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PAGE FOUR ~ THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Publishers Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO : Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein, All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. " MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year............6 . +. $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) .. “ . 0. Daily by mail per year (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.......... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) DETROIT Kresge Bldg. MINNESOTA’S CAMPAIGN A tremendous campaign is being waged in Minnesota by the Republicans, intent on the one hand of defeating Magnus Johnson for Senator and on the other keeping the position of chief executive from the hands of the farmer- Jubor group. Thomas D. Schall, opponent of Magnus, and Yheocore Christianson, the nominee for Governor, are wag- ing strong fights, with the prediction being made that both will succeed. Th standing issue in Minnesota is public ownership The Republican platform is explicit on this policy. It say: “The Republican Party stands now, as always, against all attempts to put the government into business.” The Farmer-Labor Party, on the other hand, in its con- vention at St. Cloud, declared for public ownership of rail- nd publie utili stockyards, grain elevators, term- ses, and of such natural resources as coal, mineral deposits, water powers and timber. The Minneapolis Journal says: “Theodore Christianson and his associates on the Republican ticket stand squarely on their platform. Floyd B. Olson and his associates on the Farmer-Labor ticket have taken their position, some- whi sluctantly, but in the end positively on the St. Cloud tform. They have been formally endorsed by the Social- nd Communist organizations. Thus the issue has been Public ownership has made little progress in Minnesota, but cooperative ownership, especially of creameries, has zttained marked success there. The proponents of the Re- publican position will admit of no compromise and are sat- istied of victory. The result in Minnesota will be watched with great inter A STRAINED CONSTRUCTION cnuator LaFollette, analyzing the depression of three yea go in a recent speech, charged that “Big Business” nw -deliherately sought about to bring on panic. The Senator painted an appalling picture of bankrupted farmers, banks Closed, millions out of employment. All this, he charged, was brought about deliberately. lt “Big Busine: responsible for the situation it acted in strange manner. The monied men ruined their best custome:s. They rendered their own money idle be- cause it could not find profitable investment. They re- duced the value of their own holdings. The business men whon: Senator LaFollette charged with doing all of this nefarious work profit by national prosperity. Their wealth increases when the mills are busy, the farmers and workers prosperous and able to buy the things they want. If the money-changers referred to by the Senator were responsible ‘for the situation he pictured they were bigger fools than they ever have been accused before of being. H THE FURNACE About time to start the furnace. Insurance people ask us to pass this word along: Eighteen million dollars of pro- peity is destroyed every fall in America by fires resulting ‘afrom defective flues and clogged chimne Two things can be done. The best is to hire an expert to clean the vents. Second-best bet is to burn a piece of zinc in the furnace. It helps clean out the soot. So does an occa- sional tin can or potato peelings. se * An enormous amount is the 200 million dollar loan, under the Dawes plan, expected to prop Germany on her financial feet again. Americans lose more than twice as much every year, by fi Fully three-fourths of fires are preventable. Be sure ciguret and cigar butts are extinguished. Don’t leave oily rags around, except in tin cans with lids. They may start fires. And teach the children that the match is the most ‘dangerous device ever invented. * * + The world now spends 200 million dollars a year for matches. Careless handling of matches starts many fires. The worst form of this carelessness is throwing a glowing <-match from a railroad car window. Countless forest fires “start that way. ». “Hf people would b camp fires, the fores ~ These fires are depleting our forests. They increase every- hody’s cost of living, for such losses eventually are buttered ~---out. over the whole population. NTEREST Big wars are always financed on a 5 per cent interest basis, an economist announces, lifting his tired head from the history of several centuries. And always, he finds, the return to normal peacetime conditions brings a gradual low- ering of interest rates, stabilizing finally around 3 per cent. That’s happening now, history repeating. The day of cheap money is returning—for government, and probably * for businesses and individual borrowers. EZRA _-..fuzra Meeker, 94, who drove an ox team from Iowa to Seattle in 1852, recently went. eastward over the trail in an airplane. “Public imagination is fired most by the change in speed ox team 2 miles an hour, airplane 100. We have gained the speed, all right. And we have lost considerable of the admirable character and patriotism of covered-wagon days. Progress has ‘its price. PLANTED z ‘State of Vermont is planting 900,000 trees a year. _This is done as a business venture, expected to yield a profitable Jumber. harvest later. ee z The reforestration problem is really a problem of making tree planting profitable. Anything with profits doesn’t need h urging. ceagmiue ‘ging. <tremely careful with matches and pee e problem wouldn’t amount to much. a Editorial Review Comments reproduced in_ this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here { our readers may ha’ of tmportant iss wi being discussed in the press of the day. ° THE NEW TOKIO (Portiand Tokio, J coming f people y ago and who return to it now, hardly recog- nize some sections, so great been the transformation from the oriental to the modern Americ Haberdasheri linery parlors, bakery and ‘cur stationery book stores, now have window displays that al the best of the 3 American cities, the majority | nem showing a great many of | the g , even the : flanked | age of tl exactly by the w the American manufacturer. | Few of the buildings in Tokio | today are more than two stories | high, and all are of temporary construction, as the, government ; has not allowed any permanent | work done the first year follow ing the earthquake, but some markable_ tning: done | in securing s in| stucco and other which give splendid opportunities for in- dividual touches to the different many of the stores contrast to the anese custom of having the entire stock of an ticle piled up in full view, apparently to 6 you by sheer weight of numbers, and store fixtures of modern de- sign are used to show off the goods | style. The shops give; are gets) from stores opened in pleasure rge establishments from | ' With this much aecomplished in} age of Tokio's re- y, it is easy to be seen that! e permanent ion of the! along the most advanced lines. ' “POP” GEERS i (New York Worl!) When early in the seventies “Pop” Geer began training horses in Tennessee, Budd Doble had not! yet driven Goldsmith Maid on aj Boston track to her best record ot | 2:14, and only a few years before | Dexter name had become a! household word. For over half a. century ‘the veteran driver whoi died Wednesday on the Wheeling track was to be one of the most famous figures of the trotting-turf und one of the greatest handlers and makerg of champions. At 73, when he fell to his death in a race, he was the first of all reinsmen. aron his ™ the. ki ped track into use. It was not until that the ball-bearing wheel, matic tire, featherweight was introduced z substitute for the high-wheeled sulky of Jay-Eye-See and Maud S. year Geers was to create a tional sensation by driving Nancy Hanks in 2.04. For a long time there was a violent controversy, over the use of shielas and of pace-makerg in establishing rec- came 1892 It was Geers hot in the gr beat Cresceus. who drove The Ab- | t race in which he| Justina and Globe of C. J. Hamlin’s stable, hooked three abreast to a record of 2.14, which still stands. He lived to see Peter Manning} trot a mile two y ago inj 1.56% at Lexington. e many | of the old-timers, he held that me-, innovations alone had conds to the Surely the man had driven for fifty years trotters and pacers, many of them record-holders, spoke from a fund} of experience that carried author- ity. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON || aa Daddy Gandér and the Twins left the Green Wizard’s house in the | |tree-tops to look for the House- | That-Jack-Built. “Good-bye,” called the Green Wiz- | ard. “If everything comes out all right send me word.” | “We will,” they promised as they isailed away on Daddy Gander’s dust- i Jack's house now!” eried | jNancy. “Right there on that white | le of us.” | s though the cloud had got- | ide and was sticking out of “That's the dough that Mrs. set to raise,” said Daddy Gander. | “Don’t you remember? Mrs, John's | bread-sponge kept raising until it! raised the house clear off its foun- | dation and carried it up to the sky.” Daddy Gander guided his dust-pan until it came right close up beside | the house. And who should come around the | corner but Mother Goose on her| broom. i “Hello, Daddy,” cried — Mother Goose. “I thought I left you at home | to look after things while I was John ‘sticking out of the windows? Daddy Gander told her the whole story then, how poor Jack and Jill and Mrs, John had no place to live and all about the bread sponge and everything. “A pretty kettle of fish!” cried Mother Goose, giving the handle of her broom a jab through the win- dow right into the dough. ity, which is now starting, will be | ° More than thirty | © years ago he drove Belle Hamlin, |° ” declared Nick. “It | 5 away. And what's this house doing | up here and what's all this stuff | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE om These Ads Will Tel! Truth About State NORTH DAKOTA HAS S2000 55" OF {el has | only thing that will let the air out| so the house can go down.” | “The magic fork!” cried Mother Goose. “The magic fork! Where} have I heard about that recently. 1} ard someone saying: Oh magic fork, I'd like a treat, Please see what you can find to eat.” . | 1 That's it!” cried Se ‘an’t. you remember Oh, do try to think where] ey the 1 it was.” Mother thought. “Let me see,” she said. “I was sweeping # dusty cloud right over mountain top in—in Oh, I kno It was Yum Yum Land. Yes, that was where I heard of the magic fork It was in Yum Yum Land.” “Where is Yum Yum Land?” ed Nancy. “We'll find it, never Daddy Gander. “My ma can find anything. We'll be start- ing right aw Don’t wait supper for me, Mother Goose, go right ahead and eat when you get it ready, ight, Daddy,” said Mother “I think the sky looks clean‘ y and I'm going home and see if 't do something for Jack andj{ Jill and Mrs, John. Good-bye.” She rode away in one direction on : Gander and vay in the oppo- ion on the magic dust-pan} to find Yum Yum Land. Pretty soon, in about an hour and sixty-five minutes, at half past a quarter to one, they saw Yum Yum Land far below them. Away behind, still sitting on its could be seen the House-That- Jack-Built. (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, i Goose thought and Inc.) | % i Let's see now. In Detroit, some-! body shot a Chinese laundry in- stead of cutting his throat with a collar. And in Middleburg, Pa., Mrs. Wil- low has been sent to jail, so must be a weeping willow. Here's great news from St, Louis. A rent collector broke his leg. Jackie Coogan says he is tired of Europe. That's nothing. The whole United States is tired of Europe. We are writing to learn if John i, who is running for office in Michigan, is kin to John Soandso. Things could be worse. After the average man buys a quart of booze he has no money to hire an auto, These scientists trying to break the atom might try letting Congress tax it. Policeman shot a boy in New York, where thete are thousands of grown people who need shooting worse. A Washington boy of 16 is almost seven feet tall, so while his life has been short he has lived long. At last a use for player pianos has Key toate Bo Diack High Dark breve. bebe eA "pode tive Bh Dark Well Drained. Lime Content Productive NORTH DAKOTA LAND By it costs little to educate your children RUTH After Karl carry out mothe: table idea, I went up to her room and e of mine! I'm not afraid to die. found love, not have had you changed one iota, I have felt that if there be a God, and he approves of every- WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1924 HOW IT STARTED BACK YONDER ~ By Albert Apple Pins, invented about 600 years ago by some unknown j genius, at first were very expensive. Only the rich could | really afford them. But poor women, delighted with the ‘usefulness of pins, bought them with money intended to run ‘the household. So a law was passed, allowing makers to sell {pins only on Jan. 1 and 2. Women saved up for these days ‘the rest of the year. So we have the phrase,.“pin money,” its meaning altered by time. } * * * Other interesting origins are recounted by Lillian Kichler |in her new book, “The Customs of Mankind.” | The barber’s red-and-white-striped pole dates back to jdays when the barber performed minor surgical operations, j including “blocd letting.” He kept his white bandages hang- | ing ona pole. Finally, as an ad, he put the red-white-striped jpole in front of his shop to symbolize blood-soaked band- ‘ages. a ” | : CEO i Tipping also started with barbers. For bleeding and ‘other small surgical ‘services they had no set charges, but !left payment to the customer. In England others took up ithe custom. Soon a box appeared in taverns with a sign, “To Insure Promptness.” The initials: T-I-P, tip. * * ® { “Windfall” means good luck. It started neary 1000 year jago when William the Conqueror made it a criminal of- | fense for English peasants to cut forest timber. They could | have only what the wind blew down. A big storm brought i * * a lucky haul of wood—a windfall. ee ow Ancient Chinese tortured prisoners by tickling the naked soles of their feet with straws. So started the expression, “tickled to death.” " The situation has not changed since it was recorded in i Reclesiastes: “That which hath been is the same which will be; and that which hath been done is the same which will be done; and there is nothing new under the sun.” As for Lillian Eichler’s book, it is the latest of the chairt ; started by H. G. Wells’ “Outline of History.” And it is de- cidedly more interesting. As for importance, it is debatable whether the history of wars and political movements is as consequential as an understanding of the origins of customs, games, manners, fashions and superstitions. The kiss, an occidental invention, has had more influence than all rulers and armies combined. : * * New York, Oct. 29—Walter Dam-|his hand. It was a poor place for | told m her sitting beside the window with her hands folded in her lap, and with such a look of utter loneliness upon her face that I hastened to put my a around her and. tell her that John and J were going to ulways try to carry out heb wi do that he and Karl had » to bring some comfort to that other woman, who had buried not her love and her hopes, but probably her only support “1 do hope he will find her, and tell her I will defray all the funeral expenses.” “He will, dearest,” [ Short she pgan to taik to me about her life with my futher. She of un evening when she hud been sitting with him a w.ek or two before. After they had been silent quite a while and thought he was asleep, he reached out and clasped her hand,~and whispered “Alice, I'm afraid’ I'm not going to get wel id to him, Leslie,” she ex- that he must not think of like that, and he, to com said: ‘Well, we might as bout it a little, even if es, dy newered well think et w i he said after a_ little hesitation, ‘I wonder if you know that you have ays been the real lodestar of my existence?’ I have d your approval, — and played for your pleasure, 1 have spent what I have earned only to @ you happy; and, my dear, 1 ant you to remember, after 1 am gone, that all through our long lift together, whut you have said and you have done has been per- right in my eyes. 1 would EVERETT TRUE fectly SAND HE'S GOING AROUND(Y BODY THE IDEA THAT thing I have done. I don’t know, Alice dear, whether it is in eternal oblivion or eternal life, but having lived as well as I know how, having tried to rectify my mi be humble in my_successe having done what I could to make others happy always, whether it be the end of all or the beginning of inother und more glorious existence, 1 will take my ¢ Zn To tell me this seemed to comfort mother a great deal, and she kep! ng on, telling me of episodes and events in her and father’s life. I let her ramble on, for in my mind, Ruth, I knew I was going to fry and have her bury all this in her heart after today. I! do not believe that any woman ean be happy by living in the pa , In a little while Karl and Jack came back, having found the woman d told her that mother would pay ll the funeral expenses. This was a great surprise to her. She con- fideqd to them that she had not known what she was going to do; that the insurance upon her hus- band’s life was a thousand dollars, and she had spent practically all of it for the funeral. “After this week,” she said, ‘1 would have been obliged to send my children to a home, but I would not have anyone think that I did not love my man, or that I would fail in respect to his memory.” Isn't that pathetic! Why must we gauge all our sense of right and wrong by what pepole say of us? (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) The last horse-drawn omnibus was used in London in 1911. BY CONDO GIVING EVERy.| 1M , A CROOK !! Do YOU THINK, MR. TRUE,’ GOING. TO STAND toe GO ANP ASK HIM, Not MEN You ‘ve Lost SEVERAL MINUTES ALREADY By STANDING. HERE ANP WAVING YOoR FISTS NDE MY Nose INSTEAD been found. In Canada, they traced a crook by one he sent to his wife. et oe aeenee A Russian town has a fine of fifty cents for swearing. Something like that might stop the golf epidemic here. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) The ‘expression, marines,” arose from the fact that when the marines first went afloat “You mean a pretty panful of bread,” laughed Nancy. “But it won’t do-any good to poke it unless you have the magic fork. That is the they were naturally rather “green” concerning nautical affairs and would believe almost anything that was told to‘them, , : “Tell it to the |}, rosch is entering upon his fortieth season as conductor of the New York Symphony Orchestra. Damrosch has conducted 2000 scores with an average of five to a concert. That is a total of 20,000 pieces, played under his direction Do these sound like dry statis! If they do, picture yourself swinging a baton for 24,000 hours, The New York Symphony was founded by Damrosch’s father, Leo- \pold Damroseh, in 1878. It visited Europe in 1920, playing in France, Italy, Belgium, Holland and England. It will go to Cuba next January upon invitation of the government. Damrosch in his 40 years with the orchestra has traveled 400,000 miles. In that time his organization has played to eight million people. Sitting on a bench beneath . the clock in the Times Square subway station was an old man, grizzled, ragged and dirty. Ten steps below him express and local trains were rumbling and grind- ing as they stopped and started. It was the mad rush hour of the evening. Thousands were hurrying d scurrying past the old fellow, at times almost knocking the book from Many parents keep a daily, sche- dule to be followed by their child- ren and thus prepare them for greater regularity of life in later years . The Jones family wasn't particu- larly attentive to. such matters and this is typical of a great many fam- ilies. A program laid out by ‘certain school organizations is as follows: 7 a. m—Rise, bathe, drink glass of water, clean the teeth. Setting- uy exercises, if desired. 7:30—Breakfast. Wash hands, Do chores about house. Proceed to schoo] at 8:30 to 9. During morning romance. I rubbereg to see what book could so hold a man’s attention. It was in These Walls,” by Rupert Hughes. Five years ago Richard Gaffney re- turned home to the tenement at 229 Avenue C, a bed-ridden invalid, His wife was suffering with cancer, but she went out to scrub floors and work in laundries, ‘The other day the old man and his wife were found together in the bed, dead. All the gas jets in the root were on, When the patrolman arrived there also arrived Henry Nacey with $200, a sick benefit fund from the Interna- tional Brotherhood of Boilermakers. The postman on his next trip brought a letter from a niece in Chicago of- fering help. Miss Clara Stutz, 35, was killed un- der a subway train when she was crowded off the platform of the East Side line at Fourteenth street. She was the sole support of her mother and invalid sister. She taught a Sunday School class in St. George's Church, of which J, Pierpont Morgan is a member. » —JAMES W. DEAN. FABLES ON HEALTH: THE SCHEDULE recess drink at least one glass of water and get outdoor exercise if weahter permits. 1 p. m—Noon meal. Drink more watex and wash hands and face. Follow this by rest. Don’t be too erger to play right after eating. 2 to 2:30—Begin afternoon. play. For older children this hour is ex- tended to 3:30 or 4, as school closes luter. Take a mid-afternoon lunch oj fruit and take another glass of water. 5:30 to 6:30—Evening meal, Clean teeth right after eating. Play hirke games or study and get to b=d ecrly. Either bathe or carefully wash face and hands. f People’s Forum Editor Tribune: I am going to vote “yes” on the question of a new ‘court house. I shall vote this way for the reason that State Fire Marshall Reade has pronounced the present building a a fire trap of the worst kind. I shall vote “yes” for the reason that on two different occasions the Pub- lie Examiner of the state has filed the following report: “Your examiner feels in duty bound to call attention to the inadequate protection of the- important records against fire hazard, the vaults, excepting the one of the County Auditor, be- ing too small, poorly construct- ed and antiquated, and not of sufficient space to admit of a proper system of filing for ready reference, a condition which is getting more serious from day to day and which must be met, sooner or later. The building itself is entirely too small, poorly constructed, out of date, poorly, lighted and venti- lated, and seemingly not fit for human occupancy, from @ san- itary. standpoint, to say nothing of the comfort of the public or expediting the transaction of business with them owing to the lack of counter and lobby space.” ee The records of a county are too ry | « vital to every man, woman and chilg to longer expose them to this haz- ’ ard. The loss ‘of the title records of the register of deeds, clerk of court, treasurer and county court would’ be something that no amount of money could replace. I shall vote “yes” not on account of the building being unsanitary, which if is, not on account of the officers being obliged to work in ill lighted rooms, with lack of spac and ventilation, which is a fact, but on the single ground that it is poor business to run the risk of having our records swept away by fire, as they are liable to be. If the offi- cers do not wish to work under thd present conditions, they can step out; there is no law that compels them to tarry a single day in their present quarters. But I am inter- ested in the public records, which the law compels to be kept in the present building. No business man on earth would keep his personal matters in vaults like the county of Burleigh affords its citizens. In my judgment the commission-, ers are to be commended in placing the matter on the ballot. If you wish the present inadequate and flimsy vauts to house your titles, vote against a new court house; if you think you are interested in ~ having your records preserved, vote for the proposition., I regard it as a business matter pure and simple. R. D. HOSKINS, A world-wide agricultural census will be taken in 1980 by the Interna- Hehe Institute .of Agriculture at ome, s