as conscripting human bodies, would work wonders. STOLEN AUTOS Five autos, stolen in New York, were traced to Holland where they had been sold. This leads to arrest of three “leadeis of an international auto-stealing ring’”—something new in crime, exports and big enterprises. lr emphasizes that the theft of autos is becoming a highly ‘org: nized criminal industry. One way to check it is to make == all car drivers carry papers proving their ownership, with fingerprints and signatures attached. LINCOLN When Abraham Lincoln ran for president his campaign fund was only $100,000. Douglas spent half as much. Bryan ran three times. His fund averaged $600,000 for .each comnaign. McKinley held the record for a single candidate, his -fund in 1896 being $16,500,000. The 1924 funds will be known later. ct STRENGTH John de Vito, 18, modern Samson, is shown in news pic- tures lifting one end of an auto holding 13 people. Any one =-ean do the same thing with a lifting jack. Brute strength doesn’t count much any more, except in occupations where inventors have not yet figured out how to use machinery instead of human muscles. What counts is: How much can you lift mentally? , IDLE CARS In hard times, railroads have as many as 450,000 freight cars’ in good repair and ready for use, but idle. Lately the figure has been dropping, recently around *=* 100,000. A business boom apparently is not far off. [260058 gronch.a, dag MAGE £900, 1UEK, EBAY aty # THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Comments reproduced in this column may or maj Editorial Review | i | not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of _{mport: issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. THE EFFECT ON NORTH DAKOTA (Grand Forks Heraid) H North Dakota is bound to benefit sult of t t The magnificent} endorsement given President Cool- idge inspires contivence and cre- ates a feeling of stability and se-! curity which must be ai all lines of busi estimat- ed that by inc prices since election close to $350,000,000 has | heen added to the market yalue of | ural products and securities | ious kinds. Not all of tue} advance in grain, cotton and other products was due to ihe electio Foreign prices advanced, i from independent causes, least a part ot the foreign is attr news. utable to our own elec And domestic prices pd more than the fore lone would have wa ed fact is that befo election, while the issue w in} doubt, there inclination to} wail and see. Buyers preferred to wait until after election when they | could know whether or not there; was to be a radical change in the! attitude of the American govern- | ment toward business and industry of all kinds. The eifect was to impair the firmness of the market in some measure all along the line. With that depressing influence re- moved prices bounded upward. The entire country feels more se-! North Dakota section of the countr, in that general benefit. tion cannot be benefited . North Dakota will also benefit very greatly from the fact that it shared in the endorso- ment of President Coolidge to the extent of delivering its electoral vote to him. On the basis of the |” : wee national returns the state among the neighbors yet. But where longer listed with the radicals | is the house? I don't see it.” the moral value of that is inesti-; “The brownies carried it mable. 3 ' There it is in the valley below Further than this the effects of | the crow. “But there it will the election on the fortunes of thousand years unless we North Dakota depends on the atti-! Daddy Gande tude of our own public men. If, in! a = ces spite of our vote for Coolicze, we! ,“Well, jump on my broom, should undertake in the enactment | Mother Goose, when she had had _ anil adiuliiatiation cof laws jgood look. “You needn't be afraid version of the socialistic polic s T left my black eat at home, Have of the past, or should permit the | Yeu any idea where Daddy Gander impression to get abroad that a) Went? cial Su ey serious effort in that direction i: rted- intended. contidence would be | shaken, and the disposition would |be to give up North Dakota a hopeless state. down. ” said re- n Yum Yum Land,” said the he cook found the bread-sponge hat Mrs. John had set for her bak- Every consideration of state in-} ing, and a fire in the stove and ev terest demands the following of 2j thing, and he couldn’t resist putt! moderate and business-like policy } the bread into pans and baking it. To attempt anything eise would be} The next thing he thought of was the height of folly. Nor is there: the king. He wanted the king to anything to prompi any other have that good bread and Daddy course. The radical leaders of the} Gander offered to take him. Thav's past, who tlocked to the state from! where Daddy is now. In Yam Yum the four corners of the earth for 5 nd finds her bread gon few extremists would be willing; again to load the state with pagan ube matiue. screwy said new obligations which exten- oe sion of {ts industrial program SIDEiover ai Bum Pang no “How do you know? Goose. “Beckuse 1 hear them going ‘yun yum’ at,” said the crow, It's ‘oh would involve. Moreover, the com- asked Mothe: plexion of the legislature is suc that nothing of the sort would be! le. even if it were proposed. 2 Sorlie has an dinner tiny opportuni: contribute to the (To Be ‘benefits which the state may reap / (Copyright, 19: trom his election. He can do this! by making known, not only by his; words but by his acts that he in-| tends to pursue a policy of sound conservatism in the handling of s affairs, not because that | is forced on him by a dead- | n the legislature or on any! Jofficial board, but because of own desire to see the state tinued.) Inc.) get! firmly on its feet, with its debts; Man in Seot its| dragon, but ¢ do claims he saw « ONS, as you mu: in process of liqui and 0 oppressive taxes lowered hefore| know, live just beyond the pink ele even an attempt is made to en-! phants. ivities. | ae In Betlin a man put his lecture o i phonograph record and pi raphs large its industrial ADVENTURE OF | THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON ved it. have [because — phonog don’t | stuge fright. London has established a pa |chute school, which is one place n real boy would play hookey from. THE WHITE CROW TALKS TO ‘MRS. GOOSE ae try, R. 1, over 100 years old. ==> liens he hus lived through The white crow left the Twins and/j elections. Mister Pim Pim sitting on the front; porch of the House-That-Jack-Built | and flew away to his nest on the! direct descendants, We would h: highest mountain in the world. | for that many people to have a right There he waited until he heard the, to kiss us. whirr and the swish that meant thet| Mother Goose was coming on herj They are wearing glasses with col- broom. {ored shades in London, but it will “Oh, I beg your pardon, Mister] unly make things seem brighter. i . Goose. “I though: , gone. I'll come back and; And an English woman says she eep out your room and make your marrieg to have someone to hit, Bay City (Mich.) woman has 191 i bed a little later.’ ; while we say women are becoming “Why, I waiting to see you! more truthful. just on purpose,” said the white crow. “I want to sit on your broom! Barber in Richmond, Va., refuses and take a trip over the world. I fly;to bob hair. The shop must look too slowly and there is need of, strange, with only men there. haste.” H “How now!” cried Mother Goose.! California girl killed u deer with “What's the trouble?” |un arrow, no doubt much to the sur- “Strange as it may seem, Mrs. prise: of the girl and the deer. Goose,” sad the crow, “I am looking! for your husband. I want to find! In Chicago s Daddy Gander and his magic dust-' coal company. pan.” |money but all the coal was saved. “Why he went back to Mother! Goose Land with the Twins and the! } House-That-Jack-Built,” said the old| lay. | “Much you know, Mrs. Goose,”| \ said the crow. “They did find Jack’s| Florida man landed a big fish after house, ’tis true, but ever so many,four hours but girls often play one things have happened since then./ for years and years. The Twins were alone in the house | when it blew away again and got; Doctor iri Los Angeles says we stuck on this mountain. Daddy Gan-| should abolish the corset. Might as der had left them for a few minutes| well say abolish the hoopskirt, and now he’s not to be found.” “So peor Jack's house that he took’. The first time a couple * realizes so much trouble to build is still lost!” | matrimony doesn’t make two people cried Mrs. Goose in dismay. “Poor|one is when they buy 4heir railroad Jack and Jill-and their mother,- Mrs.| tickets. ‘ johny..anust ..be.-bearding--around | (Copyright; 1924, NBA ‘Setvice, Inc.) bandits robbed a They got a lot of The population of the world is es- timated at almost two billion, all of whom want more money. had.” | They caught a turtle near Coven-/ to “He took the cook back to the king! Prescott because I would not leave Finally he went back to Pittsburg in until the other day mea tong letter d A down here to vi: (MW GLAD THEY ONLY Have THESE Parles ‘ | amorata. worse then than before, few months ago Jimmie came t me. He had still Mr. Hamilton after first place but also for f yed on with that mine was better. died. i Mr. Prescott is coming He immed felt called upon! tomorrow and then I probably become insanely jealous of tr./ know exactly how will be arranged. jiate| 1 will write I have seen Leslie. j Do you think I did righ haff. 1 never a word from him when he wrote cribing another heard }for doubting his judgment in ,ing to meet Jimmie’s lady-love? ‘wish there were some way of | : After the Ball Is Over He probably will hate me! not only the inding out back here will our departure ! Doubtless I shall important business we]go to Pittsburg as soon as he ar- ansacting at the time and|rives here go that 1 can start in e my entire attention to him.| there imme gain as soon as t in refus- I my weman in the enthusiastic )chowing him the true character of erms. Before 1 had finished it 1|the girl. Even though the judge ,found that he had gone and gotten) from the bench reprimanded her, as * murder. \ toes | ther husband sent up for life for his | i | i Give my rega Jimmie thinks the lady | of Hollywood? both her Jimmie her. My the pickings to be found here ee poe {himself in an awful mix-up vy be-lwas told in the newspapers at the gone. The state will Beane th | coe ere ca pe See ee coming infatuated with a little vamp |time of the trial, for her heartless demands for money and their ib Lake cor MDA SORTER EER he ee womun--who was (conduct and betrayal of citement to reckless experiment. 7... whut will Mrs. John say tee. t os first-page story |lover and her husband, Our own people, we believe ie vas pre pcr tan, 284 about six months ago when She Keema alta, holiewe an learned a lesson, and only when she gets her house back and managed to get her lover killed and | only hope is that he will find her out before he marries her. to that hand- _ OF course, ¢ some husband of yours. Isn’t he in question is “a poor misjudged | too good-looking to be allowed to go ngel” instead of “a rag, 4 bone,! about without a keeper in the wilds nd a hank of hair” and he not onl, {wanted but expected me to cham I know, dear, that you are the pion her when I got over to Pitts-| sweetest woman in all that cesspool ‘burg. I ref naturally, but you | of scandal, but I have never heard Iknow 1 am not at all diplomatic and } 6¢ sweetness: being given its full de- letter was rather dras-| gree of reward. _|_ Here's hoping you am somewhat leery of ind I have a hunch and remember I love you. get Don’t take my silly joke seriously yours. ‘that she is going to make me SALLY. ‘trouble. 1 know that as now I have | (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) jwritten und definitely refused to} pels ‘have anything to do with the lady{g ° I shall always be walking over a] + rf }slumbering volcano if she is as{t A Thought | \o———_-. dangerous as I think she is. Jall this 1 shall have to work in the ‘same plant with Jimmie, who will jhate me with u deadly hatred even ‘when he finds out, jturn on the character of his in- many | | { | | | | | | Besides his words? There is mor be the as he will re to do, that I have called “1s : HE Seest thou a man that is hasty i a fool than of him.—Prov. hope of . 29:20, Anger turns the mind out of doors and bolts the entrance.—Plutarch. BY CONDO Sd Ty | | | s | | ‘ }WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1924: ALWAYS ROOM AT THE TOP Albert Apple ; Young men who are wondering what line of work to follow will be interested in this. So will others who, already started, find the road to success rough and steep. Each year American industry needs 40,000 new mining, electrical, hydraulic and other engineers. Yet our engineer- ing colleges are graduating only 9000 a year. So claims the National Industrial Conference Board. Colonel Barbour, editor of Mining and Metallurgy, chal- lenges the board’s claim. He says: “Nothing could be more absurd. Moreover, such a statement is tragically harmful to the current graduate and the young man who is about to decide on an engineering course of study. The engineering profession is already over-crowded.” . i Every business is over-crowded, for that matter. excep ‘branches of skilled labor where strict union rules hold down the number of apprentices. As far as mere numbers are concerned, we have too many engineers, too many doctors, too many lawyers, too many newspapermen, too many architects, too many retailers -— ‘and so on, the list is virtually endless. No matter what you decide to “take up,” you find that a ‘disheartening army of others has the same _ inclination. Even in aviation there is a waiting list. No field exists in which success is easy. ' The fact that success is difficult proves the existence of | sharp competition—over-crowding. + But over-crowding is mainly due to the presence of 4 multitude of incompetents. For every general, there are | thousands of privates who haven’t the making of a general, _ who couldn’t make good at the top no matter how often op- ‘portunity knocked at the door. | There are many electrical engineers, but only one Edison. {Many surgeons, but only a few Criles and Mayos. Many | criminal lawyers, but only 3 few Darrows. ! Plenty of room at the top, for the right man. If you are confident that you have the ability and stick-to-it-iveness to ;make good, young fellow, go ahead. Don’t falter, don’t ‘weaken, don’t be discouraged by “over-crowding.” ; A business, trade or profession may be over-crowded with inumbers—but never with ability. | | | | This pointed street corner in the New York of 1900 soon was to become the site of the famous sky-scraping Flatiron Building. Tall buildings and speeding traffic hadn't come inio style at that day. pcs a4 Some very fine people live in*‘New York. Over on the Bowery, for in- stance, is a young man who man- ages a house of ill repute. And he pays his father and mother to man- age another one for him. New York, Nov, 12.—The loneli-t ness of New York is indicated by the great number of dogs to be seen here. Community life is almost entirely lacking in the vast city. You may live for years in one house and not know ten people in the entire block. ‘Thus lonely New Yorkers turn to dogs for companionship. In any park you will see scores of them on leash. Shost-legged ones and long-legged ones. Short-haired ones and long- haired ones. Short-eared ones . and long-eared ones. -Short-tailed ones and long-tailed ones. . - I always pity these dogs which never have the chance to run free. I think it is nothing short of crim- inal to keep a‘collie or a police dog jcooped up in an apartment. However, I wonder if it isn’t down- right criminal to keep a child in a New York apartment. Y Three theaters in the Times Square district are displaying in their lob- bies photographs of nude and semi- nude chorus girls. It is the general belief that this sort of advertising attracts the men, It has been my personal observation that the women who gather about the photograph: outnumber the men two to one. I never have seen a man trying to fill a sieve with water, but the oth- \- er night I saw a man trying to sweep a Broadway sidewalk while the throngs were trooping to theat- ers. —JAMES W. DEAN. FABLES ON HEALTH DONT’S FOR COLDS In this season when the first colds] Don’t let them sleep with any of of the year are likely to make their| the other children. J appearance, it is a pretty good idea] Make a gargle from one-fourth to give the youngsters a list of|teaspoonful of salt and the same |-gon’ts” and be sure they heed them.| amount of soda mixed in hot water. | The Jones’ of Anytown were a bit] Give them a hot footbath before careless, like most people, but it’s|they go to bed and a hot lemonade 1a good plan to follow these rules| after they get in. {with either little Mary or Billy if} And, of course, a good cathartic. i they have colds: Don’t let them eat meats or heavy Don't let them kiss anyone. foods and, if confined to bed, a little Teach them to cover their mouth} hot broth or milk several times a {and nose when they sneeze. day. _ AUTUMN | | H (By Florence Borner) | pilin { The orchard grass is yellow, | | The skies are red and gold, | The apples all are mellow, i The nights are growing cold. i The partridge, from the valley, His cheery note sends forth, The birds begin to rally, To leave the frozen North. From out the naked branches, The hoot owl's screech is heard, His strident call enhances, The fear of ‘every bird. rie oy The cold winc! round u: istles A sad, but aweet refrain; 5 wees And sende the rolling thistles, : Acpogs:'the hill and plain; ” v » “>