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PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNECO. - - Publishers Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - : Marquette Bidg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tie Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. DETROIT Kresge Bldg. NeW MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Waily by carrier, per year... ............06..0060 00. 9ied) Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . suena. Wee Daily by mail per year (in state outside Bismarck)... .. 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) JOBS FOR ALL There will be a job for every man who wants to work next winter, is the confident ertion of the director of the employment service of the United States department of labor. More than that, he believes that the next few months will be the best in years 6f peace so far as ready employ- ment is concerned. Such prophecy is gratifying and will refute the calamity hewlers who are always particularly active in seasons of presidential campaign: In the readjustments through which we are now passing _Editorial Review reproduced in this column may or may Rot express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here In order that our readers may have both sides of impor issues which are \] being discussed in the press of jf the day A SECOND CHAPTER IN CON- RACY (New York Times) Comments which the farmer gets for his | grain, a notable decline in the price which the farmer pays for his | gasoline, There is no telling where the Interests will stop in their efforts to delude the masses into a ficti }ious sense of well-being and so into voting for the candidates favored by the Interests. If wheat today is 35 cents a bu- | Shel higher than a year ago, corn 37 cents higher, oats 10 cents higher, rye 52 cents higher, while \“gas” is down to the lowest whole- sale level in 10 years, it merely shows how enormous are the propa- ‘ganda resources controlled by the Interests and how deep down into their pockets they are prepared to dig for the purpose of creating popular illusions, In order to fool the American farmer into voting for Coolidge or i | Davis the Catilines of Wall Street ! are now paying the Canadian férm- er 52 cents more than a year ago for a bushel of wheat. And to render the scheme plausible they have not hesitated to encourage black rust in the Canadian wheat fields and_ drought, flood and locu: in Russia Similarly the the overproduction the world over, and have been steadily easing off on gas prices for more than a year in oraer it has been unavoidable that there should be certain dis-. jena an air of verisimilitude to an arrangements of industry. But with continuance of a pro- nounced world shortage of many materials and manufac- otherwise bald and unconvincing conspiracy. “have encouraged | of petroleum ' THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE OUT OUR WAY WELL GIT YouR FUDGE ouTA TH’ WAY! 00 YATHINK \M GOW OUT IN “TH GARAGE T'TRIM MY “WE NAILS SUS CUZ MOU GOT CANDY ? DO YA - HUH? HOOP TT You ume Smet A Piece Flew RIGAT INTO MY DISH OF FuDGE! WHY MOTHERS GET GRAY. By Williams EXCUSE ME For JusTA MOMENT PLEASE MRS OWEN. ATRWAlewas THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1924 HAVE YOU GOOD JUDGMENT? By Albert Apple Good judgment is the most fundamental thing in life, claims a speaker addressing Union College students. That’s putting it a bit broadly. But good judgment un- |doubtedly is the most important function of the brain. _ | Success depends largely on it. So does happiness—which jis possible only by wise selection of a mate, friends, personal actions and mental attitude toward life. < i Good judgment is to considerable extent inborn in all women. Men usually have to acquire it. ' And it can be-acquired—by broad education, open-mind- edness, determination to learn both sides of the question thoroughly, and by a sense of values based on contrast. The speaker tells the college students that in school they should get the ability to reject the wrong and select the right instinctively. Unfortunately, it cannot be done instinctively. a Snap judgment is rarely good judgment. Deliberate thinking—reasoning—is necessary. The fallacy of most “intelligence tests” is that they are based on ability to think fast rather than to think “straight.” The best thinking is slow thinking. Genius is not an ex- ception—it. is one-sided, rarely has good judgment. Children often wonder why they have to go to school and learn so many things that they’ll never use directly in later life. The answer is that the purpose is to develop the power to ‘recognize, understand, analyize and value. That is the goal, rather than filling a brain with dates and facts like pouring gasoline into a motor car. i The old-timers educated to impart facts. The new way is to impart the power to reason and utilize, with recognition that to know where to find any desired knowledge when needed is better than to be able to pronounce all the words in the dictionary, rattle off all the dates in history, or recite the classics by heart. Mathematics, for instance, may not be put to much use, To the same end they have held | ENTERTAINING COMPANY. mn notte See, RNR eT Oc sem, z tured articles it is inconceivable that stagnation could be awn the gale of Matoy cate dang either general or prolonged. A .. ,... [the past season considerably below | In discussing the commercial and industrial situation the expectations of automobile | the man who dares to prophesy from day ‘to day or from eee ence; Onn, a | week to week flirts with discomfiture. But the man who wabeed Governor Biryani a Relea prophesies for the “long pull” will, if he is a booster for ka and the governor of South Da-| America, not go far wrong. What must be remembered is kota to take the lead in cutting the H that the United States is becoming more and more the cen- shrank and shrank until it disap-, peared altogether. i “I'm sure I am ever so muca obliged,” said Captain Pennywinkle. “The sea was getting so salty it gave | me a headache. Oh, look out!” For there was Tweekanose sitting on a sword-fish and coming right to- ward them, LETTER FROM LESLIE PRES- COTT TO RUTH BURKE My Dear Ruth: I have very little woman, and after whirling her into the great current of passion and in an adding-machine age. But it develops reasoning—the power of good judgment, of being able to determine values. retail price for gas so as to give ter of the world’s dependence, that our prosperity is just their own conspiracy ‘every ap- beginning, and that the achievements of the future are cer- tain t» outrival those of the past. The man who puts his faith in America for “the long pull” e:n endure passing fluctuations with equanimity and confdence. America has a golden future so much greater than onportunities which have confronted nations in the past as to be befond comparison. Whether it shall be grasped deperds on American business men—and upon every Amer- ican. Be an American—boost for America! NEW ORDER NOT DESIRABLE The doctrine. of the “new economic order” is being preached far and wide these days, but it is doubtful if any two of the persons who are engaged in the propaganda of radicalicm can agree on what they mean by the “new order.” There never has been a time in the history of the world yher conditions were ideal, and it is doubtful if that time There are undesirable conditions to be over- hut experience shows that enduring progress comes rongh ev ion, not revolution. Teachers of communism prate a great deal about the fi wll come to the common people through adop- their creed, but they are careful to avoid mention rer will eome benef that which is the one great country in which the j shevist system is in control. The results do not speak 1} for it. There are morals in economics, and any system that in- cludes the confiscation, or appropriation without compen- sation, of the property of others is so opposed to a sense of right that it cannot be entertained by persons who have the least spark of honesty in their makeup. Mankind has made a great progress in the last century, and there is reason to believe that greater achievements lie just ahead. They will not come about by destroying what has already been built and substituting an uncertain and vague thing called the “new order.” COSTLY The three big political parties will spend 10 million dol- lars this year in electing a president, experts estimate, There’s no way of figuring the cost of time and energy expended in arguments among voters and in the individual’s search for the right candidate to vote for. Ten million dollars, a lot of money. But it’s our cheapest form of education. The average voter wouldn’t know any- thing about politics, and not much more about economics if we didn’t have the situation thrown into the spotlight every four years, and made interesting by its element of contest. MURDERS Selecting at random 146 American murders, Metropoli- tan Life Insurance Company followed men up and found oniv one execution. In 22 cases, the assailants committed suicide. Out of 146, there were only 69 indictments. Thirty- two other cases were so-called “justifiable homicides’—such as self-defense. Thirty-five were sentenced to do time in penitentiaries. In a third of the cases, assailants still are at large. The police rounded up two-thirds, a good record—far better than can be claimed for the judicial system. TYPEWRITERS About 250,000 American-made typewriters a year are being sold to foreign countries. Not many when you con- sider the population of the outside world and their average inferior writing machines. Ours is the first country in which penmanship has be- come a lost art. We have a mechanical nation—and, so far, our civilization is nine-tenths mechanics. The artistic and spiritual and intellectual will come later. Right now Amer- ica is solving the problem of making a living easily. Once solved, our best brains will turn to so-called “higher pur- suits.” CRIMINALS Dealing with crooks is apt to make any man cynical’ about human nature. An official of a big bonding company expresses his opinion that women are more honest than men because they are more susceptible to fear. This official may have liver trouble. Fear doesn’t keep people honest. choice. Ninety-nine out of 100 would be honest even if there were no punishing laws for the wayward. Criminal laws are, made for a very small minority. , __ The race is over for Washington, but the race for Wash- i 7 Fngton isn’t, : They are honest by; pearance of a normal downward movement in prices. The people, however, it is need- less to say, will not be deceived. They are fully aware that when Governor Bryan slashes gasoline it is a public service, but when the big companies slash gasoline it is an insidious attack on the gener- al interest. To be sure, it is a bit hard on Mr. Bryan. He cannot stand up and say, “See what I compelled the | oil companies to do.” No states- man can; boast of encouraging con- spiracy. Perhaps the most extraordinary | case-of “static” would be the fail- ure of millions of radio patrons to; catch the slightest sound of Sen- ator Brookhart denouncing the re- \inflation of the farmer. But that must be because the senator is still engaged in round- ing up all the details of this con- spiracy connected with high-priced wheat and low-y d gasoline. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON THE MAGIC ANCHOR Davy Jones sent for his anchor and gave it to Nick. “Use it like a lasso,” he explained. “A lasso wouldn't be a bit of use in the sea any more than an anchor would be in a desert. Just hang it over your sea-horse’s neck and when you see Tweekanose, let out the rope and throw it. him.” “But—” said Nancy and Nick and jthe Sand Man and Captain Penny- winkle all together, “But—” “But what?” Davy Jones to know. “Why is everybody looking so queer ’n everything?” “Because,” explained Nick, “our sea-horses aren’t much bigger than ) pollywogs and the anchor is as big as a wash-tub.” “Why, so it is!” declared Davy Jones. “But what of it? Look at you two children, I bet you anything that you used to be as big as real children.” “We are real children,” declared Nancy. “The reason we are little enough to ride on sea-horses is that we can make ourselves any size at {all as long as we have our magic shoes along.” “Yo, ho, ho, and # bottle of rum!” roared Davy Jones. “Well this an- chor is magic, too. I wouldn't have it if it wasn’t. Just watch!” And he said: “Ink, wink, Now ponder and think, Down under the water, It's right you should shrink.” And instantly the magic shrank until it was small enough for a watch charm. Davy Jones picked it up and hand- ed it to Nick. “Here you are,” he said. “If this doesn’t do the work and catch that rascal, Tweekanose, I’m very much mistaken.” “But how can we get it you?” asked Nick. “Chickens always come roost,” said Davy Jones. it into the ocgan any time, any place and it will come right back.” The Twins and the Sand Man and Captain Pennywinkle thanked Davy Jones and bade him good-bye. Then they started again to look for Tweekanose on the bottom of the ocean, One good thing they did. It just happened that they passed the magic mill that ground out the salt that made the ocean bitter, You know! The one the dwarf lost overboard off a boat and that has been grinding out salt ever since? Well it had, and when the Twins came up to the mill and saw it, Nick said: “Ink, wink, Now ponder and think, Down under the water, It’s right you should shrink.” magic home to It will be sure to catch | wanted | anchor ; back to| | “Just drop | and do hereby urge that every citizen ; thicken the head. Nick threw the magic anchor as|time or inclination for writing let- | Davy Jones had said and pulled him}ters, but I feel that you should off, and Captain Pennywinkle went!know what is happening here. right up and grabbed him. |. This morning mother called me But in the scramble the sword-| into her room and told me the doc- fish’s sharp nose tore the bag of:tor had informed her last evening | sleepy sand and it scattered all over, that dad was dying. Although I had| the bottom of the sea, | suspected that this was the case for! “Ha, ha, ha!” laughed the dreadful some days, I would not allow myself little gnome. u've got me but not to affirm it, and the announcement the sleepy sand. It is gone forever.” came with the heart-breaking shock “Not if I know anything,” said the that I imagine the knowledge that Sand Man. death is creeping steadily up to rob (To Be Continued) us of one we love, always brings to (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) everyone. Among the wild movements foot we have the new fall dances. | Poor, poor mother! For the first jable to think. Like a rudderless of something perfectly irrclevent, “Leslie,” she said, “I cannot seem jnot think either of you have missed “on have been one of those whose whole the feet while others claim they only; “But mother,” I said, “don't you price of cotton stockings. |wholly desolate while we are alive.” | wives won't stay home alone. | Mine is over. [ know I shall be What. shall I do? How can I bear = Tom Sii ~ | time in all my life I saw her this ims Fe Says boat at sea, she seemed tossed about { No telling how much money is 82d the next she'seemed to realize to think of myself without your Have you noticed the increase in anything that a mother should give |thought, whole love, whole life must iknow that Alice and I will still be === ‘left stranded and alone, a battered, it? Wouldn't it be fine if we all made ‘less, what we claim we do? (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) * PROCLAMATION * _ PROCLAMATION | We bear in grateful memory all who served the country during the World War, but those who became disabled during that awful conflict ; morning perfectly bewildered, utter- ly at a loss. She did not seem to be ‘here and there with no hope of res- | cue. One moment she would speak the sta th, in all its ify- spent to run the government and ‘he Stark truth, in all its terrify ,ing reality taxpayers, It must be awful to feel bad and father. You and Alice, my dear, have nothing special to kick about. have been much to me, and 4 ¢2 beauty contests since women vote? you. But, Leslie, some women are more wives than mothers, and 1 go out when the man that was her Some say the new dances broaden husband goes.” {here with you? Isy’t that a little Nobody seems to care about the comfort to you? You cannot be | “Yes,” she answered wearily, “but Some ‘husbands are happy, other’s' you have your own lives to live.! Opportunity doesn’t knock around beaten wreck upon life's shores. with other knockers. “Leslie, what will become of me? “Why should life seize upon a INDULGENCE ¢ should receive sympathy and ex- love and marriage—after letting her hold in her arms close—close—the one being who has always had the magic power to unlock her heart— suddenly snatch her man from her and throw her bodily into the awful morass of loneliness and despair? What will in any way make up for those years of companionship ce- mented with the joys and sorrows of years? “Leslie, Leslie, I can’t let him go and leave me! Pray God to take me with him. Only my body will be left behind, anyway. All my | thoughts, all my spirit, all my joy of living he will take with him.” Ruth, I was absolutely overcome by my mother’s grief. There was nothing I could say to comfort her. There was no comfort to be given to such devastating, desperate deso- lation. I could only: put my arms ‘about her aiid ‘fet het feet’my phys- ical nearness and sympathy. My eyes were wet with tears that were running down my cheeks and drop. | ping unchecked. My sobs would not be silenced; but mother stood there, her hands limply at her sides, tear- Her face as if carved marble, in her eyes all the tergor of what she was seeing in the days to come when she would, ba. ‘Sfone. She frightened me. I do not know what would have happened if John had not come to the door and said dad wanted to see us. “Is it the last, John?” asked my mother. “I think so,” band sorrowfully. He held his hand to his lips as answered by hus- |does almost everyone in the pres- ence of death. I felt my own hand pressing against my mouth as though I, too, were trying to stop the breath of life that was coming cold with terror. (Copyright, 1924,NEA Service, Inc.) Poland soon will issue broadcast- ing licenses to scientific, education- al and manufacturing organizations. MR. TRUS; DON'T YoU KNOW THAT THe Use oF TosAcco 1s VERY HARMFUL £ _ WHY DO Xou PERSIST IN THIS DELETERIOUS pressions of appreciation. We evi- dence our own loyalty to the ideals for which they fought so well, when- ever we express our good will py word or deed. The forget-me-not has been select- ed as emblematic of our feelings to- ward those who were wounded while they battled, that we might continue to enjoy a government of, for, and by the people. It has-become cus- tomary to designate a day in the fall as a special Forget-me-not Day for the purpose of remembering and aid- ing these disabled veterans. NOW, THEREFORE, I, R. A. Nes- tos, Governor of the state of North Dakota, do hereby set aside and de- signate Saturday, November 8, 1924 as FORGET-ME-NOT DAY of the state gratefully remember the services of these disabled veterans; that we re-consecrate ourselves tc the task of realizing more fully in our civic life the ideals for which they fought, and that we purchase forget-me-not flowers for the pur- pose of aiding them in the campaign to secure adequate rehabilitation, to the end that each one of these dis-|- abled veterans may become and con- tinue an active and helpful force in building our commonwealth. In witness whereof, I have hereun-| to set my hand and the Great Seal of the state of North Dakota, at the] . capitol at Bismarck, this 15th day of October, A. D. 1924, R. A. NESTOS, Gover (SEAL) mee Thomas Hall, * The mill began to shrink, and it Secretary of State, ' WELL, FOR ONS THING, Iv SootHssS MY NERVES! New York, Oct. 16—Aviators fly- ing over New York henceforth will have a view of the biggest machine in the world. Every street from Central Park to Bowling Green will have~ one-way traffic. It is planned to synchron- ize movements of traffic so that automobiles and trucks on all east and west streets will move at the same time. When that traffic stops movement starts on all north and south streets. Mercantile losses in New York City due to traffic delays total more than half a billion a year, some ex- perts placing the loss at $1,260,000 a day. To eliminate this estimated loss ‘every street from 59th street to Bowling Green has been made a one- way traffic street. Inspector Dominick Henry, the “The Blank children are always having tantrums,” Mrs, Jones would often remark, “Tantrums,” so called, are an in- teresting method developed by many. children for getting their own way. When they cannot defeat their par- ents in any other way, they resort to this method. Every child would be a ruthless tyrant jn the home if he could get away with it. And all too many of them do. Very early in life the child discovers that he has many weap- ons with which to battle household discipline. Such a child is likely to be handi- By Milton Bronner NEA Service: Writer London, Oct. 16.—Ordinarily one of the dullest trips.in the world is the journey across the North Sea from Esbjer, Denmark, to Har- wich, England. The boats are small, the com- pany aboard.is limited and the re- sources for. amusement of the slenderest. ” But passengers on a recent jour- ney had a real treat because their fellow travelers were lads return- ing from the big international jam- boree of Boy Scouts which had been held in Copenhagen. The stars of the afternoon were the Chileans, who for several . hours showed their talents by dancing Spanish dances and singing Span- ish songs with a dash and fire that Anglo-Saxions rarely displa.y The Boy Scouts from London contented themselves by showing their envy of such talent. Not so the.Chinese, Their turn came that night—a night of stars and silver moon. The oriental lads, many of whom are being educated in Am- erican schools in Shanghai, brought out their native reed instruments of bamboo and ivory and for over an hour enthralled their audience by playing Chinese love songs which date back in time to eras before the birth of Christ. | There js dt present. a gloom in Great Britain that you can cut with a knife. It is not due to the rotten summer, in which five and a half days out of.six have been cold and rainy. ‘Britons are used Poheip weal aaa : a, serves as the principal topic of ordinary conversation. No, this gloom has to do with tea—the na- tional beverage. Practically every tea merchant in the island has put up his price on the precious leaves anywhere from ‘4 to 16 cents per pourid,” according’ td’ the quality. And Britons say the rise is due to a deliberate trick. They claim the rest tea planters deliberately cut down the tea acreage so they could soak the public because of a city’s traffic expert, accounts for the tremendous losses through delays to trucks which fail to make train and steamer, connections, to loss of wages of employes, loss of service, of equipment and loss of gasolimel by running motors. One angle not figured by the traffic experts fis that ‘the great increase in the commerce of the country and this city in the past decade has been due to the auto. Now the auto delays the auto. Is this modern wonder a Frankenstein, turned upon those it has benefitted? What will New York look like ten years hence despite its one-way traffic, if the number of autos con- tinues to increase at the present rate, What will New York’s sky lanes, and its building tops look like 50 years hence with the airplane con- tinuing at its present development? FABLES ON HEALTH PARENTS: WATCH YOUR STEP capped for, when he faces the reali- ties of life and no longer has his parents behind him, he finds that there are definite realities to face. In many cases of this nature the child, grown to manhood or woman- hood, unconsciously recalls that things were secured by “tantrums” and proceeds to have them, Such i; frequently the case in nervous dis orders that are deseribed as hysteria, etc. If parents will begin to watch their own steps as well as the steps of their children there will be 8 fewer nervous disorders to recffon with in the future. British Gloom Traced To High Tea Prices —shortage! And they point out, that some tea companies have made 50 per cent profit and over. What Smith is to some of our city directories and Colien is to others, Rasmussen seems to be in Funen, the richest of all the Danish island provinces, Its capital, the birthplace of the great story writer Hans Christian Anderson, is named Odense. It ought to be called Ras- mussen, Judging by the signs on the shops of every kind, by the names of the doctors and lawyers and den- tists, about one person in every three is a Rasmussen. As Den- mark’s history is very ancient, it is easy to dream of a day hund- reds and hundreds of years ago when some Danish chief named Rasmussen took possession of this fertile island. So that the Ras- mussens are now the natives. Aly the others are late-comers, ‘ Radio was first used for military purposes in the South African W. in 1898, pier 4 — FOR WEAK LUNGS Colds and Coughs Mr. W. Wyatt, Leeton, Mo. ys” ; gai ined Ph pounds in 6 months. Feel- ing fine. 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