The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 6, 1924, Page 2

y PAGE TWO THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publishers CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. D SMITH PAYNE, BURNS AN NEW YORK : - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year DOO $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 5 . 7.20 Daily by mail per year (in state outside Bismarck).... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) THE CAMPAIGN PROCEEDS The national political campaign is entering into the last month. The whirlwind finish, already under way, is bring- ing many new developments day by day. One dollar and a half wheat arrived in Chicago, and one of the arguments of LaFollette forces went to smithereens. Before harvest, the LaFollette orators, fearing prosperity would hurt their chances, charged the big interests were manipulating the wheat market to get farmers’ votes. Yet with hundreds of millions of bushels of wheat harvested the price continues to rise. * Charles W. Bryan, the Democratic vice-presidential can- didate, emerges from his shell long enough to declare that LaFollette has no chance and that real progressives should vote for Davis and himself. Mr. Bryan is, of course, whist- ling to keep up courage, in the face of the Literary Digest poll. DETROIT * * ee * Betting odds against Senator LaFollette are raised in New York as the campaign proceeds. Those who expect to profit by betting, hold his chances of election by popular vote are one to six. On the question that he will be able to succeed in his purpose of throwing the elcction inte the national congress, the odds are one to three. Mr. LaFoilette’s stock has been sinking for a week. It is past its high tide. * * President ~Coolidge takes opportunity to reiterate the Republican party declarations that the United States wiil decide her own domestic questions. This is his answer to the protocol of the League of Nations Council giving foreign representatives the right to dip into the domestic questions of member nations and declare them outlaws. The League of Nations Council did the Coolidge campaign cause a good turn. It gave an opportunity for him to restate his position and that of the Republican party, and to convince millions that the country’s foreign policy is right and proper. * * * Secretary Hoover, with his usual good sense, shows why government ownership has not developed in this country. In Germany. for example, the nation found it necesssary to favor: and cooperate wtih cartels and syndicates in order to participate more largely in foreign commerce. Great Britain, more self-sufficient, did not find it necessary or desirable to adopt such a policy. The United States was favored in the development of indwidualism by pioneer con- ditions, and individualism, initiative and personal. respon- sibility have been the key-words of this country’s progress. HELP! HELP! WOMEN! F ! The campaign to “Get Out the Vote”—to induce all citi- zens to vote, unlike the 1920 presidential election, where nearly half of the eligible voters stayed away from the polls —this campaign relies for its success quite as much on women as men. Women neglect to vote just as much as men neglect to vote. - National Statistics are not compiled. In Illinois, only state where they kept exact track, in 1920, of women’s votes, 741 out of every 1000 eligible men balloted, compared veees 6.00]! _Editorial Review Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. BEING ONE’S SELF (Atlantic City Union) Sinclair Lewis is right; a lot of Americans do not get enough fun out of life. The young lenge it is standardized. Davenports are put in front fireplaces, not because the own want them there. but bec other people ‘have them there. Babbitt installs a cigar lighter in intellectuals regimented chal- and un out of a harmlessly glit- automobile ac ry, ‘but gets tering to his machine. Doing things because other peo- ple «o them, or doing them in- sincerely to impress other people is one good way of leading a dull ife. Fun comes by being one’s sell. The exterior act should reflect the one within. The davenport {s in its proper place when it 1s where you want it as a being lving your own. life, ana not giving a fig for artificial mass standards. Golf is a good game if you play se you like it. But it is a stime when you find it but people do. You might rather play marbles or hop-scotch, if marbles or hop-scotch better releases your fun in: ct. The remedy for much of wh the_ young intellectuals compl: lies in questioning ourselves morc to why we do things. Have ou: opinions come to us ready-mace from our parents or from our en vironment, or have we thought things out for ourselves Do we put cigar lighters on our 's for the convenience of cigar smokers or to acquire a sham “cla Why not do more things, think more things, feel more things, that are really our own? That's one way to have fun. Men want to make things and do things that reflect —themsel They want to create, in the spirit of play, things beautiful or odd or interesting. They get fun out of life to the extent in which the things they make or do reflect what they really are. But as lony as the chiet business of life lies in brighter business of making life interesting and creative must wait. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON SNOOZLE AND SNORE Nuney and Nick went around and turned all the town clocks back an hour. And the Sand Man went to the moon and asked the moon man to hold the moon back an hour. All because they needed a few more minutes till bed time, Tweeka- nose having stolen the magic sand again und made off with it. The Sand Man was quite pleased when Mister Peerabout, the Moon Man, said quite obligingly, “Certain. ly, sir! Anything to oblige you, si UGGLE AND the moon from going quite so fast. Then looking at his speedometer, Mister Peerabout said, “The moon is now going only five thousand miles an hour. We will be an hour late tonight.” “Thank you kindly,” said the Sand Man. “If the Twins come, please tell them that I have been to the Dream Maker Man’s at the edge of the golden forest.on the ice-mountain.” So away he went to the Dream his car, not because he thinks hej way of doing what other | and put his foot on the brake to keep, THE BISMARCK EVERETT TRUE fe my wee OF WASHING TON fe merer LINCOLN ut am we Cet Oris THON ee wn RIBUNE _BY CONDO tm oe. Warne ie ree fue Tt ner + UNITOe sTAIEE To aA eu oF Govan mes: because he thinks it gives felase” \ | | | | i IF OU HAVE NO Vi TRYING TO MAKE CAMPAISN SPEECHES ICE YOU Hi AVE NO BUSINGSS) IF You REALLY WANT TO HELP JOIN THE WHERE THEY TELL PARTY, Go AND GUMSHOG SQUAD Iv THe InN WHISPERS Robert Foran, 1909, ateway” to and then make | game. After. a the ing ter several oth the Guaso and meet sport. royal reception tebbe. Now they ful land of the Foran explains how expedition ‘ca with i sely th son. NOW ag of the deceased mo to fight a jtemains alive. The the throne funeral. royal cook at the p: bod mous grave, so can minister to th Ba Thgy arrive at Momba: British the long journey to their first camp in yewded Kapiti Plains. wonderfully shooting trip in the Sotik country, mps for r at a farm called Sai; East mi in or re t narch sole alace. e cf ° -©11924. NEA.SerVvice. Ine, BEGIN HERE TODAY newspaper t spondent, accompanies the Theodore coming out better than our broth-! Roosevelt expedition into Africa in ers in the competitive struggle tie | corre- the Africa,” railroad the successful hunt- i. Af- trips they invade elephant country some The Roosevelts aré given “a t Njoro ore good: and En- the color- ‘0 people. kings of these people, when they feel them- growing old to the point that mentality is impaired, commit jsuicide by swallowing a native poi- ON WITH THE STORY ately the death of the king public knowledge, the many sons commence, ong themselves, brother killing brother, until only one son urvivor of jthe battle for the honor of becoming the next royal suicide then ascends and attends to his late Several of the lesser queens dead king are clubbed to death, as also are the royal Horseman and th All thei: are then placed in an enor that their ghosts | the kingdom of Wnyoro; and here would be completed the first stage of our journey across Uganda to the Albert nza, the Congo, the Nile, and the Sudan. CHAPTER XXVI Across the Albert Nyanza to the Congo We arrived in Hoima early next morning, having struck camp at daybreak. 7 The road wound through a_hilly but fairly open country until it reached the outskirts of the scatter- ed government station. Our camp was pitched alongside f the residence of the provincial commissioner, Mr. Grant, who had invited Colonel Roosevelt and Ker- mit to lunch with him. We had a mugnificant view from this for it overlooked a deep valley sep- fi the big hills The king Tnyoro had built a fine “banda” for the use of Colonel Roosevelt, and around it we pitched our tents. Behind the camp, on the brow of the ridge, w situated the bungalows of the officials, the na- tive hospital and the police bar- racks. Westward were the govern- The king of U isters of state wi greet Colonel Roosevelt on arri The king ed looking native was a tall and distinguish- When he had itry was a Bri {no human sacrifices were tolerated. However, according to the camp, ment offices and the Indian bazaar. voro and his min- at the camp to 1 come to the throne—by a much less | brutal path, let it be suid—the coun- h protectorate; and chief i | { with us. The kingsof Unyoro came to pay an official call, and was in- vited to stay to tea. He was dressed for this ceremonial visit in many gaily colored robes, and was attend- ed by a large retinue of white-gown- ed courtiers. However, he was king only in name, and no real powers in hiss own counjry. After breakfast next Mearns had decided to ope: me. He had called to hi: morning, ate upon aid the government doctor at Hoima. At the jlast_ moment, Colonel Roosevelt in- | “substantial ones.” \ could, ‘bare the ! It was not a case of hernia, but sisted on helping, and acted through- out the operation as a dresser handed the two surgeons the swabs of cotton wool, held the basin of eptic, and generally gave need- sistance. It must have been a new role for Colonel Roosevelt, and I was awed to think that the ex- president of the United States was helping to operate upon me in th wilds of Africa. It certainly was an unique situation. It so happened that there was no anaesthetic available in Hoima, and Mearns asked me if I could stand the operation without. I told him to go ahear, and be as quick a he With three quick i s lay on my camp-bed, he laid eat of the trouble. as I 1 merely a bad abscess on the ubdomi- nal wall. The instant the abscess had been opened, the pain w: lieved. As he operated, I had tried to whistle a tune so as to keep my mind occupied. “What tune were you whistling, Foran?” asked Roosevelt, as he passed Mearns a bandage. “I don’t seem to recognize it.” And then he laughed. We all joined in the laughter, for the joke was on me. I could not for the life of me tell him what the tune was. “It was not ‘tomorrow a-hunting we will go,’” chortled Mearns, as he pinned the final bandage. “You will be a couple of mgnths at least be- fore you can fully recover. You've got to remain in your tent, and rest today.” I made a wry face at this pro- nouncement, and Colonel Roosevelt looked sympathetically at me, And then they left me to slvep in my tent, promising to come back and see how I was getting on later inthe day. A couple of hours later, I could stand the loneliness no longer, and I made my way painfully across the big banda, As I stood in the entrance, I could see Roosevelt and Kermit busy writing lette “Jambo, Bwana Mkubwa At my words, Colonel Roosevelt glanced up, his face very concerned, and then leaped to his feet to assist me. “My dear fellow, you should not have moved,” he chided me. But he came across the banda to me, placed his arm round my shoul- der and helped me to « comfortable seat. He was most solicitous about my comfort, and did not leave me until he was sure that 1 was quite all right. “Now, you just stay there; and don’t move until Mearns let you do so,” he commanded, with mock anger. But there was a smile in his eyes. “I was so confoundedly lonely,” I explained. Well, you n he answered, his lette (Cont dn't be any more, us he went back to ued in Our Next Issue) The women are wearing their new fall hats, At least, we think that's “| what they are. Cold is what makes the Esquimos fut, which is what makes a girl wear silk stockings in winter, When a girl throws a good man down he bounces right into another re- | MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1924 THE FIRST LONG TROUSERS By Albert Apple | | | Men, it’s just 100 years since long trousers began to |come into fashion. Beau Brummel, the celebrated English ;society leader, had introduced them a few years before. | His daring example had been copied by the “dandies” of the iday. But most men held back, especially the conservative | They considered long trousers a childish form of mas- iquerade and were afraid they would look ridiculous if they jabandoned knee-breeches. | After a century, the pendulum swings and, knee-breeches are coming back. They are worn by golfers, engineers and ther men of the outdoors, and on camping trips and hikes. Judging by ease and comfort, a great many men— if truth were known — would like to wear “knee pants” all the time. Why not? Alas, in men’s community association they have acquired a timidity and sense of shame in anything not | conforming to the crowd. Long trousers still are “the go”; ‘and it’s a brazen male who dares fly in the teeth of conven- | tion and wear short ones. ! ! But knee-breeches are coming back, nevertheless. Cloth- iers predict they will be worn commonly: in offices, shops and on the streets within a few years. It certainly will be a revelation, eh? We have a sneaking suspicion that long trousers caught popular fancy because they hid such handi- caps to beauty as bow-legs. ! Lo Why stop at knee-breeches? Why not dress as most of us have the secret craving? Whenever a lodge or other organization parades, note the pride with which the march- ers wear their uniforms, bright colors, sashes and plumes. The savage, the barbaric, still lurks in our blood. We hanker for display quite as much as the jungle natives. And the chief reason we fail to gratify that hankering is our vanity—our fear that our so-called dignity will suffe It has come to be considered dignified to wear long trouser: So they’re worn. So, too, youth looks forward to the day when“it can don its first pair of long ones — and join the ranks of the dignified posers. mother’s suite saying she had been told to leave hotel for the first time in her life, and she called upon all her ances- tors, from Governor to bear witness to her and the enormity of the As soon as things quieted down « little, Miss Bradford said: “What will I do now? You know, my dear Mrs. Prescott, I have not the money to pay this bill: I certainly thought I was your guest.” This brought things to a climax, for you must! have known by this time, Leslie, that yout mother-in-law is rather close. She hangs on to |the money she gets, and you a Jack pay most of her bills. While she thought Jack and you ‘were go- ing to settle for Miss Bradford, she did not. worry about her. She liked to have her around to stir up He stated, however, he had noth-| things. But she certainly did not ing to. do with Miss Bradford, and | relish pa her hotel bill of ten would not, be responsible for any/dollars a day out of her own very debts incurred by her at the hotel. | generous allowance. The manager told me that when| At the first hint of he sent this telegram up to Mrs. she turned Prescott’s room, there was a great | Anderson jhow-to-do, Your mother-in-law in-' smile by lool Ysisted she was sure Jack had- not | written the telegram. She said it in-law, “there must be some great scunded like you, and you had prob- misunderstanding, for I thought of ably written it and signed Jack’s course you were paying your own name. ‘way at this hotel. You will reme his made, Miss Anderson quite in-| ber when you said you wanted to dignant, and she told the manager |come and visit me, I invited you for to confirm the wire by a telephone |two weeks. You have stayed six conversation with Mr. Prescott,, weeks at the apartment when I charging the same on “Mr. Prescott’s | moved here. It didn’t enter my mind bill for his mother. Jack told him/|for one minute that you were my you had nothing to do with it, and |g ou left the apartment.” isted that his orders should be out. The manager then | poor Priscill wrote a polite note to Miss Bradford, ying he had made some mis her room, and offering her 2 er one, enclosing a Dill for LETTER FROM RUTH BURKE TO; rushing into your LESLIE PRESCOTT : Dearest Li You certainly are having your troubles. I think 1 have relieved you of one of them, how- ever, I have succeeded in ing, more or les mother from the influence of that! old maid, Priscilla Bradford. I expect you have already seen the telegram Mrs. Prescott sent to her son, putting forth her side of the| trouble and her moving to the hotel. | It didn’t affect Jack just the way she thought it would, for the manager of the Plaza showed me a night letter from him saying to make his mother, Mrs. Prescott, just as com- fortable as possible, to pay her and her nurse, Miss Anderson, every attention, and to send the bill to his | office, where it would be promptly paid by his secretary, Mrs. Atherton. ch a thi eso quickly that M id she had to ‘hide her ing out of the window. “Dear Priscilla,” said your mother- aturally I wanted to save y $ much trouble as possible.” spirit of the | medicine man of the Banyoro, the god was displeased at such a tame uneral of the deceased monarch who had reigned before this present king. He announced that the god coulé only be placated if the first person who was seen to come along a certain road was killed over a drum in which human blood — was poured, according to tribal custom, at each corenation ceremony of 4 king of Unyoro. The local missionaries jcame to camp and called upon Colonel Roose- velt, and some #emained to dinner Maker Man's where he lived with his three sons, Snoozle and Snuggle and Snore. The Dream Maker Man and his three sons were just waking after a long day's sleep, for they did most of their work at night. “Hey hum!” said the Dream Maker | Man stretching. “I hope none of the children were allowed to eat candy today, except one piece after dinner. When they get stomach ache they never sleép soundly enough for me to get near with my nice dreams of birds and summer and pretty things. Wake up Snoozle! Up Snuggle Shame on you, Snore!” “I hope I'm not intruding,” the Sand Man just then, stepping ut the door, ‘But there's no time to And he told all about the Tweekanose, steaiing his one’s lap. dollars for her days in suite she was occupying. Miss Anderson told me the fracas | that then ensued was as good farce comedy. Miss Bradford cami the} “Well, all I can say,” said P: indignantly, “is that you have ten me into more trouble t expected I would ever ha with 465 out of 1000 women. The League of Women Voters is working untiringly to induce more women to go to the polls. By rousing women, they hope to bring out nearly seven million more votes than in 1920. After generations of effort, women now have the same voice as men, in electing the president. This power, unused, imperils our system of democratic government. Uncle Sam’s government by majority is in danger. Vote without fail! Vote without fail! Vote without fail! king in the next world. It is stirring adventure belonging to thi entourage of the king of Unyoro—al- most as much so being that dusky monarch. On New Year Day, the Roosevelt expedition broke camp at 5 o’cloc in the morning and marched some miles to the next camp. It was a very hot day, and we were all glad | to reach the shade of the bandas in the camp at noon. The following morning w ) were due to reach Hoima, the capital of We would hate to be so fat we had no lap upon which to sit the younger set. Late to bed and late to rise makes | one unhealthy and broke and wise. his marvelous knowledge of human nature, resulted in the creation of characters that clash with unbelievable intensity. “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” is the longest picture ever shown in Bismarck. First, performance at 7 o’clock sharp. almost | 4 Ee | A Thought + debutante is SS Sa) quite the berries, next season she is made into wine, and the third sca- son turns to vinegar. ‘Fhe thought of the diligent tend only to plenteousness; but of every one that is hasty only to want.— Proy, 21:5, Many a flame is started by the flicker of an eyelid. WESTWARD The east is slowly but surely losing its industrial..im- portance. Atlantic coast states still produce a trifle more than a half of the nation’s manufactured goods, But the Mississippi Valley, which in 1850 turned out only 19 per cent of American manufactures, had risen to 41 per cent. in 1921. This was shown by the industrial census. The figure has risen. The Pacific coast’s share is mounting swiftly. . Nothing can stop this shifting. The course of civilization is always westward, following the sunset. WALKING People are buying fewer shoes. In six months, sales-the | country -over are 30 million pairs less than in the corres- ponding months of 1923. ' ye The shoe trade thinks consumers are economizing. iM d u know any — magic j The real reason is. that people are walking less, riding ,“¢"'s? cde Unite Re more in autos. This makes less business for the shoe fac- tne sand Man. “If you say that th Diligence, above, all, is the mother Jof good luck.—Samuel Smiles. The mother who said, “What beautiful scenery?” has a daughter who says, “What nice parking places.” The new fall dance many twists and turns, Father no‘longer slips in late at night. He breezes in, confident the [others are not there to hear him. steps have that's Dream Maker 3, come here. We'll have to help the Sand q Man and the ‘Twins to get the sleepy 4 ‘sand back. Snooz jump on the 4 | white night-mare and go to Mars. i Snuggle, jump on the black night- § mare and go to Venus, and Snore, jump on the black and white night- } mare and yo to Jupiter. Isand hack at any cost. Mi | Man, do cried the ! ‘The rising generation stays wp to ' see the sunrise instead of getting up ! to see it. / | (Gopyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) “The Hunchback Of Notre Dame” | Great Picture; The production made by Universal | of Victor Hugo's immortal story, | “The Hunchback of Notre Dame,” at the Capitol Theatre,.has met with | high favor, exceeding any’ big pro- | duction within ready memory and} promising a permanence most grat- ifying to all who have the welfare ! of the screen at heart. In massive- {ness and thoroughness this produc- {tion is a revelation and gives truth | to the pronouncement by able critics | that it eclipses anything previously offered, | Hugo’s story was charged with a | | dramatic power such as he only | ! could wield. The period of the fi | teenth century in France was one | wherein drama filled to, overflowing | the daily lives of its people. The Textremes in stitien of. the Parisian pegple were wide as the poles, And the author’s lové of the “abnormal in character building, together VAR \ y | | “BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST! Unless: you see the-“Bayer Cross” on tablets you arc not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe _by millions and ‘prescribed by physicians 24 years for M pl Headache Pain FA Toothache Neuritis Neuralgia Lumbago tories; but mpre for the doctors and undertakers. The body i magic sand will jump right to you.” cannot function properly unless exercised. “M ee eo alone "asked the 9 ‘ riving just then. *, “Certainly, id the Dream Maker ‘i ORPHANS | é i | Man. “But you cannot be three Orphans and other dependent children—125,000 of them! places at once. “Get on behind | —are in orphan asylums and kindred institutions inj Snoozle on the white night-mare. ays | He's going to Mars first.” i .Mothers, in particular, will pity them. : lean vtaid “Glade” See | . Brighter is thé news that the orphan asylum is scheduled ; white night-mare hounded off over to-besan extinct institution before many more years. Forty-' the Milky Way in the direction of two-states already have special pensions that help widowed ; oes nina i - 4 mothers support their children at home, 127,000 kiddies. get-' srakcr Man contin:e! ce, ting. aid this. way... An additional: 70,000 have been placed for the mischievous gnome on the in-“fester homes,” mainly for children who have lost both | moon, while Snugg'e und Snore put in- “£08 y new shoes on their ‘mares. 4 parents. There was small hope of Tweeka- | 4 Be nose escaping. 4 | best.way..to go. through anything without a scratch! And all the time‘the town clocks ij is to stop and scratch your head before.starting. were catching up again, \And for all ithe Moon Mun kept his foot on the, |brake, the moon was catching up,| } {"% It was very exciting, Fe : SS! me Agcaptionly. ‘Bayer’. package which contains proven directions, Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets— Also bottles of 94 and 100—Drit Aopitin ly the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salic; Rheumatism - The girl-of today.-is more interested. in bonds _ than bon ad eS gag ji a \IN THE SOTIK cou J \